| #20 | 5-hour acrimony | 695 |
| #5 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 483 |
| #25 | Alice's Army booster box | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #438 | BGE merchandise order form | 9 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #466 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #163 | CRIMBCO mug | 100 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1269 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #1223 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #585 | Crimbo pie | 2 |
| #834 | Crimbuck | 946 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #1154 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 3 |
| #52 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 7 |
| #44 | Divine | 32 |
| #679 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #69 | Gnomish toolbox | 1 |
| #1048 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #84 | Gordon Bennett | 10 |
| #1195 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #35 | KoLHS Pep Squad Box | 1 |
| #56 | Mae West | 37 |
| #15 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass | 1 |
| #92 | Mon Tiki | 23 |
| #42 | My Own Pen Pal kit | 1 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #52 | Neuromancer | 26 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #40 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #4 | Warehouse 23 crate | 1 |
| #369 | Workytime Tea | 5 |
| #79 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 328 |
| #68 | a little sump'm sump'm | 83 |
| #378 | adorable seal larva | 7 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #22 | angst burger | 810 |
| #634 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #4 | baggie of powdered sugar | 32,559 |
| #251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #969 | bananagate | 1 |
| #926 | bath ball gift set | 4 |
| #1660 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #246 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| 🥇 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 7,400 |
| #54 | bottle of Blank-Out | 300 |
| #15 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 600 |
| #14 | bottle of Definit | 600 |
| #15 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 550 |
| #14 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 550 |
| #18 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 550 |
| #9 | bottle of Pete's Sake | 150 |
| #715 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1054 | box | 1 |
| #334 | box of Dweebs | 1 |
| #134 | box of Familiar Jacks | 1 |
| #204 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 1 |
| #773 | box of sunshine | 374 |
| #92 | box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #180 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #364 | boxed champagne | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #53 | boxing-glove-in-a-box | 1 |
| #62 | calle de miel | 40 |
| #485 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #68 | deluxe fax machine | 4 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #345 | dishrag | 1 |
| #79 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #37 | ducha de oro | 77 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #1426 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #686 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #168 | fish juice box | 1 |
| #15 | floaty gravel | 6 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #275 | floaty pebbles | 2 |
| #90 | floaty rock | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock helmet | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock pants | 1 |
| #987 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #143 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #367 | forest tears | 1 |
| #282 | fossilized baboon skull | 2 |
| #247 | fossilized bat skull | 2 |
| #227 | fossilized demon skull | 2 |
| #482 | fossilized limb | 13 |
| #250 | fossilized serpent skull | 3 |
| #205 | fossilized spider skull | 2 |
| #256 | fossilized spike | 17 |
| #131 | fossilized spine | 15 |
| #362 | fossilized torso | 12 |
| #323 | fossilized wing | 10 |
| #139 | fossilized wyrm skull | 6 |
| #247 | friendly cheez blob | 9 |
| #740 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #843 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #53 | fudgecule | 50,001 |
| #219 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #45 | fuzzbump | 146 |
| #135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #172 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #163 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #131 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #168 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #42 | gimlet | 30 |
| #241 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1009 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #197 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #201 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #241 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #90 | horizontal tango | 32 |
| #180 | imitation crab crate | 1 |
| #454 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #1065 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #26 | large box | 939 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #179 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #233 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #133 | linoleum crossbow string | 1 |
| #90 | linoleum stick | 2 |
| #105 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #225 | live lobster | 2 |
| #989 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #312 | macaroni duck | 7 |
| #40 | mandarina colada | 35 |
| #692 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #120 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #1340 | motivational poster | 1 |
| 🥇 | munchies pill | 5,400 |
| #32 | mutant cactus bud | 1 |
| #31 | mutant gila monster egg | 1 |
| #73 | mysterious chest | 1 |
| #110 | mysterious present | 4 |
| #262 | nothing-in-the-box | 1 |
| #56 | nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #52 | ocean motion | 88 |
| #927 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #30 | paperclip | 1,500 |
| #207 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #179 | pebblebräu | 1 |
| #40 | perpendicular hula | 98 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #72 | pink pony | 77 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #43 | pottery club | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #103 | prussian cathouse | 11 |
| #5 | puzzling ribbon | 2 |
| #226 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #222 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #11 | red-hot medallion | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #1006 | [2108]rock | 3 |
| #20 | rock lobster | 1 |
| #91 | rockfish stomach | 8 |
| #258 | rockin' wagon | 4 |
| #36 | rocky road ice cream | 2 |
| #177 | roll in the hay | 22 |
| #319 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #90 | slap and tickle | 64 |
| #39 | slip 'n' slide | 123 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #812 | slow jam collection | 4 |
| #26 | small box | 619 |
| #278 | smoked potsherd | 1 |
| #235 | smut orc keepsake box | 1 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #571 | strange cube | 1 |
| #918 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #232 | stray chihuahua | 11 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #431 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 37 |
| #804 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #207 | superamplified boom box | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #47 | tangarita | 22 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #37 | teqiwila slammer | 30 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #1142 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 2 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1159 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2048 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #3347 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #881 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 2 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1098 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 2 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2734 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #1114 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 2 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #1491 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| 🥇 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 18,792 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1098 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 2 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #2781 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #968 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 3 |
| #2120 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2858 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic astronomer | 4 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #956 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 3 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 2 |
| #961 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 3 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #847 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 4 |
| #849 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 4 |
| #3305 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 2 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1117 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 2 |
| #3968 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2753 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2689 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #2815 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #963 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 3 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #2728 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #1124 | tiny plastic moneybee | 2 |
| #4848 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6133 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #2877 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #3349 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #2292 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #684 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 3 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #975 | tooth | 3 |
| #909 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #257 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #923 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #214 | unearthed potsherd | 16 |
| #563 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #152 | unusual disco ball | 12 |
| #59 | vodka gibson | 3 |
| #63 | vodka stratocaster | 17 |
| #115 | volcanic ash | 65 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #241 | wad of cotton | 13 |
| #215 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
| #381 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
| #151 | waterlogged crate | 1 |
| #831 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
| #73 | wok lobster | 2 |
| #128 | yellow brick road | 10 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1012 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |