#233 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 8 |
#651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
#227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
#2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
#77 | Angry Farmer candy | 2,543 |
#121 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 10 |
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#27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
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#611 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 3 |
#15 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 5 |
#156 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 5 |
#1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
#55 | C.H.U.M. knife | 13 |
#183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
#364 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
#264 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
#289 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
#245 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
#252 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
#97 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 6 |
#48 | CRIMBCO mug | 383 |
#987 | CRIMBCO scrip | 70 |
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#791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
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#179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
#174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
#184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
#81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
#6 | Chorale of Companionship | 6 |
#287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
#2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
#993 | Crimbo fudge | 6 |
#1258 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 2 |
#6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
#713 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 8 |
#211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
#83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
#211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
#16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
#195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
#215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
#120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
#723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
#1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
#185 | Hippy Army MPE | 47 |
#41 | Hodgman's blanket | 29 |
#256 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 3 |
#987 | Instant Karma | 2 |
#1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
#23 | Kissin' Cousins | 13 |
#23 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 145 |
#138 | Lars the Cyberian | 3 |
#46 | Let Me Be! | 15 |
#257 | Mace of the Tortoise | 2 |
#285 | Maxing, Relaxing | 4 |
#54 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 51 |
#323 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 159 |
#175 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 9 |
#726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
#215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
#127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
#101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
#197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
#93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
#187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
#187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
#100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
#195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
#92 | PADL Phone | 185 |
#1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
#291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
#179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
#2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
#201 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 6 |
🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
#42 | Summer Nights | 12 |
#30 | Tales from the Fireside | 14 |
#772 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 2 |
#392 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 131 |
#397 | The Art of Slapfighting | 2 |
#400 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 3 |
#41 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 2 |
#967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
#222 | Travels with Jerry | 5 |
#143 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 8 |
#699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
#203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
#952 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 4 |
#502 | Workytime Tea | 3 |
#1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
#1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
#1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
#17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
#182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
#188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
#105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
#85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
#192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
#917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
#110 | abandoned candy | 14 |
#851 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
#733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
#223 | antique bottle opener | 4 |
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#354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
#714 | antique record album | 2 |
#382 | antique souvenir drawing | 2 |
#45 | awful poetry journal | 8,104 |
#213 | bag of bones | 7 |
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#70 | bark boxers | 1 |
#91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
#925 | bath ball gift set | 4 |
#329 | battered Crimbo Crate | 36 |
#61 | bed of coals | 9 |
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#14 | big bundle of chamoix | 27 |
#33 | big slimy cyst | 27 |
#2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
#476 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 14 |
#211 | blue class ring | 18 |
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#2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
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#557 | bone chips | 18 |
#53 | bonerang | 1 |
#58 | boning knife | 1 |
#250 | bottle of Blank-Out | 50 |
#25 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 251 |
#223 | bowl of fishysoisse | 4 |
#5525 | box of sunshine | 5 |
#467 | brine | 42 |
#737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
#363 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 25 |
#145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
#380 | candied yams | 24 |
#1563 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
#462 | candy knuckles | 5 |
#91 | chaos butterfly | 5,974 |
#60 | chocolate saucepan | 27 |
#1565 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
#660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
#2492 | club necklace | 2 |
#27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
#86 | comfy coffin | 10 |
#170 | concentrated garbage juice | 5 |
🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
#142 | corncob pipe | 11 |
#261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
#194 | cup of infinite pencils | 8 |
#43 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 1 |
#25 | decaying goldfish liver | 226 |
#189 | deluxe fax machine | 2 |
#1954 | diamond necklace | 3 |
#232 | dill | 149 |
#294 | dusty Crimbo crate | 36 |
#46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
#1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
#313 | epic wad | 1 |
#1536 | fancy chocolate car | 6 |
#251 | figurine of a charred seal | 13 |
#405 | figurine of a cold seal | 14 |
#147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
#478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
#386 | figurine of a slippery seal | 4 |
#639 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
#105 | figurine of an armored seal | 3 |
#51 | filth-encrusted futon | 11 |
#137 | flamin' bindle | 5 |
#165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
#88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
#59 | foreign box | 3 |
#495 | fossilized limb | 12 |
#405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
#581 | fossilized spike | 4 |
#400 | fossilized spine | 3 |
#450 | fossilized torso | 8 |
#372 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
#80 | frayed rope belt | 15 |
#93 | freezin' bindle | 6 |
#54 | frigid air mattress | 9 |
#26 | frozen banquet | 45 |
#61 | furry fur | 3,405 |
#22 | gator skin | 229 |
#270 | ghost cucumber | 151 |
#92 | giant needle | 1,178 |
#56 | gift-a-pult | 6 |
#91 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 28 |
#89 | green clay bead | 129 |
#1485 | grue egg | 17 |
#196 | guy made of bee pollen | 16 |
#1780 | handful of confetti | 20 |
#209 | handful of numbers | 2 |
#1408 | heart necklace | 5 |
#48 | heavy D | 3,496 |
#156 | hideous egg | 20 |
#71 | hobo fortress blueprints | 2 |
#626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
#249 | intriguing puzzle box | 2 |
#89 | irradiated candy cane | 32 |
#168 | jawbruiser | 13 |
#186 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 16 |
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#2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
#1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
#1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
#510 | live wire | 2 |
#92 | lucky bottlecap | 15 |
#931 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 4 |
#1260 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
#23 | medium slimy cyst | 16 |
#65 | megatofu | 188 |
#782 | miner's pants | 1 |
#1085 | motivational poster | 2 |
#418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
#1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
#110 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 29 |
#1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
#629 | off-white striped oyster egg | 4 |
#410 | oozenog | 8 |
#848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
#53 | original G | 3,508 |
#1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
#807 | pair of bolt cutters | 4 |
#67 | pair of twitching claws | 1 |
#101 | panhandle panhandling hat | 15 |
#243 | paperclip | 200 |
#516 | passable elf mask | 9 |
#176 | pink clay bead | 118 |
#71 | pixel orb | 1 |
#52 | plot hole | 7,909 |
#611 | pocketwatch on a chain | 5 |
#835 | poison pen | 2 |
#432 | probability potion | 93 |
#110 | procrastination potion | 1,119 |
#1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
#2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
#753 | puce striped oyster egg | 3 |
#539 | pulsing flesh | 7 |
#188 | purple clay bead | 23 |
#36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
#32 | rave whistle | 551 |
#124 | red class ring | 140 |
#2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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#2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
#806 | rigid carapace | 6 |
#546 | roasted marshmallow | 46 |
#3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
#2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
#180 | sand dollar | 75 |
#1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
#187 | scrumptious reagent | 743 |
#25 | sewer nuggets | 1,233 |
#54 | sleazy bindle | 10 |
#697 | sleeping stocking | 2 |
#130 | slime-soaked brain | 2 |
#91 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 3 |
#123 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 2 |
#32 | slimy alveolus | 75 |
#529 | slow jam collection | 8 |
#26 | small slimy cyst | 15 |
#1172 | spade necklace | 6 |
#458 | spooky bark | 25 |
#33 | spooky bindle | 15 |
#1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
#76 | stained mattress | 10 |
#77 | stinkin' bindle | 7 |
#113 | strange cube | 15 |
#600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
#3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
#2717 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 17 |
#44 | stuffed Hodgman | 5 |
#2871 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 16 |
#2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
#2332 | stuffed angry cow | 21 |
#2160 | stuffed astral badger | 23 |
#3394 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 13 |
#1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
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#3417 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 13 |
#2461 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 20 |
#2147 | stuffed gray blob | 3 |
#2567 | stuffed hand turkey | 19 |
#1370 | stuffed key | 25 |
#1458 | stuffed martini | 3 |
#2773 | stuffed mind flayer | 17 |
#471 | stuffed ninja snowman | 10 |
#4325 | stuffed scary death orb | 9 |
#3949 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
#3205 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 14 |
#2289 | stuffed snowy owl | 21 |
#2658 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 18 |
#1456 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 5 |
#2438 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 20 |
#3214 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 14 |
#388 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 43 |
#35 | thin black candle | 12,502 |
#437 | throwing wrench | 9 |
#17 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 92 |
#649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
#3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
#3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
#3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
#3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
#383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
#2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
#2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
#3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
#444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
#3339 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
#620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
#2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
#2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
#2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
#577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
#632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
#2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
#3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
#3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
#3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
#2167 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
#3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
#3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
#3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
#2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
#3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
#3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
#594 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
#401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
#3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
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#2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
#2134 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
#3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
#3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
#2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
#2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
#2154 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
#4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
#1798 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 4 |
#8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
#3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
#2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
#1739 | tiny plastic astronomer | 4 |
#1999 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 9 |
#3922 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
#3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
#646 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 7 |
#2849 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
#2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
#3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
#2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
#542 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
#4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
#1655 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 11 |
#3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
#2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
#2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
#2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
#3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
#570 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
#425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
#3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
#3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
#2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
#3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
#3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
#3319 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
#2244 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 8 |
#3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
#2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
#3301 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
#2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
#1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
#426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
#2252 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 8 |
#4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
#3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
#2873 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
#2512 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
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#3970 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
#580 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
#3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
#4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
#4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
#2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
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#4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
#3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
#2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
#2761 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
#3362 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
#3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
#2511 | tiny plastic stab bat | 7 |
#2835 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
#585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
#534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
#4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
#3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
#2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
#1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
#1766 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
#3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
#3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
#3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
#18 | tiny slimy cyst | 202 |
#931 | tofurkey leg | 9 |
#1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
#1261 | twitching claw | 3 |
#201 | unearthed potsherd | 17 |
#968 | unstable DNA | 41 |
#241 | vinegar | 153 |
#31 | voodoo snuff | 49 |
#77 | wad of slimy rags | 16 |
#48 | waterlogged crate | 6 |
#175 | white class ring | 61 |
#91 | wolf mask | 617 |
#161 | worthless gewgaw | 64 |
#176 | worthless knick-knack | 76 |
#199 | worthless trinket | 30 |
#1177 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
#511 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 12 |
#880 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
#1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |