FredStadler

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#639"DRINK ME" potion1
#1141.21 jigawatts1
#431/6th Pound Cake1
#834Angelhair Culottes1
#437Atomic Comic1
#842Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental1
#1699CRIMBCO scrip5
#117Chester's Aquarius medallion1
#182Chester's bag of candy1
#174Chester's cutoffs1
#185Chester's moustache1
#83Chester's muscle shirt1
#90Chester's sunglasses1
#88Choker of the Ultragoth1
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#1153Cloaca-Cola c-rations1
#243Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#1237Cold Hots candy1
#103Comet Pop1
#232Connery's Elixir of Audacity1
#1850Corpse Island iced tea1
#27Crepes a la Lune1
#1483Crimbo Candy Cookbook1
#1380Crimbo fudge1
#754Crimbo pie1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#313Divine1
#1670Dyspepsi grenade1
#92Earring of Fire1
#298El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)1
#251Ferrigno's Elixir of Power1
#1688Feynman gate1
#31Flan in the Moon1
#84Frosty's arm1
#212Frosty's carrot1
#16Frosty's iceball1
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#214Frosty's old silk hat1
#121Frosty's snowball sack1
#178GOTO1
#594Gnollish pie server1
#441Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer1
#236Gordon Bennett1
#343Gummi-DNA1
#680Happy Birthday, Claude! cake1
#248Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance1
#613Hell ramen1
#88Hodgman's almanac1
#669Hodgman's blanket1
#118Hodgman's bow tie1
#81Hodgman's cane1
#73Hodgman's garbage sticker1
#95Hodgman's harmonica1
#129Hodgman's lobsterskin pants1
#64Hodgman's lucky sock1
#65Hodgman's metal detector1
#144Hodgman's porkpie hat1
#21Hodgman's varcolac paw2
#37Humpty Dumplings1
#1795Imp Ale2
#1205Instant Karma1
#34Jawmaster 2000â„¢1
#1016Jumbo Dr. Lucifer1
#190Knob Goblin nasal spray1
#148Knob jelly donut1
#172Knob lo mein1
#238Knob nuts1
#343Knob pasty1
#193Knob stroganoff1
#352Knob stuffed shells1
#669LED block1
#456Lars the Cyberian1
#145Lobster qua Grill1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#348Mon Tiki1
#72Moon Pie1
#27Moonthril Schnapps1
#283Nardz energy beverage1
#382Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III1
#313Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V1
#245Nuclear Blastball1
#216Ol' Scratch's ash can1
#128Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork1
#99Ol' Scratch's manacles1
#196Ol' Scratch's ol' britches1
#92Ol' Scratch's stove door1
#186Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat1
#187Oscus's dumpster waders1
#100Oscus's flypaper pants1
#106Oscus's garbage can lid1
#8Oscus's neverending soda1
#193Oscus's pelt1
#196Piddles1
#880Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#809Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#796Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#890Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#193Polka Pop1
#369Red Pill1
#1464Retenez L'Herbe Paté1
#39Saison du Lune1
#1050Schrödinger's thermos1
#122Skullhead's Screw1
#29Spaghetti with Moonballs1
🥈Stabonic scroll1
#6Staff of the Deepest Freeze1
#27Staff of the Grand Flambé1
#34Staff of the Kitchen Floor1
#644Steal This Candy1
#172Super Magic Power Sword X1
#70TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡1
#967The Joy of Wassailing1
#101The Ring1
#1307Trollhouse cookies1
#149Ultracolorâ„¢ shirt1
#98Ur-Donut1
#2405Valentine1
#116Vial of jus de larmes1
#203Wand of Oscus1
#88Wrecked Generator1
#134X-37 gun1
#1119Yakisoba's hat1
#17Zombo's empty eye1
#182Zombo's grievous greaves1
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#104Zombo's shoulder blade1
#85Zombo's skull ring1
#191Zombo's skullcap1
#335abandoned candy1
#109adhesive tape dolly1
#361agua de vida1
#3681ancient unspeakable fruitcake1
#143anemone nematocyst1
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#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#497antique packet of ketchup1
#573antique pair of blue jeans1
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#1088atomic vector plotter1
#358bätzle1
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#231bat haggis1
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#138beer basted brat1
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#1022bi-lateral logic compressor1
#74bishop cookie1
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#892blackberry1
#107blank prescription sheet1
#621bloody mary1
#301bone aperitif1
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#277bone meal1
#307bottle of black cat tonic1
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#679bottle of popskull1
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#247brains casserole1
#501breaded beer1
#2171brick3
#110bronze handcuffs1
#44bugged bön±Ã©t1
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#466bungle in the jungle1
#534calle de miel1
#249calle de miel with a fly in it1
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#396can of franks 'n' beans1
#144can-you-dig-it?1
#1141candied kobold1
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#208chocolate turtle totem1
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#689chorizo brownies1
#1753circular CRIMBCOOKIE1
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🥉control crystal1
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#1811corpsetini1
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#165cream of pointy mushroom soup1
#71croquet hedgehog1
#523cruelty-free wine1
#223crusty hula hoop1
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#459cup of primitive beer1
#403curmudgel1
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#90delicious comfit?1
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#766desiccated apricot1
#59digital underground potion1
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#550divine blowout1
#446divine champagne popper1
#1030dusty bottle of Pinot Noir1
#504effluvious emerald1
#133eggman noodles1
#2833eggnog1
#305elven squeeze1
#1911elven suicide capsule1
#566empty agua de vida bottle232
#132enchanted handwarmer1
#124enchantlers1
#315epic wad1
#239escargotsicle1
#83essential cameraderie1
#99essential tofu1
#90expired bottle of peppermint schnapps1
#1773explosion-flavored chewing gum1
#743extra-greasy slider1
#163extra-potent gremlin mutagen1
#1008fake plastic grass1
#3837fancy but probably evil chocolate1
#377fancy canapés1
#2519fancy chocolate1
#1881fancy chocolate car1
#295fat bottom quark1
#217fat wallet1
#686festive sausage2
#323fettucini Inconnu1
#106filigreed hamethyst ring1
#324filthy hippy poncho1
#692[2426]fire flower1
#168fish juice box1
#118fishy fish lasagna1
#126flaming cardboard sword1
#321flaming mushroom wine1
#39flamingo mallet1
#168flat mushroom wine1
#164floaty inverse geode1
#67forbidden danish1
#462fortune cookie1
🥈fossilized necklace1
#576frozen Mob Penguin1
#706frozen banquet1
#65frozen danish1
#132fruity girl swill1
#56gazing shoes1
#996ghuol guolash1
#1517giant discarded torn-up glove1
#275gimlet1
#3940gingerbread bugbear1
#3809gingerbread horror1
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#143glimmering roc feather1
#365gloomy mushroom wine1
#99gnat lasagna1
#573goatskin umbrella1
#80goulauncher1
#984guy made of bee pollen1
#190handful of Laughing Willow bark1
#396handful of numbers1
#647happiness1
#3382heart necklace1
#1679heart of the volcano1
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#1194heavy D1
#454heavy metal sonata1
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#995herbs1
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#627hideous egg1
#578hippy protest button1
#626holiday cheese log2
#266hot hi mein1
#460hot wad1
#275ice stein1
#1216ice-cold fotie2
#275icy mushroom wine1
#82igloo pie1
#577inflatable duck1
#63insane tophat1
#606insanely spicy bean burrito1
#304interesting-looking twig1
#456intriguing puzzle box1
#691invisible bag1
#1775ion grid1
#1080ion-pulse modulation stabilizer1
#78ironic moustache1
#6ittah bittah hookah1
#696jar of fermented pickle juice1
#41jingle bell1
#203kamicorpse-ee1
#2542killing feather1
#145king cookie1
#21kitty sheet music1
#349knob ka-bobs1
#146knob mushroom wine1
#156knoll mushroom wine1
#267lawn dart1
#210libation of liveliness1
#1829licorice garrote1
#137liver and let pie1
#1726logic synthesizer1
#329love song of disturbing obsession1
#289love song of icy revenge1
#341love song of naughty innuendo1
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#325love song of sugary cuteness1
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#570lovecat tail1
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#2077mafia aria1
#310mandarina colada1
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#482marshmallow flambé1
#1323marzipan skull1
#142meat st‰¿bing club1
#168menudo1
#267menudo ravioli1
#26miniature Jacob's ladder1
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#49mirrored aviator shades1
#144missing wine1
#314mixed wildflower greens1
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#109mole molé1
#690mugcake1
#491mulled cider1
#378mushroom pizza1
#169mysterious present1
#600mysterious silver lapel pin1
#3219nanite-infested eggnog1
#3326nanite-infested fruitcake1
#3424nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear1
#86natto marble soda1
#91natto pocky1
#107natto-infused sake1
#225not-a-pipe1
#125nurse's hat1
#418obnoxious riddle1
#3382obsidian dagger1
#69occult jelly donut1
#278oily mushroom wine1
#28old soft shoes1
#435orange peel hat1
#190out-of-tune biwa1
#161packet of tofurkey gravy1
#187painful penne pasta1
#190paint bomb1
#528papaya sling1
#620papaya slung1
#1811penguin focaccia bread1
#472perpendicular hula1
#236perpendicular hula with a fly in it1
#1060personalized birthday cake1
#2033phish stick1
#87pimpin' meat hat1
#102pipe wrench1
#72piping organ pie1
#2047pixellated candy heart1
#320plastic cup of beer1
#214plum wine1
#26plush alielf1
#15plush alien hamsterpus1
#33plush hamsterpus1
#11plush mutated alielf1
#1230pocketwatch on a chain1
#196pointy mushroom wine1
#197poisonous caviar1
#531poltergeist-in-the-jar-o1
#180poodle skirt1
#1433portable corkscrew1
#243possessed tomato1
#209pr0n cocktail1
#437prismatic wad1
#218purple corpsel1
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#845quantum taco1
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#120rabbit punch1
#271raisin1
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#327ratini1
#1005recursive spline reticulator1
#210red-headed corpse1
#73reinforced furry underpants1
#611rice bowl1
#65rickety old unicycle1
#553right half of a heart necklace1
#376ring of conflict1
#100ring of teleportation1
#1556roasted marshmallow1
#17robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.1
#107robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.1
#454rockin' wagon1
#389round green sunglasses1
#647rum and cola1
#319rusty metal ring1
#190salinated mint julep1
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#408sausage pizza1
#115sausage wonton1
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#35shin gourds1
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#233shot of blackberry schnapps1
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#106spandex anniversary shorts1
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#1203spectral pickle2
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#399spooky wad1
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#65squirmy violent party snack1
#446stench wad1
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#79stomach turnover1
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#165stuffed bandersnatch1
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#955stuffed ghuol whelp1
#142stuffed porpoise1
#777stuffed zmobie1
#1049sub-molecular interocitor1
#141sun-dried tofu1
#130super ka-bob1
#225tangarita1
#1963teddy borg1
#10tempura air17
#451thermos full of Knob coffee1
#61throbbing organ pie2
#67thyme jelly donut1
#583tin cup of mulligan stew1
#186tiny fly glasses1
#99tiny goth giant1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#3062tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
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#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#86tobiko marble soda1
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#545tofu casserole1
#135tofu wonton1
#2808tofurkey gravy1
#2814tofurkey leg1
#161tofurkey nugget1
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#441tomato juice of powerful power1
#1865tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#60traffic jam toast1
#226tube of cranberry Go-Goo1
#392tulip1
#1077twinkly wad1
#39twitching trigger finger2
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#148unlocked meat locker1
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#181yam candy1
#337yellow brick road1
#94yellow matter custard1
#201yummy death watch beetle1
#51zen motorcycle1

Wow, that's 833 items total!

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