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| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #105 | Comet Pop | 1 |
| #234 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
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| #27 | Crepes a la Lune | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
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| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
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| #312 | Divine | 1 |
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| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
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| #31 | Flan in the Moon | 1 |
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| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #250 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
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| #36 | Humpty Dumplings | 1 |
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| #377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
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| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
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| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
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| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
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| #29 | Spaghetti with Moonballs | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
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| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
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| #70 | TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
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| #88 | Wrecked Generator | 1 |
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| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
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| #579 | bunch of square grapes | 1 |
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| #98 | can cannon | 1 |
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| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
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| #76 | carob cannon | 1 |
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| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #71 | cool jelly donut | 1 |
| #222 | cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
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| #31 | cotton candy cordial | 1 |
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| #950 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #162 | cream of pointy mushroom soup | 1 |
| #69 | croquet hedgehog | 1 |
| #521 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #223 | crusty hula hoop | 1 |
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| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
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| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #109 | dead lights pie | 1 |
| #90 | delicious comfit? | 1 |
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| #59 | digital underground potion | 1 |
| #480 | dire fudgesicle | 1 |
| #291 | disembodied smile | 1 |
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| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #502 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
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| #564 | empty agua de vida bottle | 232 |
| #131 | enchanted handwarmer | 1 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
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| #236 | escargotsicle | 1 |
| #83 | essential cameraderie | 1 |
| #100 | essential tofu | 1 |
| #89 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #162 | extra-potent gremlin mutagen | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
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| #294 | fat bottom quark | 1 |
| #216 | fat wallet | 1 |
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| #324 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #107 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
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| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #38 | flamingo mallet | 1 |
| #169 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
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| #66 | forbidden danish | 1 |
| #461 | fortune cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
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| #66 | frozen danish | 1 |
| #130 | fruity girl swill | 1 |
| #56 | gazing shoes | 1 |
| #995 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #274 | gimlet | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #245 | glass of baboon milk | 1 |
| #143 | glimmering roc feather | 1 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #99 | gnat lasagna | 1 |
| #571 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #79 | goulauncher | 1 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #188 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1192 | heavy D | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #993 | herbs | 1 |
| #1879 | herringcello | 1 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
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| #267 | hot hi mein | 1 |
| #460 | hot wad | 1 |
| #277 | ice stein | 1 |
| #1215 | ice-cold fotie | 2 |
| #272 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #81 | igloo pie | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #604 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #304 | interesting-looking twig | 1 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #78 | ironic moustache | 1 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #201 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #2544 | killing feather | 1 |
| #144 | king cookie | 1 |
| #21 | kitty sheet music | 1 |
| #348 | knob ka-bobs | 1 |
| #145 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #267 | lawn dart | 1 |
| #210 | libation of liveliness | 1 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #136 | liver and let pie | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #329 | love song of disturbing obsession | 1 |
| #289 | love song of icy revenge | 1 |
| #340 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
| #345 | love song of smoldering passion | 1 |
| #324 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
| #319 | love song of vague ambiguity | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #308 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #478 | margarita | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #143 | meat st‰¿bing club | 1 |
| #166 | menudo | 1 |
| #264 | menudo ravioli | 1 |
| #26 | miniature Jacob's ladder | 1 |
| #138 | miniature dormouse | 1 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #143 | missing wine | 1 |
| #312 | mixed wildflower greens | 1 |
| #468 | mojo filter | 1 |
| #108 | mole molé | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #378 | mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #169 | mysterious present | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #87 | natto marble soda | 1 |
| #92 | natto pocky | 1 |
| #106 | natto-infused sake | 1 |
| #227 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #123 | nurse's hat | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #69 | occult jelly donut | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #188 | out-of-tune biwa | 1 |
| #159 | packet of tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #183 | painful penne pasta | 1 |
| #191 | paint bomb | 1 |
| #527 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #617 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2030 | phish stick | 1 |
| #87 | pimpin' meat hat | 1 |
| #102 | pipe wrench | 1 |
| #70 | piping organ pie | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #318 | plastic cup of beer | 1 |
| #212 | plum wine | 1 |
| #27 | plush alielf | 1 |
| #16 | plush alien hamsterpus | 1 |
| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #12 | plush mutated alielf | 1 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #191 | poisonous caviar | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #242 | possessed tomato | 1 |
| #207 | pr0n cocktail | 1 |
| #440 | prismatic wad | 1 |
| #215 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #332 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #843 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #281 | queen cookie | 1 |
| #119 | rabbit punch | 1 |
| #272 | raisin | 1 |
| #455 | rat appendix kabob | 1 |
| #137 | rat scrapple | 1 |
| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
| #326 | ratini | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #209 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #609 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #68 | rickety old unicycle | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #100 | ring of teleportation | 1 |
| #1554 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #17 | robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E. | 1 |
| #106 | robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. | 1 |
| #453 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #386 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #641 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #318 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
| #188 | salinated mint julep | 1 |
| #335 | sangria | 1 |
| #407 | sausage pizza | 1 |
| #115 | sausage wonton | 1 |
| #411 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 1 |
| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #149 | sea carrot | 1 |
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| #116 | sea salt scrubs | 1 |
| #351 | sewer wad | 1 |
| #35 | shin gourds | 1 |
| #433 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #66 | shoo-fish pie | 1 |
| #230 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 1 |
| #257 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 1 |
| #172 | shot of peach schnapps | 1 |
| #746 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #54 | shrapnel jelly donut | 1 |
| #89 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #411 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 1 |
| #63 | skeletortoise | 6 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #189 | slab of sponge | 1 |
| #356 | sleaze wad | 1 |
| #232 | sleazy hi mein | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #58 | smashed danish | 1 |
| #969 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #138 | soyburger juice | 1 |
| #70 | space jam toast | 1 |
| #336 | spaghetti cult mask | 1 |
| #325 | spaghetti cult rosary | 1 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #95 | spangly unitard | 1 |
| #1206 | spectral pickle | 2 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #249 | spooky hi mein | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
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| #1575 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #233 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #399 | spooky wad | 1 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #65 | squirmy violent party snack | 1 |
| #446 | stench wad | 1 |
| #231 | stinky hi mein | 1 |
| #248 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #77 | stomach turnover | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #570 | strange cube | 1 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
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| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #131 | sun-dried tofu | 1 |
| #129 | super ka-bob | 1 |
| #224 | tangarita | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #10 | tempura air | 17 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #59 | throbbing organ pie | 2 |
| #67 | thyme jelly donut | 1 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #184 | tiny fly glasses | 1 |
| #98 | tiny goth giant | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #86 | tobiko marble soda | 1 |
| #90 | tobiko pocky | 1 |
| #96 | tobiko-infused sake | 1 |
| #545 | tofu casserole | 1 |
| #134 | tofu wonton | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #160 | tofurkey nugget | 1 |
| #639 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #443 | tomato juice of powerful power | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #60 | traffic jam toast | 1 |
| #223 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #1078 | twinkly wad | 1 |
| #39 | twitching trigger finger | 2 |
| #126 | underwater slingshot | 1 |
| #177 | unfortunate dumplings | 1 |
| #695 | unidentified jerky | 1 |
| #148 | unlocked meat locker | 1 |
| #643 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 1 |
| #27 | vinyl boots | 1 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #257 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| #654 | wad of cotton | 3 |
| #131 | walrus ice cream | 1 |
| #631 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #97 | wasabi marble soda | 1 |
| #102 | wasabi pocky | 1 |
| #108 | wasabi-infused sake | 1 |
| #177 | water-polo cap | 1 |
| #150 | waterlogged crate | 1 |
| #78 | weegee sqouija | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #90 | white chocolate chip brownies | 1 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |
| #187 | willyweed | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #76 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |
| #177 | yak anorak | 1 |
| #176 | yam candy | 1 |
| #335 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #93 | yellow matter custard | 1 |
| #202 | yummy death watch beetle | 1 |
| #51 | zen motorcycle | 1 |