| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #776 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 3 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #567 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #218 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 7 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1363 | BGE shotglass | 4 |
| #386 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 3 |
| #501 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #235 | CRIMBCO mug | 62 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #179 | CRIMBCO wine | 42 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #50 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 6 |
| #882 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #1050 | Crimbo fudge | 5 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #6 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 221 |
| #190 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #269 | Heimandatz's heart | 6 |
| #91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #21 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 2 |
| #997 | Iron Beta of Industry | 4 |
| #620 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #383 | Let Me Be! | 4 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #54 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 2 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #88 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 20 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #54 | Oscus's pelt | 2 |
| #999 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 6 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #67 | Prelude of Precision | 2 |
| #113 | Ralph IX cognac | 2 |
| #511 | Safari Jack's moustache | 3 |
| #463 | Schrödinger's thermos | 29 |
| #493 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 3 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #626 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #138 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 17 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #400 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 3 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #173 | The Joy of Wassailing | 17 |
| #247 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 7 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #312 | Travels with Jerry | 4 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #306 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 5 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #4 | Warehouse 23 crate | 1 |
| #193 | Workytime Tea | 11 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #1144 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #342 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 4 |
| #223 | antique bottle opener | 4 |
| #258 | antique pair of blue jeans | 3 |
| #217 | antique souvenir drawing | 4 |
| #15 | archaeologing shovel | 6 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #101 | bath ball gift set | 39 |
| #875 | battered Crimbo Crate | 8 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1243 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #944 | bone chips | 1 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #508 | bottle of Blank-Out | 13 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #1531 | box of sunshine | 113 |
| #97 | breaded beer | 5 |
| #222 | brine | 82 |
| #484 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #287 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #510 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #354 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 2 |
| #350 | colorful plastic ball | 60 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #131 | cranberry schnapps | 4 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #156 | dill | 205 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #44 | eggnog | 501 |
| #145 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1,331 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #277 | floaty pebbles | 2 |
| #7 | floaty rock helmet | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock pants | 1 |
| #633 | floaty sand | 11 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #379 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #331 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #771 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #307 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #703 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #564 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #714 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #699 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #372 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #500 | friendly cheez blob | 5 |
| #328 | fudgecule | 5,000 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #198 | ghost cucumber | 199 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #987 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #640 | giant moxie weed | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #171 | ginormous pumpkin | 1 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #188 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #491 | hideous egg | 3 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #134 | huge pumpkin | 2 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #139 | ivory cue ball | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #292 | live lobster | 1 |
| #192 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
| #145 | marshmallow flambé | 4 |
| #1260 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #72 | motivational poster | 42 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #527 | off-white striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #923 | paperclip | 9 |
| #61 | pebblebräu | 2 |
| #900 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #44 | pottery club | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #240 | quantum taco | 100 |
| #73 | queen cookie | 30 |
| #28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #1131 | red plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #182 | roasted marshmallow | 220 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #415 | s'more | 3 |
| #157 | sandwich of the gods | 17 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #411 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 1 |
| 🥈 | sleeping snowy owl | 2,341 |
| #58 | sleeping stocking | 25 |
| #77 | slow jam collection | 42 |
| #279 | smoked potsherd | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #207 | soy cordial | 3 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #616 | spectral pickle | 14 |
| #871 | spooky bark | 4 |
| #660 | spooky sap | 11 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #165 | strange cube | 10 |
| #443 | stray chihuahua | 6 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed Hodgman | 3 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2663 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3052 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3092 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4 | stuffed snowy owl | 7,950 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3088 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1093 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 7 |
| #1482 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 5 |
| #797 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 6 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #2047 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #2208 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 8 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #608 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 16 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic Felonia | 7 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 5 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #1261 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 6 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #1472 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 5 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #1235 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 6 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2117 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #1436 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 5 |
| #1433 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 5 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #1187 | tiny plastic The Man | 4 |
| #1264 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 6 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 4 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #2506 | tiny plastic angry goat | 7 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 5 |
| #1456 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 5 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 12 |
| #915 | tiny plastic beanbat | 8 |
| #1275 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #1640 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 11 |
| #2197 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #1072 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 7 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 5 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #984 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 18 |
| #1177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 4 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 5 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic demoninja | 5 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #832 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 9 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #912 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 8 |
| #1247 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 6 |
| #1481 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 5 |
| #1412 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 5 |
| #2247 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #1197 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 15 |
| #1539 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 12 |
| #1215 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 6 |
| #1475 | tiny plastic goth giant | 5 |
| #1655 | tiny plastic grue | 11 |
| #2108 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1645 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 11 |
| #2457 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #1242 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 6 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #1814 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 10 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 6 |
| #2228 | tiny plastic mosquito | 8 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #1042 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 5 |
| #2033 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 9 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #1043 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 7 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 16 |
| #1774 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #3299 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #1652 | tiny plastic star starfish | 11 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #1148 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 8 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic taco cat | 6 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #1433 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 5 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic zmobie | 6 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #481 | unearthed potsherd | 1 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #51 | very large caltrop | 1 |
| #166 | vinegar | 204 |
| #520 | volcanic ash | 2 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #150 | waterlogged crate | 1 |
| #104 | wok lobster | 1 |
| #352 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |