| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1213 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #416 | Crimbuck | 2,427 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #334 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 4 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #531 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 14 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #572 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #1218 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #644 | bone chips | 12 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #1175 | fudgecule | 22 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #246 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #170 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #188 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #290 | paperclip | 161 |
| #19 | paperclip cape | 2 |
| #15 | paperclip turban | 2 |
| #17 | paperclip-on tie | 2 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #44 | pottery club | 1 |
| 🥇 | space trooper helmet | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #571 | strange cube | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #800 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #755 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 5 |
| #507 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 5 |
| #563 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 4 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #372 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 3 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #355 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 7 |
| #719 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 5 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #755 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 5 |
| #376 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 3 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1089 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 2 |
| #557 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 4 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #846 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 4 |
| #853 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 2 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #864 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 4 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #748 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 5 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 2 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 2 |
| #590 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 7 |
| #959 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 3 |
| #598 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 7 |
| #965 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 3 |
| #582 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 7 |
| #663 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 6 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #661 | tiny plastic fire servant | 3 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #746 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 5 |
| #600 | tiny plastic moneybee | 7 |
| #847 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 4 |
| #878 | tiny plastic peacannon | 2 |
| #853 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 2 |
| #409 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 6 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |