Museum :: KingFelix

KingFelix

Rank	Item	Quantity
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#90	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	10
#224	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#12	Adventurer bobblehead	9
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#238	Amulet of Yendor	98
#490	Ancient Saucehelm	5
#121	Angelhair Culottes	8
#37	Argarggagarg's fang	22
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#122	Asleep in the Cemetery	10
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#69	BGE merchandise order form	52
#289	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	4
#184	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	3
#103	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	74
#41	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	45
#57	Belt of Howling Anger	9
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#634	Better Than Cuddling Cake	2
#270	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	4
#608	Bling of the New Wave	2
🥇	Bloodbath	1
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#24	Bonerdagon necklace	172
#36	Bonestabber	1
#105	Boots of Twilight Whispers	4
#17	Boss Bat britches	202
#762	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	5
🥈	Byte	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#364	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	3
#264	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	3
#289	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	3
#245	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	3
#252	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	3
#250	CRIMBCO lanyard	2
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#47	Cerebral Cloche	3
#22	Cerebral Crossbow	14
#26	Cerebral Culottes	7
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
#10	Chester's bag of candy	6
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#91	Chester's sunglasses	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#144	Chorale of Companionship	1
#89	Chori Zo trading card	2
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#40	Clara's bell	21
#53	Claw of the Infernal Seal	14
#33	Cloak of Dire Shadows	13
#282	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#145	Codpiece of the Goblin King	41
#1480	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#116	Cookbook of the Damned	4
#165	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	15
#877	Corpse Island iced tea	5
#249	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	22
#81	Crimbo wreath	7
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#58	Crimbough	1
#2022	Crimboween memo	2
#1779	Crimbuck	80
#65	Crown of the Goblin King	222
#205	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	3
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#189	Deactivated O. A. F.	4
#137	Disco 'Fro Pick	13
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#340	Dolphin King's crown	13
#1105	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#73	Drowsy Sword	186
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#197	El Sombrero De Lopez	11
#100	El Vibrato drone	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#32	El Vibrato restraints	20
#534	Elder Turtle Shell	5
#51	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	1
#92	Elmley shades	13
#82	FDKOL commendation	8,766
#86	FDKOL hotcakes	100
#520	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	10
🥇	French slippers	1
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#120	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#8	Fu Manchu Wax	304
#116	Galapagosian Cuisses	8
#12	Game Grid valued membership card	1
#380	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	3
#71	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	7
#148	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	2
#14	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	12
🥇	Ginsu™	1
#397	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	6
#42	Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	19
#117	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	8
#74	Greaves of the Murk Lord	6
#1441	Green Clover of Justice	1
#85	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	52
#422	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	5
#64	Heimandatz's heart	16
#49	Helm of the Scream Emperor	9
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#28	Hodgman's blanket	38
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#134	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#57	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	2
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#18	Hodgman's metal detector	2
#6	Hodgman's porkpie hat	9
#98	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#56	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#29	Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	1
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#119	Interview With You (a Vampire)	1
#48	Iron Beta of Industry	180
#39	Jocko Homo's head	21
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#249	Kissin' Cousins	4
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#628	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#215	Knob pasty	2
#49	Krakrox's Loincloth	14
🥈	LARP membership card	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#8	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	62
#138	Lars the Cyberian	3
#228	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#6	Lederhosen of the Night	62
#384	Let Me Be!	4
#31	Little Crimson Book	1
#85	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	203
#634	Lucky Surprise Egg	2
#357	M-242	20
#49	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	160
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#560	Maxing, Relaxing	2
🥇	Meatcleaver	1
#60	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	1
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#16	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	1
#11	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	1
#14	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	1
#148	Misty Cape	13
#194	Misty Cloak	7
#152	Misty Robe	14
#844	Mob Penguin cellular phone	17
#231	Morbidda trading card	1
#5	Mr. Container	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#72	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#208	Necrotelicomnicon	3
#16	New-You Club Membership Form	1
#215	Newman's Own Trousers	5
#450	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	13
#86	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#196	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	6
#317	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	2
#382	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	1
#212	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	3
#313	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	1
#252	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	2
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#40	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	2
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#352	Orange Star of Sacrifice	6
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#49	Oscus's dumpster waders	2
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#208	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	15
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#95	Pink Heart of Spirit	11
#89	Poison Oak trading card	2
🥈	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	214
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#167	Professor What T-Shirt	3
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#168	Rainbow's Gravity	1
#112	Ralph IX cognac	2
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#45	Rethinking Candy	1
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#204	Roo trading card	1
#90	Safari Jack's moustache	12
#661	Scalp of Gorgolok	5
#50	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	1
#152	Sensual Massage for Creeps	7
#210	Serenity trading card	1
#57	Shield of Icy Fate	8
#127	Sinful Desires	5
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#393	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	2
#19	Spelunker of Fortune	1
#7	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	1
#79	Spirit Precipice	2
#1452	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#235	Summer Nights	5
#92	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	2
#52	Sword of Dark Omens	9
🥈	Sword of Procedural Generation	1
#63	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	1
#248	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#69	Tales from the Fireside	9
#4	Tales of Dread	1
#209	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	14
🥈	Tales of the Word Realms	3
#30	The Art of Slapfighting	30
#326	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	4
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#95	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	54
#25	The Confiscator's Grimoire	1
#11	The Cooler Out of Space	153
#20	The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	3
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#193	The Joy of Wassailing	16
#49	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
#7	The Mariachi's guitar case	73
#25	The Necbronomicon	6
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#101	The Ring	1
#38	The Smith's Tome	1
#207	The Snake trading card	1
#36	The Snitch's Manifesto	4
#28	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	6
#33	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	1
#45	Thorny Toad trading card	3
#396	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	10
#123	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	5
#426	Thwaitgold ant statuette	3
#288	Thwaitgold bee statuette	7
#415	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	3
#33	Thwaitgold bug statuette	18
#1015	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#36	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	10
#31	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	9
#741	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	6
#330	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	11
#1043	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	3
#219	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	14
#85	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	7
#207	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	2
#262	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#625	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#1036	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	2
#210	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	6
#523	Thwaitgold spider statuette	5
#83	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	27
#388	Thwaitgold termite statuette	22
#128	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
#219	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	3
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#114	Tome of Clip Art	1
#109	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	1
#418	Travels with Jerry	3
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#29	Trout Fishing in Loathing	1
🥇	Truthsayer	1
#436	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	4
#43	Uncle Romulus	30
#10	Underworld flail	1
#12	Underworld truncheon	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#10	Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword	1
#72	Unspeakable Earring	1
#249	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#2405	Valentine	1
#273	Valentine's Day cake	2
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#88	Volartta's bellbottoms	10
#15	Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	2
#4	White Dragon Fang	1
#227	Woldo trading card	1
#165	Yakisoba's hat	8
#253	Yellow Moon of Compassion	12
#614	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#50	Zombo's grievous greaves	2
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#309	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	6
#44	a butt tuba	60
#335	abandoned candy	1
#63	adorable seal larva	20
#91	albatross necklace	1
#149	alien source code printout	2
#15	alien source code printout (used)	1
#622	alphabet gum	1
#2224	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	3
#55	anniversary balloon	36
#478	anniversary gift box	7
#111	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	14
#62	antique bottle opener	11
#534	antique painting of a landscape	1
#156	antique record album	19
#588	antique souvenir drawing	1
#34	archaeologing shovel	3
#98	around the world	41
#204	arrow'd heart balloon	3
#59	asbestos crossbow	11
#188	asbestos staff	3
#88	asbestos sword	8
#769	aspirin	1
#676	astral mushroom	9
#1619	astronaut pants	2
#1921	awful poetry journal	1
#46	baby bark scorpion	1
#1848	baby killer bee	1
#187	baconstone bracelet	3
#55	baconstone earring	3
#217	baconstone pendant	2
#66	baconstone ring	4
#92	badass belt	238
#133	badger badge	1
#228	bag of airline peanuts	124
#141	bag of bones	8
#1592	ball	2
#727	banana	4
#148	banana cream pie	4
#285	banana smoothie	2
#208	banana spritzer	1
#572	bananagate	8
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#955	barrrnacle	11
#491	battered Crimbo Crate	21
#172	beer cartilage	1
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#108	big bad voodoo mask	9
#43	big bass drum	94
#94	big glob of skin	2
#29	bindle of joy	4
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#24	black kettle drum	93
#132	black lotus	1
#431	black snowcone	7
#138	blank diary	1
#379	blood flower	21
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#133	bone aperitif	4
#23	bone flute	219
#124	bone meal	4
#269	bone rattle	7
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#4255	bottle of goofballs	2
#1073	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#87	boulder	26
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#485	bouquet of circular saw blades	2
#142	bow staff	1
#92	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#28	box of sunshine	16,580
#782	brick	44
#891	brine	13
#110	bronze handcuffs	1
#22	brown pixel	499
#1627	buckyball	1
#25	bugged bÃ¶n±Ã©t	2
#32	bugged balaclava	7
#25	bugged beanie	9
#43	bunch of bananas	108
#334	bungle in the jungle	2
#185	calavera concertina	1
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#241	can of Binarrrca	43
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#546	can of fake snow	1
#499	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	18
#1439	candied yams	5
#857	candy brain	1
#2744	candy cane	6
#1063	candy kneecapping stick	3
#1853	candy knuckles	1
#2398	candy stake	3
#71	canteen of wine	247
#141	cheap elven gloves	26
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#272	cherry pie	1
#576	chloroform rag	1
#716	chocolate filthy lucre	1
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#61	chrome crossbow	11
#96	chrome staff	6
#54	chrome sword	12
#980	chunk of depleted Grimacite	9
#1633	club necklace	4
#187	collection of tiny spooky objects	10
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#435	colorful plastic ball	23
#6	confiscated comic book	945
#95	congratulatory cake	1
#568	corncob pipe	1
#397	corpse on the beach	13
#1424	corpsedriver	2
#1027	corpsetini	4
#262	crystallized memory	1
#597	cup of infinite pencils	1
#36	cursed breeches	1
#22	cursed cutlass	3
#42	cursed eyepatch	1
#302	cursed piece of thirteen	2
#919	cyborg doll	1
#286	cyborg stompin' boot	6
#393	defective skull	60
#1604	delicious salad	3
#154	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	3
#80	depleted uranium seal figurine	8
🥇	detour shield	1
#207	devilish folio	1
#1596	diamond necklace	4
#869	dill	32
#1361	disco ball	5
#1126	disco mask	8
#1853	disturbing fanfic	1
#1640	doll house	1
#1066	dollhive	4
#135	drop of water-37	100
#220	drum machine	27
#354	drywall axe	37
#525	duck-on-a-string	4
#459	dusty Crimbo crate	24
#320	dwarvish magazine	3
#171	eXtreme mittens	30
#195	eXtreme scarf	19
#18	easter egg balloon	236
#503	effluvious emerald	1
#403	electrical thingamabob	5
#91	elven limbos gingerbread	100
#236	elven cellocello	43
#83	elven moonshine	104
#83	elven socks	39
#96	empty agua de vida bottle	1,745
#428	empty blowgun	4
#182	enchanted leopard-print barbell	15
#293	encoder ring	65
#477	evil teddy bear	29
#286	explosion-flavored chewing gum	98
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#189	facsimile dictionary	54
#1009	fake plastic grass	1
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#377	fancy canapés	1
#2520	fancy chocolate	1
#1636	fancy chocolate car	5
#459	fancy dress ball	28
#126	fat bottom quark	17
#1552	felt	4
#110	festive holiday hat	30
#86	filigreed hamethyst earring	1
#21	filigreed hamethyst necklace	3
#106	filigreed hamethyst ring	1
#2035	filthy lucre	1
#354	fire	16
#31	fist turkey outline	1
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#383	flowing hippy skirt	1
#84	flyest of shirts	1
#497	foam noodle	1
#366	foie gras	2
#121	foreign box	1
#578	frayed rope belt	1
#128	friendly cheez blob	14
#236	fruit bowl	1
#1786	fruitcake	6
#2296	fuzzy dice	3
#205	fuzzy montera	13
#189	gearbox necklace	5
#955	ghost cucumber	35
#551	ghost pickle on a stick	1
#354	giant discarded bottlecap	15
#58	giant discarded plastic fork	108
#190	giant discarded torn-up glove	23
#398	giant glass of brandy	1
#6	giant needle	57,067
#68	giant pinky ring	172
#6	gilded BRICKO chalice	1
🥇	gin and tonic	11,739
#3306	gingerbread bugbear	2
#1323	gingerbread horror	5
#75	gingerbread house	7
#1003	gloomy black mushroom	3
#31	gold crown	68
#96	gold wedding ring	109
#1916	googly eye	3
#65	goth kid t-shirt	93
#73	grass blade	2
#193	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#882	green balloon	1
#232	green-frosted astral cupcake	5
#101	grue egg	169
#62	grue egg omelette	55
#215	hamethyst bracelet	1
#34	hamethyst necklace	18
#105	handful of confetti	238
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#36	heart of the volcano	102
#599	heart-shaped balloon	8
#35	heavy leather-bound tome	8
#1256	helmet turtle	9
#588	herbal stuffing	13
#442	herringcello	31
#120	hideous egg	21
#71	hobo fortress blueprints	2
#114	homeopathic healing powder	2
#575	honey-dipped locust	1
#231	hot egg	1
#16	house of twigs and spit	3
#275	ice stein	1
#325	iced-out bling	1
🥇	icicle katana	420
#214	immense cyborg hand	11
#739	incredibly creepy marionette	3
#11	infernal fife	516
#577	inflatable duck	1
#691	invisible bag	1
#329	jar of swamp gas	135
#1071	jawbruiser	3
#138	jazz soap	185
#313	joybuzzer	96
#25	jungle drum	64
#499	kickback cookbook	1
#883	killer rag doll	2
#284	killing feather	73
#2060	kite	1
#296	kneecapping stick	52
#25	knob bugle	95
#617	kumquartz	6
#737	laser-broiled pear	12
#492	left half of a heart necklace	1
#421	licorice garrote	5
#328	limburger biker boots	1
#115	linoleum crossbow	7
#40	linoleum staff	13
#54	linoleum sword	14
#1942	loaded serum blowgun	1
#143	long-stemmed rose	13
#198	longhaired hippy wig	3
#563	lucky bottlecap	1
#158	lucky rabbit's foot	33
#390	macaroni duck	6
#938	mad scientist's sock monkey	2
#1319	mafia aria	7
#221	magical ice cube with a fly in it	124
#650	magical pony: Shutterfly	1
#644	magical pony: Spectrum Dash	1
#690	mariachi pants	13
#686	marionette	2
#334	marionette collective	2
#734	marshmallow	5
#142	meat st‰¿bing club	1
#132	meatspout staff	1
#54	miniature antlers	2
#20	miniature carton of clove cigarettes	100
#487	miniature stuffed Goth Giant	1
#51	mint-condition magic wand	1
#13	moist sack	2
#54	monomolecular yo-yo	899
#4	mother's little helper	33,864
🥈	moustache sock	286
#690	mugcake	1
#1680	mylar scout drone	1
#132	mysterious present	2
#160	mysterious silver lapel pin	10
#2526	nanite-infested candy cane	3
#1414	nanite-infested eggnog	4
#1396	nanite-infested fruitcake	4
#2030	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	3
#418	obsidian dagger	41
#91	odor extractor	1
#849	orange and black Crimboween candy	1
#241	orange peel hat	2
#318	orange-frosted astral cupcake	3
#193	oversized fish scaler	14
#1889	oyster basket	1
#158	packet of beer nuts	4
#189	palm-frond capris	1
#239	palm-frond cloak	1
#213	palm-frond whip	1
#583	panhandle panhandling hat	1
#1584	pants of the Slug Lord	1
#12	papier-mâchuridars	1
#15	papier-masque	1
#15	papier-mitre	1
#142	parasitic claw	2
#228	parasitic headgnawer	1
#233	parasitic strangleworm	1
#189	parasitic tentacles	1
#238	party hat	11
#948	pasta spoon	10
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#62	pebblebräu	2
#78	penguin thesaurus	64
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#17	plush mutated alielephant	1
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#53	quantum taco	985
#587	radio button candy	1
#309	radium-flavored potato chips	168
#1303	rag doll	1
#202	raisin	2
#968	ravioli hat	9
#1795	razor-tipped yo-yo	2
#180	really dense meat stack	32
#171	really thick bandage	1
🥈	record of infuriating silence (used)	1
🥉	record of menacing silence (used)	1
🥈	record of tranquil silence (used)	1
#229	red balloon	1
#9	red traffic cone	1
#11	red-hot medallion	1
#16	replica bat-oomerang	115
#58	ridiculous belt	1
#147	ridiculous cocktail	11
#72	ridiculous earring	1
#136	ridiculous sandwich	11
#65	ridiculous sunglasses	1
#305	right half of a heart necklace	2
#1250	roasted marshmallow	5
#439	roboduck-on-a-string	3
#336	rogue swarmer	84
#10	rose-colored glasses	1
#247	round green sunglasses	3
#1764	rubber WWBD? bracelet	4
#2225	rubber WWJD? bracelet	3
#1841	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	4
#1076	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	7
#558	rubber axe	1
#269	rubber emo roe	113
#402	rusty chain necklace	6
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#70	sack lunch	706
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#296	sawblade fragment	80
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#8	scabrous seal epaulets	1
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#13	secret from the future	30
#206	sensitive poetry journal	2
#422	severed rocking horse head	1
#192	shiny butcherknife	6
#168	shiny ring	137
🥇	silver cow creamer	1
#71	silver keg	1
#171	single-serving herbal stuffing	2
#318	sinister altar fragment	1
#235	six tiny wedges of goat cheese	7
#173	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	8
#259	sleeping snowy owl	14
#235	sleeping stocking	12
#176	slime convention coupons	1
#183	slime convention flyers	1
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#27	slime convention swag bag	32
#188	slime convention t-shirt	1
🥉	slippery when wet shield	1
#325	snake	20
#125	snowboarder pants	35
#1347	sock monkey	1
#83	solid baconstone earring	1
#78	solid baconstone necklace	1
#40	solid baconstone ring	2
#48	solid gold bowling ball	256
#1380	spade necklace	5
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#346	sparkler	20
#46	special edition Batfellow comic	1
#55	spectral pickle	428
#80	spectre scepter	232
🥈	speed limit shield	1
#59	spooky bark	326
#17	spooky bicycle chain	110
#23	spooky cosmetics bag	111
#2624	spooky eggnog	2
#1479	spooky hockey mask	1
#1891	spooky length of string	1
#1026	spooky lipstick	2
#53	spooky sap	196
#35	squirming egg sac	356
#120	stainless steel scarf	18
#166	stainless steel shillelagh	16
#149	stainless steel skullcap	14
#107	stainless steel slacks	17
#150	stainless steel solitaire	13
#58	stainless steel suspenders	33
#367	steamy ruby	2
#334	stick of "gum"	6
#884	stick-on-a-string	3
#1281	stolen accordion	6
#24	strange cube	75
#939	strange shiny disc	1
#400	strawberyl	15
#8	stray chihuahua	72
#92	string of Crimbo lights	6
#1728	string of blue beads	4
#1869	string of green beads	3
#1838	string of red beads	3
#21	studded sealhide shield	1
#410	stuffed Hodgman	1
#3180	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	14
#1831	stuffed alien blob	3
#2774	stuffed angry cow	17
#3006	stuffed astral badger	15
#2957	stuffed baby gravy fairy	16
#697	stuffed doppelshifter	17
#3426	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	13
#3407	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	13
#66	stuffed gray blob	517
#2386	stuffed hand turkey	21
#2297	stuffed mind flayer	22
#1715	stuffed ninja snowman	1
#4050	stuffed scary death orb	10
#4600	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	8
#3601	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	12
#2369	stuffed spooky mushroom	2
#2777	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	17
#3755	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	11
#777	stuffed zmobie	1
#1600	stuffing	4
#899	sturdy Crimbo crate	12
#596	sugar-coated pine cone	1
#770	support cummerbund	6
#31	tap shoes	147
#970	tattered paper crown	1
#401	tawdry amethyst	1
#1316	teddy bear	3
#95	teddy borg	96
#360	thermos of brew	1
#297	three-tiered wedding cake	2
🥇	time sleigh	1
#80	tin cup of mulligan stew	13
#938	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	1
#507	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	4
#393	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	5
#611	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	1
#248	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	7
#600	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	1
#632	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	1
#747	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	2
#614	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	3
#613	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	1
#758	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	2
#946	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	1
#565	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	1
#591	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	1
#504	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	4
#749	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	2
#309	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	2
#592	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	1
#586	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	1
#383	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	5
#603	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	3
#38	tiny die-cast golden ring	6
#568	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	1
#550	tiny die-cast killing bird	1
#764	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	2
#616	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	3
#580	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	1
#940	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	1
#304	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	2
#318	tiny die-cast turtle mech	2
#185	tiny fly glasses	1
#8	tiny goth giant	24
#3176	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#4913	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	3
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#3080	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	2
#4234	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#1747	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	2
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#2786	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	2
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#1531	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#1732	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#8217	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#1558	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#1916	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	4
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#1238	tofurkey gravy	6
#1236	tofurkey leg	6
#319	tomb ratchet	1
#1865	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#461	toothsome rock	22
#2069	top	1
#767	tortoise's blessing	1
#705	tourmalime	4
#612	toy crazy train	14
#1689	toy jet pack	2
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#398	toy mercenary	19
#1815	toy ray gun	2
#1190	toy soldier	1
#1722	toy space helmet	2
#892	toy train	2
#23	training scroll: Snokebomb	3
#478	tree skirt	1
#397	tree-eating kite	89
#1037	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#600	tropical paperweight	1
#1133	tropical wrapping paper	1
#259	tube sock	2
#392	tulip	1
#1477	turtle totem	4
#416	unearthly onyx	1
#293	unstable laser battery	72
#184	untamable turtle	10
#61	unusual disco ball	20
#423	vampire duck-on-a-string	25
#44	vampire pearl necklace	1
#45	vampire pearl ring	1
#669	vanilla-frosted king cake	1
#87	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	95
#307	vibrating cyborg knife	13
#799	vinegar	39
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#600	voodoo snuff	1
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#271	wheel	13
#903	white balloon	1
#306	whoopie cushion	101
#1511	wind-up chattering teeth	7
#615	witch hat	1
#5	witty rapier	2,969
#76	world's most unappetizing beverage	1
#198	woven baling wire bracelets	5
#333	wreath of laurels	2
#509	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#358	wrench bracelet	9
#340	x-ray specs	66
#439	yellow glowstick	3
#250	yellow snowcone	128
🥇	yield shield	1
#311	yo	31
#1512	yo-yo	7

Wow, that's 156,389 items total!

what items are this player missing?