Museum :: KingFelix

KingFelix

Rank	Item	Quantity
#774	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#88	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	10
#224	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#12	Adventurer bobblehead	9
#410	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#235	Amulet of Yendor	98
#486	Ancient Saucehelm	5
#120	Angelhair Culottes	8
#37	Argarggagarg's fang	22
#231	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#121	Asleep in the Cemetery	10
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#69	BGE merchandise order form	52
#288	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	4
#184	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	3
#102	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	74
#41	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	45
#57	Belt of Howling Anger	9
#223	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#634	Better Than Cuddling Cake	2
#269	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	4
#609	Bling of the New Wave	2
🥇	Bloodbath	1
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#24	Bonerdagon necklace	172
#36	Bonestabber	1
#106	Boots of Twilight Whispers	4
#18	Boss Bat britches	202
#759	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	5
🥈	Byte	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#364	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	3
#264	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	3
#289	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	3
#245	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	3
#252	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	3
#250	CRIMBCO lanyard	2
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#47	Cerebral Cloche	3
#22	Cerebral Crossbow	14
#26	Cerebral Culottes	7
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
#10	Chester's bag of candy	6
#174	Chester's cutoffs	1
#184	Chester's moustache	1
#89	Chester's sunglasses	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#146	Chorale of Companionship	1
#88	Chori Zo trading card	2
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#40	Clara's bell	21
#52	Claw of the Infernal Seal	14
#33	Cloak of Dire Shadows	13
#280	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#145	Codpiece of the Goblin King	41
#1474	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#114	Cookbook of the Damned	4
#165	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	15
#876	Corpse Island iced tea	5
#247	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	22
#81	Crimbo wreath	7
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#59	Crimbough	1
#2023	Crimboween memo	2
#1779	Crimbuck	80
#64	Crown of the Goblin King	222
#205	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	3
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#189	Deactivated O. A. F.	4
#136	Disco 'Fro Pick	13
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#340	Dolphin King's crown	13
#1106	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#73	Drowsy Sword	186
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#196	El Sombrero De Lopez	11
#98	El Vibrato drone	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#492	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#31	El Vibrato restraints	20
#532	Elder Turtle Shell	5
#52	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	1
#92	Elmley shades	13
#82	FDKOL commendation	8,766
#86	FDKOL hotcakes	100
#520	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	10
🥇	French slippers	1
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#195	Frosty's nailbat	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#120	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#8	Fu Manchu Wax	304
#116	Galapagosian Cuisses	8
#12	Game Grid valued membership card	1
#377	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	3
#72	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	7
#147	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	2
#14	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	12
🥇	Ginsu™	1
#397	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	6
#41	Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	19
#117	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	8
#74	Greaves of the Murk Lord	6
#1436	Green Clover of Justice	1
#85	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	52
#421	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	5
#64	Heimandatz's heart	16
#49	Helm of the Scream Emperor	9
#91	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#87	Hodgman's almanac	1
#29	Hodgman's blanket	38
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#136	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#57	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	2
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#18	Hodgman's metal detector	2
#6	Hodgman's porkpie hat	9
#98	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#94	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#55	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#27	Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	1
#208	Inndya trading card	1
#118	Interview With You (a Vampire)	1
#46	Iron Beta of Industry	180
#39	Jocko Homo's head	21
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#249	Kissin' Cousins	4
#225	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#628	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#216	Knob pasty	2
#47	Krakrox's Loincloth	14
🥈	LARP membership card	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#8	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	62
#138	Lars the Cyberian	3
#226	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#6	Lederhosen of the Night	62
#383	Let Me Be!	4
#31	Little Crimson Book	1
#77	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	203
#633	Lucky Surprise Egg	2
#357	M-242	20
#49	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	160
#225	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#560	Maxing, Relaxing	2
🥇	Meatcleaver	1
#60	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	1
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#16	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	1
#11	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	1
#14	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	1
#147	Misty Cape	13
#193	Misty Cloak	7
#151	Misty Robe	14
#843	Mob Penguin cellular phone	17
#230	Morbidda trading card	1
#5	Mr. Container	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#72	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#245	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#208	Necrotelicomnicon	3
#16	New-You Club Membership Form	1
#214	Newman's Own Trousers	5
#447	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	13
#86	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#193	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	6
#317	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	2
#377	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	1
#210	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	3
#312	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	1
#250	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	2
#215	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#40	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	2
#197	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#347	Orange Star of Sacrifice	6
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#49	Oscus's dumpster waders	2
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#108	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#195	Oscus's pelt	1
#203	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	15
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#94	Pink Heart of Spirit	11
#89	Poison Oak trading card	2
🥈	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	214
#179	Prelude of Precision	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#165	Professor What T-Shirt	3
#233	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#64	Putrid Pendant	1
#170	Rainbow's Gravity	1
#113	Ralph IX cognac	2
#259	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#45	Rethinking Candy	1
#99	Ring of Fire	1
#99	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#204	Roo trading card	1
#89	Safari Jack's moustache	12
#660	Scalp of Gorgolok	5
#50	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	1
#153	Sensual Massage for Creeps	7
#207	Serenity trading card	1
#57	Shield of Icy Fate	8
#127	Sinful Desires	5
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#390	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	2
#19	Spelunker of Fortune	1
#7	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	1
#78	Spirit Precipice	2
#1450	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#234	Summer Nights	5
#92	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	2
#52	Sword of Dark Omens	9
🥈	Sword of Procedural Generation	1
#63	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	1
#248	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#69	Tales from the Fireside	9
#4	Tales of Dread	1
#209	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	14
🥈	Tales of the Word Realms	3
#30	The Art of Slapfighting	30
#324	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	4
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#94	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	54
#24	The Confiscator's Grimoire	1
#11	The Cooler Out of Space	153
#20	The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	3
#214	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#193	The Joy of Wassailing	16
#48	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
#7	The Mariachi's guitar case	73
#25	The Necbronomicon	6
#57	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#101	The Ring	1
#41	The Smith's Tome	1
#207	The Snake trading card	1
#36	The Snitch's Manifesto	4
#28	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	6
#36	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	1
#44	Thorny Toad trading card	3
#394	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	10
#122	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	5
#425	Thwaitgold ant statuette	3
#287	Thwaitgold bee statuette	7
#414	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	3
#33	Thwaitgold bug statuette	18
#1013	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#36	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	10
#31	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	9
#737	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	6
#327	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	11
#1041	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	3
#216	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	14
#85	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	7
#201	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	2
#259	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#623	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#1021	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	2
#209	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	6
#521	Thwaitgold spider statuette	5
#83	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	27
#386	Thwaitgold termite statuette	22
#126	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
#215	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	3
#1150	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#119	Tome of Clip Art	1
#110	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	1
#418	Travels with Jerry	3
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#28	Trout Fishing in Loathing	1
🥇	Truthsayer	1
#436	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	4
#42	Uncle Romulus	30
#11	Underworld flail	1
#13	Underworld truncheon	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#10	Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword	1
#72	Unspeakable Earring	1
#248	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#2404	Valentine	1
#273	Valentine's Day cake	2
#226	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#88	Volartta's bellbottoms	10
#14	Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	2
#4	White Dragon Fang	1
#226	Woldo trading card	1
#163	Yakisoba's hat	8
#252	Yellow Moon of Compassion	12
#611	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#1168	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#50	Zombo's grievous greaves	2
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#310	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	6
#44	a butt tuba	60
#333	abandoned candy	1
#61	adorable seal larva	20
#91	albatross necklace	1
#149	alien source code printout	2
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
#618	alphabet gum	1
#2226	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	3
#55	anniversary balloon	36
#478	anniversary gift box	7
#110	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	14
#61	antique bottle opener	11
#533	antique painting of a landscape	1
#156	antique record album	19
#586	antique souvenir drawing	1
#34	archaeologing shovel	3
#99	around the world	41
#204	arrow'd heart balloon	3
#59	asbestos crossbow	11
#188	asbestos staff	3
#88	asbestos sword	8
#769	aspirin	1
#677	astral mushroom	9
#1620	astronaut pants	2
#1924	awful poetry journal	1
#44	baby bark scorpion	1
#1842	baby killer bee	1
#188	baconstone bracelet	3
#55	baconstone earring	3
#216	baconstone pendant	2
#66	baconstone ring	4
#93	badass belt	238
#133	badger badge	1
#227	bag of airline peanuts	124
#139	bag of bones	8
#1592	ball	2
#727	banana	4
#147	banana cream pie	4
#285	banana smoothie	2
#208	banana spritzer	1
#572	bananagate	8
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#955	barrrnacle	11
#490	battered Crimbo Crate	21
#171	beer cartilage	1
#687	beholed bedsheet	1
#108	big bad voodoo mask	9
#43	big bass drum	94
#94	big glob of skin	2
#29	bindle of joy	4
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#24	black kettle drum	93
#132	black lotus	1
#431	black snowcone	7
#138	blank diary	1
#380	blood flower	21
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#611	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#133	bone aperitif	4
#22	bone flute	219
#124	bone meal	4
#267	bone rattle	7
#981	borg sock monkey	1
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#4253	bottle of goofballs	2
#1066	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#87	boulder	26
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#485	bouquet of circular saw blades	2
#142	bow staff	1
#91	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#28	box of sunshine	16,580
#782	brick	44
#891	brine	13
#110	bronze handcuffs	1
#18	brown pixel	499
#1626	buckyball	1
#25	bugged bÃ¶n±Ã©t	2
#32	bugged balaclava	7
#25	bugged beanie	9
#43	bunch of bananas	108
#334	bungle in the jungle	2
#185	calavera concertina	1
#247	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#239	can of Binarrrca	43
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#547	can of fake snow	1
#498	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	18
#1440	candied yams	5
#855	candy brain	1
#2741	candy cane	6
#1061	candy kneecapping stick	3
#1855	candy knuckles	1
#2396	candy stake	3
#71	canteen of wine	247
#141	cheap elven gloves	26
#1824	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#272	cherry pie	1
#575	chloroform rag	1
#715	chocolate filthy lucre	1
#938	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#61	chrome crossbow	11
#96	chrome staff	6
#54	chrome sword	12
#980	chunk of depleted Grimacite	9
#1631	club necklace	4
#186	collection of tiny spooky objects	10
#508	colored-light "necklace"	1
#435	colorful plastic ball	23
#6	confiscated comic book	945
#95	congratulatory cake	1
#570	corncob pipe	1
#397	corpse on the beach	13
#1421	corpsedriver	2
#1025	corpsetini	4
#261	crystallized memory	1
#599	cup of infinite pencils	1
#36	cursed breeches	1
#21	cursed cutlass	3
#41	cursed eyepatch	1
#302	cursed piece of thirteen	2
#920	cyborg doll	1
#287	cyborg stompin' boot	6
#393	defective skull	60
#1605	delicious salad	3
#154	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	3
#80	depleted uranium seal figurine	8
🥇	detour shield	1
#208	devilish folio	1
#1594	diamond necklace	4
#869	dill	32
#1356	disco ball	5
#1121	disco mask	8
#1854	disturbing fanfic	1
#1638	doll house	1
#1065	dollhive	4
#136	drop of water-37	100
#219	drum machine	27
#354	drywall axe	37
#525	duck-on-a-string	4
#458	dusty Crimbo crate	24
#320	dwarvish magazine	3
#170	eXtreme mittens	30
#194	eXtreme scarf	19
#18	easter egg balloon	236
#502	effluvious emerald	1
#401	electrical thingamabob	5
#91	elven limbos gingerbread	100
#234	elven cellocello	43
#83	elven moonshine	104
#82	elven socks	39
#95	empty agua de vida bottle	1,745
#428	empty blowgun	4
#179	enchanted leopard-print barbell	15
#293	encoder ring	65
#477	evil teddy bear	29
#287	explosion-flavored chewing gum	98
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#189	facsimile dictionary	54
#1010	fake plastic grass	1
#1291	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#377	fancy canapés	1
#2520	fancy chocolate	1
#1635	fancy chocolate car	5
#459	fancy dress ball	28
#125	fat bottom quark	17
#1553	felt	4
#111	festive holiday hat	30
#87	filigreed hamethyst earring	1
#21	filigreed hamethyst necklace	3
#107	filigreed hamethyst ring	1
#2031	filthy lucre	1
#353	fire	16
#30	fist turkey outline	1
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#165	floaty inverse geode	1
#384	flowing hippy skirt	1
#85	flyest of shirts	1
#494	foam noodle	1
#362	foie gras	2
#121	foreign box	1
#578	frayed rope belt	1
#126	friendly cheez blob	14
#236	fruit bowl	1
#1786	fruitcake	6
#2294	fuzzy dice	3
#208	fuzzy montera	13
#188	gearbox necklace	5
#955	ghost cucumber	35
#549	ghost pickle on a stick	1
#352	giant discarded bottlecap	15
#58	giant discarded plastic fork	108
#189	giant discarded torn-up glove	23
#398	giant glass of brandy	1
#6	giant needle	57,067
#68	giant pinky ring	172
#6	gilded BRICKO chalice	1
🥇	gin and tonic	11,739
#3302	gingerbread bugbear	2
#1323	gingerbread horror	5
#76	gingerbread house	7
#1000	gloomy black mushroom	3
#31	gold crown	68
#94	gold wedding ring	109
#1916	googly eye	3
#65	goth kid t-shirt	93
#73	grass blade	2
#193	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#882	green balloon	1
#233	green-frosted astral cupcake	5
#98	grue egg	169
#63	grue egg omelette	55
#215	hamethyst bracelet	1
#34	hamethyst necklace	18
#102	handful of confetti	238
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#36	heart of the volcano	102
#599	heart-shaped balloon	8
#35	heavy leather-bound tome	8
#1252	helmet turtle	9
#587	herbal stuffing	13
#440	herringcello	31
#120	hideous egg	21
#71	hobo fortress blueprints	2
#115	homeopathic healing powder	2
#576	honey-dipped locust	1
#230	hot egg	1
#16	house of twigs and spit	3
#277	ice stein	1
#323	iced-out bling	1
🥇	icicle katana	420
#215	immense cyborg hand	11
#739	incredibly creepy marionette	3
#11	infernal fife	516
#574	inflatable duck	1
#689	invisible bag	1
#329	jar of swamp gas	135
#1071	jawbruiser	3
#136	jazz soap	185
#312	joybuzzer	96
#25	jungle drum	64
#498	kickback cookbook	1
#883	killer rag doll	2
#284	killing feather	73
#2061	kite	1
#295	kneecapping stick	52
#25	knob bugle	95
#617	kumquartz	6
#737	laser-broiled pear	12
#492	left half of a heart necklace	1
#421	licorice garrote	5
#327	limburger biker boots	1
#115	linoleum crossbow	7
#40	linoleum staff	13
#54	linoleum sword	14
#1942	loaded serum blowgun	1
#143	long-stemmed rose	13
#198	longhaired hippy wig	3
#563	lucky bottlecap	1
#156	lucky rabbit's foot	33
#385	macaroni duck	6
#939	mad scientist's sock monkey	2
#1319	mafia aria	7
#221	magical ice cube with a fly in it	124
#634	magical pony: Shutterfly	1
#629	magical pony: Spectrum Dash	1
#689	mariachi pants	13
#686	marionette	2
#334	marionette collective	2
#733	marshmallow	5
#143	meat st‰¿bing club	1
#132	meatspout staff	1
#54	miniature antlers	2
#20	miniature carton of clove cigarettes	100
#487	miniature stuffed Goth Giant	1
#51	mint-condition magic wand	1
#13	moist sack	2
#54	monomolecular yo-yo	899
#4	mother's little helper	33,864
🥈	moustache sock	286
#689	mugcake	1
#1681	mylar scout drone	1
#132	mysterious present	2
#160	mysterious silver lapel pin	10
#2527	nanite-infested candy cane	3
#1411	nanite-infested eggnog	4
#1397	nanite-infested fruitcake	4
#2028	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	3
#417	obsidian dagger	41
#91	odor extractor	1
#848	orange and black Crimboween candy	1
#241	orange peel hat	2
#319	orange-frosted astral cupcake	3
#193	oversized fish scaler	14
#1886	oyster basket	1
#158	packet of beer nuts	4
#187	palm-frond capris	1
#238	palm-frond cloak	1
#213	palm-frond whip	1
#581	panhandle panhandling hat	1
#1584	pants of the Slug Lord	1
#12	papier-mâchuridars	1
#15	papier-masque	1
#14	papier-mitre	1
#142	parasitic claw	2
#229	parasitic headgnawer	1
#233	parasitic strangleworm	1
#190	parasitic tentacles	1
#239	party hat	11
#944	pasta spoon	10
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🥇	time sleigh	1
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#503	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	4
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