| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1483 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #55 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 16 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #737 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #572 | strange cube | 1 |
| #284 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |