| #1116 | 1-ball | 2 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1077 | 3-ball | 2 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1069 | 6-ball | 2 |
| #1114 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #1329 | 8-ball | 7 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #509 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 4 |
| #1519 | Bonerdagon necklace | 4 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #1364 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #1348 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1379 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1363 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #2647 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #98 | El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #668 | Jack-in-the-box | 7 |
| #194 | Manetwich | 4 |
| #95 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 4 |
| #340 | NPZR chemistry set | 10 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #382 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 7 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #603 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 4 |
| #334 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 4 |
| #820 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #1929 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #333 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #1230 | abominable snowcone | 2 |
| #668 | adorable seal larva | 4 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #25 | ancient turtle shell powder | 1 |
| #568 | annoying pitchfork | 4 |
| #250 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 2 |
| #691 | baby killer bee | 13 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #3771 | badass belt | 10 |
| #664 | balloon monkey | 2 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #554 | barrrnacle | 27 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #45 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #200 | bilge wine | 118 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #304 | borg sock monkey | 6 |
| #212 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 4 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #321 | breaded beer | 2 |
| #740 | burst hellseal brain | 2 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #146 | caret | 1 |
| #30 | chiptune guitar | 3 |
| #504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #735 | corrupted data | 1 |
| #317 | cranberry schnapps | 2 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #83 | fairy-worn boots | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #1553 | felt | 4 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #27 | fixed-gear bicycle | 8 |
| #142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #801 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #739 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1412 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #176 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #217 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #161 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #130 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #169 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #20 | glowing El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #222 | goat | 3 |
| #220 | gold lamé pants | 3 |
| #1916 | googly eye | 3 |
| #243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1007 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #157 | guard turtle collar | 5 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #196 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #204 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #243 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #118 | gun cleaning kit | 1 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #188 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #1652 | handful of confetti | 22 |
| #387 | handful of honey | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1387 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #544 | hideous egg | 2 |
| #866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #109 | holiday log | 2 |
| #39 | honey mead | 1 |
| #41 | honeypot | 1 |
| #38 | house of twigs and spit | 1 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #543 | iGoogly | 34 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #148 | ingot of seal-iron | 1 |
| #25 | ironic battle spoon | 20 |
| #30 | ironic jogging shorts | 15 |
| #14 | ironic knit cap | 11 |
| #30 | ironic moustache | 13 |
| #31 | ironic oversized sunglasses | 7 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #201 | leather bookmark | 1 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #990 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #763 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #326 | marshmallow flambé | 2 |
| #77 | mole skin notebook | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #539 | monomolecular yo-yo | 101 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #526 | nanite-infested eggnog | 9 |
| #834 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 6 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #364 | nanofiber cloth | 15 |
| #71 | packet of orchid seeds | 2 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #587 | party hat | 2 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #2030 | phish stick | 1 |
| #1315 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #450 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #843 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #924 | ridiculous cocktail | 1 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #857 | ridiculous sandwich | 1 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #1854 | robotronic egg | 2 |
| #1223 | rogue swarmer | 46 |
| #323 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 2 |
| #1137 | sawblade fragment | 45 |
| #125 | seaode | 2 |
| #126 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #578 | shredded hellseal hide | 4 |
| #134 | silver salt-shaker | 1 |
| #412 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #146 | slug of rum | 5 |
| #148 | slug of shochu | 4 |
| #198 | slug of vodka | 1 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #128 | smiling rat | 2 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #746 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #318 | soy cordial | 2 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #70 | space jam toast | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #205 | strange cube | 9 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #647 | stray chihuahua | 4 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1013 | stuffed gray blob | 18 |
| #1831 | stuffing | 3 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #801 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #166 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #1472 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 5 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #1445 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 5 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #1469 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 5 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #2185 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #2813 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #2179 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2104 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #58 | toe jam toast | 1 |
| #474 | torn hellseal sinew | 6 |
| #72 | torquoise | 2 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #60 | traffic jam toast | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #196 | turtle wax | 1 |
| #986 | unstable laser battery | 46 |
| #712 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #540 | unusual disco ball | 5 |
| #924 | useless powder | 55 |
| #899 | wad of cotton | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #804 | white picket fence | 1 |
| #36 | wild honey pie | 1 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1011 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |