Museum :: zoutroi

zoutroi

Rank	Item	Quantity
#55	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	23
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#661	A. W. O. L. commendation	5
#788	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#51	Asleep in the Cemetery	16
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#311	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	3
#1045	BGE merchandise order form	1
#363	BGE pocket calendar	2
#1310	BGE shotglass	5
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#123	BRAINS shorts	11
#245	Baja sopapilla	3
#4298	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#178	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	15
#270	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	4
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#121	Blizzards I Have Died In	6
#121	Blood 'n' Plenty	2
#54	Blood Light	57
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#196	Bone's Farm "wine"	10
#29	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	6
#399	C.H.U.M. knife	2
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1553	CRIMBCO mug	3
#1702	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1423	CRIMBCO wine	3
#363	CRIMBCOIDS mints	7
#1727	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#172	CSA all-purpose soap	1
#179	CSA bravery badge	1
#74	CSA cheerfulness ration	120
#201	CSA discount card	2
#180	CSA fire-starting kit	96
#193	CSA obedience grenade	1
#85	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	120
#180	Camp Scout pup tent	1
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#104	Carol of the Hells	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#78	Coily™	1
#135	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#563	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	9
#42	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	1
#45	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	1
#44	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	1
#211	Crimbo Factory surprise box	12
#160	Crimbo candle	1
#88	Crimbolex watch	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#16	Crimbylow-rise jeans	2
#137	DNOTC Box	3
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
#63	Ecto-Cooler	16
#170	Elvish delight	1
#366	FDKOL commendation	927
#520	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#170	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#249	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#437	Go-Wassail	40
#892	Green Clover of Justice	2
#756	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#187	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	26
#1144	Heimandatz's heart	1
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#39	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	2
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#63	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	2
#98	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#257	Hollandaise helmet	15
#356	Jack-in-the-box	17
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#621	Jocko Homo's head	3
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#249	Kissin' Cousins	4
🥈	LARP membership card	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#102	Let Me Be!	10
#60	Lolsipop	1
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#3899	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#387	Maxing, Relaxing	3
#62	Mer-kin cookiestove	86
#25	Mer-kin rollpin	1
#50	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	41
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#38	Mr. Joe's bangles	23
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#160	Mysterious Black Box	1
#160	Mysterious Blue Box	1
#158	Mysterious Green Box	1
#151	Mysterious Red Box	1
#174	NPZR chemistry set	30
#134	Necbro wafers	1
#54	Nightstalker perfume	48
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#93	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#90	PB&BP	1
#135	PlexiPips	1
#35	Red Roger's red left foot	1
#29	Red Roger's red left hand	2
#33	Red Roger's red right foot	1
#54	Red Roger's reliquary	18
#266	Red Rover BB gun	14
#17	Red Russian	1
#2659	Rock Pops	1
#714	Safari Jack's moustache	2
🥇	SalesCo sample kit	1
#1320	Senior Mints	1
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#254	Silver Bullet beer	10
#24	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	1
#22	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	1
#644	Steal This Candy	1
#669	Sugar Cog	1
#947	Summer Nights	1
#154	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#31	Swedish massage fish	3
#592	Tales from the Fireside	2
#232	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	13
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#227	The Cooler Out of Space	12
#57	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	1
#113	The Joy of Wassailing	21
#432	The Mariachi's guitar case	4
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#302	The Necbronomicon	1
#48	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#30	The Spirit of Giving	1
#54	Third Base	1
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#334	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	4
#243	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	9
#1431	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	2
#266	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	6
#625	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#1736	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	3
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#936	Travels with Jerry	1
#214	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	6
#257	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	3
#203	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	8
#218	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	6
#436	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	4
#754	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	5
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
#22	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
#205	Wand of Oscus	1
#167	White Chocolate Golem Seeds	2
#476	Wint-O-Fresh mint	25
#1117	Yakisoba's hat	1
#50	Yuleviathan necklace	1
#2956	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#292	Ze™ goggles	1
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#99	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	21
#23	actual blood sausage	1
#1149	adorable seal larva	2
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#166	ammonite fossil	34
#38	anemoney clip	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#736	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#22	antique Canadian lantern	9
#15	antique beer	30
#624	antique bottle opener	1
#52	antique nutcracker beard	1
#46	antique nutcracker boots	1
#46	antique nutcracker cape	1
#36	antique nutcracker drumstick	1
#32	antique nutcracker epaulets	1
#71	antique nutcracker figurine	5
#47	antique nutcracker hat	1
#45	antique nutcracker pants	1
#41	antique nutcracker sword	1
#44	antique nutcracker waistcoat	1
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#930	antique record album	1
#384	antique souvenir drawing	2
#126	archaeologing shovel	1
#192	around the world	12
#111	asbestos crossbow string	2
#85	asbestos stick	3
#118	asbestos sword hilt	2
#7431	badass belt	1
#103	bag of GORF	79
#111	bag of GORP	81
#222	bag of QWOP	1
#27	balanced antler	5
#76	ballpark hot daub	1
#251	banana supersucker	1
#82	bananagate	73
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#1193	bath ball gift set	2
#28	battered old top-hat	1
#58	beaver punch (cherry)	2
#54	beaver punch (papaya)	2
#65	beaver punch (peach)	2
#25	beavermouth	430
#643	bed of coals	1
#448	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#603	bejeweled cufflinks	5
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#169	belemnite fossil	31
#181	bindlestocking	14
#62	bite-me-red lipstick	237
#464	black spot	1
#246	blank fudge mold	1
#518	blind-packed capsule toy	1
#1654	blood flower	1
#14	blood roll-up	1
#15	blood snowcone	1
#30	blood-soaked sponge cake	2
#16	bloodstick	1
#53	blue money bag	6
#954	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#165	bottle of Crimbognac	1
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#17	bottle of Sanguiovese	1
#331	bottle of bubbles	32
#408	bottle of fire	1
#923	bottle of goofballs	28
#86	bottlecap turtle	3
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#19	bowl of mernudo	1,000
#104	box turtle	4
#77	boxcar turtle	1
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#110	bronze handcuffs	1
#74	buñuelos Jaliscos	8
#177	bubble-wrap simulator	4
#82	bubbling tempura batter	4
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#255	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#1501	can of CRIMBCOLA	3
#1063	candy kneecapping stick	3
#461	candy knuckles	5
#229	chainsaw chain	2
#97	cheap clip-on ninja tie	3
#1344	cheap elven gloves	1
#503	chocolate bath ball	1
#92	chocolate cigar	17
#165	chrome stick	1
#168	chrome sword hilt	1
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#1753	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#43	comfy coffin	14
🥉	control crystal	1
#43	corncob pipe	24
#111	corrupted data	217
#109	cranberry margarita (brackish)	10
#266	crappy brain	1
#92	creepy nursery rhyme	2
#198	crown-shaped beanie	1
#165	crusty hula hoop	2
#262	crystallized memory	1
#33	cup of infinite pencils	29
#102	cursed scrunchie	12
#179	decanter of fine Scotch	1
#117	decent brain	80
#90	delicious comfit?	1
#453	designer handbag	6
#71	dinged-up triangle	1
#1040	disco ball	12
#998	disco mask	11
#127	donated booze	114
#347	donated candy	16
#303	donated food	22
#91	drop of water-37	149
#110	drum of pomade	12
#92	dueling turtle	2
#28	dusty bottle of blood	1
#203	dwarvish magazine	6
#59	eaves droppers	1
🥈	eerily silent box	1
#548	electrical thingamabob	1
#62	electronic dulcimer pants	1
#311	elven cellocello	38
#1396	elven socks	1
#412	elven suicide capsule	33
#15	enchanted fire extinguisher	2
#155	expensive cigar	1
#40	extra-see-thru nightie	13
#44	extremely skinny jeans	17
#1009	fake plastic grass	1
#77	fancy beef jerky	2
#411	fancy chocolate car	7
#363	fancy opera glasses	11
#1378	fat stacks of cash	1
#2007	felt	2
#1426	festive holiday hat	1
#686	festive sausage	2
#388	fiery wing	1
#82	fireman's helmet	1
#22	fishelada	1,000
#35	flan del mar	10
#416	floaty pebbles	1
#435	floaty sand	30
#143	fluid of fudge-finding	1
#269	foon	1
#20	foot-long hot daub	1
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#181	fossilized baboon skull	4
#168	fossilized bat skull	4
#472	fossilized limb	14
#171	fossilized serpent skull	5
#178	fossilized spike	25
#562	fossilized spine	1
#167	fossilized torso	38
#341	fossilized wing	9
#225	fossilized wyrm skull	3
#43	frayed rope belt	23
#92	freezin' bindle	6
#1453	friendly cheez blob	1
#79	frigid air mattress	7
#369	frigid fudgepuck	7
#2467	fruitcake	3
#377	fudge bunny	1
#197	fudge cube	1
#350	fudge lily	14
#259	fudge spork	1
#330	fudgecule	5,138
#101	fudgesicle	4
#196	funhouse mirror	4
#75	furry green turtle	6
#395	garish pinky ring	11
#696	gearbox necklace	1
#80	genie's bracers	1
#86	genie's pants	1
#89	genie's scimitar	1
#84	genie's turbane	1
#89	ghost protocol	8
#220	ghost trap	6
#44	ghostly body paint	74
#779	ghuol egg	9
#94	giant candy cane	5
#622	giant designer sunglasses	5
#32	gift-a-pult	10
#21	glob of Blank-Out	1
#41	glob of salty molasses	183
#85	good brain	662
#1916	googly eye	3
#64	government booze shipment	1
#69	government candy shipment	1
#67	government food shipment	1
#222	grass blade	1
#193	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#1387	gray bow tie	1
#41	green and red bean	342
#118	green gummi ingot	293
#86	grey cube	3
#21	grilled mooseflank	120
#66	grinning turtle	4
#636	grue egg	42
#171	gummi ammonite	1
#165	gummi belemnite	1
#67	gummi bowtie	1
#197	gummi canary	1
#141	gummi salamander	2
#242	gummi snake	1
#170	gummi trilobite	1
#2399	hamethyst	1
🥇	hand-knitted Crimbo socks	1
#663	handful of confetti	62
#390	handful of honey	1
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#1679	heart of the volcano	1
#160	heavy leather-bound tome	1
#148	hedgeturtle	7
#1041	helmet turtle	15
#745	herringcello	24
#19	hobo dungarees	1
#27	hobo stogie	1
#867	holiday cheese log	1
#72	holly-flavored Hob-O	1
#182	honey stick	1
#152	hot daub	1
#18	hot daub bun	1
#16	hot daub stand	1
#174	hot watered rum	1
#31	icing poncho	1
#511	incense bath ball	1
#53	intact anemone spike	184
#691	invisible bag	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#734	jawbruiser	4
#424	jerky coins	47
#41	jingle bell	1
#37	kelp-holly gun	1
#1603	kneecapping stick	2
#98	knobby helmet turtle	6
#120	kumquartz	53
#84	kumquartz ring	1
#250	kumquat supersucker	1
#201	leather bookmark	1
#386	lewd playing card	6
#1830	licorice garrote	1
#111	licorice root	73
#233	lime supersucker	1
#91	linoleum crossbow string	2
#64	linoleum stick	3
#126	linoleum sword hilt	1
#220	liquid SONAR	1
#58	lollipop stick	1,133
#153	lost key	4
#376	lovecat tail	2
#46	lucky bottlecap	22
#107	lump of Saccharine Maple sap	2
#240	mariachi hat	17
#90	mariachi toothpaste	1
#93	marshmallow	880
#692	meat from yesterday	1
#95	mercenary headband	2
#581	mime soul fragment	1
#69	mini-zeppelin	1
#49	mirrored aviator shades	1
#109	misfit teddy bear	1
#56	moist Crimbo spices	186
#290	molten brick	22
#11	mooseflank	723
#88	moosemeat pie	1
#20	mostly rat-hide leggings	1
#1082	motivational poster	2
#12	mulled blood	1
#436	mummy costume	13
#107	muskox-skin cap	1
#249	myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	1
#176	necrotizing body spray	54
#105	ninja carabiner	1
#108	ninja crampons	1
#112	ninja rope	1
#746	obsidian dagger	24
#20	ojo de pez burrito	1,000
#188	old school flying disc	2
#1289	old sweatpants	20
#83	oldcake	4
#849	orange and black Crimboween candy	1
🥇	oxygenated eggnog helmet	1
#502	pack of pogs	35
#39	padded tortoise	7
#90	painted turtle	4
#512	pair of bolt cutters	6
#140	pair of pearidot earrings	1
#55	panhandle panhandling hat	22
#1584	pants of the Slug Lord	1
#230	paperclip	210
#91	paperclip turban	1
#101	paperclip-on tie	1
#363	parasitic claw	1
#228	parasitic headgnawer	1
#233	parasitic strangleworm	1
#189	parasitic tentacles	1
#414	passable elf mask	10
#896	pasta spoon	11
#1304	patent leather shoes	1
#236	peanut brittle shield	14
#207	pear supersucker	1
#77	pearidot	77
#500	penguin focaccia bread	29
#1465	penguin thesaurus	1
#11	peppermint eel sauce	1,425
#32	peppermint spine	2
#132	peppermint sprout	9
#116	personalizable gingerbread cookie	1
#417	petrified wood	19
#332	phish stick	3
#85	piece of wedding cake	130
#71	pixel orb	1
#1727	pixellated candy heart	2
#245	pixellated moneybag	1
#46	plastic bazooka	2
#149	plastic cup of beer	20
#529	plastic ingot	1
#419	plastic passion fruit	3
#27	plush alielf	1
#16	plush alien hamsterpus	1
#17	plush dogcat	1
#16	plush ferrelf	1
#34	plush hamsterpus	1
#12	plush mutated alielf	1
#333	pocketwatch on a chain	8
#209	pog #01 (spider)	5
#298	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	3
#295	pog #03 (warwelf)	3
#482	pog #04 (skleleton)	1
#179	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	6
#321	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	3
#494	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	1
#404	pog #08 (hellion)	2
#401	pog #09 (pirate)	2
#228	pog #10 (hobo)	5
#378	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	2
#336	poison pen	5
#134	poisonous caviar	4
#190	pool torpedo	2
#1614	pork elf goodies sack	1
#35	portable dam	3
#364	portable photocopier	19
#289	powdered candy sushi set	5
#150	press-on ribs	53
#1810	pretty flower	2
#224	primitive candy cane	2
#92	pristine fish scale	3
#26	pristine walrus tusk	5
#121	psychic's amulet	1
#131	psychic's circlet	1
#125	psychic's crystal ball	1
#128	psychic's pslacks	1
#331	pumpkinhead mask	21
#416	quantum taco	30
#781	ravioli hat	16
#229	red balloon	1
#116	red gummi ingot	296
#49	red money bag	30
#137	red wagon	3
#210	red-and-green sweater	14
#102	reflection of a map	7
#29	ribbon candy ascot	1
#58	ridiculous belt	1
#136	ridiculous sandwich	11
#1430	[2108]rock	1
#25	rope with some soap on it	1
#262	runny fermented egg	1
#38	runny icing	320
#34	rusty piece of rebar	15
#58	s'more gun	1
#67	salt plum	167
#31	salt plum sake	5
#8	salty gumdrop	601
#45	samurai turtle	4
#1117	saucepan	11
#379	sausage bomb	1
#912	seal-clubbing club	14
#527	seal-skull helmet	14
#66	sewer turtle	7
#32	shapeless wide-brimmed hat	1
#134	shard of double-ice	71
#113	silver cheese-slicer	1
#71	silver keg	1
#101	silver paté knife	1
#117	silver shotgun shell	4
#74	skeletortoise	5
#335	sleazy bindle	2
#176	sleeping stocking	15
#328	sleeping wereturtle	2
#297	slime convention swag bag	1
#213	slime-soaked brain	1
#201	slime-soaked hypophysis	1
#121	slime-soaked sweat gland	2
🥉	slippery when wet shield	1
#1272	slow jam collection	1
#166	smoking grass	559
🥉	snow belly	1
#10	snow hat	1
🥉	snow pants	1
#42	soggy elf shoes	1
#13	soggy gingerbread chunk	652
#156	soggy used band-aid	2
#101	sorority brain	15
#97	soul doorbell	4
#32	soul knife	1
#35	soul mask	1
🥈	soul monocle	1
#84	soup turtle	2
#337	spaghetti cult mask	1
#328	spaghetti cult rosary	1
🥈	spaghetti-box banjo	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#252	spangly mariachi pants	1
#214	spangly mariachi vest	1
#258	spangly sombrero	1
#610	spectre scepter	54
#437	spooky bark	27
#82	spooky bindle	9
#374	spooky sap	23
#1729	square CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#120	squirming egg sac	124
#487	stained mattress	2
#105	stapler bear	1
#202	sterno-flavored Hob-O	1
#643	stick	3
#493	stinkin' bindle	1
#1236	stolen accordion	7
🥇	stop shield	1
#276	strange cube	5
#225	strawberry supersucker	1
#152	strawberry-flavored Hob-O	2
#106	strawberyl	61
#77	strawberyl necklace	1
#536	stray chihuahua	5
#1707	stringy sinew	2
#1290	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	30
#410	stuffed Hodgman	1
#1409	stuffed Meat	27
#953	stuffed alien blob	7
#646	stuffed crazy bastard sword	10
#1241	stuffed key	30
#955	stuffed martini	7
#1115	stuffed mink	38
#997	stuffed monocle	46
#110	stuffed red and green pepper (stale)	10
#1324	stuffed teddy butler	30
#1262	stuffed tin of caviar	33
#1103	stuffed treasure chest	39
#777	stuffed zmobie	1
#2120	stuffing	2
#197	stylish swimsuit	5
#269	sucker bucket	1
#256	sucker hakama	1
#219	sucker kabuto	1
#166	sucker scaffold	71
#278	sucker tachi	1
#38	super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	111
#246	superheated fudge	17
#502	sweet mochi ball	8
#432	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#103	syncopated turtle	2
#117	tangle of rat tails	2
#203	tasket	2
#21	tempura green and red bean	5
#7	thick walrus blubber	1,756
#83	throwing bone	13
#640	throwing wrench	7
#20	tiny bomb	395
#650	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#65	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#61	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#59	tiny plastic Dolph Bossin	1
#634	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#814	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#46	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#52	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#45	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#53	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#2423	toast	38
#42	torquoise	4
#53	tortoboggan	5
#117	tourmalime	55
#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
#366	traditional Crimbo cookie	5
#39	training scroll: Snokebomb	1
#257	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	5
#139	trilobite candy mold	1
#174	trilobite fossil	29
#95	trout fang	2
#1151	turtle totem	11
#967	untamable turtle	2
#866	unusual disco ball	3
#511	urinal cake	2
#1288	useless powder	17
#37	vampagne	2
#1042	viking helmet	1
#157	voodoo glowskull	2
#438	wad of cotton	6
#169	wad of slimy rags	3
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#111	water purification pills	91
#86	water-polo mitt	1
#146	watered-down Red Minotaur	5
#44	waterlogged cloth	32
#151	waterlogged crate	1
#42	waterlogged leather	33
#45	waterlogged metal	31
#50	waterlogged stuffing	26
#111	waterlogged wood	2
#103	wet venom duct	3
#177	whisker pencil	53
#45	white money bag	12
#420	wind-up meatcar	25
#615	witch hat	1
#464	wolfman mask	13
#1221	wooden block	1
#117	yellow gummi ingot	294
#194	yule gruel	1

Wow, that's 27,178 items total!

what items are this player missing?