zoutroi

RankItemQuantity
#55'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign23
#650A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes1
#661A. W. O. L. commendation5
#788Argarggagarg's fang2
#51Asleep in the Cemetery16
#27Ax of L'rose1
#311BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt3
#1044BGE merchandise order form1
#364BGE pocket calendar2
#1310BGE shotglass5
#957BGE tiny plastic toy1
#123BRAINS shorts11
#246Baja sopapilla3
#4296Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#178Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler15
#270Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook4
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#121Blizzards I Have Died In6
#120Blood 'n' Plenty2
#54Blood Light57
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#196Bone's Farm "wine"10
#29Booke of Vampyric Knowledge6
#399C.H.U.M. knife2
#38CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)1
#34CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)1
#36CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)1
#33CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)1
#1009CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#1552CRIMBCO mug3
#1699CRIMBCO scrip5
#1421CRIMBCO wine3
#363CRIMBCOIDS mints7
#1727CRIMBCOLOAF3
#172CSA all-purpose soap1
#179CSA bravery badge1
#74CSA cheerfulness ration120
#201CSA discount card2
#181CSA fire-starting kit96
#194CSA obedience grenade1
#85CSA scoutmaster's "water"120
#179Camp Scout pup tent1
#104Carol of the Bulls1
#105Carol of the Hells1
#101Carol of the Thrills1
#117Chester's Aquarius medallion1
#182Chester's bag of candy1
#185Chester's moustache1
#51ChibiBuddy™ (off)1
#78Coily™1
#134Crimbeau de toilette1
#561Crimbo Candy Cookbook9
#41Crimbo Carol tattoo kit1
#44Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit1
#43Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit1
#211Crimbo Factory surprise box12
#161Crimbo candle1
#87Crimbolex watch1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#179Crimboysters Rockefeller1
#16Crimbylow-rise jeans2
#137DNOTC Box3
#16Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat1
#63Ecto-Cooler16
#170Elvish delight1
#366FDKOL commendation927
#521FDKOL hotcakes1
#61FDKOL tattoo1
#169Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy1
🥇French slippers1
#212Frosty's carrot1
#16Frosty's iceball1
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#214Frosty's old silk hat1
#62Frown Exerciser1
#248Fudgie Roll1
🥈Fuzzby1
#437Go-Wassail40
#891Green Clover of Justice2
#755Gummi-Gnauga1
#186Haunted Sorority House staff guide26
#1147Heimandatz's heart1
#92Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians1
#95Hodgman's harmonica1
#39Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times2
#125Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics1
#173Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin1
#63Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top2
#97Hodgman's varcolac paw1
#259Hollandaise helmet15
#354Jack-in-the-box17
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
#622Jocko Homo's head3
#691Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet1
#250Kissin' Cousins4
🥈LARP membership card1
🥇LWA ring1
#101Let Me Be!10
#62Lolsipop1
🥇Lord Flameface's cloak1
#3899Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet1
#387Maxing, Relaxing3
#61Mer-kin cookiestove86
#25Mer-kin rollpin1
#50Mesmereyes™ contact lenses41
#171Mr. Balloon1
#38Mr. Joe's bangles23
#2682Mr. Mediocrebar1
#162Mysterious Black Box1
#164Mysterious Blue Box1
#161Mysterious Green Box1
#154Mysterious Red Box1
#174NPZR chemistry set30
#132Necbro wafers1
#54Nightstalker perfume48
#216Ol' Scratch's ash can1
#128Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork1
#99Ol' Scratch's manacles1
#196Ol' Scratch's ol' britches1
#92Ol' Scratch's stove door1
#187Oscus's dumpster waders1
#106Oscus's garbage can lid1
#193Oscus's pelt1
#92PB&BP1
#135PlexiPips1
#34Red Roger's red left foot1
#28Red Roger's red left hand2
#32Red Roger's red right foot1
#54Red Roger's reliquary18
#265Red Rover BB gun14
#17Red Russian1
#2658Rock Pops1
#715Safari Jack's moustache2
🥇SalesCo sample kit1
#1319Senior Mints1
#975Sensual Massage for Creeps1
#254Silver Bullet beer10
#24Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot1
#22Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb1
#644Steal This Candy1
#669Sugar Cog1
#945Summer Nights1
#153Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword1
#33Swedish massage fish3
#592Tales from the Fireside2
#232Tales of a Kansas Toymaker13
#21The Art of Slapfighting (used)1
#227The Cooler Out of Space12
#56The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide1
#113The Joy of Wassailing21
#432The Mariachi's guitar case4
#28The Necbromancer's Shorts1
#38The Necbromancer's Stein1
#302The Necbronomicon1
#48The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#30The Spirit of Giving1
#57Third Base1
#1576Thwaitgold bee statuette1
#334Thwaitgold butterfly statuette4
#243Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette9
#1437Thwaitgold maggot statuette2
#268Thwaitgold mosquito statuette6
#626Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette1
#1741Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette3
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
#935Travels with Jerry1
#215Trivial Avocations Card: What?6
#258Trivial Avocations Card: When?3
#204Trivial Avocations Card: Where?8
#219Trivial Avocations Card: Who?6
#436Uncle Crimbo's Rations4
#754Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide5
#26Uncle Hobo's stocking cap1
#23Uncle Romulus (used)1
#203Wand of Oscus1
#168White Chocolate Golem Seeds2
#475Wint-O-Fresh mint25
#1119Yakisoba's hat1
#49Yuleviathan necklace1
#2955Yummy Tummy bean1
#292Ze™ goggles1
#17Zombo's empty eye1
#182Zombo's grievous greaves1
#187Zombo's shield1
#104Zombo's shoulder blade1
#85Zombo's skull ring1
#191Zombo's skullcap1
#99Zu Mannkäse Dienen21
#22actual blood sausage1
#1149adorable seal larva2
🥇all-year sucker1
#124ammonite candy mold1
#166ammonite fossil34
#38anemoney clip1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#737antique 8-Bit Power magazine1
#22antique Canadian lantern9
#15antique beer30
#626antique bottle opener1
#52antique nutcracker beard1
#46antique nutcracker boots1
#45antique nutcracker cape1
#36antique nutcracker drumstick1
#32antique nutcracker epaulets1
#71antique nutcracker figurine5
#47antique nutcracker hat1
#45antique nutcracker pants1
#42antique nutcracker sword1
#44antique nutcracker waistcoat1
#573antique pair of blue jeans1
#933antique record album1
#384antique souvenir drawing2
#125archaeologing shovel1
#192around the world12
#110asbestos crossbow string2
#86asbestos stick3
#120asbestos sword hilt2
#7427badass belt1
#103bag of GORF79
#111bag of GORP81
#222bag of QWOP1
#26balanced antler5
#77ballpark hot daub1
#251banana supersucker1
#82bananagate73
#93bananarama bangle1
#1192bath ball gift set2
#28battered old top-hat1
#58beaver punch (cherry)2
#54beaver punch (papaya)2
#66beaver punch (peach)2
#25beavermouth430
#643bed of coals1
#448beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar2
#690beholed bedsheet1
#602bejeweled cufflinks5
#123belemnite candy mold1
#169belemnite fossil31
#181bindlestocking14
#62bite-me-red lipstick237
#464black spot1
#246blank fudge mold1
#518blind-packed capsule toy1
#1654blood flower1
#14blood roll-up1
#15blood snowcone1
#31blood-soaked sponge cake2
#16bloodstick1
#53blue money bag6
#953bottle of Blank-Out1
#165bottle of Crimbognac1
#58bottle of Goldschnöckered1
#17bottle of Sanguiovese1
#331bottle of bubbles32
#408bottle of fire1
#924bottle of goofballs28
#85bottlecap turtle3
#771bouquet of circular saw blades1
#21bowl of mernudo1,000
#104box turtle4
#77boxcar turtle1
#72brainwave-controlled unicorn horn1
#110bronze handcuffs1
#74buñuelos Jaliscos8
#177bubble-wrap simulator4
#82bubbling tempura batter4
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#228burrowgrub hive1
#255cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar3
#1500can of CRIMBCOLA3
#1062candy kneecapping stick3
#460candy knuckles5
#229chainsaw chain2
#98cheap clip-on ninja tie3
#1344cheap elven gloves1
#502chocolate bath ball1
#92chocolate cigar17
#169chrome stick1
#171chrome sword hilt1
#68cinnamon troll doll1
#1753circular CRIMBCOOKIE1
#43comfy coffin14
🥉control crystal1
#43corncob pipe24
#111corrupted data217
#109cranberry margarita (brackish)10
#269crappy brain1
#92creepy nursery rhyme2
#198crown-shaped beanie1
#165crusty hula hoop2
#262crystallized memory1
#32cup of infinite pencils29
#102cursed scrunchie12
#180decanter of fine Scotch1
#117decent brain80
#90delicious comfit?1
#454designer handbag6
#71dinged-up triangle1
#1042disco ball12
#1001disco mask11
#126donated booze114
#348donated candy16
#305donated food22
#91drop of water-37149
#110drum of pomade12
#92dueling turtle2
#28dusty bottle of blood1
#204dwarvish magazine6
#60eaves droppers1
🥈eerily silent box1
#548electrical thingamabob1
#62electronic dulcimer pants1
#311elven cellocello38
#1396elven socks1
#412elven suicide capsule33
#15enchanted fire extinguisher2
#156expensive cigar1
#40extra-see-thru nightie13
#44extremely skinny jeans17
#1008fake plastic grass1
#77fancy beef jerky2
#410fancy chocolate car7
#363fancy opera glasses11
#1375fat stacks of cash1
#2007felt2
#1427festive holiday hat1
#686festive sausage2
#388fiery wing1
#82fireman's helmet1
#22fishelada1,000
#36flan del mar10
#416floaty pebbles1
#435floaty sand30
#143fluid of fudge-finding1
#271foon1
#20foot-long hot daub1
#88forbidden sausage3
#181fossilized baboon skull4
#168fossilized bat skull4
#471fossilized limb14
#172fossilized serpent skull5
#178fossilized spike25
#563fossilized spine1
#166fossilized torso38
#341fossilized wing9
#225fossilized wyrm skull3
#43frayed rope belt23
#92freezin' bindle6
#1453friendly cheez blob1
#79frigid air mattress7
#369frigid fudgepuck7
#2467fruitcake3
#380fudge bunny1
#197fudge cube1
#350fudge lily14
#259fudge spork1
#329fudgecule5,138
#101fudgesicle4
#196funhouse mirror4
#75furry green turtle6
#394garish pinky ring11
#695gearbox necklace1
#81genie's bracers1
#84genie's pants1
#89genie's scimitar1
#83genie's turbane1
#89ghost protocol8
#220ghost trap6
#44ghostly body paint74
#780ghuol egg9
#93giant candy cane5
#621giant designer sunglasses5
#32gift-a-pult10
#21glob of Blank-Out1
#41glob of salty molasses183
#86good brain662
#1916googly eye3
#65government booze shipment1
#69government candy shipment1
#68government food shipment1
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#1386gray bow tie1
#41green and red bean342
#119green gummi ingot293
#87grey cube3
#21grilled mooseflank120
#66grinning turtle4
#635grue egg42
#171gummi ammonite1
#165gummi belemnite1
#68gummi bowtie1
#197gummi canary1
#140gummi salamander2
#241gummi snake1
#170gummi trilobite1
#2400hamethyst1
🥇hand-knitted Crimbo socks1
#662handful of confetti62
#390handful of honey1
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#1679heart of the volcano1
#160heavy leather-bound tome1
#148hedgeturtle7
#1043helmet turtle15
#744herringcello24
#19hobo dungarees1
#27hobo stogie1
#867holiday cheese log1
#71holly-flavored Hob-O1
#181honey stick1
#153hot daub1
#18hot daub bun1
#16hot daub stand1
#175hot watered rum1
#31icing poncho1
#512incense bath ball1
#52intact anemone spike184
#691invisible bag1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#734jawbruiser4
#424jerky coins47
#41jingle bell1
#37kelp-holly gun1
#1603kneecapping stick2
#98knobby helmet turtle6
#120kumquartz53
#84kumquartz ring1
#250kumquat supersucker1
#201leather bookmark1
#384lewd playing card6
#1829licorice garrote1
#111licorice root73
#233lime supersucker1
#91linoleum crossbow string2
#64linoleum stick3
#127linoleum sword hilt1
#222liquid SONAR1
#57lollipop stick1,133
#153lost key4
#378lovecat tail2
#45lucky bottlecap22
#107lump of Saccharine Maple sap2
#243mariachi hat17
#91mariachi toothpaste1
#93marshmallow880
#693meat from yesterday1
#96mercenary headband2
#581mime soul fragment1
#69mini-zeppelin1
#49mirrored aviator shades1
#109misfit teddy bear1
#55moist Crimbo spices186
#290molten brick22
#11mooseflank723
#88moosemeat pie1
#20mostly rat-hide leggings1
#1081motivational poster2
#12mulled blood1
#436mummy costume13
#106muskox-skin cap1
#248myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball1
#176necrotizing body spray54
#105ninja carabiner1
#108ninja crampons1
#112ninja rope1
#745obsidian dagger24
#20ojo de pez burrito1,000
#188old school flying disc2
#1290old sweatpants20
#83oldcake4
#850orange and black Crimboween candy1
🥇oxygenated eggnog helmet1
#501pack of pogs35
#39padded tortoise7
#91painted turtle4
#512pair of bolt cutters6
#141pair of pearidot earrings1
#55panhandle panhandling hat22
#1584pants of the Slug Lord1
#230paperclip210
#90paperclip turban1
#100paperclip-on tie1
#363parasitic claw1
#227parasitic headgnawer1
#233parasitic strangleworm1
#190parasitic tentacles1
#414passable elf mask10
#898pasta spoon11
#1303patent leather shoes1
#234peanut brittle shield14
#207pear supersucker1
#77pearidot77
#500penguin focaccia bread29
#1465penguin thesaurus1
#11peppermint eel sauce1,425
#31peppermint spine2
#130peppermint sprout9
#116personalizable gingerbread cookie1
#417petrified wood19
#332phish stick3
#85piece of wedding cake130
#71pixel orb1
#1725pixellated candy heart2
#245pixellated moneybag1
#46plastic bazooka2
#150plastic cup of beer20
#529plastic ingot1
#420plastic passion fruit3
#26plush alielf1
#15plush alien hamsterpus1
#16plush dogcat1
#15plush ferrelf1
#33plush hamsterpus1
#11plush mutated alielf1
#333pocketwatch on a chain8
#208pog #01 (spider)5
#297pog #02 (Knob goblin)3
#295pog #03 (warwelf)3
#482pog #04 (skleleton)1
#178pog #05 (ninja snowman)6
#320pog #06 (filthy hippy)3
#494pog #07 (orcish frat boy)1
#404pog #08 (hellion)2
#401pog #09 (pirate)2
#227pog #10 (hobo)5
#377pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)2
#336poison pen5
#135poisonous caviar4
#190pool torpedo2
#1612pork elf goodies sack1
#35portable dam3
#364portable photocopier19
#289powdered candy sushi set5
#150press-on ribs53
#1810pretty flower2
#224primitive candy cane2
#92pristine fish scale3
#26pristine walrus tusk5
#120psychic's amulet1
#132psychic's circlet1
#125psychic's crystal ball1
#128psychic's pslacks1
#330pumpkinhead mask21
#415quantum taco30
#783ravioli hat16
#229red balloon1
#117red gummi ingot296
#49red money bag30
#137red wagon3
#209red-and-green sweater14
#101reflection of a map7
#31ribbon candy ascot1
#58ridiculous belt1
#136ridiculous sandwich11
#1431[2108]rock1
#25rope with some soap on it1
#263runny fermented egg1
#38runny icing320
#34rusty piece of rebar15
#58s'more gun1
#67salt plum167
#31salt plum sake5
#7salty gumdrop601
#45samurai turtle4
#1119saucepan11
#380sausage bomb1
#914seal-clubbing club14
#528seal-skull helmet14
#65sewer turtle7
#32shapeless wide-brimmed hat1
#133shard of double-ice71
#114silver cheese-slicer1
#71silver keg1
#101silver paté knife1
#117silver shotgun shell4
#75skeletortoise5
#335sleazy bindle2
#176sleeping stocking15
#328sleeping wereturtle2
#298slime convention swag bag1
#213slime-soaked brain1
#201slime-soaked hypophysis1
#121slime-soaked sweat gland2
🥉slippery when wet shield1
#1272slow jam collection1
#165smoking grass559
🥉snow belly1
#10snow hat1
🥉snow pants1
#42soggy elf shoes1
#12soggy gingerbread chunk652
#156soggy used band-aid2
#101sorority brain15
#97soul doorbell4
#32soul knife1
#35soul mask1
🥈soul monocle1
#84soup turtle2
#338spaghetti cult mask1
#328spaghetti cult rosary1
🥈spaghetti-box banjo1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#252spangly mariachi pants1
#214spangly mariachi vest1
#258spangly sombrero1
#611spectre scepter54
#437spooky bark27
#82spooky bindle9
#374spooky sap23
#1729square CRIMBCOOKIE1
#120squirming egg sac124
#487stained mattress2
#105stapler bear1
#202sterno-flavored Hob-O1
#643stick3
#493stinkin' bindle1
#1238stolen accordion7
🥇stop shield1
#277strange cube5
#225strawberry supersucker1
#152strawberry-flavored Hob-O2
#106strawberyl61
#77strawberyl necklace1
#540stray chihuahua5
#1708stringy sinew2
#1289stuffed Baron von Ratsworth30
#410stuffed Hodgman1
#1408stuffed Meat27
#954stuffed alien blob7
#645stuffed crazy bastard sword10
#1240stuffed key30
#955stuffed martini7
#1114stuffed mink38
#998stuffed monocle46
#111stuffed red and green pepper (stale)10
#1323stuffed teddy butler30
#1262stuffed tin of caviar33
#1102stuffed treasure chest39
#777stuffed zmobie1
#2120stuffing2
#197stylish swimsuit5
#269sucker bucket1
#256sucker hakama1
#219sucker kabuto1
#166sucker scaffold71
#278sucker tachi1
#38super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)111
#246superheated fudge17
#502sweet mochi ball8
#432sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar2
#103syncopated turtle2
#119tangle of rat tails2
#203tasket2
#22tempura green and red bean5
#7thick walrus blubber1,756
#83throwing bone13
#641throwing wrench7
#19tiny bomb395
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#65tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#61tiny plastic Café Elf1
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#59tiny plastic Dolph Bossin1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#820tiny plastic Duke Starkiller1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#47tiny plastic Mer-kin baker1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#52tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#57tiny plastic orphan1
#58tiny plastic reindeer1
#46tiny plastic sea elf1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#55tiny plastic wild beaver1
#52tiny plastic yuleviathan1
#2430toast38
#42torquoise4
#52tortoboggan5
#117tourmalime55
#106tourmalime tourniquet1
#371traditional Crimbo cookie5
#38training scroll: Snokebomb1
#257triangular CRIMBCOOKIE5
#139trilobite candy mold1
#174trilobite fossil29
#95trout fang2
#1153turtle totem11
#968untamable turtle2
#867unusual disco ball3
#511urinal cake2
#1285useless powder17
#37vampagne2
#1043viking helmet1
#159voodoo glowskull2
#438wad of cotton6
#169wad of slimy rags3
🥇wand of fudge control1
#111water purification pills91
#87water-polo mitt1
#146watered-down Red Minotaur5
#44waterlogged cloth32
#151waterlogged crate1
#42waterlogged leather33
#45waterlogged metal31
#50waterlogged stuffing26
#111waterlogged wood2
#105wet venom duct3
#177whisker pencil53
#45white money bag12
#419wind-up meatcar25
#615witch hat1
#464wolfman mask13
#1221wooden block1
#118yellow gummi ingot294
#194yule gruel1

Wow, that's 27,178 items total!

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