pogonophobe

RankItemQuantity
#114"Humorous" T-shirt1
#401ASCII shirt4
#304Cloaca grenade58
#421Cloaca-Cola88
#419Cloaca-Cola c-rations9
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#106Cloaca-Cola knapsack33
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#354Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife2
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#17Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket197
#19Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket205
#96Crimbo stocking1
#2374Crimboween memo1
#2809Crimbuck6
#340Doc's Miracle Cure3
#604Dyspepsi grenade20
#214Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations13
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#126Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack32
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#226Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen3
#20General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket197
#55Golden Mr. Accessory2
#170Grateful Undead T-shirt3
#44Grimacite Bock1
#57Hanukkimbo dreidl1
#669Hodgman's blanket1
#540Jack-in-the-box10
#43Jekyllin hide belt1
#22Juju Mojo Mask2
#73Kevlar balloon2
#61Kiss the Knob apron2
#41Knob Goblin elite shirt209
🥇Mafia violin case1
#1043MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech5
#266Mob Penguin cellular phone82
#23Mr. Eh?1
#182Mylar balloon1
#1173Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster5
#18Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket203
#114Raggedy Hippy doll3
#112Ralph IX cognac2
#673Retenez L'Herbe Paté3
#60Schmalz's First Prize Beer1
#70Small Medium1
#138Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts1
#1232St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket2
#1568Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette1
#1576Thwaitgold bee statuette1
#322Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette2
#838Thwaitgold bookworm statuette1
#989Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette1
#1813Thwaitgold maggot statuette1
#625Thwaitgold mosquito statuette1
#130Thwaitgold nymph statuette9
#1304Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette1
#69Travoltan trousers1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#68Venus flytrap6
#134Ye Olde Navy Fleece4
#1149adorable seal larva2
#680anniversary balloon1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
#2605anniversary gift box1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#110barskin cloak1
#167bat-ass leather jacket1
#21beautiful rainbow11
#1065bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#422blood flower18
#624bottle of Pinot Renoir1
#1075bottle of single-barrel whiskey1
#16bottled day8
#163bow3
#141bow staff1
#149bowlegged pants1
#133bowler1
#250box of sunshine1,684
#519broken cellular phone3
#433bronze breastplate2
🥉brown sugar cane17,011
#1627buckyball1
#12calm attention-deficit demon1
#545can of fake snow1
#57candied yam pinky ring1
#3108candy stake2
#1660cheap toaster1
#254cheap wind-up clock1
#44clockwork trench coat2
#202clownskin harness1
#104coconut bikini top2
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#26comfy blanket1
#515daisy3
#180decanter of fine Scotch1
#164demonskin jacket1
#1151designer handbag1
#96doll house67
#184dollhive53
#368duck-on-a-string6
#124eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest9
#845easter egg balloon29
#171eggnog108
#310empty blowgun7
#1116enchanted leopard-print barbell4
🥉evil golden arches30,702
#1391evil googly eye1
🥈extra special Crimbo stocking1
#1146fancy but probably evil chocolate5
#633fancy chocolate5
#2393felt1
#170fez of etymology2
#21filthy hippy poncho48
#880fine wine1
#1347fire2
#77floaty stone sphere1
#269floral print shirt1
#91frilly shirt7
#1217fruitcake13
#551ghost pickle on a stick1
#477giant discarded plastic fork21
#82gilded lily1
#1654gingerbread bugbear9
#72gingham blouse4
#102gnauga hide vest1
#308googly eye45
#114goth kid t-shirt55
#369grungy flannel shirt1
#215hamethyst bracelet1
#198hamethyst earring1
#328hamethyst necklace1
#80harem girl t-shirt16
#1454heart-shaped balloon1
#98hipposkin poncho2
#13hot date13,075
#64iceberglet1
#957incredibly creepy marionette2
#884killer rag doll2
#236kite33
#265kneecapping stick58
#1751length of string1
#124loaded serum blowgun30
#14loathing eagle baby-doll shirt11
#111long-stemmed rose16
#123lovecat tail7
#1005macaroni duck2
#193mafia aria130
#39magical pony: Shutterfly169
#108marionette12
#69mini-zeppelin1
#27miniscule temporal rip1
#1676nanite-infested candy cane5
#2560nanite-infested eggnog2
#3326nanite-infested fruitcake1
#1086nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear5
#80naughty origami kit1
🥇old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie1
#34organ grinder1
#979pail7
🥉palm-frond cloak1,260
#67papaya1,011
#70penguin-smacking club1
#12personal raindrop1
#328pet rock23
#282picture of a dead guy's girlfriend3
#23pirate shirt79
#531plastic passion fruit2
#472pork elf goodies sack14
#273porquoise bracelet1
#186porquoise eyebrow ring1
#294porquoise necklace1
#251porquoise ring1
#1614prehistoric spear1
#342questionable taco1
#603radio button candy1
#434rag doll5
#310rhinestone cowboy shirt1
#1103roboduck-on-a-string1
#30safety vest6
#1177sandwich of the gods5
#44sequined fez2
#146severed rocking horse head3
#849sleeping snowy owl2
#50sock monkey48
#19soggy wofl t-shirt20
#37souvenir ski t-shirt16
#339spectral pickle41
#396spooky bicycle chain6
#391spooky cosmetics bag6
#306spooky hockey mask5
#140spooky rattling cigar box1
#63squamous polyp1
#69star shirt6
#1520stick-on-a-string1
#65stinky mushroom wine5
#572strange cube1
#788stray chihuahua3
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#2480stuffed doppelshifter2
#374stuffed ghuol whelp3
#246stuffed zmobie5
#153support cummerbund57
#79supportive bra65
#58suspicious stocking1
#38sweet nutcracker1
#126teddy bear51
#148thought balloon1
🥇time sleigh1
#938tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer1
#957tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory1
#938tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer1
#611tiny die-cast Don Crimbo1
#929tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer1
#601tiny die-cast Father Crimbo1
#632tiny die-cast Father Crimborg1
#931tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer1
#929tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer1
#613tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg1
#934tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer1
#946tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer1
#565tiny die-cast Swiss hen1
#591tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo1
#941tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign1
#939tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer1
#563tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg1
#592tiny die-cast blade a-spinning1
#586tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree1
#953tiny die-cast factory worker elf1
#928tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf1
#554tiny die-cast golden ring1
#568tiny die-cast goose a-laying1
#550tiny die-cast killing bird1
#949tiny die-cast middle-management elf1
#951tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf1
#581tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg1
#940tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf1
#552tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming1
#566tiny die-cast turtle mech1
#3990tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#2119tiny plastic Axe Wound3
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3177tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#3939tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3079tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#1732tiny plastic Crimbo elf5
#1064tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer9
#2899tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#3830tiny plastic G Imp1
#3954tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3875tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3910tiny plastic Hellion1
#3883tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3958tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#2784tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl2
#1488tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist5
#3895tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#3862tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3871tiny plastic Protagonist1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#2759tiny plastic Spam Witch2
#2745tiny plastic Spunky Princess2
#49tiny plastic Susie1
#3062tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3066tiny plastic The Man1
#2830tiny plastic Trouser Snake2
#956tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo4
#3857tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#4022tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#3943tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3978tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#2804tiny plastic astronomer2
#3964tiny plastic beanbat1
#3924tiny plastic blooper1
#2851tiny plastic brainsweeper2
#2147tiny plastic briefcase bat3
#2096tiny plastic conservationist hippy2
#3911tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3937tiny plastic demoninja1
#3877tiny plastic drunk goat1
#3844tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3910tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#47tiny plastic fluffy bunny106
#3923tiny plastic fruit golem1
#3903tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#974tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire2
#3860tiny plastic goth giant1
#3895tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#2185tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box3
#3838tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#2801tiny plastic ninja snowman2
#3892tiny plastic scary clown1
#3851tiny plastic senile lihc1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#2817tiny plastic smarmy pirate2
#2145tiny plastic spiny skelelton3
#3937tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#1417tiny plastic sweet nutcracker6
#2765tiny plastic taco cat2
#2767tiny plastic topiary golem2
#3842tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3873tiny plastic warwelf1
#2701tiny plastic whitesnake2
#3847tiny plastic zmobie1
#2083toothsome rock2
#2068top1
#1558toy crazy train3
#1072toy jet pack5
#1342toy ray gun4
#1190toy soldier1
#1439toy space helmet3
#97toy train16
#478tree skirt1
#3145tree-eating kite1
#525tree-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#82tuxedo shirt3
#1353untamable turtle1
#1544unusual disco ball1
#184vampire collar11
#2525vampire duck-on-a-string1
#25wedge of gray cheese2
#348white hat hacker T-shirt3
#122white snakeskin duster1
#1042wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#117yak anorak2
#989yo8
#105yo-yo300
#124yuletide troll chrysalis1
#277zombie pineal gland16

Wow, that's 68,456 items total!

what items are this player missing?