Museum :: glaucos

glaucos

Rank	Item	Quantity
#67	"DRINK ME" potion	873
#343	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	5
#102	1-ball	79
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#319	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	26
#97	2-ball	82
#56	25-meat staff	5
#123	3-ball	67
#237	30669 scroll	43
#430	33398 scroll	37
#143	334 scroll	50
#56	37x37x37 puzzle cube	126
#128	4-ball	67
#55	4-d camera	7
#190	4-dimensional guitar	10
#79	5-Alarm Saucepan	5
#108	5-ball	74
#109	6-ball	72
#158	64067 scroll	3
#199	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	18
#135	7-ball	63
#50	7-inch discus	1
#141	8-ball	297
#122	9-ball	9
#309	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	3
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#19	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	7
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#87	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	2
#32	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	5
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#265	A. W. O. L. commendation	23
#216	ASCII shirt	10
#77	Alice's Army Alchemist	19
#118	Alice's Army Bowman	5
#128	Alice's Army Cleric	4
#92	Alice's Army Coward	7
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#21	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	4
#94	Alice's Army Guard	12
#89	Alice's Army Halberder	14
#77	Alice's Army Hammerman	10
#111	Alice's Army Horseman	5
#107	Alice's Army Lanceman	6
#71	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	21
#104	Alice's Army Ninja	11
#116	Alice's Army Nurse	10
#108	Alice's Army Page	10
#87	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	17
#173	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#93	Alice's Army Spearsman	13
#96	Alice's Army Swordsman	13
#111	Alice's Army Wallman	10
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#200	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	2
#96	Ambitious Turkey	4
#1216	Amulet of Yendor	4
#1323	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#835	Angelhair Culottes	1
#333	Angry Farmer candy	357
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#1228	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#23	Arrrmetia trading card	6
#68	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	1
#61	Artist's Whisk of Misery	1
#1132	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#7	Atomic Comic	26
#48	Aura Libre	2
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#41	Aye Aye, Captain	2
#30	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	5
#12	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	46
#4	BGE merchandise order form	296
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1446	BGE shotglass	1
#235	BGE temporary tattoo	4
#7	BGE tiny plastic toy	102
#34	BOOterfinger	12
#14	BRAINS shorts	123
#77	BRICKO brick	6,072
#253	BRICKO eye brick	87
#20	BRICKO pearl	15
#238	BURT	122
#843	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#156	Barney's rake	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#435	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	26
#612	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	3
#157	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	17
#119	Barulio's bottle	2
#159	Bash-Ōs cereal	4
#59	Battlie Light Saver	31
#164	Belt of Howling Anger	2
#116	Ben-Gal™ Balm	14
#634	Better Than Cuddling Cake	2
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#192	BitterSweetTarts	2
#14	BittyCar HotCar	2
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#139	Bjorn's Hammer	3
#25	Black Body™ spray	31
#188	Black No. 2	53
#390	Blackfly Chardonnay	7
#52	Blood Light	58
#35	Blue Diamond of Honesty	13
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#186	Bohemian rhapsody	2
#20	Bone's Farm "wine"	52
#1369	Bonerdagon necklace	5
#23	Bonestabber	2
#202	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#34	Boozehounds Anonymous token	33
#77	Boris's key lime	10
#258	Boris's key lime pie	3
#90	Boris's ring	15
#1674	Boss Bat bling	1
#1514	Boss Bat britches	6
#31	Boss Drops	85
#117	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#94	Bram's choker	1
#70	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	23
#68	Bright Water	1
#24	Brimstone Bracelet	1
#32	Brimstone Brooch	1
#1011	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#65	Bulky Buddy Box	44
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#53	C.H.U.M. chum	42
#163	C.H.U.M. knife	6
#44	C.H.U.M. lantern	3
#54	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	11
#14	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	23
#20	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	15
#15	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	23
#19	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	16
#34	CRIMBCO lanyard	19
#917	CRIMBCO mug	10
#974	CRIMBCO scrip	75
#377	CRIMBCO wine	20
#7	CRIMBCOIDS mints	276
#5	CRIMBCOLOAF	443
#229	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
#224	CSA discount card	1
#170	CSA obedience grenade	3
#199	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	2
#180	Camp Scout pup tent	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#43	Chakra Libre	2
🥇	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
#324	Cherry Cloaca Cola	3
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#37	Choker of the Ultragoth	2
#31	Chori Zo trading card	4
#527	Chroner	3
#62	Cinco Mayo Lager	5
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#79	Claybender glasses	9
#815	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	3
#823	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	3
#999	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#415	Cloaca-Cola shield	6
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#1558	Codpiece of the Goblin King	3
#1481	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#761	Cold Hots candy	4
#22	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	45
#348	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#150	Cookbook of the Damned	3
#249	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	3
#60	Corpse Island iced tea	62
#60	Crazymaker	2
#101	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	46
#441	Crimbo Credit	4
#1351	Crimbo candied pecan	1
#439	Crimbo peppermint bark	24
#262	Crimbo pie	10
#118	Crimbo wreath	5
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#90	Crimbonium fuel rod	30
#14	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	689
#25	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	23
#14	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	54
#38	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	14
#11	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	62
#9	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	56
#23	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	24
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#33	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	16
#25	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	22
#32	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	17
#14	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	51
#12	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	58
#22	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	362
#22	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	26
#16	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	40
#18	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	451
#32	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	67
#40	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	11
#94	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	5
#12	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1,048
#79	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	7
#11	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	66
#16	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	167
#13	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	706
#26	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	84
#16	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	602
#21	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	27
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#52	Crimboween memo	122
#562	Crown of the Goblin King	45
#327	D roll	2
#642	Daffy Taffy	44
#56	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	9
#86	Das Überkühlraum trading card	2
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#915	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	5
#254	Diet Cloaca Cola	4
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#251	Disco Banjo	2
#107	Divine	10
#298	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	8
#509	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	6
#254	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	5
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#1415	Dolphin King's crown	2
#738	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	4
#26	Drac & Tan	9
#267	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	2
#394	Drowsy Sword	48
#47	Dump Truck	3
#86	Duskwalker fangs	5
#72	Duskwalker syringe	13
#464	Dyspepsi-Cola	136
#903	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	2
#770	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	3
#630	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	4
#574	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	3
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#5	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	545
#42	Earring of Fire	2
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#29	Ecto-Cooler	33
#191	Effermint™ tablets	7
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#256	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#154	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	2
#230	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#114	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	4
#283	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#1468	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#287	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	10
#83	Elfin shortbread	13
#37	Elmley shades	33
#125	Enchanted Plunger	1
#249	Ent cider	43
#205	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#317	FDKOL commendation	1,211
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#143	FDKOL hotcakes	52
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#341	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	23
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#145	Feynman gate	88
#27	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	6
#76	Flaming Mohobo	1
#17	Flaming Sazerorc	10
#36	Frat Army FGF	242
#271	Friendliness Beverage	2
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#120	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#15	Frown Exerciser	3
#152	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	4
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#41	Fuzzy Tentacle	2
#105	GOTO	7
#607	Gaia beads	1
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#47	Game Grid ticket	810
#122	Game Grid token	37
#89	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	36
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#197	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#140	Gearhead Goo	2
#253	Genalen™ Bottle	8
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#88	Gin Mint	1
#743	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	3
#43	Gnollish pie server	48
#144	Gnollish pie tin	38
#58	Gnollish plunger	50
#47	Gnollish slotted spoon	43
#50	Gnollish toolbox	154
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#83	Go-Wassail	255
#31	Golden Mean	3
#607	Goodfella contract	19
#55	Gordon Bennett	16
#66	Grasshopper	1
#45	Grateful Undead T-shirt	12
#726	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#127	Greaves of the Murk Lord	3
#64	Green Burlap	1
#151	Green Clover of Justice	12
#76	Green Giant	1
#54	Green Manalishi	64
#30	Green Velvet	3
#86	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	1
#25	Gummi-DNA	137
#60	Hairpiece On Fire	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#6	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	646
#164	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	3
#759	Heimandatz's heart	2
#415	Hell ramen	4
#197	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
#116	Hippy Army MPE	107
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
#27	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	3
#63	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	2
#145	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#176	Hollandaise helmet	44
#75	Humanitini	1
#37	Humpty Dumplings	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#28	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	2
#56	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#215	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	2
#87	Iiti Kitty phone charm	68
#113	Illuminati earpiece	1
#269	Imp Ale	766
#18	Inndya trading card	9
#491	Instant Karma	11
#41	Interview With You (a Vampire)	7
#134	Jack-in-the-box	37
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#79	Jacob's rung	2
#98	Jarlsberg's earring	12
#57	Jarlsberg's key lime	12
#302	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	2
#78	Jefferson wings	3
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#178	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	13
#1016	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#56	Junk-Bond	3
#78	Kashmir sweater	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#55	Kentucky-style derby	4
#61	Kiss the Knob apron	2
#26	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	5
#187	Knob Goblin Mutagen	2
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#64	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	19
#81	Knob Goblin elite helm	83
#109	Knob Goblin elite pants	55
#97	Knob Goblin elite polearm	64
#280	Knob Goblin elite shirt	28
#131	Knob Goblin eyedrops	5
#98	Knob Goblin firecracker	283
#121	Knob Goblin harem pants	56
#122	Knob Goblin harem veil	51
#174	Knob Goblin love potion	95
#105	Knob Goblin lunchbox	17
#124	Knob Goblin melon baller	27
#83	Knob Goblin nasal spray	16
#93	Knob Goblin pants	188
#125	Knob Goblin perfume	32
#45	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	82
#93	Knob Goblin scimitar	175
#111	Knob Goblin seltzer	241
#93	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	4
#431	Knob Goblin spatula	10
#174	Knob Goblin steroids	78
#134	Knob Goblin superseltzer	74
#96	Knob Goblin tongs	197
#64	Knob Goblin visor	264
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#39	Knob lo mein	17
#81	Knob nuts	13
#79	Knob pasty	8
#521	Knob sausage	3
#89	Knob shroomkabob	2
#108	Knob stir-fry	2
#85	Knoll lo mein	2
#168	Knoll mushroom	88
#41	Knoll shroomkabob	56
#68	Knoll stir-fry	4
#725	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#669	LED block	1
#815	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#90	Lars the Cyberian	4
#777	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#520	Let Me Be!	3
#54	Li'l Businessman Kit	6
#145	Lobster qua Grill	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#568	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	48
#838	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	2
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#86	Lumineux Limnio	1
#337	M-242	22
#78	MSG	14
#172	Mace of the Tortoise	3
#191	Mad Train wine	578
#120	Mae West	11
#262	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#8	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	891
#32	Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	1
#194	Manetwich	4
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#43	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
#97	Mark V Steam-Hat	2
#103	Mark of the Bugbear	2
#96	Mark of the Ghost	2
#85	Mark of the Skeleton	3
#129	Mark of the Vampire	1
#51	Mark of the Zombie	5
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#849	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#263	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	8
#72	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	56
#374	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	5
#202	Meat detector	3
#72	Meat maid	3
#65	Meat maid body	7
#430	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	9
#160	Meleegra™ pills	70
#59	Mer-kin breastplate	5
#43	Mer-kin digpick	5
#137	Mer-kin fastjuice	2
#104	Mer-kin healscroll	8
#119	Mer-kin hidepaint	2
#123	Mer-kin hookspear	3
#132	Mer-kin killscroll	3
#105	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
#78	Mer-kin prayerbeads	5
#90	Mer-kin pressureglobe	2
#83	Mer-kin roundshield	2
#53	Mer-kin sneakmask	7
#70	Mer-kin strongjuice	1
#83	Mer-kin takebag	7
#135	Mer-kin thingpouch	2
#82	Mer-kin weaksauce	1
#10	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	115
#374	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	10
#387	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	111
#239	Microplushie: Bropane	55
#342	Microplushie: Dorkonide	10
#231	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	25
#507	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	3
#265	Microplushie: Gothochondria	37
#259	Microplushie: Hippylase	55
#217	Microplushie: Hipsterine	6
#313	Microplushie: Hobomosome	19
#254	Microplushie: Otakulone	60
#258	Microplushie: Raverdrine	33
#309	Microplushie: Sororitrate	32
#206	Milk Studs	18
#185	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	2
#9	Miniborg beeper	58
#12	Miniborg hiveminder	22
#17	Miniborg laser	23
#275	Miniborg stomper	2
#29	Miniborg strangler	15
#121	Missing Eye Simulation Device	2
#275	Misty Cape	4
#319	Misty Cloak	2
#321	Misty Robe	2
#601	Mob Penguin cellular phone	30
#169	Mohawk wig	77
#42	Mohobo	2
#80	Mon Tiki	27
#39	Monstar energy beverage	374
#51	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	1
#35	Morbidda trading card	4
#56	More Humanitini than Humanitini	1
#30	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	6
#136	Mornington crescent roll	1
#80	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	1
#182	Mountain Stream soda	208
#117	Mr. Haggis	22
#462	Mr. Joe's bangles	2
#417	Mr. Mediocrebar	131
#72	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#18	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	2
#26	Mudflap-Girl Ring	3
#91	Muschat	1
#138	NG	10
#437	NPZR chemistry set	5
#114	Nardz energy beverage	8
#83	Nayztameetjoo trading card	2
#89	Necbro wafers	7
#128	Necrotelicomnicon	6
#117	New Zealand iced tea	117
#190	Newbiesport™ tent	20
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#1573	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#22	Nightstalker perfume	91
#30	Nose Ring of Putrescence	2
#216	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	5
#317	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	2
#311	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	2
#65	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	15
#132	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	6
#106	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	9
#23	Nuclear Blastball	173
#43	O'RLY manual	66
🥈	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	1,239
#41	Oh, the Humanitini	6
#95	Oil of Parrrlay	39
#24	Okee-Dokee soda	81
#101	Orcish baseball cap	54
#79	Orcish cargo shorts	55
#123	Orcish frat-paddle	41
#28	Orcish meat locker	33
#95	P.B.L.T.	15
#54	PADL Phone	364
#32	PB&BP	9
#208	PEEZ dispenser	27
#12	PVC staff	2
#35	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	704
#146	Pasta Spoon of Peril	2
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#183	Penultimate Fantasy chest	175
#76	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	21
#110	Pine-Fresh air freshener	34
#50	Plague of Locusts	2
#23	Poison Oak trading card	6
#88	Pokëmann band-aid	13
#50	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	25
#103	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	11
#93	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	7
#24	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	26
#60	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	16
#93	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	12
#81	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	18
#27	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	12
#50	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	16
#39	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	29
#52	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	10
#97	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	16
#55	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	23
#130	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	13
#36	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	27
#193	Polka Pop	1
#67	Polysniff Perfume	17
#21	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	20
#54	Princess Rutabaga trading card	3
#258	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	3
#167	Professor What T-Shirt	3
#132	Psychotic Train wine	2
#17	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	9
#21	Putrid Pendant	2
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#98	Rad Lib	1
#170	Ram's Face Lager	303
#74	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	2
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#34	Red Pill	11
#77	Red Rover BB gun	42
#79	Red X Shield	1
#280	Regular Cloaca Cola	3
#318	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	6
#40	Ring of Fire	2
#36	Ring of the Sewer Snake	2
#710	Rock Pops	74
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#18	Roo trading card	9
#12	Russian Ice	163
#546	SPF 451 lip balm	3
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#1075	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#62	Salsa de las Epocas	1
#92	Saturday Night Special	3
#54	Sazuruk-hai	1
#2542	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#61	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	1
#292	Schrödinger's thermos	94
#190	Senior Mints	50
#357	Sensual Massage for Creeps	4
#21	Serenity trading card	8
#194	Shield of Icy Fate	1
#201	Shivering Chèvre	3
#27	Shot of the Living Dead	16
#8	Silver Bullet beer	220
#114	Sinful Desires	6
#16	Skullhead's Screw	160
#32	Sloe Comfortable Zoo	4
#41	Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	9
#263	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	3
#108	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	12
#91	Sneaky Pete's key lime	7
#222	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	4
#178	Snow Queen Crown	23
#20	Snow Suit	1
#109	Space Tourist Phaser	5
#24	Space Tours Tripple	152
#257	Spam Witch sammich	172
#45	Spirit Precipice	6
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#47	thermos full of Knob coffee	19
#648	thin black candle	122
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#10	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	95
#10	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	74
#9	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	98
#10	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	65
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#366	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	2
#18	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	30
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#7	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	158
#9	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	143
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#11	tiny die-cast killing bird	19
#11	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	68
#7	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	147
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#13	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	70
#175	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	3
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#7	tiny fly glasses	51
#7	tiny goth giant	34
#971	tiny house	59
#382	tiny knife and fork	1
#463	tiny maracas	1
#625	tiny ninja sword	1
#4	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	396
#27	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	336
#6	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	809
#24	tiny plastic Axe Wound	194
#27	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	98
#5	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	454
#18	tiny plastic Beebee King	88
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#10	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	20
#21	tiny plastic Big Candy	10
#5	tiny plastic Black Knight	2,424
#17	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	163
#41	tiny plastic Boss Bat	79
#376	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	3
🥉	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	148
#13	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	191
#54	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	219
#7	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	23
#8	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	187
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#17	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	302
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#19	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	383
#16	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	338
#14	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	483
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#7	tiny plastic MechaElf	31
#19	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	57
#7	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	74
#5	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	726
#22	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	456
#16	tiny plastic Protagonist	613
#16	tiny plastic Queen Bee	89
#278	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	4
#4	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	1,372
#272	tiny plastic Scream Queen	5
#17	tiny plastic Spam Witch	565
#23	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	257
#20	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	172
#21	tiny plastic The Man	178
#7	tiny plastic Toybot	42
#13	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	823
#6	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	728
#7	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	27
#482	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	5
#15	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	628
#26	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	10
#17	tiny plastic accordion thief	117
#109	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#38	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	19
#13	tiny plastic angry bugbear	695
#27	tiny plastic angry goat	805
#6	tiny plastic angry space marine	965
#25	tiny plastic anime smiley	168
#18	tiny plastic animelf	12
#13	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	667
#18	tiny plastic astronomer	322
#30	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	680
#26	tiny plastic barrrnacle	726
#4	tiny plastic batbugbear	1,479
#18	tiny plastic beanbat	448
🥉	tiny plastic bee swarm	1,467
#5	tiny plastic beebee gunners	756
🥉	tiny plastic beebee queue	1,514
#54	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	40
#7	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	895
#4	tiny plastic blazing bat	1,376
#28	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	946
#15	tiny plastic blooper	209
#17	tiny plastic brainsweeper	513
#17	tiny plastic briefcase bat	466
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#5	tiny plastic buzzerker	1,021
#4	tiny plastic cavebugbear	1,003
#9	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	84
#48	tiny plastic cocoabo	261
#62	tiny plastic coffee pixie	177
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#10	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	537
#5	tiny plastic cubist bull	3,330
#20	tiny plastic demoninja	325
#16	tiny plastic disco bandit	259
#17	tiny plastic drunk goat	450
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#7	tiny plastic fax machine	77
#17	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	195
#15	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	666
#8	tiny plastic fire servant	216
#105	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	58
#15	tiny plastic fruit golem	522
#21	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1,172
#38	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	569
#26	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	832
#18	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	485
#76	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	12
#15	tiny plastic goth giant	649
#36	tiny plastic grue	525
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#11	tiny plastic hermit	147
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#4	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	1,367
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#18	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	463
#34	tiny plastic leprechaun	542
#25	tiny plastic levitating potato	854
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#5	tiny plastic moneybee	811
#27	tiny plastic mosquito	861
#6	tiny plastic mumblebee	929
#14	tiny plastic mutant elf	58
#22	tiny plastic ninja snowman	364
#43	tiny plastic pastamancer	54
#6	tiny plastic peacannon	186
#67	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
#29	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	973
#23	tiny plastic sauceror	111
#20	tiny plastic scary clown	300
#22	tiny plastic seal clubber	103
#14	tiny plastic senile lihc	543
#355	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	4
#21	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	350
#6	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	328
#19	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	469
#50	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	277
#24	tiny plastic spooky vampire	244
#27	tiny plastic stab bat	849
#26	tiny plastic star starfish	914
#12	tiny plastic stocking mimic	37
#9	tiny plastic strand of DNA	120
#17	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	474
#21	tiny plastic taco cat	251
#5	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	33
#7	tiny plastic the Free Man	174
#19	tiny plastic topiary golem	247
#17	tiny plastic trollipop	16
#56	tiny plastic turtle tamer	47
#27	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	294
#9	tiny plastic warbear	34
#4	tiny plastic warbear fortress	77
#17	tiny plastic warwelf	190
#16	tiny plastic whitesnake	452
#15	tiny plastic zmobie	421
#133	tiny shaker of salt	14
#27	tiny sombrero	1
#52	tiny top hat and cane	1
#72	tip jar	28
#100	tires	102
#176	titanium assault umbrella	74
#421	toast	2,461
#85	tobiko marble soda	1
#58	tobiko-infused sake	4
#166	tofu casserole	10
#107	tofu stir-fry	1
#67	tofu taco	3
#16	tofurkey gravy	481
#24	tofurkey leg	197
#445	tomato	64
#122	tomato daiquiri	13
#322	tomato juice of powerful power	3
#44	tomb ratchet	47
#52	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	20
#85	tongue depressor	2
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#239	tonic water	1
#109	tooth	38
#394	toothbrush	1
#65	toothsome rock	124
#11	top	717
#356	torn hellseal sinew	11
#54	torquoise	3
#13	torquoise ring	3
#74	tortoboggan	3
#15	tourmalime	235
#604	towel	14
#67	toy Crimbot mega face	1
#16	toy crazy train	334
#8	toy deathbot	135
#24	toy hoverpad	762
#11	toy jet pack	497
#28	toy maglev monorail	28
#285	toy mercenary	26
#728	toy ray gun	11
#32	toy six-seater hovercraft	3
#139	toy soldier	11
#44	toy space helmet	175
#51	toy taijijian	1
#318	toy train	7
#64	toy wheel	100
#35	transporter transponder	377
#478	tree skirt	1
#23	tree-eating kite	1,019
#1037	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#95	triad summoning scroll	1
#29	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	27
#13	trilobite fossil	493
#78	troll britches	4
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#67	true grit	60
#93	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	3
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#248	tube of hair oil	1
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#392	tulip	1
#158	tuning fork	1
#93	turtle pheromones	93
#426	turtle totem	93
#133	turtle wax	4
#57	turtle wax helmet	1
#87	turtle wax shield	1
#168	turtlemail bits	13
#101	turtlemail breeches	1
#111	turtlemail coif	1
#46	turtling rod	3
#55	tuxedo shirt	5
#404	twinkly nuggets	5
#413	twinkly powder	3
#592	twinkly wad	77
#83	twitching claw	37
#82	twitching trigger finger	1
#76	two-handed depthsword	2
#123	ultimate ultimate frisbee	7
#73	ultrafondue	2
#96	unbearable light	2
#158	uncooked chorizo	41
#129	underwater slingshot	1
#240	unearthed potsherd	13
#136	unidentified jerky	215
#43	union scalemail pants	4
#71	unnamed cocktail	6
#154	unnatural gas	1
#179	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	52
#100	unrequired jacket	1
#107	unrolling pin	1
#113	unstable DNA	445
#586	unstable laser battery	59
#76	unstable quark	14
#1355	untamable turtle	1
#183	unused soap	1
#205	unused walkie-talkie	2
#58	unwound clockwork grapefruit	3
#15	urchin roe	3
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#1807	useless powder	2
#324	valuable trinket	282
#110	vampire chowder	6
#129	vampire collar	17
#39	vampire duck-on-a-string	288
#76	vampire pearl	12
#47	vampire pearl earring	1
#12	vampire pearl necklace	3
#18	vampire pearl ring	2
#41	velcro ore	20
#1498	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	2
#131	very overdue library book	4
#54	vial of Gnomochloric acid	2
#58	vial of The Glistening	17
#53	vial of baconstone juice	2
#67	vial of hamethyst juice	1
#94	vial of holy water	13
#253	vial of patchouli oil	2
#38	vial of porquoise juice	7
#8	vibrating cyborg knife	453
#102	viking helmet	158
#22	vinegar	968
#219	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	83
#27	vinyl boots	1
#42	vinyl ore	21
#172	viral DNA	2
#261	vodka and cranberry	9
#58	vodka stratocaster	19
#11	volcanic ash	896
#141	volleyball	1
#601	vorpal blade	4
#179	wad of dough	346
#433	wad of tofu	7
#60	walrus ice cream	3
#73	walrus-tusk earring	15
#586	wang	1
#44	war tongs	99
#188	warbear LP-ROM burner	1
#45	warbear auto-anvil	4
#80	warbear battery	30
#31	warbear bearserker mead	19
#82	warbear beeping telegram	14
#20	warbear blizzard mead	25
#82	warbear breakfast machine assembler	8
#142	warbear drone assembler	4
#12	warbear exhaust manifold	10
#10	warbear exo-arm	13
#21	warbear feasting bread	31
#106	warbear feasting mead	6
#18	warbear foil hat	9
#16	warbear gyro	60
#122	warbear gyrocopter	8
#281	warbear helm fragment	7
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#56	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	21
#169	warbear induction oven	1
#179	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
#199	warbear laser beacon	1
#295	warbear metalworking primer	3
#215	warbear officer requisition box	1
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#363	warbear procedural hilarity drone	2
#381	warbear requisition box	1
#351	warbear robo-camouflage unit	2
#193	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	7
#297	warbear soda machine assembler	1
#80	warbear thermoregulator bread	6
#133	warbear warrior bread	1
#51	warbear whosit	4,890
#52	wasabi marble soda	8
#769	water pipe bomb	9
#219	water purification pills	1
#68	water wings	20
#115	watered-down Red Minotaur	14
#42	waterlogged crate	8
#42	weighted paperclip chain	3
#44	weremoose spit	24
#66	wet stew	6
#65	whalebone corset	30
#22	wheel	94
#41	whip kit	19
#353	whisker pencil	15
#58	whiskey and cola	50
#147	whiskey in a broken glass	11
#78	whiskey sour	37
#243	white Canadian	13
#538	white balloon	3
#1159	white candy heart	1
#482	white chocolate and tomato pizza	4
#48	white chocolate chip brownies	4
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#17	white class ring	701
#187	white collar	9
#67	white hat hacker T-shirt	20
#100	white lightning	212
#293	white picket fence	13
#575	white pixel	25
#81	white rice	36
#104	white satin pants	54
#86	white satin shield	34
#134	white snake skin	100
#122	white snakeskin duster	1
#252	white sword	20
#51	white whip	2
#56	wholeberd	2
#512	wicker shield	1
#46	wiffle-flail	2
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#16	willyweed	186
#173	wind-up Whatsian robot	1
#1752	wind-up chattering teeth	3
#167	wind-up ensign	1
#17	wind-up meatcar	690
#118	wind-up navigation droid	2
#107	wind-up owl	3
#349	windchimes	18
#93	wings of fire	1
#120	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	511
#157	witch hat	5
#86	witch wart	1
#253	witty rapier	13
#33	woim	1
#29	woimbook	1
#73	wok lobster	2
#329	wolf mask	80
#21	wolfman mask	278
#46	wolfskull mask	1
#173	wonderwall shield	8
#79	wood screw	1
#188	wooden axe	4
#16	wooden block	186
#191	wooden figurine	1
#61	wooden salad bowl	2
#95	wooden stakes	33
#106	wool hat	24
#93	world's smallest violin	10
#62	worn tophat	70
#271	worthless gewgaw	22
#234	worthless knick-knack	40
#6	wreath of laurels	109
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#32	wriggling tentacle	3
#171	wussiness potion	107
#1264	x-ray specs	3
#117	yak anorak	2
#72	yak skin	32
#29	yak toupee	5
#109	yakskin buckler	1
#80	yakskin kilt	1
#55	yakskin pants	2
#34	yakskin skirt	2
#180	yam candy	1
#58	yellow brick road	26
#719	yellow candy heart	17
#31	yellow gummi ingot	951
#148	yellow paisley oyster egg	16
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#510	yellow plastic oyster egg	12
#311	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	7
#1479	yellow snowcone	8
#145	yellow striped oyster egg	15
#462	yeti fur	248
#25	yo	287
#886	yo-yo	24
#137	yohohoyo	26
#201	yummy death watch beetle	1
#39	zombie dinosaur egg	3
#161	zombie hollandaise	2

Wow, that's 354,412 items total!

what items are this player missing?