| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #92 | Adventurer bobblehead | 1 |
| #271 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #227 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #220 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #228 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #151 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #245 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #208 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #222 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #221 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #253 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #263 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #168 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #126 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 1 |
| #123 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #347 | D roll | 1 |
| #125 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 1 |
| #1295 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #124 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 1 |
| #281 | Friendliness Beverage | 1 |
| #263 | Game Grid token | 1 |
| #1010 | Goodfella contract | 1 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #949 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
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| #370 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #694 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 2 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
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| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #147 | Roman sadnals | 1 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #492 | Skully's hot chocolate | 1 |
| #63 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #25 | Staff of the Electric Range | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #50 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #239 | Strix stix | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #63 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #286 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #561 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #776 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #265 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 4 |
| #357 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 3 |
| #632 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 4 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 10 |
| #1784 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #146 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 3 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #638 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 6 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #285 | alien drugs | 1 |
| #222 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #107 | alien protein powder | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #944 | bone chips | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #670 | candied bolts | 1 |
| #668 | candied nuts | 1 |
| #72 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #55 | coffee pixie stick | 1 |
| #681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #476 | disintegrating sheet music | 1 |
| #240 | droll monocle | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #736 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #2031 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #63 | finger cuffs | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #789 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #776 | frightful feather | 1 |
| #810 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #1412 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #809 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #153 | gladiator tunica | 1 |
| #47 | glimmering buzzard feather | 1 |
| #64 | glimmering great tit feather | 1 |
| #46 | glimmering penguin feather | 1 |
| #44 | glimmering phoenix feather | 1 |
| #73 | glimmering raven feather | 1 |
| #143 | glimmering roc feather | 1 |
| #89 | government | 1 |
| #261 | government cheese | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #51 | grilled cheese sandwich | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #13 | inflatable baseball bat | 1 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #245 | kiwi beak | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #49 | little parachute guy | 1 |
| #109 | loaf of alien bread | 1 |
| #989 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #59 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #154 | madius | 1 |
| #689 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #226 | non-aged vinegar | 1 |
| #861 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #136 | oyster egg balloon | 1 |
| #741 | palm frond | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #788 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
| #52 | picky tweezers | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #18 | plastic spider ring | 1 |
| #27 | plush alielf | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #71 | pteruges | 1 |
| #843 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #167 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #137 | radiator heater shield | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #139 | rocket fuel | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #202 | salt wages | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #167 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #233 | silent pea shooter | 1 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #70 | solid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #228 | space junk | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #227 | star | 336 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #571 | strange cube | 1 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #12 | stuffed "L" | 1 |
| #3120 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1867 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2663 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1960 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #3053 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3093 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #37 | superduperball | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #324 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 2 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2046 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1102 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 2 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #113 | unsanitized scalpel | 1 |
| #565 | volcanic ash | 1 |
| #479 | warbear battery | 1 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #436 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #650 | warbear whosit | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |