| #4 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 2 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #719 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 4 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #342 | Argarggagarg's fang | 5 |
| #142 | Atomic Comic | 3 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #92 | Barney's rake | 3 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #24 | Boosty Juice | 1 |
| #79 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 21 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #5 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 2 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #266 | CRIMBCO mug | 53 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #356 | CRIMBCO wine | 21 |
| #362 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 7 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #229 | Crimbo pie | 11 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #2636 | Crimbuck | 9 |
| #67 | DNOTC Box | 5 |
| #713 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 8 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #269 | Heimandatz's heart | 6 |
| #8 | Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #150 | Jocko Homo's head | 10 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #949 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #245 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #66 | Ralph IX cognac | 3 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #169 | Safari Jack's moustache | 8 |
| #820 | Schrödinger's thermos | 5 |
| #71 | Skullhead's Screw | 3 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #772 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 2 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #361 | The Cooler Out of Space | 5 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| #91 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 16 |
| #7 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 2 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #804 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 5 |
| #1197 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 3 |
| #820 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 4 |
| #669 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 3 |
| #1079 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 9 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #41 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #93 | Yakisoba's hat | 11 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #669 | adorable seal larva | 4 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #421 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 3 |
| #623 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #608 | antique record album | 3 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #86 | banana milkshake | 1 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #140 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 10 |
| #450 | bath ball gift set | 11 |
| #584 | bindlestocking | 2 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #3060 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #213 | bone aperitif | 2 |
| #590 | bone chips | 15 |
| #195 | bone meal | 2 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #321 | breaded beer | 2 |
| #570 | brine | 33 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #484 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #691 | candy cane | 52 |
| #334 | candy kneecapping stick | 6 |
| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #552 | candy stake | 11 |
| #517 | casino pass | 4 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #117 | clockwork bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #568 | colorful plastic ball | 5 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #317 | cranberry schnapps | 2 |
| 🥈 | deactivated RoboGoose | 1 |
| #15 | deck of lewd playing cards | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1795 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #326 | dill | 115 |
| #257 | easter egg balloon | 73 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #650 | elven cellocello | 27 |
| #654 | elven suicide capsule | 26 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #25 | exclusive club | 2 |
| #311 | fancy chocolate car | 10 |
| #350 | festive sausage | 6 |
| #331 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #475 | fossilized limb | 14 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #451 | fossilized spike | 8 |
| #595 | fossilized torso | 4 |
| #581 | fossilized wing | 3 |
| #372 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #500 | friendly cheez blob | 5 |
| #1329 | fruitcake | 11 |
| #404 | ghost cucumber | 109 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #3304 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #120 | heart of the volcano | 52 |
| #58 | heavy hot sauce | 1 |
| #852 | herringcello | 22 |
| #52 | hideous egg | 26 |
| #384 | holiday cheese log | 5 |
| #249 | intriguing puzzle box | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #421 | licorice garrote | 5 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #202 | macaroni duck | 9 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #396 | motivational poster | 11 |
| #1677 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #720 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 7 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #830 | paperclip | 12 |
| #1536 | passable elf mask | 2 |
| #987 | penguin focaccia bread | 19 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #638 | petrified wood | 11 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #835 | poison pen | 2 |
| #743 | pumpkinhead mask | 7 |
| #5 | puzzling ribbon | 2 |
| #337 | quantum taco | 51 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | rusty piece of rebar | 400 |
| #304 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #17 | shaking skull | 1 |
| #615 | sleeping stocking | 3 |
| #389 | slow jam collection | 11 |
| #207 | soy cordial | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1006 | spooky bark | 2 |
| #1485 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #1100 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #251 | strange cube | 6 |
| #151 | stray chihuahua | 15 |
| #17 | talkative skull | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #107 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #300 | untamable turtle | 7 |
| #254 | unusual disco ball | 9 |
| #316 | vinegar | 123 |
| #771 | wolfman mask | 6 |