| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #19 | BRICKO gargantuchicken | 1 |
| #456 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 4 |
| #254 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #26 | Buddy Bjorn | 1 |
| #10 | Build-a-City Gingerbread kit | 2 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #699 | CRIMBCO scrip | 190 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2140 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #1448 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #1380 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #384 | Crimbo pie | 5 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #17 | D roll | 500 |
| #7 | DIY protonic accelerator kit | 2 |
| #13 | Dear Past Self Package | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #755 | Ent cider | 5 |
| #90 | Gets-You-Drunk | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #57 | M-242 | 299 |
| #89 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 4 |
| #235 | Miniborg beeper | 2 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #1758 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| #24 | Pack of Every Card | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #45 | Rethinking Candy | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #1230 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #90 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 15 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #2403 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #69 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #38 | airplane charter: Spring Break Beach | 1 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #117 | anniversary gift box | 10 |
| #714 | antique record album | 2 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1194 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #640 | battered Crimbo Crate | 14 |
| #395 | beertini | 4 |
| #461 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #751 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #4255 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #485 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 2 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #478 | briefcase | 6 |
| #574 | broken cellular phone | 2 |
| #176 | bubble-wrap simulator | 4 |
| #924 | buckyball | 4 |
| #937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #407 | burnt flower | 1 |
| #89 | burrowgrub hive | 2 |
| #43 | can of Brütalbräu | 2 |
| #1888 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #70 | can of Drooling Monk | 1 |
| #670 | candied bolts | 1 |
| #668 | candied nuts | 1 |
| #2873 | candied yams | 1 |
| #716 | candy brain | 2 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1564 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1484 | canteen of wine | 4 |
| #88 | chakra malt | 2 |
| #39 | charged magnet | 2 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #458 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 3 |
| #63 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 27 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #456 | cookie cookie | 2 |
| #1466 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1180 | corpsedriver | 3 |
| #1219 | corpsetini | 3 |
| #234 | corrupted data | 80 |
| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #178 | cursed piece of thirteen | 6 |
| #51 | damp bar rag | 11 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #13 | detective school application | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #115 | droll monocle | 10 |
| #1125 | dusty Crimbo crate | 4 |
| #4231 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1591 | elven limbos gingerbread | 2 |
| #479 | empty blowgun | 3 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #95 | expensive cigar | 2 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #732 | floaty sand | 7 |
| #135 | foam noodle | 10 |
| #429 | foie gras | 1 |
| #369 | frozen Mob Penguin | 3 |
| #39 | fudge pocket square | 2 |
| #641 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #221 | glass of herbal tequila | 2 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #111 | golden plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1203 | gray bow tie | 2 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #56 | hand of cards | 10 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #209 | handful of numbers | 2 |
| #15 | heart-shaped crate | 1 |
| #544 | hideous egg | 2 |
| #201 | huge bowl of candy | 3 |
| #277 | ice stein | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #181 | inflatable duck | 10 |
| #138 | intriguing puzzle box | 3 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #371 | marshmallow | 50 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #365 | mojo filter | 2 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #1398 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #90 | nastygeist | 20 |
| #231 | obnoxious riddle | 2 |
| #343 | old sweatpants | 210 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #62 | outlaw bandana | 10 |
| #1313 | pail | 3 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #451 | palm frond | 8 |
| #188 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #618 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #143 | parasitic claw | 2 |
| #76 | parasitic headgnawer | 2 |
| #77 | parasitic strangleworm | 2 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1284 | penguin thesaurus | 2 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #2046 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #528 | plastic passion fruit | 2 |
| #80 | pocket ace | 4 |
| #191 | poisonous caviar | 1 |
| #869 | portable corkscrew | 7 |
| #95 | portable table | 10 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #76 | red foxglove | 2 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #1272 | rigid carapace | 3 |
| #269 | roasted marshmallow | 138 |
| #169 | rockfish stomach | 1 |
| #2645 | rogue swarmer | 2 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #18 | seal tooth | 14,366 |
| #232 | shot of mescal | 2 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #155 | sleeve deuce | 10 |
| #16 | snow fort | 2 |
| #170 | soap knife | 1 |
| #70 | solid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #615 | squirming egg sac | 10 |
| #945 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #250 | stolen office supplies | 10 |
| #450 | strange cube | 2 |
| #2260 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2259 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2245 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1370 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 4 |
| #595 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #98 | tiny goth giant | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 2 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Krampus | 2 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 2 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #40 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 2 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #1403 | tofurkey gravy | 5 |
| #1388 | tofurkey leg | 5 |
| #640 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1565 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #503 | tropical orchid | 2 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1445 | twitching claw | 2 |
| #164 | twitching time capsule | 1 |
| #148 | unlocked meat locker | 1 |
| #1387 | unstable DNA | 20 |
| #1533 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #2323 | vibrating cyborg knife | 2 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #938 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #762 | white candy heart | 8 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #96 | wriggling severed nose | 1 |