| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #17 | BRICKO gargantuchicken | 1 |
| #456 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 4 |
| #255 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #26 | Buddy Bjorn | 1 |
| #11 | Build-a-City Gingerbread kit | 2 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #698 | CRIMBCO scrip | 190 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2426 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2141 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #1450 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #1381 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #387 | Crimbo pie | 5 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #16 | D roll | 500 |
| #6 | DIY protonic accelerator kit | 2 |
| #12 | Dear Past Self Package | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #755 | Ent cider | 5 |
| #93 | Gets-You-Drunk | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #456 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #57 | M-242 | 299 |
| #89 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 4 |
| #237 | Miniborg beeper | 2 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #1758 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| #22 | Pack of Every Card | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #45 | Rethinking Candy | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #1232 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| #945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #90 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 15 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #69 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #37 | airplane charter: Spring Break Beach | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #117 | anniversary gift box | 10 |
| #716 | antique record album | 2 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1192 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #641 | battered Crimbo Crate | 14 |
| #398 | beertini | 4 |
| #461 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #752 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #485 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 2 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #477 | briefcase | 6 |
| #574 | broken cellular phone | 2 |
| #177 | bubble-wrap simulator | 4 |
| #924 | buckyball | 4 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #408 | burnt flower | 1 |
| #89 | burrowgrub hive | 2 |
| #42 | can of Brütalbräu | 2 |
| #1889 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #71 | can of Drooling Monk | 1 |
| #669 | candied bolts | 1 |
| #666 | candied nuts | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #716 | candy brain | 2 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1564 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1483 | canteen of wine | 4 |
| #88 | chakra malt | 2 |
| #39 | charged magnet | 2 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #458 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 3 |
| #63 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 27 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #457 | cookie cookie | 2 |
| #1468 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1183 | corpsedriver | 3 |
| #1221 | corpsetini | 3 |
| #234 | corrupted data | 80 |
| #486 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #178 | cursed piece of thirteen | 6 |
| #52 | damp bar rag | 11 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #13 | detective school application | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #115 | droll monocle | 10 |
| #1124 | dusty Crimbo crate | 4 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1589 | elven limbos gingerbread | 2 |
| #480 | empty blowgun | 3 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #95 | expensive cigar | 2 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #731 | floaty sand | 7 |
| #136 | foam noodle | 10 |
| #431 | foie gras | 1 |
| #369 | frozen Mob Penguin | 3 |
| #39 | fudge pocket square | 2 |
| #642 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #221 | glass of herbal tequila | 2 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #112 | golden plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1202 | gray bow tie | 2 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #58 | hand of cards | 10 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #210 | handful of numbers | 2 |
| #15 | heart-shaped crate | 1 |
| #544 | hideous egg | 2 |
| #203 | huge bowl of candy | 3 |
| #275 | ice stein | 1 |
| #2351 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #182 | inflatable duck | 10 |
| #138 | intriguing puzzle box | 3 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1515 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #195 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #372 | marshmallow | 50 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #365 | mojo filter | 2 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #1396 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #1477 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #91 | nastygeist | 20 |
| #231 | obnoxious riddle | 2 |
| #349 | old sweatpants | 210 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #63 | outlaw bandana | 10 |
| #1315 | pail | 3 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #451 | palm frond | 8 |
| #189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #620 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #142 | parasitic claw | 2 |
| #75 | parasitic headgnawer | 2 |
| #76 | parasitic strangleworm | 2 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1303 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1285 | penguin thesaurus | 2 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #531 | plastic passion fruit | 2 |
| #81 | pocket ace | 4 |
| #197 | poisonous caviar | 1 |
| #869 | portable corkscrew | 7 |
| #96 | portable table | 10 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #77 | red foxglove | 2 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #1271 | rigid carapace | 3 |
| #269 | roasted marshmallow | 138 |
| #170 | rockfish stomach | 1 |
| #2643 | rogue swarmer | 2 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #18 | seal tooth | 14,366 |
| #230 | shot of mescal | 2 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #157 | sleeve deuce | 10 |
| #17 | snow fort | 2 |
| #174 | soap knife | 1 |
| #72 | solid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #614 | squirming egg sac | 10 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #251 | stolen office supplies | 10 |
| #451 | strange cube | 2 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1370 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 4 |
| #596 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #99 | tiny goth giant | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 2 |
| #40 | tiny plastic Krampus | 2 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 2 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #43 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 2 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #40 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 2 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #1404 | tofurkey gravy | 5 |
| #1390 | tofurkey leg | 5 |
| #641 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1564 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #503 | tropical orchid | 2 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1443 | twitching claw | 2 |
| #172 | twitching time capsule | 1 |
| #148 | unlocked meat locker | 1 |
| #1385 | unstable DNA | 20 |
| #1544 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #2320 | vibrating cyborg knife | 2 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #939 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #761 | white candy heart | 8 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #95 | wriggling severed nose | 1 |