| #275 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 22 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #119 | BRICKO eye brick | 687 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 2 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #883 | Crimbuck | 858 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #421 | FDKOL commendation | 535 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Holiday Fun! | 305 |
| #6 | Junior Adventurer's merit badge | 1 |
| #61 | LOLmec statuette | 1 |
| #74 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 2 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #6 | Royal scepter | 1 |
| #6 | STYX deodorant body spray | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #14 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 7 |
| #138 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 17 |
| #168 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #855 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 4 |
| #496 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 5 |
| #188 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 5 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #429 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 11 |
| #547 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 8 |
| #112 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 12 |
| #151 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 16 |
| #40 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 7 |
| #340 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 12 |
| #107 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 10 |
| #217 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 12 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 20 |
| #604 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 9 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #115 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 7 |
| #1456 | Valentine | 7 |
| #25 | adorable seal larva | 31 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #26 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 9 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #85 | asbestos crossbow string | 3 |
| #100 | asbestos stick | 2 |
| #68 | asbestos sword hilt | 5 |
| #297 | baggie of powdered sugar | 73 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #177 | boiling seal blood | 10 |
| #190 | bottled day | 1 |
| #5905 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #64 | chrome crossbow string | 4 |
| #110 | chrome stick | 2 |
| #167 | chrome sword hilt | 1 |
| #30 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #47 | cold seal sweat | 33 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #40 | crystalline seal eye | 1 |
| #6 | dwarvish war helmet | 50 |
| 🥉 | dwarvish war kilt | 57 |
| 🥉 | dwarvish war mattock | 41 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #22 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #33 | empty agua de vida bottle | 2,977 |
| #21 | faded green protest sign | 2 |
| #17 | faded red protest sign | 2 |
| #166 | fiery wing | 42 |
| #77 | foetid seal tear | 63 |
| #66 | foon | 6 |
| #49 | friendly cheez blob | 24 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #47 | headless sparrow | 56 |
| #394 | hideous egg | 6 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #517 | length of string | 22 |
| #42 | linoleum crossbow string | 5 |
| #89 | linoleum stick | 2 |
| #50 | linoleum sword hilt | 4 |
| #235 | lovecat tail | 4 |
| #31 | macaroni duck | 25 |
| #53 | mangled squirrel | 56 |
| #292 | mime soul fragment | 10 |
| #409 | molten brick | 3 |
| #54 | note from Clancy | 1 |
| #402 | personalized birthday cake | 4 |
| #9 | pine cone necklace | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #60 | pretty flower | 10,599 |
| #49 | rat carcass | 58 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #28 | red armband | 1 |
| #1012 | red class ring | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #747 | [2108]rock | 5 |
| #81 | rusty metal shaft | 6 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #67 | shady shades | 1 |
| #128 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 2 |
| #85 | smoking grass | 977 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #68 | spectre scepter | 254 |
| #78 | squeaky toy rose | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #331 | strange cube | 4 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #68 | stray chihuahua | 27 |
| #1411 | stringy sinew | 4 |
| #21 | studded sealhide shield | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #138 | tasket | 4 |
| #859 | theoretical string | 10 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #463 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #564 | tooth | 7 |
| #8 | trusty torch | 1 |
| #53 | untamable turtle | 19 |
| #47 | unusual disco ball | 22 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #35 | white elephant gift | 2 |
| #108 | white-label gin | 2 |
| 🥇 | witch's bra | 1 |
| #193 | wooden block | 16 |
| #583 | yellow glowstick | 2 |