| #43 | 1/6th Pound Cake | 1 |
| #72 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
| #92 | 4:20 bomb | 1 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #86 | Abyssal ember | 1 |
| #275 | Alewife™ Ale | 1 |
| #392 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #215 | Atomic Pop | 1 |
| #4 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 2 |
| #1045 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #574 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #503 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #19 | BRICKO gargantuchicken | 1 |
| #112 | BRICKO pearl | 1 |
| #55 | BRICKO trunk | 1 |
| #590 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #56 | Black Hole | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #148 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 1 |
| #568 | Blood Light | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #534 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #293 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| #582 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2098 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #2316 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1 |
| #2425 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2424 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #230 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 1 |
| #90 | Chinese curse words | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #243 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #1237 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #79 | Crazymaker | 1 |
| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #585 | Crimbo pie | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #3213 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #83 | Drac & Tan | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #169 | Elvish delight | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #205 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 1 |
| #1167 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #520 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #1007 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #698 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #12 | Game Grid valued membership card | 1 |
| #182 | GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #679 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #1048 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #102 | Good 'n' Slimy | 1 |
| #64 | Green Burlap | 1 |
| #50 | Green Muslin | 1 |
| #58 | Green Velvet | 1 |
| #340 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #755 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #137 | Gummy Brains | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1145 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #154 | Hell broth | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #89 | Hundred Headed IPA | 1 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| #95 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #56 | Ice-Cold Beerring | 1 |
| #1868 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #120 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 1 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #1208 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1091 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #830 | Knob Goblin steroids | 2 |
| #163 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1 |
| #342 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #455 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #730 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #141 | Lobos Mints | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #262 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #224 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #203 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 1 |
| #530 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #293 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 14 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #890 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #583 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 2 |
| #985 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #999 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1009 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #962 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #16 | MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher | 1 |
| #16 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet | 1 |
| #15 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass | 1 |
| #11 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge | 1 |
| #14 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves | 1 |
| #13 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow | 1 |
| #231 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #83 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 2 |
| #133 | Necbro wafers | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #97 | Northern pemmican | 1 |
| #86 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #368 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #382 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #319 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #741 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #159 | Pain Dip | 1 |
| #1598 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #135 | PlexiPips | 1 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #98 | Rad Lib | 1 |
| #940 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #130 | Rattlin' Chains | 1 |
| #144 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #2658 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #39 | Saison du Lune | 1 |
| #982 | Schrödinger's thermos | 2 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #210 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #538 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #643 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #668 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #778 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #826 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #803 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #470 | The Cooler Out of Space | 2 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #319 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
| #320 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 1 |
| #312 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 1 |
| #306 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #513 | Typical Tavern swill | 3 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #842 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 2 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #126 | Van der Graaf helmet | 1 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #162 | Wax Flask | 1 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #227 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #194 | Ye Olde Meade | 1 |
| #2955 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #335 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #207 | abominable blubber | 1 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #621 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #678 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #1061 | anticheese | 1 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #930 | antique record album | 1 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #1920 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #104 | badass pie | 1 |
| #734 | baggie of powdered sugar | 12 |
| #251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #969 | bananagate | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #138 | beer basted brat | 1 |
| #967 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #571 | beer bong | 1 |
| #172 | beer cartilage | 1 |
| #254 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #671 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #328 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #208 | beer-soaked mop | 1 |
| #787 | beertini | 1 |
| #82 | beery blood | 1 |
| #698 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #233 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #700 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #650 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #669 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #552 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #577 | black pepper | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #632 | black pudding | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #920 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #246 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #198 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #518 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #943 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #943 | bone chips | 1 |
| #52 | boozebomb | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #715 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| #408 | bottle of fire | 1 |
| #1331 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1586 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1261 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1506 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #322 | boulder | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #289 | bowl of lucky charms | 2 |
| #7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #247 | brains casserole | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #297 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #407 | burnt flower | 1 |
| #849 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| #714 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2152 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #555 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #2360 | candied yams | 2 |
| #856 | candy brain | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #27 | candy cane candygram | 1 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1853 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #240 | candy skeleton | 1 |
| #635 | carbonated water lily | 1 |
| #802 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #106 | cheap Chinese beer | 1 |
| #367 | cheap cigar butt | 2 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #204 | cherry pie | 2 |
| #178 | children of the candy corn | 1 |
| #544 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #249 | chocolate disco ball | 1 |
| #714 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #231 | chocolate pasta spoon | 1 |
| #220 | chocolate saucepan | 1 |
| #212 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #212 | chocolate stolen accordion | 1 |
| #168 | chocolate turtle totem | 2 |
| #106 | chocolate-covered caviar | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #578 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #427 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 4 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #985 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #99 | classy monkey | 1 |
| #43 | clockwork detective skull | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #1139 | cog | 1 |
| #73 | cold and sour sauce | 1 |
| #403 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 1 |
| #681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #169 | cool mushroom casserole | 1 |
| #37 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #17 | corrupt club of corruption | 1 |
| #735 | corrupted data | 1 |
| #152 | cotton candy cone | 2 |
| #165 | cotton candy pillow | 1 |
| #141 | cotton candy plug | 1 |
| #120 | cotton candy skoshe | 1 |
| #1242 | cranberries | 1 |
| #168 | cranberry cordial | 1 |
| #486 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #569 | cream stout | 1 |
| #200 | creepy ginger ale | 1 |
| #84 | crystal skull | 2 |
| #389 | cup of primitive beer | 2 |
| #144 | d10 | 1 |
| #164 | d12 | 1 |
| #141 | d20 | 1 |
| #107 | d4 | 1 |
| #109 | d6 | 1 |
| #129 | d8 | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #585 | dance card | 1 |
| #96 | daub-breaker | 1 |
| #139 | day-old beer | 1 |
| #110 | dead lights pie | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #133 | delicious swamp muck | 1 |
| #384 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #1267 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #1848 | disco ball | 1 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #356 | dope wheels | 1 |
| #79 | dripping meat crossbow | 1 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #100 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #465 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #132 | dubious peppermint | 1 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #425 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #229 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #503 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #111 | electric crutch | 1 |
| #548 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #1479 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1946 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #295 | fat bottom quark | 1 |
| #1378 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #736 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #906 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #641 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #153 | fishy fish casserole | 1 |
| #789 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #195 | flower petal pie | 2 |
| #143 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #497 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #431 | foie gras | 1 |
| #67 | foon of foulness | 1 |
| #70 | foon of fulmination | 1 |
| #778 | forbidden sausage | 1 |
| #459 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #776 | frightful feather | 1 |
| #740 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #198 | frostbite-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #91 | frosty halo | 1 |
| #810 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #98 | frozen seal spine | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #209 | fruitfilm | 1 |
| #186 | fry-oil-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #377 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #843 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1415 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #219 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #158 | funky brass fez | 1 |
| #172 | fustulent seal grulch | 1 |
| #196 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #556 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #878 | ghuol guolash | 2 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #172 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #642 | giant moxie weed | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #163 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #131 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #168 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #196 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #181 | gilded ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #287 | glob of green slime | 1 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #86 | glowing esca | 1 |
| #116 | glowing syringe | 1 |
| #99 | gnat lasagna | 1 |
| #98 | gnatloaf | 1 |
| #132 | gnatloaf casserole | 1 |
| #394 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #190 | gold star | 1 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1684 | green beer | 2 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #241 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1009 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #119 | groose grease | 1 |
| #733 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #391 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #197 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #201 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #241 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #190 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #3244 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #390 | handful of honey | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #124 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #58 | heavy hot sauce | 1 |
| #101 | heavy leather-bound tome | 2 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #2084 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #1882 | herringcello | 1 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #74 | holy bomb, batman | 1 |
| #575 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #459 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #74 | hot and sour sauce | 1 |
| #62 | hot cross bow | 1 |
| #684 | hot date | 1 |
| #152 | hot daub | 1 |
| #231 | hot egg | 1 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #184 | hyperinflated seal lung | 1 |
| #559 | hypodermic needle | 2 |
| #171 | ice stein | 2 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1093 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #534 | icy katana hilt | 2 |
| #82 | igloo pie | 1 |
| #163 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #355 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #150 | ingot of seal-iron | 1 |
| #130 | invisibility potion | 1 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #134 | irresistibility potion | 1 |
| #124 | irritability potion | 1 |
| #268 | jabañero pepper | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1295 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1065 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #505 | keg shield | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #250 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #1167 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #201 | leather bookmark | 1 |
| #69 | leechknife | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #179 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #938 | lewd playing card | 1 |
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| #624 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #328 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
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| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #136 | liver and let pie | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #989 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #142 | long pork casserole | 1 |
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| #222 | lotion of stench | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #340 | lunar isotope | 1 |
| #195 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #236 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #834 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #921 | marshmallow | 1 |
| #482 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #210 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #109 | menudo | 2 |
| #1203 | metallic A | 1 |
| #37 | microwave stogie | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #106 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #313 | mixed wildflower greens | 1 |
| #77 | mole skin notebook | 1 |
| #453 | molten brick | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #2028 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1340 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #963 | moxie weed | 1 |
| #152 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #490 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #3704 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #64 | old chum | 1 |
| #2220 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
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| #144 | overpriced "imported" beer | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #137 | oyster egg balloon | 1 |
| #1557 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #927 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #241 | packet of beer nuts | 1 |
| #160 | packet of tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #190 | paint bomb | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #806 | party hat | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #913 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #378 | patchouli oil bomb | 1 |
| #143 | pawn cookie | 1 |
| #224 | peach pie | 1 |
| #207 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #190 | pear tart | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #62 | pebblebräu | 2 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #739 | personal massager | 1 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #104 | pestoblade | 1 |
| #813 | petrified wood | 4 |
| #2032 | phish stick | 1 |
| #321 | pie crust | 1 |
| #206 | piece of after eight | 1 |
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| #594 | pink pony | 1 |
| #71 | piping organ pie | 1 |
| #119 | pirate brochure | 1 |
| #149 | pirate pamphlet | 1 |
| #131 | pirate tract | 1 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
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| #136 | plain old beer | 1 |
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| #63 | plastic cup of flat beer | 1 |
| #529 | plastic ingot | 1 |
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| #17 | plush dogcat | 1 |
| #16 | plush ferrelf | 1 |
| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #17 | plush mutated alielephant | 1 |
| #12 | plush mutated alielf | 1 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
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| #481 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #482 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
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| #513 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #499 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #1087 | poison pen | 1 |
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| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
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| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #74 | poutine pole | 1 |
| #851 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #118 | precious piercing post | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #2038 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #127 | pristine fish scale | 1 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
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| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #268 | pumpkin beer | 1 |
| #63 | pumpkin bomb | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #335 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
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| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #64 | radioactive chew toy | 1 |
| #73 | rainbow bomb | 1 |
| #271 | raisin | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| #222 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #515 | redrum | 1 |
| #309 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #403 | ribbon candy | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #855 | ridiculous sandwich | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #1556 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #823 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #108 | rocky road ice cream | 1 |
| #218 | roll of Hob-Os | 1 |
| #120 | round blue bomb | 2 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
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| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
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| #209 | sea cauliflower | 1 |
| #68 | sebaceous shield | 1 |
| #279 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
| #302 | shard of double-ice | 1 |
| #72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
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| #81 | shining halo | 1 |
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| #264 | shiny tribal beads | 1 |
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| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #69 | shoo-fish pie | 1 |
| #307 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
| #721 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #254 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #411 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 1 |
| #100 | six-rainbow shield | 1 |
| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #78 | sleazy and sour sauce | 1 |
| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #82 | slimy chest | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #57 | smoldering staff | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #236 | snowball | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #747 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #488 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #270 | space jam | 1 |
| #70 | space jam toast | 1 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #1389 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #78 | spooky and sour sauce | 1 |
| #1069 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
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| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1064 | spring | 1 |
| #1057 | sprocket | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #544 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #482 | steamy ruby | 1 |
| #71 | stench and sour sauce | 1 |
| #201 | sterno-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #577 | stick of dynamite | 1 |
| #647 | stinky mushroom | 2 |
| #1394 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #571 | strange cube | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #319 | strawberry pie | 1 |
| #225 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #181 | strawberry-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #918 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
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| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #3137 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3113 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #2345 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1873 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2681 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1966 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3069 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3111 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #207 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2369 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3136 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3108 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2704 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2642 | stuffing | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #804 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #595 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #129 | super ka-bob | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #866 | sweet mochi ball | 2 |
| #177 | sweet rims | 1 |
| #684 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #188 | tankard of ale | 1 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #243 | tasty tart | 7 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #401 | tawdry amethyst | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #53 | tempura cauliflower | 1 |
| #296 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 2 |
| #81 | throbbing organ pie | 1 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #1441 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #583 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #29 | tiny ballet slippers | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #1000 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #102 | tiny bust of Pallas | 1 |
| #33 | tiny cell phone | 1 |
| #34 | tiny do-rag | 1 |
| #185 | tiny fly glasses | 1 |
| #79 | tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker | 1 |
| #99 | tiny goth giant | 1 |
| #1700 | tiny house | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #101 | tiny makeup kit | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #96 | tiny nose-bone fetish | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1417 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1159 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #795 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #881 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 2 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #290 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 2 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1355 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #13 | tiny prop sword | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #266 | tiny slimy cyst | 1 |
| #27 | tiny sombrero | 1 |
| #52 | tiny top hat and cane | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #265 | toe jam | 1 |
| #58 | toe jam toast | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #160 | tofurkey nugget | 1 |
| #394 | toothbrush | 1 |
| #909 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #269 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #60 | traffic jam toast | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #923 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #110 | tropical orchid | 40 |
| #226 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #73 | ultrafondue | 2 |
| #96 | unbearable light | 2 |
| #417 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #106 | used beer | 1 |
| #2411 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #647 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #564 | volcanic ash | 1 |
| #176 | wad of cotton | 17 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #86 | water-polo mitt | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1160 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #276 | white candygram | 1 |
| #1104 | white lightning | 1 |
| #65 | whole roasted chicken | 1 |
| #831 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
| #106 | wok lobster | 1 |
| #1027 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #180 | yam candy | 1 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #1378 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1012 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |
| #104 | your own black heart | 1 |