| #583 | "DRINK ME" potion | 2 |
| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #140 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #95 | Aggressive Carrot | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #864 | BGE merchandise order form | 2 |
| #499 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #450 | BRICKO eye brick | 1 |
| #520 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 3 |
| #49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #38 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #27 | Crepes a la Lune | 1 |
| #676 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #1363 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #359 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #475 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #375 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #473 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #367 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #281 | Game Grid ticket | 1 |
| #263 | Game Grid token | 1 |
| #122 | General Assembly Module | 1 |
| #90 | Gets-You-Drunk | 1 |
| #89 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #422 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 2 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #121 | Holiday Fun! | 1 |
| #798 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 2 |
| #152 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 1 |
| #253 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
| #548 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 4 |
| #129 | Mark of the Vampire | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #118 | Moonds | 1 |
| #23 | Moonshine Mohobo | 7 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #157 | ND | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #611 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 10 |
| #96 | Rad Lib | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #87 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #226 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 1 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #151 | The Necbronomicon | 2 |
| #849 | Time Juice | 7 |
| #318 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1776 | Valentine | 4 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #1713 | Yummy Tummy bean | 61 |
| #333 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #548 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 2 |
| #1455 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1101 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #1445 | battered Crimbo Crate | 2 |
| #723 | beer lens | 1 |
| #330 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #415 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #113 | big slimy cyst | 1 |
| #668 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #693 | black greaves | 1 |
| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #461 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #117 | black velvet box | 5 |
| #517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #493 | blue class ring | 4 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #438 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| 🥈 | bottle of moontan lotion | 492 |
| #323 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 4 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #748 | briefcase | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #588 | canopic jar | 1 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #77 | carrot nose | 1 |
| #178 | children of the candy corn | 1 |
| #54 | chocolate box | 2 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #1565 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #964 | cocoa egg | 3 |
| #1271 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #20 | cryptic puzzle box | 2 |
| #179 | cupcake-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #313 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #189 | deluxe fax machine | 2 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #1623 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1311 | dollhive | 2 |
| #113 | double-ice gum | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #1129 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #1317 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #43 | exactly-three-shaped box | 2 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #46 | fireman's lunch | 1 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #703 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1457 | furry fur | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #640 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #92 | ghost pepper | 1 |
| #1351 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #987 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #171 | ginormous pumpkin | 1 |
| #1107 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #632 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #123 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #178 | hemp net | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #134 | huge pumpkin | 2 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #210 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #849 | lead necklace | 5 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #180 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #932 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #433 | long-stemmed rose | 2 |
| #196 | lost key | 1 |
| #329 | love song of disturbing obsession | 1 |
| #289 | love song of icy revenge | 1 |
| #340 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
| #345 | love song of smoldering passion | 1 |
| #324 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
| #319 | love song of vague ambiguity | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| 🥉 | lunar isotope | 91,753 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #210 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #669 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #7 | moonglasses | 164 |
| #912 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1184 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #493 | party hat | 3 |
| #402 | personalized birthday cake | 4 |
| #787 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
| #544 | petit fortran | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #736 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 11 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #123 | plain brown wrapper | 7 |
| #528 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #1686 | pretty flower | 3 |
| #1168 | probability potion | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #74 | pumpkin beer | 18 |
| #396 | radio button candy | 2 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #121 | recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #26 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #924 | ridiculous cocktail | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2393 | rogue swarmer | 11 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #91 | sandcastle | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #411 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 1 |
| #93 | seared dino steak | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #387 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 2 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
| #217 | sneaky wrapping paper | 1 |
| #969 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #570 | strange cube | 1 |
| #695 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #2547 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
| #2841 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 16 |
| #4519 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 8 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #6261 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #5798 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #5760 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4794 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #5799 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #3610 | stuffed hand turkey | 12 |
| #1919 | stuffed key | 9 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #4939 | stuffed mind flayer | 7 |
| #3052 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #2469 | stuffed monocle | 6 |
| #7878 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #4287 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 9 |
| #5596 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #5314 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5727 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #2647 | stuffed teddy butler | 4 |
| #2661 | stuffed tin of caviar | 4 |
| #2109 | stuffed treasure chest | 6 |
| #5773 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #808 | t8r tots | 1 |
| #773 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #234 | tiny balloon knife | 3 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3339 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #2885 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #3262 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #2497 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #2881 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4004 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3299 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #862 | tiny shaker of salt | 2 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #241 | unused walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #1051 | useless powder | 37 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |
| #552 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |