Museum :: Lorad

Lorad

Rank	Item	Quantity
#98	"DRINK ME" potion	474
#473	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	3
#1437	1-ball	1
#1050	2-ball	2
#885	3-ball	3
#242	30669 scroll	42
#305	33398 scroll	71
#272	334 scroll	23
#220	37x37x37 puzzle cube	1
#889	4-ball	3
#1077	5-ball	2
#99	5-hour acrimony	4
#1426	6-ball	1
#68	64067 scroll	10
#51	668 scroll	42
#718	7-ball	5
#1225	8-ball	8
#626	9-ball	1
#409	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	2
#177	A. W. O. L. commendation	38
#1322	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#835	Angelhair Culottes	1
#724	Angry Farmer candy	78
#789	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#431	Asleep in the Cemetery	4
#82	Atomic Comic	4
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#862	BGE merchandise order form	2
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1446	BGE shotglass	1
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#236	BRAINS shorts	4
#843	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#1398	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	8
#1257	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#287	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	9
#634	Better Than Cuddling Cake	2
#388	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	3
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#453	Bling of the New Wave	3
#502	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#307	Blood Light	12
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#246	Bone's Farm "wine"	8
#843	Bonerdagon necklace	12
#924	Boris's ring	1
#614	Boss Bat bling	5
#1793	Boss Bat britches	4
#934	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	3
#63	Buttery Knob	1
#1117	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2098	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1939	CRIMBCO wine	1
#792	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
#1190	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#153	Chroner	574
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#215	Cloak of Dire Shadows	1
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2465	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#150	Cookbook of the Damned	3
#887	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	2
#367	Corpse Island iced tea	14
#619	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	8
#674	Crimbo Credit	1
#435	Crimbo candied pecan	25
#337	Crimbo fudge	36
#394	Crimbo peppermint bark	28
#345	Crimbo pie	6
#174	Crimbojito	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#360	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#471	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#474	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
#460	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#362	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#459	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
#374	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#366	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#462	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#522	Crown of the Goblin King	48
#137	DNOTC Box	3
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#661	Disco 'Fro Pick	5
#1495	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#337	Drowsy Sword	57
#184	Duskwalker syringe	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#168	Ecto-Cooler	7
#480	El Sombrero De Lopez	5
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#38	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	6
#161	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	4
#125	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	5
#98	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	4
#158	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	2
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#129	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	2
#164	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	6
#190	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	4
#153	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	4
#1469	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#251	FDKOL commendation	2,185
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#521	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#61	Fantasma en la Máquina	91
#708	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	4
#169	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#76	Flaming Knob	1
#32	Flaskfull of Hollow	1,218
#446	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#298	Gaia beads	8
#778	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#788	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#104	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	3
#743	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	3
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#379	Go-Wassail	47
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#657	Green Clover of Justice	3
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#601	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
#759	Heimandatz's heart	2
#197	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
#44	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	2
#30	Hollandaise helmet	745
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#471	Iiti Kitty phone charm	3
#347	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	2
#317	Iron Beta of Industry	28
#165	Jack-in-the-box	32
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#238	Jarlsberg's earring	6
#623	Jocko Homo's head	3
#545	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	2
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#94	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	1
#200	Knob Goblin Mutagen	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#112	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	6
#295	Knob Goblin elite helm	19
#354	Knob Goblin elite pants	13
#378	Knob Goblin elite polearm	12
#555	Knob Goblin elite shirt	7
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#1208	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#172	Knob Goblin harem pants	31
#209	Knob Goblin harem veil	22
#164	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#176	Knob Goblin love potion	94
#215	Knob Goblin lunchbox	7
#249	Knob Goblin melon baller	9
#172	Knob Goblin nasal spray	2
#112	Knob Goblin pants	142
#217	Knob Goblin perfume	16
#200	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	6
#237	Knob Goblin scimitar	60
#150	Knob Goblin seltzer	158
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#551	Knob Goblin spatula	4
#156	Knob Goblin steroids	97
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#189	Knob Goblin superseltzer	47
#208	Knob Goblin tongs	92
#279	Knob Goblin visor	22
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#147	Knob jelly donut	1
#113	Knob lo mein	3
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#151	Knob nuts	4
#162	Knob pasty	3
#646	Knob sausage	1
#88	Knob sausage stir-fry	2
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#725	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
#28	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	125
#415	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	3
#455	Lars the Cyberian	1
#399	Lederhosen of the Night	3
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#135	Li'l Businessman Kit	1
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#330	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	77
#438	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#262	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#154	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	2
#559	Maxing, Relaxing	2
#437	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	3
#403	Meat detector	1
#26	Mer-kin dodgeball	1
#150	Mer-kin healscroll	3
#83	Mer-kin killscroll	8
#105	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
#179	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	11
#228	Misty Cape	6
#210	Misty Cloak	6
#159	Misty Robe	13
#219	Mr. Joe's bangles	7
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#567	NPZR chemistry set	2
#208	Necrotelicomnicon	3
#725	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#850	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	4
#236	Nightstalker perfume	10
#86	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#196	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	6
#211	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	6
#164	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	8
#328	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	1
#313	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	1
#319	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	1
#245	Nuclear Blastball	1
#199	O'RLY manual	2
#872	Orange Star of Sacrifice	2
#676	Orcish baseball cap	2
#526	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#21	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	1,119
#566	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	12
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#815	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#104	Pocket Square of Loathing	1
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#776	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#706	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	2
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#708	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	2
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#699	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	2
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#250	Red Rover BB gun	15
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#30	Rompedores de Fantasmas	115
#56	S.A.V.E. flyer	9
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#1075	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#1139	Scalp of Gorgolok	3
#1050	Schrödinger's thermos	1
#493	Sensual Massage for Creeps	3
#369	Silver Bullet beer	5
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#50	Slippery Knob	1
#190	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	4
#29	Spaghetti with Moonballs	1
#29	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	1
#24	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	1
#22	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	1
#130	Squat-Thrust Magazine	5
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#12	Staff of Holiday Sensations	1
#93	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
#25	Staff of the Electric Range	1
#11	Staff of the Grand Flambé	2
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#34	Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#61	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#121	Staff of the Soupbone	1
#15	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	6
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#627	Summer Nights	2
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#93	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	194
#78	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	237
#248	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#106	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	179
#592	Tales from the Fireside	2
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#69	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#504	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	97
#396	The Art of Slapfighting	2
#509	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	2
#130	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	37
#418	The Cooler Out of Space	3
#788	The Joy of Wassailing	2
#433	The Mariachi's guitar case	4
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
#302	The Necbronomicon	1
#101	The Ring	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#72	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	29
#1056	Thwaitgold bee statuette	2
#1946	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#35	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	646
#31	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	703
#34	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	689
#34	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	656
#361	Tuesday's ruby	5
#328	Ultrasoldier Serum	1
#436	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	4
#260	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	50
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#464	Uncle Romulus	2
#10	Underworld flail	1
#40	Underworld sapling	1
#72	Unspeakable Earring	1
#2089	Valentine	2
#118	Venus flytrap	2
#438	Volartta's bellbottoms	3
#185	Wand of Nagamar	32
#421	Wint-O-Fresh mint	29
#238	Wolfman Nardz	6
#423	Workytime Tea	4
#1120	Yakisoba's hat	1
#199	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	2
#56	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	653
#474	Yellow Moon of Compassion	7
#1327	Yummy Tummy bean	103
#131	Ze™ goggles	27
#440	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	3
#916	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#24	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#1569	adorable seal larva	1
#84	all-purpose flower	2
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#332	ammonite fossil	14
#898	amulet of extreme plot significance	6
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#679	anniversary balloon	1
#477	anniversary gift box	7
#393	annoying pitchfork	7
#103	ant pitchfork	4
#283	ant rake	1
#128	ant sickle	3
#543	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	2
#57	antique accordion	9
#401	antique bottle opener	2
#343	antique painting of a landscape	2
#354	antique pair of blue jeans	2
#607	antique record album	3
#384	antique souvenir drawing	2
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#262	awful poetry journal	576
#185	baby cuddlefish	1
#1325	baby killer bee	3
#183	babycakes	1
#1308	baconstone	5
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#984	badass belt	55
#215	bag of bones	7
#898	ball	6
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#105	balloon shield	1
#312	balloon sword	1
#76	ballpark hot daub	1
#630	ballroom blintz	1
#1147	banana	1
#337	banana cream pie	1
#86	banana milkshake	1
#300	banana peel	13
#285	banana smoothie	2
#251	banana supersucker	1
#341	banana-frosted king cake	9
#158	bananagate	43
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#822	barbed-wire fence	2
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#522	barrrnacle	29
#225	baseball	29
#1426	bath ball gift set	1
#1447	battered Crimbo Crate	2
#375	beach glass bead	8
#287	beach glass necklace	1
#293	bed of coals	3
#698	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#355	bejeweled cufflinks	12
#238	bejeweled pledge pin	25
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#313	belemnite fossil	15
#41	bezoar ring	1
#441	bindlestocking	5
#291	bite-me-red lipstick	60
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#441	black plastic oyster egg	11
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#32	blank diary	4
#246	blank fudge mold	1
#114	blind-packed capsule toy	164
#393	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	1
#737	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	9
#317	blood-faced volleyball	1
#368	blue class ring	7
#667	blue paisley oyster egg	6
#843	blue plasma ball	3
#1032	blue plastic oyster egg	4
#101	blue polka-dot oyster egg	28
#83	blue suede shoes	1
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#36	bone and arrows	1
#301	bone aperitif	1
#943	bone chips	1
#277	bone meal	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#53	bonerang	1
#58	boning knife	1
#395	booty chest charrrm	11
#105	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#953	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#324	bottle of bubbles	33
#177	bottle of fire	64
#349	bottle of goofballs	71
#1073	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#485	bouquet of circular saw blades	2
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#4118	box of sunshine	13
#66	boxing glove on a spring	1
#214	breaded beer	3
#108	brine	140
#89	broken warbear gyrocopter	1
#591	bronze breastplate	1
#394	bronzed locust	3
#543	buckyball	9
#336	bungle in the jungle	2
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#743	burst hellseal brain	2
#147	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	4
#1591	can of Binarrrca	2
#278	can of CRIMBCOLA	8
#477	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	19
#127	candied bolts	7
#558	candied nuts	3
#571	candied yams	16
#1473	candy cane	21
#246	candy kneecapping stick	8
#341	candy knuckles	6
#483	cannonball charrrm	7
#80	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
#1035	canteen of wine	15
#120	cement sandals	7
#844	cheap elven gloves	4
#388	chef's hat	21
#392	chintzy accordion pin	1
#545	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#508	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#370	chintzy seal pendant	2
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#290	chocolate cigar	6
#203	chocolate disco ball	2
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#596	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	2
#151	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	14
#633	chocolate-frosted king cake	2
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#2111	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#662	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#1348	club necklace	5
#1223	cocoa egg	1
#55	coconut shell	1,821
#415	comfy coffin	3
#383	concentrated garbage juice	2
🥉	control crystal	1
#566	cookie cookie	1
#423	cool whip	6
#484	copper ha'penny charrrm	6
#125	corncob pipe	12
#575	corpse on the beach	9
#326	corpsedriver	15
#337	corpsetini	15
#107	corrupted data	224
#486	cranberry schnapps	1
#113	crotchety pants	1
#198	crown-shaped beanie	1
#176	crumbling rat skull	3
#262	crystallized memory	1
#151	cup of infinite pencils	10
#227	cursed black pearl onion	7
#385	cursed bottle of black-label rum	2
#232	cursed bottle of rum	7
#36	cursed breeches	1
#156	cursed cannonball	10
#64	cursed cutlass	1
#356	cursed dirty joke scroll	2
#42	cursed eyepatch	1
#154	cursed piece of thirteen	8
#249	cursed scrunchie	3
#232	cursed sea biscuit	6
#350	cursed voodoo skull	2
#314	cylindrical mold	1
#1025	daisy	1
#18	dark baconstone ring	2
#29	dark hamethyst ring	1
#34	dark porquoise ring	1
#427	deadly lampshade	2
#179	decanter of fine Scotch	1
#1368	delicious salad	6
#925	dense meat stack	6
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#516	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
#907	designer handbag	2
#1147	diamond necklace	6
#682	diamond-studded cane	4
#281	dill	128
#78	disassembled clover	1,625
#96	disco ball	703
#93	disco mask	716
#467	disturbing fanfic	249
#506	divine can of silly string	2
#656	donkey flipbook	1
#398	dope gangsta bling-bling	2
#241	drab sonata	21
#418	draggin' ball hat	13
#25	dried gelatinous cube	1
#465	drop of water-37	1
#196	drum of pomade	7
#46	dry noodles	5,530
#698	drywall axe	16
#138	dungeoneering kit	1
#1576	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#229	eXtreme nose ring	1
#2701	easter egg balloon	6
🥈	eerily silent box	1
#388	effluvious emerald	2
#228	elven limbos gingerbread	57
#950	elven cellocello	21
#920	elven moonshine	8
#617	elven socks	7
#551	elven suicide capsule	29
#193	elven whittling knife	1
#631	enchanted leopard-print barbell	11
#143	enormous hoop earring	10
#74	exactly-three-shaped box	1
#155	expensive cigar	1
#289	extra-see-thru nightie	1
#155	extremely skinny jeans	6
#402	eye-pod	1
#1945	facsimile dictionary	1
#124	fancy ball mask	1
#138	fancy beef jerky	1
#14	fancy black tie	1
#2520	fancy chocolate	1
#206	fancy chocolate car	15
#1417	fancy dress ball	5
#363	fancy opera glasses	11
#14	fancy tophat	1
#16	fancy tuxedo pants	1
#997	felt	9
#309	fertilized ghuol egg	1
#647	festive holiday hat	6
#686	festive sausage	2
#388	fiery wing	1
#724	figurine of a charred seal	2
#193	figurine of a cold seal	33
#148	figurine of a cute baby seal	1
#504	figurine of a shadowy seal	1
#174	figurine of a sleek seal	14
#172	figurine of a slippery seal	10
#510	figurine of a stinking seal	3
#196	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	6
#137	figurine of an ancient seal	6
#182	figurine of an armored seal	1
#86	filigreed hamethyst earring	1
#82	filigreed hamethyst necklace	1
#106	filigreed hamethyst ring	1
#634	filth-encrusted futon	1
#39	fire axe	1
#100	fireball	9
#82	fireman's helmet	1
#86	fishy wand	1
#498	flamin' bindle	1
#237	flaming glowsticks	2
#226	flask of mining oil	4
#336	flask of tainted mining oil	1
#90	floaty rock	1
#987	floaty sand	1
#55	flytrap bezoar	1
#293	foam noodle	3
#307	foetid seal tear	1
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#71	tiny plastic four-shadowed mime	1
#2151	tiny plastic fruit golem	3
#3988	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	4
#3965	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	4
#3342	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	5
#1216	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	6
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#2164	tiny plastic goth giant	3
#4810	tiny plastic grue	3
#1229	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	6
#1833	tiny plastic hermit	3
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#3971	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	4
#963	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	3
#3266	tiny plastic killer bee	5
#1741	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	4
#2879	tiny plastic leprechaun	6
#2888	tiny plastic levitating potato	6
#1465	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	5
#983	tiny plastic moneybee	3
#3974	tiny plastic mosquito	4
#1337	tiny plastic mumblebee	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#963	tiny plastic ninja snowman	8
#4344	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#1137	tiny plastic peacannon	1
#67	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
#4797	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	3
#4466	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#2796	tiny plastic scary clown	2
#4450	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#2171	tiny plastic senile lihc	3
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#3950	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#1126	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	1
#2144	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	3
#2876	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	6
#2825	tiny plastic spooky vampire	2
#6128	tiny plastic stab bat	2
#4890	tiny plastic star starfish	3
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4036	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#2147	tiny plastic taco cat	3
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#684	tiny plastic the Free Man	3
#3859	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#1831	tiny plastic turtle tamer	3
#3840	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#2122	tiny plastic warwelf	3
#2107	tiny plastic whitesnake	3
#2788	tiny plastic zmobie	2
#1124	tiny shaker of salt	1
#703	titanium assault umbrella	5
#981	toast	647
#266	toe jam	1
#522	tofurkey gravy	17
#567	tofurkey leg	15
#37	torquoise ring	1
#154	tourmalime	45
#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
#604	towel	14
#2400	toy crazy train	1
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#2475	toy ray gun	1
#2262	toy space helmet	1
#269	traffic jam	1
#2301	tree-eating kite	4
#377	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#139	trilobite candy mold	1
#240	trilobite fossil	20
#618	tropical orchid	1
#392	tulip	1
#107	turtle totem	718
#131	turtling rod	1
#535	twitching claw	9
#417	unearthly onyx	1
#87	unnatural gas	3
#1645	unstable DNA	12
#246	unused walkie-talkie	1
#1127	unusual disco ball	2
#37	urchin roe	1
#728	urinal cake	1
#1231	valuable trinket	32
#266	vampire pearl	1
#47	vampire pearl earring	1
#44	vampire pearl necklace	1
#45	vampire pearl ring	1
#264	vanilla-frosted king cake	6
#35	velcro paddle ball	1
#890	viking helmet	2
#269	vinegar	142
#141	volleyball	1
#687	walrus-tusk earring	1
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#188	warbear LP-ROM burner	1
#22	warbear accoutrements chunk	206
#186	warbear auto-anvil	1
#106	warbear badge	1
#478	warbear battery	1
#165	warbear bearserker mead	1
#252	warbear bearserker potion	1
#435	warbear beeping telegram	1
#170	warbear blizzard mead	1
#292	warbear breakfast machine assembler	1
#188	warbear chemistry lab	1
#15	warbear dress bracers	1
#16	warbear dress greaves	1
#13	warbear dress helmet	1
#306	warbear drone assembler	1
#42	warbear drone codes	1
#297	warbear empathy chip	1
#199	warbear energy bracers	1
#196	warbear exhaust manifold	1
#188	warbear exo-arm	1
#197	warbear feasting bread	1
#190	warbear feasting mead	1
#210	warbear foil hat	1
#383	warbear gyrocopter	1
#19	warbear helm fragment	206
#192	warbear high-efficiency still	1
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#169	warbear induction oven	1
#179	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
#199	warbear laser beacon	1
#94	warbear liquid lasers	1
#273	warbear liquid overcoat	1
#435	warbear metalworking primer	1
#160	warbear officer requisition box	2
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#422	warbear procedural hilarity drone	1
#87	warbear rejuvenation potion	1
#272	warbear requisition box	8
#419	warbear robo-camouflage unit	1
#431	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	1
#297	warbear soda machine assembler	1
#88	warbear superpotion	1
#156	warbear thermoregulator bread	1
#19	warbear trouser fragment	206
#272	warbear wardance potion	1
#134	warbear warrior bread	1
#623	warbear whosit	3
#275	water wings	3
#95	watered-down Red Minotaur	22
#244	whisker pencil	35
#903	white balloon	1
#486	white class ring	12
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#2055	wind-up chattering teeth	1
#362	wind-up meatcar	31
#130	wine-soaked bone chips	8
#490	wolfman mask	12
#357	wrench bracelet	9
#95	wriggling severed nose	1
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#126	yellow drunki-bear	4
#175	yellow gummi ingot	190
#212	yellow paisley oyster egg	12
#2051	yellow plastic oyster egg	2
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#78	zombie dinosaur egg	1

Wow, that's 80,987 items total!

what items are this player missing?