Museum :: IceColdFever

IceColdFever

Rank	Item	Quantity
#21	5-hour acrimony	691
#409	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	2
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
🥇	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	2
🥇	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	2
🥇	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	2
🥇	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	2
🥇	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	2
🥇	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	2
#275	A. W. O. L. commendation	22
#1321	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#537	Angelhair Culottes	2
#570	Argarggagarg's fang	3
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#242	Atomic Comic	2
#4	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	2
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#441	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	2
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#609	BGE merchandise order form	5
#1378	BGE shotglass	3
#316	BGE tiny plastic toy	4
#177	BRAINS shorts	7
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#534	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	2
#155	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	59
#264	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	9
#161	Bash-Ōs boxtop	7
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#222	Better Than Cuddling Cake	10
#608	Bling of the New Wave	2
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#91	Bohemian rhapsody	7
#140	Bonerdagon necklace	62
#152	Boss Bat bling	21
#80	Boss Bat britches	111
#26	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1,211
#254	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	4
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#164	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	4
#5	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	2
#175	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	4
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#148	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	4
🥉	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	2
#155	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	4
🥉	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	2
🥈	CRIMBCO lanyard	404
#609	CRIMBCO mug	18
#1030	CRIMBCO scrip	55
#1011	CRIMBCO wine	6
#1703	CRIMBCOIDS mints	3
#2424	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#39	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	2
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#45	Chorale of Companionship	2
#476	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#41	Codpiece of the Goblin King	78
#694	Colander of Em-er'il	4
#363	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	15
#350	Crimbo wreath	2
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#1305	Crimbuck	327
#398	Crown of the Goblin King	61
#288	DNOTC Box	1
#780	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	7
#660	Disco 'Fro Pick	5
#82	Disco Banjo	7
#563	Dolphin King's crown	8
#25	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1,248
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#172	Drowsy Sword	105
#244	El Sombrero De Lopez	9
#1468	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#20	Ellsbury's journal	3
#17	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#10	Ellsbury's skull	6
#18	Elron's Explosive Etude	4
#105	FDKOL commendation	7,131
#36	FDKOL hotcakes	220
#586	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	7
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#169	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#198	Frosty's frosty mug	9
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#508	Galapagosian Cuisses	2
#12	Game Grid valued membership card	1
#519	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	2
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#742	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	3
#89	Go-Wassail	237
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#891	Green Clover of Justice	2
#85	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	1
#422	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	2
#354	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	8
#759	Heimandatz's heart	2
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#488	Hodgman's blanket	2
#133	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#145	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#15	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	3
🥈	Ice-Cold Beerring	16
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#143	Iron Beta of Industry	67
#194	Jack-in-the-box	29
#481	Jocko Homo's head	4
#93	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	132
#6	Junior Adventurer's merit badge	1
#85	Kissin' Cousins	7
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#471	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
🥇	LWA ring	1
#261	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	5
#254	Lars the Cyberian	2
#24	Lazybones™ recliner	1
#253	Lederhosen of the Night	5
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#92	Libram of BRICKOs	1
#112	Libram of Love Songs	1
#47	Libram of Resolutions	1
#152	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	143
#24	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1,286
#257	Mace of the Tortoise	2
#261	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#27	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	6
#63	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	48
#44	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	2,968
#875	Microplushie: Bropane	2
#701	Microplushie: Dorkonide	2
#889	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	1
#672	Microplushie: Gothochondria	6
#790	Microplushie: Hippylase	5
#577	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#743	Microplushie: Hobomosome	3
#781	Microplushie: Otakulone	5
#835	Microplushie: Raverdrine	2
#706	Microplushie: Sororitrate	6
#65	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	1
#340	Misty Cape	2
#50	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	1
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#41	My Own Pen Pal kit	1
#122	NPZR chemistry set	50
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#289	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	23
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#70	Orange Star of Sacrifice	24
#154	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	16
#44	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	1
🥈	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	609
🥇	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	2,255
#369	Red Pill	1
#175	Red Rover BB gun	22
#261	Rock and Roll Legend	6
#204	Roo trading card	1
#513	Safari Jack's moustache	3
#1138	Scalp of Gorgolok	3
#50	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	1
#357	Sensual Massage for Creeps	4
#211	Serenity trading card	1
#70	Small Medium	1
#121	Staff of the Soupbone	1
#128	Summer Nights	7
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#45	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	2
#204	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	71
#247	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	61
#248	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#200	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	80
#209	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	14
#7	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	2
#169	Tales of the Word Realms	2
#197	The Art of Slapfighting	5
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#326	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	4
#42	The Cooler Out of Space	59
#90	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	2
#173	The Joy of Wassailing	17
#49	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
#47	The Landscaper's leafblower	2
#29	The Legendary Beat	2
#295	The Mariachi's guitar case	6
#51	The Necbronomicon	4
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#45	The Snake trading card	3
#76	Thorny Toad trading card	2
#778	Thwaitgold bee statuette	3
#171	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	6
#1379	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	2
#1221	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	3
#271	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	18
#231	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	5
#114	Tome of Clip Art	1
#15	Tome of Rad Libs	1
#109	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	1
#935	Travels with Jerry	1
#38	UV monocular	4
#328	Ultrasoldier Serum	1
#33	Unagnimated Gnome	1
#306	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	5
#49	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	438
#363	Uncle Romulus	3
#23	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
#250	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#116	Vial of jus de larmes	1
#600	Volartta's bellbottoms	2
#94	Workytime Tea	25
#510	Yakisoba's hat	3
#365	Yellow Moon of Compassion	9
#109	Ze™ goggles	44
#321	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	4
#426	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	4
🥈	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	4
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#1149	adorable seal larva	2
#137	aerated diving helmet	1
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#85	ammonite fossil	71
#37	angst burger	232
#679	anniversary balloon	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
#2606	anniversary gift box	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#737	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#626	antique bottle opener	1
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#458	antique record album	5
#384	antique souvenir drawing	2
#486	around the world	1
#72	asbestos crossbow string	4
#61	asbestos ore	166
#108	asbestos stick	2
#120	asbestos sword hilt	2
#152	baby killer bee	64
#250	badass belt	146
#141	bag of bones	8
#418	baggie of powdered sugar	44
#898	ball	6
#664	balloon monkey	2
#77	ballpark hot daub	1
#86	banana supersucker	10
#105	bananagate	60
#140	bar skin	107
#961	barbed-wire fence	1
#98	barrrnacle	126
#186	barskin tent	1
#603	bath ball gift set	8
#1662	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#199	beanbag chair	2
#293	bed of coals	3
#239	beer-scented teddy bear	2
#232	beholed bedsheet	4
#138	bejeweled cufflinks	27
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#98	belemnite fossil	60
#36	big glob of skin	6
#39	bindle of joy	3
#86	bindlestocking	23
#56	bit of clingfilm	50
#57	bite-me-red lipstick	247
#28	black pixel	2,082
#108	black snake skin	104
#75	black spot	11
#198	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#370	blind-packed capsule toy	7
#3058	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	3
#318	blood-faced volleyball	1
#131	blue pixel	861
#941	blue plasma ball	1
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#36	blue raspberry troll doll	2
#308	blueberry-frosted king cake	4
#133	bone aperitif	4
#537	bone chips	20
#148	bone meal	3
#53	bonerang	1
#184	booze-soaked cherry	2
#107	bottle of Blank-Out	162
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#39	bottle of bubbles	445
#408	bottle of fire	1
#247	bottle of goofballs	92
#408	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#1073	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#125	bouquet of circular saw blades	11
#2315	box of sunshine	50
#53	boxing-glove-in-a-box	1
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#501	breaded beer	1
#847	brine	15
#79	brown pixel	16
#96	bubblewrap ore	30
#155	bubblin' crude	114
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#1067	buckyball	3
#291	bunny liver	25
#408	burnt flower	1
#400	burst hellseal brain	11
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#270	can of Binarrrca	39
#352	can of CRIMBCOLA	7
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#144	can-you-dig-it?	1
#110	candy cornucopia	1
#1564	candy kneecapping stick	2
#3830	candy stake	1
#976	canteen of wine	18
#1757	capacitor relay	1
#88	cardboard ore	33
#80	cement sandals	10
#289	chainsaw chain	1
#1344	cheap elven gloves	1
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#101	chocolate cigar	16
#458	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	3
#510	chocolate-frosted king cake	3
#52	chrome ore	160
#169	chrome stick	1
#1147	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#27	clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	1
#52	clockwork pirate skull	1
#62	clown skin	157
#214	club necklace	25
#1224	cocoa egg	1
#403	collection of tiny spooky objects	1
#172	colorful plastic ball	302
#160	comfy coffin	7
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#237	corrupted data	79
#246	cottage	1
#80	creepy voodoo doll	2
#96	cursed scrunchie	13
#919	cyborg doll	1
#515	daisy	3
#327	decorative fountain	17
#1477	defective skull	1
#1687	delicious salad	2
#189	deluxe fax machine	2
#64	demon skin	368
#253	designer handbag	11
#376	diamond necklace	16
#857	dill	33
#45	double-ice cap	13
#99	drop of water-37	138
#514	duct tape	66
#111	dull fish scale	87
#96	easter egg balloon	131
🥈	eerily silent box	1
#252	effluvious emerald	5
#133	eggman noodles	1
#62	electronic dulcimer pants	1
#981	elven limbos gingerbread	10
#920	elven moonshine	8
#763	elven socks	5
#195	empty agua de vida bottle	1,051
#44	enchanted fire extinguisher	1
#202	enchanted leopard-print barbell	14
#260	extra-greasy slider	9
#171	extra-see-thru nightie	3
#212	extremely skinny jeans	4
#65	eye of newt	278
#123	facsimile dictionary	74
#79	fairy-worn boots	1
#1985	fake fake vomit	1
#1008	fake plastic grass	1
#87	fancy canapés	5
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#175	fancy opera glasses	24
#699	felt	13
#193	fertilized ghuol egg	2
#1162	festive holiday hat	2
#1174	festive sausage	1
#42	fettucini épines Inconnu	1
#71	fiery wing	135
#439	filth-encrusted futon	2
#560	filthy lucre	68
#416	floaty pebbles	1
#90	floaty rock	1
#257	floaty sand	73
#293	foam noodle	3
#73	forbidden sausage	5
#121	foreign box	1
#611	fossilized limb	7
#382	fossilized spike	10
#673	fossilized torso	2
#1453	friendly cheez blob	1
#285	frigid air mattress	3
#28	frigid fudgepuck	129
#501	frigid mote	1
#100	fudge cube	3
#95	fudge lily	70
#62	fudge pocket square	1
#259	fudge spork	1
#154	fudgecule	16,270
#53	fudgecycle	4
#324	funhouse mirror	1
#79	furry fur	2,602
#422	fuzzy busby	5
#1657	fuzzy dice	4
#190	fuzzy montera	15
#236	garish pinky ring	19
#28	gator skin	216
#41	gauze hammock	6
#54	gearbox necklace	12
#1000	ghost cucumber	31
#551	ghost pickle on a stick	1
#20	ghost trap	98
#114	ghostly body paint	43
#148	giant designer sunglasses	28
#239	giant glass of brandy	2
#24	giant green gummi ingot	47
#172	giant marshmallow	2
#111	giant pinky ring	120
#26	giant red gummi ingot	46
#26	giant yellow gummi ingot	46
#427	gift-a-pult	1
#45	gin-soaked blotter paper	20
#2189	gingerbread bugbear	5
#307	gingerbread house	2
#536	gingerbread mutant bugbear	7
#179	glacial sapphire	4
#224	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#86	gnauga hide	68
#394	goat	1
#629	gold wedding ring	3
#1709	googly eye	4
#70	grape troll doll	1
#57	grass clippings	21
🥉	graveyard snowglobe	226
#632	gray bow tie	10
#882	green balloon	1
#213	green gummi ingot	159
#125	green pixel	715
#5338	grue egg	1
#68	gummi bowtie	1
#512	gyroscope	5
#144	haggis-infused soap	12
#102	hair of the calf	2
#93	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	2
#234	handful of confetti	145
#127	handful of numbers	3
#133	hardened slime belt	1
#44	hardened slime hat	4
#30	hardened slime pants	5
#289	heart necklace	21
#378	heart of the volcano	19
#599	heart-shaped balloon	8
#118	hellseal claw	271
#793	herringcello	23
#120	hideous egg	21
#355	hippopotamus skin	2
#71	hobo fortress blueprints	2
#115	hot egg	2
#201	hot stuffing	1
#306	hovering sombrero	1
#179	huge pumpkin	1
#1025	hyperbolic plasma focuser	1
#1604	iGoogly	1
#139	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1,939
#99	ice-cold Willer	897
#192	ice-cold fotie	186
#708	ice-cold six-pack	6
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#411	inflatable duck	2
#98	ingot of seal-iron	3
#74	innuendo	1
#138	intriguing puzzle box	3
#304	invisible bag	3
#1775	ion grid	1
#1396	irradiated candy cane	4
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#461	jar of fermented pickle juice	3
#405	jar of squeeze	2
#1453	jawbruiser	2
#87	jerky coins	241
#804	knuckle sandwich	20
#109	kumquartz	58
#99	kumquat supersucker	10
#46	leather aviator's cap	1
#41	leathery bat skin	321
#63	leathery cat skin	354
#83	leathery rat skin	136
#491	left half of a heart necklace	1
#1449	length of string	3
#119	leprechaun hatchling	4
#1421	licorice garrote	2
#85	lime supersucker	10
#67	linoleum crossbow string	3
#56	linoleum ore	156
#91	linoleum stick	2
#82	linoleum sword hilt	2
#836	live wire	1
#166	long skinny balloon	63
#570	lovecat tail	1
#1004	macaroni duck	2
#124	makeshift crane	2
#235	mandarina colada with a fly in it	1
#250	maple leaf	2
#17	marine aquamarine	51
#75	meat golem	1
#202	mime soul fragment	16
#108	misfit dolly	1
#107	misfit hobby horse	1
#109	misfit teddy bear	1
#199	molten brick	56
#2027	monomolecular yo-yo	1
#569	motivational poster	7
#500	mugcake	2
#460	mummy costume	12
#72	mummy wrapping	537
#1680	mylar scout drone	1
#73	mysterious chest	1
#169	mysterious present	1
#600	mysterious silver lapel pin	1
#3705	nanite-infested candy cane	1
#1963	nanite-infested fruitcake	3
#139	necrotizing body spray	65
#35	ninja carabiner	18
#35	ninja crampons	17
#37	ninja rope	19
#418	obnoxious riddle	1
#61	obsidian dagger	115
#70	oversized snowflake	1
#1352	oyster basket	2
#73	pack of pogs	231
#131	pair of bolt cutters	13
#57	pair of pearidot earrings	2
#298	palm frond	20
#84	panicked kernel	1
#469	paperclip	90
#141	paperclip sproinger	1
#439	party hat	4
#172	passable elf mask	16
#467	patent leather shoes	14
#142	peanut brittle shield	26
#62	pear supersucker	11
#115	pearidot	55
#45	pebblebräu	3
#244	penguin focaccia bread	40
#779	penguin skin	20
#670	penguin thesaurus	10
#236	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	1
#403	personalized birthday cake	4
#2035	pet rock	2
#1651	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	1
#1882	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	1
#383	petrified wood	21
#1884	phish stick	2
#293	pig-iron bracers	1
#125	pig-iron helm	2
#64	pig-iron shinguards	3
#150	pile of useless robot parts	8
#286	pink candygram	1
#382	pink plastic baby	1
#71	pixel orb	1
#367	plastic Crimbo reindeer	2
#531	plastic passion fruit	2
#910	pocketwatch on a chain	3
#247	pog #01 (spider)	4
#254	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	4
#201	pog #03 (warwelf)	5
#383	pog #04 (skleleton)	2
#318	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	3
#488	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	1
#212	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	5
#495	pog #08 (hellion)	1
#265	pog #09 (pirate)	4
#227	pog #10 (hobo)	5
#498	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	1
#31	pointy red hat	13
#459	poison pen	4
#1318	pork elf goodies sack	2
#107	portable photocopier	58
#1713	possessed top	2
#422	potato sprout	5
#558	potted cactus	2
#272	potted fern	2
#289	powdered candy sushi set	5
#88	powdered sealbone	1
#82	pregnant gloomy black mushroom	2
#263	pregnant mushroom	1
#130	pregnant oily golden mushroom	1
#108	press-on ribs	66
#32	pressurized potion of pneumaticity	1
#623	pretty bouquet	1
#115	pretty flower	4,126
#246	prussian cathouse with a fly in it	1
#321	psycho sweater	1
#139	pulsing flesh	19
#509	pumpkinhead mask	12
#36	puzzling ribbon	1
#51	raisin	13
#2247	razor-tipped yo-yo	1
#115	really dense meat stack	41
🥈	record of infuriating silence (used)	1
🥉	record of menacing silence (used)	1
🥈	record of tranquil silence (used)	1
#1005	recursive spline reticulator	1
#222	red drunki-bear	1
#216	red gummi ingot	159
#80	red pixel	323
#326	red plastic baby	1
#155	red-and-green sweater	20
#1107	reverse-oscillating klystron	1
#416	rewinged stab bat	1
#564	rib of the Bonerdagon	3
#58	ridiculous belt	1
#924	ridiculous cocktail	1
#72	ridiculous earring	1
#744	ridiculous sandwich	10
#65	ridiculous sunglasses	1
#164	rigid carapace	20
🥈	ring of cold resistance	3,986
#182	rockin' wagon with a fly in it	1
#2137	roll of toilet paper	2
#192	rough fish scale	1
#241	rubber WWBD? bracelet	24
#443	rubber WWJD? bracelet	16
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#461	sabre-toothed lime cub	1
#74	salamander spleen	277
#75	sandwich of the gods	24
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#111	scary death orb	1
#103	scissor duck	1
#25	sealhide belt	5
#8	sealhide buckler	44
#26	sealhide cloak	5
#23	sealhide gloves	5
#24	sealhide hood	5
#22	sealhide leggings	5
#23	sealhide moccasins	5
#173	sealhide snare	2
#24	sealhide whip	5
#80	secret from the future	2
#1088	servomechanical torsion facilitator	1
#134	sewer nuggets	250
#105	shard of double-ice	131
#314	shredded hellseal hide	14
#28	silver keg	2
#95	six tiny wedges of goat cheese	19
#94	skate skin	8
#238	slap and tickle with a fly in it	1
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#102	slime convention coupons	2
#77	slime convention flyers	3
#82	slime convention pin	2
#67	slime convention swag bag	12
#108	slime convention t-shirt	2
🥉	slippery when wet shield	1
#707	slow jam collection	5
#106	smoking grass	831
#148	snailmail bits	1
#40	snowball	65
#182	solid gold bowling ball	103
#16	sorority girl's box	2
#58	soul doorbell	8
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#35	soul mask	1
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#354	stainless steel solitaire	8
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#643	stick	3
#1520	stick-on-a-string	1
#70	stinky cheese ball	1
#252	strange cube	6
#71	strawberry supersucker	10
#110	strawberyl	60
#539	stray chihuahua	5
#330	string of Crimbo lights	2
#1931	stringy sinew	1
#110	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	251
#528	stuffed Cheshire bitten	80
#570	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	77
#119	stuffed Meat	265
#2345	stuffed alien blob	2
#435	stuffed angry cow	92
#391	stuffed astral badger	101
#489	stuffed baby gravy fairy	90
#907	stuffed can of asparagus	2
#77	stuffed carpenter	3
#497	stuffed cocoabo	83
#69	stuffed crazy bastard sword	115
#905	stuffed dodecapede	2
#1538	stuffed doppelshifter	5
#593	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	76
#587	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	79
#955	stuffed ghuol whelp	1
#2498	stuffed gray blob	2
#627	stuffed hand turkey	73
#93	stuffed martini	100
#502	stuffed mind flayer	86
#135	stuffed mink	248
#132	stuffed monocle	243
#370	stuffed ninja snowman	12
#142	stuffed porpoise	1
#471	stuffed scary death orb	90
#99	stuffed shoulder parrot	174
#430	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	96
#489	stuffed snowy owl	84
#515	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	86
#770	stuffed spooky mushroom	11
#423	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	96
#149	stuffed teddy butler	217
#136	stuffed tin of caviar	231
#2306	stuffed treasure chest	4
#586	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	77
#179	stuffed walrus	1
#553	stuffed yo-yo	1
#777	stuffed zmobie	1
#75	stuffed-shirt scarecrow	1
#111	styrofoam ore	26
#256	sucker hakama	1
#219	sucker kabuto	1
#83	sucker scaffold	122
#102	sucker tachi	2
#132	superheated fudge	33
#502	sweet mochi ball	8
#83	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	7
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#223	tangarita with a fly in it	1
#155	tasket	3
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#295	tawdry amethyst	2
#2033	teddy bear	1
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#52	teflon ore	14
#1434	theoretical string	1
#124	thermos of brew	4
#169	throbbing rage gland	2
#181	throwing bone	6
#140	throwing wrench	16
#353	tin cup of mulligan stew	3
#107	tin rations	2
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#1416	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	1
#1155	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	1
#1160	tiny plastic Beebee King	1
#203	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	2
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#796	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
#149	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	3
#1326	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	1
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#1156	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#3080	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	2
#2896	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	2
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#1327	tiny plastic Father McGruber	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#1357	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	1
#778	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#593	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	2
#225	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	2
#1317	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	1
#1139	tiny plastic Queen Bee	1
#772	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
#1340	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#1121	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#1375	tiny plastic angry space marine	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#1358	tiny plastic batbugbear	1
#1361	tiny plastic bee swarm	1
#1366	tiny plastic beebee gunners	1
#1349	tiny plastic beebee queue	1
#4480	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#1354	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	1
#1328	tiny plastic blazing bat	1
#1342	tiny plastic bugaboo	1
#1345	tiny plastic buzzerker	1
#1357	tiny plastic cavebugbear	1
#333	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	3
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#569	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	2
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#3909	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#1130	tiny plastic fire servant	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#1340	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	1
#4838	tiny plastic levitating potato	3
#1343	tiny plastic moneybee	1
#1337	tiny plastic mumblebee	1
#579	tiny plastic mutant elf	2
#1137	tiny plastic peacannon	1
#1126	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#534	tiny plastic strand of DNA	2
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#1120	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#3846	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#447	toast	2,252
#266	toe jam	1
#1139	tooth	2
#1398	toothsome rock	5
#1238	top	3
#377	torn hellseal sinew	10
#767	tortoise's blessing	1
#143	tourmalime	48
#1590	toy hoverpad	1
#269	traffic jam	1
#3145	tree-eating kite	1
#658	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#139	trilobite candy mold	1
#79	trilobite fossil	73
#1132	tropical wrapping paper	1
#8	trusty torch	1
#170	turtle wax	2
#135	turtlemail bits	20
#93	twitching claw	33
#173	unearthly onyx	6
#1066	unstable DNA	35
#968	untamable turtle	2
#867	unusual disco ball	3
#134	unwound clockwork grapefruit	1
#511	urinal cake	2
#36	velcro ore	29
#637	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	14
#855	vinegar	33
#47	vinyl ore	14
#141	volleyball	1
#251	voodoo snuff	6
#655	wad of cotton	3
#474	water wings	1
#151	waterlogged crate	1
#80	whisker pencil	94
#630	white balloon	2
#192	white picket fence	20
#109	white pixel	588
#62	white snake skin	237
#108	white-label gin	2
#27	wind-up meatcar	438
#371	windchimes	15
#390	witch hat	2
#33	woim	1
#590	wolfman mask	10
#932	wooden block	2
#166	woven baling wire bracelets	6
#126	wrench bracelet	27
#29	wumpus hair	58
#1454	x-ray specs	1
#182	yak skin	6
#211	yellow gummi ingot	159
#201	yeti fur	1,309
🥇	yield shield	1
#2204	yo	1
#2364	yo-yo	1
#75	your own black heart	7

Wow, that's 78,816 items total!

what items are this player missing?