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| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
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| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #78 | Coilyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #1199 | Corpse Island iced tea | 3 |
| #342 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #455 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #368 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
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| #382 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
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| #369 | Red Pill | 1 |
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| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
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| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #328 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #585 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
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| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
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| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #689 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #212 | chocolate stolen accordion | 1 |
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| #1424 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #1027 | corpsetini | 4 |
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| #1622 | dill | 1 |
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| #561 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
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| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #162 | facehugging alien | 4 |
| #295 | fat bottom quark | 1 |
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| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
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| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
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| #62 | giant diamond ring | 1 |
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| #500 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
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| #679 | guitar pick | 2 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #627 | hideous egg | 1 |
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| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
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| #896 | lime | 1 |
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| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
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| #288 | philosopher's scone | 1 |
| #1281 | plot hole | 1 |
| #502 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #481 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #482 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #495 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #513 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #499 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #224 | pointy red hat | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #736 | quantum taco | 3 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #1022 | red class ring | 1 |
| #222 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #796 | red pixel | 1 |
| #662 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #846 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
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| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
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| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #1001 | star | 1 |
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| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #3136 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
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| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #1000 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #99 | tiny goth giant | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
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| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
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| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
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| #2305 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #1642 | vinegar | 1 |
| #76 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |