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| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
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| #366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
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| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
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| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
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| #160 | facehugging alien | 4 |
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| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #223 | pointy red hat | 1 |
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| #733 | quantum taco | 3 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #1012 | red class ring | 1 |
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| #794 | red pixel | 1 |
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| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
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| #2410 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #1414 | skeleton bone | 1 |
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| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
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| #449 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #1002 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
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| #76 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
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