Museum :: ShawnD

ShawnD

Rank	Item	Quantity
#136	"caramel" orange	13
#239	1952 Mickey Mantle card	1
#450	A. W. O. L. commendation	11
#413	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#2231	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#836	Angelhair Culottes	1
#241	Atomic Comic	2
#110	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	7
#100	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	8
#864	BGE merchandise order form	2
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#88	BGE shotglass	48
#92	BGE temporary tattoo	8
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#503	BURT	19
#845	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#292	Bash-Ōs boxtop	4
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#49	BittyCar HotCar	1
#911	Bling of the New Wave	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#1678	Boss Bat bling	1
#96	Bruno's blessing of Mars	2
#587	Bulky Buddy Box	5
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#583	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#481	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#1055	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#181	CRIMBCO lanyard	3
#1267	CRIMBCO mug	5
#1702	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1270	CRIMBCO wine	4
#289	CRIMBCOIDS mints	8
#2140	CRIMBCOLOAF	2
🥇	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#1038	Cold Hots candy	2
#42	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	54
#132	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#182	Crimbo Credit	67
#113	Crimbo Factory surprise box	26
#836	Crimbo candied pecan	9
#160	Crimbo candle	1
#155	Crimbo dinner	1
#717	Crimbo fudge	12
#690	Crimbo peppermint bark	12
#82	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#351	Crimbo wreath	2
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#276	Crimbonium fuel rod	3
#334	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	5
#154	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	2
#391	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	3
#409	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	2
#163	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	2
#352	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	4
#375	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#357	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	4
#307	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	6
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#3107	Crimbuck	2
#28	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	31
#1538	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#1696	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#38	Driplet	1
#1041	Drowsy Sword	13
#169	Elvish delight	1
#827	FDKOL commendation	9
#519	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#123	FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	2
#147	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	1
#838	Feynman gate	10
#343	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	2
#249	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#368	Galapagosian Cuisses	3
#590	Go-Wassail	24
#695	Goodfella contract	11
#1142	Heimandatz's heart	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#407	Iron Beta of Industry	19
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#878	Jocko Homo's head	2
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#916	Knob Goblin firecracker	5
#309	LED block	4
#1063	Let Me Be!	1
#26	License To Kill	2
#450	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	60
#260	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#132	Mer-kin cookiestove	13
#689	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	4
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#1331	Mob Penguin cellular phone	7
#164	Mr. Accessory	1
#399	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	16
#663	Orange Star of Sacrifice	3
#465	Pink Heart of Spirit	2
#407	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	5
#444	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	3
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#443	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	3
#589	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	2
#877	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#434	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	3
#409	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	5
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#666	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	2
#708	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	2
#408	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	5
#321	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	6
#2659	Rock Pops	1
#98	Roman sadnals	3
#70	Rubee™	64
#241	Safari Jack's moustache	6
#887	Schrödinger's thermos	4
#1318	Senior Mints	1
#122	Skullhead's Screw	1
#615	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#773	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	6
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#82	Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	1
#76	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	1
#67	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	1
#363	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	37
#827	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	1
#276	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	53
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#168	Tales of the Word Realms	2
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#702	The Mariachi's guitar case	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#1203	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	2
#71	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	7
#426	Thwaitgold ant statuette	3
#317	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	2
#835	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#358	Thwaitgold bug statuette	3
#1013	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#980	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	1
#543	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	9
#149	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	1
#1201	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	3
#1041	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	3
#66	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	5
#910	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	5
#150	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	3
#404	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	4
#261	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#441	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	1
#267	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	6
#703	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	5
#367	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	3
#373	Thwaitgold slug statuette	11
#1386	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	6
#686	Thwaitgold termite statuette	7
#127	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
#518	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#129	Time Bandit Time Towel	1
#274	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	2
#305	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	1
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#1251	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#584	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	13
#22	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#617	Wint-O-Fresh mint	16
#382	Wolfman Nardz	2
#161	Workytime Tea	13
#1117	Yakisoba's hat	1
#1613	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#211	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	6
🥉	abyssal battle plans	1
#185	adorable seal larva	11
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#595	ammonite fossil	6
#92	ancient oil painting of yourself	2
#187	ancient poisoned dart	8
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#47	antique Canadian lantern	4
#458	antique hand mirror	4
#116	antique nutcracker figurine	2
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#692	atomic vector plotter	3
#2044	baconstone	2
#3572	badass belt	11
#97	bag of gross foreign snacks	6
#1313	ball	3
#172	ballast turtle	1
#251	banana supersucker	1
#968	bananagate	1
#25	barrel-aged eggnog	1
#1193	bath ball gift set	2
#1166	battered Crimbo Crate	4
#448	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#533	belemnite fossil	7
#631	bi-lateral logic compressor	3
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#1018	bit of clingfilm	3
#180	black Crimbo ball	4
#138	blank diary	1
#391	blind-packed capsule toy	5
#188	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	74
#2977	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	4
#365	blue class ring	7
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#943	bone chips	1
#52	bone crusher	1
#54	bonsai tree	1
#499	borg sock monkey	3
#202	bottle of Blank-Out	71
#164	bottle of Crimbognac	1
#376	bottle of Mystic Shell	2
#409	bottle of fire	1
#120	bottle of goofballs	179
#117	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	4
#191	bottled day	1
#95	bottled green pixie	1
#296	boulder	2
#4	box of Gratitude chocolates	4
#59	bread man	6
#160	bread pie	1
#248	brine	76
#72	broken high-temperature mining drill	1
#177	bubble-wrap simulator	4
#924	buckyball	4
#99	bugbear detector	1
#77	bunny liver	137
#227	burrowgrub hive	1
#463	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#1890	can of CRIMBCOLA	2
#131	can of depilatory cream	1
#547	can of fake snow	1
#957	can of spinach	1
#302	candied bolts	5
#288	candied nuts	5
#3286	candy cane	4
#2001	candy kneecapping stick	1
#1032	candy knuckles	3
#3830	candy stake	1
#804	canteen of wine	26
#1034	capacitor relay	8
#1389	carbon nanotube frame	4
#508	cement sandals	2
#78	centurion helmet	1
#129	chakra-mental wine	1
#590	cheap elven gloves	7
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#697	cheap toaster	3
#70	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	1
#579	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
#865	chunk of depleted Grimacite	10
#21	circle drum	1
#1147	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#95	club sandwich	4
#274	collection of tiny spooky objects	5
#880	commemorative war stein	1
#663	computronic processing unit	3
🥉	control crystal	1
#122	cookie cookie	5
#293	corned-beef Reuben	2
#184	corrupted data	117
#97	cotton candy plug	3
#69	cotton candy smidgen	5
#216	cranberry margarita (brackish)	1
#22	crystal belt buckle	1
#213	crystalline cheer	527
#418	cyborg doll	4
#1825	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#233	cylindrical mold	3
#580	delicious salad	71
#384	deluxe fax machine	1
#974	dense meat stack	5
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#516	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
#300	dill	121
#279	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	1
#213	disco horoscope (Aries)	3
#276	disco horoscope (Cancer)	1
#211	disco horoscope (Gemini)	3
#209	disco horoscope (Leo)	3
#278	disco horoscope (Libra)	1
#241	disco horoscope (Pisces)	2
#272	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	1
#243	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	2
#223	disco horoscope (Taurus)	3
#278	disco horoscope (Virgo)	1
#275	discocktail	6
#670	dollhive	10
#58	donated booze	445
#37	donated candy	724
#67	donated food	382
#402	drop of water-37	4
#1518	duct tape	8
#1219	dusty Crimbo crate	3
#1829	easter egg balloon	12
🥈	eerily silent box	1
#388	effluvious emerald	2
#2833	eggnog	1
#136	eggwater	4
#117	eldritch effluvium	948
#62	electronic dulcimer pants	1
#1149	elven limbos gingerbread	7
#950	elven cellocello	21
#978	elven moonshine	7
#378	elven socks	12
#162	elven squeeze	27
#610	elven suicide capsule	27
#194	elven whittling knife	1
#1101	empty agua de vida bottle	8
#131	eternal car battery	1
#726	evil googly eye	5
#1510	evil teddy bear	5
#157	executive mime flask	7
#175	faded green protest sign	1
#145	faded red protest sign	1
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#1829	fancy chocolate	2
#1538	fancy chocolate car	6
#126	fat bottom quark	17
#2392	felt	1
#115	festive egg sac	1
#432	festive holiday hat	10
🥈	festive warbear bank	1
🥉	fiberglass fingerguard	4
#8	fiberglass frock	2
#641	figurine of a stinking seal	1
#422	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	1
#853	fire	5
#39	fire axe	1
#692	[2426]fire flower	1
#82	fireman's helmet	1
#127	flask of mining oil	27
#179	flask of tainted mining oil	34
#64	flour cookie	6
#731	flute of flat champagne	2
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#548	fossilized spike	5
#638	fossilized torso	3
#628	fossilized wing	2
#100	freezerburned ice cube	3
#127	freshwater fishbone	1
#348	fricasseed brains	2
#1033	friendly cheez blob	2
#346	frigid fudgepuck	8
#377	fudge bunny	1
#565	fudge lily	5
#259	fudge spork	1
#793	fudgecule	325
#178	fudgecycle	1
#108	future drug: Coolscaline	14
#143	future drug: Muscularactum	7
#106	future drug: Smartinex	16
#294	fuzzy busby	10
#550	fuzzy dice	9
#241	fuzzy earmuffs	11
#206	fuzzy montera	13
#698	gearbox necklace	1
#370	ghost cucumber	119
#225	ghost of a necklace	21
#3305	gingerbread bugbear	2
#3042	gingerbread horror	2
#308	gingerbread house	2
#1336	gingerbread mutant bugbear	4
#436	gingerbread robot	3
#61	gingerbread wine	1
#110	gladiator tunica	3
#95	glob of salty molasses	27
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#429	gold wedding ring	11
#1800	golden ring	39
#1547	googly eye	5
#33	gooified animal matter	331
#41	gooified mineral matter	282
#35	gooified vegetable matter	273
#70	grape troll doll	1
#348	gray bow tie	20
#798	green candy heart	5
🥉	green face paint	1
#607	green gummi ingot	28
#73	grilled mooseflank	38
#215	grue egg	101
#171	gummi ammonite	1
#165	gummi belemnite	1
#170	gummi trilobite	1
#163	gummi turtle	4
#617	gyroscope	4
#240	haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	1
#112	hambrosier	1
#182	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	1
#1607	handful of confetti	23
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#1395	heart of the volcano	2
#1592	helmet turtle	3
#639	herringcello	26
#191	high-energy mining laser	5
#506	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	5
#115	hot egg	2
#89	huge Crimbo cookie	3
#252	hushed puppy	2
#781	hyperbolic plasma focuser	2
#573	iGoogly	31
#1919	immense cyborg hand	2
#553	incredibly creepy marionette	5
#149	ingot of seal-iron	1
#249	intriguing puzzle box	2
#708	ion grid	15
#835	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	2
#16	iron chain	1
#978	irradiated candy cane	5
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#316	java cookie	3
#531	jawbruiser	5
#65	jellyfish gel	9
#579	jerky coins	29
#41	jingle bell	1
#506	killer rag doll	5
#1392	killing feather	34
#1688	kite	2
#678	knuckle sandwich	28
#897	kumquartz	1
#144	lab-grown meat	5
#2488	laser-broiled pear	9
#815	lavender candy heart	5
#58	leather bookmark	14
#178	leftover Crimbo rations	1
#662	licorice root	1
#233	lime supersucker	1
#155	liquid ice	1
#162	liquid shifting time weirdness	4
#24	little red book	1
#133	loadstone	7
#840	logic synthesizer	10
#990	lollipop stick	1
#241	lotion of sleaziness	1
#218	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
#1003	macaroni duck	2
#1038	mafia aria	12
#235	mandarina colada with a fly in it	1
#1086	marionette	1
#251	marionette collective	3
#921	marshmallow	1
#128	mime army camouflage kit	1
#72	mime army challenge coin	1
#19	mime army infiltration glove	1
#22	mime army insignia (cryonics)	1
#25	mime army insignia (espionage)	1
#24	mime army insignia (infantry)	1
#25	mime army insignia (intelligence)	1
#26	mime army insignia (morale)	1
#17	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	1
#38	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	1
#18	mime army insignia (sanitation)	1
#36	mime army shotglass	2
#153	mime army superserum	1
#73	mime pocket probe	1
#580	mime soul fragment	1
#85	miming boots	1
#100	miming corduroys	1
#93	miming gloves	1
#106	misfit hobby horse	1
#128	moist Crimbo spices	32
#242	molten brick	40
#716	monomolecular yo-yo	58
#175	mooseflank	13
#911	motivational poster	3
#74	muffled muffuletta	5
#991	mummy costume	1
#380	mylar scout drone	13
#445	mysterious silver lapel pin	2
#2526	nanite-infested candy cane	3
#3217	nanite-infested eggnog	1
#3327	nanite-infested fruitcake	1
#2028	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	3
#25	nasty-smelling moss	1
#171	nega-mushroom	9
#120	negative lump	1,000
#870	night-vision goggles	2
#40	nuclear stockpile	1
#490	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	3
#231	obnoxious riddle	2
#3384	obsidian dagger	1
#779	old sweatpants	74
#83	oldcake	4
#139	orange leather lanyard	1
#435	orange peel hat	1
#131	orcish nailing lube	8
#157	ornate picture frame	14
#33	overloaded micro-reactor	334
#71	pacification grenade	1
#665	pack of pogs	14
#807	pair of bolt cutters	4
#135	paperclip	352
#103	paperclip cape	1
#99	paperclip pants	1
#141	paperclip sproinger	1
#101	paperclip-on tie	1
#364	parasitic claw	1
#228	parasitic headgnawer	1
#233	parasitic strangleworm	1
#190	parasitic tentacles	1
#414	passable elf mask	10
#560	patent leather shoes	11
#892	pearidot	1
#1106	penguin focaccia bread	17
#364	penguin thesaurus	19
#116	peppermint eel sauce	88
#443	peppermint tailings	2
#213	perl necklace	3
#408	personal massager	36
#52	personalized coffee mug	1,136
#248	petit 4.1	4
#429	petit fortran	2
#384	petrified wood	21
#332	phish stick	3
#127	physiostim pill	10
#19	pine cone	1
#132	plain candy cane	4
#81	plain snowcone	1
#368	plastic Crimbo reindeer	2
#182	plastic ingot	33
#333	pocketwatch on a chain	8
#248	pog #01 (spider)	4
#370	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	2
#295	pog #03 (warwelf)	3
#305	pog #04 (skleleton)	3
#321	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	3
#390	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	2
#313	pog #08 (hellion)	3
#228	pog #10 (hobo)	5
#377	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	2
#834	poison pen	2
#120	poisonsettia	10
#1721	polyalloy shield	2
#1172	portable corkscrew	3
#58	portable dam	2
#210	portable photocopier	32
#722	possessed top	8
#63	pottery yo-yo	1
#437	powdered candy sushi set	4
#690	prehistoric spear	5
#155	primitive candy cane	3
#1009	procrastination potion	4
#123	projectile chemistry set	10
#244	prussian cathouse with a fly in it	1
#321	psycho sweater	1
#1294	pulsing flesh	2
#61	quantum nanopolymer spider web	6
#71	quantum of familiar	6
#820	quantum polarity inducer	2
#325	quantum taco	59
#88	radiator heater shield	4
#1303	rag doll	1
#271	raisin	1
#1537	razor-tipped yo-yo	3
#760	recursive spline reticulator	2
🥈	red and green rain stick	1
🥉	red face paint	1
#599	red gummi ingot	28
#135	respected companion biscuit	1
#843	reverse-oscillating klystron	2
#147	ridiculous cocktail	11
#72	ridiculous earring	1
#806	rigid carapace	6
#94	ring of Detect Boring Doors	8
#64	ring of telling skeletons what to do	1
#1250	roasted marshmallow	5
#439	roboduck-on-a-string	3
#130	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	1
#114	robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	1
#150	robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	1
#600	robotronic egg	47
#486	[2108]rock	9
#1152	rogue swarmer	48
#279	rose	1
#231	ruby on canes	3
#120	runny icing	21
#223	rusty chain necklace	14
#97	salt wages	62
#91	salty gumdrop	27
#1716	sawblade fragment	32
#363	sawblade shield	8
#479	seal-blubber candle	1
#681	servomechanical torsion facilitator	3
#532	shredded hellseal hide	5
#172	shushed potatoes	3
#69	silent A	1
#138	silent B	1
#59	silent C	1
#63	silent D	1
#57	silent E	1
#77	silent F	1
#64	silent G	1
#135	silent H	1
#203	silent I	1
#173	silent J	1
#46	silent K	1
#149	silent L	1
#191	silent M	1
#69	silent N	1
#242	silent O	1
#212	silent P	1
#87	silent Q	1
#62	silent R	1
#69	silent S	1
#65	silent T	1
#64	silent U	1
#75	silent V	1
#123	silent W	1
#186	silent X	1
#67	silent Y	1
#121	silent Z	1
#416	skull of the Bonerdagon	1
#938	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#806	sleeping stocking	1
#213	slime-soaked brain	1
#388	slimy fermented bile bladder	7
#262	slimy sweetbreads	33
#1063	slow jam collection	2
#278	smoked potsherd	1
#346	smoking grass	165
#1119	snake	1
#29	snake skin	41
#1348	sock monkey	1
#112	soggy gingerbread chunk	35
#125	solid gold bowling ball	146
#107	solid gold jewel	5
#418	solid gold pegleg	6
#49	solid shifting time weirdness	2
#37	sparking robo-battery	333
#1134	sparkler	1
#1388	spectral pickle	1
#168	spectre scepter	160
#105	spirit mattress	4
#189	spirit pillow	1
#136	spirit sheet	2
#192	spiritual candy cane	2
#190	spiritual gingerbread	2
#1485	spooky eggnog	4
#1094	spooky felt	7
#1478	spooky hockey mask	1
#659	spooky length of string	15
#858	spooky sap	4
#915	spooky stuffing	5
#441	spooky toy wheel	11
#484	spooky wooden block	14
#67	sprinkles	2,140
#205	squirming egg sac	72
#6	stained glass shield	1
#8	stained glass suspenders	1
#797	stainless steel scarf	4
#22	stainless steel shillelagh	34
#220	stainless steel skullcap	11
#691	stainless steel slacks	6
#1861	stainless steel solitaire	1
#792	stainless steel suspenders	5
#105	stapler bear	1
#549	stick	4
#686	stick-on-a-string	5
#234	still-beating spleen	1
#571	strange cube	1
#939	strange shiny disc	1
#225	strawberry supersucker	1
#918	strawberyl	1
#1330	stray chihuahua	1
#331	string of Crimbo lights	2
#1091	stringy sinew	7
#1831	stuffed alien blob	3
#743	stuffed gray blob	34
#236	stuffed red and green pepper (stale)	1
#2642	stuffing	1
#377	sturdy Crimbo crate	45
#776	sub-molecular interocitor	2
#96	sucker bucket	2
#54	sucker hakama	3
#80	sucker kabuto	2
#419	sucker scaffold	18
#102	sucker tachi	2
#87	super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	24
#451	superheated fudge	6
#140	surgical apron	1
#502	sweet mochi ball	8
#242	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#137	synthetic dog hair pill	1
#377	synthetic stuffing	23
#1593	teddy borg	2
#418	theoretical string	35
#530	throwing wrench	8
#108	tie-dyed fannypack	1
🥇	time sleigh	1
#937	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	1
#951	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	1
#947	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	1
#185	tiny fly glasses	1
#98	tiny goth giant	1
#651	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#3986	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#3177	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#266	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#8186	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#220	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#622	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#4312	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#4234	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#2899	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#577	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#282	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#173	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#473	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	2
#2764	tiny plastic Hellion	2
#168	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#2783	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	2
#214	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#3860	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3871	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#1336	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	1
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#3904	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#2948	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#237	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#1119	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	1
#302	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#4540	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#1732	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#4021	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#8208	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#1371	tiny plastic angry space marine	1
#243	tiny plastic animelf	1
#2802	tiny plastic astronomer	2
#2789	tiny plastic beanbat	2
#4474	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#4839	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	3
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#8217	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#264	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#3935	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#3875	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#6180	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	2
#6153	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	2
#3902	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#3859	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#4595	tiny plastic hermit	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#8123	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#8064	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#6168	tiny plastic leprechaun	2
#8100	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#3835	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#4848	tiny plastic mosquito	3
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#2801	tiny plastic ninja snowman	2
#6131	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	2
#4463	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#1558	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#8221	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#8155	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#6165	tiny plastic star starfish	2
#585	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4038	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#225	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#3858	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#313	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#3869	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#1864	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#709	tooth	5
#1400	toothsome rock	5
#765	top	6
#665	torn hellseal sinew	2
#909	tourmalime	1
#1202	toy crazy train	5
#477	toy deathbot	2
#884	toy hoverpad	10
#1689	toy jet pack	2
#418	toy maglev monorail	3
#2127	toy mercenary	1
#1815	toy ray gun	2
#44	toy sixgun	3
#702	toy soldier	2
#1722	toy space helmet	2
#1384	toy train	1
#88	traditional Crimbo cookie	10
#85	transparent nog	4
#183	transporter transponder	4
#1789	tree-eating kite	8
#257	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	5
#139	trilobite candy mold	1
#425	trilobite fossil	10
#600	tropical paperweight	1
#1132	tropical wrapping paper	1
#1261	twitching claw	3
#86	twitching time capsule	6
#442	unearthed potsherd	2
#74	unfinished fruitcake	4
#163	universal biscuit	4
#613	unstable DNA	86
#1239	unstable laser battery	41
#304	untamable turtle	7
#662	unusual disco ball	4
#87	useless powder	3,917
#1693	valuable trinket	12
#1778	vibrating cyborg knife	4
#774	vinegar	42
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#759	wad of cotton	2
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#176	wand of pigification	3
#100	warbear LP-ROM burner	2
#255	warbear accoutrements chunk	12
#186	warbear auto-anvil	1
#351	warbear battery	5
#79	warbear bearserker potion	23
#320	warbear beeping telegram	3
#26	warbear blizzard mead	23
#218	warbear breakfast machine assembler	2
#109	warbear chemistry lab	2
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#200	warbear energy bracers	1
#121	warbear exhaust manifold	2
#117	warbear exo-arm	2
#65	warbear feasting bread	12
#124	warbear foil hat	2
#271	warbear gyrocopter	3
#188	warbear helm fragment	30
#287	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	2
#101	warbear induction oven	2
#72	warbear jackhammer drill press	3
#124	warbear laser beacon	2
#9	warbear long johns	1
#296	warbear metalworking primer	3
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#8	warbear party pants	1
#7	warbear plain ushanka	1
#209	warbear procedural hilarity drone	6
#421	warbear robo-camouflage unit	1
#322	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	3
#217	warbear soda machine assembler	2
#164	warbear trouser fragment	38
#202	warbear wardance potion	5
#244	warbear whosit	618
#16	warehouse key	35
#37	waterlogged bootstraps	1
#160	waterlogged cloth	2
#148	waterlogged metal	3
#173	waterlogged stuffing	1
#137	waterlogged wood	1
#67	wet venom duct	6
#1538	wheel	1
#155	white Crimbo ball	7
#302	white class ring	27
#1058	white snake skin	1
#8	wicker knickers	1
#506	wind-up meatcar	15
#440	wine-soaked bone chips	1
#238	worthless gewgaw	29
#264	worthless knick-knack	31
#220	worthless trinket	26
#421	wrench bracelet	7
🥈	wrought-iron whisk	2
#685	wussiness potion	8
#617	yellow gummi ingot	27
#1254	yo	5
#1656	yo-yo	5
#102	yule pup	1

Wow, that's 20,648 items total!

what items are this player missing?