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| #6 | A Light that Never Goes Out | 107 |
| #777 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 3 |
| #179 | CSA bravery badge | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #12 | Dear Past Self Package | 1 |
| #29 | Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog | 1 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #653 | FDKOL commendation | 42 |
| 🥈 | FDKOL hotcakes | 7,397 |
| #781 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 3 |
| #133 | Freddy Kruegerand | 50 |
| #264 | Game Grid token | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #891 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #5 | History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX | 1 |
| #92 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #43 | Libram of Pulled Taffy | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #67 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
| #142 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 4 |
| #20 | Temps Tempranillo | 39 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #24 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #611 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 3 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #464 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| #47 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #8 | adventurer clone egg | 3 |
| #1453 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #424 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 3 |
| #581 | antique hand mirror | 2 |
| #535 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #933 | antique record album | 1 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #25 | antique spyglass | 3 |
| #9 | avatar of the Unconscious Collective | 1 |
| 🥈 | bag of bones | 361 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #182 | borrowed time | 1 |
| #191 | bottled day | 1 |
| #7456 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1409 | chaos butterfly | 7 |
| #46 | chaos popcorn | 11 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #32 | deactivated nanobots | 1 |
| #32 | dead guy's memento | 1 |
| #238 | drop of water-37 | 37 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #27 | foggy glass globe | 1 |
| #6 | gremlin juice | 2,721 |
| #4 | handful of bees | 157 |
| 🥇 | handful of numbers | 181 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #182 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #128 | home robotics kit | 8 |
| #24 | intricate clockwork disc | 1 |
| #35 | intricate clockwork egg | 3 |
| #7 | ivory cue ball | 50 |
| #40 | jar of psychoses (Jick) | 3 |
| #79 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 17 |
| #195 | lost key | 1 |
| #263 | mime soul fragment | 11 |
| #77 | mole skin notebook | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #155 | petrified time | 3 |
| #397 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #8 | pool cue | 2,036 |
| #82 | pressurized potion of perception | 1 |
| #80 | pumpkin | 25 |
| #10 | pumpkin pie | 105 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #123 | recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #126 | recording of Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #139 | recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 1 |
| #121 | recording of Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #118 | recording of Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #51 | recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto | 1 |
| #144 | recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| 🥈 | round green sunglasses | 446 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| 🥈 | sinister ancient tablet | 3 |
| #115 | sinister-looking cat | 4 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #122 | spooky sound effects record | 1 |
| #44 | squirmy violent party snack | 2 |
| #572 | strange cube | 1 |
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| #804 | theoretical string | 11 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #60 | time's arrow | 13 |
| #221 | towel | 42 |
| #172 | twitching time capsule | 1 |
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| #122 | unearthly onyx | 11 |
| #34 | very overdue library book | 32 |
| #215 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
| #381 | warbear requisition box | 1 |