Museum :: Simon the Mystificator

Simon the Mystificator

Rank	Item	Quantity
#362	"DRINK ME" potion	27
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#57	1,970 carat gold	31
#107	11-leaf clover	2
#128	5-Alarm Saucepan	3
#626	9-ball	1
#409	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	2
#100	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	2
#159	ASCII shirt	15
#98	Accordion of Jordion	1
#878	Ancient Saucehelm	3
#61	Ankh of Badahnkadh	9
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#1135	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#354	BRICKO brick	45
#217	BRICKO eye brick	144
#2034	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	5
#36	Ben-Gal™ Balm	530
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#137	Bjorn's Hammer	3
#909	Bling of the New Wave	1
#51	Blue Diamond of Honesty	10
#888	Bonerdagon necklace	11
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#613	Boss Bat bling	5
#222	Boss Bat britches	58
#285	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	13
#1058	Bulky Buddy Box	2
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#583	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#35	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#115	CRIMBCO lanyard	5
#690	CRIMBCO mug	15
#483	CRIMBCO scrip	500
#547	CRIMBCO wine	14
#507	CRIMBCOIDS mints	6
#786	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#1123	Cloaca grenade	7
🥉	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#1211	Codpiece of the Goblin King	5
#1481	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#448	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	5
#191	Corpse Island iced tea	28
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#426	Crimboween memo	23
#86	Crimbuccaneer breeches	1
#169	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	11
#51	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	2
#73	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
#7	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	145
#65	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	2
#64	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	2
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#37	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	17
#155	Crown of the Goblin King	121
#236	D roll	23
#67	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	8
#314	Deactivated O. A. F.	2
#463	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	13
#1168	Disco 'Fro Pick	3
#136	Disco Banjo	4
#191	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	19
#152	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	91
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#72	Dolphin King's crown	52
#332	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	11
#91	Dramatic™ range	17
#167	Drowsy Sword	107
#1514	Dyspepsi grenade	2
#60	Eau de Guaneau	10
#809	El Sombrero De Lopez	3
#75	El Vibrato power sphere	22
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#138	Elf Army machine parts	6
🥈	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	1
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	1
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	1
#68	Elf Guard MPC	4,141
#42	Elf Guard broom	1
#14	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	23
#64	Elf Guard hangover cure	1
#59	Elf Guard hotpants	2
#68	Elf Guard insignia (private)	2
#41	Elf Guard mouthknife	7
#42	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	8
#56	Elf Guard patrol cap	2
#85	Elf Guard payroll bag	4
#58	Elf Guard red and white beret	1
#33	Elf Guard strategic map	3
#62	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	19
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#346	Elmley shades	2
#75	Feynman gate	162
#508	Galapagosian Cuisses	2
#237	Game Grid ticket	5
#104	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	3
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#552	Gnollish flyswatter	3
#103	Gnollish toolbox	68
#151	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	3
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#118	Green Clover of Justice	14
#1149	Heimandatz's heart	1
#671	Hodgman's blanket	1
#69	Holiday Multitasking	1
#205	Hollandaise helmet	27
#156	Inner Strength	3
#120	Instant Karma	92
#285	Jarlsberg's earring	5
#881	Jocko Homo's head	2
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#407	Knob Goblin love potion	25
#238	Knob Goblin lunchbox	6
#183	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	8
#347	Knob Goblin steroids	27
#343	Knob pasty	1
#472	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
#156	LED block	10
#414	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	3
#457	Lars the Cyberian	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#515	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	53
#473	M-242	12
#173	Mace of the Tortoise	3
#156	Mae West with a fly in it	2
#1177	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	4
#77	Mark V Steam-Hat	4
#72	Meat maid	3
#111	Meat maid body	2
#214	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	38
#40	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	68
#346	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#57	Mint Yulep	3
#121	Misty Cape	18
#68	Misty Cloak	28
#134	Misty Robe	18
#1332	Mob Penguin cellular phone	7
#48	Necrotelicomnicon	19
#224	New Zealand iced tea	30
#435	Newbiesport™ tent	2
#477	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	2
#194	Orcish meat locker	2
#1002	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	6
#68	Pasta Spoon of Peril	4
#82	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	19
#817	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#187	Pokëmann band-aid	1
#149	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	9
#168	Rainbow's Gravity	1
#208	Red Pill	2
#16	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	45
#449	Rock and Roll Legend	2
#89	SPF 451 lip balm	25
#52	Sangria de Menthe	2
#2543	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#217	Schrödinger's thermos	101
#45	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	2
#285	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	5
#127	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	8
#93	Super Weight-Gain 9000	2
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#197	The Art of Slapfighting	5
#402	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	3
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#78	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	66
#4	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	1
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#704	The Mariachi's guitar case	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#1206	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	2
#137	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	3
#838	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#244	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	3
#989	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	1
#990	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	3
#1409	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	2
#100	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	1
#320	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	1
#1440	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	2
#627	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	1
#216	Thwaitgold slug statuette	25
#956	Thwaitgold spider statuette	1
#1499	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	5
#129	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
#321	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	2
#937	Travels with Jerry	1
#99	Typical Tavern swill	127
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
#916	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#375	Wand of Nagamar	14
#494	Warm Subject gift certificate	76
#167	Wax Flask	1
#1955	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#108	Wolfman Nardz	15
#423	Workytime Tea	4
#511	Yakisoba's hat	3
#11	Yellow Moon of Compassion	72
#440	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	3
#281	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	7
#163	acoustic guitarrr	27
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#1573	adorable seal larva	1
#163	agua de vida	15
#15	ancient Elf dessert spoon	4
#67	ancient cursed foot locker	5
#581	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	10
#117	anniversary gift box	10
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#570	annoying pitchfork	4
#113	anti-anti-antidote	62
#178	anticheese	65
#95	antique nutcracker figurine	3
#125	asbestos crossbow	6
#95	asbestos staff	6
#180	asbestos sword	4
#894	astral mushroom	4
#1619	astronaut pants	2
#154	atomic vector plotter	29
#1851	baby killer bee	1
#499	baconstone	16
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#727	badass belt	70
#97	bag of lard	11
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#241	balloon monkey	7
#655	banana peel	1
#94	bananarama bangle	1
#218	banjo strings	1
#731	barbed-wire fence	3
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#76	barnacle-encrusted sweater	1
#329	barrrnacle	48
#667	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	3
#350	bath ball gift set	14
#24	battered Crimbo Crate	955
#126	beaten-up Chucks	4
#184	beautiful rainbow	1
#111	beer-scented teddy bear	7
#126	bejeweled accordion strap	2
#1067	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#12	bi-lateral logic compressor	319
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#110	black eyedrops	7
#241	black kettle drum	3
#54	black mana	8
#243	black paisley oyster egg	19
#201	black pixel	165
#129	black plastic oyster egg	29
#602	black polka-dot oyster egg	8
#670	black snowcone	2
#64	blackberry combat boots	8
#137	blank diary	1
#198	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#298	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	21
#237	blood of the Wereseal	2
#40	blue class ring	116
#759	blue glowstick	1
#187	blue paisley oyster egg	16
#138	blue pixel	780
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#433	blue plastic oyster egg	11
#82	blue polka-dot oyster egg	31
#752	blue snowcone	2
#230	blue striped oyster egg	18
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#61	boot knife	3
#89	booze-soaked cherry	7
#367	bottle of Blank-Out	28
#175	bottle of Mystic Shell	5
#45	bottle of antifreeze	16
#218	bottle of goofballs	102
#408	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#110	bottle of pirate juice	7
#65	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	6
#117	bottled day	2
#204	box of Pokëmann band-aids	1
#5013	box of sunshine	7
#321	breaded beer	2
#312	briefcase	17
#49	broken beer bottle	2
#696	broken cellular phone	1
#66	bronze breastplate	28
#50	browser cookie	5
#248	bubbly potion	63
#249	buckler buckle	1
#787	buckyball	5
#666	bunch of bananas	3
#194	bus pass	2
#1109	can of Binarrrca	6
#735	can of CRIMBCOLA	5
#10	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	200
#840	can of Red Minotaur	2
#117	can of black paint	3
#100	can of maces	11
#67	can of spinach	25
#627	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	14
#52	candied beef and cabbage	1
#642	candied yams	14
#717	candy brain	2
#68	candy cane	606
#41	candy egg deviler	1
#1465	candy knuckles	2
#816	candy stake	8
#140	canteen of wine	143
#18	capacitor relay	988
#7	carbon nanotube frame	4,410
#168	casino pass	22
#131	catsup	2
#324	cement sandals	3
#5	chalk chlamys	1
#123	chaos popcorn	1
#334	cheap elven gloves	13
#167	cheap toaster	11
#64	cheap wind-up clock	23
#703	chewing gum on a string	2
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#66	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	31
#70	chocomotive	8
#189	chrome crossbow	4
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#203	chrome staff	3
#154	chrome sword	6
#621	chunk of depleted Grimacite	15
#394	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#102	clockwork hat	1
#127	clockwork key	12
#134	clockwork maid	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#201	cloudy potion	91
#42	clovermint	1
#219	cog	142
#124	cog and sprocket assembly	5
#680	colorful plastic ball	1
#150	comfy pillow	3
#186	computronic processing unit	21
🥉	control crystal	1
#604	cool mushroom	2
#125	cool whip	62
#60	corned beet	6
#206	corpse on the beach	25
#248	corpsedriver	20
#250	corpsetini	20
#698	corrupted data	2
#316	cranberry schnapps	2
#35	crate of fish meat	1
#336	cream pie	2
#143	crossbow string	2
#261	crystallized memory	1
#115	cube of billiard chalk	3
#322	cursed cannonball	2
#460	cursed sea biscuit	1
#432	cursed voodoo skull	1
#286	cyborg stompin' boot	6
#178	dark potion	101
#891	dead guy's watch	3
#613	delicious salad	59
#189	deluxe fax machine	2
#341	demon skin	27
#217	denim axe	2
#439	dense meat stack	143
#98	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	4
#159	disco ball	378
#392	disco mask	90
#254	discocktail	9
#670	disembodied brain	2
#14	disintegrating sheet music	2,095
#191	distilled fortified wine	14
#405	divine blowout	8
#426	divine can of silly string	7
#358	divine champagne flute	11
#446	divine champagne popper	1
#342	divine cracker	7
#419	divine noisemaker	6
#1263	doll house	2
#219	dollhive	46
#279	donkey flipbook	3
#586	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#245	drywall axe	57
#83	duct tape	626
#990	dusty Crimbo crate	6
#1937	easter egg balloon	11
#121	effervescent potion	156
#288	effluvious emerald	4
#100	eggnog	183
#345	electrical thingamabob	10
#391	elven limbos gingerbread	34
#1052	elven cellocello	19
#574	elven moonshine	17
#508	elven socks	9
#1176	elven suicide capsule	16
#193	elven whittling knife	1
#80	emergency margarita	1
#142	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	101
#1307	empty agua de vida bottle	1
#469	empty meat tank	4
#1117	enchanted leopard-print barbell	4
#219	epic wad	2
#180	especially salty dog	2
#341	evil googly eye	12
#1029	evil teddy bear	10
#95	expensive cigar	2
#253	facsimile dictionary	41
#250	fairy gravy boat	4
#198	fake blood	6
#1985	fake fake vomit	1
#1791	fake hand	1
#1008	fake plastic grass	1
#138	fancy beef jerky	1
#761	fancy but probably evil chocolate	8
#411	fancy chocolate car	7
#1303	fancy dress ball	6
#342	fat stacks of cash	27
#499	felt	18
#141	fermenting powder	37
#354	festive holiday hat	12
#62	fetid feather	205
#303	fez of etymology	1
#425	figurine of a charred seal	7
#779	figurine of a cold seal	3
#446	figurine of a sleek seal	5
#1349	fire	2
#113	[2426]fire flower	10
#199	fizzy potion	97
#63	flaming feather	222
#378	flaming glowsticks	1
#229	flaming mushroom	12
#79	flange	36
#57	flirtatious feather	137
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#691	floaty sand	9
#496	foam noodle	1
#274	fortune cookie	7
#378	fossilized baboon skull	1
#630	fossilized limb	6
#502	fossilized torso	6
#148	freezerburned ice cube	2
#278	freightcake	2
#1456	friendly cheez blob	1
#61	frightful feather	199
#153	frilly skirt	34
#50	frozen feather	236
#328	frozen mushroom	7
#98	frozen seal spine	1
#1329	fruitcake	11
#674	fudgecule	613
#782	funky dried mushroom	1
#280	fuzzy busby	11
#238	fuzzy dice	15
#156	fuzzy earmuffs	20
#493	fuzzy montera	2
#1387	ghost cucumber	10
#132	ghost of a necklace	49
#66	giant book of ancient carols	2
#87	giant discarded bottlecap	50
#266	giant discarded plastic fork	35
#229	giant discarded torn-up glove	20
#243	giant marshmallow	1
#279	giant pinky ring	57
#49	gilded ancient cursed chest	7
#83	gilded ancient cursed key	3
#24	gin-soaked blotter paper	37
#888	gingerbread bugbear	25
#1070	gingerbread horror	6
#938	gingerbread mutant bugbear	5
#634	gingerbread robot	2
#221	glacial sapphire	3
#41	glass of bourbon	16
#191	glittery mascara	5
#193	glowing red eye	103
#159	goblin hunting spear	1
#190	gold star	1
#483	gold wedding ring	8
#112	golden plastic oyster egg	2
#692	golden ring	40
#167	golden twig	1
#574	googly eye	23
#102	goth kid t-shirt	63
#114	grave robbing shovel	21
#62	gray bow tie	68
#1068	green beer	8
#1005	green glowstick	1
#138	green pixel	605
#678	green snowcone	3
#430	green-frosted astral cupcake	2
#393	grue egg	65
#907	gyroscope	2
#83	hair spray	418
#21	half-rotten brain	77
#543	hamethyst	15
#263	hamethyst ring	1
#215	hamlet sandwich	3
#183	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	1
#578	handful of confetti	71
#127	handful of numbers	3
#805	heart of the volcano	7
#160	heavy leather-bound tome	1
#199	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	4
#209	helmet recipe	1
#480	helmet turtle	87
#911	herbal stuffing	8
#201	hermit permit	19
#793	herringcello	23
#20	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	142
#215	hot hi mein	2
#31	hot pink lipstick	40
#117	hot plate	27
#23	hyperbolic plasma focuser	161
#35	iGoogly	628
#326	iced-out bling	1
#63	imitation crab zoea	1
#594	immense cyborg hand	7
#172	imp air	2
#93	imp unity ring	55
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#246	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
#7	ion grid	2,547
#4	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	885
#683	irate sombrero	1
#1061	iron pasta spoon	2
#148	irradiated candy cane	23
#201	irradiated pet snacks	1
#139	ivory cue ball	1
#370	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	18
#132	jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	3
#699	jar of fermented pickle juice	1
#138	jar of swamp gas	543
#1828	jazz soap	1
#41	jingle bell	1
#284	jungle drum	1
#99	kickback cookbook	6
#294	killing feather	72
#1300	kneecapping stick	4
#253	knuckle sandwich	96
#84	kumquartz ring	1
#183	ladle of mystery	1
#600	laser-broiled pear	13
#839	lavender paisley oyster egg	4
#1590	lavender plastic oyster egg	2
#939	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	3
#1766	lavender striped oyster egg	1
#736	lead necklace	7
#85	lead yo-yo	3
#412	leprechaun hatchling	1
#209	limburger biker boots	2
#289	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	25
#266	line	306
#159	linoleum crossbow	5
#110	linoleum staff	6
#222	linoleum sword	4
#328	llama lama gong	3
#10	logic synthesizer	1,434
#329	love song of disturbing obsession	1
#341	love song of naughty innuendo	1
#326	love song of sugary cuteness	1
#94	lucky rabbit's foot	49
#168	lump of coal	3
#267	lump of diamond	11
#1009	macaroni duck	2
#1456	mafia aria	5
#86	magic lamp	13
#207	magic whistle	10
#117	maiden wig	29
#219	mariachi hat	23
#289	mariachi pants	71
#91	mariachi toothpaste	1
#341	marshmallow	68
#65	massive wrench	1
#576	mauve paisley oyster egg	5
#127	mauve plastic oyster egg	24
#730	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	4
#525	mauve striped oyster egg	8
#167	meat engine	14
#40	megatofu	283
#479	melted Jell-o shot	1
#189	milky potion	90
#898	mind flayer corpse	1
#145	miniature antlers	1
#164	miniature carton of clove cigarettes	3
#109	misfit teddy bear	1
#26	monomolecular yo-yo	1,883
#152	monster bait	1
#295	motivational poster	14
#107	mulled cider	18
#695	mummy costume	7
#186	murky potion	95
#246	mushroom fermenting solution	30
#836	mylar scout drone	5
#444	mysterious silver lapel pin	2
#577	nanite-infested candy cane	22
#261	nanite-infested eggnog	17
#536	nanite-infested fruitcake	9
#542	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	9
#87	nanofiber cloth	80
#108	natto-infused sake	1
#65	natty blue ascot	5
#1125	night-vision goggles	1
#225	not-a-pipe	1
#121	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#418	obnoxious riddle	1
#221	obsidian dagger	61
#320	off-white paisley oyster egg	7
#180	off-white plastic oyster egg	21
#406	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	8
#77	off-white striped oyster egg	32
#234	oil of oiliness	1
#94	oily boid	1
#142	old rosewater cream	1
#1170	old sweatpants	28
#2436	oozenog	1
#440	opera mask	1
#436	orange peel hat	1
#556	orange snowcone	10
#555	orange-frosted astral cupcake	1
#864	oriole-feather headdress	1
#59	ornate ancient cursed chest	6
#72	ornate ancient cursed key	4
#153	outrageous sombrero	1
#508	oversized fish scaler	9
#190	oyster basket	29
#1559	pack of KWE trading card	1
#80	pail	135
#224	pair of bolt cutters	10
#107	pants of the Slug Lord	34
#447	panty raider camouflage	1
#322	paperclip	143
#8	paraffin pith helmet	1
#196	paranormal ricotta	3
#363	parasitic claw	1
#234	parasitic strangleworm	1
🥇	party crasher	1
#753	passable elf mask	7
#408	pasta spoon	60
#688	pat-a-cake pendant	1
#65	patent leather shoes	66
#18	pegfinger	22
#988	penguin focaccia bread	19
#55	penguin thesaurus	81
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#110	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	7
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#214	pork elf goodies sack	36
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#52	precision snowball	3
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#22	salmagumdi	9
#66	salted mutton	6
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#296	sawblade fragment	80
#47	sawed-off blunderbuss	6
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#78	scintillating powder	2
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#13	servomechanical torsion facilitator	431
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#326	shimmering tendrils	2
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#21	shiny butcherknife	63
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#423	spooky wooden block	17
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#116	spring	236
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#87	strange shiny disc	73
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#398	stringy sinew	25
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#279	stuffed gray blob	166
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#1209	sturdy Crimbo crate	6
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#71	sugar shard	158
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#47	super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	99
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#6	synthetic stuffing	2,352
#284	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	27
#444	tassel	2
#193	tasty tart	9
#242	tawdry amethyst	3
#1316	teddy bear	3
#162	teddy borg	65
#368	teeny-tiny magic scroll	2
#88	tenderizing hammer	25
#4	the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	1
#16	theoretical string	1,140
#298	thermos full of Knob coffee	2
#531	throwing wrench	8
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#166	time's arrow	1
#174	tin star	1
#595	tiny bottle of absinthe	10
#929	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	1
#946	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	1
#14	tiny plastic "Santa Claus"	1
#650	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#1799	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	4
#65	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	1
#18	tiny plastic Abuela's cottage	1
#21	tiny plastic Armory	1
#1484	tiny plastic Axe Wound	5
#18	tiny plastic Bar	1
#392	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	11
#1545	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	3
#385	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#1228	tiny plastic Black Knight	6
#789	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	6
#1493	tiny plastic Boss Bat	3
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#61	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
#18	tiny plastic Cafe	1
#645	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	26
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#11	tiny plastic Colonel Brando	1
#620	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#47	tiny plastic Crimbo caroler	1
#42	tiny plastic Crimbo cheer	1
#1115	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	9
#1064	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	9
#2899	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#837	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	2
#59	tiny plastic Dolph Bossin	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#20	tiny plastic Factory	1
#1499	tiny plastic Felonia	3
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#1467	tiny plastic G Imp	5
#175	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#88	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#101	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	57
#1081	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	7
#232	tiny plastic Hellion	26
#1469	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	5
#790	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	1
#168	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#739	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	6
#1759	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	4
#1771	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	4
#1074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	7
#260	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	25
#47	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	1
#45	tiny plastic Mirth	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#1756	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	4
#41	tiny plastic Penny	1
#2184	tiny plastic Protagonist	3
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#850	tiny plastic Scream Queen	2
#1727	tiny plastic Spam Witch	4
#2745	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	2
#12	tiny plastic St. Patrick	1
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#3065	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#915	tiny plastic The Man	5
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#1072	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	7
#2948	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#844	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	9
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#2627	tiny plastic accordion thief	2
#953	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	2
#1510	tiny plastic angry bugbear	5
#441	tiny plastic angry goat	36
#2811	tiny plastic anime smiley	2
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#930	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	8
#1742	tiny plastic astronomer	4
#2559	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	7
#849	tiny plastic barrrnacle	21
#645	tiny plastic beanbat	11
#4482	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#370	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	40
#730	tiny plastic brainsweeper	10
#654	tiny plastic briefcase bat	11
#39	tiny plastic caboose	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#37	tiny plastic coal car	1
#4875	tiny plastic cocoabo	3
#6242	tiny plastic coffee pixie	2
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#505	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	9
#492	tiny plastic cubist bull	14
#1244	tiny plastic demoninja	6
#37	tiny plastic dining car	1
#53	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
#952	tiny plastic drunk goat	8
#1017	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#914	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	8
#658	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	11
#2184	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	3
#1211	tiny plastic fruit golem	6
#6183	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	2
#683	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	25
#516	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	32
#1042	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	7
#51	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	15
#269	tiny plastic goth giant	23
#4813	tiny plastic grue	3
#2113	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	3
#1834	tiny plastic hermit	3
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#3308	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	5
#809	tiny plastic killer bee	21
#2186	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	3
#623	tiny plastic leprechaun	27
#3315	tiny plastic levitating potato	5
#2730	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	2
#37	tiny plastic locomotive	1
#3977	tiny plastic mosquito	4
#46	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	1
#1037	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#255	tiny plastic ninja snowman	26
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#40	tiny plastic passenger car	1
#4347	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#4801	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	3
#2644	tiny plastic sauceror	2
#2177	tiny plastic scary clown	3
#46	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#4452	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#1451	tiny plastic senile lihc	5
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#1737	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	4
#859	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	2
#1431	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	5
#3369	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	5
#856	tiny plastic spooky vampire	9
#491	tiny plastic stab bat	33
#496	tiny plastic star starfish	32
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#979	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#2297	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	3
#1083	tiny plastic taco cat	7
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#2768	tiny plastic topiary golem	2
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#2660	tiny plastic turtle tamer	2
#263	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	24
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#417	tiny plastic warwelf	16
#1436	tiny plastic whitesnake	5
#55	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#1767	tiny plastic zmobie	4
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#578	tofurkey gravy	15
#471	tofurkey leg	18
#602	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	3
#1404	tooth	1
#337	toothsome rock	31
#370	top	12
#135	towel	69
#1202	toy crazy train	5
#477	toy deathbot	2
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#1564	toy mercenary	2
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#245	traditional Crimbo cookie	9
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#657	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#44	trick coin	4
#599	tropical paperweight	1
#680	tropical wrapping paper	2
#225	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	1
#87	tube sock	6
#191	turtle pheromones	22
#475	turtle totem	77
#66	turtling rod	2
#343	twitching claw	12
#417	unearthly onyx	1
#759	unstable DNA	60
#293	unstable laser battery	72
#1355	untamable turtle	1
#1547	unusual disco ball	1
#587	useless powder	164
#337	valuable trinket	273
#325	vampire collar	5
#1146	vampire duck-on-a-string	6
#52	vampire glitter	10
#141	vampire pearl	4
#454	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	22
#171	very overdue library book	2
#321	vial of patchouli oil	1
#873	vibrating cyborg knife	8
#263	viking helmet	55
#85	vintage smart drink	1
#674	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#427	volcanic ash	6
#118	walrus-tusk earring	10
#385	wang	3
#292	warbear breakfast machine assembler	1
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#298	warbear soda machine assembler	1
#99	weird gazelle steak	1
#18	whalesteak	47
#1538	wheel	1
#938	white candy heart	3
#80	white class ring	166
#110	white hat hacker T-shirt	12
#77	white picket fence	43
#360	white pixel	76
#28	wind-up Whatsian robot	19
#33	wind-up navigation droid	11
#162	wine-soaked bone chips	6
#253	wolfman mask	29
#444	worthless gewgaw	9
#384	worthless knick-knack	15
#262	worthless trinket	19
#698	woven baling wire bracelets	1
#73	wreath of laurels	8
#1045	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1157	wrench bracelet	1
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#28	yellow candy heart	3,055
#740	yellow glowstick	1
#190	yellow paisley oyster egg	13
#195	yellow plastic oyster egg	25
#512	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	4
#317	yellow striped oyster egg	8
#577	yeti fur	145
#1254	yo	5
#444	yo-yo	70
#62	yohohoyo	57
#1453	zombie pineal gland	2

Wow, that's 73,959 items total!

what items are this player missing?