Museum :: Simon the Mystificator

Simon the Mystificator

Rank	Item	Quantity
#361	"DRINK ME" potion	27
#113	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#102	11-leaf clover	2
#127	5-Alarm Saucepan	3
#621	9-ball	1
#407	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	2
#101	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	2
#159	ASCII shirt	15
#94	Accordion of Jordion	1
#877	Ancient Saucehelm	3
#60	Ankh of Badahnkadh	9
#1221	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#1132	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#634	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#351	BRICKO brick	45
#217	BRICKO eye brick	144
#2031	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	5
#36	Ben-Gal™ Balm	530
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#136	Bjorn's Hammer	3
#911	Bling of the New Wave	1
#52	Blue Diamond of Honesty	9
#887	Bonerdagon necklace	11
#926	Boris's ring	1
#614	Boss Bat bling	5
#284	Boss Bat britches	46
#297	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	12
#1057	Bulky Buddy Box	2
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#115	CRIMBCO lanyard	5
#689	CRIMBCO mug	15
#485	CRIMBCO scrip	500
#547	CRIMBCO wine	14
#506	CRIMBCOIDS mints	6
#785	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#1120	Cloaca grenade	7
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#1212	Codpiece of the Goblin King	5
#1474	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#446	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	5
#190	Corpse Island iced tea	28
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#426	Crimboween memo	23
#145	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	11
#48	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	2
#69	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
#7	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	145
#62	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	2
#34	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	17
#300	Crown of the Goblin King	77
#236	D roll	23
#67	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	8
#313	Deactivated O. A. F.	2
#461	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	13
#1168	Disco 'Fro Pick	3
#135	Disco Banjo	4
#191	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	19
#151	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	91
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#77	Dolphin King's crown	48
#332	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	11
#91	Dramatic™ range	17
#218	Drowsy Sword	89
#1510	Dyspepsi grenade	2
#60	Eau de Guaneau	10
#809	El Sombrero De Lopez	3
#76	El Vibrato power sphere	22
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#119	Elf Army machine parts	6
🥈	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	1
🥈	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	1
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	1
#65	Elf Guard MPC	4,141
#13	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	23
#60	Elf Guard hangover cure	1
#56	Elf Guard patrol cap	2
#75	Elf Guard payroll bag	4
#31	Elf Guard strategic map	3
#53	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	19
#345	Elmley shades	2
#76	Feynman gate	162
#506	Galapagosian Cuisses	2
#235	Game Grid ticket	5
#104	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	3
#1599	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#185	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#551	Gnollish flyswatter	3
#103	Gnollish toolbox	68
#150	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	3
#335	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#148	Green Clover of Justice	12
#1139	Heimandatz's heart	1
#665	Hodgman's blanket	1
#202	Hollandaise helmet	27
#155	Inner Strength	3
#128	Instant Karma	81
#285	Jarlsberg's earring	5
#875	Jocko Homo's head	2
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#405	Knob Goblin love potion	25
#238	Knob Goblin lunchbox	6
#183	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	8
#344	Knob Goblin steroids	27
#342	Knob pasty	1
#469	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
#156	LED block	10
#415	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	3
#453	Lars the Cyberian	1
#776	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#509	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	53
#471	M-242	12
#171	Mace of the Tortoise	3
#154	Mae West with a fly in it	2
#1178	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	4
#131	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#71	Meat maid	3
#110	Meat maid body	2
#216	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	38
#40	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	68
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#55	Mint Yulep	3
#217	Misty Cape	7
#172	Misty Cloak	9
#210	Misty Robe	7
#1331	Mob Penguin cellular phone	7
#75	Necrotelicomnicon	10
#221	New Zealand iced tea	30
#195	Orcish meat locker	2
#1594	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2
#68	Pasta Spoon of Peril	4
#80	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	19
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#187	Pokëmann band-aid	1
#149	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	9
#170	Rainbow's Gravity	1
#209	Red Pill	2
#17	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	44
#447	Rock and Roll Legend	2
#88	SPF 451 lip balm	25
#50	Sangria de Menthe	2
#2543	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#218	Schrödinger's thermos	101
#285	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	5
#127	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	8
#91	Super Weight-Gain 9000	2
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#196	The Art of Slapfighting	5
#402	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	3
#78	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	66
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#699	The Mariachi's guitar case	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#1202	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	2
#828	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#228	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	3
#970	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	1
#983	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	3
#1398	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	2
#306	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	1
#1418	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	2
#605	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	1
#207	Thwaitgold slug statuette	25
#951	Thwaitgold spider statuette	1
#1477	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	5
#126	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
#318	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	2
#931	Travels with Jerry	1
#98	Typical Tavern swill	127
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#700	Uncle Romulus	1
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#375	Wand of Nagamar	14
#494	Warm Subject gift certificate	76
#161	Wax Flask	1
#1952	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#108	Wolfman Nardz	15
#426	Workytime Tea	4
#509	Yakisoba's hat	3
#19	Yellow Moon of Compassion	55
#282	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	7
#163	acoustic guitarrr	27
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#1556	adorable seal larva	1
#163	agua de vida	15
#66	ancient cursed foot locker	5
#579	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	10
#117	anniversary gift box	10
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#568	annoying pitchfork	4
#111	anti-anti-antidote	62
#521	anticheese	7
#95	antique nutcracker figurine	3
#125	asbestos crossbow	6
#95	asbestos staff	6
#180	asbestos sword	4
#895	astral mushroom	4
#1620	astronaut pants	2
#154	atomic vector plotter	29
#1842	baby killer bee	1
#494	baconstone	16
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#727	badass belt	70
#98	bag of lard	11
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#241	balloon monkey	7
#654	banana peel	1
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#217	banjo strings	1
#729	barbed-wire fence	3
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#72	barnacle-encrusted sweater	1
#329	barrrnacle	48
#664	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	3
#349	bath ball gift set	14
#24	battered Crimbo Crate	955
#126	beaten-up Chucks	4
#184	beautiful rainbow	1
#137	beer-scented teddy bear	5
#126	bejeweled accordion strap	2
#1062	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#12	bi-lateral logic compressor	319
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#110	black eyedrops	7
#241	black kettle drum	3
#243	black paisley oyster egg	19
#201	black pixel	165
#129	black plastic oyster egg	29
#601	black polka-dot oyster egg	8
#670	black snowcone	2
#64	blackberry combat boots	8
#138	blank diary	1
#197	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#297	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	21
#236	blood of the Wereseal	2
#40	blue class ring	116
#759	blue glowstick	1
#187	blue paisley oyster egg	16
#135	blue pixel	780
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#433	blue plastic oyster egg	11
#86	blue polka-dot oyster egg	30
#752	blue snowcone	2
#229	blue striped oyster egg	18
#89	booze-soaked cherry	7
#366	bottle of Blank-Out	28
#175	bottle of Mystic Shell	5
#45	bottle of antifreeze	16
#215	bottle of goofballs	102
#410	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#110	bottle of pirate juice	7
#65	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	6
#116	bottled day	2
#204	box of Pokëmann band-aids	1
#5006	box of sunshine	7
#321	breaded beer	2
#314	briefcase	17
#696	broken cellular phone	1
#66	bronze breastplate	28
#48	browser cookie	5
#247	bubbly potion	63
#249	buckler buckle	1
#787	buckyball	5
#665	bunch of bananas	3
#194	bus pass	2
#1109	can of Binarrrca	6
#737	can of CRIMBCOLA	5
#10	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	200
#840	can of Red Minotaur	2
#117	can of black paint	3
#100	can of maces	11
#67	can of spinach	25
#864	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	10
#1128	candied yams	7
#716	candy brain	2
#68	candy cane	606
#1468	candy knuckles	2
#814	candy stake	8
#140	canteen of wine	143
#18	capacitor relay	988
#7	carbon nanotube frame	4,410
#167	casino pass	22
#131	catsup	2
#324	cement sandals	3
#122	chaos popcorn	1
#334	cheap elven gloves	13
#167	cheap toaster	11
#64	cheap wind-up clock	23
#702	chewing gum on a string	2
#573	chintzy seal pendant	1
#67	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	31
#66	chocomotive	8
#189	chrome crossbow	4
#253	chrome helmet turtle	1
#203	chrome staff	3
#154	chrome sword	6
#621	chunk of depleted Grimacite	15
#392	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#102	clockwork hat	1
#127	clockwork key	12
#134	clockwork maid	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#201	cloudy potion	91
#218	cog	142
#124	cog and sprocket assembly	5
#681	colorful plastic ball	1
#151	comfy pillow	3
#186	computronic processing unit	21
🥉	control crystal	1
#603	cool mushroom	2
#125	cool whip	62
#55	corned beet	6
#205	corpse on the beach	25
#247	corpsedriver	20
#249	corpsetini	20
#696	corrupted data	2
#317	cranberry schnapps	2
#335	cream pie	2
#142	crossbow string	2
#261	crystallized memory	1
#115	cube of billiard chalk	3
#322	cursed cannonball	2
#461	cursed sea biscuit	1
#431	cursed voodoo skull	1
#287	cyborg stompin' boot	6
#178	dark potion	101
#890	dead guy's watch	3
#614	delicious salad	59
#189	deluxe fax machine	2
#340	demon skin	27
#216	denim axe	2
#442	dense meat stack	143
#98	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	4
#458	disco ball	72
#389	disco mask	90
#253	discocktail	9
#672	disembodied brain	2
#14	disintegrating sheet music	2,095
#190	distilled fortified wine	14
#403	divine blowout	8
#424	divine can of silly string	7
#357	divine champagne flute	11
#447	divine champagne popper	1
#342	divine cracker	7
#418	divine noisemaker	6
#1263	doll house	2
#218	dollhive	46
#281	donkey flipbook	3
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#245	drywall axe	57
#82	duct tape	626
#991	dusty Crimbo crate	6
#1935	easter egg balloon	11
#120	effervescent potion	156
#288	effluvious emerald	4
#100	eggnog	183
#344	electrical thingamabob	10
#392	elven limbos gingerbread	34
#1051	elven cellocello	19
#575	elven moonshine	17
#508	elven socks	9
#1176	elven suicide capsule	16
#194	elven whittling knife	1
#81	emergency margarita	1
#141	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	101
#1300	empty agua de vida bottle	1
#468	empty meat tank	4
#218	epic wad	2
#179	especially salty dog	2
#341	evil googly eye	12
#1029	evil teddy bear	10
#95	expensive cigar	2
#254	facsimile dictionary	41
#250	fairy gravy boat	4
#197	fake blood	6
#1989	fake fake vomit	1
#1792	fake hand	1
#1010	fake plastic grass	1
#137	fancy beef jerky	1
#762	fancy but probably evil chocolate	8
#412	fancy chocolate car	7
#1302	fancy dress ball	6
#339	fat stacks of cash	27
#498	felt	18
#134	fermenting powder	37
#355	festive holiday hat	12
#62	fetid feather	205
#303	fez of etymology	1
#427	figurine of a charred seal	7
#777	figurine of a cold seal	3
#446	figurine of a sleek seal	5
#1343	fire	2
#113	[2426]fire flower	10
#198	fizzy potion	97
#63	flaming feather	222
#379	flaming glowsticks	1
#229	flaming mushroom	12
#78	flange	36
#57	flirtatious feather	137
#165	floaty inverse geode	1
#692	floaty sand	9
#494	foam noodle	1
#273	fortune cookie	7
#379	fossilized baboon skull	1
#634	fossilized limb	6
#504	fossilized torso	6
#148	freezerburned ice cube	2
#274	freightcake	2
#1441	friendly cheez blob	1
#61	frightful feather	199
#153	frilly skirt	34
#49	frozen feather	236
#328	frozen mushroom	7
#98	frozen seal spine	1
#1329	fruitcake	11
#672	fudgecule	613
#781	funky dried mushroom	1
#279	fuzzy busby	11
#238	fuzzy dice	15
#300	fuzzy earmuffs	7
#493	fuzzy montera	2
#1387	ghost cucumber	10
#66	giant book of ancient carols	2
#240	giant discarded bottlecap	21
#529	giant discarded plastic fork	19
#228	giant discarded torn-up glove	20
#239	giant marshmallow	1
#277	giant pinky ring	57
#49	gilded ancient cursed chest	7
#80	gilded ancient cursed key	3
#24	gin-soaked blotter paper	37
#886	gingerbread bugbear	25
#1070	gingerbread horror	6
#938	gingerbread mutant bugbear	5
#636	gingerbread robot	2
#221	glacial sapphire	3
#50	glass of bourbon	13
#191	glittery mascara	5
#192	glowing red eye	103
#158	goblin hunting spear	1
#191	gold star	1
#482	gold wedding ring	8
#111	golden plastic oyster egg	2
#693	golden ring	40
#167	golden twig	1
#570	googly eye	23
#102	goth kid t-shirt	63
#113	grave robbing shovel	21
#63	gray bow tie	68
#1067	green beer	8
#1007	green glowstick	1
#136	green pixel	605
#678	green snowcone	3
#431	green-frosted astral cupcake	2
#385	grue egg	65
#908	gyroscope	2
#83	hair spray	418
#21	half-rotten brain	77
#538	hamethyst	15
#264	hamethyst ring	1
#183	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	1
#574	handful of confetti	71
#127	handful of numbers	3
#800	heart of the volcano	7
#159	heavy leather-bound tome	1
#198	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	4
#209	helmet recipe	1
#475	helmet turtle	87
#909	herbal stuffing	8
#200	hermit permit	19
#792	herringcello	23
#20	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	142
#215	hot hi mein	2
#31	hot pink lipstick	40
#115	hot plate	27
#23	hyperbolic plasma focuser	161
#35	iGoogly	628
#323	iced-out bling	1
#60	imitation crab zoea	1
#595	immense cyborg hand	7
#170	imp air	2
#93	imp unity ring	55
#1371	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#246	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
#7	ion grid	2,547
#4	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	885
#684	irate sombrero	1
#1061	iron pasta spoon	2
#147	irradiated candy cane	23
#201	irradiated pet snacks	1
#139	ivory cue ball	1
#369	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	18
#130	jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	3
#693	jar of fermented pickle juice	1
#138	jar of swamp gas	543
#1832	jazz soap	1
#41	jingle bell	1
#283	jungle drum	1
#99	kickback cookbook	6
#295	killing feather	72
#1300	kneecapping stick	4
#253	knuckle sandwich	96
#84	kumquartz ring	1
#183	ladle of mystery	1
#599	laser-broiled pear	13
#837	lavender paisley oyster egg	4
#1589	lavender plastic oyster egg	2
#938	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	3
#735	lead necklace	7
#85	lead yo-yo	3
#414	leprechaun hatchling	1
#209	limburger biker boots	2
#287	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	25
#267	line	306
#159	linoleum crossbow	5
#110	linoleum staff	6
#222	linoleum sword	4
#329	llama lama gong	3
#10	logic synthesizer	1,434
#329	love song of disturbing obsession	1
#340	love song of naughty innuendo	1
#324	love song of sugary cuteness	1
#92	lucky rabbit's foot	49
#166	lump of coal	3
#266	lump of diamond	11
#999	macaroni duck	2
#1457	mafia aria	5
#84	magic lamp	13
#205	magic whistle	10
#117	maiden wig	29
#215	mariachi hat	23
#289	mariachi pants	71
#90	mariachi toothpaste	1
#340	marshmallow	68
#575	mauve paisley oyster egg	5
#127	mauve plastic oyster egg	24
#729	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	4
#671	mauve striped oyster egg	6
#167	meat engine	14
#40	megatofu	283
#478	melted Jell-o shot	1
#189	milky potion	90
#899	mind flayer corpse	1
#145	miniature antlers	1
#164	miniature carton of clove cigarettes	3
#109	misfit teddy bear	1
#27	monomolecular yo-yo	1,883
#152	monster bait	1
#296	motivational poster	14
#108	mulled cider	18
#695	mummy costume	7
#187	murky potion	95
#246	mushroom fermenting solution	30
#836	mylar scout drone	5
#443	mysterious silver lapel pin	2
#614	nanite-infested candy cane	20
#260	nanite-infested eggnog	17
#536	nanite-infested fruitcake	9
#541	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	9
#87	nanofiber cloth	80
#106	natto-infused sake	1
#65	natty blue ascot	5
#1126	night-vision goggles	1
#227	not-a-pipe	1
#119	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#418	obnoxious riddle	1
#221	obsidian dagger	61
#319	off-white paisley oyster egg	7
#179	off-white plastic oyster egg	21
#404	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	8
#78	off-white striped oyster egg	31
#233	oil of oiliness	1
#93	oily boid	1
#139	old rosewater cream	1
#1162	old sweatpants	28
#2437	oozenog	1
#440	opera mask	1
#555	orange snowcone	10
#556	orange-frosted astral cupcake	1
#865	oriole-feather headdress	1
#57	ornate ancient cursed chest	6
#71	ornate ancient cursed key	4
#153	outrageous sombrero	1
#508	oversized fish scaler	9
#190	oyster basket	29
#1558	pack of KWE trading card	1
#76	pail	135
#224	pair of bolt cutters	10
#105	pants of the Slug Lord	34
#445	panty raider camouflage	1
#322	paperclip	143
#199	paranormal ricotta	3
#364	parasitic claw	1
#233	parasitic strangleworm	1
#893	passable elf mask	6
#404	pasta spoon	60
#687	pat-a-cake pendant	1
#66	patent leather shoes	66
#987	penguin focaccia bread	19
#55	penguin thesaurus	81
#1429	pet rock	4
#614	petit 4.1	2
#268	petrified wood	38
#330	phish stick	3
#229	photoprotoneutron torpedo	150
#229	pickle-flavored chewing gum	36
#21	pickled bread	8
#745	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	1
#330	pie man was not meant to eat	2
#553	pile of dusty animal bones	4
#382	pink plastic baby	1
#38	pirate brochure	12
#148	pirate pamphlet	1
#131	pirate tract	1
#1364	pixellated candy heart	4
#213	plexiglass pants	1
#106	plexiglass pikestaff	3
#212	plexiglass pinky ring	1
#147	plexiglass pith helmet	2
#756	pocketwatch on a chain	4
#203	poison pen	7
#110	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	7
#1395	polyalloy shield	3
#207	pool cue	35
#213	pork elf goodies sack	36
#725	porquoise	10
#251	porquoise ring	1
#810	portable photocopier	4
#36	possessed top	150
#177	potato sprout	11
#450	poultrygeist	1
#1614	prehistoric spear	1
#35	pristine piranha seed	1
#187	psycho sweater	2
#919	puce paisley oyster egg	3
#329	puce plastic oyster egg	11
#636	puce polka-dot oyster egg	6
#286	puce striped oyster egg	9
#225	pulsing flesh	13
#362	pumpkinhead mask	19
#215	purple corpsel	1
#727	purple glowstick	1
#442	purple snowcone	25
#465	purple-frosted astral cupcake	2
#8	quantum polarity inducer	564
#652	quantum taco	6
#335	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	3
#319	ravioli hat	94
#104	razor-tipped yo-yo	95
#46	really dense meat stack	78
#72	recursive spline reticulator	68
#51	red class ring	471
#2227	red paisley oyster egg	1
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what items are this player missing?