Museum :: Simon the Mystificator

Simon the Mystificator

Rank	Item	Quantity
#363	"DRINK ME" potion	27
#113	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#108	11-leaf clover	2
#128	5-Alarm Saucepan	3
#626	9-ball	1
#409	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	2
#101	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	2
#159	ASCII shirt	15
#97	Accordion of Jordion	1
#879	Ancient Saucehelm	3
#60	Ankh of Badahnkadh	9
#1227	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#1132	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#353	BRICKO brick	45
#218	BRICKO eye brick	144
#2032	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	5
#36	Ben-Gal™ Balm	530
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#138	Bjorn's Hammer	3
#909	Bling of the New Wave	1
#52	Blue Diamond of Honesty	9
#888	Bonerdagon necklace	11
#424	Boris's key lime pie	1
#925	Boris's ring	1
#614	Boss Bat bling	5
#285	Boss Bat britches	46
#301	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	12
#1056	Bulky Buddy Box	2
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#583	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#1055	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#115	CRIMBCO lanyard	5
#690	CRIMBCO mug	15
#485	CRIMBCO scrip	500
#547	CRIMBCO wine	14
#507	CRIMBCOIDS mints	6
#786	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#1122	Cloaca grenade	7
🥉	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	1
#282	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#1211	Codpiece of the Goblin King	5
#1480	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#448	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	5
#190	Corpse Island iced tea	28
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#425	Crimboween memo	23
#159	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	11
#49	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	2
#70	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
#7	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	145
#61	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	2
#34	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	17
#302	Crown of the Goblin King	77
#238	D roll	23
#67	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	8
#314	Deactivated O. A. F.	2
#462	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	13
#1168	Disco 'Fro Pick	3
#135	Disco Banjo	4
#191	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	19
#152	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	91
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#77	Dolphin King's crown	48
#332	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	11
#91	Dramatic™ range	17
#218	Drowsy Sword	89
#1514	Dyspepsi grenade	2
#60	Eau de Guaneau	10
#809	El Sombrero De Lopez	3
#76	El Vibrato power sphere	22
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#132	Elf Army machine parts	6
🥈	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	1
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	1
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	1
#66	Elf Guard MPC	4,141
#13	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	23
#63	Elf Guard hangover cure	1
#68	Elf Guard insignia (private)	2
#41	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	8
#57	Elf Guard patrol cap	2
#78	Elf Guard payroll bag	4
#56	Elf Guard red and white beret	1
#32	Elf Guard strategic map	3
#61	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	19
#345	Elmley shades	2
#76	Feynman gate	162
#509	Galapagosian Cuisses	2
#239	Game Grid ticket	5
#104	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	3
#1601	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#185	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#552	Gnollish flyswatter	3
#103	Gnollish toolbox	68
#151	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	3
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#149	Green Clover of Justice	12
#1144	Heimandatz's heart	1
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#203	Hollandaise helmet	27
#155	Inner Strength	3
#124	Instant Karma	88
#285	Jarlsberg's earring	5
#878	Jocko Homo's head	2
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#407	Knob Goblin love potion	25
#238	Knob Goblin lunchbox	6
#183	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	8
#346	Knob Goblin steroids	27
#342	Knob pasty	1
#472	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
#156	LED block	10
#416	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	3
#455	Lars the Cyberian	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#510	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	53
#471	M-242	12
#172	Mace of the Tortoise	3
#156	Mae West with a fly in it	2
#1177	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	4
#76	Mark V Steam-Hat	4
#72	Meat maid	3
#111	Meat maid body	2
#216	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	38
#40	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	68
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#55	Mint Yulep	3
#218	Misty Cape	7
#173	Misty Cloak	9
#211	Misty Robe	7
#1332	Mob Penguin cellular phone	7
#75	Necrotelicomnicon	10
#224	New Zealand iced tea	30
#195	Orcish meat locker	2
#1598	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2
#68	Pasta Spoon of Peril	4
#82	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	19
#813	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#187	Pokëmann band-aid	1
#149	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	9
#168	Rainbow's Gravity	1
#208	Red Pill	2
#16	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	45
#450	Rock and Roll Legend	2
#88	SPF 451 lip balm	25
#50	Sangria de Menthe	2
#2543	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#218	Schrödinger's thermos	101
#285	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	5
#127	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	8
#92	Super Weight-Gain 9000	2
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#197	The Art of Slapfighting	5
#402	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	3
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#78	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	66
🥉	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	1
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#702	The Mariachi's guitar case	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#1205	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	2
#835	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#238	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	3
#987	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	1
#989	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	3
#1406	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	2
#318	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	1
#1431	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	2
#618	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	1
#214	Thwaitgold slug statuette	25
#953	Thwaitgold spider statuette	1
#1490	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	5
#128	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
#321	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	2
#936	Travels with Jerry	1
#99	Typical Tavern swill	127
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#375	Wand of Nagamar	14
#494	Warm Subject gift certificate	76
#163	Wax Flask	1
#1955	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#108	Wolfman Nardz	15
#423	Workytime Tea	4
#511	Yakisoba's hat	3
#19	Yellow Moon of Compassion	55
#281	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	7
#163	acoustic guitarrr	27
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#1567	adorable seal larva	1
#164	agua de vida	15
#67	ancient cursed foot locker	5
#581	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	10
#117	anniversary gift box	10
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#570	annoying pitchfork	4
#113	anti-anti-antidote	62
#178	anticheese	65
#94	antique nutcracker figurine	3
#125	asbestos crossbow	6
#95	asbestos staff	6
#180	asbestos sword	4
#894	astral mushroom	4
#1619	astronaut pants	2
#154	atomic vector plotter	29
#1848	baby killer bee	1
#498	baconstone	16
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#726	badass belt	70
#97	bag of lard	11
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#241	balloon monkey	7
#654	banana peel	1
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#218	banjo strings	1
#731	barbed-wire fence	3
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#73	barnacle-encrusted sweater	1
#329	barrrnacle	48
#663	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	3
#350	bath ball gift set	14
#24	battered Crimbo Crate	955
#126	beaten-up Chucks	4
#184	beautiful rainbow	1
#136	beer-scented teddy bear	5
#126	bejeweled accordion strap	2
#1063	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#12	bi-lateral logic compressor	319
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#110	black eyedrops	7
#241	black kettle drum	3
#243	black paisley oyster egg	19
#204	black pixel	165
#129	black plastic oyster egg	29
#602	black polka-dot oyster egg	8
#670	black snowcone	2
#64	blackberry combat boots	8
#138	blank diary	1
#199	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#297	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	21
#236	blood of the Wereseal	2
#40	blue class ring	116
#759	blue glowstick	1
#187	blue paisley oyster egg	16
#138	blue pixel	780
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#433	blue plastic oyster egg	11
#82	blue polka-dot oyster egg	31
#753	blue snowcone	2
#230	blue striped oyster egg	18
#90	booze-soaked cherry	7
#366	bottle of Blank-Out	28
#175	bottle of Mystic Shell	5
#45	bottle of antifreeze	16
#217	bottle of goofballs	102
#409	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#110	bottle of pirate juice	7
#65	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	6
#117	bottled day	2
#204	box of Pokëmann band-aids	1
#5011	box of sunshine	7
#321	breaded beer	2
#314	briefcase	17
#696	broken cellular phone	1
#66	bronze breastplate	28
#49	browser cookie	5
#248	bubbly potion	63
#249	buckler buckle	1
#787	buckyball	5
#666	bunch of bananas	3
#195	bus pass	2
#1110	can of Binarrrca	6
#737	can of CRIMBCOLA	5
#10	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	200
#840	can of Red Minotaur	2
#119	can of black paint	3
#100	can of maces	11
#67	can of spinach	25
#628	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	14
#643	candied yams	14
#717	candy brain	2
#69	candy cane	606
#1466	candy knuckles	2
#816	candy stake	8
#140	canteen of wine	143
#18	capacitor relay	988
#7	carbon nanotube frame	4,410
#168	casino pass	22
#131	catsup	2
#324	cement sandals	3
#5	chalk chlamys	1
#122	chaos popcorn	1
#334	cheap elven gloves	13
#167	cheap toaster	11
#64	cheap wind-up clock	23
#702	chewing gum on a string	2
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#66	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	31
#70	chocomotive	8
#189	chrome crossbow	4
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#203	chrome staff	3
#154	chrome sword	6
#621	chunk of depleted Grimacite	15
#394	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#102	clockwork hat	1
#127	clockwork key	12
#134	clockwork maid	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#201	cloudy potion	91
#219	cog	142
#124	cog and sprocket assembly	5
#681	colorful plastic ball	1
#150	comfy pillow	3
#186	computronic processing unit	21
🥉	control crystal	1
#603	cool mushroom	2
#125	cool whip	62
#58	corned beet	6
#206	corpse on the beach	25
#247	corpsedriver	20
#249	corpsetini	20
#697	corrupted data	2
#316	cranberry schnapps	2
#35	crate of fish meat	1
#335	cream pie	2
#142	crossbow string	2
#262	crystallized memory	1
#115	cube of billiard chalk	3
#322	cursed cannonball	2
#460	cursed sea biscuit	1
#431	cursed voodoo skull	1
#286	cyborg stompin' boot	6
#178	dark potion	101
#891	dead guy's watch	3
#613	delicious salad	59
#188	deluxe fax machine	2
#341	demon skin	27
#217	denim axe	2
#441	dense meat stack	143
#98	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	4
#159	disco ball	378
#390	disco mask	90
#254	discocktail	9
#670	disembodied brain	2
#14	disintegrating sheet music	2,095
#190	distilled fortified wine	14
#404	divine blowout	8
#425	divine can of silly string	7
#358	divine champagne flute	11
#446	divine champagne popper	1
#342	divine cracker	7
#418	divine noisemaker	6
#1263	doll house	2
#219	dollhive	46
#281	donkey flipbook	3
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#245	drywall axe	57
#83	duct tape	626
#990	dusty Crimbo crate	6
#1935	easter egg balloon	11
#120	effervescent potion	156
#288	effluvious emerald	4
#100	eggnog	183
#344	electrical thingamabob	10
#391	elven limbos gingerbread	34
#1052	elven cellocello	19
#574	elven moonshine	17
#508	elven socks	9
#1176	elven suicide capsule	16
#194	elven whittling knife	1
#83	emergency margarita	1
#142	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	101
#1302	empty agua de vida bottle	1
#468	empty meat tank	4
#1479	enchanted leopard-print barbell	2
#218	epic wad	2
#179	especially salty dog	2
#341	evil googly eye	12
#1029	evil teddy bear	10
#95	expensive cigar	2
#254	facsimile dictionary	41
#250	fairy gravy boat	4
#197	fake blood	6
#1987	fake fake vomit	1
#1792	fake hand	1
#1009	fake plastic grass	1
#138	fancy beef jerky	1
#761	fancy but probably evil chocolate	8
#411	fancy chocolate car	7
#1303	fancy dress ball	6
#344	fat stacks of cash	27
#498	felt	18
#141	fermenting powder	37
#354	festive holiday hat	12
#62	fetid feather	205
#303	fez of etymology	1
#425	figurine of a charred seal	7
#780	figurine of a cold seal	3
#446	figurine of a sleek seal	5
#1344	fire	2
#113	[2426]fire flower	10
#199	fizzy potion	97
#63	flaming feather	222
#379	flaming glowsticks	1
#229	flaming mushroom	12
#79	flange	36
#57	flirtatious feather	137
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#691	floaty sand	9
#497	foam noodle	1
#274	fortune cookie	7
#378	fossilized baboon skull	1
#631	fossilized limb	6
#503	fossilized torso	6
#149	freezerburned ice cube	2
#276	freightcake	2
#1453	friendly cheez blob	1
#61	frightful feather	199
#153	frilly skirt	34
#49	frozen feather	236
#328	frozen mushroom	7
#98	frozen seal spine	1
#1329	fruitcake	11
#675	fudgecule	613
#782	funky dried mushroom	1
#278	fuzzy busby	11
#238	fuzzy dice	15
#300	fuzzy earmuffs	7
#493	fuzzy montera	2
#1387	ghost cucumber	10
#141	ghost of a necklace	43
#66	giant book of ancient carols	2
#241	giant discarded bottlecap	21
#530	giant discarded plastic fork	19
#229	giant discarded torn-up glove	20
#240	giant marshmallow	1
#279	giant pinky ring	57
#49	gilded ancient cursed chest	7
#81	gilded ancient cursed key	3
#25	gin-soaked blotter paper	37
#886	gingerbread bugbear	25
#1069	gingerbread horror	6
#939	gingerbread mutant bugbear	5
#634	gingerbread robot	2
#221	glacial sapphire	3
#47	glass of bourbon	14
#191	glittery mascara	5
#192	glowing red eye	103
#159	goblin hunting spear	1
#190	gold star	1
#486	gold wedding ring	8
#112	golden plastic oyster egg	2
#693	golden ring	40
#167	golden twig	1
#572	googly eye	23
#102	goth kid t-shirt	63
#113	grave robbing shovel	21
#63	gray bow tie	68
#1069	green beer	8
#1006	green glowstick	1
#137	green pixel	605
#680	green snowcone	3
#430	green-frosted astral cupcake	2
#392	grue egg	65
#908	gyroscope	2
#83	hair spray	418
#21	half-rotten brain	77
#542	hamethyst	15
#263	hamethyst ring	1
#218	hamlet sandwich	3
#182	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	1
#578	handful of confetti	71
#127	handful of numbers	3
#805	heart of the volcano	7
#160	heavy leather-bound tome	1
#199	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	4
#209	helmet recipe	1
#478	helmet turtle	87
#910	herbal stuffing	8
#201	hermit permit	19
#794	herringcello	23
#20	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	142
#217	hot hi mein	2
#31	hot pink lipstick	40
#115	hot plate	27
#23	hyperbolic plasma focuser	161
#35	iGoogly	628
#325	iced-out bling	1
#62	imitation crab zoea	1
#594	immense cyborg hand	7
#173	imp air	2
#93	imp unity ring	55
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#246	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
#7	ion grid	2,547
#4	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	885
#682	irate sombrero	1
#1061	iron pasta spoon	2
#149	irradiated candy cane	23
#201	irradiated pet snacks	1
#139	ivory cue ball	1
#372	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	18
#131	jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	3
#699	jar of fermented pickle juice	1
#138	jar of swamp gas	543
#1831	jazz soap	1
#41	jingle bell	1
#284	jungle drum	1
#99	kickback cookbook	6
#295	killing feather	72
#1300	kneecapping stick	4
#253	knuckle sandwich	96
#84	kumquartz ring	1
#183	ladle of mystery	1
#600	laser-broiled pear	13
#838	lavender paisley oyster egg	4
#1590	lavender plastic oyster egg	2
#939	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	3
#1766	lavender striped oyster egg	1
#736	lead necklace	7
#85	lead yo-yo	3
#412	leprechaun hatchling	1
#209	limburger biker boots	2
#290	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	25
#267	line	306
#159	linoleum crossbow	5
#110	linoleum staff	6
#222	linoleum sword	4
#329	llama lama gong	3
#10	logic synthesizer	1,434
#329	love song of disturbing obsession	1
#340	love song of naughty innuendo	1
#324	love song of sugary cuteness	1
#94	lucky rabbit's foot	49
#168	lump of coal	3
#267	lump of diamond	11
#1002	macaroni duck	2
#1457	mafia aria	5
#85	magic lamp	13
#206	magic whistle	10
#117	maiden wig	29
#217	mariachi hat	23
#289	mariachi pants	71
#90	mariachi toothpaste	1
#341	marshmallow	68
#576	mauve paisley oyster egg	5
#127	mauve plastic oyster egg	24
#729	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	4
#587	mauve striped oyster egg	7
#167	meat engine	14
#40	megatofu	283
#479	melted Jell-o shot	1
#189	milky potion	90
#897	mind flayer corpse	1
#145	miniature antlers	1
#164	miniature carton of clove cigarettes	3
#109	misfit teddy bear	1
#27	monomolecular yo-yo	1,883
#152	monster bait	1
#295	motivational poster	14
#107	mulled cider	18
#695	mummy costume	7
#186	murky potion	95
#246	mushroom fermenting solution	30
#836	mylar scout drone	5
#444	mysterious silver lapel pin	2
#576	nanite-infested candy cane	22
#261	nanite-infested eggnog	17
#536	nanite-infested fruitcake	9
#542	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	9
#87	nanofiber cloth	80
#107	natto-infused sake	1
#65	natty blue ascot	5
#1126	night-vision goggles	1
#226	not-a-pipe	1
#120	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#418	obnoxious riddle	1
#222	obsidian dagger	61
#319	off-white paisley oyster egg	7
#179	off-white plastic oyster egg	21
#405	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	8
#77	off-white striped oyster egg	32
#233	oil of oiliness	1
#93	oily boid	1
#141	old rosewater cream	1
#1166	old sweatpants	28
#2436	oozenog	1
#440	opera mask	1
#435	orange peel hat	1
#557	orange snowcone	10
#555	orange-frosted astral cupcake	1
#865	oriole-feather headdress	1
#58	ornate ancient cursed chest	6
#71	ornate ancient cursed key	4
#153	outrageous sombrero	1
#508	oversized fish scaler	9
#190	oyster basket	29
#1557	pack of KWE trading card	1
#79	pail	135
#224	pair of bolt cutters	10
#105	pants of the Slug Lord	34
#447	panty raider camouflage	1
#322	paperclip	143
#8	paraffin pith helmet	1
#198	paranormal ricotta	3
#363	parasitic claw	1
#233	parasitic strangleworm	1
#753	passable elf mask	7
#406	pasta spoon	60
#688	pat-a-cake pendant	1
#66	patent leather shoes	66
#987	penguin focaccia bread	19
#55	penguin thesaurus	81
#1429	pet rock	4
#614	petit 4.1	2
#268	petrified wood	38
#332	phish stick	3
#230	photoprotoneutron torpedo	150
#232	pickle-flavored chewing gum	36
#26	pickled bread	8
#747	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	1
#331	pie man was not meant to eat	2
#555	pile of dusty animal bones	4
#382	pink plastic baby	1
#38	pirate brochure	12
#149	pirate pamphlet	1
#131	pirate tract	1
#1366	pixellated candy heart	4
#214	plexiglass pants	1
#106	plexiglass pikestaff	3
#214	plexiglass pinky ring	1
#147	plexiglass pith helmet	2
#756	pocketwatch on a chain	4
#203	poison pen	7
#110	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	7
#1395	polyalloy shield	3
#207	pool cue	35
#214	pork elf goodies sack	36
#726	porquoise	10
#251	porquoise ring	1
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#37	possessed top	150
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#52	precision snowball	3
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#47	really dense meat stack	78
#72	recursive spline reticulator	68
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#358	robotronic egg	70
#748	[2108]rock	5
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#328	rogue swarmer	85
#54	root beer	3
#3658	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	1
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#20	rusty bonesaw	76
#197	rusty grave robbing shovel	23
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#89	sausage without a cause	1
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#376	scented massage oil	3
#79	scintillating powder	2
#78	scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil	47
#437	scroll of pasta summoning	28
#476	seal tooth	22
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#13	servomechanical torsion facilitator	431
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#65	skeleton key ring	12
#253	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	6
🥈	sleazy and sour sauce	107
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#261	sleeping wereturtle	3
#92	slightly peevedbow	1
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#243	soda water	16
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#75	souvenir ski t-shirt	10
#488	soy cordial	1
#114	spangly mariachi pants	6
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#333	spooky cosmetics bag	7
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#747	spooky eyeliner	4
#276	spooky felt	37
#331	spooky length of string	35
#370	spooky lipstick	7
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#272	spooky sap	37
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#827	spooky stuffing	6
#225	spooky toy wheel	22
#423	spooky wooden block	17
#114	spray paint	76
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#48	sprocket assembly	9
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#367	steamy ruby	2
#87	stick	34
#1520	stick-on-a-string	1
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#273	stone banjo	1
#571	strange cube	1
#87	strange shiny disc	73
#77	strawberyl necklace	1
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#279	stuffed gray blob	166
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#1209	sturdy Crimbo crate	6
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#256	sucker hakama	1
#219	sucker kabuto	1
#278	sucker tachi	1
#70	sugar shard	158
#47	super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	98
#1487	support cummerbund	1
#110	swirly potion	194
#6	synthetic stuffing	2,352
#286	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	27
#444	tassel	2
#193	tasty tart	9
#242	tawdry amethyst	3
#1316	teddy bear	3
#162	teddy borg	65
#368	teeny-tiny magic scroll	2
#88	tenderizing hammer	25
#4	the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	1
#16	theoretical string	1,140
#296	thermos full of Knob coffee	2
#530	throwing wrench	8
🥇	time sleigh	1
#164	time's arrow	1
#174	tin star	1
#595	tiny bottle of absinthe	10
#929	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	1
#946	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	1
#650	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#1799	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	4
#16	tiny plastic Abuela's cottage	1
#21	tiny plastic Armory	1
#1484	tiny plastic Axe Wound	5
#17	tiny plastic Bar	1
#392	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	11
#1545	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	3
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#1227	tiny plastic Black Knight	6
#942	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	5
#1492	tiny plastic Boss Bat	3
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#61	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
#17	tiny plastic Cafe	1
#643	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	26
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#47	tiny plastic Crimbo caroler	1
#42	tiny plastic Crimbo cheer	1
#1113	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	9
#1064	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	9
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#85	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#836	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	2
#59	tiny plastic Dolph Bossin	1
#634	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#19	tiny plastic Factory	1
#1500	tiny plastic Felonia	3
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#1467	tiny plastic G Imp	5
#173	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#87	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#101	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	57
#1079	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	7
#232	tiny plastic Hellion	26
#1469	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	5
#781	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	1
#169	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#739	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	6
#1757	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	4
#1769	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	4
#1073	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	7
#260	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	25
#46	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	1
#45	tiny plastic Mirth	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#1756	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	4
#40	tiny plastic Penny	1
#2181	tiny plastic Protagonist	3
#82	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#850	tiny plastic Scream Queen	2
#1726	tiny plastic Spam Witch	4
#2744	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	2
#90	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#3061	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#914	tiny plastic The Man	5
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#1071	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	7
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#844	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	9
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#2624	tiny plastic accordion thief	2
#952	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	2
#1510	tiny plastic angry bugbear	5
#440	tiny plastic angry goat	36
#2811	tiny plastic anime smiley	2
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#928	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	8
#1740	tiny plastic astronomer	4
#2555	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	7
#848	tiny plastic barrrnacle	21
#643	tiny plastic beanbat	11
#4475	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#370	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	40
#729	tiny plastic brainsweeper	10
#654	tiny plastic briefcase bat	11
#39	tiny plastic caboose	1
#990	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#37	tiny plastic coal car	1
#4874	tiny plastic cocoabo	3
#6237	tiny plastic coffee pixie	2
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#505	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	9
#491	tiny plastic cubist bull	14
#1243	tiny plastic demoninja	6
#36	tiny plastic dining car	1
#52	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
#953	tiny plastic drunk goat	8
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#913	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	8
#656	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	11
#2183	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	3
#1210	tiny plastic fruit golem	6
#6180	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	2
#683	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	25
#515	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	32
#1041	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	7
#51	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	15
#269	tiny plastic goth giant	23
#4810	tiny plastic grue	3
#2112	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	3
#1833	tiny plastic hermit	3
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#3306	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	5
#809	tiny plastic killer bee	21
#2182	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	3
#622	tiny plastic leprechaun	27
#3313	tiny plastic levitating potato	5
#2728	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	2
#37	tiny plastic locomotive	1
#3975	tiny plastic mosquito	4
#46	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#255	tiny plastic ninja snowman	26
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#39	tiny plastic passenger car	1
#4344	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#4797	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	3
#2642	tiny plastic sauceror	2
#2175	tiny plastic scary clown	3
#45	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#4451	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#1451	tiny plastic senile lihc	5
#1558	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#1735	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	4
#859	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	2
#1430	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	5
#3366	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	5
#855	tiny plastic spooky vampire	9
#491	tiny plastic stab bat	33
#496	tiny plastic star starfish	32
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#2292	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	3
#1083	tiny plastic taco cat	7
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#2767	tiny plastic topiary golem	2
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#2659	tiny plastic turtle tamer	2
#263	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	24
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#417	tiny plastic warwelf	16
#1435	tiny plastic whitesnake	5
#53	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#1766	tiny plastic zmobie	4
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#90	tobiko pocky	1
#579	tofurkey gravy	15
#472	tofurkey leg	18
#599	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	3
#1404	tooth	1
#337	toothsome rock	31
#765	top	6
#153	towel	60
#1202	toy crazy train	5
#477	toy deathbot	2
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#335	toy maglev monorail	4
#1564	toy mercenary	2
#1525	toy ray gun	3
#1722	toy space helmet	2
#239	traditional Crimbo cookie	9
#269	traffic jam	1
#2301	tree-eating kite	4
#524	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#658	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#600	tropical paperweight	1
#680	tropical wrapping paper	2
#226	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	1
#87	tube sock	6
#191	turtle pheromones	22
#474	turtle totem	77
#66	turtling rod	2
#343	twitching claw	12
#417	unearthly onyx	1
#760	unstable DNA	60
#293	unstable laser battery	72
#1355	untamable turtle	1
#1542	unusual disco ball	1
#588	useless powder	164
#337	valuable trinket	273
#324	vampire collar	5
#1146	vampire duck-on-a-string	6
#52	vampire glitter	10
#141	vampire pearl	4
#450	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	22
#169	very overdue library book	2
#321	vial of patchouli oil	1
#873	vibrating cyborg knife	8
#262	viking helmet	55
#85	vintage smart drink	1
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#426	volcanic ash	6
#118	walrus-tusk earring	10
#385	wang	3
#292	warbear breakfast machine assembler	1
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#298	warbear soda machine assembler	1
#97	weird gazelle steak	1
#17	whalesteak	47
#1538	wheel	1
#941	white candy heart	3
#80	white class ring	166
#110	white hat hacker T-shirt	12
#79	white picket fence	43
#360	white pixel	76
#26	wind-up Whatsian robot	19
#32	wind-up navigation droid	11
#162	wine-soaked bone chips	6
#253	wolfman mask	29
#442	worthless gewgaw	9
#383	worthless knick-knack	15
#259	worthless trinket	19
#699	woven baling wire bracelets	1
#82	wreath of laurels	7
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1157	wrench bracelet	1
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#28	yellow candy heart	3,055
#740	yellow glowstick	1
#190	yellow paisley oyster egg	13
#195	yellow plastic oyster egg	25
#512	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	4
#317	yellow striped oyster egg	8
#577	yeti fur	145
#1254	yo	5
#454	yo-yo	69
#62	yohohoyo	57
#1453	zombie pineal gland	2

Wow, that's 73,373 items total!

what items are this player missing?