Museum :: Cleo

Cleo

Rank	Item	Quantity
#113	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#774	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#621	9-ball	1
#141	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	8
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#280	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#227	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#568	ASCII shirt	2
#1132	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#239	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	4
#325	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	3
#827	BGE shotglass	10
#634	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#610	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#3370	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	2
#78	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2
#561	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#326	Blizzards I Have Died In	3
#567	Blood Light	1
#471	Bone's Farm "wine"	2
#2771	Boss Bat britches	1
#1736	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#59	C.H.U.M. knife	12
#1117	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#716	CRIMBCO mug	14
#1702	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#547	CRIMBCO wine	14
#1701	CRIMBCOIDS mints	3
#1726	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#180	CSA bravery badge	1
#224	CSA discount card	1
#408	CSA fire-starting kit	1
#192	CSA obedience grenade	1
#117	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#179	Chester's bag of candy	1
#174	Chester's cutoffs	1
#184	Chester's moustache	1
#81	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#89	Chester's sunglasses	1
#146	Chorale of Companionship	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#77	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#282	Cold Hots candy	27
#201	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	12
#1001	Corpse Island iced tea	4
#305	Crimbo candied pecan	41
#290	Crimbo fudge	47
#288	Crimbo peppermint bark	46
#751	Crimbo pie	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#1956	Crown of the Goblin King	9
#55	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	70
#1697	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#912	Drowsy Sword	16
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#177	Eau de Guaneau	3
#396	Ecto-Cooler	2
#1103	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#61	Elron's Explosive Etude	2
#168	Elvish delight	1
#92	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	1
#214	Frogade	1
#83	Frosty's arm	1
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#530	Frosty's frosty mug	2
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#195	Frosty's nailbat	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#276	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#78	Good 'n' Slimy	2
#797	Goodfella contract	6
#214	Grateful Undead T-shirt	2
#1436	Green Clover of Justice	1
#678	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#87	Hodgman's almanac	1
#118	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#144	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#467	Hollandaise helmet	1
#94	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#20	Ice-Cold Beerring	2
#533	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#1110	Iron Beta of Industry	3
#44	Kiss the Knob apron	3
#356	Kissin' Cousins	3
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#775	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#196	Let Me Be!	7
#1462	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	15
#600	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	26
#194	Manetwich	4
#403	Meat detector	1
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#155	Mer-kin takebag	2
#355	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	1
#91	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#29	Mudflap-Girl Earring	2
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#632	NPZR chemistry set	1
#282	Necrotelicomnicon	2
#520	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#30	Nose Ring of Putrescence	2
#127	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#101	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#197	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#1266	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#108	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#195	Oscus's pelt	1
#135	PlexiPips	1
#67	Prelude of Precision	2
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#282	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#545	SPF 451 lip balm	3
#1049	Schrödinger's thermos	1
#402	Silver Bullet beer	4
#282	Sinful Desires	2
#642	Steal This Candy	1
#158	Summer Nights	6
#410	Tales from the Fireside	3
#670	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	3
#397	The Art of Slapfighting	2
#507	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	2
#41	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	2
#633	The Joy of Wassailing	4
#1032	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#611	Travels with Jerry	2
#851	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
#649	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	10
#35	Uncle Hobo's belt	1
#23	Uncle Hobo's epic beard	1
#29	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#16	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	2
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
#463	Uncle Romulus	2
#41	Underworld sapling	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#72	Unspeakable Earring	1
#203	Wand of Oscus	1
#776	Workytime Tea	1
#134	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	94
#182	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#188	Zombo's shield	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#192	Zombo's skullcap	1
#917	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#564	a little sump'm sump'm	2
#138	aerated diving helmet	1
#618	alphabet gum	1
#213	ancient stone fist	2
#191	ancient stone head	2
#2951	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	2
#142	anemone nematocyst	1
#677	anniversary balloon	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
#1079	annoying pitchfork	1
#257	ant sickle	1
#541	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	2
#622	antique bottle opener	1
#533	antique painting of a landscape	1
#571	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#928	antique record album	1
#586	antique souvenir drawing	1
#488	around the world	1
#769	aspirin	1
#1089	atomic vector plotter	1
#1476	baconstone	4
#261	baconstone ring	1
#5464	badass belt	4
#55	bag of lard	17
#428	ball	14
#664	balloon monkey	2
#654	banana peel	1
#115	banana supersucker	6
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#11	bark bracelet	3
#304	bath ball gift set	16
#27	battered old top-hat	1
#454	beaten-up Chucks	1
#430	bed of coals	2
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#379	bejeweled cufflinks	11
#1023	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#247	big bad voodoo mask	2
#146	big glob of skin	1
#521	bindlestocking	3
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#377	bit of clingfilm	11
#509	black eyedrops	1
#461	black picnic basket	1
#462	black spot	1
#70	blackberry galoshes	4
#297	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	21
#239	blue glowstick	7
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#83	blue suede shoes	1
#438	blue-frosted astral cupcake	2
#308	blueberry-frosted king cake	4
#334	blundarrrbus	1
#954	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#199	bottle of Pinot Renoir	8
#163	bottle of antifreeze	6
#535	bottle of bubbles	10
#43	bottle of perfume	1
#680	bottle of pirate juice	1
#284	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	4
#317	bottled inspiration	1
#92	boulder	25
#403	bowl of fishysoisse	2
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#6710	box of sunshine	2
#54	boxing-glove-in-a-box	1
#318	brass stinger	1
#501	breaded beer	1
#30	brick of sand	67
#308	bronze breastplate	4
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#308	buckyball	16
#43	bugged bÃ¶n±Ã©t	1
#70	bugged balaclava	1
#964	bunny liver	1
#227	burrowgrub hive	1
#73	calavera concertina	3
#737	can of CRIMBCOLA	5
#131	can of depilatory cream	1
#956	can of spinach	1
#164	can of starch	1
#1461	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	5
#145	can-you-dig-it?	1
#781	candied yams	11
#715	candy brain	2
#584	candy cane	62
#1563	candy kneecapping stick	2
#1855	candy knuckles	1
#1485	canteen of wine	4
#146	caret	1
#324	cement sandals	3
#287	chainsaw chain	1
#89	charged magnet	1
#943	cheap elven gloves	3
#162	chintzy turtle brooch	6
#504	chocolate bath ball	1
#430	chocolate cigar	3
#715	chocolate filthy lucre	1
#410	chocolate spurs	1
#938	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#303	chrome crossbow	2
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#1749	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#72	clockwork doohickey	1
#97	clockwork thingamajig	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#86	clockwork widget	1
#3271	club necklace	1
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#508	colored-light "necklace"	1
#236	comfy coffin	5
#805	computronic processing unit	2
#131	concentrated garbage juice	6
🥉	control crystal	1
#271	corncob pipe	5
#895	corpse on the beach	5
#851	corpsedriver	5
#699	corpsetini	7
#606	corrupted data	7
#152	cotton candy cone	2
#138	cracker	1
#69	croquet hedgehog	1
#454	cruelty-free wine	2
#176	crumbling rat skull	3
#358	cup of infinite pencils	3
#314	cursed scrunchie	1
#115	cyber-mattock	1
#1247	cyborg stompin' boot	2
#648	daisy	2
#889	dead guy's watch	3
#165	deadly lampshade	6
#619	deck of tropical cards	1
#319	designer handbag	9
#1954	diamond necklace	3
#177	diamond-studded fronts	1
#118	disassembled clover	1,000
#107	divine blowout	374
#171	divine can of silly string	163
#139	divine cracker	96
#155	divine noisemaker	193
#494	doll house	10
#424	dollhive	20
#281	donkey flipbook	3
#78	double-ice box	1
#103	double-ice britches	1
#170	double-ice cap	1
#366	drum of pomade	1
#1677	drywall axe	2
#93	duct tape fedora	1
#232	duct tape sword	1
#44	dueling banjo	1
#1578	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#284	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	2
#4232	easter egg balloon	2
#99	eel battery	1
#122	effluvious emerald	13
#2834	eggnog	1
#107	elephant stinger	6
#878	elven limbos gingerbread	12
#1051	elven cellocello	19
#1274	elven moonshine	3
#1135	elven socks	2
#792	elven suicide capsule	23
#138	empty agua de vida bottle	1,385
#651	enchanted toothpick	1
#72	epic wad	10
#236	escargotsicle	1
#191	evil teddy bear sewing kit	1
#587	extra-greasy slider	2
#45	extra-strength rubber bands	1
#154	eye of the Tiger-lily	3
#254	eye-pod	2
#259	facehugging alien	1
#761	fake blood	1
#1010	fake plastic grass	1
#137	fancy beef jerky	1
#412	fancy chocolate car	7
#420	fancy dress ball	31
#535	fancy opera glasses	6
#65	fat bottom quark	32
#809	felt	11
#857	festive holiday hat	4
#687	festive sausage	2
#166	filth-encrusted futon	5
#692	[2426]fire flower	1
#92	fish scimitar	1
#338	flamin' bindle	2
#604	flaming mushroom	3
#838	flashing novelty button	2
#268	floral print shirt	1
#384	flowing hippy skirt	1
#142	fluid of fudge-finding	1
#85	flyest of shirts	1
#578	frayed rope belt	1
#324	freezin' bindle	2
#561	frigid air mattress	1
#521	frozen banquet	3
#367	frozen mushroom	6
#886	fruitcake	23
#841	fudge lily	1
#62	fudge pocket square	1
#217	fudgesicle	1
#550	fuzzy dice	9
#728	garish pinky ring	3
#697	gearbox necklace	1
#383	giant designer sunglasses	11
#62	giant diamond ring	1
#1638	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#728	giant discarded torn-up glove	5
#1884	giant pinky ring	3
#427	gift-a-pult	1
#946	gingerbread bugbear	23
#3806	gingerbread horror	1
#610	gingerbread house	1
#233	gingerbread mutant bugbear	14
#210	gingham blouse	1
#179	glacial sapphire	4
#245	glass of baboon milk	1
#161	glob of green slime	7
#1000	gloomy black mushroom	3
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#133	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	2
#71	glowing frisbee	1
#162	goblin autoblowgun	1
#158	goblin hunting spear	1
#211	golden plastic oyster egg	1
#2146	golden ring	33
#1012	googly eye	11
#635	goth kid t-shirt	4
#729	gray bow tie	8
#1010	green candy heart	2
#81	green pixie spog	1
#841	green snowcone	1
#70	groovy prism necklace	1
#1546	grue egg	16
#171	gummi ammonite	1
#165	gummi belemnite	1
#170	gummi trilobite	1
#151	gyroscope	20
#2398	hamethyst	1
#1910	handful of confetti	18
#782	handful of sand	3
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#134	hardened slime belt	1
#150	hardened slime hat	1
#324	headhunter necktie	1
#3379	heart necklace	1
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#123	heart of rock and roll	1
#1453	heart-shaped balloon	1
#159	heavy leather-bound tome	1
#225	hedgeturtle	1
#1685	helmet turtle	2
#587	herbal stuffing	13
#418	herringcello	32
#19	hobo dungarees	1
#183	hobo fortress blueprints	1
#626	holiday cheese log	2
#140	honey stick	2
#341	hot plate	1
#1027	hyperbolic plasma focuser	1
#647	iGoogly	25
#60	ice skate doll	1
#277	ice stein	1
#323	iced-out bling	1
#1591	immense cyborg hand	3
#511	incense bath ball	1
#74	infant sandworm	1
#63	insane tophat	1
#1776	ion grid	1
#1082	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	1
#545	irate sombrero	2
#387	irradiated candy cane	10
#139	ivory cue ball	1
#160	jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	2
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#546	jar of fermented pickle juice	2
#581	jar of squeeze	1
#1294	jar of swamp gas	1
#418	jawbruiser	6
#649	jerky coins	21
#201	kamicorpse-ee	1
#1114	kite	5
#1898	kneecapping stick	1
#911	knuckle sandwich	15
#142	kumquat supersucker	5
#707	lavender candy heart	9
#1294	lead necklace	1
#201	leather bookmark	1
#915	length of string	11
#252	lewd playing card	10
#421	licorice garrote	5
#327	limburger biker boots	1
#119	lime supersucker	5
#456	linoleum crossbow	1
#438	linoleum staff	1
#521	linoleum sword	1
#836	live wire	1
#81	loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	2
#179	long-stemmed rose	12
#454	longhaired hippy wig	1
#34	lucky lighter	3
#1202	lucky rabbit's foot	4
#387	magnifying glass	1
#181	makeshift turban	1
#750	many-eyed glasses	1
#483	marshmallow flambé	1
#335	meatcar model	1
#228	memory of a C	4
#76	memory of a CA base pair	1
#42	memory of a CT base pair	2
#55	memory of a GT base pair	2
#276	memory of a T	2
#89	memory of an AG base pair	1
#145	miniature antlers	1
#109	misfit teddy bear	1
#131	moist sailor's cap	1
#686	monomolecular yo-yo	65
#364	moonglasses	1
#296	motivational poster	14
#992	mummy costume	1
#1437	mushroom fermenting solution	3
#2715	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	2
#87	natto marble soda	1
#159	neurostim pill	3
#489	night-vision goggles	4
#990	obsidian dagger	17
#261	oily golden mushroom	2
#2056	old sweatpants	2
#601	oozenog	6
#434	orange peel hat	1
#153	outrageous sombrero	1
#508	oversized fish scaler	9
#1558	pack of KWE trading card	1
#158	painted turtle	1
#1159	pair of bolt cutters	2
#396	palm-frond toupee	1
#453	panhandle panhandling hat	2
#1215	paperclip	1
#105	paperclip cape	1
#100	paperclip pants	1
#92	paperclip turban	1
#102	paperclip-on tie	1
#142	parasitic claw	2
#76	parasitic headgnawer	2
#77	parasitic strangleworm	2
#68	parasitic tentacles	2
#587	party hat	2
#893	passable elf mask	6
#263	patent antipsychotics	1
#871	patent leather shoes	5
#127	pear supersucker	4
#549	penguin focaccia bread	28
#1138	penguin thesaurus	3
#9	perfectly ordinary frog	1
#402	personalized birthday cake	4
#2714	pet rock	1
#330	phish stick	3
#171	physiostim pill	5
#745	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	1
#353	pile of gold coins	3
#85	pile of loose snow	2
#622	pink candy heart	13
#102	pipe wrench	1
#214	pirate shirt	9
#1365	pixellated candy heart	4
#637	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#1065	pocketwatch on a chain	2
#623	poison pen	3
#176	polka-dot bow tie	3
#180	poodle skirt	1
#84	pool of liquid metal	7
#250	possessed top	23
#489	potted fern	1
#150	powdered wig	3
#1126	pretty flower	13
#730	prosthetic forehead	1
#321	psycho sweater	1
#107	pulled porquoise pendant	1
#1101	pumpkinhead mask	1
#647	purple-frosted astral cupcake	1
#1069	quantum polarity inducer	1
#614	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	1
#64	radioactive chew toy	1
#477	razor-tipped yo-yo	18
#125	recording of Chorale of Companionship	1
#144	recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#1006	recursive spline reticulator	1
#229	red balloon	1
#1109	reverse-oscillating klystron	1
#407	rhesus monkey	1
#808	rib of the Bonerdagon	2
#784	robotronic egg	37
#844	rogue swarmer	58
#1022	rusty chain necklace	1
#259	sack lunch	1
#154	safety vest	1
#219	sand dollar	39
#91	sandcastle	1
#480	sawblade shield	5
#311	scented massage oil	5
#150	scintillating powder	1
#130	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	143
#155	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	159
#164	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	159
#87	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	434
#136	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	178
#37	security blankie	1
#104	sequined fez	1
#210	set of jacks	1
#30	sharpened hubcap	2
#212	shimmering rainbow sand	2
#478	shimmering tendrils	1
#1882	shiny ring	6
#262	shiny tribal beads	1
#412	shock collar	1
#230	shot of blackberry schnapps	1
#113	silver cheese-slicer	1
#101	silver paté knife	1
#134	silver salt-shaker	1
#619	silver shrimp fork	2
#131	sinister altar fragment	3
#686	six pack of Mountain Stream	1
#318	six tiny wedges of goat cheese	3
#49	six-armed sweater	1
#50	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	5
#336	sleazy bindle	2
#107	sleep mask	1
#9	sleeping piano cat	1
#615	sleeping stocking	3
#42	slime-covered club	1
#34	slime-covered necklace	1
#214	slime-soaked brain	1
#202	slime-soaked hypophysis	1
#327	slow jam collection	13
#149	smile-sharpening stone	1
#133	snapdragon pistil	4
#94	sock garters	1
#112	soggy seed packet	14
#281	soggy wofl t-shirt	1
#735	solid gold bowling ball	21
#293	souvenir ski t-shirt	2
#271	space jam	1
#3317	spade necklace	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#52	spangly mariachi pants	19
#77	spangly mariachi vest	6
#108	spangly sombrero	6
#95	spangly unitard	1
#73	spectral jelly	1
#1518	spectre scepter	17
#26	spongy shield	2
#236	spooky bindle	4
#1856	spooky felt	1
#1479	spooky hockey mask	1
#280	spooky sap	34
#591	square CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#56	square sponge pants	1
#32	squashed frog	1,309
#988	squirming egg sac	1
#361	stained mattress	3
#106	stapler bear	1
#212	steamy ruby	6
#131	stinkin' bindle	5
#570	strange cube	1
#146	strawberry supersucker	3
#600	string of Crimbo lights	1
#53	string of dingle balls	1
#777	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	57
#408	stuffed Hodgman	1
#587	stuffed Meat	81
#1830	stuffed alien blob	3
#165	stuffed bandersnatch	1
#161	stuffed carpenter	1
#162	stuffed caterpillar	1
#1521	stuffed crazy bastard sword	2
#200	stuffed dodo	1
#1480	stuffed gray blob	8
#670	stuffed key	83
#953	stuffed martini	7
#891	stuffed mink	52
#842	stuffed monocle	55
#117	stuffed pocketwatch	2
#45	stuffed porpoise	5
#876	stuffed teddy butler	52
#1017	stuffed tin of caviar	45
#586	stuffed treasure chest	99
#110	stuffed walrus	2
#1547	sturdy Crimbo crate	2
#278	sucker tachi	1
#766	sucky decal	1
#166	syncopated turtle	1
#1007	synthetic stuffing	2
#264	targeting chip	2
#675	tasty tart	2
#188	tawdry amethyst	5
#2031	teddy bear	1
#269	teddy bear sewing kit	1
#74	teddy borg sewing kit	1
#264	teeny-tiny ninja stars	3
#1115	theoretical string	5
#508	three-tiered wedding cake	1
#1334	throwing wrench	2
#448	tin cup of mulligan stew	2
#174	tin star	1
#325	tiny Mountie hat	1
#411	tiny balloon knife	1
#51	tiny bindle	1
#793	tiny bottle of absinthe	4
#94	tiny costume wardrobe	1
#68	tiny fly glasses	4
#98	tiny goth giant	1
#463	tiny maracas	1
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#383	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#265	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#444	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#620	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#577	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#632	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#281	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#1057	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#401	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#301	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#991	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#263	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#425	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#426	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#1035	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#585	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#312	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#86	tobiko marble soda	1
#266	toe jam	1
#496	tofurkey gravy	18
#500	tofurkey leg	17
#160	tofurkey nugget	1
#245	top	18
#38	torquoise ring	1
#33	tortoboggan shield	1
#664	towel	12
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#1565	toy mercenary	2
#2262	toy space helmet	1
#891	toy train	2
#270	traffic jam	1
#2135	tree-eating kite	5
#660	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#223	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	1
#132	tube sock	4
#248	tulip	2
#351	turtle pheromones	9
#1787	turtle totem	1
#85	turtle wax shield	1
#250	turtlemail bits	3
#22	turtlemail breeches	5
#28	turtlemail coif	4
#37	turtlemail hauberk	3
#130	turtling rod	1
#93	unearthly onyx	16
#8	uniclops egg	1
#1701	unstable DNA	11
#2641	unstable laser battery	8
#727	urinal cake	1
#489	vampire collar	2
#2526	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#143	vampire glitter	3
#670	vanilla-frosted king cake	1
#35	velcro paddle ball	1
#238	vibrating cyborg knife	15
#600	voodoo snuff	1
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
🥈	washboard shield	1
#101	white hat hacker T-shirt	13
#599	wind-up meatcar	10
#1028	wolfman mask	1
#206	world's smallest violin	2
#229	wreath of laurels	3
#421	wrench bracelet	7
#990	yellow candy heart	5
#1348	yo-yo	10

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