Museum :: Cleo

Cleo

Rank	Item	Quantity
#113	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#626	9-ball	1
#143	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	8
#248	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#280	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#226	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#569	ASCII shirt	2
#1132	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#239	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	4
#325	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	3
#827	BGE shotglass	10
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#3370	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	2
#77	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2
#563	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#326	Blizzards I Have Died In	3
#568	Blood Light	1
#472	Bone's Farm "wine"	2
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#1742	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#59	C.H.U.M. knife	12
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1014	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1055	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#717	CRIMBCO mug	14
#1702	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#547	CRIMBCO wine	14
#1702	CRIMBCOIDS mints	3
#1727	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#179	CSA bravery badge	1
#224	CSA discount card	1
#408	CSA fire-starting kit	1
#193	CSA obedience grenade	1
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#82	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#91	Chester's sunglasses	1
#144	Chorale of Companionship	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#104	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#284	Cold Hots candy	27
#202	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	12
#1003	Corpse Island iced tea	4
#308	Crimbo candied pecan	41
#292	Crimbo fudge	47
#289	Crimbo peppermint bark	46
#751	Crimbo pie	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#1962	Crown of the Goblin King	9
#55	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	70
#1696	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#911	Drowsy Sword	16
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#177	Eau de Guaneau	3
#399	Ecto-Cooler	2
#1103	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#60	Elron's Explosive Etude	2
#170	Elvish delight	1
#89	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	1
#214	Frogade	1
#83	Frosty's arm	1
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#528	Frosty's frosty mug	2
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#79	Good 'n' Slimy	2
#797	Goodfella contract	6
#215	Grateful Undead T-shirt	2
#1441	Green Clover of Justice	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#145	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#21	Ice-Cold Beerring	2
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#1114	Iron Beta of Industry	3
#44	Kiss the Knob apron	3
#356	Kissin' Cousins	3
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#197	Let Me Be!	7
#1461	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	15
#599	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	26
#194	Manetwich	4
#403	Meat detector	1
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#154	Mer-kin takebag	2
#356	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	1
#92	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#29	Mudflap-Girl Earring	2
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#632	NPZR chemistry set	1
#282	Necrotelicomnicon	2
#523	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#30	Nose Ring of Putrescence	2
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#1270	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#135	PlexiPips	1
#67	Prelude of Precision	2
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#545	SPF 451 lip balm	3
#1051	Schrödinger's thermos	1
#404	Silver Bullet beer	4
#282	Sinful Desires	2
#644	Steal This Candy	1
#159	Summer Nights	6
#409	Tales from the Fireside	3
#670	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	3
#398	The Art of Slapfighting	2
#509	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	2
#41	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	2
#633	The Joy of Wassailing	4
#1035	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#613	Travels with Jerry	2
#850	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
#647	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	10
#35	Uncle Hobo's belt	1
#23	Uncle Hobo's epic beard	1
#29	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#16	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	2
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
#464	Uncle Romulus	2
#40	Underworld sapling	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#72	Unspeakable Earring	1
#205	Wand of Oscus	1
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#135	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	94
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#917	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#565	a little sump'm sump'm	2
#139	aerated diving helmet	1
#622	alphabet gum	1
#214	ancient stone fist	2
#191	ancient stone head	2
#2948	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	2
#142	anemone nematocyst	1
#678	anniversary balloon	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#543	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	2
#624	antique bottle opener	1
#534	antique painting of a landscape	1
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#930	antique record album	1
#588	antique souvenir drawing	1
#486	around the world	1
#769	aspirin	1
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#1480	baconstone	4
#261	baconstone ring	1
#5464	badass belt	4
#55	bag of lard	17
#429	ball	14
#664	balloon monkey	2
#654	banana peel	1
#115	banana supersucker	6
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#11	bark bracelet	3
#305	bath ball gift set	16
#28	battered old top-hat	1
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#430	bed of coals	2
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#380	bejeweled cufflinks	11
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#249	big bad voodoo mask	2
#146	big glob of skin	1
#521	bindlestocking	3
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#376	bit of clingfilm	11
#510	black eyedrops	1
#461	black picnic basket	1
#464	black spot	1
#71	blackberry galoshes	4
#297	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	21
#239	blue glowstick	7
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#83	blue suede shoes	1
#437	blue-frosted astral cupcake	2
#308	blueberry-frosted king cake	4
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#954	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#200	bottle of Pinot Renoir	8
#163	bottle of antifreeze	6
#538	bottle of bubbles	10
#44	bottle of perfume	1
#680	bottle of pirate juice	1
#287	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	4
#318	bottled inspiration	1
#92	boulder	25
#403	bowl of fishysoisse	2
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#6715	box of sunshine	2
#53	boxing-glove-in-a-box	1
#318	brass stinger	1
#502	breaded beer	1
#30	brick of sand	67
#310	bronze breastplate	4
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#309	buckyball	16
#44	bugged bÃ¶n±Ã©t	1
#70	bugged balaclava	1
#969	bunny liver	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#73	calavera concertina	3
#737	can of CRIMBCOLA	5
#131	can of depilatory cream	1
#957	can of spinach	1
#164	can of starch	1
#1462	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	5
#145	can-you-dig-it?	1
#783	candied yams	11
#717	candy brain	2
#587	candy cane	62
#1565	candy kneecapping stick	2
#1853	candy knuckles	1
#1483	canteen of wine	4
#146	caret	1
#324	cement sandals	3
#289	chainsaw chain	1
#89	charged magnet	1
#943	cheap elven gloves	3
#162	chintzy turtle brooch	6
#503	chocolate bath ball	1
#430	chocolate cigar	3
#716	chocolate filthy lucre	1
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#303	chrome crossbow	2
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#1753	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#72	clockwork doohickey	1
#97	clockwork thingamajig	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#86	clockwork widget	1
#3274	club necklace	1
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#236	comfy coffin	5
#805	computronic processing unit	2
#131	concentrated garbage juice	6
🥉	control crystal	1
#270	corncob pipe	5
#897	corpse on the beach	5
#854	corpsedriver	5
#701	corpsetini	7
#607	corrupted data	7
#153	cotton candy cone	2
#138	cracker	1
#71	croquet hedgehog	1
#456	cruelty-free wine	2
#176	crumbling rat skull	3
#357	cup of infinite pencils	3
#314	cursed scrunchie	1
#115	cyber-mattock	1
#1245	cyborg stompin' boot	2
#648	daisy	2
#891	dead guy's watch	3
#165	deadly lampshade	6
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#322	designer handbag	9
#1956	diamond necklace	3
#177	diamond-studded fronts	1
#118	disassembled clover	1,000
#108	divine blowout	374
#173	divine can of silly string	163
#139	divine cracker	96
#156	divine noisemaker	193
#495	doll house	10
#425	dollhive	20
#281	donkey flipbook	3
#79	double-ice box	1
#103	double-ice britches	1
#170	double-ice cap	1
#367	drum of pomade	1
#1677	drywall axe	2
#93	duct tape fedora	1
#233	duct tape sword	1
#44	dueling banjo	1
#1576	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#285	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	2
#4233	easter egg balloon	2
#100	eel battery	1
#123	effluvious emerald	13
#2834	eggnog	1
#108	elephant stinger	6
#877	elven limbos gingerbread	12
#1052	elven cellocello	19
#1273	elven moonshine	3
#1136	elven socks	2
#793	elven suicide capsule	23
#139	empty agua de vida bottle	1,385
#651	enchanted toothpick	1
#73	epic wad	10
#237	escargotsicle	1
#191	evil teddy bear sewing kit	1
#590	extra-greasy slider	2
#45	extra-strength rubber bands	1
#155	eye of the Tiger-lily	3
#255	eye-pod	2
#261	facehugging alien	1
#762	fake blood	1
#1009	fake plastic grass	1
#138	fancy beef jerky	1
#411	fancy chocolate car	7
#421	fancy dress ball	31
#534	fancy opera glasses	6
#66	fat bottom quark	32
#811	felt	11
#855	festive holiday hat	4
#686	festive sausage	2
#166	filth-encrusted futon	5
#692	[2426]fire flower	1
#92	fish scimitar	1
#339	flamin' bindle	2
#604	flaming mushroom	3
#838	flashing novelty button	2
#268	floral print shirt	1
#383	flowing hippy skirt	1
#143	fluid of fudge-finding	1
#84	flyest of shirts	1
#578	frayed rope belt	1
#323	freezin' bindle	2
#562	frigid air mattress	1
#519	frozen banquet	3
#368	frozen mushroom	6
#886	fruitcake	23
#843	fudge lily	1
#62	fudge pocket square	1
#219	fudgesicle	1
#550	fuzzy dice	9
#728	garish pinky ring	3
#696	gearbox necklace	1
#382	giant designer sunglasses	11
#62	giant diamond ring	1
#1640	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#728	giant discarded torn-up glove	5
#1887	giant pinky ring	3
#427	gift-a-pult	1
#946	gingerbread bugbear	23
#3809	gingerbread horror	1
#608	gingerbread house	1
#234	gingerbread mutant bugbear	14
#209	gingham blouse	1
#179	glacial sapphire	4
#245	glass of baboon milk	1
#162	glob of green slime	7
#1003	gloomy black mushroom	3
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#132	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	2
#66	glowing frisbee	1
#162	goblin autoblowgun	1
#159	goblin hunting spear	1
#211	golden plastic oyster egg	1
#2145	golden ring	33
#1013	googly eye	11
#638	goth kid t-shirt	4
#729	gray bow tie	8
#1010	green candy heart	2
#81	green pixie spog	1
#843	green snowcone	1
#70	groovy prism necklace	1
#1548	grue egg	16
#171	gummi ammonite	1
#165	gummi belemnite	1
#170	gummi trilobite	1
#151	gyroscope	20
#2399	hamethyst	1
#1915	handful of confetti	18
#782	handful of sand	3
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#134	hardened slime belt	1
#150	hardened slime hat	1
#324	headhunter necktie	1
#3383	heart necklace	1
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#124	heart of rock and roll	1
#1455	heart-shaped balloon	1
#160	heavy leather-bound tome	1
#225	hedgeturtle	1
#1689	helmet turtle	2
#588	herbal stuffing	13
#420	herringcello	32
#19	hobo dungarees	1
#183	hobo fortress blueprints	1
#626	holiday cheese log	2
#142	honey stick	2
#342	hot plate	1
#1026	hyperbolic plasma focuser	1
#647	iGoogly	25
#60	ice skate doll	1
#275	ice stein	1
#325	iced-out bling	1
#1588	immense cyborg hand	3
#511	incense bath ball	1
#71	infant sandworm	1
#63	insane tophat	1
#1776	ion grid	1
#1080	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	1
#544	irate sombrero	2
#390	irradiated candy cane	10
#139	ivory cue ball	1
#161	jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	2
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#550	jar of fermented pickle juice	2
#581	jar of squeeze	1
#1295	jar of swamp gas	1
#418	jawbruiser	6
#650	jerky coins	21
#201	kamicorpse-ee	1
#1114	kite	5
#1898	kneecapping stick	1
#911	knuckle sandwich	15
#142	kumquat supersucker	5
#707	lavender candy heart	9
#1295	lead necklace	1
#201	leather bookmark	1
#916	length of string	11
#253	lewd playing card	10
#421	licorice garrote	5
#328	limburger biker boots	1
#119	lime supersucker	5
#456	linoleum crossbow	1
#437	linoleum staff	1
#521	linoleum sword	1
#836	live wire	1
#82	loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	2
#179	long-stemmed rose	12
#454	longhaired hippy wig	1
#33	lucky lighter	3
#1203	lucky rabbit's foot	4
#387	magnifying glass	1
#181	makeshift turban	1
#750	many-eyed glasses	1
#482	marshmallow flambé	1
#335	meatcar model	1
#229	memory of a C	4
#76	memory of a CA base pair	1
#42	memory of a CT base pair	2
#55	memory of a GT base pair	2
#275	memory of a T	2
#89	memory of an AG base pair	1
#145	miniature antlers	1
#109	misfit teddy bear	1
#131	moist sailor's cap	1
#687	monomolecular yo-yo	65
#364	moonglasses	1
#295	motivational poster	14
#992	mummy costume	1
#1437	mushroom fermenting solution	3
#2715	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	2
#87	natto marble soda	1
#159	neurostim pill	3
#489	night-vision goggles	4
#988	obsidian dagger	17
#261	oily golden mushroom	2
#2062	old sweatpants	2
#601	oozenog	6
#435	orange peel hat	1
#153	outrageous sombrero	1
#508	oversized fish scaler	9
#1557	pack of KWE trading card	1
#160	painted turtle	1
#1159	pair of bolt cutters	2
#396	palm-frond toupee	1
#454	panhandle panhandling hat	2
#1215	paperclip	1
#103	paperclip cape	1
#99	paperclip pants	1
#91	paperclip turban	1
#101	paperclip-on tie	1
#142	parasitic claw	2
#75	parasitic headgnawer	2
#77	parasitic strangleworm	2
#67	parasitic tentacles	2
#585	party hat	2
#894	passable elf mask	6
#263	patent antipsychotics	1
#871	patent leather shoes	5
#127	pear supersucker	4
#549	penguin focaccia bread	28
#1138	penguin thesaurus	3
#8	perfectly ordinary frog	1
#403	personalized birthday cake	4
#2716	pet rock	1
#332	phish stick	3
#170	physiostim pill	5
#747	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	1
#354	pile of gold coins	3
#85	pile of loose snow	2
#622	pink candy heart	13
#102	pipe wrench	1
#214	pirate shirt	9
#1366	pixellated candy heart	4
#636	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#1064	pocketwatch on a chain	2
#622	poison pen	3
#176	polka-dot bow tie	3
#180	poodle skirt	1
#84	pool of liquid metal	7
#251	possessed top	23
#489	potted fern	1
#150	powdered wig	3
#1131	pretty flower	13
#730	prosthetic forehead	1
#321	psycho sweater	1
#106	pulled porquoise pendant	1
#1101	pumpkinhead mask	1
#646	purple-frosted astral cupcake	1
#1068	quantum polarity inducer	1
#614	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	1
#64	radioactive chew toy	1
#478	razor-tipped yo-yo	18
#124	recording of Chorale of Companionship	1
#144	recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#1005	recursive spline reticulator	1
#229	red balloon	1
#1107	reverse-oscillating klystron	1
#406	rhesus monkey	1
#808	rib of the Bonerdagon	2
#786	robotronic egg	37
#844	rogue swarmer	58
#1021	rusty chain necklace	1
#262	sack lunch	1
#156	safety vest	1
#222	sand dollar	39
#92	sandcastle	1
#479	sawblade shield	5
#310	scented massage oil	5
#150	scintillating powder	1
#130	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	143
#155	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	159
#164	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	159
#87	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	434
#137	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	178
#37	security blankie	1
#104	sequined fez	1
#210	set of jacks	1
#30	sharpened hubcap	2
#212	shimmering rainbow sand	2
#478	shimmering tendrils	1
#1883	shiny ring	6
#264	shiny tribal beads	1
#412	shock collar	1
#233	shot of blackberry schnapps	1
#113	silver cheese-slicer	1
#101	silver paté knife	1
#136	silver salt-shaker	1
#620	silver shrimp fork	2
#131	sinister altar fragment	3
#685	six pack of Mountain Stream	1
#318	six tiny wedges of goat cheese	3
#49	six-armed sweater	1
#50	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	5
#335	sleazy bindle	2
#107	sleep mask	1
#9	sleeping piano cat	1
#615	sleeping stocking	3
#42	slime-covered club	1
#34	slime-covered necklace	1
#213	slime-soaked brain	1
#201	slime-soaked hypophysis	1
#328	slow jam collection	13
#149	smile-sharpening stone	1
#134	snapdragon pistil	4
#94	sock garters	1
#112	soggy seed packet	14
#281	soggy wofl t-shirt	1
#736	solid gold bowling ball	21
#293	souvenir ski t-shirt	2
#270	space jam	1
#3320	spade necklace	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#54	spangly mariachi pants	19
#78	spangly mariachi vest	6
#109	spangly sombrero	6
#97	spangly unitard	1
#74	spectral jelly	1
#1522	spectre scepter	17
#25	spongy shield	2
#236	spooky bindle	4
#1856	spooky felt	1
#1479	spooky hockey mask	1
#285	spooky sap	34
#594	square CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#57	square sponge pants	1
#32	squashed frog	1,309
#988	squirming egg sac	1
#362	stained mattress	3
#105	stapler bear	1
#212	steamy ruby	6
#131	stinkin' bindle	5
#571	strange cube	1
#146	strawberry supersucker	3
#599	string of Crimbo lights	1
#53	string of dingle balls	1
#778	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	57
#410	stuffed Hodgman	1
#590	stuffed Meat	81
#1831	stuffed alien blob	3
#165	stuffed bandersnatch	1
#161	stuffed carpenter	1
#162	stuffed caterpillar	1
#1527	stuffed crazy bastard sword	2
#200	stuffed dodo	1
#1479	stuffed gray blob	8
#674	stuffed key	83
#955	stuffed martini	7
#894	stuffed mink	52
#849	stuffed monocle	55
#117	stuffed pocketwatch	2
#45	stuffed porpoise	5
#880	stuffed teddy butler	52
#1018	stuffed tin of caviar	45
#588	stuffed treasure chest	99
#110	stuffed walrus	2
#1546	sturdy Crimbo crate	2
#278	sucker tachi	1
#766	sucky decal	1
#167	syncopated turtle	1
#1007	synthetic stuffing	2
#264	targeting chip	2
#675	tasty tart	2
#188	tawdry amethyst	5
#2033	teddy bear	1
#269	teddy bear sewing kit	1
#74	teddy borg sewing kit	1
#264	teeny-tiny ninja stars	3
#1115	theoretical string	5
#508	three-tiered wedding cake	1
#1332	throwing wrench	2
#448	tin cup of mulligan stew	2
#174	tin star	1
#325	tiny Mountie hat	1
#411	tiny balloon knife	1
#51	tiny bindle	1
#790	tiny bottle of absinthe	4
#92	tiny costume wardrobe	1
#69	tiny fly glasses	4
#99	tiny goth giant	1
#463	tiny maracas	1
#650	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#634	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#990	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#85	tobiko marble soda	1
#265	toe jam	1
#497	tofurkey gravy	18
#502	tofurkey leg	17
#160	tofurkey nugget	1
#246	top	18
#37	torquoise ring	1
#33	tortoboggan shield	1
#665	towel	12
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#1564	toy mercenary	2
#2262	toy space helmet	1
#892	toy train	2
#269	traffic jam	1
#2135	tree-eating kite	5
#658	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#226	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	1
#133	tube sock	4
#247	tulip	2
#349	turtle pheromones	9
#1790	turtle totem	1
#87	turtle wax shield	1
#253	turtlemail bits	3
#22	turtlemail breeches	5
#28	turtlemail coif	4
#39	turtlemail hauberk	3
#131	turtling rod	1
#94	unearthly onyx	16
#8	uniclops egg	1
#1699	unstable DNA	11
#2639	unstable laser battery	8
#728	urinal cake	1
#488	vampire collar	2
#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#144	vampire glitter	3
#669	vanilla-frosted king cake	1
#35	velcro paddle ball	1
#237	vibrating cyborg knife	15
#600	voodoo snuff	1
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
🥈	washboard shield	1
#101	white hat hacker T-shirt	13
#599	wind-up meatcar	10
#1027	wolfman mask	1
#207	world's smallest violin	2
#229	wreath of laurels	3
#420	wrench bracelet	7
#989	yellow candy heart	5
#1349	yo-yo	10

Wow, that's 9,203 items total!

what items are this player missing?