| #160 | "DRINK ME" potion | 238 |
| #1227 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #241 | Atomic Comic | 2 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #574 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #633 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1014 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1055 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2098 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #1223 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #2424 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #969 | Crimbo candied pecan | 6 |
| #1174 | Crimbo fudge | 3 |
| #1171 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 3 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #844 | Crimbuck | 924 |
| #1154 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 3 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #997 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| #138 | Lars the Cyberian | 3 |
| #777 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 3 |
| #1075 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #418 | Travels with Jerry | 3 |
| #512 | Typical Tavern swill | 3 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #400 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #384 | antique souvenir drawing | 2 |
| #502 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #755 | bananagate | 4 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #27 | black forest cake | 518 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1464 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1291 | blue plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #340 | bone flute | 2 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #342 | brine | 57 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #279 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 8 |
| #3287 | candy cane | 4 |
| #1565 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1466 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #802 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #438 | colorful plastic ball | 21 |
| #1150 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #284 | dill | 127 |
| #370 | duct tape | 101 |
| #194 | duct tape wallet | 4 |
| #102 | electrical thingamabob | 156 |
| #1133 | elven cellocello | 18 |
| #1322 | elven suicide capsule | 14 |
| #428 | extra-greasy slider | 4 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #194 | fetid feather | 52 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #163 | filthy lucre | 173 |
| #180 | flaming feather | 75 |
| #270 | flirtatious feather | 25 |
| #910 | floaty sand | 2 |
| #186 | frightful feather | 58 |
| #562 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #245 | frozen feather | 45 |
| #377 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #687 | fudgecule | 591 |
| #949 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #312 | ghost cucumber | 138 |
| #986 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #575 | green gummi ingot | 32 |
| #2399 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #4484 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1206 | herringcello | 16 |
| #454 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #583 | kumquartz | 7 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #322 | licorice garrote | 6 |
| #510 | live wire | 2 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #1340 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #866 | mummy costume | 3 |
| #1437 | mushroom fermenting solution | 3 |
| #870 | night-vision goggles | 2 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1582 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #23 | paperclip sproinger | 11 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #1238 | passable elf mask | 4 |
| #549 | pearidot | 8 |
| #44 | pebblebräu | 3 |
| #1397 | penguin focaccia bread | 12 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #105 | plastic ingot | 175 |
| #910 | pocketwatch on a chain | 3 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1070 | puce plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1564 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1057 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #902 | pumpkinhead mask | 4 |
| #564 | red gummi ingot | 32 |
| #1458 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #160 | scrap of shadow | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #873 | spooky sap | 3 |
| #594 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #165 | stolen office supplies | 26 |
| #375 | strange cube | 3 |
| #708 | strawberyl | 4 |
| #1459 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 24 |
| #1202 | stuffed Meat | 35 |
| #1165 | stuffed key | 34 |
| #1461 | stuffed martini | 3 |
| #2420 | stuffed mink | 6 |
| #1809 | stuffed monocle | 16 |
| #1565 | stuffed teddy butler | 22 |
| #1717 | stuffed tin of caviar | 18 |
| #991 | stuffed treasure chest | 47 |
| #804 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #616 | tassel | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #620 | tourmalime | 6 |
| #1580 | towel | 2 |
| #658 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1357 | valuable trinket | 24 |
| #245 | vinegar | 152 |
| #126 | white collar | 15 |
| #1027 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #571 | yellow gummi ingot | 32 |
| #1179 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #632 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |