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Figfewdisgewd

Rank	Item	Quantity
#115	Überraschthexengebräu	1
#116	"KICK ME" sign	1
#74	"meat" stick	6
#239	1952 Mickey Mantle card	1
#102	4-d camera	2
#185	Angry Farmer candy	870
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#59	BOOtonniere	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#503	BRICKO brick	1
#24	BRICKO elephant	2
#85	BRICKO reactor	3
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#632	BURT	1
#112	Baja sopapilla	7
#613	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#36	Batfellow comic	6
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#562	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#15	Boosty Juice	2
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#136	Boulevardier cocktail	1
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#914	CRIMBCO scrip	95
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#786	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#83	Candicaine	1
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#105	Carol of the Hells	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#14	Celsius 233	4
#152	Cheer-Up soda	2
#23	Children's Meal of the Damned	1
#36	Choco-Mint patty	19
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#572	Chroner	1
#102	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	1
#168	Cloaca Cola Polar	1
#172	Coinspiracy	1
#1853	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#97	Crimbeau de toilette	2
#1216	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	2
#41	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	1
#44	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	1
#43	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	1
#98	Crimbo Credit	128
#34	Crimbo Factory surprise box	59
#62	Crimbo candied pecan	550
#104	Crimbo candle	2
#62	Crimbo fudge	598
#75	Crimbo paste	1
#54	Crimbo peppermint bark	624
#387	Crimbo pie	5
#235	Crimbo salad	5
#83	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#175	Crimbojito	1
#87	Crimbolex watch	1
#127	Crimbonium fuel rod	17
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#9	Crimbot battery	346
#269	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	9
#244	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#260	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#146	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	3
#246	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#111	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	5
#206	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#359	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	4
#248	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#311	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	6
#222	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	5
#244	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#352	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	4
#181	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	2
#172	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	2
#280	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	3
#287	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	7
#274	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	3
#308	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	6
#253	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#9	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	2
#20	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#2022	Crimboween memo	2
#127	Crimboysters Rockefeller	2
#1775	Crimbuck	82
#1963	Crown of the Goblin King	9
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#95	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	1
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#15	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	1
#289	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	1
#98	El Vibrato power sphere	16
#6	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	9
#32	Eldritch snap	3
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#521	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#41	FantasyRealm membership packet	1
#169	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#109	Flaskfull of Hollow	5
#89	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	1
#310	Frosty's frosty mug	5
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#125	Game Grid ticket	73
#225	Game Grid token	3
#182	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	1
#118	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	1
#108	Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	1
#101	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	1
#116	Groll doll	1
#343	Gummi-DNA	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#601	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
#187	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	2
#5	History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	1
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#133	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#63	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	2
#121	Holiday Fun!	1
#110	Hotwire™ brand candy rope	1
#60	How to Play Othello	10
#94	Illuminati earpiece	2
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#1289	Iron Beta of Industry	2
#1196	Jack-in-the-box	1
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#731	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	5
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#505	Knob Goblin steroids	11
#61	Kokomo Resort Pass	1
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#490	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	1
#109	LCD game: Burger Belt	1
#109	LCD game: Food Eater	1
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#970	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#461	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	74
#126	Mark of the Bugbear	1
#125	Mark of the Ghost	1
#133	Mark of the Skeleton	1
#129	Mark of the Vampire	1
#129	Mark of the Werewolf	1
#127	Mark of the Zombie	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#68	Meat maid body	5
🥇	Memories of Beanslinging	1
🥉	Memories of Cow Punching	1
🥇	Memories of Snake Oiling	1
#193	Mer-kin cookiestove	1
#134	Mini-Crimbot crate	1
#346	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#80	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	1
#162	Mysterious Black Box	1
#164	Mysterious Blue Box	1
#161	Mysterious Green Box	1
#154	Mysterious Red Box	1
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#68	Neverending Party favor	1
#988	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	3
#246	Nuclear Blastball	1
#37	Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	1
#96	Othello's military jacket	1
#238	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	1
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#89	Racisto Ruidoso	5
#204	Roo trading card	1
#26	Satan hat	1
#982	Schrödinger's thermos	2
#7	Science Notebook	2
#16	Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	1
#211	Serenity trading card	1
#153	Sogg-Os	1
#21	Source shades	1
#187	Space Tours Tripple	3
#29	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	1
#24	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	1
#22	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#644	Steal This Candy	1
#243	Strix stix	1
#945	Summer Nights	1
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#289	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	50
#48	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	462
#59	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	4
#313	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	46
#69	Telltale™ rubber heart	3
#598	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#684	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#527	The Cooler Out of Space	1
#64	The Emperor's dry cleaning	4
#56	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	1
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#81	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	1
#208	The Snake trading card	1
#124	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	1
#6	Third Eye	1
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#805	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	2
#428	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	1
#1947	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#320	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	1
#263	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#626	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#1305	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	1
#2347	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	1
#1269	Thwaitgold termite statuette	1
#16	Time Cape	1
#18	Time Cloak	1
#39	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#21	Trash, a Memoir	1
#612	Travels with Jerry	2
#321	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	1
#312	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	1
#306	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	1
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#850	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
#802	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	3
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#102	Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	2
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#134	Wal-Mart gift certificate	1
#203	Wand of Oscus	1
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#134	Z-Bone steak	12
#322	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	4
#916	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#36	airborne mutagen	1
#223	alien force field disruptor bean	1
#202	alien source code printout	1
🥉	alpine watercolor set	11
#2948	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	2
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#451	anticheese	10
#115	antimatter wad	1
#736	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#167	antique beer	1
#626	antique bottle opener	1
#163	antique machete	2
#117	antique nutcracker figurine	2
#535	antique painting of a landscape	1
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#931	antique record album	1
#587	antique souvenir drawing	1
#182	artisanal limoncello	2
#769	aspirin	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#99	baby killer bee	100
#183	babycakes	1
#2045	baconstone	2
#10	bad vibroknife	2
#3566	badass belt	11
#197	bag of QWOP	2
#1883	bag of airline peanuts	1
#502	bag of bones	1
#67	bag of grain	1
#25	bakelite-covered bacon	1
#405	banana	11
#251	banana supersucker	1
#968	bananagate	1
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#381	bark rootbeer	2
#63	barnacled barrel	1
#87	barrel beryl	1
#83	barrel cracker	1
#84	barrel pickle	1
#25	barrel-aged eggnog	1
#101	barrel-aged martini	1
#1914	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#1426	bath ball gift set	1
#1662	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#184	beautiful rainbow	1
#104	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	5
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#859	belemnite fossil	2
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#67	big bundle of chamoix	5
#73	big tun	1
#297	black and white cracker	1
#54	black brandy	1
#66	black mana	4
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#431	black striped oyster egg	12
#137	blank diary	1
#246	blank fudge mold	1
#469	blind-packed capsule toy	2
#66	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	227
#93	blood-drive sticker	1
#80	blue mana	2
#941	blue plasma ball	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1835	blue striped oyster egg	2
#136	blue tulip	1
#8	blueberry muffin	1
#945	bone chips	1
#53	bonerang	1
#4	booze mailing list	1
#90	bottle of Amontillado	1
#118	bottle of Crimbognac	2
#5025	bottle of goofballs	1
#191	bottled day	1
#241	bottled inspiration	2
#102	bottled swamp gas	1
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#15	bowl of mernudo	2,000
#246	bowling ball	1
#47	box of bear arms	1
#3615	box of sunshine	18
#102	brain preservation fluid	3
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#5	bran muffin	1
#31	breakfast mess	794
#43	breakfast miracle	9
#83	browser cookie	1
#238	bubble-wrap simulator	2
#15	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	1
#21	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	1
#13	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	1
#110	bubblin' chemistry solution	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#147	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	4
#1590	can of Binarrrca	2
#735	can of CRIMBCOLA	5
#299	can of V-11	1
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#101	can of mixed everything	1
#956	can of spinach	1
#1464	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	5
#65	candied bolts	11
#92	candied nuts	9
#1674	candied yams	4
#1634	candy cane	18
#45	candy crayons	1
🥈	candy mailing list	1
#206	candy skeleton	2
#1591	capacitor relay	2
#1811	carbon nanotube frame	1
#237	centipede eggs	14
#88	chakra malt	2
#53	chakra sludge	23
#99	chakra-mental wine	2
#123	chaos popcorn	1
#156	cheer-o-gram	2
#72	chitinous pod	1
#299	choco-Crimbot	1
#46	chocolate "Phoenix"	1
#40	chocolate Spider Queen	1
#7	chocolate chip muffin	1
#596	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	2
#1274	chunk of depleted Grimacite	5
#394	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#99	classy monkey	1
#56	coffee pixie stick	1
#680	colorful plastic ball	1
#94	colorful toad	10
#752	commemorative war stein	2
#40	communal gobstopper	10
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
#565	cookie cookie	1
#196	corned-beef Reuben	10
#1825	corpse on the beach	1
#1819	corpsedriver	1
#1813	corpsetini	1
#19	corrupted bird DNA	2
#697	corrupted data	2
#8	cottage	282
#25	cranberry margarita (brackish)	112
#175	crumbling rat skull	3
🥉	crystal belt buckle	3
#693	crystalline cheer	1
#45	cuddly teddy bear	1
#377	cursed piece of thirteen	1
#24	cursed wishbone	10
#60	cute mushroom	1
#75	cyborg stompin' boot	12
#184	cylindrical mold	9
#29	dark hamethyst ring	1
#43	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	1
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#810	decorative fountain	1
#1251	defective skull	4
#68	delicious candy	1
#843	delicious salad	28
#177	delicious shimmering moth	4
#385	deluxe fax machine	1
#1153	designer handbag	1
#15	detective tattoo	1
#12	dice ring	1
#220	digital key lime	1
#1098	disassembled clover	10
#513	disembodied brain	4
#73	disintegrating barrel	1
#985	distilled fortified wine	1
#1012	doll house	3
#219	dollar-sign bag	5
#1168	dollhive	3
#85	donated booze	265
#97	donated candy	192
#111	donated food	188
#655	donkey flipbook	1
#16	dove DNA	2
🥉	dreadful roast	31
#13	drippy caviar	1
#22	drippy nugget	1
#19	drippy truncheon	1
#131	drive-thru burger	1
#17	druidic s'more	1
#46	dude ranch souvenir crate	1
#1315	dusty Crimbo crate	2
#71	dusty barrel	1
#4234	easter egg balloon	2
#51	eerie fetish	1
#2833	eggnog	1
#107	elderly jawbreaker	1
#72	eldritch distillate	1
#53	eldritch elixir	2
#70	eldritch essence	1
#92	eldritch extract	1
#100	eldritch ichor	11
#12	eldritch mushroom pizza	7
#35	electrical thingamabob	557
#63	electronic dulcimer pants	1
#8	elevenderizing hammer	1
#4	elevennis shoes	1
#5	elevent	1
#1813	elven limbos gingerbread	1
#2080	elven cellocello	1
#290	elven hardtack	1
#199	elven magi-pack	1
#210	elven medi-pack	1
#1586	elven moonshine	1
#305	elven squeeze	1
#1911	elven suicide capsule	1
#80	emergency margarita	1
#448	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	23
#999	empty agua de vida bottle	20
#315	epic wad	1
#195	ert grey goo ring	1
#99	essential tofu	1
#355	evil golden arches	1
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#261	facehugging alien	1
#1008	fake plastic grass	1
#137	fancy beef jerky	1
#575	fat stacks of cash	11
#47	festive egg sac	4
#1427	festive holiday hat	1
#93	filet of The Fish	2
#100	filthy child leash	1
#64	finger cuffs	1
#168	fish juice box	1
#13	fishelada	2,000
#129	fitness wristband	1
#108	flan del mar	7
#53	flask of port	2
#819	flavored foot massage oil	1
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#100	fluid of fudge-finding	2
#815	foam dart	1
🥉	food mailing list	1
#100	forest spirit rattle	1
#62	fossilized baboon skull	11
#32	fossilized bat skull	20
#16	fossilized demon skull	33
#30	fossilized limb	292
#22	fossilized serpent skull	34
#44	fossilized spider skull	12
#30	fossilized spike	129
#8	fossilized spine	161
#93	fossilized torso	66
#31	fossilized wing	126
#80	fossilized wyrm skull	10
#18	fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	1
#215	freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	1
#281	freezerburned ice cube	1
#620	frigid fudgepuck	2
#281	frozen Mob Penguin	5
#706	frozen banquet	1
#379	fudge bunny	1
#197	fudge cube	1
#843	fudge lily	1
#63	fudge pocket square	1
#144	fudge spork	2
#123	fudge-shaped hole in space-time	1
#1144	fudgecule	30
#4737	fuzzy dice	1
#203	gamma nog	1
#141	ghost beer	2
#50	ghost key	13
#93	ghost pepper	1
#302	ghost protocol	1
#65	ghost thread	1
#108	ghostly pickling solution	1
#106	giant pearl	1
#119	giant spider leg	1
#139	giant turkey leg	3
#80	gift card	3
#3809	gingerbread horror	1
#634	gingerbread robot	2
#27	glass of drippy wine	1
#289	glob of green slime	1
#166	glob of salty molasses	1
#108	glob of spoiled mayo	6
#1496	gloomy black mushroom	1
#77	glowing syringe	3
#18	gnashing teeth	2
#141	gold Boozehounds Anonymous token	4
#2538	golden ring	5
#90	government	1
#65	government booze shipment	1
#69	government candy shipment	1
#262	government cheese	1
#68	government food shipment	1
#183	government-issued night-vision goggles	1
#70	grape troll doll	1
#66	great big capacitor	1
#31	green pill	2
#73	grimstone mask	4
#89	grip key	1
#171	gummi ammonite	1
#165	gummi belemnite	1
#86	gummi canary	5
#61	gummi salamander	8
#93	gummi snake	6
#170	gummi trilobite	1
#533	guy made of bee pollen	4
#76	hacked gibson	1
#32	half double fruitcake	2
#90	hambrosier	2
#239	hamlet sandwich	1
#17	hand-crafted candy cane	1
#190	handful of Laughing Willow bark	1
#93	handful of Smithereens	5
#1333	handful of confetti	29
#211	handful of crafty noodles	1
#231	handful of honey	27
#396	handful of numbers	1
#107	headless sparrow	17
#362	hemp candy necklace	1
#68	hermit factoid	6
#30	holo-platoon	1
#135	huge pumpkin	2
#197	hunk of granite	1
#1026	hyperbolic plasma focuser	1
#29	ice house	1
#50	ice rice	1
#214	immense cyborg hand	11
#957	incredibly creepy marionette	2
#246	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
#157	intact anemone spike	1
#1775	ion grid	1
#1080	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	1
#84	janglin' bones	51
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#697	jar of fermented pickle juice	1
#66	jar of psychoses (Jick)	1
#47	jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	1
#46	jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	1
#581	jar of squeeze	1
#1295	jar of swamp gas	1
#125	java cookie	5
#1861	jawbruiser	1
#1828	jazz soap	1
#910	jerky coins	5
#205	jive turkey leg	4
#1882	joybuzzer	1
#82	jug of baconstone juice	1
#66	jug of hamethyst juice	1
#79	jug of porquoise juice	1
#70	junk food	1
#207	ketchup hound	34
#1289	killer rag doll	1
#2336	killing feather	5
#23	killing jar	102
#897	kumquartz	1
#250	kumquat supersucker	1
#351	large box	11
#3057	laser-broiled pear	1
#661	licorice root	1
#233	lime supersucker	1
#37	liquid SONAR	3
#203	liquid shifting time weirdness	1
#87	little firkin	1
#49	little parachute guy	1
#48	little piece of steel	1
#94	live lobster	12
#405	llama lama gong	1
#1435	loaded serum blowgun	2
#1726	logic synthesizer	1
#688	lollipop stick	15
#218	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
#117	lump of Brituminous coal	5
#58	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	1
#769	macaroni duck	3
#18	machine elf capsule	1
#108	mafia filofax	1
#47	mafia organizer badge	1
#42	mafia pinky ring	4
#1467	magical ice cube with a fly in it	6
#85	mangled squirrel	31
#14	mass of wriggling tentacles	4
#461	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	7
#93	mauve striped oyster egg	28
#694	meat from yesterday	1
#142	meat st‰¿bing club	1
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#174	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#88	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
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#1454	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	5
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#1450	tiny plastic Protagonist	5
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#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
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#905	tiny plastic Spam Witch	8
#1439	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	5
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#3063	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#1520	tiny plastic The Man	3
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#3928	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#2948	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#151	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	2
#686	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	3
#2760	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	2
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#4544	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#111	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#849	tiny plastic angry bugbear	9
#4843	tiny plastic angry goat	3
#1375	tiny plastic angry space marine	1
#930	tiny plastic anime smiley	8
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
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#1241	tiny plastic astronomer	6
#4864	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	3
#2874	tiny plastic barrrnacle	6
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#1762	tiny plastic beanbat	4
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#1349	tiny plastic beebee queue	1
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#1111	tiny plastic blazing bat	2
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#1345	tiny plastic buzzerker	1
#953	tiny plastic cavebugbear	3
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#1485	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	5
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#1476	tiny plastic goth giant	5
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#1720	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	4
#6149	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	2
#4796	tiny plastic killer bee	3
#1742	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	4
#3973	tiny plastic leprechaun	4
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#2172	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	3
#1346	tiny plastic moneybee	1
#2232	tiny plastic mosquito	8
#1338	tiny plastic mumblebee	1
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#2494	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	7
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#3893	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#4451	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#2172	tiny plastic senile lihc	3
#3953	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#859	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	2
#1721	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	4
#2879	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	6
#2194	tiny plastic spooky vampire	3
#3950	tiny plastic stab bat	4
#3349	tiny plastic star starfish	5
#2295	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	3
#3862	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#147	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	2
#1727	tiny plastic topiary golem	4
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#1772	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	4
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#1074	tiny plastic warwelf	7
#2702	tiny plastic whitesnake	2
#1239	tiny plastic zmobie	6
#364	tip jar	2
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#29	toast with cold jelly	1
#27	toast with hot jelly	1
#124	toast with jam	1
#28	toast with sleaze jelly	1
#30	toast with spooky jelly	1
#34	toast with stench jelly	1
#267	toe jam	1
#59	toe jam toast	1
#1903	tofurkey gravy	3
#1885	tofurkey leg	3
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#90	traditional Crimbo cookie	10
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#61	traffic jam toast	1
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#139	trilobite candy mold	1
#670	trilobite fossil	4
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#1132	tropical wrapping paper	1
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#106	twitching time capsule	4
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#170	unearthed potsherd	23
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#196	unstable DNA	263
#2569	unstable laser battery	9
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#107	used beer	1
#1807	useless powder	2
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#52	vengeful spirit	1
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#550	vibrating cyborg knife	10
#85	vintage smart drink	1
#172	viral DNA	2
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#188	warbear LP-ROM burner	1
#293	warbear accoutrements chunk	6
#186	warbear auto-anvil	1
#107	warbear badge	1
#63	warbear battery	35
#9	warbear battle greaves	1
#6	warbear bearserker greaves	1
#66	warbear bearserker mead	10
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#20	warbear beeping telegram	37
#68	warbear blizzard mead	10
#292	warbear breakfast machine assembler	1
#6	warbear ceremonial party pants	1
#188	warbear chemistry lab	1
#15	warbear dress bracers	1
#16	warbear dress greaves	1
#13	warbear dress helmet	1
#306	warbear drone assembler	1
#5	warbear electric warscarf	1
#4	warbear electro-spiked helm	1
#6	warbear empathy chip	29
#68	warbear energy bracers	3
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#188	warbear exo-arm	1
#8	warbear fancy fedora	1
#107	warbear feasting bread	6
#43	warbear feasting mead	16
#8	warbear feathered fedora	1
#4	warbear fleece-lined long johns	1
#7	warbear fleece-lined warscarf	1
#84	warbear foil hat	3
#11	warbear goggles	1
#165	warbear gyro	1
🥈	warbear gyrocopter	180
#5	warbear heated ushanka	1
#200	warbear helm fragment	27
#7	warbear high festival pants	1
#192	warbear high-efficiency still	1
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#341	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	1
#168	warbear induction oven	1
#179	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
#199	warbear laser beacon	1
#13	warbear laser bowtie	1
#6	warbear lined ushanka	1
#68	warbear liquid lasers	2
#91	warbear liquid overcoat	22
#9	warbear long johns	1
#13	warbear metalworking primer	44
#6	warbear nuclear bowtie	1
🥈	warbear officer greaves	1
#144	warbear officer requisition box	3
#69	warbear oil pan	3
#8	warbear party pants	1
#9	warbear plain fedora	1
#6	warbear plain helm	1
#7	warbear plain ushanka	1
🥈	warbear plasma bowtie	2
#9	warbear polarized goggles	1
#117	warbear procedural hilarity drone	10
#87	warbear rejuvenation potion	1
#302	warbear requisition box	4
#234	warbear robo-camouflage unit	5
#5	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	121
#10	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
#297	warbear soda machine assembler	1
#5	warbear spiked helm	1
#88	warbear superpotion	1
#156	warbear thermoregulator bread	1
#269	warbear trouser fragment	8
#36	warbear wardance potion	51
#68	warbear warrior bread	6
#209	warbear whosit	909
#75	warehouse key	12
#51	water log	1
#178	waterlogged leather	1
#40	wax banana	1
#74	weathered barrel	1
#99	weird gazelle steak	1
#80	wet venom duct	5
#248	whiskey in a broken glass	1
#125	white tulip	1
#4	wickerbits	1
#176	wind-up Whatsian robot	1
#2053	wind-up chattering teeth	1
#169	wind-up ensign	1
#769	wind-up meatcar	2
#155	wind-up navigation droid	1
#166	wind-up owl	1
#71	wind-up spider	1
#19	wok lobster	10
#52	worksite credentials	1
#11	wriggling tentacle	11
#201	yummy death watch beetle	1
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 25,770 items total!

what items are this player missing?