| #537 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 9 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #588 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #229 | BitterSweetTarts | 1 |
| #148 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 1 |
| #567 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #533 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #351 | CSA fire-starting kit | 8 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #21 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 582 |
| #1892 | Crimbuck | 57 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #474 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #455 | Goodfella contract | 46 |
| #137 | Gummy Brains | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #90 | Inndya trading card | 2 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #141 | Lobos Mints | 1 |
| #95 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 4 |
| #355 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
| #88 | Morbidda trading card | 2 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #396 | Nightstalker perfume | 1 |
| #198 | Piddles | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #194 | Polka Pop | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #130 | Rattlin' Chains | 1 |
| #770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #84 | Roo trading card | 2 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #536 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #98 | Star Spawn | 1 |
| #118 | Sweet Sword | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #88 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 2 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #603 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 4 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1155 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #1418 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #308 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 4 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #363 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 3 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #182 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 3 |
| #1721 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 3 |
| #1241 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #80 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 2 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #584 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #858 | bone chips | 3 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #1591 | box of sunshine | 106 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1468 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #287 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #366 | drum of pomade | 1 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #37 | empty agua de vida bottle | 2,774 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #313 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #1176 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #14 | floaty gravel | 6 |
| #418 | floaty pebbles | 1 |
| #27 | floaty rock | 3 |
| #379 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #331 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #771 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #307 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #703 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #564 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #714 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #699 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #372 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #1412 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #217 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #301 | ghost protocol | 1 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #493 | ghostly body paint | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #242 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #456 | handful of confetti | 87 |
| #388 | handful of honey | 1 |
| #1879 | herringcello | 1 |
| #465 | hideous egg | 4 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #128 | live lobster | 7 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #989 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #61 | megacopia | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #910 | mummy costume | 2 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #520 | necrotizing body spray | 1 |
| #648 | night-vision goggles | 3 |
| #136 | oyster egg balloon | 1 |
| #265 | pair of bolt cutters | 9 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #893 | passable elf mask | 6 |
| #666 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #61 | pebblebräu | 2 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #507 | petrified wood | 15 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #203 | poison pen | 7 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #37 | pottery barn owl figurine | 1 |
| #44 | pottery club | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #531 | press-on ribs | 1 |
| #902 | pumpkinhead mask | 4 |
| #86 | quantum of familiar | 4 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #653 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #279 | smoked potsherd | 1 |
| #370 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #468 | spooky bark | 24 |
| #624 | spooky sap | 12 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #571 | strange cube | 1 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #208 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #800 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #325 | throwing bone | 1 |
| #785 | throwing wrench | 6 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #757 | tourmalime | 3 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #481 | unearthed potsherd | 1 |
| #241 | unused walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #565 | volcanic ash | 1 |
| #150 | waterlogged crate | 1 |
| #485 | whisker pencil | 1 |
| #589 | wolfman mask | 10 |
| #228 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |