LumberingOaf

RankItemQuantity
#12"honey" dipper3
#409A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes2
#12A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)1
#9A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)1
#223A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 41
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)1
#10A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)1
#624A. W. O. L. commendation6
#437Atomic Comic1
#684BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt1
#1044BGE merchandise order form1
#574BGE shotglass12
#956BGE tiny plastic toy1
#110BRAINS shorts12
#215Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler12
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#83Blood Light43
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#246Bone's Farm "wine"8
#1009CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#32CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)1
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#51CRIMBCO mug337
#91CRIMBCO wine70
#507CRIMBCOIDS mints6
#1190CRIMBCOLOAF4
#54Celsius 2331
🥇Chef Boy, R&D's business card1
#160Cinco Mayo Lager2
#405Crimbo Candy Cookbook13
#167Crimbo wreath4
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#347Dickory Farms Gift Basket18
#271Ecto-Cooler4
#115Fantasma en la Máquina31
#169Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy1
#83Frosty's arm1
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#120Frosty's snowball sack1
#248Fudgie Roll1
#528Go-Wassail30
#41Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)3
#542Haunted Sorority House staff guide2
#165Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration5
#849Jack-in-the-box4
#829Jumbo Dr. Lucifer3
#488L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate1
#108La Fantasma y La Oscuridad34
#45Martialest Arts trophy1
#315Microplushie: Bropane36
#370Microplushie: Dorkonide9
#389Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid11
#455Microplushie: Fauxnerditide4
#328Microplushie: Gothochondria25
#384Microplushie: Hippylase28
#434Microplushie: Hipsterine2
#447Microplushie: Hobomosome11
#398Microplushie: Otakulone29
#400Microplushie: Raverdrine16
#467Microplushie: Sororitrate16
#76Nightstalker perfume40
#879Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#274Pokëmann figurine: Frank3
#773Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#776Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#890Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#575Pokëmann figurine: Twitter3
#864Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#546Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth3
#369Red Pill1
#114Rompedores de Fantasmas31
#118Saccharine Maple pendant1
#333Schrödinger's thermos60
#225Silver Bullet beer11
#57Skully's hot chocolate2
#7Source terminal TRAM chip1
#46Strix stix78
#153Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword1
#172The Art of Slapfighting6
#509The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones2
#153The Cooler Out of Space20
#72The Landscaper's leafblower1
#58The Necbronomicon (used)1
#1567Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette1
#133Thwaitgold ant statuette7
#82Thwaitgold bee statuette12
#190Thwaitgold bookworm statuette5
#1016Thwaitgold butterfly statuette1
#609Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette8
#470Thwaitgold firefly statuette9
#28Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette19
#270Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide49
#153Uncle Romulus9
#172Workytime Tea12
#426Zu Mannkäse Dienen4
🥈a suspicious address1
#108adorable seal larva15
#89alien source code printout4
#14alien source code printout (used)1
🥇all-year sucker1
#63ammonite fossil87
#71anger blaster1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#47antique pair of blue jeans14
#96antique record album32
#115artisanal limoncello7
#502bag of bones1
#251banana supersucker1
#16bananagate228
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#108bark rootbeer6
#243bath ball gift set20
#59belemnite fossil85
#146big glob of skin1
#87bite-me-red lipstick197
#137blank diary1
#75blue raspberry troll doll1
#36bone and arrows1
#52bone crusher1
#76bone spurs1
#61boneana hammock1
#63bonedanna1
#53bonerang1
#58boning knife1
#394bottle of Blank-Out24
#162boulder14
#5907box of sunshine4
#172bread line5
#501breaded beer1
#304brine63
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#155burnt flower73
#1110can of Binarrrca6
#1890can of CRIMBCOLA2
#299can of V-111
#131can of depilatory cream1
#145can-you-dig-it?1
#1853candy knuckles1
#802cement sandals1
#78centurion helmet1
#289chainsaw chain1
#662circular CRIMBCOOKIE3
#154clockwork trench coat1
#252collection of tiny spooky objects6
#680colorful plastic ball1
#244communal gobstopper4
#83correction fluid21
#118corrupted data206
#316cranberry schnapps2
#40crystalline seal eye1
#487cursed black pearl onion1
#90cursed scrunchie14
#7deep six-shooter218
#118deluxe fax machine3
#909designer handbag2
#226dill151
#82discocktail98
#68doubt cannon1
#71drum of pomade18
#231duct tape sword1
#32elf ploughshare1
#1262elven cellocello16
#22elven tambourine1
#19empty agua de vida bottle3,771
#74extra-see-thru nightie8
#155extremely skinny jeans6
#165fat bottom quark12
#62fear condenser1
#348festive sausage6
#179fiery wing38
#39fire axe1
#82fireman's helmet1
#46fish bazooka2
#35fish scimitar3
#110fistful of ashes48
#84flyest of shirts1
#20foot-long hot daub1
#409friendly cheez blob6
#369frigid fudgepuck7
#187fudge bunny3
#79fudge cube4
#532fudge lily6
#259fudge spork1
#130fudgecule19,281
#116fudgesicle3
#324funhouse mirror1
#641ga-ga radio1
#76ghost cucumber414
#209ghost protocol3
#380ghost trap1
#126ghostly body paint40
#107gift-a-pult4
#84gingerbread house6
#110gingerbread robot6
#128gladiator tunica2
#100glass of warm water2
#203gnauga hide whip1
#117government cheese30
#48grease cannon1
#241green drunki-bear1
#53grilled cheese sandwich1
#150hair of the calf1
#273handful of honey15
#127handful of numbers3
#1296herringcello14
#60holiday log5
#11honey dipper1
#19honeycap1
#18hot daub bun1
#138intriguing puzzle box3
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#292jawbruiser8
#637jerky coins22
#41jingle bell1
#21kumquartz201
#158leaf of grass2
#588licorice root2
#233lime supersucker1
#510live wire2
#71lollipop cufflinks1
#712lollipop stick12
#58lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter1
#134macaroni duck12
#155madius1
#367magical pony: Rosey Cake4
#645magical pony: Spectrum Dash1
🥉marinara jug1
#325marshmallow flambé2
#49mirrored aviator shades1
#109misfit teddy bear1
#73molten brick177
#2027monomolecular yo-yo1
#200motivational poster20
#2030nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear3
#171necrotizing body spray56
#1125night-vision goggles1
#676nut-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#231obnoxious riddle2
#739pack of pogs10
#1325pair of bolt cutters1
#140pair of pearidot earrings1
#307paperclip152
#103paperclip cape1
#141paperclip sproinger1
#91paperclip turban1
#101paperclip-on tie1
#1536passable elf mask2
#207pear supersucker1
#20pearidot217
#162penguin focaccia bread49
#614petit 4.12
#332phish stick3
#178plastic Crimbo reindeer4
#1230pocketwatch on a chain1
#834poison pen2
#43pottery club1
#51pottery hat1
#41pottery shield1
#42pottery training pants1
#63pottery yo-yo1
#140press-on ribs55
#321psycho sweater1
#271raisin1
🥈record of infuriating silence (used)1
🥉record of menacing silence (used)1
🥈record of tranquil silence (used)1
#62regret hose1
#28reindeer hammer1
#25reindeer sickle1
#44reusable shopping bag1
#58ridiculous belt1
#136ridiculous sandwich11
#172rusty piece of rebar2
#120rusty speargun1
#12rusty staff1
#65sack lunch731
#9sinister ancient tablet1
#267six tiny wedges of goat cheese5
#297slime convention swag bag1
#216slow jam collection20
#155sorority brain10
#32soul knife1
#137soy cordial4
#20space beast fur whip1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#99spectral axe1
#594square CRIMBCOOKIE3
#168squirming egg sac99
#105stapler bear1
#375strange cube3
#16strawberyl242
#83stray chihuahua24
#161string of Crimbo lights4
#1946stuffed Baron von Ratsworth13
#5209stuffed Cheshire bitten6
#4868stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech7
#2227stuffed Meat9
#8863stuffed angry cow1
#5354stuffed astral badger6
#3794stuffed baby gravy fairy11
#6373stuffed flaming gravy fairy4
#4953stuffed frozen gravy fairy7
#5294stuffed hand turkey6
#1316stuffed key27
#4949stuffed mind flayer7
#3071stuffed mink1
#2478stuffed monocle6
#6376stuffed scary death orb4
#4801stuffed shoulder parrot1
#6373stuffed sleazy gravy fairy4
#4404stuffed snowy owl8
#4055stuffed spooky gravy fairy10
#6286stuffed stinky gravy fairy4
#2064stuffed teddy butler11
#2028stuffed tin of caviar12
#1485stuffed treasure chest20
#4299stuffed undead elbow macaroni9
#269sucker bucket1
#256sucker hakama1
#219sucker kabuto1
#278sucker tachi1
#115superheated fudge39
#2033teddy bear1
#1963teddy borg1
#205throwing bone5
#1442throwing wrench1
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#3115tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#3176tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#3080tiny plastic Crimbo elf2
#4234tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#85tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#87tiny plastic Crimborgatron1
#634tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#488tiny plastic Duke Starkiller2
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#173tiny plastic GORM-81
#87tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej1
#474tiny plastic Gary Claybender2
#3954tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#2787tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester2
#1356tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist1
#2826tiny plastic Iiti Kitty2
#168tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#84tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#82tiny plastic Rudolph the Red1
#90tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf1
#3062tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#67tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare1
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#4020tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#3978tiny plastic astronomer1
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#3953tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#8219tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#3174tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3875tiny plastic drunk goat1
#427tiny plastic fax machine1
#2797tiny plastic fluffy bunny2
#86tiny plastic golden gundam316
#3894tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#71tiny plastic mime executive1
#72tiny plastic mime functionary1
#72tiny plastic mime scientist1
#74tiny plastic mime soldier1
#1342tiny plastic moneybee1
#2801tiny plastic ninja snowman2
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#4036tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#3859tiny plastic topiary golem1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#2762tiny plastic warwelf2
#3847tiny plastic zmobie1
#22tourmalime183
#106tourmalime tourniquet1
#1841towel1
#1782triangular CRIMBCOOKIE1
#61trilobite fossil87
#83untamable turtle15
#212unusual disco ball10
#269vinegar142
#164warbear gyro1
#48warbear requisition box122
#179water-polo cap1
#214whisker pencil40
#91willowy bonnet1

Wow, that's 30,213 items total!

what items are this player missing?