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RankItemQuantity
#23A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)1
#12A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)1
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)1
#9A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)1
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)1
#10A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)1
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)1
#21A Guide to Burning Leaves3
#274Alice's Army Alchemist1
#230Alice's Army Bowman1
#224Alice's Army Cleric1
#231Alice's Army Coward1
#156Alice's Army Dervish1
#72Alice's Army Foil Alchemist1
#39Alice's Army Foil Bowman1
#37Alice's Army Foil Cleric1
#37Alice's Army Foil Coward1
#59Alice's Army Foil Guard1
#66Alice's Army Foil Halberder1
#30Alice's Army Foil Hammerman1
#31Alice's Army Foil Horseman1
#66Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber1
#11Alice's Army Foil Martyr1
#61Alice's Army Foil Ninja1
#66Alice's Army Foil Nurse1
#60Alice's Army Foil Page1
#57Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden1
#62Alice's Army Foil Spearsman1
#64Alice's Army Foil Swordsman1
#60Alice's Army Foil Wallman1
#259Alice's Army Guard1
#248Alice's Army Halberder1
#212Alice's Army Hammerman1
#227Alice's Army Horseman1
#225Alice's Army Lanceman1
#262Alice's Army Mad Bomber1
#161Alice's Army Martyr1
#255Alice's Army Ninja1
#258Alice's Army Nurse1
#259Alice's Army Page1
#267Alice's Army Shieldmaiden1
#173Alice's Army Sniper1
#251Alice's Army Spearsman1
#257Alice's Army Swordsman1
#257Alice's Army Wallman1
#27Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)1
#119Booke of Vampyric Knowledge1
#24Boosty Juice1
#13Boulevardier cocktail38
#38CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)1
#34CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)1
#36CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)1
#33CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)1
#32CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)1
#6Celsius 233 (singed)1
#79Cheer-Up soda10
🥉Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)1
#17Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head1
#113Crimbo Factory surprise box26
#17Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug1
#17Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll1
#16Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer1
#16Crimbo tree flocker1
#211Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs1
#1481Crimbuck197
#9Dark Jill-of-All-Trades5
#30Distant Woods Getaway Brochure1
🥈Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)1
🥉Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)1
🥉Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)1
🥈Ellsbury's journal (used)2
#44Ellsbury's skull2
#13Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)1
#31God Lobster Egg1
🥉Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)1
#37Humpty Dumplings1
#662Instant Karma6
#481LED block2
#145Lobster qua Grill1
#979Microplushie: Bropane1
#839Microplushie: Dorkonide1
#889Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid1
#751Microplushie: Fauxnerditide1
#984Microplushie: Gothochondria1
#998Microplushie: Hippylase1
#577Microplushie: Hipsterine1
#918Microplushie: Hobomosome1
#1008Microplushie: Otakulone1
#952Microplushie: Raverdrine1
#961Microplushie: Sororitrate1
🥉My First Art of War75
#83Nayztameetjoo trading card2
#8Oopsie IPA1
#566Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster12
🥇Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)1
#880Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#809Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#796Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#878Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#564Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#777Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#890Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#897Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#864Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#888Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#127Red Balloon of Valor2
#673Retenez L'Herbe Paté3
#20Retrospecs try-at-home kit1
#29S.I.T. Course Voucher2
#305Safari Jack's moustache5
#7Spelunker of Fortune (used)1
#69Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)1
#21The Art of Slapfighting (used)1
#5The Big Book of Communism (used)1
🥉The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)1
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)1
🥈The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)2
#5The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)1
#8The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)1
#7The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)1
🥉The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)1
#49The Joy of Wassailing (used)1
#58The Necbronomicon (used)1
#4The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)1
🥈The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)1
🥇The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)1
🥈The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)1
🥇The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)1
🥇The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)2
#10The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)1
🥈The Spirit of Giving (used)1
#1568Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette1
#65Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model1
#294Thwaitgold amoeba statuette2
#136Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette3
#1576Thwaitgold bee statuette1
#56Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette14
#5Thwaitgold bookworm statuette21
#68Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette11
#214Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette6
#36Thwaitgold chigger statuette10
#1163Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette2
#27Thwaitgold fairyfly statue25
#1406Thwaitgold firefly statuette2
#1946Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette1
#99Thwaitgold harvestman statuette1
#175Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette2
#112Thwaitgold listening bug statuette3
#1437Thwaitgold maggot statuette2
#75Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette8
#152Thwaitgold metabug statuette3
#25Thwaitgold mosquito statuette27
#10Thwaitgold nymph statuette26
#79Thwaitgold protozoa statuette10
#160Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette11
#231Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette15
#371Thwaitgold scorpion statuette3
#18Thwaitgold shield bug statuette7
#801Thwaitgold slug statuette1
#955Thwaitgold spider statuette1
#1090Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette9
#9Thwaitgold termite statuette674
#128Thwaitgold time fly statuette1
#111Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette1
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
#9Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir4
#23Uncle Romulus (used)1
🥇Unknown1
🥇Uranium Omega of Temperance150
#116Vial of jus de larmes1
#24Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)1
#21alien source code printout20
🥉alien source code printout (used)2
#2064astronaut pants1
#27baby camelCalf1
#14baby chest mimic6
#25barrel-aged eggnog1
#116beautiful soup1
#12blood flower1,723
#18book of facts5
#50box of Gratitude chocolates2
#277bread man1
#764bunch of bananas2
#1852candy knuckles1
#802cement sandals1
#128cheer extractor1
#106cheer-o-gram5
#383chunk of depleted Grimacite28
#35closed-circuit phone system2
#9combat lover's locket lockbox4
#37cookie cookie11
#7crated wardrobe-o-matic3
#45crystalline cheer3,144
#26deed to Oliver's Place3
#10delicious star salad20
🥇denim jacket43,549
#31dirty bottlecap1
#38discarded button1
🥈eerily silent box1
#133eggman noodles1
#2080elven cellocello1
#1619elven suicide capsule9
#656enchanted leopard-print barbell10
#23executive mime flask47
#1881fancy chocolate car1
#48fire133
#1610flashing novelty button1
#20fried air529
#62giant diamond ring1
#692golden ring40
#540green glowstick3
#36green rocket209
🥇half-digested rat3,366
#11handful of numbers29
#1881herringcello1
#176hushed puppy3
#2351immense cyborg hand1
#46in-the-box spring shoes2
#250intriguing puzzle box2
#737laser-broiled pear12
#1829licorice garrote1
#37liquid SONAR3
#510live wire2
🥇lump of bauxite515
#1423macaroni duck1
#666magical pony: Dusk Shiny1
#613magical pony: Pearjack1
#651magical pony: Shutterfly1
#506magical pony: Spectrum Dash2
#83mime army camouflage kit2
#115mime army rations3
#152mime army superserum1
#141mime army wine2
#18mime eraser65
#73mime pocket probe1
#56mini kiwi egg1
#32mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag1
#144missing wine1
#1319monomolecular yo-yo9
#178muffled muffuletta3
#25mummified entombed cookbookbat2
#10nanite-infested candy cane2,162
#261nanite-infested fruitcake16
#2715nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear2
🥉nega-mushroom461
#108oily golden mushroom4
#1325pair of bolt cutters1
#19pair of plants1
#753passable elf mask7
🥇pat of butter30,671
#1811penguin focaccia bread1
#27phase-tuned shield generator belt1
🥇ping-pong ball30,069
#910pocketwatch on a chain3
#501pog #01 (spider)1
#483pog #02 (Knob goblin)1
#481pog #03 (warwelf)1
#482pog #04 (skleleton)1
#501pog #05 (ninja snowman)1
#488pog #06 (filthy hippy)1
#494pog #07 (orcish frat boy)1
#495pog #08 (hellion)1
#492pog #09 (pirate)1
#513pog #10 (hobo)1
#498pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)1
#10pogo stick1
#1109polyalloy shield4
#28quantum disintegrator pistol1
#402radio button candy2
#36raffle prize box12
🥈record of infuriating silence (used)1
🥉record of menacing silence (used)1
🥈record of tranquil silence (used)1
#15reindeer hammer2
#11reindeer sickle2
#68replica bat-oomerang6
#1103roboduck-on-a-string1
#187rubber WWBD? bracelet29
#238sandwich of the gods15
#91shushed potatoes4
#69silent A1
#138silent B1
#30silent C2
#63silent D1
#57silent E1
#77silent F1
#64silent G1
#135silent H1
#203silent I1
#173silent J1
#46silent K1
#150silent L1
#149silent M2
#69silent N1
#242silent O1
#212silent P1
#31silent Q3
#41silent R2
#34silent S2
#65silent T1
#64silent U1
#75silent V1
#64silent W3
#186silent X1
#67silent Y1
#121silent Z1
#21sleeping patriotic eagle4
#51slime convention t-shirt5
#4space beast fur954
#41special edition Batfellow comic17
🥇spooky nuggets153,167
#424spooky stuffing13
#572strange cube1
#410stuffed Hodgman1
#48stuffed martini171
🥈ten-leaf clover131,539
#4the Crymbich Manuscript (used)1
#1005theoretical string7
#1442throwing wrench1
#938tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer1
#955tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory1
#938tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer1
#611tiny die-cast Don Crimbo1
#929tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer1
#600tiny die-cast Father Crimbo1
#632tiny die-cast Father Crimborg1
#931tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer1
#929tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer1
#613tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg1
#934tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer1
#946tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer1
#565tiny die-cast Swiss hen1
#591tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo1
#941tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign1
#939tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer1
#563tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg1
#592tiny die-cast blade a-spinning1
#586tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree1
#952tiny die-cast factory worker elf1
#603tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf3
#554tiny die-cast golden ring1
#568tiny die-cast goose a-laying1
#550tiny die-cast killing bird1
#948tiny die-cast middle-management elf1
#951tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf1
#581tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg1
#940tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf1
#552tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming1
#566tiny die-cast turtle mech1
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#3989tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#65tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo1
#16tiny plastic Abuela's cottage1
#1416tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear1
#21tiny plastic Armory1
#3932tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#18tiny plastic Bar1
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#1155tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type1
#1160tiny plastic Beebee King1
#3177tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#3938tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#42tiny plastic Boris1
#3079tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#796tiny plastic Bugbear Captain1
#61tiny plastic Café Elf1
#18tiny plastic Cafe1
#1326tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter1
#36tiny plastic Cheer Core1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#1156tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#47tiny plastic Crimbo caroler1
#42tiny plastic Crimbo cheer1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#26tiny plastic Dolph Bossin2
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#79tiny plastic Dr. Awkward1
#820tiny plastic Duke Starkiller1
#84tiny plastic Ed the Undying1
#20tiny plastic Factory1
#1327tiny plastic Father McGruber1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#3953tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3874tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#1357tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist1
#3909tiny plastic Hellion1
#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#785tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker1
#49tiny plastic Jarlsberg1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3957tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3871tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3894tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#77tiny plastic Knows About Chakras1
#73tiny plastic Krampus1
#778tiny plastic Lord Flameface1
#84tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#47tiny plastic Mer-kin baker1
#24tiny plastic Mirth2
#1317tiny plastic Norville Rogers1
#3861tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#41tiny plastic Penny1
#3870tiny plastic Protagonist1
#1139tiny plastic Queen Bee1
#772tiny plastic Rene C. Corman1
#1340tiny plastic Scott the Miner1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#51tiny plastic Sneaky Pete1
#3905tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#49tiny plastic Susie1
#3062tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3066tiny plastic The Man1
#68tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare1
#3926tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#1121tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer1
#3856tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#75tiny plastic Your Brain1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#4020tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#1375tiny plastic angry space marine1
#78tiny plastic angry vikings1
#3942tiny plastic anime smiley1
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#3977tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3979tiny plastic astronomer1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#73tiny plastic bad vibe1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#1358tiny plastic batbugbear1
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#1361tiny plastic bee swarm1
#1366tiny plastic beebee gunners1
#1349tiny plastic beebee queue1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#1354tiny plastic black ops bugbear1
#1328tiny plastic blazing bat1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#3954tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3907tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#1342tiny plastic bugaboo1
#1345tiny plastic buzzerker1
#39tiny plastic caboose1
#1357tiny plastic cavebugbear1
#38tiny plastic chem lab1
#37tiny plastic coal car1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#3177tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3910tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3936tiny plastic demoninja1
#36tiny plastic dining car1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#52tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"1
#3876tiny plastic drunk goat1
#3843tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#1130tiny plastic fire servant1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#38tiny plastic food lab1
#71tiny plastic four-shadowed mime1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3902tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#3894tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#1340tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#3890tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3837tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#37tiny plastic locomotive1
#71tiny plastic mime executive1
#73tiny plastic mime functionary1
#72tiny plastic mime scientist1
#74tiny plastic mime soldier1
#1343tiny plastic moneybee1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#46tiny plastic multi-level marketer1
#1337tiny plastic mumblebee1
#3994tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#39tiny plastic nog lab1
#57tiny plastic orphan1
#39tiny plastic passenger car1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#1137tiny plastic peacannon1
#39tiny plastic primary lab1
#67tiny plastic protector spectre1
#58tiny plastic reindeer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
#46tiny plastic sea elf1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3850tiny plastic senile lihc1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#1126tiny plastic spiderbugbear1
#3837tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#1120tiny plastic the Free Man1
#3860tiny plastic topiary golem1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3872tiny plastic warwelf1
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
#55tiny plastic wild beaver1
#52tiny plastic yuleviathan1
#3846tiny plastic zmobie1
#5toast2,941,516
🥈toxic globule28,201
#2475toy ray gun1
#84transparent nog4
#74unfinished fruitcake4
#581useless powder166
#2525vampire duck-on-a-string1
#2588vibrating cyborg knife1
#10void shard3
#131walrus ice cream1
#20warbear empathy chip (used)1
#44warbear metalworking primer (used)1

Wow, that's 3,374,666 items total!

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