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| #8 | Alice's Army Foil Sniper | 2 |
| #82 | Atomic Comic | 4 |
| #634 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #1395 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 8 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #887 | Bonerdagon necklace | 11 |
| #862 | Boss Bat britches | 16 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1643 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #608 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 13 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #833 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 32 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #523 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 5 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #372 | Zim Merman's guitar | 2 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #1848 | badass belt | 29 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #940 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #195 | bone meal | 2 |
| #1296 | brine | 2 |
| #543 | buckyball | 9 |
| #632 | bunny liver | 4 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1109 | can of Binarrrca | 6 |
| #1888 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #1925 | candy cane | 13 |
| #701 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #286 | chocolate bath ball | 3 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1605 | delicious salad | 3 |
| #1298 | easter egg balloon | 19 |
| #1268 | elven limbos gingerbread | 5 |
| #948 | empty agua de vida bottle | 29 |
| #506 | fake blood | 2 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #1390 | felt | 5 |
| #525 | festive sausage | 4 |
| #451 | fossilized spike | 8 |
| #361 | fossilized spine | 4 |
| #425 | fossilized torso | 9 |
| #435 | fossilized wing | 6 |
| #198 | fossilized wyrm skull | 4 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #108 | gilded ancient cursed key | 2 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #627 | gloomy black mushroom | 5 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #935 | green clay bead | 2 |
| #2871 | grue egg | 6 |
| #2930 | handful of confetti | 8 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #1408 | heart necklace | 5 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #556 | holiday cheese log | 3 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #153 | hot pink lipstick | 6 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #2490 | laser-broiled pear | 9 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #181 | loadstone | 4 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #912 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #144 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #614 | nanite-infested candy cane | 20 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #602 | obsidian dagger | 30 |
| #1252 | old sweatpants | 22 |
| #177 | ornate ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #568 | palm frond | 4 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #523 | personalized birthday cake | 3 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #712 | pink clay bead | 8 |
| #67 | portable photocopier | 94 |
| #734 | pulsing flesh | 5 |
| #627 | purple clay bead | 2 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1104 | rigid carapace | 4 |
| #927 | roasted marshmallow | 13 |
| #2585 | rogue swarmer | 5 |
| #409 | roll of toilet paper | 219 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #412 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #190 | space jam | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #855 | spectre scepter | 37 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #842 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #1005 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #663 | stainless steel suspenders | 6 |
| #449 | strange cube | 2 |
| #1600 | stuffing | 4 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #192 | toe jam | 2 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #189 | traffic jam | 2 |
| #2484 | tree-eating kite | 3 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #1261 | twitching claw | 3 |
| #1701 | unstable DNA | 11 |
| #1284 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #1551 | vinegar | 2 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |