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| #83 | Atomic Comic | 4 |
| #633 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #1398 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 8 |
| #612 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #887 | Bonerdagon necklace | 11 |
| #864 | Boss Bat britches | 16 |
| #39 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1644 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #1703 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #609 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 13 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #169 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #456 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #836 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 32 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #523 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 5 |
| #684 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #376 | Zim Merman's guitar | 2 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #1847 | badass belt | 29 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #941 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #195 | bone meal | 2 |
| #1294 | brine | 2 |
| #543 | buckyball | 9 |
| #640 | bunny liver | 4 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1109 | can of Binarrrca | 6 |
| #1889 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #1923 | candy cane | 13 |
| #703 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #1852 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #1063 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #284 | chocolate bath ball | 3 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1605 | delicious salad | 3 |
| #1296 | easter egg balloon | 19 |
| #1268 | elven limbos gingerbread | 5 |
| #949 | empty agua de vida bottle | 29 |
| #507 | fake blood | 2 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #1390 | felt | 5 |
| #525 | festive sausage | 4 |
| #449 | fossilized spike | 8 |
| #359 | fossilized spine | 4 |
| #423 | fossilized torso | 9 |
| #433 | fossilized wing | 6 |
| #197 | fossilized wyrm skull | 4 |
| #1922 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #110 | gilded ancient cursed key | 2 |
| #1883 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #630 | gloomy black mushroom | 5 |
| #2776 | golden ring | 1 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #942 | green clay bead | 2 |
| #2879 | grue egg | 6 |
| #2933 | handful of confetti | 8 |
| #396 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #1411 | heart necklace | 5 |
| #627 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #556 | holiday cheese log | 3 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #154 | hot pink lipstick | 6 |
| #2351 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #512 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #2488 | laser-broiled pear | 9 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #1421 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #186 | loadstone | 4 |
| #1423 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #908 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #142 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #616 | nanite-infested candy cane | 20 |
| #1477 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #601 | obsidian dagger | 30 |
| #1257 | old sweatpants | 22 |
| #179 | ornate ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #568 | palm frond | 4 |
| #90 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #227 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #523 | personalized birthday cake | 3 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #721 | pink clay bead | 8 |
| #66 | portable photocopier | 94 |
| #733 | pulsing flesh | 5 |
| #635 | purple clay bead | 2 |
| #807 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1103 | rigid carapace | 4 |
| #927 | roasted marshmallow | 13 |
| #2583 | rogue swarmer | 5 |
| #415 | roll of toilet paper | 219 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #422 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #189 | space jam | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #858 | spectre scepter | 37 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #840 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #1007 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #660 | stainless steel suspenders | 6 |
| #451 | strange cube | 2 |
| #1600 | stuffing | 4 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #191 | toe jam | 2 |
| #1557 | top | 2 |
| #188 | traffic jam | 2 |
| #2485 | tree-eating kite | 3 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #1260 | twitching claw | 3 |
| #1698 | unstable DNA | 11 |
| #1289 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #1549 | vinegar | 2 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |