Museum :: Spramen

Spramen

Rank	Item	Quantity
🥇	Franken Stein	1
#74	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	5
#29	"caramel" orange	74
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#103	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	2
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#100	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	2
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#87	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	2
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
🥉	A Guide to Safari	4
#127	A. W. O. L. commendation	51
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#20	Adventurer bobblehead	7
#660	Ancient Saucehelm	4
#376	Angelhair Culottes	3
🥉	Antagonistic Snowman Kit	6
#570	Argarggagarg's fang	3
#242	Atomic Comic	2
#217	Atomic Pop	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#480	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	2
#540	BGE merchandise order form	6
#364	BGE pocket calendar	2
#551	BGE shotglass	13
#235	BGE temporary tattoo	4
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#45	BOOterfinger	7
#123	BRAINS shorts	11
#75	Baja sopapilla	8
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#375	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	3
#46	Barney's rake	8
#86	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	30
#23	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	20
#24	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	7
#10	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	40
#80	Batfellow comic	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#42	Big Punk	8
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
🥈	Black Bart's Booty	6
#453	Bling of the New Wave	3
#16	Blood 'n' Plenty	37
#189	Blood Light	23
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#11	Boltsmann ID badge	5
#134	Bone's Farm "wine"	13
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#22	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	7
#9	Boulevardier cocktail	53
#9	Boxing Day Pass	112
🥉	Brandonian footlocker key	45
#31	Bruno's blessing of Mars	14
#585	Bulky Buddy Box	5
#32	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	18
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#582	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#508	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#250	CRIMBCO lanyard	2
#1163	CRIMBCO mug	6
#1700	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#929	CRIMBCO wine	7
#289	CRIMBCOIDS mints	8
#371	CRIMBCOLOAF	7
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#14	Can of Spaghetto	3
#30	Carol of the Bulls	6
#31	Carol of the Hells	6
#31	Carol of the Thrills	6
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#14	Celsius 233	4
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#47	Cheer-Up soda	17
#22	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	2
🥈	ChibiBuddy™ (on)	1
#40	Chroner	2,206
#15	Chroner cross	1
#160	Cinco Mayo Lager	2
#328	Claw of the Infernal Seal	3
#32	Cloaca Cola Polar	316
#4	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	8
🥉	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	1
#694	Colander of Em-er'il	4
#5	Covert Ops for Kids	2
#31	Crimbeau de toilette	13
#18	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	2
#21	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	2
#20	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	2
#11	Crimbo Credit	1,337
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#38	Crimbo Factory surprise box	53
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#30	Crimbo candle	10
#13	Crimbo crystal shards	43
#42	Crimbo dinner	24
#9	Crimbo food scraps	850
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#144	Crimbo salad	6
#15	Crimbo sapling	1
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#5	Crimbo stockings	3
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#21	Crimbo tattoo kit	5
#14	Crimbo train emergency brake	192
#17	Crimbo training manual	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#350	Crimbo wreath	2
#42	Crimbolex watch	3
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#115	Crimbonium fuel rod	20
#49	Crimbosmopolitan	24
#16	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	5
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#7	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	10
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#10	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	8
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#67	Crimbot battery	38
#30	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	210
#50	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	9
#80	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	7
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#164	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	2
#83	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	6
#27	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	19
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#97	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	5
#73	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	7
#54	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	10
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#45	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	14
#137	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	3
#32	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	190
#171	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	2
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#30	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
#163	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	2
#31	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	194
#31	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	70
#34	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	13
#111	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	4
#32	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	201
#56	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	9
#171	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	2
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#32	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	76
#14	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	1
#32	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	198
#32	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	68
#31	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	209
#63	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	8
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#20	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#47	Crimbow Rainbo	1
#1527	Crimboween memo	5
#4	Crimboysters Rockefeller	369
#31	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	2
#16	Crimbuccaneer breeches	10
#24	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	38
#21	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	3
#29	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	8
#156	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	16
#51	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	2
#38	Crimbuccaneer lantern	2
#11	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	55
#16	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	4
#149	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	40
#27	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	6
#15	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	78
#15	Crimbuccaneer runebone	3
#55	Crimbuccaneer shirt	10
#25	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	4
#18	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	6
#11	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	3
#12	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	11
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#37	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	17
#2050	Crimbuck	34
#31	Crimbylow-rise jeans	1
#38	D roll	257
#288	DNOTC Box	1
#50	DUFRESNE Suds	180
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#30	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	18
#915	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	5
#858	Disco 'Fro Pick	4
#82	Disco Banjo	7
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
🥈	Dolph Bossin's charity note	1
#16	Drip Institute petri dish	1
#8	Driplet	53
#31	Dust bunny	336
#21	Easter grasshopper	1
#143	Ecto-Cooler	8
#325	El Sombrero De Lopez	7
#1468	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#19	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	3
#25	Eldritch snap	4
#76	Elf Army machine parts	33
#19	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	5
🥈	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	1
#15	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	9
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	1
#10	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	7
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	1
#88	Elf Guard MPC	3,420
#26	Elf Guard SCUBA tank	2
#14	Elf Guard broom	3
#14	Elf Guard clipboard	3
#22	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	14
#15	Elf Guard eyedrops	36
#45	Elf Guard fuel tank	2
#19	Elf Guard hangover cure	3
#34	Elf Guard honor present	9
#18	Elf Guard hotpants	9
#32	Elf Guard insignia (general)	4
#25	Elf Guard insignia (private)	7
#20	Elf Guard mouthknife	13
#21	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	14
#17	Elf Guard patrol cap	9
#16	Elf Guard payroll bag	39
#31	Elf Guard red and white beret	2
#28	Elf Guard safety bear	5
#20	Elf Guard squirtgun	3
#32	Elf Guard strategic map	3
#23	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	4
#38	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	30
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#21	Elvish underarmor	2
#259	En Una Fila Tequila	1
🥉	Essence of Bear	5
#122	FDKOL commendation	6,236
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#51	FDKOL hotcakes	151
#27	FDKOL tattoo	2
#63	Fantasma en la Máquina	90
#915	Feynman gate	9
#169	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
#35	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	14
#33	Friendliness Beverage	264
#8	Frosty's frosty mug	402
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#53	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	7
#55	Fudgie Roll	5
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#508	Galapagosian Cuisses	2
🥇	Garland of Greatness	1
#519	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	2
#168	Go-Wassail	118
#17	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	9
#18	Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	8
#4	Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	2
#14	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	6
#473	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	2
#25	Gummy Brains	30
🥇	HP-35 Calculator	1
#57	Hanukkimbo dreidl	1
#252	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	15
#759	Heimandatz's heart	2
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
🥉	Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	6
#4	Holiday Multitasking	1
#7	Hotwire™ brand candy rope	45
#4	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	2
#38	How to Play Othello	15
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#87	Inner Strength	4
#237	Inner Truth	2
#92	Inner Wisdom	4
#7	Instant Karma	743
#16	Irish eggnog	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#25	Jamaican coffee	20
#481	Jocko Homo's head	4
#21	Kelflar vest	12
#31	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	90
#334	Krakrox's Loincloth	3
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#51	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	1,478
#669	LED block	1
#25	LOV Enamorang	19
#5	LOV Entrance Pass	8
#52	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	97
#167	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	8
#90	Lars the Cyberian	4
#7	Law of Averages	2
#168	Lederhosen of the Night	8
🥇	License To Kill	27
#26	Lil' Snowball Factory	8
#61	Lobos Mints	11
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#10	Lump-Stacking for Beginners	1
#74	Mace of the Tortoise	7
#1177	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	4
🥈	Manual of Lock Picking	14
🥈	Manual of Numberology	4
🥉	Map to Kokomo	1
#8	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	102
#38	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	6
#15	Mer-kin cookiestove	409
#25	Mer-kin rollpin	1
🥇	Merc Core deployment orders	16
#179	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	11
#15	Mini-Crimbot crate	6
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#55	Moonds	5
#15	Mr. Accessory	12
#13	My First Art of War	56
#22	My First Paycheck envelope	3
#340	NPZR chemistry set	10
#117	Necbro wafers	2
#4	Neverending Party favor	577
#41	New Zealand iced tea	271
#488	Newman's Own Trousers	2
#120	Nightstalker perfume	26
#433	Now and Earlier	6
🥈	Official Council Aide Pin	1
#6	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	390
#8	Oopsie IPA	1
#99	Othello's handkerchief	1
#73	Othello's military jacket	2
🥇	Party Tattoo™ gift certificate	1
#146	Pasta Spoon of Peril	2
#25	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	6
🥉	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	1
#5	ROM of Optimality	3
#28	Racisto Ruidoso	11
#168	Rainbow's Gravity	1
#28	Rattlin' Chains	22
#208	Red Pill	2
#45	Red Roger's reliquary	25
🥇	Red Roger's skull	1
#9	Rethinking Candy	3
#2658	Rock Pops	1
#58	Rock and Roll Legend	37
#34	Roman sadnals	11
#51	Rompedores de Fantasmas	94
#715	Safari Jack's moustache	2
🥇	SalesCo sample kit	1
#11	Satan hat	2
#842	Scalp of Gorgolok	4
#29	School of Hard Knocks Diploma	1
#500	Schrödinger's thermos	23
#7	Science Notebook	2
#5	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	2
#125	Silver Bullet beer	19
🥇	Silver HP-35 Calculator	1
🥈	Skipper's accordion	1
#53	Skullhead's Screw	5
#38	Skully's hot chocolate	3
#22	Spirit of Easter	1
#16	Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	1
#12	Spirit of Thanksgiving	1
#13	Spirit of Veteran's Day	1
#28	Spring Bros. ID badge	2
#23	Spring Bros. solenoid	28
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#13	Staff of the Woodfire	1
#37	Strix stix	96
#91	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	2
#13	Swedish coffee	15
#18	Sweet Sword	24
#71	TI-9000 calculator	45
#58	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	356
#61	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	330
#248	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#56	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	322
#364	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	9
#4	Thanksgiving ration	1
#598	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#684	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#24	The Big Book of Communism	1
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#41	The Big Book of Every Skill	1
#189	The Cooler Out of Space	16
#22	The Encyclopedia of Fruit	5
🥉	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	1
🥇	The Imploded World	33
#29	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	4
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	1
#32	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	4
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	1
#31	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	4
#5	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	1
#30	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	4
#8	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	1
#28	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	4
#7	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	1
#27	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	4
🥉	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	1
#443	The Joy of Wassailing	7
#49	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
#182	The Mariachi's guitar case	9
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
#302	The Necbronomicon	1
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#13	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	3
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#9	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	4
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#11	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	3
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#10	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	4
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#11	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	3
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#11	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	3
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#11	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	8
#10	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	1
🥈	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#15	The Spirit of Giving	2
🥈	The Spirit of Giving (used)	1
#67	The Superconductor's CPU	1
#6	Third Eye	1
#137	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	21
#294	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	2
#831	Thwaitgold ant statuette	1
#170	Thwaitgold bee statuette	9
#10	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	37
#264	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	4
#12	Thwaitgold bug statuette	26
#1016	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#11	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	20
#14	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	17
#341	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	2
#67	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	7
#1414	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	1
#152	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	1
#142	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	15
#243	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	9
#99	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	1
#319	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	1
#180	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	1
#423	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	10
#252	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	1
#315	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	1
#625	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	1
#177	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	1
#126	Thwaitgold moth statuette	3
#67	Thwaitgold nit statuette	3
#448	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	1
#626	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#226	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	1
#244	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	8
#339	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	12
#144	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	8
#340	Thwaitgold slug statuette	13
#20	Thwaitgold spider statuette	34
#388	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	16
#278	Thwaitgold termite statuette	40
#61	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	2
#321	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	2
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#131	Time Bandit Time Towel	1
#19	Time Cloak	1
🥇	Time Lord Badge of Honor	1
#39	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#14	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	3
🥈	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	1
#8	Trainbot autoassembly module	31
#28	Trainbot circuitry	230
#16	Trainbot harness	5
#17	Trainbot linkages	233
#43	Trainbot luggage hook	2
#18	Trainbot optics	248
#15	Trainbot plating	245
#28	Trainbot radar monocle	3
#23	Trainbot servomotors	226
#24	Trainbot slag	323
#19	Trainbot tubing	244
#30	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	792
#28	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	778
#27	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	812
#28	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	793
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#60	Tropical Crimbo Sword	2
#17	Twelve Night Energy	62
#23	Twitching Television Tattoo	3
#221	Ultrasoldier Serum	3
#306	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	5
🥈	Uncle Crimbo's hat	1
#183	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	76
#35	Uncle Hobo's belt	1
#23	Uncle Hobo's epic beard	1
#29	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#59	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#10	Underworld flail	1
#40	Underworld sapling	1
#12	Underworld truncheon	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
🥇	Universal Seasoning	4
#15	Victor's Spoils	34
#438	Volartta's bellbottoms	3
#335	Wolfman Nardz	3
#423	Workytime Tea	4
#393	Yakisoba's hat	4
#12	Yorick	4
#22	Yuleviathan necklace	3
#68	Z-Bone steak	52
#916	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#4	[glitch season reward name]	4
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#1149	adorable seal larva	2
#41	alien drugs	80
#19	alien force field disruptor bean	28
#64	alien protein powder	3
#80	alien source code printout	5
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#81	ammonite candy mold	2
#138	ammonite fossil	43
#26	ancient Elf dessert spoon	2
#507	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	11
#21	anemoney clip	2
#117	anniversary gift box	10
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#80	antique Canadian lantern	2
#17	antique beer	25
#30	antique nutcracker beard	2
#25	antique nutcracker boots	2
#25	antique nutcracker cape	2
#15	antique nutcracker drumstick	2
#15	antique nutcracker epaulets	2
#14	antique nutcracker figurine	24
#21	antique nutcracker hat	2
#21	antique nutcracker pants	2
#22	antique nutcracker sword	2
#27	antique nutcracker waistcoat	2
#125	archaeologing shovel	1
#135	arse-a'fire elixir	1
#15	artisanal homebrew sampler	2
#89	aspirin	8
#1227	astronaut pants	4
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#28	augmented-reality shades	31
#35	automa-bot parts	1,045
#15	automatic wine thief	2
#45	baby bark scorpion	1
#19	baby rigging snake	5
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#7	ninjammies	3
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#180	nugget of Crimbonium	16
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#36	outlaw bandana	25
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🥇	oxygenated eggnog helmet	1
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🥉	record of menacing silence (used)	1
#28	record of tranquil silence	1
🥈	record of tranquil silence (used)	1
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🥉	recording of Chorale of Companionship	18,324
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🥈	red and green rain stick	1
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#1652	rigid carapace	1
🥇	ring	1
#338	roboduck-on-a-string	4
#430	robotronic egg	60
#286	[2108]rock	14
#75	rocket fuel	5
#144	rockfish stomach	2
#259	rogue swarmer	101
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#359	ruby on canes	2
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#87	rusted-out shootin' iron	3
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#31	salt plum	366
#55	salt plum sake	1
#10	salt wages	511
#9	salted mutton	12
#9	salty gumdrop	547
🥉	sausage golem	6
#14	sausage without a cause	40
#925	sawblade fragment	51
#26	sawed-off blunderbuss	12
#8	scabrous seal epaulets	1
#111	scintillating oyster egg	7
#103	scissor duck	1
#31	scotch on the rocks	23
🥇	seal medal	1
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#9	seal-toothed rock	13
#73	seared dino steak	2
#28	security automa-core	4
#29	self-repairing earmuffs	14
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#10	shadow flame	122
#8	shadow fluid	274
#7	shadow glass	127
#7	shadow ice	194
#13	shadow nectar	139
#12	shadow sausage	275
#14	shadow sinew	126
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#63	silent D	1
#23	silent E	3
#20	silent F	4
#64	silent G	1
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#49	silent Q	2
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#65	silent T	1
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#95	silver salt-shaker	2
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#10	silver table-scraper	2
#26	simple AI	2
#43	single atom	353
#10	single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	60
#17	single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	2
#159	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	9
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#515	sleeping snowy owl	5
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#34	sleeve deuce	263
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#5	sneakeasies	3
#55	sneaky wrapping paper	27
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#10	snow hat	1
🥉	snow pants	1
#10	snowpack	2
#35	sock garters	4
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#42	soggy elf shoes	1
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#72	solid shifting time weirdness	1
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#41	sorority girl's box	1
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#35	soul mask	1
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#13	space wine	62
#132	spaghetti cult mask	10
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#22	spaghetti with rock-balls	7
#111	sparking robo-battery	28
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#14	spirit blanket	21
#14	spirit gum	283
#18	spirit mattress	21
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#67	spoonful of Linguine-Os	8
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#12	squeaky toy rose	40
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#69	stale Cheer-E-Os	16
#86	stale cheer wine	11
#105	stapler bear	1
#24	status cymbal	2
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#16	steamed oyster	257
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#33	stuffed kraken	5
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#91	sucker hakama	2
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#38	sugarplum ration	15
#16	sundae ration	44
#111	super-absorbent tarp	1
#10	super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	424
#77	superheated fudge	63
#138	sweet mochi ball	12
#90	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	6
#13	synaptic soup	45
#15	synthetic dog hair pill	70
#16	synthetic rock	7
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#65	tangled mass of creepy pasta	8
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#34	tempura green and red bean	2
#578	ten-leaf clover	13
#19	the Crymbich Manuscript	7
#4	the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	1
#859	theoretical string	10
#52	thick walrus blubber	178
#17	third ear	25
#295	throbbing rage gland	1
#164	throwing bone	7
#49	throwing candy	43
#641	throwing wrench	7
#12	time helmet	2
#14	time shuriken	3
🥇	time sleigh	1
#25	time sword	2
#11	time trousers	2
#4	tinsel orb	3
#40	tiny bomb	194
#8	tiny glowing red nose	3
#365	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	2
#65	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	1
#16	tiny plastic Abuela's cottage	1
#21	tiny plastic Armory	1
#18	tiny plastic Bar	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#61	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
#18	tiny plastic Cafe	1
#36	tiny plastic Cheer Core	1
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#329	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	2
#47	tiny plastic Crimbo caroler	1
#42	tiny plastic Crimbo cheer	1
#456	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	21
#564	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	17
#1224	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	3
#86	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#290	tiny plastic Crimbomination	2
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#837	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	2
#59	tiny plastic Dolph Bossin	1
#344	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	2
#20	tiny plastic Factory	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#174	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#88	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#168	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#77	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#47	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	1
#45	tiny plastic Mirth	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#41	tiny plastic Penny	1
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#68	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#1809	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	2
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#114	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	3
#110	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#78	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#73	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#39	tiny plastic caboose	1
#38	tiny plastic chem lab	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#37	tiny plastic coal car	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#36	tiny plastic dining car	1
#52	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#38	tiny plastic food lab	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#37	tiny plastic locomotive	1
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#73	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#46	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#39	tiny plastic nog lab	1
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#39	tiny plastic passenger car	1
#39	tiny plastic primary lab	1
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#46	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#334	tiny plastic stocking mimic	2
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#2293	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	3
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#173	tiny plastic trollipop	2
#111	tiny plastic warbear	2
#101	tiny plastic warbear fortress	2
#55	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#266	toe jam	1
#433	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	4
#1139	tooth	2
#1003	toothsome rock	9
#34	top	125
#231	torn hellseal sinew	26
#280	tortoise's blessing	9
#60	tourmalime	102
#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
#24	toy Crimbot mega face	2
#24	toy Crimbot power glove	2
#21	toy Crimbot rocket legs	2
#21	toy Crimbot super fist	2
#1359	toy crazy train	4
#477	toy deathbot	2
#597	toy hoverpad	20
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#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#836	toy mercenary	7
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#19	toy sixgun	8
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#1142	toy space helmet	5
#892	toy train	2
#1474	toy wheel	3
#342	traditional Crimbo cookie	7
#269	traffic jam	1
🥇	train whistle	1
#143	transparent nog	3
🥇	traumatic holiday memory	59
#478	tree skirt	1
#989	tree-eating kite	24
#1038	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#202	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	6
#29	trick coin	10
#139	trilobite candy mold	1
#88	trilobite fossil	66
🥇	tropical Crimbo pressie	1
#253	tropical paperweight	2
#7	turchucken	1
#1649	twitching claw	1
#25	twitching space egg	1
#30	twitching time capsule	23
#84	two meat muck	1
#417	unearthed potsherd	3
#191	unfinished fruitcake	2
#14	unidentifiable dried fruit	16
#33	unidentified drink	249
#21	universal biscuit	147
#14	unpowered Robortender	1
#76	unquiet spirits	28
#28	unsanitized scalpel	12
#76	unstable DNA	578
#1476	unstable laser battery	36
#1353	untamable turtle	1
#63	unused soap	46
#867	unusual disco ball	3
#950	vampire duck-on-a-string	9
#28	vampire pellet	13
#1062	vibrating cyborg knife	7
#14	vintage smart drink	40
#66	viral DNA	53
#547	vitachoconutriment capsule	10
#32	volcanic ash	213
#4	voodoo snuff	366
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#188	warbear LP-ROM burner	1
#14	warbear accoutrements chunk	271
#105	warbear auto-anvil	2
#78	warbear badge	2
#349	warbear battery	5
#99	warbear bearserker mead	5
#110	warbear bearserker potion	14
#248	warbear beeping telegram	5
#81	warbear blizzard mead	9
#217	warbear breakfast machine assembler	2
#109	warbear chemistry lab	2
#7	warbear dress bracers	2
#6	warbear dress greaves	2
#5	warbear dress helmet	2
#116	warbear drone assembler	5
#191	warbear empathy chip	3
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#51	warbear energy bracers	4
#121	warbear exhaust manifold	2
#118	warbear exo-arm	2
#35	warbear feasting bread	21
#34	warbear feasting mead	19
#84	warbear foil hat	3
#26	warbear gyro	24
#166	warbear gyrocopter	6
#15	warbear helm fragment	250
#66	warbear high-efficiency still	3
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#46	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	25
#101	warbear induction oven	2
#32	warbear jackhammer drill press	5
#124	warbear laser beacon	2
#163	warbear liquid overcoat	9
#150	warbear metalworking primer	8
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#21	warbear officer requisition box	42
#114	warbear oil pan	2
#142	warbear procedural hilarity drone	9
#13	warbear requisition box	252
#75	warbear robo-camouflage unit	16
#91	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	12
#110	warbear soda machine assembler	5
#88	warbear superpotion	1
#72	warbear thermoregulator bread	7
#15	warbear trouser fragment	250
#15	warbear wardance potion	99
#82	warbear warrior bread	4
#37	warbear whosit	6,232
#163	warehouse key	4
#18	waterlogged cloth	92
#151	waterlogged crate	1
#21	waterlogged leather	81
#17	waterlogged metal	83
#12	waterlogged stuffing	113
#33	waterlogged wood	14
#14	weird gazelle steak	40
#48	wet tack	1
#10	whale cerebrospinal fluid	70
#61	whalecake	1
#18	whalegun	3
#7	whalesteak	98
#934	wheel	3
#105	whisker pencil	83
#22	whiskey in a broken glass	102
#4	white Crimbo ball	31,337
#15	white arm towel	2
#7	white earbuds	3
#126	white money bag	2
#104	white tulip	2
#20	wind-up meatcar	630
#94	wings of fire	1
#51	wok lobster	3
#407	wolfman mask	15
#629	wooden block	4
#13	wooly loincloth	4
#30	worksite credentials	2
#328	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	3
#8	yabba dabba doo rag	4
#170	yellow drunki-bear	2
#53	yellow gummi ingot	629
#1428	yo	4
#402	yo-yo	78
#37	yule grog	1
#13	yule gruel	3,101
#19	yule hatchet	36
#38	yule pup	4
#39	zombie dinosaur egg	3
#852	zombie pineal gland	5

Wow, that's 653,403 items total!

what items are this player missing?