| 🥇 | Franken Stein | 1 |
| #73 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 5 |
| #28 | "caramel" orange | 74 |
| #114 | 4-dimensional fez | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #34 | 99.44% pure math | 1 |
| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #104 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 2 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #101 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 2 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #88 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 2 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | A Guide to Safari | 4 |
| #127 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 51 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #20 | Adventurer bobblehead | 7 |
| #658 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #378 | Angelhair Culottes | 3 |
| 🥉 | Antagonistic Snowman Kit | 5 |
| #567 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #241 | Atomic Comic | 2 |
| #213 | Atomic Pop | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #481 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
| #541 | BGE merchandise order form | 6 |
| #363 | BGE pocket calendar | 2 |
| #551 | BGE shotglass | 13 |
| #235 | BGE temporary tattoo | 4 |
| #634 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #43 | BOOterfinger | 7 |
| #123 | BRAINS shorts | 11 |
| #76 | Baja sopapilla | 8 |
| #40 | Bal-musette accordion | 1 |
| #377 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 3 |
| #45 | Barney's rake | 8 |
| #85 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 30 |
| #22 | Bastille Battalion cheese wheel | 20 |
| #24 | Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher | 7 |
| #8 | Bastille Battalion tattoo kit | 40 |
| #78 | Batfellow comic | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #41 | Big Punk | 8 |
| #49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #34 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #38 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| 🥈 | Black Bart's Booty | 6 |
| #453 | Bling of the New Wave | 3 |
| #16 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 37 |
| #188 | Blood Light | 23 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #9 | Boltsmann ID badge | 5 |
| #133 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 13 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #23 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 7 |
| #9 | Boulevardier cocktail | 53 |
| #9 | Boxing Day Pass | 112 |
| #31 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 14 |
| #588 | Bulky Buddy Box | 5 |
| #30 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 18 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #1165 | CRIMBCO mug | 6 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #929 | CRIMBCO wine | 7 |
| #288 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 8 |
| #369 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
| #45 | Cajun accordion | 1 |
| #14 | Can of Spaghetto | 3 |
| #30 | Carol of the Bulls | 6 |
| #31 | Carol of the Hells | 6 |
| #31 | Carol of the Thrills | 6 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #15 | Celsius 233 | 4 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #47 | Cheer-Up soda | 17 |
| #22 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 2 |
| 🥈 | ChibiBuddy™ (on) | 1 |
| #37 | Chroner | 2,206 |
| #15 | Chroner cross | 1 |
| #160 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 2 |
| #328 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 3 |
| #32 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 316 |
| #6 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 8 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #695 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #31 | Crimbeau de toilette | 13 |
| #18 | Crimbo Carol tattoo kit | 2 |
| #21 | Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit | 2 |
| #19 | Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit | 2 |
| #11 | Crimbo Credit | 1,337 |
| #17 | Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head | 1 |
| #37 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 53 |
| #17 | Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug | 1 |
| #30 | Crimbo candle | 10 |
| #13 | Crimbo crystal shards | 43 |
| #42 | Crimbo dinner | 24 |
| #9 | Crimbo food scraps | 850 |
| #17 | Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll | 1 |
| #143 | Crimbo salad | 6 |
| #16 | Crimbo sapling | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #5 | Crimbo stockings | 3 |
| #16 | Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer | 1 |
| #22 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 5 |
| #14 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 192 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo tree flocker | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #351 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #42 | Crimbolex watch | 3 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #115 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 20 |
| #48 | Crimbosmopolitan | 24 |
| #16 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 5 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| #7 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 10 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #10 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 8 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #68 | Crimbot battery | 38 |
| #31 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 210 |
| #51 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 9 |
| #81 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 7 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper | 1 |
| #38 | Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #164 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 2 |
| #83 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 6 |
| #28 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 19 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #97 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 5 |
| #74 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 7 |
| #54 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 10 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Face | 1 |
| #45 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 14 |
| #138 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 3 |
| #32 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 190 |
| #172 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 2 |
| #26 | Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack | 1 |
| #30 | Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler | 1 |
| #164 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 2 |
| #32 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 194 |
| #31 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 70 |
| #35 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 13 |
| #111 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 4 |
| #33 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 201 |
| #56 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 9 |
| #172 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 2 |
| #24 | Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #33 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 76 |
| #14 | Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt | 1 |
| #32 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 198 |
| #33 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 68 |
| #32 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 209 |
| #64 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 8 |
| #39 | Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower | 1 |
| #23 | Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm | 1 |
| #19 | Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs | 1 |
| #13 | Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball | 1 |
| #43 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #1529 | Crimboween memo | 5 |
| #4 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 369 |
| #30 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 2 |
| #17 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 10 |
| #20 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 38 |
| #22 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 3 |
| #28 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 8 |
| #136 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 16 |
| #46 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 2 |
| #33 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 2 |
| #11 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 55 |
| #17 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 4 |
| #123 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 40 |
| #26 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 6 |
| #14 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 78 |
| #16 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 3 |
| #54 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 10 |
| #24 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 4 |
| #20 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 6 |
| #11 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 3 |
| #13 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 11 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #33 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 17 |
| #2045 | Crimbuck | 34 |
| #31 | Crimbylow-rise jeans | 1 |
| #37 | D roll | 257 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #50 | DUFRESNE Suds | 180 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #28 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 18 |
| #913 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 5 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #82 | Disco Banjo | 7 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #15 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #16 | Drip Institute petri dish | 1 |
| #8 | Driplet | 53 |
| #31 | Dust bunny | 336 |
| #141 | Ecto-Cooler | 8 |
| #323 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 7 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #19 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 3 |
| #25 | Eldritch snap | 4 |
| #66 | Elf Army machine parts | 33 |
| #20 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 5 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| #15 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 9 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #10 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 7 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #81 | Elf Guard MPC | 3,420 |
| #24 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 2 |
| #14 | Elf Guard broom | 3 |
| #15 | Elf Guard clipboard | 3 |
| #21 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 14 |
| #14 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 36 |
| #43 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 2 |
| #18 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 3 |
| #33 | Elf Guard honor present | 9 |
| #18 | Elf Guard hotpants | 9 |
| #33 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 4 |
| #24 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 7 |
| #18 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 13 |
| #20 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 14 |
| #16 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 9 |
| #14 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 39 |
| #29 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 2 |
| #28 | Elf Guard safety bear | 5 |
| #19 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 3 |
| #30 | Elf Guard strategic map | 3 |
| #24 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 4 |
| #33 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 30 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #22 | Elvish underarmor | 2 |
| #258 | En Una Fila Tequila | 1 |
| 🥉 | Essence of Bear | 5 |
| #122 | FDKOL commendation | 6,236 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #51 | FDKOL hotcakes | 151 |
| #27 | FDKOL tattoo | 2 |
| #62 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 90 |
| #917 | Feynman gate | 9 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #35 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 14 |
| #32 | Friendliness Beverage | 264 |
| #8 | Frosty's frosty mug | 402 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #53 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 7 |
| #56 | Fudgie Roll | 5 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| 🥇 | Garland of Greatness | 1 |
| #517 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #166 | Go-Wassail | 118 |
| #15 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 9 |
| #14 | Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) | 8 |
| 🥈 | Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled) | 2 |
| #10 | Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) | 6 |
| #472 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #26 | Gummy Brains | 30 |
| 🥇 | HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #251 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 15 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book! | 6 |
| #7 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 45 |
| #37 | How to Play Othello | 15 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #88 | Inner Strength | 4 |
| #236 | Inner Truth | 2 |
| #92 | Inner Wisdom | 4 |
| #6 | Instant Karma | 743 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #23 | Jamaican coffee | 20 |
| #479 | Jocko Homo's head | 4 |
| #19 | Kelflar vest | 12 |
| #30 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 90 |
| #333 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 3 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #51 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1,478 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #25 | LOV Enamorang | 19 |
| #5 | LOV Entrance Pass | 8 |
| #52 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 97 |
| #168 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 8 |
| #91 | Lars the Cyberian | 4 |
| #7 | Law of Averages | 2 |
| #168 | Lederhosen of the Night | 8 |
| 🥇 | License To Kill | 27 |
| #25 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 8 |
| #60 | Lobos Mints | 11 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #10 | Lump-Stacking for Beginners | 1 |
| #73 | Mace of the Tortoise | 7 |
| #1178 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 4 |
| 🥈 | Manual of Lock Picking | 14 |
| 🥈 | Manual of Numberology | 4 |
| 🥉 | Map to Kokomo | 1 |
| #7 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 102 |
| #38 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 6 |
| #16 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 409 |
| #25 | Mer-kin rollpin | 1 |
| 🥇 | Merc Core deployment orders | 16 |
| #179 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 11 |
| #15 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 6 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #54 | Moonds | 5 |
| #18 | Mr. Accessory | 12 |
| #12 | My First Art of War | 56 |
| #19 | My First Paycheck envelope | 3 |
| #340 | NPZR chemistry set | 10 |
| #119 | Necbro wafers | 2 |
| #4 | Neverending Party favor | 577 |
| #38 | New Zealand iced tea | 271 |
| #487 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
| #120 | Nightstalker perfume | 26 |
| #432 | Now and Earlier | 6 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #6 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 390 |
| #8 | Oopsie IPA | 1 |
| #99 | Othello's handkerchief | 1 |
| #72 | Othello's military jacket | 2 |
| 🥇 | Party Tattoo™ gift certificate | 1 |
| #146 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 2 |
| #24 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 6 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #7 | ROM of Optimality | 2 |
| #28 | Racisto Ruidoso | 11 |
| #170 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #28 | Rattlin' Chains | 22 |
| #209 | Red Pill | 2 |
| #45 | Red Roger's reliquary | 25 |
| 🥇 | Red Roger's skull | 1 |
| #9 | Rethinking Candy | 3 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #58 | Rock and Roll Legend | 37 |
| #33 | Roman sadnals | 11 |
| #51 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 94 |
| #709 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #11 | Satan hat | 2 |
| #840 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #30 | School of Hard Knocks Diploma | 1 |
| #500 | Schrödinger's thermos | 23 |
| #7 | Science Notebook | 2 |
| #124 | Silver Bullet beer | 19 |
| 🥇 | Silver HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #53 | Skullhead's Screw | 5 |
| #38 | Skully's hot chocolate | 3 |
| #27 | Spring Bros. ID badge | 2 |
| #19 | Spring Bros. solenoid | 28 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #14 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #35 | Strix stix | 96 |
| #92 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 2 |
| #12 | Swedish coffee | 15 |
| #18 | Sweet Sword | 24 |
| #69 | TI-9000 calculator | 45 |
| #58 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 356 |
| #61 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 330 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #56 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 322 |
| #364 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 9 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #23 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #39 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 1 |
| #188 | The Cooler Out of Space | 16 |
| #21 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 5 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Imploded World | 33 |
| #29 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 4 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #33 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 4 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #30 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 4 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #31 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 4 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #28 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 4 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #27 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 4 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #443 | The Joy of Wassailing | 7 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #182 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 9 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #13 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 | 3 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 4 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #11 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 | 3 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 4 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #11 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 3 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #11 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 | 3 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #12 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 8 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #15 | The Spirit of Giving | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #133 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 21 |
| #286 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #170 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 9 |
| #10 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 37 |
| #265 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 4 |
| #12 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 26 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #11 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 20 |
| #14 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 17 |
| #332 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 2 |
| #66 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 7 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #142 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 15 |
| #243 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 9 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #146 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #417 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 10 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #160 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #122 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 3 |
| #66 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 3 |
| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #233 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 8 |
| #340 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 12 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 8 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 13 |
| #20 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 34 |
| #387 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 16 |
| #276 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 40 |
| #59 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 2 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #128 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #18 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #8 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 31 |
| #27 | Trainbot circuitry | 230 |
| #16 | Trainbot harness | 5 |
| #17 | Trainbot linkages | 233 |
| #42 | Trainbot luggage hook | 2 |
| #17 | Trainbot optics | 248 |
| #15 | Trainbot plating | 245 |
| #28 | Trainbot radar monocle | 3 |
| #23 | Trainbot servomotors | 226 |
| #23 | Trainbot slag | 323 |
| #19 | Trainbot tubing | 244 |
| #30 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 792 |
| #28 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 778 |
| #27 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 812 |
| #28 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 793 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #60 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 2 |
| #15 | Twelve Night Energy | 62 |
| #20 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 3 |
| #221 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 3 |
| #306 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 5 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #185 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 76 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #11 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #41 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| #13 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| 🥇 | Universal Seasoning | 4 |
| #14 | Victor's Spoils | 34 |
| #439 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 3 |
| #336 | Wolfman Nardz | 3 |
| #426 | Workytime Tea | 4 |
| #393 | Yakisoba's hat | 4 |
| #12 | Yorick | 4 |
| #21 | Yuleviathan necklace | 3 |
| #66 | Z-Bone steak | 52 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #6 | [glitch season reward name] | 3 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #40 | alien drugs | 80 |
| #19 | alien force field disruptor bean | 28 |
| #64 | alien protein powder | 3 |
| #80 | alien source code printout | 5 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #81 | ammonite candy mold | 2 |
| #138 | ammonite fossil | 43 |
| #25 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 2 |
| #506 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 11 |
| #21 | anemoney clip | 2 |
| #117 | anniversary gift box | 10 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #80 | antique Canadian lantern | 2 |
| #17 | antique beer | 25 |
| #30 | antique nutcracker beard | 2 |
| #25 | antique nutcracker boots | 2 |
| #25 | antique nutcracker cape | 2 |
| #15 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 2 |
| #15 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 2 |
| #14 | antique nutcracker figurine | 24 |
| #21 | antique nutcracker hat | 2 |
| #21 | antique nutcracker pants | 2 |
| #22 | antique nutcracker sword | 2 |
| #27 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 2 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #15 | artisanal homebrew sampler | 2 |
| #89 | aspirin | 8 |
| #1227 | astronaut pants | 4 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #28 | augmented-reality shades | 31 |
| #34 | automa-bot parts | 1,045 |
| #15 | automatic wine thief | 2 |
| #44 | baby bark scorpion | 1 |
| #21 | baby rigging snake | 5 |
| #304 | bacon bath ball | 3 |
| #10 | bad vibroknife | 2 |
| #139 | bag of bones | 8 |
| #7 | bag of grain | 40 |
| #43 | balanced antler | 3 |
| #66 | ball | 107 |
| #97 | ball-in-a-cup | 2 |
| #73 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #383 | banana | 12 |
| #185 | banana supersucker | 2 |
| #118 | bananagate | 54 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #78 | banjo kazoo mount | 2 |
| #118 | banjo strings | 3 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #48 | bark rootbeer | 8 |
| #29 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 5 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #45 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 24 |
| #735 | bath ball gift set | 6 |
| #223 | battered Crimbo Crate | 57 |
| 🥇 | battoo kit | 1 |
| #4 | beautiful rainbow | 25 |
| #74 | beaver punch (cherry) | 1 |
| #73 | beaver punch (papaya) | 1 |
| #88 | beaver punch (peach) | 1 |
| #52 | beavermouth | 240 |
| #232 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #76 | belemnite candy mold | 2 |
| #101 | belemnite fossil | 57 |
| #337 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #770 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 2 |
| #30 | big rock | 210 |
| #112 | bindlestocking | 19 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #121 | birdbone corset | 2 |
| #83 | bite-me-red lipstick | 208 |
| #4 | black Crimbo ball | 31,337 |
| #61 | black and white cracker | 5 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #75 | blank diary | 2 |
| #185 | blank fudge mold | 2 |
| 🥇 | blank note | 1 |
| #246 | blind-packed capsule toy | 34 |
| #52 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 281 |
| #29 | blob of Alphredo™ | 12 |
| #247 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 27 |
| #1295 | blood flower | 2 |
| #9 | blood-drive sticker | 41 |
| #58 | blue grass | 35 |
| #145 | blue money bag | 1 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #104 | blue tulip | 2 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #8 | body spradium | 232 |
| 🥈 | boiling hot cocoa | 650 |
| #11 | boiling seal blood | 91 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #609 | bone chips | 14 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #148 | bone meal | 3 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #4 | booze mailing list | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #177 | bottle of Blank-Out | 98 |
| #34 | bottle of Crimbognac | 13 |
| #94 | bottle of bubbles | 121 |
| #81 | bottle of drinkin' gas | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of fire | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #43 | bottled day | 5 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #49 | bowl of Jeal-O | 210 |
| #11 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 7 |
| #22 | bowl of mernudo | 999 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #41 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 2 |
| #1814 | box of sunshine | 83 |
| #19 | boxed gumball machine | 8 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #257 | bread line | 4 |
| #22 | bread man | 11 |
| 🥈 | bread pie | 131,337 |
| #321 | breaded beer | 2 |
| #15 | breakfast mess | 1,627 |
| #12 | breakfast miracle | 31 |
| #168 | brilliant oyster egg | 2 |
| #31 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 7 |
| #39 | brown pirate pants | 2 |
| #130 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 6 |
| #97 | bubble-wrap simulator | 10 |
| #14 | bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) | 1 |
| #19 | bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) | 1 |
| #12 | bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) | 1 |
| #64 | buckyball | 107 |
| #14 | buffed alien drugs | 3 |
| #763 | bunch of bananas | 2 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #185 | burnt flower | 50 |
| #89 | burrowgrub hive | 2 |
| #244 | burst hellseal brain | 28 |
| #713 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #79 | cabooze | 8 |
| #168 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 12 |
| #23 | can of Minions-Be-Gone | 2 |
| #65 | can of V-11 | 7 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #132 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #19 | can of mixed everything | 9 |
| #80 | can of sterno | 3 |
| #302 | candied bolts | 5 |
| #7 | candied lime | 25 |
| #287 | candied nuts | 5 |
| #179 | candy cane | 217 |
| #22 | candy cigarette | 104 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #54 | candy harmonica | 7 |
| #1563 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #342 | candy knuckles | 6 |
| 🥈 | candy mailing list | 1 |
| #180 | candy skeleton | 3 |
| #714 | candy stake | 9 |
| #22 | cannonbomb | 30 |
| #9 | canteen of eggnog | 15 |
| #1281 | canteen of wine | 8 |
| #685 | capacitor relay | 14 |
| #700 | carbon nanotube frame | 14 |
| #15 | carnivorous potted plant | 7 |
| #324 | cement sandals | 3 |
| #39 | centurion helmet | 2 |
| #54 | chainsaw chain | 15 |
| #88 | chakra malt | 2 |
| #153 | chakra sludge | 7 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #61 | charisma potion | 6 |
| #844 | cheap elven gloves | 4 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #47 | cheer-o-gram | 17 |
| #38 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 3 |
| #26 | cheerful antler hat | 3 |
| #27 | cheerful pajama pants | 3 |
| #24 | chest of "pirate gold" | 3 |
| #53 | chisel | 3 |
| #77 | choco-Crimbot | 44 |
| #504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #152 | chocolate cigar | 12 |
| #427 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 3 |
| #66 | chocomotive | 8 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #71 | cinnamon machine oil | 137 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #21 | circle drum | 1 |
| #69 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 14 |
| 🥈 | clear Russian | 131,337 |
| #17 | clerical automa-core | 5 |
| #27 | clockwork chef-head-in-the-box | 1 |
| #21 | cloning kit | 132 |
| #30 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #35 | cold seal sweat | 38 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #561 | colorful plastic ball | 6 |
| #102 | communal gobstopper | 6 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #16 | concentrated fish broth | 6 |
| #90 | contract enforcement stick | 10 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #73 | cookie cookie | 6 |
| 🥉 | cool hot cocoa | 659 |
| #15 | corned beet | 10 |
| #33 | corrupted bird DNA | 1 |
| #118 | corrupted data | 206 |
| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #9 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 1,337 |
| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #8 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 154 |
| #9 | crystal Crimbo platter | 154 |
| #12 | crystal belt buckle | 2 |
| #151 | crystalline cheer | 737 |
| #40 | crystalline seal eye | 1 |
| #94 | crystallized memory | 3 |
| #203 | cursed scrunchie | 5 |
| #35 | cursed wishbone | 8 |
| #594 | cyborg doll | 2 |
| #1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #175 | cylindrical mold | 10 |
| #96 | daub-breaker | 1 |
| #15 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 12 |
| #61 | decanter of fine Scotch | 4 |
| #263 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #641 | delicious salad | 53 |
| #53 | delicious star salad | 2 |
| 🥉 | deluxe Neverending Party favor | 674 |
| #117 | deluxe fax machine | 3 |
| #16 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 24 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #226 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 3 |
| #10 | dice belt buckle | 1 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| 🥉 | dice sunglasses | 2 |
| #11 | dice-print do-rag | 1 |
| 🥉 | dice-print pajama pants | 2 |
| 🥈 | dice-shaped backpack | 7 |
| #27 | digital key lime | 46 |
| #33 | digital key lime pie | 50 |
| #29 | diluted makeup | 59 |
| #29 | dirty bottlecap | 1 |
| #43 | disassembled clover | 3,120 |
| #21 | discarded button | 2 |
| #25 | discarded swimming trunks | 17 |
| #45 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 31 |
| #55 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 25 |
| #49 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 30 |
| #44 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 31 |
| #57 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 23 |
| #25 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 47 |
| #43 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 32 |
| #48 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 28 |
| #36 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 38 |
| #31 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 44 |
| #40 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 31 |
| #47 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 27 |
| #44 | discocktail | 178 |
| #15 | distention pill | 70 |
| #6 | dog ointment | 98 |
| #35 | doll house | 163 |
| #538 | dollhive | 14 |
| #419 | donated booze | 6 |
| #495 | donated candy | 2 |
| #390 | donated food | 9 |
| #24 | dove DNA | 1 |
| #15 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 968 |
| #7 | drippy bezoar | 3 |
| #8 | drippy candy bar | 1 |
| #13 | drippy caviar | 1 |
| #20 | drippy nugget | 1 |
| #4 | drippy orb | 5 |
| #8 | drippy plum(?) | 4 |
| #8 | drippy staff | 3 |
| #10 | drippy stein | 9 |
| #20 | drippy truncheon | 1 |
| #8 | drive-thru burger | 52 |
| #53 | droll monocle | 24 |
| #50 | drop of water-37 | 316 |
| #30 | droppable microphone | 3 |
| #56 | drum of pomade | 22 |
| #525 | duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #390 | dusty Crimbo crate | 29 |
| #37 | ear poison | 211 |
| #108 | eggnog | 170 |
| #30 | eggwater | 8 |
| #55 | eldritch alignment spray | 11 |
| #40 | eldritch concentrate | 1 |
| #39 | eldritch distillate | 3 |
| #20 | eldritch effluvium | 12,466 |
| #50 | eldritch elixir | 2 |
| #40 | eldritch essence | 3 |
| #60 | eldritch extract | 2 |
| #4 | eldritch hammer | 2 |
| 🥉 | eldritch hat | 2 |
| 🥇 | eldritch ichor | 17,773 |
| #35 | eldritch mushroom | 4 |
| #19 | eldritch mushroom pizza | 4 |
| #4 | eldritch pants | 2 |
| #19 | eldritch rub | 12 |
| #18 | eldritch scanner | 2 |
| #17 | eldritch tincture | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #20 | electric pants | 32 |
| #487 | electrical thingamabob | 2 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #37 | elf army field rations | 2 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #1040 | elven limbos gingerbread | 9 |
| #735 | elven cellocello | 25 |
| #1033 | elven moonshine | 6 |
| #970 | elven socks | 3 |
| #1015 | elven suicide capsule | 19 |
| #22 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #16 | emergency margarita | 40 |
| #606 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #63 | ert grey goo ring | 13 |
| #5 | essential tofu | 332 |
| #6 | eternal knot tattoo | 2 |
| #1095 | evil googly eye | 2 |
| #1029 | evil teddy bear | 10 |
| #25 | exclusive club | 2 |
| #172 | executive mime flask | 6 |
| #70 | expensive cigar | 3 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #89 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #84 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #17 | extra-greasy slider | 357 |
| #222 | extra-see-thru nightie | 2 |
| #16 | extremely confusing manual | 19 |
| #241 | extremely skinny jeans | 3 |
| #31 | facsimile dictionary | 174 |
| #21 | faded green protest sign | 2 |
| #17 | faded red protest sign | 2 |
| #750 | fake plastic grass | 2 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #62 | fancy beef jerky | 3 |
| #1148 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 5 |
| #10 | fancy chess set | 1 |
| #157 | fancy chocolate | 16 |
| #201 | fancy chocolate car | 16 |
| #135 | fancy dress ball | 110 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #1176 | felt | 7 |
| #16 | festive egg sac | 9 |
| #857 | festive holiday hat | 4 |
| #687 | festive sausage | 2 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #216 | fiery wing | 25 |
| #971 | fire | 4 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #22 | fishelada | 1,000 |
| #28 | fistful of ashes | 123 |
| #26 | fitness wristband | 31 |
| #107 | flan del mar | 7 |
| #6 | flapper floppers | 3 |
| #15 | flask of egggrog | 20 |
| #87 | flask of mining oil | 75 |
| #63 | flask of port | 1 |
| #209 | flask of tainted mining oil | 20 |
| #8 | flat cider | 16 |
| #13 | fleshy putty | 131 |
| #53 | floaty gravel | 3 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #78 | floaty pebbles | 5 |
| #370 | floaty sand | 40 |
| #38 | flour cookie | 9 |
| #21 | fluid of fudge-finding | 21 |
| #11 | foam pistol | 6 |
| #93 | foetid seal tear | 60 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| 🥉 | food mailing list | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| 🥈 | fortifying hot cocoa | 667 |
| #379 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #331 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #172 | fossilized demon skull | 3 |
| #229 | fossilized limb | 46 |
| #310 | fossilized serpent skull | 2 |
| #170 | fossilized spider skull | 3 |
| #194 | fossilized spike | 23 |
| #564 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #559 | fossilized torso | 5 |
| #630 | fossilized wing | 2 |
| #372 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #14 | free boots | 3 |
| #25 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 14 |
| #226 | freightcake | 4 |
| #77 | fried air | 16 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #108 | frigid fudgepuck | 41 |
| #6 | fruit bat | 3 |
| #9 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 25 |
| #126 | fruitcake | 182 |
| #150 | fudge bunny | 4 |
| #100 | fudge cube | 3 |
| #41 | fudge lily | 138 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #77 | fudge spork | 5 |
| #239 | fudgecule | 10,115 |
| #176 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #31 | fudgesicle | 20 |
| #107 | funhouse mirror | 9 |
| #25 | future drug: Coolscaline | 79 |
| #36 | future drug: Muscularactum | 59 |
| #27 | future drug: Smartinex | 80 |
| #13 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 2 |
| #50 | gamma nog | 47 |
| #37 | gelatinous meat mass | 1 |
| #75 | ghost beer | 10 |
| #103 | ghost protocol | 7 |
| #136 | ghost trap | 12 |
| #76 | ghostly body paint | 54 |
| #92 | ghostly dagger | 1 |
| #100 | giant green gummi bear | 2 |
| #110 | giant green gummi ingot | 3 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #103 | giant red gummi ingot | 3 |
| #130 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #100 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 3 |
| #150 | gift-a-pult | 3 |
| #16 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #148 | gingerbread bugbear | 163 |
| #267 | gingerbread horror | 18 |
| #309 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #2420 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #26 | gingerbread nylons | 25 |
| #13 | gingerbread pirate | 25 |
| #809 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #14 | gladiator tunica | 45 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #27 | glass of drippy wine | 1 |
| #20 | glass of herbal tequila | 109 |
| #8 | glass of raw eggs | 215 |
| #135 | gleaming oyster egg | 3 |
| #182 | glistening oyster egg | 2 |
| #12 | glob of salty molasses | 615 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #91 | gold tooth | 6 |
| #22 | golden fleece | 26 |
| #460 | golden ring | 49 |
| #11 | golden tattoo gun | 3 |
| #115 | golden twig | 2 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #894 | googly eye | 13 |
| #29 | gooified animal matter | 446 |
| #33 | gooified mineral matter | 445 |
| #29 | gooified vegetable matter | 445 |
| #45 | government | 4 |
| #44 | government booze shipment | 2 |
| #50 | government candy shipment | 2 |
| #46 | government cheese | 108 |
| #45 | government food shipment | 2 |
| #37 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 19 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #1070 | gray bow tie | 3 |
| #35 | green and red bean | 395 |
| #243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #54 | green gummi ingot | 628 |
| #37 | green marshmallow | 7 |
| #11 | green pill | 3 |
| #6 | green rocket | 10,119 |
| #51 | grilled cheese sandwich | 1 |
| #84 | grilled mooseflank | 32 |
| #37 | grip key | 7 |
| #7 | grog nuts | 99 |
| #29 | groggipop | 1 |
| #106 | guard turtle collar | 9 |
| #107 | guard turtle shell | 27 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #139 | gummi canary | 2 |
| #142 | gummi salamander | 2 |
| #178 | gummi snake | 2 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #6 | gumshoes | 3 |
| #68 | gun cleaning kit | 3 |
| #13 | gunwale | 3 |
| #8 | gunwale whalegun | 1 |
| #34 | gyroscope | 120 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #54 | hamlet sandwich | 270 |
| #17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #9 | handful of Boltsmann bearings | 87 |
| #35 | handful of crafty noodles | 11 |
| #127 | handful of numbers | 3 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #32 | hawk | 71 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #48 | heart of rock and roll | 8 |
| #324 | heart of the volcano | 22 |
| #63 | heavy crown | 34 |
| #21 | heavy hot sauce | 6 |
| #100 | heavy leather-bound tome | 2 |
| #217 | hellseal claw | 129 |
| #100 | hellseal whisker | 235 |
| #235 | hemp candy necklace | 4 |
| #132 | hep waders | 1 |
| #14 | hermedisiac cologne | 11 |
| #967 | herringcello | 20 |
| #491 | hideous egg | 3 |
| #62 | high-energy mining laser | 27 |
| #703 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 3 |
| #556 | holiday cheese log | 3 |
| #85 | holiday log | 3 |
| #7 | honey-drenched ham slice | 925 |
| #152 | hot buttered roll | 3 |
| 🥈 | hot cocoa au beurre | 327 |
| 🥉 | hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows | 305 |
| #152 | hot daub | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #114 | hot egg | 2 |
| #14 | hot watered rum | 3,101 |
| #12 | hot wine | 20 |
| #9 | housekeeping automa-core | 13 |
| #45 | huge Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #33 | hunk of granite | 87 |
| #98 | hushed puppy | 4 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #6 | iFlail | 5 |
| #1464 | iGoogly | 2 |
| #6 | iShield | 3 |
| #9 | icing poncho | 3 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #388 | immense cyborg hand | 9 |
| #11 | imported lemon lozenge | 11 |
| #81 | impure gasoline | 31 |
| #237 | incense bath ball | 4 |
| #958 | incredibly creepy marionette | 2 |
| #12 | industrially-crushed ice | 314 |
| #21 | intact anemone spike | 505 |
| #18 | interesting clod of dirt | 2 |
| #138 | intriguing puzzle box | 3 |
| #54 | invisible potion | 8 |
| #709 | ion grid | 15 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #16 | iron chain | 1 |
| #289 | irradiated candy cane | 13 |
| #82 | ivory cue ball | 2 |
| #154 | jabañero pepper | 4 |
| #115 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 21 |
| #1148 | jar of swamp gas | 3 |
| #125 | java cookie | 5 |
| #140 | jawbruiser | 15 |
| #127 | jerky coins | 163 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #38 | jive turkey leg | 71 |
| #18 | kelp-holly drape | 2 |
| #15 | kelp-holly gun | 2 |
| 🥇 | kill screen | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #592 | killing feather | 56 |
| #655 | kite | 11 |
| #38 | kiwi beak | 31 |
| #911 | knuckle sandwich | 15 |
| #56 | kumquartz | 102 |
| #34 | kumquartz ring | 2 |
| #99 | kumquat supersucker | 10 |
| #20 | lab-grown meat | 114 |
| #383 | laser-broiled pear | 23 |
| #148 | law-abiding citizen cane | 1 |
| #47 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| #134 | leather bookmark | 2 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #29 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #32 | legitimate business on the beach | 159 |
| #1275 | length of string | 5 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #34 | licorice root | 177 |
| #98 | lime supersucker | 8 |
| #36 | liquid SONAR | 3 |
| #73 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 18 |
| #48 | little piece of steel | 1 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #292 | live lobster | 1 |
| #120 | live wire | 6 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #34 | loaf of alien bread | 8 |
| #923 | logic synthesizer | 9 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #119 | lollipop stick | 696 |
| #13 | lost elf luggage | 791 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #21 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 2 |
| #132 | lustrous oyster egg | 3 |
| #763 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #744 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 3 |
| #24 | madius | 15 |
| #60 | mafia filofax | 8 |
| #31 | mafia middle finger ring | 3 |
| #46 | mafia organizer badge | 1 |
| #60 | mafia pinky ring | 2 |
| #31 | mafia pointer finger ring | 1 |
| #76 | mafia thumb ring | 1 |
| #12 | mafia wedding ring | 2 |
| 🥉 | magical sausage | 9,099 |
| #165 | magnificent oyster egg | 2 |
| #36 | mana-basted tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #32 | mana-coated yams | 5 |
| #19 | mana-fortified cranberry sauce | 7 |
| #15 | mana-stuffed herbal stuffing | 8 |
| #64 | mariachi toothpaste | 2 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #45 | marshmallow bomb | 8 |
| #215 | marshmallow flambé | 3 |
| #34 | massive wrench | 2 |
| #40 | meatball | 16 |
| #25 | military candy cane | 1 |
| #39 | military-grade peppermint oil | 16 |
| #54 | mime army camouflage kit | 3 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #11 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 2 |
| #10 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 2 |
| #10 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 2 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #98 | mime army rations | 4 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #55 | mime army superserum | 3 |
| #99 | mime army wine | 4 |
| #115 | mime eraser | 5 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| #31 | mime soul fragment | 178 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #50 | mimeplasm | 6 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #41 | miming boots | 2 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #12 | miniature goose mask | 2 |
| #52 | minin' dynamite | 48 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #22 | moist Crimbo spices | 528 |
| #346 | molten brick | 10 |
| #512 | monomolecular yo-yo | 111 |
| #60 | mooseflank | 182 |
| #86 | moosemeat pie | 1 |
| #10 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 948 |
| #620 | motivational poster | 6 |
| #177 | muffled muffuletta | 3 |
| #225 | mulled cider | 8 |
| #10 | mulled wine | 15 |
| #161 | multi-level marzipan | 4 |
| #463 | mummy costume | 12 |
| #106 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| #615 | mylar scout drone | 8 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #120 | nanite-infested candy cane | 124 |
| #104 | nanite-infested eggnog | 38 |
| #401 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 11 |
| #94 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 39 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #44 | nastygeist | 66 |
| #78 | necrotizing body spray | 95 |
| #141 | nega-mushroom | 12 |
| #189 | negative lump | 214 |
| #80 | negotiatin' hammer | 5 |
| #42 | neutron lollipop | 49 |
| #121 | night-vision goggles | 10 |
| #5 | ninjammies | 3 |
| #30 | non-aged vinegar | 102 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #180 | nugget of Crimbonium | 16 |
| #298 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #55 | obnoxious riddle | 6 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #12 | officer's nog | 114 |
| #24 | ojo de pez burrito | 999 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #10 | old-school pirate grog | 59 |
| #82 | oldcake | 4 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #34 | outlaw bandana | 25 |
| 🥇 | overflowing gift basket | 1 |
| #98 | overloaded micro-reactor | 30 |
| 🥈 | overly-fancy hot cocoa | 353 |
| #741 | oversized fish scaler | 7 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #121 | pack of pogs | 154 |
| #105 | packet of orchid seeds | 1 |
| #512 | pair of bolt cutters | 6 |
| #53 | pair of government shades | 13 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #122 | pair of ragged claws | 3 |
| #228 | paperclip | 211 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #86 | parasitic claw | 3 |
| #41 | parasitic headgnawer | 3 |
| #43 | parasitic strangleworm | 3 |
| #32 | parasitic tentacles | 3 |
| 🥇 | party pup | 1 |
| #197 | passable elf mask | 15 |
| #871 | patent leather shoes | 5 |
| #163 | pear supersucker | 2 |
| #215 | pearidot | 32 |
| #195 | pearlescent oyster egg | 2 |
| #37 | pegfinger | 10 |
| #987 | penguin focaccia bread | 19 |
| #1138 | penguin thesaurus | 3 |
| #9 | peppermint bomb | 79 |
| #22 | peppermint eel sauce | 754 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #18 | peppermint spine | 3 |
| #9 | peppermint tack | 150 |
| #25 | peppermint tailings | 989 |
| #12 | peppermint-scented socks | 37 |
| 🥇 | perfectly fair coin | 1 |
| #397 | perl necklace | 1 |
| #29 | pet anchor | 9 |
| #8 | pet bad vibe | 2 |
| #1109 | pet rock | 6 |
| #107 | petit 4.1 | 6 |
| #427 | petit fortran | 2 |
| #63 | petrified noodles | 4 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #339 | petrified wood | 25 |
| #178 | phish stick | 6 |
| #33 | pickled bread | 7 |
| #20 | picky tweezers | 3 |
| #11 | pile of Trainbot parts | 3,180 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #19 | pine cone | 1 |
| #12 | ping-pong ball | 2,741 |
| #20 | ping-pong paddle | 8 |
| #102 | pipe wrench | 1 |
| #14 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 4 |
| 🥉 | pirate encryption key alpha | 24 |
| 🥈 | pirate encryption key bravo | 24 |
| 🥈 | pirate encryption key charlie | 24 |
| 🥉 | pirate encryption key delta | 24 |
| #101 | pitted sheet metal | 20 |
| #106 | plaid cowboy hat | 2 |
| #29 | plain candy cane | 9 |
| #243 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #46 | plastic bazooka | 2 |
| #374 | plastic ingot | 4 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #40 | pocket ace | 11 |
| #7 | pocket maze | 40 |
| #170 | pocketwatch on a chain | 12 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #93 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 11 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #203 | poison pen | 7 |
| #12 | poisonsettia | 149 |
| #1110 | polyalloy shield | 4 |
| #5 | poncho de azucar | 4 |
| #14 | pork elf goodies sack | 318 |
| #8 | portable Othello set | 3 |
| #36 | portable dam | 3 |
| #192 | portable photocopier | 36 |
| #13 | portable ping-pong table | 4 |
| #15 | portable steam unit | 13 |
| #30 | portable table | 44 |
| #62 | possessed top | 91 |
| #34 | potato alarm clock | 8 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #37 | pottery barn owl figurine | 1 |
| #44 | pottery club | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #132 | powdered candy sushi set | 7 |
| #6 | powdered dice | 1 |
| #85 | powdered powdered sugar | 6 |
| #119 | powdered toad horn | 2 |
| #16 | prank Crimbo card | 13 |
| #12 | precision snowball | 183 |
| #805 | prehistoric spear | 4 |
| #13 | prescription teeth whitener | 11 |
| #70 | press-on ribs | 87 |
| #36 | primitive candy cane | 6 |
| #33 | pristine walrus tusk | 4 |
| #14 | projectile chemistry set | 120 |
| #90 | protection stick | 9 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #34 | pteruges | 2 |
| #1294 | pulsing flesh | 2 |
| #408 | pumpkinhead mask | 16 |
| #6 | punch-drunk punch | 318 |
| #22 | punching mirror | 3 |
| #62 | quantum of familiar | 8 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #101 | quantum taco | 395 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #37 | quirky accordion | 1 |
| #22 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 22 |
| #52 | radiation-resistant helmet | 31 |
| #48 | radiator heater shield | 8 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #53 | rattler rattle | 36 |
| #82 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 111 |
| #42 | really nice lump of coal | 2 |
| #35 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| #25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| #28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 17,521 |
| 🥉 | recording of Chorale of Companionship | 17,829 |
| #4 | recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 49,015 |
| #4 | recording of Elron's Explosive Etude | 17,852 |
| 🥉 | recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 9,519 |
| #4 | recording of Prelude of Precision | 16,750 |
| 🥇 | recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto | 2,446 |
| 🥉 | recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 17,530 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #166 | red ale | 5 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #53 | red and white claret | 9 |
| #28 | red armband | 1 |
| 🥉 | red coin | 20 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #56 | red gummi ingot | 628 |
| #130 | red money bag | 5 |
| #114 | red tulip | 1 |
| #29 | red white and blue claret | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #14 | replica Elf Guard medal | 3 |
| #84 | replica bat-oomerang | 2 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #241 | ribbon candy | 4 |
| #29 | ribbon candy ascot | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| 🥇 | ring | 1 |
| #338 | roboduck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #430 | robotronic egg | 60 |
| #282 | [2108]rock | 14 |
| #74 | rocket fuel | 5 |
| #142 | rockfish stomach | 2 |
| #259 | rogue swarmer | 101 |
| #97 | roll of meat | 1 |
| #54 | root beer | 3 |
| #211 | rose | 3 |
| #13 | rotten tomato | 43 |
| #360 | ruby on canes | 2 |
| #51 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 10 |
| #120 | runny fermented egg | 3 |
| #7 | runny icing | 940 |
| #85 | rusted-out shootin' iron | 3 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #31 | salt plum | 366 |
| #53 | salt plum sake | 1 |
| #10 | salt wages | 511 |
| #5 | salted mutton | 12 |
| #10 | salty gumdrop | 547 |
| 🥈 | sausage golem | 6 |
| #13 | sausage without a cause | 40 |
| #925 | sawblade fragment | 51 |
| #23 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 12 |
| #8 | scabrous seal epaulets | 1 |
| #106 | scintillating oyster egg | 7 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #30 | scotch on the rocks | 23 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #908 | seal tooth | 3 |
| #9 | seal-toothed rock | 13 |
| #72 | seared dino steak | 2 |
| #25 | security automa-core | 4 |
| #29 | self-repairing earmuffs | 14 |
| #27 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 3 |
| #36 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 40 |
| #830 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 2 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #19 | shadow bread | 133 |
| #18 | shadow brick | 93 |
| #10 | shadow flame | 122 |
| #7 | shadow fluid | 274 |
| #6 | shadow glass | 127 |
| #5 | shadow ice | 194 |
| #12 | shadow nectar | 139 |
| #10 | shadow sausage | 275 |
| #13 | shadow sinew | 126 |
| #10 | shadow skin | 107 |
| #7 | shadow stick | 122 |
| #9 | shadow venom | 109 |
| #6 | shady shades | 40 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #10 | shipwright's hammer | 47 |
| #21 | shot of mescal | 105 |
| #32 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #35 | shovelful of dirt | 87 |
| #226 | shredded hellseal hide | 25 |
| #91 | shushed potatoes | 4 |
| #20 | silent A | 4 |
| #95 | silent B | 2 |
| #58 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #23 | silent E | 3 |
| #20 | silent F | 4 |
| #62 | silent G | 1 |
| #67 | silent H | 3 |
| #163 | silent I | 2 |
| #81 | silent J | 4 |
| #22 | silent K | 2 |
| #78 | silent L | 3 |
| #25 | silent M | 51 |
| #36 | silent N | 2 |
| #152 | silent O | 3 |
| #110 | silent P | 5 |
| #47 | silent Q | 2 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #21 | silent S | 4 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #63 | silent U | 1 |
| #38 | silent V | 2 |
| #8 | silent W | 33 |
| #92 | silent X | 4 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #120 | silent Z | 1 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #83 | silent pea shooter | 15 |
| #83 | silver cheese-slicer | 2 |
| #17 | silver face paint | 40 |
| #101 | silver paté knife | 1 |
| #95 | silver salt-shaker | 2 |
| #133 | silver shotgun shell | 3 |
| #10 | silver table-scraper | 2 |
| #25 | simple AI | 2 |
| #43 | single atom | 353 |
| #10 | single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 60 |
| #17 | single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 2 |
| #156 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 9 |
| #107 | sleep mask | 1 |
| #514 | sleeping snowy owl | 5 |
| #64 | sleeping stocking | 24 |
| #34 | sleeve deuce | 263 |
| #638 | slow jam collection | 6 |
| #29 | smart watch | 31 |
| #279 | smoked potsherd | 1 |
| #145 | smoking grass | 631 |
| #5 | sneakeasies | 3 |
| #55 | sneaky wrapping paper | 27 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #10 | snowpack | 2 |
| #35 | sock garters | 4 |
| #910 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #42 | soggy elf shoes | 1 |
| #11 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 682 |
| #70 | solid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #71 | sorority brain | 23 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #21 | soul coin | 2 |
| #82 | soul doorbell | 5 |
| #31 | soul knife | 1 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| #138 | soy cordial | 4 |
| #33 | space bar | 1 |
| #40 | space beast fur | 14 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #11 | space chowder | 56 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #39 | space invader | 1 |
| #157 | space jam | 3 |
| #8 | space junk | 516 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #42 | space port | 4 |
| #13 | space wine | 62 |
| #131 | spaghetti cult mask | 10 |
| #156 | spaghetti cult rosary | 8 |
| #22 | spaghetti with rock-balls | 7 |
| #113 | sparking robo-battery | 28 |
| #4 | special edition Batfellow comic | 432 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #14 | spirit blanket | 21 |
| #15 | spirit gum | 283 |
| #18 | spirit mattress | 21 |
| #12 | spirit pillow | 26 |
| #15 | spirit sheet | 21 |
| #191 | spiritual candy cane | 2 |
| #61 | spiritual eggnog | 4 |
| #114 | spiritual fruitcake | 3 |
| #304 | spiritual gingerbread | 1 |
| #380 | spooky bark | 34 |
| #274 | spooky eggnog | 16 |
| #392 | spooky felt | 25 |
| #59 | spooky lasso | 22 |
| #556 | spooky length of string | 19 |
| #520 | spooky sap | 15 |
| #310 | spooky stuffing | 20 |
| #701 | spooky toy wheel | 7 |
| #862 | spooky wooden block | 7 |
| #68 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 8 |
| #101 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 11 |
| #9 | squeaky toy rose | 40 |
| #585 | squirming egg sac | 11 |
| #69 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 16 |
| #85 | stale cheer wine | 11 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #24 | status cymbal | 2 |
| #59 | stealth bomber | 1 |
| #14 | steamed oyster | 257 |
| #88 | steel drivin' hammer | 8 |
| #783 | stick | 2 |
| #779 | stick-on-a-string | 4 |
| #12 | still-beating spleen | 22 |
| #51 | stink-penny | 274 |
| #125 | stone banjo | 5 |
| #18 | stone turtle | 13 |
| #275 | strange cube | 5 |
| #19 | strange helix fossil | 4 |
| #352 | strange shiny disc | 11 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #110 | strawberyl | 60 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #335 | stray chihuahua | 8 |
| #331 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #1707 | stringy sinew | 2 |
| #21 | studded sealhide shield | 1 |
| #1273 | stuffed alien blob | 5 |
| #37 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #1265 | stuffed doppelshifter | 7 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #33 | stuffed kraken | 5 |
| #8 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 1,340 |
| #1600 | stuffing | 4 |
| #489 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 30 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #96 | sucker bucket | 2 |
| #91 | sucker hakama | 2 |
| #80 | sucker kabuto | 2 |
| #92 | sucker scaffold | 114 |
| #102 | sucker tachi | 2 |
| #33 | sugarplum ration | 15 |
| #15 | sundae ration | 44 |
| #109 | super-absorbent tarp | 1 |
| #10 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 424 |
| #77 | superheated fudge | 63 |
| #138 | sweet mochi ball | 12 |
| #90 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 6 |
| #14 | synthetic dog hair pill | 70 |
| #15 | synthetic rock | 7 |
| #448 | synthetic stuffing | 16 |
| 🥈 | talking spade | 1 |
| #65 | tangled mass of creepy pasta | 8 |
| #110 | tarnished bottlecap | 14 |
| #1003 | teddy bear | 5 |
| #931 | teddy borg | 7 |
| #92 | temperance whiskey | 4 |
| #30 | tempura green and red bean | 2 |
| #573 | ten-leaf clover | 13 |
| #18 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 7 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #859 | theoretical string | 10 |
| #52 | thick walrus blubber | 178 |
| #17 | third ear | 25 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #164 | throwing bone | 7 |
| #50 | throwing candy | 43 |
| #640 | throwing wrench | 7 |
| #13 | time helmet | 2 |
| #13 | time shuriken | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #27 | time sword | 2 |
| #13 | time trousers | 2 |
| #4 | tinsel orb | 3 |
| #41 | tiny bomb | 194 |
| #8 | tiny glowing red nose | 3 |
| #366 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 2 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #329 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 2 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #456 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 21 |
| #564 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 17 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #290 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 2 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #343 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #114 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 3 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #334 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic trollipop | 2 |
| #109 | tiny plastic warbear | 2 |
| #101 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 2 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #432 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #1139 | tooth | 2 |
| #1004 | toothsome rock | 9 |
| #33 | top | 125 |
| #229 | torn hellseal sinew | 26 |
| #280 | tortoise's blessing | 9 |
| #60 | tourmalime | 102 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #24 | toy Crimbot mega face | 2 |
| #24 | toy Crimbot power glove | 2 |
| #21 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 2 |
| #21 | toy Crimbot super fist | 2 |
| #1358 | toy crazy train | 4 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #598 | toy hoverpad | 20 |
| #975 | toy jet pack | 6 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #835 | toy mercenary | 7 |
| #1194 | toy ray gun | 5 |
| #18 | toy sixgun | 8 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1141 | toy space helmet | 5 |
| #891 | toy train | 2 |
| #1475 | toy wheel | 3 |
| #336 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #143 | transparent nog | 3 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #988 | tree-eating kite | 24 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #202 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 6 |
| #27 | trick coin | 10 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #88 | trilobite fossil | 66 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #254 | tropical paperweight | 2 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #26 | twitching space egg | 1 |
| #25 | twitching time capsule | 23 |
| #82 | two meat muck | 1 |
| #415 | unearthed potsherd | 3 |
| #190 | unfinished fruitcake | 2 |
| #13 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 16 |
| #32 | unidentified drink | 249 |
| #21 | universal biscuit | 147 |
| #16 | unpowered Robortender | 1 |
| #75 | unquiet spirits | 28 |
| #27 | unsanitized scalpel | 12 |
| #76 | unstable DNA | 578 |
| #1477 | unstable laser battery | 36 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #61 | unused soap | 46 |
| #860 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #949 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 9 |
| #27 | vampire pellet | 13 |
| #1063 | vibrating cyborg knife | 7 |
| #13 | vintage smart drink | 40 |
| #63 | viral DNA | 53 |
| #547 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 10 |
| #31 | volcanic ash | 213 |
| #4 | voodoo snuff | 366 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #189 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #14 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 271 |
| #105 | warbear auto-anvil | 2 |
| #78 | warbear badge | 2 |
| #351 | warbear battery | 5 |
| #99 | warbear bearserker mead | 5 |
| #110 | warbear bearserker potion | 14 |
| #248 | warbear beeping telegram | 5 |
| #80 | warbear blizzard mead | 9 |
| #218 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 2 |
| #109 | warbear chemistry lab | 2 |
| #7 | warbear dress bracers | 2 |
| #6 | warbear dress greaves | 2 |
| #5 | warbear dress helmet | 2 |
| #118 | warbear drone assembler | 5 |
| #191 | warbear empathy chip | 3 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #51 | warbear energy bracers | 4 |
| #121 | warbear exhaust manifold | 2 |
| #117 | warbear exo-arm | 2 |
| #35 | warbear feasting bread | 21 |
| #34 | warbear feasting mead | 19 |
| #84 | warbear foil hat | 3 |
| #27 | warbear gyro | 24 |
| #166 | warbear gyrocopter | 6 |
| #15 | warbear helm fragment | 250 |
| #66 | warbear high-efficiency still | 3 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #47 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 25 |
| #101 | warbear induction oven | 2 |
| #32 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 5 |
| #124 | warbear laser beacon | 2 |
| #163 | warbear liquid overcoat | 9 |
| #151 | warbear metalworking primer | 8 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #22 | warbear officer requisition box | 42 |
| #114 | warbear oil pan | 2 |
| #142 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 9 |
| #14 | warbear requisition box | 252 |
| #76 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 16 |
| #91 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 12 |
| #109 | warbear soda machine assembler | 5 |
| #87 | warbear superpotion | 1 |
| #71 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 7 |
| #15 | warbear trouser fragment | 250 |
| #15 | warbear wardance potion | 99 |
| #81 | warbear warrior bread | 4 |
| #38 | warbear whosit | 6,232 |
| #162 | warehouse key | 4 |
| #18 | waterlogged cloth | 92 |
| #150 | waterlogged crate | 1 |
| #21 | waterlogged leather | 81 |
| #17 | waterlogged metal | 83 |
| #12 | waterlogged stuffing | 113 |
| #33 | waterlogged wood | 14 |
| #14 | weird gazelle steak | 40 |
| #46 | wet tack | 1 |
| #9 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 70 |
| #58 | whalecake | 1 |
| #16 | whalegun | 3 |
| #8 | whalesteak | 98 |
| #934 | wheel | 3 |
| #104 | whisker pencil | 83 |
| #22 | whiskey in a broken glass | 102 |
| #4 | white Crimbo ball | 31,337 |
| #15 | white arm towel | 2 |
| #6 | white earbuds | 3 |
| #127 | white money bag | 2 |
| #101 | white tulip | 2 |
| #20 | wind-up meatcar | 630 |
| #93 | wings of fire | 1 |
| #51 | wok lobster | 3 |
| #407 | wolfman mask | 15 |
| #629 | wooden block | 4 |
| #11 | wooly loincloth | 4 |
| #31 | worksite credentials | 2 |
| #326 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #8 | yabba dabba doo rag | 4 |
| #173 | yellow drunki-bear | 2 |
| #52 | yellow gummi ingot | 629 |
| #1428 | yo | 4 |
| #402 | yo-yo | 78 |
| #35 | yule grog | 1 |
| #13 | yule gruel | 3,101 |
| #19 | yule hatchet | 36 |
| #38 | yule pup | 4 |
| #40 | zombie dinosaur egg | 3 |
| #851 | zombie pineal gland | 5 |