Museum :: Jherskow

Jherskow

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#191	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	10
#18	17-ball	1
#142	5-hour acrimony	1
#143	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	8
#37	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	4
#130	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	2
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#38	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	3
#76	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	3
#100	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	2
#117	A. W. O. L. commendation	55
🥉	Admiral's hat	1
#25	Alice's Army booster box	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#1321	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#70	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
#439	Argarggagarg's fang	4
#267	Asleep in the Cemetery	6
#242	Atomic Comic	2
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#441	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	2
#325	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	3
#237	BGE merchandise order form	18
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#575	BGE shotglass	12
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#76	Bag o' Tricks	1
#842	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
🥉	Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	1
#479	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	24
#63	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	29
#86	Bash-Ōs boxtop	11
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#113	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	7
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#209	Bjorn's Hammer	2
#173	Bling of the New Wave	7
#271	Blue Diamond of Honesty	2
#1368	Bonerdagon necklace	5
#309	Boris's key lime pie	2
#161	Boris's ring	10
#899	Boss Bat bling	3
#531	Boss Bat britches	28
#1568	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	2
#39	Brimstone Beret	1
#63	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#19	Brimstone Boxers	2
#23	Brimstone Bracelet	1
#31	Brimstone Brooch	1
#39	Brimstone Bunker	1
#860	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	2
#26	Buddy Bjorn	1
#1057	Bulky Buddy Box	2
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#181	CRIMBCO lanyard	3
#690	CRIMBCO mug	15
#10	CRIMBCO scrip	16,765
#516	CRIMBCO wine	15
#786	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
#117	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#53	Chester's bag of candy	2
#53	Chester's cutoffs	2
#57	Chester's moustache	2
#13	Chester's muscle shirt	3
#23	Chester's sunglasses	2
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#23	Children's Meal of the Damned	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#103	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	1
#11	Clan hot dog stand	1
#11	Clan looking glass	1
#12	Clan pool table	1
#8	Clan shower	1
#476	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#267	Codpiece of the Goblin King	26
#528	Colander of Em-er'il	5
#89	Comma Chameleon egg	1
#673	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	3
#1450	Corpse Island iced tea	2
#188	Cosmic Calorie	1
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#12	Crimbo hat	1
#8	Crimbo pants	1
#96	Crimbo stocking	1
#11	Crimbo sword	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#9	Crimbough	5
#2022	Crimboween memo	2
#486	Crimbuck	2,052
#51	Crown of Thrones	1
#888	Crown of the Goblin King	28
#11	DNOTC Box	11
#229	Deactivated O. A. F.	3
#551	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	11
#520	Disco 'Fro Pick	6
#29	Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog	1
#102	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	3
#436	Doc's Miracle Cure	2
#13	Dungeon Fist gauntlet	1
#618	El Sombrero De Lopez	4
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#414	Elder Turtle Shell	6
#51	Ellsbury's journal	2
#30	Ellsbury's skull	3
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#1272	Feynman gate	4
#89	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#14	Frosty's arm	3
#65	Frosty's carrot	2
#234	Frosty's frosty mug	7
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#58	Frosty's nailbat	2
#33	Frosty's old silk hat	3
#30	Frosty's snowball sack	2
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#286	Galapagosian Cuisses	4
#9	Game Grid ticket	5,131
#116	Game Grid token	44
#34	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	1
#292	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	4
#106	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#554	Goodfella contract	25
#473	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	2
#86	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	1
#52	Greatest American Pants	1
#655	Green Clover of Justice	3
#13	Grimacite Bock	4
🥇	Grimacite gaiters	1
🥇	Grimacite gasmask	1
🥈	Grimacite girdle	1
🥈	Grimacite glaive	1
🥈	Grimacite greaves	1
#85	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	1
#5	Gygaxian Libram	2
#548	Heimandatz's heart	3
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#136	Hodgman's blanket	10
#118	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#10	Hodgman's harmonica	3
#8	Hodgman's imaginary hamster	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#63	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	2
#25	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	3
#26	Hodgman's lucky sock	2
#18	Hodgman's metal detector	2
#50	Hodgman's porkpie hat	2
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#24	Hodgman's whackin' stick	1
#108	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	9
#788	Instant Karma	4
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#258	Jocko Homo's head	7
#60	Juju Mojo Mask	1
#13	Junior Adventurer's kit	2
#85	Kissin' Cousins	7
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
🥇	KoL Con 3-D Glasses	1
🥉	KoL Con IV Pole	1
#35	KoLHS Pep Squad Box	1
#334	Krakrox's Loincloth	3
🥈	LARP membership card	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#261	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	5
#90	Lars the Cyberian	4
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#253	Lederhosen of the Night	5
#520	Let Me Be!	3
#92	Libram of BRICKOs	1
#145	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	1
#82	Libram of Divine Favors	1
#112	Libram of Love Songs	1
#16	Libram of Pulled Taffy	2
#29	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	1
🥇	Loathing Legion rollerblades	1
#2321	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	6
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1560	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	2
#6	Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir	1
#32	Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	1
#154	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	2
#387	Maxing, Relaxing	3
#75	Mayflower bouquet	1
#61	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	1
#88	Mer-kin darkbook	1
#5	Meteoid ice beam	1
#598	Microplushie: Bropane	11
#445	Microplushie: Dorkonide	7
#533	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	6
#583	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	2
#587	Microplushie: Gothochondria	9
#678	Microplushie: Hippylase	9
#577	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#500	Microplushie: Hobomosome	9
#643	Microplushie: Otakulone	11
#675	Microplushie: Raverdrine	5
#468	Microplushie: Sororitrate	16
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#65	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	1
#16	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	1
#15	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	1
#11	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	1
#14	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	1
#13	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	1
#50	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	1
#164	Mr. Accessory	1
#23	Mr. Eh?	1
#175	Mr. Joe's bangles	9
#41	My Own Pen Pal kit	1
#528	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#488	Newman's Own Trousers	2
#987	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	3
#54	Ol' Scratch's ash can	2
#17	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	3
#32	Ol' Scratch's manacles	2
#64	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	2
#232	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	6
#26	Ol' Scratch's stove door	2
#25	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	3
#11	Olympic-sized Clan crate	1
#51	Operation Patriot Shield	1
#872	Orange Star of Sacrifice	2
#50	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	1
#304	Order of the Silver Wossname	2
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#48	Oscus's dumpster waders	2
#8	Oscus's flypaper pants	5
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#193	Oscus's pelt	1
#92	PB&BP	1
#80	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	22
#26	Pantsgiving	1
#44	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	1
#314	Pink Heart of Spirit	3
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#4	Radio KoL Flashlight	1
#5	Radio KoL Maracas	1
#88	Rainbow's Gravity	2
#212	Ralph IX cognac	1
#43	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	4
#127	Red Balloon of Valor	2
#766	Red Rover BB gun	1
#185	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	9
#22	Saccharine Maple pendant	3
#391	Safari Jack's moustache	4
#528	Scalp of Gorgolok	6
#50	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	1
#60	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	1
#600	Schrödinger's thermos	16
#129	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	1
#927	Senior Mints	3
#126	Sensual Massage for Creeps	8
#189	Silver Bullet beer	13
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#70	Small Medium	1
#67	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	1
#138	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	1
#9	Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne	1
🥈	Spooky Putty monster	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#60	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
#13	Staff of the Woodfire	1
#101	Summer Nights	8
🥇	Superhero Reboots	1
#63	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	1
#70	TÎ¤◊lisman of Baiø‡	1
#207	Tales from the Fireside	5
#232	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	13
#169	Tales of the Word Realms	2
#30	Talisman of Baio	1
#12	Talisman of Bakula	1
#598	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#132	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	10
#10	The Groose in the Hoose	1
#285	The Joy of Wassailing	12
#9	The Kloop in the Coop	1
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#702	The Mariachi's guitar case	2
#9	The Necbromancer's Hat	2
#8	The Necbromancer's Shorts	2
#15	The Necbromancer's Stein	2
#9	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	2
#51	The Necbronomicon	4
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#38	The Smith's Tome	1
#208	The Snake trading card	1
#44	The Snitch's Manifesto	3
#32	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	1
#288	Thwaitgold bee statuette	7
#171	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	6
#1031	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	4
#395	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	7
#326	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	12
#42	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	7
#328	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	17
#509	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	3
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#249	Tiki lighter	2
#114	Tome of Clip Art	1
#15	Tome of Rad Libs	1
#34	Tome of Snowcone Summoning	1
#109	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	1
#315	Travels with Jerry	4
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#70	Ultrasoldier Serum	20
#306	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	5
#5	Uncle Hobo's belt	3
#5	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	4
#10	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	2
#16	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	2
#8	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	2
#117	Uncle Romulus	10
#40	Underworld sapling	1
#12	Underworld truncheon	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#250	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#451	Valentine	66
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#216	Volartta's bellbottoms	6
#66	Wand of Oscus	2
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#82	Workytime Tea	31
#1119	Yakisoba's hat	1
#625	Yellow Moon of Compassion	5
#658	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	2
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#51	Zombo's grievous greaves	2
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#104	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#143	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	15
#48	a cute angel	1
#335	abandoned candy	1
#860	adorable seal larva	3
#39	adventurer clone egg	1
#39	aerated diving helmet	12
#85	amber aviator shades	2
#2224	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	3
#478	anniversary gift box	7
#18	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	65
#76	antique bottle opener	10
#8	antique painting of a landscape	64
#33	antique pair of blue jeans	19
#42	antique record album	99
#12	antique souvenir drawing	40
#56	archaeologing shovel	2
#135	arse-a'fire elixir	1
#769	aspirin	1
#82	astral badger	1
#1374	astronaut pants	3
#9	avatar of the Unconscious Collective	1
#517	bacon bath ball	1
#132	bad penguin egg	1
#132	bad-ass club	1
#678	badass belt	74
#215	bag of bones	7
#501	baggie of powdered sugar	31
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#518	banana	8
#338	banana cream pie	1
#222	banana daiquiri	1
#655	banana peel	1
#285	banana smoothie	2
#141	banana spritzer	2
#574	banana-frosted king cake	4
#21	bark beret	2
#21	bark boxers	2
#23	bark bracelet	2
#1425	bath ball gift set	1
#877	battered Crimbo Crate	8
#328	beer-scented teddy bear	1
#44	bewitching boots	1
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#51	bindle of joy	2
#282	bindlestocking	10
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#9	birthday candle	1
#1496	bit of clingfilm	1
#35	bitter bowtie	1
#874	black candy heart	1
#45	black velvet box	29
#2865	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	5
#998	blood flower	4
#759	blue glowstick	1
#160	blue plastic baby	2
#621	blueberry-frosted king cake	1
#36	bone and arrows	1
#157	bone aperitif	3
#37	bone chips	890
#52	bone crusher	1
#148	bone meal	3
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#53	bonerang	1
#58	boning knife	1
#836	bottle of Blank-Out	2
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#5026	bottle of goofballs	1
#289	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	4
#71	bottle-rocket crossbow	1
#37	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#276	bow	2
#39	bow staff	2
#92	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
#149	bowlegged pants	1
#133	bowler	1
#73	box	224
#1355	box of sunshine	140
#156	box turtle	2
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#375	boxed wine	63
#42	brazen bracelet	1
#321	breaded beer	2
#55	breath mint	260
#413	briefcase	9
#110	bronze handcuffs	1
#106	brown plastic baby	7
#278	bunch of bananas	17
#336	bungle in the jungle	2
#323	burnt flower	4
#89	burrowgrub hive	2
#1590	can of Binarrrca	2
#204	can of CRIMBCOLA	10
#44	can of Rain-Doh	1
#299	can of V-11	1
#545	can of fake snow	1
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#2359	candied yams	2
#4134	candy cane	2
#1062	candy kneecapping stick	3
#460	candy knuckles	5
#3108	candy stake	2
#1108	carbon nanotube frame	7
#140	caustic slime nodule	2
#508	cement sandals	2
#743	cheap elven gloves	5
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#997	cheap toaster	2
#61	cheap wind-up clock	25
#110	chef-skull-in-the-box	1
#353	chocolate bath ball	2
#11	chocolate box	11
#557	chocolate cigar	1
#606	chocolate filthy lucre	2
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#480	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	2
#427	chocolate-frosted king cake	4
#865	chunk of depleted Grimacite	10
#1147	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#61	class five ecto-larva	1
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#2494	club necklace	2
#119	club of the five seasons	1
#157	club sandwich	1
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#47	colorful plastic ball	2,182
#9	comfy blanket	2
#217	concentrated garbage juice	4
🥉	control crystal	1
#1468	corpse on the beach	2
#1424	corpsedriver	2
#1221	corpsetini	3
#6	corroded breeches	1
#5	corrosive cowl	1
#221	corrupted data	88
#120	cosmic lemonade	1
#99	cotton candy cocoon	1
#209	cranberry schnapps	3
#29	crazy bastard sword	1
#19	crotchety pants	3
#27	crumpled felt fedora	1
#14	cryptic puzzle box	3
#33	crystallized memory	6
#151	cup of infinite pencils	10
#35	cursed breeches	1
#64	cursed cutlass	1
#42	cursed eyepatch	1
#32	deactivated nanobots	1
#95	deadly lampshade	9
#30	deanimated reanimator's coffin	1
#9	deflated inflatable dodecapede	1
#930	delicious salad	20
#385	deluxe fax machine	1
#25	depleted Grimacite astrolabe	1
#40	depleted Grimacite grappling hook	1
#46	depleted Grimacite hammer	1
#240	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	2
#226	depleted uranium seal figurine	3
🥇	detour shield	1
#2467	diamond necklace	2
#71	dinged-up triangle	1
#1628	disassembled clover	1
#599	doll house	8
#24	dollar sign	3
#562	dollhive	13
#10	dreaming Jung man	1
#905	duck-on-a-string	2
#408	duct tape	92
#127	duct tape dockers	1
#92	duct tape fedora	1
#108	duct tape shirt	1
#232	duct tape sword	1
#255	duct tape wallet	1
#32	dungeon dragon chest	2
#1576	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#3266	easter egg balloon	4
#133	eggman noodles	1
#799	elven limbos gingerbread	14
#685	elven socks	6
#871	empty blowgun	1
#61	enchanted leopard-print barbell	22
#1391	evil googly eye	1
#1285	evil teddy bear	7
#9	exactly-three-shaped box	20
#28	expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	2
#84	expired can of franks 'n' beans	1
#303	extra-greasy slider	7
#79	fairy-worn boots	1
#355	fake plastic grass	5
#14	fancy black tie	1
#3305	fancy but probably evil chocolate	3
#229	fancy canapés	2
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#14	fancy tophat	1
#16	fancy tuxedo pants	1
#575	festive holiday hat	7
#278	festive sausage	8
#303	fez of etymology	1
#93	filthy lucre	230
#1764	fire	1
#498	flamin' bindle	1
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#143	floaty pebbles	3
#858	floaty sand	3
#77	floaty stone sphere	1
#84	flyest of shirts	1
#18	foreign box	18
🥈	fossilized necklace	1
#101	frayed rope belt	13
#323	freezin' bindle	2
#1454	friendly cheez blob	1
#604	frozen banquet	2
🥇	funny paper hat	1
#2297	fuzzy dice	3
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#398	giant glass of brandy	1
#234	gift-a-pult	2
#2303	gingerbread horror	3
#307	gingerbread house	2
#88	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	2
#60	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	2
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#65	glowing frisbee	1
#211	golden plastic oyster egg	1
#223	grass blade	1
#194	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#250	green candygram	1
#1341	grue egg	19
#587	grue egg omelette	2
#150	haiku katana	1
#183	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	1
#190	handful of Laughing Willow bark	1
#365	handful of confetti	103
#345	handful of honey	4
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#46	hardened slime belt	3
#78	hardened slime hat	2
#143	hardened slime pants	1
#2507	heart necklace	2
#415	heart of the volcano	17
#1045	heart-shaped balloon	2
#59	helm of the white knight	1
#39	hibernating robot reindeer	1
#182	hobo fortress blueprints	1
#63	hobo nickel	4,179
#268	holiday cheese log	7
#72	holiday log	4
#68	homeless hobo spirit	1
#231	hot egg	1
#120	hot stuffing	2
#38	house of twigs and spit	1
#4	hungover chauvinist pig	1
#62	ice sickle	1
#64	iceberglet	1
#83	imitation crab crate	9
#49	imitation nice watch	2
#237	incense bath ball	4
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🥇	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	1
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#14	siesta-ing Casagnova gnome	1
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#9	sleeping piano cat	1
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#84	stainless steel scarf	22
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#599	string of Crimbo lights	1
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#553	stuffed yo-yo	1
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#75	stuffed-shirt scarecrow	1
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#35	sushi-rolling mat	1
#58	suspicious stocking	1
#8	talkative skull	3
#59	tattered paper crown	5
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#1963	teddy borg	1
#226	thermos of brew	2
#85	throbbing rage gland	4
#641	throwing wrench	7
🥇	time sleigh	1
#140	time sword	1
#127	tin cup of mulligan stew	9
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#17	tiny costume wardrobe	3
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#749	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	2
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#929	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	1
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#565	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	1
#591	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	1
#941	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	1
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#563	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	1
#592	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	1
#586	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	1
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#568	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	1
#550	tiny die-cast killing bird	1
#949	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	1
#743	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	2
#581	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	1
#940	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	1
#552	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	1
#566	tiny die-cast turtle mech	1
#650	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#3990	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#3933	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#3114	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#3177	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#3939	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
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#42	tiny plastic Boris	1
#3079	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#6227	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	2
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#344	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	2
#79	tiny plastic Dr. Awkward	1
#84	tiny plastic Ed the Undying	1
#3121	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#3830	tiny plastic G Imp	1
#2806	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	2
#2789	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	2
#3910	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#3883	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#3958	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#3872	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#3911	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#3895	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#84	tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#3862	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3871	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#2122	tiny plastic Spam Witch	3
#3892	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#49	tiny plastic Susie	1
#3062	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#3066	tiny plastic The Man	1
#3927	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#3857	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#1348	tiny plastic accordion thief	4
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#4022	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#4843	tiny plastic angry goat	3
#3943	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#3978	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#3979	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#3365	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	5
#8128	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#3964	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#990	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	5
#8175	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#3924	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3955	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3908	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#4874	tiny plastic cocoabo	3
#2185	tiny plastic coffee pixie	8
#2096	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	2
#3911	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3937	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#1824	tiny plastic disco bandit	3
#3877	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#3844	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#3910	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#3921	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#3923	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#3989	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	4
#4858	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	3
#4810	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	3
#3903	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#3860	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#4812	tiny plastic grue	3
#3895	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#2707	tiny plastic hermit	2
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#8128	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#8069	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#3891	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
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#6185	tiny plastic levitating potato	2
#3838	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#3976	tiny plastic mosquito	4
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#3995	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#4346	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#67	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
#8101	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#2798	tiny plastic scary clown	2
#1767	tiny plastic seal clubber	3
#3851	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#3952	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#3838	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#4011	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	4
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#4865	tiny plastic stab bat	3
#4017	tiny plastic star starfish	4
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4038	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#3862	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#3861	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#2660	tiny plastic turtle tamer	2
#3842	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#2764	tiny plastic warwelf	2
#3851	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#2789	tiny plastic zmobie	2
#58	toe jam toast	1
#2808	tofurkey gravy	1
#2814	tofurkey leg	1
#1865	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#1404	tooth	1
#565	tortoise's blessing	2
#1580	towel	2
#2400	toy crazy train	1
#1400	toy jet pack	3
#1342	toy ray gun	4
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#1439	toy space helmet	3
#176	toy wheel	49
#144	traffic jam	4
#60	traffic jam toast	1
#478	tree skirt	1
#1789	tree-eating kite	8
#1782	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
🥇	tropical Crimbo pressie	1
#253	tropical paperweight	2
#185	tropical wrapping paper	5
#52	trousers of the white knight	1
#442	tube sock	1
#19	unemployed hunchbacked minion	1
#8	uniclops egg	1
#721	untamable turtle	3
#867	unusual disco ball	3
#22	unwound cymbal-playing monkey	1
#668	vampire collar	1
#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#506	vanilla-frosted king cake	2
#692	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	12
#8	villainous scythe	1
#173	voodoo snuff	9
#313	wad of cotton	10
#52	warbear officer requisition box	17
#111	warbear requisition box	54
#22	waterlogged crate	13
#24	wax lips	1
🥇	webbed comic mask	1
#42	wedge of gray cheese	1
#780	wheel	4
#26	willowy bonnet	2
#677	wolfman mask	8
#183	wooden block	17
#467	woven baling wire bracelets	2
#5	wrapping paper	1
#1157	wrench bracelet	1
#78	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#406	wumpus hair	2
#582	yellow glowstick	2
🥇	yield shield	1
#989	yo	8
#124	yuletide troll chrysalis	1
#1201	zombie pineal gland	3

Wow, that's 38,476 items total!

what items are this player missing?