| #309 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 3 |
| #103 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 2 |
| #130 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 2 |
| #100 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 2 |
| #87 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 2 |
| #132 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 2 |
| #100 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 2 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #66 | BGE merchandise order form | 54 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #270 | BRAINS shorts | 3 |
| #350 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 7 |
| #398 | Blood Light | 7 |
| #344 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 5 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1223 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #371 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
| #75 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 4 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2286 | Crimbuck | 16 |
| #399 | Ecto-Cooler | 2 |
| #50 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 3 |
| #87 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 61 |
| #347 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 2 |
| #278 | Mesmereyesâ„¢ contact lenses | 4 |
| #5 | NPZR chemistry set | 1,571 |
| #298 | Nightstalker perfume | 5 |
| #404 | Silver Bullet beer | 4 |
| #187 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 15 |
| #304 | The Art of Slapfighting | 3 |
| #402 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 3 |
| #37 | The Cooler Out of Space | 68 |
| #173 | The Joy of Wassailing | 17 |
| #33 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #152 | The Necbronomicon | 2 |
| #497 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 5 |
| #673 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 5 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #274 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 2 |
| #306 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 5 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #363 | Uncle Romulus | 3 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #519 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 3 |
| #251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #969 | bananagate | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #1660 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #224 | bindlestocking | 12 |
| #338 | bite-me-red lipstick | 40 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #213 | bone aperitif | 2 |
| #622 | bone chips | 13 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #195 | bone meal | 2 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #1083 | box of sunshine | 213 |
| #1890 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #1063 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1466 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #126 | chainsaw chain | 6 |
| #203 | chocolate cigar | 9 |
| #394 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #624 | colorful plastic ball | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #203 | cursed scrunchie | 5 |
| #117 | deluxe fax machine | 3 |
| #242 | drum of pomade | 5 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #201 | elven cellocello | 46 |
| #236 | elven suicide capsule | 42 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #107 | extremely skinny jeans | 9 |
| #310 | fancy chocolate car | 10 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #324 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #178 | ghost protocol | 4 |
| #120 | ghost trap | 15 |
| #87 | ghostly body paint | 49 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #213 | herringcello | 43 |
| #251 | hideous egg | 13 |
| #531 | jawbruiser | 5 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #250 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #46 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #976 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #233 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #331 | live wire | 3 |
| #989 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #106 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #291 | necrotizing body spray | 28 |
| #219 | night-vision goggles | 7 |
| #644 | pair of bolt cutters | 5 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #257 | passable elf mask | 13 |
| #207 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #244 | penguin focaccia bread | 40 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #9 | plans for depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #202 | pocketwatch on a chain | 11 |
| #113 | poison pen | 10 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #226 | press-on ribs | 37 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #150 | sleeping stocking | 17 |
| #371 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #270 | space jam | 1 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #69 | strange cube | 25 |
| #225 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #918 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| 🥈 | stuffed astral badger | 10,292 |
| #1710 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #804 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #279 | throwing bone | 2 |
| #368 | throwing wrench | 10 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #909 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #264 | whisker pencil | 30 |