#309 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 3 |
#104 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 2 |
#131 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 2 |
#101 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 2 |
#88 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 2 |
#133 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 2 |
#101 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 2 |
#967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
#66 | BGE merchandise order form | 54 |
#675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
#270 | BRAINS shorts | 3 |
#350 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 7 |
#398 | Blood Light | 7 |
#344 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 5 |
#1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
#1014 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
#1055 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
#1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
#1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
#1223 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
#371 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
#75 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 4 |
#650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
#6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
#2286 | Crimbuck | 16 |
#399 | Ecto-Cooler | 2 |
#50 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 3 |
#87 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 61 |
#346 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 2 |
#278 | Mesmereyesâ„¢ contact lenses | 4 |
#5 | NPZR chemistry set | 1,571 |
#298 | Nightstalker perfume | 5 |
#404 | Silver Bullet beer | 4 |
#187 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 15 |
#304 | The Art of Slapfighting | 3 |
#402 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 3 |
#37 | The Cooler Out of Space | 68 |
#173 | The Joy of Wassailing | 17 |
#33 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
#28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
#38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
#14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
#152 | The Necbronomicon | 2 |
#497 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 5 |
#673 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 5 |
#158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
#161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
#189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
#274 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 2 |
#306 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 5 |
#35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
#29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
#26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
#59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
#26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
#363 | Uncle Romulus | 3 |
#771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
#519 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 3 |
#251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
#969 | bananagate | 1 |
#93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
#1660 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
#224 | bindlestocking | 12 |
#338 | bite-me-red lipstick | 40 |
#36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
#213 | bone aperitif | 2 |
#622 | bone chips | 13 |
#52 | bone crusher | 1 |
#195 | bone meal | 2 |
#76 | bone spurs | 1 |
#61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
#63 | bonedanna | 1 |
#53 | bonerang | 1 |
#58 | boning knife | 1 |
#954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
#1083 | box of sunshine | 213 |
#1891 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
#1063 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
#1466 | candy knuckles | 2 |
#508 | cement sandals | 2 |
#126 | chainsaw chain | 6 |
#203 | chocolate cigar | 9 |
#394 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
#624 | colorful plastic ball | 2 |
🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
#262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
#203 | cursed scrunchie | 5 |
#117 | deluxe fax machine | 3 |
#242 | drum of pomade | 5 |
#1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
#201 | elven cellocello | 46 |
#236 | elven suicide capsule | 42 |
#289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
#107 | extremely skinny jeans | 9 |
#310 | fancy chocolate car | 10 |
#164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
#324 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
#178 | ghost protocol | 4 |
#120 | ghost trap | 15 |
#87 | ghostly body paint | 49 |
#427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
#608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
#225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
#152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
#263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
#213 | herringcello | 43 |
#251 | hideous egg | 13 |
#531 | jawbruiser | 5 |
#41 | jingle bell | 1 |
#897 | kumquartz | 1 |
#84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
#250 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
#46 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
#178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
#976 | licorice garrote | 3 |
#662 | licorice root | 1 |
#233 | lime supersucker | 1 |
#331 | live wire | 3 |
#989 | lollipop stick | 1 |
#49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
#108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
#106 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
#109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
#291 | necrotizing body spray | 28 |
#219 | night-vision goggles | 7 |
#644 | pair of bolt cutters | 5 |
#140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
#1215 | paperclip | 1 |
#103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
#99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
#141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
#91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
#101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
#257 | passable elf mask | 13 |
#207 | pear supersucker | 1 |
#892 | pearidot | 1 |
#244 | penguin focaccia bread | 40 |
#168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
#9 | plans for depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
#636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
#202 | pocketwatch on a chain | 11 |
#113 | poison pen | 10 |
#1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
#226 | press-on ribs | 37 |
#58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
#147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
#72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
#136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
#65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
#228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
#150 | sleeping stocking | 17 |
#371 | sorority brain | 1 |
#41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
#270 | space jam | 1 |
#1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
#69 | strange cube | 25 |
#225 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
#918 | strawberyl | 1 |
#77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
#599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
🥈 | stuffed astral badger | 10,292 |
#1710 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
#269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
#256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
#219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
#804 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
#278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
#279 | throwing bone | 2 |
#368 | throwing wrench | 10 |
#650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
#384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
#445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
#621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
#576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
#634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
#1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
#403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
#990 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
#1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
#427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
#427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
#1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
#584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
#978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
#909 | tourmalime | 1 |
#106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
#1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
#264 | whisker pencil | 30 |