Museum :: Free Martha

Free Martha

Rank	Item	Quantity
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#409	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	2
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#860	A. W. O. L. commendation	2
#53	Abyssal ember	2
#273	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#229	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#223	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#230	Alice's Army Coward	1
#155	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#258	Alice's Army Guard	1
#247	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#211	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#226	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#224	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#261	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#160	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#254	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#257	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#258	Alice's Army Page	1
#266	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#172	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#250	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#256	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#256	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#1132	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#241	Atomic Comic	2
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1045	BGE merchandise order form	1
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1446	BGE shotglass	1
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#590	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#100	Beignet Milgranet	1
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#115	Blatantly Canadian	46
#80	Blood 'n' Plenty	6
#528	Blood Light	2
#534	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#1741	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#68	Bright Water	1
#1056	Bulky Buddy Box	2
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#1117	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#508	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#466	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#1008	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#917	CRIMBCO mug	10
#873	CRIMBCO wine	8
#792	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
#1727	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#54	Chester's bag of candy	2
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#91	Chester's sunglasses	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#4	Clan VIP Lounge key	1
#800	Crimbo candied pecan	10
#582	Crimbo fudge	17
#690	Crimbo peppermint bark	12
#586	Crimbo pie	2
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#175	Crimbojito	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#363	Crimboween memo	26
#720	Crimbuck	1,223
#287	DNOTC Box	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#347	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	18
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#477	Ecto-Cooler	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#1166	Feynman gate	5
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#83	Frosty's arm	1
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#698	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#88	Gin Mint	1
#994	Go-Wassail	2
#86	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	1
#54	Greatest American Pants	1
#89	Gummy Brains	6
#602	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
#24	Hodgman's almanac	2
#488	Hodgman's blanket	2
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#134	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#48	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	2
#50	Hodgman's porkpie hat	2
#347	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	2
#91	Inndya trading card	2
#120	Interview With You (a Vampire)	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#44	Jekyllin hide belt	1
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#669	LED block	1
#455	Lars the Cyberian	1
#145	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	1
#83	Libram of Divine Favors	1
🥇	Loathing Legion hammer	1
#141	Lobos Mints	1
#145	Lobster qua Grill	1
#86	Lumineux Limnio	1
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#851	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#75	Mayflower bouquet	1
#356	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	1
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#88	Mint Yulep	1
#902	Mob Penguin cellular phone	15
#231	Morbidda trading card	1
#103	Morto Moreto	1
#163	Mr. Accessory	1
#93	Mr. Accessory Jr.	1
#91	Muschat	1
#522	NPZR chemistry set	3
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#118	Necbro wafers	2
🥉	Newbiesport™ backpack	1
#398	Nightstalker perfume	1
#385	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	1
#382	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	1
#328	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	1
#319	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	1
#213	Nuclear Blastball	2
#122	Okee-Dokee soda	1
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#627	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#23	Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	1
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#157	Pokëmann band-aid	3
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#776	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#892	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#887	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#82	Rattlin' Chains	6
#369	Red Pill	1
#1463	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#204	Roo trading card	1
#19	S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#80	Sangria de Menthe	1
#982	Schrödinger's thermos	2
#659	Sensual Massage for Creeps	2
#210	Serenity trading card	1
#486	Silver Bullet beer	2
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#24	Single Alice's Army Foil	1
#122	Skullhead's Screw	1
#140	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	1
#1452	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#13	Staff of the Woodfire	1
#70	Sweet Sword	6
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#401	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	8
#98	Temps Tempranillo	1
#98	Tequiz Navidad	1
#304	The Art of Slapfighting	3
#402	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	3
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#82	The Bomb	1
#524	The Cooler Out of Space	1
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#493	The Joy of Wassailing	6
#72	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#1015	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#34	Tome of Snowcone Summoning	1
#936	Travels with Jerry	1
#70	Travoltan trousers	1
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#149	Ultracolor™ shirt	1
#328	Ultrasoldier Serum	1
#306	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	5
#786	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	4
#11	Uncle Hobo's belt	2
#12	Uncle Hobo's epic beard	2
#29	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
#10	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	2
#59	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	1
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
#10	Underworld flail	1
#40	Underworld sapling	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#47	V for Vivala mask	1
#1458	Valentine	7
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#126	Van der Graaf helmet	1
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#85	Vodka Matryoshka	1
#227	Woldo trading card	1
#584	Workytime Tea	2
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#519	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	3
#54	adhesive tape dolly	2
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#1018	ammonite fossil	1
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#262	anniversary balloon	4
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#736	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#289	antique bottle opener	3
#534	antique painting of a landscape	1
#257	antique pair of blue jeans	3
#607	antique record album	3
#384	antique souvenir drawing	2
#135	arse-a'fire elixir	1
#769	aspirin	1
#82	astral badger	1
#1193	astral mushroom	1
#415	astronaut ice-cream	1
#851	astronaut pants	8
#692	atomic vector plotter	3
#239	bacon bath ball	4
#132	bad penguin egg	1
#502	bag of bones	1
#132	bag of many confections	1
#127	balaclava	8
#85	balaclava baklava	65
#550	ball	11
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#403	banana	11
#220	banana cream pie	2
#220	banana daiquiri	1
#86	banana milkshake	1
#470	banana peel	4
#389	banana smoothie	1
#110	banana spritzer	3
#251	banana supersucker	1
#969	bananagate	1
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#352	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	5
#382	bath ball gift set	13
#1444	battered Crimbo Crate	2
#49	beach ball marble	1
#79	beige clambroth marble	1
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#977	belemnite fossil	1
#522	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#631	bi-lateral logic compressor	3
#14	big bumboozer marble	2
#113	big slimy cyst	1
#397	bindlestocking	6
#74	bishop cookie	1
#585	bite-me-red lipstick	1
#28	black catseye marble	1
#269	black velvet box	1
#63	blammer	1
#246	blank fudge mold	1
#3303	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#505	blood flower	13
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
🥈	blue ribbon	1
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#69	blunt cat claw	1
#56	blunt icepick	1
#70	bobcat grenade	1
#36	bone and arrows	1
#213	bone aperitif	2
#943	bone chips	1
#52	bone crusher	1
#277	bone meal	1
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#53	bonerang	1
#58	boning knife	1
#52	boozebomb	1
#183	borrowed time	1
#615	bottle of Blank-Out	8
#409	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#1072	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#72	bottle-rocket crossbow	1
#95	bottled green pixie	1
#437	bow	1
#142	bow staff	1
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#204	box of Pokëmann band-aids	1
#74	box of hammers	1
#214	breaded beer	3
#56	broken glass grenade	1
#247	brown crock marble	1
#294	bucket of honey	2
#161	bucket of wine	1
#429	buckyball	11
#70	bumblebee marble	2
#764	bunch of bananas	2
#335	bungle in the jungle	2
#363	burnt flower	2
#352	can of CRIMBCOLA	7
#44	can of Rain-Doh	1
#546	can of fake snow	1
#57	can of franks 'n' beans	4
#1176	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	7
#57	candied yam pinky ring	1
#1025	candied yams	8
#1385	candy cane	23
#27	candy cane candygram	1
#703	candy kneecapping stick	4
#1030	candy knuckles	3
#3829	candy stake	1
#44	cane-mail pants	1
#31	cane-mail shirt	1
#1749	canteen of wine	1
#896	carbon nanotube frame	10
#257	catgut	37
#88	catgut taco	8
#508	cement sandals	2
#289	chainsaw chain	1
#122	chaos popcorn	1
#89	charged magnet	1
#943	cheap elven gloves	3
#89	cheezburger	1
#196	chocolate bath ball	5
#333	chocolate cigar	5
#70	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	1
#345	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	5
#1441	chunk of depleted Grimacite	4
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#662	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#61	class five ecto-larva	1
#55	clock-cleaning hammer	1
#27	coal paperweight	1
#122	cold-filtered water	1
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#624	colorful plastic ball	2
🥉	control crystal	1
#64	cool cat claw	1
#70	cool jelly donut	1
#120	cosmic lemonade	1
#168	cranberry cordial	1
#316	cranberry schnapps	2
#71	croquet hedgehog	1
#113	crotchety pants	1
#103	crystal skull	1
#314	cursed scrunchie	1
#476	cyborg doll	3
#840	cyborg stompin' boot	3
#144	d10	1
#164	d12	1
#141	d20	1
#107	d4	1
#109	d6	1
#129	d8	1
#58	dandy lion cub	1
#262	deck of tropical cards	2
#60	delicious comfit?	2
#24	depleted Grimacite astrolabe	1
#41	depleted Grimacite grappling hook	1
#40	depleted Grimacite gravy boat	1
#46	depleted Grimacite hammer	1
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#27	depleted Grimacite ninja mask	1
#22	depleted Grimacite shinguards	1
#31	depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	1
#61	dethklok	1
#71	dinged-up triangle	1
#81	disbelief suspenders	21
#413	doll house	12
#878	dollhive	6
#30	doppelshifter egg	1
#79	double-ice box	1
#103	double-ice britches	1
#170	double-ice cap	1
#336	drum of pomade	2
#98	dubious peppermint	3
#656	duck-on-a-string	3
#1576	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#1220	eggnog	10
#1811	elven limbos gingerbread	1
#1416	elven cellocello	14
#288	elven hardtack	1
#199	elven magi-pack	1
#209	elven medi-pack	1
#1586	elven moonshine	1
#1136	elven socks	2
#304	elven squeeze	1
#946	elven suicide capsule	20
#870	empty blowgun	1
#1391	evil googly eye	1
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#28	expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	2
#84	expired can of franks 'n' beans	1
#746	extra-greasy slider	1
#222	extra-see-thru nightie	2
#314	extremely skinny jeans	1
#300	fake plastic grass	6
#14	fancy black tie	1
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#377	fancy canapés	1
#1832	fancy chocolate	2
#1698	fancy chocolate car	4
#14	fancy tophat	1
#16	fancy tuxedo pants	1
#466	felt	19
#235	festive sausage	10
#168	fish juice box	1
#39	flamingo mallet	1
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#7	floaty rock helmet	1
#7	floaty rock necklace	1
#7	floaty rock pants	1
#143	fluid of fudge-finding	1
#61	fluorescent lightbulb	1
#67	forbidden danish	1
#73	forest tears	13
#282	fossilized baboon skull	2
#206	fossilized bat skull	3
#227	fossilized demon skull	2
#264	fossilized limb	39
#404	fossilized serpent skull	1
#306	fossilized spider skull	1
#299	fossilized spike	14
#358	fossilized spine	4
#449	fossilized torso	8
#364	fossilized wing	8
#225	fossilized wyrm skull	3
#282	freezerburned ice cube	1
#740	frigid fudgepuck	1
#70	frosty halo	2
#706	frozen banquet	1
#65	frozen danish	1
#3426	fruitcake	1
#377	fudge bunny	1
#197	fudge cube	1
#843	fudge lily	1
#62	fudge pocket square	1
#258	fudge spork	1
#1415	fudgecule	1
#179	fudgecycle	1
#324	funhouse mirror	1
#78	furry halo	1
#12	gasmask	1
#68	generic healing potion	1
#50	generic mana potion	1
#41	generic restorative potion	1
#248	ghost protocol	2
#380	ghost trap	1
#494	ghostly body paint	1
#99	giant book of ancient carols	1
#122	giant clay ashtray	1
#135	giant green gummi bear	1
#172	giant green gummi ingot	1
#134	giant red gummi bear	1
#163	giant red gummi ingot	1
#131	giant yellow gummi bear	1
#168	giant yellow gummi ingot	1
#427	gift-a-pult	1
#3306	gingerbread bugbear	2
#2303	gingerbread horror	3
#608	gingerbread house	1
#2813	gingerbread mutant bugbear	1
#65	glacial clock	1
#896	googly eye	13
#70	grape troll doll	1
#222	grass blade	1
#193	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#80	graveyard snowglobe	1
#241	green drunki-bear	1
#1009	green gummi ingot	1
#278	green peawee marble	1
🥈	green traffic cone	1
#594	green-frosted astral cupcake	1
#171	gummi ammonite	1
#165	gummi belemnite	1
#197	gummi canary	1
#201	gummi salamander	1
#241	gummi snake	1
#104	gummi trilobite	2
#47	hammerus	1
#390	handful of honey	1
#396	handful of numbers	1
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#134	hardened slime belt	1
#150	hardened slime hat	1
#143	hardened slime pants	1
#60	helm of the white knight	1
#1255	herringcello	15
#544	hideous egg	2
#184	hobo fortress blueprints	1
#304	holiday cheese log	6
#160	holiday log	1
#71	holly-flavored Hob-O	1
#74	holy bomb, batman	1
#11	honey dipper	1
#39	honey mead	1
#8	honeybritches	1
#19	honeycap	1
#41	honeypot	1
#201	hot stuffing	1
#11	ice pick	1
#7	ice skates	1
#171	ice stein	2
#64	iceberglet	1
#134	imitation nice watch	1
#298	incense bath ball	3
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#23	incredibly dense meat gem	1
#63	insane tophat	1
#249	intriguing puzzle box	2
#108	jamfish jam	3
#699	jar of fermented pickle juice	1
#581	jar of squeeze	1
#648	jar of swamp gas	32
#1453	jawbruiser	2
#940	jerky coins	4
#55	jet bennie marble	2
#85	jewel-eyed wizard hat	1
#1631	joybuzzer	3
#1288	killer rag doll	1
#145	king cookie	1
#948	kite	7
#80	knight cookie	1
#84	kumquartz ring	1
#250	kumquat supersucker	1
#228	leaflet	5
#46	leather aviator's cap	1
#178	leftover Crimbo rations	1
#109	lemonade marble	2
#1449	length of string	3
#938	lewd playing card	1
#11	liar's pants	1
#976	licorice garrote	3
#661	licorice root	1
#233	lime supersucker	1
#291	live lobster	1
#836	live wire	1
#1942	loaded serum blowgun	1
#989	lollipop stick	1
#95	los chinos	9
#181	lovecat tail	5
#218	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
#12	lucky Tam O'Shanter	1
#340	lunar isotope	1
#1137	mafia aria	10
🥉	makeshift castanets	1
#170	maple syrup	39
#224	marionette	8
#575	marionette collective	1
#482	marshmallow flambé	1
#80	medium slimy cyst	1
#22	miniature gravy-covered maypole	1
#24	miniature pruning shears	1
#27	miniscule temporal rip	1
#49	mirrored aviator shades	1
#108	misfit dolly	1
#106	misfit hobby horse	1
#130	monster pants	1
#802	motivational poster	4
#213	munchies pill	2
#1680	mylar scout drone	1
#600	mysterious silver lapel pin	1
#1463	nanite-infested candy cane	6
#2559	nanite-infested eggnog	2
#833	nanite-infested fruitcake	6
#1477	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	4
#1183	nanofiber cloth	1
#86	natto marble soda	1
#91	natto pocky	1
#107	natto-infused sake	1
#80	naughty origami kit	1
#520	necrotizing body spray	1
#279	night-vision goggles	6
#49	noxious gas grenade	1
#418	obnoxious riddle	1
#69	occult jelly donut	1
#9	old patched suit-pants	2
#84	old school Mafia knicke½æ	2
🥇	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	1
#2436	oozenog	1
#139	orange leather lanyard	1
#411	orange-frosted astral cupcake	2
#70	oversized snowflake	1
#1558	pack of KWE trading card	1
#927	pack of pogs	1
🥉	packet of pumpkin seeds	1
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#582	slow jam collection	7
#58	smashed danish	1
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#120	snapdragon pistil	5
🥉	snow belly	1
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🥉	snow pants	1
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#33	solid asbestos box	1
#31	solid linoleum box	1
#342	sorority brain	2
#317	soy cordial	2
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#84	spaghetti con calaveras	1
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#529	spooky felt	17
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#1561	spooky length of string	3
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#850	spooky toy wheel	5
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#352	square CRIMBCOOKIE	4
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#2247	stainless steel slacks	1
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#1709	stainless steel suspenders	1
#105	stapler bear	1
#18	steely marble	2
#450	strange cube	2
#939	strange shiny disc	1
#225	strawberry supersucker	1
#918	strawberyl	1
#77	strawberyl necklace	1
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#1746	string of green beads	4
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#2784	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	3
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#38	sweet nutcracker	1
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#279	throwing bone	2
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#66	thyme jelly donut	1
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#42	time helmet	1
#141	time sword	1
#43	time trousers	1
#583	tin cup of mulligan stew	1
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#1258	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	6
#2776	tiny plastic Axe Wound	2
#2096	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	2
#774	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	6
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
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#1150	tiny plastic Boss Bat	4
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#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#4311	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#4234	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
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#634	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#2056	tiny plastic Felonia	2
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#916	tiny plastic G Imp	8
#1487	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	5
#3873	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#1458	tiny plastic Hellion	5
#2163	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	3
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#918	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	8
#2783	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	2
#2181	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	3
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#2118	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	3
#1449	tiny plastic Protagonist	5
#1531	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#1440	tiny plastic Spam Witch	5
#2744	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	2
#2055	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	2
#1520	tiny plastic The Man	3
#3926	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#3855	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#4541	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#1732	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#2205	tiny plastic angry bugbear	3
#4842	tiny plastic angry goat	3
#2191	tiny plastic anime smiley	3
#2160	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	3
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#4899	tiny plastic barrrnacle	3
#2161	tiny plastic beanbat	3
#4477	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#6188	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	2
#1780	tiny plastic blooper	4
#2217	tiny plastic brainsweeper	3
#2766	tiny plastic briefcase bat	2
#6131	tiny plastic cocoabo	2
#8218	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#2753	tiny plastic cubist bull	2
#4495	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#1757	tiny plastic drunk goat	4
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#2137	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	3
#2829	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	2
#1790	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	4
#2150	tiny plastic fruit golem	3
#8151	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#6232	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	2
#6154	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	2
#2135	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	3
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#2163	tiny plastic goth giant	3
#6099	tiny plastic grue	2
#1718	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	4
#2706	tiny plastic hermit	2
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#6147	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	2
#8067	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#2824	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	2
#8200	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8101	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#1466	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	5
#8109	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#1766	tiny plastic ninja snowman	4
#4344	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#8100	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#3892	tiny plastic scary clown	1
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#1782	tiny plastic senile lihc	4
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#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#1430	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	5
#8224	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#6130	tiny plastic stab bat	2
#6167	tiny plastic star starfish	2
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#4036	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#127	tiny plastic sword	1
#845	tiny plastic taco cat	9
#3858	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#2193	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	3
#1705	tiny plastic warwelf	4
#2699	tiny plastic whitesnake	2
#1766	tiny plastic zmobie	4
#265	tisket	1
#73	toasted brie	1
#85	tobiko marble soda	1
#90	tobiko pocky	1
#96	tobiko-infused sake	1
#265	toe jam	1
#58	toe jam toast	1
#1903	tofurkey gravy	3
#1885	tofurkey leg	3
#66	too legit potion	1
#1238	top	3
#909	tourmalime	1
#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
#2400	toy crazy train	1
#899	toy deathbot	1
#1689	toy jet pack	2
#546	toy maglev monorail	2
#1564	toy mercenary	2
#1525	toy ray gun	3
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#1271	toy space helmet	4
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#269	traffic jam	1
#60	traffic jam toast	1
#128	transporter transponder	11
#478	tree skirt	1
#1887	tree-eating kite	7
#1037	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#658	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#84	trilobite candy mold	2
#253	tropical paperweight	2
#680	tropical wrapping paper	2
#53	trousers of the white knight	1
#98	ultrafondue	1
#116	unbearable light	1
#394	unearthed potsherd	4
#1120	unstable laser battery	43
#1255	vampire duck-on-a-string	5
#565	volcanic ash	1
#600	voodoo snuff	1
#74	walrus ice cream	2
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#102	wasabi pocky	1
#109	wasabi-infused sake	1
🥈	washboard shield	1
#151	waterlogged crate	1
#24	wax lips	1
#42	wedge of gray cheese	1
#458	whisker pencil	2
#37	wild honey pie	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#187	willyweed	1
#734	wind-up meatcar	3
#69	wizard action figure	1
#106	wok lobster	1
#397	wooden block	8
#509	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#229	yellow drunki-bear	1
#1012	yellow gummi ingot	1
#94	yellow matter custard	1
#408	yo-yo	76
#610	zombie pineal gland	8

Wow, that's 3,974 items total!

what items are this player missing?