Museum :: Free Martha

Free Martha

Rank	Item	Quantity
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#407	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	2
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#280	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#257	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#224	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#297	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#227	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#859	A. W. O. L. commendation	2
#52	Abyssal ember	2
#271	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#227	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#220	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#228	Alice's Army Coward	1
#151	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#256	Alice's Army Guard	1
#245	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#208	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#222	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#221	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#259	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#158	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#253	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#255	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#255	Alice's Army Page	1
#263	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#168	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#248	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#252	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#252	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#231	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#1132	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#241	Atomic Comic	2
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#733	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1046	BGE merchandise order form	1
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1448	BGE shotglass	1
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#588	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#98	Beignet Milgranet	1
#223	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#114	Blatantly Canadian	46
#80	Blood 'n' Plenty	6
#527	Blood Light	2
#533	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#2771	Boss Bat britches	1
#1736	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#68	Bright Water	1
#1057	Bulky Buddy Box	2
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#1117	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#509	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#468	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#917	CRIMBCO mug	10
#873	CRIMBCO wine	8
#791	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
#1726	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#311	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#50	Chester's bag of candy	2
#174	Chester's cutoffs	1
#184	Chester's moustache	1
#89	Chester's sunglasses	1
#146	Chorale of Companionship	1
#219	Chori Zo trading card	1
🥉	Clan VIP Lounge key	1
#799	Crimbo candied pecan	10
#583	Crimbo fudge	17
#690	Crimbo peppermint bark	12
#584	Crimbo pie	2
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#176	Crimbojito	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#364	Crimboween memo	26
#720	Crimbuck	1,223
#287	DNOTC Box	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#347	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	18
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#474	Ecto-Cooler	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#1168	Feynman gate	5
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#83	Frosty's arm	1
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#700	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#195	Frosty's nailbat	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#88	Gin Mint	1
#992	Go-Wassail	2
#87	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	1
#56	Greatest American Pants	1
#89	Gummy Brains	6
#601	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
#23	Hodgman's almanac	2
#487	Hodgman's blanket	2
#118	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#136	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#174	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#48	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	2
#50	Hodgman's porkpie hat	2
#345	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	2
#90	Inndya trading card	2
#118	Interview With You (a Vampire)	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#44	Jekyllin hide belt	1
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#225	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#669	LED block	1
#453	Lars the Cyberian	1
#147	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	1
#83	Libram of Divine Favors	1
🥇	Loathing Legion hammer	1
#141	Lobos Mints	1
#144	Lobster qua Grill	1
#86	Lumineux Limnio	1
#225	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#849	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#77	Mayflower bouquet	1
#355	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	1
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#88	Mint Yulep	1
#901	Mob Penguin cellular phone	15
#230	Morbidda trading card	1
#100	Morto Moreto	1
#172	Mr. Accessory	1
#92	Mr. Accessory Jr.	1
#91	Muschat	1
#522	NPZR chemistry set	3
#245	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#119	Necbro wafers	2
🥉	Newbiesport™ backpack	1
#396	Nightstalker perfume	1
#385	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	1
#377	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	1
#324	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	1
#316	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	1
#213	Nuclear Blastball	2
#121	Okee-Dokee soda	1
#215	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#127	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#101	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#197	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#625	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#108	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#195	Oscus's pelt	1
#23	Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	1
#230	Poison Oak trading card	1
#157	Pokëmann band-aid	3
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#772	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#589	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#808	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#772	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#563	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#774	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#893	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#863	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#885	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#179	Prelude of Precision	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#82	Rattlin' Chains	6
#370	Red Pill	1
#1461	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#204	Roo trading card	1
#19	S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#78	Sangria de Menthe	1
#981	Schrödinger's thermos	2
#659	Sensual Massage for Creeps	2
#207	Serenity trading card	1
#484	Silver Bullet beer	2
#470	Sinful Desires	1
#24	Single Alice's Army Foil	1
#122	Skullhead's Screw	1
#140	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	1
#1450	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#14	Staff of the Woodfire	1
#68	Sweet Sword	6
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#401	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	8
#98	Temps Tempranillo	1
#99	Tequiz Navidad	1
#304	The Art of Slapfighting	3
#400	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	3
#137	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#81	The Bomb	1
#524	The Cooler Out of Space	1
#214	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#493	The Joy of Wassailing	6
#72	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#214	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#1013	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#575	Tiki lighter	1
#34	Tome of Snowcone Summoning	1
#931	Travels with Jerry	1
#69	Travoltan trousers	1
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#148	Ultracolor™ shirt	1
#328	Ultrasoldier Serum	1
#306	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	5
#787	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	4
#11	Uncle Hobo's belt	2
#12	Uncle Hobo's epic beard	2
#29	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
#10	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	2
#59	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	1
#699	Uncle Romulus	1
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
#11	Underworld flail	1
#41	Underworld sapling	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#48	V for Vivala mask	1
#1456	Valentine	7
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#125	Van der Graaf helmet	1
#226	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#85	Vodka Matryoshka	1
#226	Woldo trading card	1
#589	Workytime Tea	2
#182	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#188	Zombo's shield	1
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#520	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	3
#54	adhesive tape dolly	2
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#1017	ammonite fossil	1
#3685	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#262	anniversary balloon	4
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#733	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#288	antique bottle opener	3
#533	antique painting of a landscape	1
#258	antique pair of blue jeans	3
#608	antique record album	3
#382	antique souvenir drawing	2
#135	arse-a'fire elixir	1
#769	aspirin	1
#82	astral badger	1
#1195	astral mushroom	1
#415	astronaut ice-cream	1
#851	astronaut pants	8
#692	atomic vector plotter	3
#241	bacon bath ball	4
#136	bad penguin egg	1
#501	bag of bones	1
#132	bag of many confections	1
#127	balaclava	8
#85	balaclava baklava	65
#549	ball	11
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#405	banana	11
#220	banana cream pie	2
#220	banana daiquiri	1
#86	banana milkshake	1
#467	banana peel	4
#389	banana smoothie	1
#110	banana spritzer	3
#250	banana supersucker	1
#966	bananagate	1
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#352	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	5
#381	bath ball gift set	13
#1445	battered Crimbo Crate	2
#49	beach ball marble	1
#79	beige clambroth marble	1
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#975	belemnite fossil	1
#520	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#631	bi-lateral logic compressor	3
#14	big bumboozer marble	2
#113	big slimy cyst	1
#397	bindlestocking	6
#73	bishop cookie	1
#584	bite-me-red lipstick	1
#28	black catseye marble	1
#269	black velvet box	1
#63	blammer	1
#245	blank fudge mold	1
#3304	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#506	blood flower	13
#76	blue raspberry troll doll	1
🥈	blue ribbon	1
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#611	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#69	blunt cat claw	1
#56	blunt icepick	1
#70	bobcat grenade	1
#36	bone and arrows	1
#213	bone aperitif	2
#944	bone chips	1
#52	bone crusher	1
#277	bone meal	1
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#53	bonerang	1
#58	boning knife	1
#52	boozebomb	1
#179	borrowed time	1
#615	bottle of Blank-Out	8
#409	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#1066	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#72	bottle-rocket crossbow	1
#94	bottled green pixie	1
#438	bow	1
#142	bow staff	1
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#204	box of Pokëmann band-aids	1
#74	box of hammers	1
#214	breaded beer	3
#56	broken glass grenade	1
#247	brown crock marble	1
#295	bucket of honey	2
#159	bucket of wine	1
#428	buckyball	11
#70	bumblebee marble	2
#763	bunch of bananas	2
#334	bungle in the jungle	2
#363	burnt flower	2
#353	can of CRIMBCOLA	7
#46	can of Rain-Doh	1
#547	can of fake snow	1
#57	can of franks 'n' beans	4
#1173	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	7
#56	candied yam pinky ring	1
#1024	candied yams	8
#1384	candy cane	23
#27	candy cane candygram	1
#701	candy kneecapping stick	4
#1032	candy knuckles	3
#3831	candy stake	1
#44	cane-mail pants	1
#30	cane-mail shirt	1
#1751	canteen of wine	1
#895	carbon nanotube frame	10
#257	catgut	37
#86	catgut taco	8
#508	cement sandals	2
#287	chainsaw chain	1
#122	chaos popcorn	1
#89	charged magnet	1
#943	cheap elven gloves	3
#89	cheezburger	1
#198	chocolate bath ball	5
#333	chocolate cigar	5
#70	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	1
#344	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	5
#1441	chunk of depleted Grimacite	4
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#660	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#61	class five ecto-larva	1
#55	clock-cleaning hammer	1
#27	coal paperweight	1
#123	cold-filtered water	1
#508	colored-light "necklace"	1
#624	colorful plastic ball	2
🥉	control crystal	1
#64	cool cat claw	1
#71	cool jelly donut	1
#120	cosmic lemonade	1
#167	cranberry cordial	1
#317	cranberry schnapps	2
#69	croquet hedgehog	1
#112	crotchety pants	1
#102	crystal skull	1
#314	cursed scrunchie	1
#477	cyborg doll	3
#841	cyborg stompin' boot	3
#143	d10	1
#163	d12	1
#138	d20	1
#104	d4	1
#106	d6	1
#126	d8	1
#58	dandy lion cub	1
#263	deck of tropical cards	2
#62	delicious comfit?	2
#25	depleted Grimacite astrolabe	1
#41	depleted Grimacite grappling hook	1
#40	depleted Grimacite gravy boat	1
#46	depleted Grimacite hammer	1
#505	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#28	depleted Grimacite ninja mask	1
#22	depleted Grimacite shinguards	1
#32	depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	1
#60	dethklok	1
#71	dinged-up triangle	1
#81	disbelief suspenders	21
#412	doll house	12
#877	dollhive	6
#30	doppelshifter egg	1
#78	double-ice box	1
#103	double-ice britches	1
#170	double-ice cap	1
#336	drum of pomade	2
#98	dubious peppermint	3
#655	duck-on-a-string	3
#1578	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#1221	eggnog	10
#1813	elven limbos gingerbread	1
#1414	elven cellocello	14
#288	elven hardtack	1
#197	elven magi-pack	1
#209	elven medi-pack	1
#1587	elven moonshine	1
#1135	elven socks	2
#303	elven squeeze	1
#946	elven suicide capsule	20
#870	empty blowgun	1
#1390	evil googly eye	1
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#28	expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	2
#84	expired can of franks 'n' beans	1
#741	extra-greasy slider	1
#222	extra-see-thru nightie	2
#313	extremely skinny jeans	1
#300	fake plastic grass	6
#14	fancy black tie	1
#1291	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#377	fancy canapés	1
#1830	fancy chocolate	2
#1697	fancy chocolate car	4
#14	fancy tophat	1
#16	fancy tuxedo pants	1
#465	felt	19
#235	festive sausage	10
#168	fish juice box	1
#38	flamingo mallet	1
#165	floaty inverse geode	1
#7	floaty rock helmet	1
#7	floaty rock necklace	1
#7	floaty rock pants	1
#142	fluid of fudge-finding	1
#61	fluorescent lightbulb	1
#66	forbidden danish	1
#72	forest tears	13
#283	fossilized baboon skull	2
#207	fossilized bat skull	3
#227	fossilized demon skull	2
#264	fossilized limb	39
#405	fossilized serpent skull	1
#307	fossilized spider skull	1
#300	fossilized spike	14
#361	fossilized spine	4
#450	fossilized torso	8
#366	fossilized wing	8
#226	fossilized wyrm skull	3
#281	freezerburned ice cube	1
#739	frigid fudgepuck	1
#70	frosty halo	2
#708	frozen banquet	1
#66	frozen danish	1
#3426	fruitcake	1
#378	fudge bunny	1
#197	fudge cube	1
#841	fudge lily	1
#62	fudge pocket square	1
#258	fudge spork	1
#1412	fudgecule	1
#176	fudgecycle	1
#322	funhouse mirror	1
#78	furry halo	1
#12	gasmask	1
#68	generic healing potion	1
#49	generic mana potion	1
#40	generic restorative potion	1
#247	ghost protocol	2
#380	ghost trap	1
#493	ghostly body paint	1
#99	giant book of ancient carols	1
#122	giant clay ashtray	1
#135	giant green gummi bear	1
#173	giant green gummi ingot	1
#134	giant red gummi bear	1
#161	giant red gummi ingot	1
#130	giant yellow gummi bear	1
#169	giant yellow gummi ingot	1
#427	gift-a-pult	1
#3302	gingerbread bugbear	2
#2301	gingerbread horror	3
#610	gingerbread house	1
#2815	gingerbread mutant bugbear	1
#65	glacial clock	1
#894	googly eye	13
#70	grape troll doll	1
#222	grass blade	1
#193	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#80	graveyard snowglobe	1
#243	green drunki-bear	1
#1007	green gummi ingot	1
#278	green peawee marble	1
🥈	green traffic cone	1
#595	green-frosted astral cupcake	1
#171	gummi ammonite	1
#165	gummi belemnite	1
#196	gummi canary	1
#204	gummi salamander	1
#243	gummi snake	1
#104	gummi trilobite	2
#46	hammerus	1
#387	handful of honey	1
#395	handful of numbers	1
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#134	hardened slime belt	1
#150	hardened slime hat	1
#143	hardened slime pants	1
#60	helm of the white knight	1
#1253	herringcello	15
#544	hideous egg	2
#183	hobo fortress blueprints	1
#303	holiday cheese log	6
#160	holiday log	1
#71	holly-flavored Hob-O	1
#74	holy bomb, batman	1
#11	honey dipper	1
#39	honey mead	1
#8	honeybritches	1
#19	honeycap	1
#41	honeypot	1
#200	hot stuffing	1
#11	ice pick	1
#7	ice skates	1
#172	ice stein	2
#65	iceberglet	1
#135	imitation nice watch	1
#299	incense bath ball	3
#1371	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#23	incredibly dense meat gem	1
#63	insane tophat	1
#249	intriguing puzzle box	2
#107	jamfish jam	3
#693	jar of fermented pickle juice	1
#581	jar of squeeze	1
#648	jar of swamp gas	32
#1453	jawbruiser	2
#940	jerky coins	4
#55	jet bennie marble	2
#87	jewel-eyed wizard hat	1
#1633	joybuzzer	3
#1288	killer rag doll	1
#144	king cookie	1
#948	kite	7
#80	knight cookie	1
#84	kumquartz ring	1
#249	kumquat supersucker	1
#227	leaflet	5
#47	leather aviator's cap	1
#178	leftover Crimbo rations	1
#109	lemonade marble	2
#1450	length of string	3
#937	lewd playing card	1
#11	liar's pants	1
#975	licorice garrote	3
#661	licorice root	1
#232	lime supersucker	1
#292	live lobster	1
#836	live wire	1
#1942	loaded serum blowgun	1
#990	lollipop stick	1
#95	los chinos	9
#179	lovecat tail	5
#218	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
#12	lucky Tam O'Shanter	1
#335	lunar isotope	1
#1137	mafia aria	10
🥉	makeshift castanets	1
#170	maple syrup	39
#224	marionette	8
#575	marionette collective	1
#483	marshmallow flambé	1
#80	medium slimy cyst	1
#23	miniature gravy-covered maypole	1
#24	miniature pruning shears	1
#27	miniscule temporal rip	1
#49	mirrored aviator shades	1
#109	misfit dolly	1
#105	misfit hobby horse	1
#130	monster pants	1
#804	motivational poster	4
#213	munchies pill	2
#1681	mylar scout drone	1
#598	mysterious silver lapel pin	1
#1462	nanite-infested candy cane	6
#2560	nanite-infested eggnog	2
#834	nanite-infested fruitcake	6
#1476	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	4
#1182	nanofiber cloth	1
#87	natto marble soda	1
#92	natto pocky	1
#106	natto-infused sake	1
#80	naughty origami kit	1
#521	necrotizing body spray	1
#279	night-vision goggles	6
#49	noxious gas grenade	1
#418	obnoxious riddle	1
#69	occult jelly donut	1
#9	old patched suit-pants	2
#84	old school Mafia knicke½æ	2
🥇	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	1
#2437	oozenog	1
#139	orange leather lanyard	1
#412	orange-frosted astral cupcake	2
#70	oversized snowflake	1
#1558	pack of KWE trading card	1
#928	pack of pogs	1
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#66	too legit potion	1
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