Free Martha

RankItemQuantity
#924:20 bomb1
#409A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes2
#247A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 11
#279A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 21
#256A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 31
#223A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 41
#295A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#225A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 61
#860A. W. O. L. commendation2
#53Abyssal ember2
#274Alice's Army Alchemist1
#230Alice's Army Bowman1
#224Alice's Army Cleric1
#231Alice's Army Coward1
#156Alice's Army Dervish1
#259Alice's Army Guard1
#248Alice's Army Halberder1
#212Alice's Army Hammerman1
#227Alice's Army Horseman1
#225Alice's Army Lanceman1
#262Alice's Army Mad Bomber1
#161Alice's Army Martyr1
#255Alice's Army Ninja1
#258Alice's Army Nurse1
#259Alice's Army Page1
#267Alice's Army Shieldmaiden1
#173Alice's Army Sniper1
#251Alice's Army Spearsman1
#257Alice's Army Swordsman1
#257Alice's Army Wallman1
#232Arrrmetia trading card1
#1133Asleep in the Cemetery1
#242Atomic Comic2
#684BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt1
#732BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt1
#1044BGE merchandise order form1
#565BGE pocket calendar1
#1447BGE shotglass1
#675BGE temporary tattoo1
#330BRAINS shorts1
#590Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler1
#101Beignet Milgranet1
#222Benetton's Medley of Diversity1
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#115Blatantly Canadian46
#80Blood 'n' Plenty6
#528Blood Light2
#534Bone's Farm "wine"1
#95Bordeaux Marteaux1
#2773Boss Bat britches1
#1743Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air1
#68Bright Water1
#1057Bulky Buddy Box2
#459C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#1118CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#508CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)2
#467CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)2
#1009CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#917CRIMBCO mug10
#873CRIMBCO wine8
#792CRIMBCOIDS mints5
#1727CRIMBCOLOAF3
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#53Chester's bag of candy2
#174Chester's cutoffs1
#185Chester's moustache1
#90Chester's sunglasses1
#145Chorale of Companionship1
#220Chori Zo trading card1
#4Clan VIP Lounge key1
#802Crimbo candied pecan10
#583Crimbo fudge17
#691Crimbo peppermint bark12
#587Crimbo pie2
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#651Crimbo wreath1
#175Crimbojito1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#363Crimboween memo26
#719Crimbuck1,223
#288DNOTC Box1
#228Das Überkühlraum trading card1
#347Dickory Farms Gift Basket18
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#477Ecto-Cooler1
#81Ellsbury's skull1
#211Elron's Explosive Etude1
#1166Feynman gate5
#82Fromage Pinotage1
#84Frosty's arm1
#212Frosty's carrot1
#697Frosty's frosty mug1
#16Frosty's iceball1
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#214Frosty's old silk hat1
#248Fudgie Roll1
🥈Fuzzby1
#88Gin Mint1
#994Go-Wassail2
#86Great Ball of Frozen Fire1
#52Greatest American Pants1
#88Gummy Brains6
#601Haunted Sorority House staff guide1
#24Hodgman's almanac2
#488Hodgman's blanket2
#118Hodgman's bow tie1
#95Hodgman's harmonica1
#133Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times1
#125Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics1
#173Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin1
#166Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top1
#47Hodgman's lobsterskin pants2
#50Hodgman's porkpie hat2
#347Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration2
#91Inndya trading card2
#121Interview With You (a Vampire)1
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
#43Jekyllin hide belt1
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#227Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card1
#669LED block1
#456Lars the Cyberian1
#145Libram of Candy Heart Summoning1
#82Libram of Divine Favors1
🥇Loathing Legion hammer1
#141Lobos Mints1
#145Lobster qua Grill1
#86Lumineux Limnio1
#224Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery1
#848Maxing, Relaxing1
#75Mayflower bouquet1
#356Mesmereyes™ contact lenses1
#397Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#444Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#89Mint Yulep1
#902Mob Penguin cellular phone15
#232Morbidda trading card1
#103Morto Moreto1
#164Mr. Accessory1
#93Mr. Accessory Jr.1
#91Muschat1
#524NPZR chemistry set3
#246Nayztameetjoo trading card1
#117Necbro wafers2
🥉Newbiesport™ backpack1
#398Nightstalker perfume1
#386Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II1
#382Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III1
#328Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV1
#319Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI1
#212Nuclear Blastball2
#122Okee-Dokee soda1
#216Ol' Scratch's ash can1
#128Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork1
#99Ol' Scratch's manacles1
#196Ol' Scratch's ol' britches1
#625Ol' Scratch's salad fork1
#187Oscus's dumpster waders1
#100Oscus's flypaper pants1
#106Oscus's garbage can lid1
#193Oscus's pelt1
#23Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards1
#233Poison Oak trading card1
#157Pokëmann band-aid3
#880Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#809Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#796Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#878Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#564Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#777Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#890Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#897Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#864Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#888Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#175Prelude of Precision1
#233Princess Rutabaga trading card1
#82Rattlin' Chains6
#369Red Pill1
#1464Retenez L'Herbe Paté1
#204Roo trading card1
#19S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.1
#118Saccharine Maple pendant1
#80Sangria de Menthe1
#982Schrödinger's thermos2
#658Sensual Massage for Creeps2
#211Serenity trading card1
#486Silver Bullet beer2
#471Sinful Desires1
#24Single Alice's Army Foil1
#122Skullhead's Screw1
#138Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts1
#1452St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket1
#13Staff of the Woodfire1
#70Sweet Sword6
#938Tales from the Fireside1
#401Tales of a Kansas Toymaker8
#98Temps Tempranillo1
#98Tequiz Navidad1
#304The Art of Slapfighting3
#402The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones3
#136The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder1
#82The Bomb1
#526The Cooler Out of Space1
#217The Grand Poo-Bah trading card1
#493The Joy of Wassailing6
#73The Landscaper's leafblower1
#216Thorny Toad trading card1
#1016Thwaitgold butterfly statuette1
🥇Tickle-Me Emilio1
#574Tiki lighter1
#34Tome of Snowcone Summoning1
#936Travels with Jerry1
#69Travoltan trousers1
🥇Trivial Avocations board game1
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#149Ultracolor™ shirt1
#328Ultrasoldier Serum1
#306Uncle Crimbo's Rations5
#786Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide4
#11Uncle Hobo's belt2
#12Uncle Hobo's epic beard2
#29Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves1
#10Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants2
#59Uncle Hobo's highest bough1
#701Uncle Romulus1
🥈Underworld acorn1
#10Underworld flail1
#40Underworld sapling1
🥈Underworld trunk1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#47V for Vivala mask1
#1458Valentine7
#527Valentine's Day cake1
#126Van der Graaf helmet1
#228Vaso De Agua trading card1
#85Vodka Matryoshka1
#228Woldo trading card1
#584Workytime Tea2
#182Zombo's grievous greaves1
#187Zombo's shield1
#104Zombo's shoulder blade1
#85Zombo's skull ring1
#519Zu Mannkäse Dienen3
#54adhesive tape dolly2
🥇all-year sucker1
#124ammonite candy mold1
#1018ammonite fossil1
#3681ancient unspeakable fruitcake1
#262anniversary balloon4
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#737antique 8-Bit Power magazine1
#290antique bottle opener3
#535antique painting of a landscape1
#257antique pair of blue jeans3
#609antique record album3
#384antique souvenir drawing2
#135arse-a'fire elixir1
#769aspirin1
#82astral badger1
#1192astral mushroom1
#415astronaut ice-cream1
#851astronaut pants8
#692atomic vector plotter3
#239bacon bath ball4
#132bad penguin egg1
#502bag of bones1
#132bag of many confections1
#127balaclava8
#85balaclava baklava65
#549ball11
#247ball-in-a-cup1
#404banana11
#221banana cream pie2
#222banana daiquiri1
#87banana milkshake1
#471banana peel4
#389banana smoothie1
#110banana spritzer3
#251banana supersucker1
#968bananagate1
#93bananarama bangle1
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#353bat-shaped Crimboween cookie5
#382bath ball gift set13
#1447battered Crimbo Crate2
#49beach ball marble1
#79beige clambroth marble1
#123belemnite candy mold1
#977belemnite fossil1
#524bell-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#631bi-lateral logic compressor3
#13big bumboozer marble2
#113big slimy cyst1
#398bindlestocking6
#74bishop cookie1
#585bite-me-red lipstick1
#28black catseye marble1
#269black velvet box1
#63blammer1
#246blank fudge mold1
#3305blob-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#506blood flower13
#75blue raspberry troll doll1
🥈blue ribbon1
🥈blue traffic cone1
#610blue-frosted astral cupcake1
#69blunt cat claw1
#56blunt icepick1
#70bobcat grenade1
#36bone and arrows1
#213bone aperitif2
#943bone chips1
#52bone crusher1
#277bone meal1
#76bone spurs1
#61boneana hammock1
#63bonedanna1
#53bonerang1
#58boning knife1
#52boozebomb1
#182borrowed time1
#615bottle of Blank-Out8
#408bottle of peppermint schnapps1
#1075bottle of single-barrel whiskey1
#71bottle-rocket crossbow1
#95bottled green pixie1
#437bow1
#141bow staff1
#570bowl of fishysoisse1
#149bowlegged pants1
#133bowler1
#204box of Pokëmann band-aids1
#74box of hammers1
#214breaded beer3
#56broken glass grenade1
#247brown crock marble1
#294bucket of honey2
#161bucket of wine1
#428buckyball11
#70bumblebee marble2
#764bunch of bananas2
#336bungle in the jungle2
#364burnt flower2
#352can of CRIMBCOLA7
#44can of Rain-Doh1
#545can of fake snow1
#57can of franks 'n' beans4
#1177can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce7
#57candied yam pinky ring1
#1024candied yams8
#1384candy cane23
#26candy cane candygram1
#703candy kneecapping stick4
#1029candy knuckles3
#3830candy stake1
#43cane-mail pants1
#30cane-mail shirt1
#1749canteen of wine1
#896carbon nanotube frame10
#257catgut37
#88catgut taco8
#508cement sandals2
#289chainsaw chain1
#122chaos popcorn1
#88charged magnet1
#943cheap elven gloves3
#89cheezburger1
#196chocolate bath ball5
#334chocolate cigar5
#70chocolate frosted sugar bomb1
#345chocolate-covered scarab beetle5
#1441chunk of depleted Grimacite4
#68cinnamon troll doll1
#662circular CRIMBCOOKIE3
#61class five ecto-larva1
#56clock-cleaning hammer1
#27coal paperweight1
#122cold-filtered water1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#623colorful plastic ball2
🥉control crystal1
#64cool cat claw1
#71cool jelly donut1
#120cosmic lemonade1
#168cranberry cordial1
#316cranberry schnapps2
#71croquet hedgehog1
#113crotchety pants1
#104crystal skull1
#314cursed scrunchie1
#476cyborg doll3
#840cyborg stompin' boot3
#145d101
#164d121
#141d201
#107d41
#109d61
#131d81
#58dandy lion cub1
#262deck of tropical cards2
#61delicious comfit?2
#25depleted Grimacite astrolabe1
#40depleted Grimacite grappling hook1
#40depleted Grimacite gravy boat1
#46depleted Grimacite hammer1
#507depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick1
#27depleted Grimacite ninja mask1
#22depleted Grimacite shinguards1
#31depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt1
#61dethklok1
#71dinged-up triangle1
#81disbelief suspenders21
#413doll house12
#878dollhive6
#30doppelshifter egg1
#80double-ice box1
#104double-ice britches1
#171double-ice cap1
#336drum of pomade2
#98dubious peppermint3
#656duck-on-a-string3
#1576dusty Crimbo crate1
#1221eggnog10
#1812elven limbos gingerbread1
#1416elven cellocello14
#289elven hardtack1
#199elven magi-pack1
#210elven medi-pack1
#1586elven moonshine1
#1136elven socks2
#305elven squeeze1
#946elven suicide capsule20
#871empty blowgun1
#1391evil googly eye1
#2680evil teddy bear1
#28expired bottle of peppermint schnapps2
#84expired can of franks 'n' beans1
#743extra-greasy slider1
#222extra-see-thru nightie2
#314extremely skinny jeans1
#299fake plastic grass6
#14fancy black tie1
#1288fancy but probably evil chocolate4
#377fancy canapés1
#1829fancy chocolate2
#1697fancy chocolate car4
#14fancy tophat1
#16fancy tuxedo pants1
#467felt19
#235festive sausage10
#168fish juice box1
#39flamingo mallet1
#164floaty inverse geode1
#6floaty rock helmet1
#6floaty rock necklace1
#6floaty rock pants1
#143fluid of fudge-finding1
#61fluorescent lightbulb1
#67forbidden danish1
#73forest tears13
#282fossilized baboon skull2
#206fossilized bat skull3
#227fossilized demon skull2
#263fossilized limb39
#405fossilized serpent skull1
#306fossilized spider skull1
#299fossilized spike14
#359fossilized spine4
#448fossilized torso8
#364fossilized wing8
#225fossilized wyrm skull3
#281freezerburned ice cube1
#740frigid fudgepuck1
#70frosty halo2
#706frozen banquet1
#65frozen danish1
#3426fruitcake1
#380fudge bunny1
#197fudge cube1
#843fudge lily1
#62fudge pocket square1
#258fudge spork1
#1416fudgecule1
#179fudgecycle1
#324funhouse mirror1
#78furry halo1
#12gasmask1
#68generic healing potion1
#50generic mana potion1
#41generic restorative potion1
#248ghost protocol2
#380ghost trap1
#494ghostly body paint1
#99giant book of ancient carols1
#122giant clay ashtray1
#136giant green gummi bear1
#173giant green gummi ingot1
#134giant red gummi bear1
#163giant red gummi ingot1
#132giant yellow gummi bear1
#168giant yellow gummi ingot1
#427gift-a-pult1
#3306gingerbread bugbear2
#2303gingerbread horror3
#608gingerbread house1
#2812gingerbread mutant bugbear1
#65glacial clock1
#896googly eye13
#70grape troll doll1
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#80graveyard snowglobe1
#241green drunki-bear1
#1010green gummi ingot1
#278green peawee marble1
🥈green traffic cone1
#594green-frosted astral cupcake1
#171gummi ammonite1
#165gummi belemnite1
#197gummi canary1
#201gummi salamander1
#241gummi snake1
#104gummi trilobite2
#47hammerus1
#390handful of honey1
#396handful of numbers1
#236handmade hobby horse1
#133hardened slime belt1
#148hardened slime hat1
#143hardened slime pants1
#59helm of the white knight1
#1254herringcello15
#544hideous egg2
#182hobo fortress blueprints1
#304holiday cheese log6
#160holiday log1
#71holly-flavored Hob-O1
#74holy bomb, batman1
#11honey dipper1
#39honey mead1
#8honeybritches1
#19honeycap1
#41honeypot1
#201hot stuffing1
#11ice pick1
#7ice skates1
#171ice stein2
#64iceberglet1
#134imitation nice watch1
#299incense bath ball3
#1370incredibly creepy marionette1
#22incredibly dense meat gem1
#63insane tophat1
#250intriguing puzzle box2
#108jamfish jam3
#696jar of fermented pickle juice1
#581jar of squeeze1
#648jar of swamp gas32
#1453jawbruiser2
#941jerky coins4
#55jet bennie marble2
#85jewel-eyed wizard hat1
#1630joybuzzer3
#1289killer rag doll1
#145king cookie1
#948kite7
#80knight cookie1
#84kumquartz ring1
#250kumquat supersucker1
#228leaflet5
#45leather aviator's cap1
#178leftover Crimbo rations1
#109lemonade marble2
#1449length of string3
#935lewd playing card1
#11liar's pants1
#975licorice garrote3
#661licorice root1
#233lime supersucker1
#291live lobster1
#836live wire1
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#988lollipop stick1
#95los chinos9
#183lovecat tail5
#218lucky Crimbo tiki necklace1
#12lucky Tam O'Shanter1
#340lunar isotope1
#1136mafia aria10
🥉makeshift castanets1
#171maple syrup39
#224marionette8
#575marionette collective1
#482marshmallow flambé1
#80medium slimy cyst1
#22miniature gravy-covered maypole1
#24miniature pruning shears1
#27miniscule temporal rip1
#49mirrored aviator shades1
#108misfit dolly1
#107misfit hobby horse1
#130monster pants1
#801motivational poster4
#211munchies pill2
#1680mylar scout drone1
#600mysterious silver lapel pin1
#1463nanite-infested candy cane6
#2560nanite-infested eggnog2
#833nanite-infested fruitcake6
#1477nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear4
#1183nanofiber cloth1
#86natto marble soda1
#91natto pocky1
#107natto-infused sake1
#80naughty origami kit1
#520necrotizing body spray1
#279night-vision goggles6
#49noxious gas grenade1
#418obnoxious riddle1
#69occult jelly donut1
#9old patched suit-pants2
#84old school Mafia knicke½æ2
🥇old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie1
#2436oozenog1
#139orange leather lanyard1
#411orange-frosted astral cupcake2
#70oversized snowflake1
#1559pack of KWE trading card1
#926pack of pogs1
🥉packet of pumpkin seeds1
#190paint bomb1
#265pair of bolt cutters9
#141pair of pearidot earrings1
#1215paperclip1
#19paperclip cape2
#98paperclip pants1
#141paperclip sproinger1
#90paperclip turban1
#516passable elf mask9
#144pawn cookie1
#207pear supersucker1
#892pearidot1
#181pebblebräu1
#434penguin focaccia bread31
#33peppermint parasol1
#59peppermint rhino baby1
#124peppermint sprout10
#1430pet rock4
#495petrified time1
#396petrified wood20
#1884phish stick2
#397picture of a dead guy's girlfriend2
#82pilgrim shield1
#100pine tar6
#524pink-frosted astral cupcake1
#636plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#754plastic passion fruit1
#95plastic pumpkin bucket1
🥇plastic vampire fangs1
#213plexiglass pants1
#211plexiglass pendant1
#328plexiglass pikestaff1
#213plexiglass pinky ring1
#288plexiglass pith helmet1
#180plexiglass pocketwatch1
#756pocketwatch on a chain4
#501pog #01 (spider)1
#483pog #02 (Knob goblin)1
#481pog #03 (warwelf)1
#482pog #04 (skleleton)1
#501pog #05 (ninja snowman)1
#488pog #06 (filthy hippy)1
#494pog #07 (orcish frat boy)1
#495pog #08 (hellion)1
#492pog #09 (pirate)1
#513pog #10 (hobo)1
#498pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)1
#622poison pen3
#1612pork elf goodies sack1
#937portable corkscrew6
#846portable photocopier3
#40potion of X-ray vision1
#48potion of animal rage1
#60potion of punctual companionship1
#55potion of the captain's hammer1
#69potion of the field gar1
#64potion of the litterbox1
#37pottery barn owl figurine1
#43pottery club1
#51pottery hat1
#42pottery shield1
#43pottery training pants1
#64pottery yo-yo1
#135poutine69
#92powdered toad horn3
#506press-on ribs2
#179puff of smoke1
#365purple-frosted astral cupcake3
#776quantum taco2
#283queen cookie1
#406radio button candy2
#866rag doll2
#123recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity1
#126recording of Chorale of Companionship1
#139recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad1
#121recording of Elron's Explosive Etude1
#108recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration1
#118recording of Prelude of Precision1
#144recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder1
#136red China marble2
#222red drunki-bear1
#994red gummi ingot1
#11red-hot medallion1
#697reverse-oscillating klystron3
#241ribbon candy4
#620roboduck-on-a-string2
#106robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.1
#104robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.1
#130robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.1
#114robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.1
#17robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.1
#119robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.2
#86robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.2
#170rockfish stomach1
#108rocky road ice cream1
#1354rogue swarmer43
#76rook cookie1
#1435sawblade fragment39
#103scissor duck1
#681servomechanical torsion facilitator3
#77set of jacks2
#146severed rocking horse head3
#61shadowy cat claw1
#302shard of double-ice1
#81shining halo1
#54shrapnel jelly donut1
#227silver shotgun shell1
#939skull-shaped Crimboween cookie2
#1097sleeping snowy owl1
#497sleeping stocking5
#92slightly peevedbow1
#16slightly thicker filthy rags1
#55slime stack2
#213slime-soaked brain1
#128slime-soaked hypophysis2
#583slow jam collection7
#58smashed danish1
#72smoking talon1
#120snapdragon pistil5
🥉snow belly1
#10snow hat1
🥉snow pants1
#586sock monkey4
#33solid asbestos box1
#31solid linoleum box1
#342sorority brain2
#317soy cordial2
#270space jam1
#70space jam toast1
#84spaghetti con calaveras1
#2624spooky eggnog2
#529spooky felt17
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#1561spooky length of string3
#374spooky sap23
#1157spooky stuffing3
#850spooky toy wheel5
#1505spooky wooden block2
#352square CRIMBCOOKIE4
#1799stainless steel scarf1
#2244stainless steel shillelagh1
#2140stainless steel skullcap1
#2248stainless steel slacks1
#1862stainless steel solitaire1
#1708stainless steel suspenders1
#105stapler bear1
#18steely marble2
#451strange cube2
#939strange shiny disc1
#225strawberry supersucker1
#918strawberyl1
#77strawberyl necklace1
#330string of Crimbo lights2
#1216string of blue beads9
#1746string of green beads4
#1838string of red beads3
#2786stuffed Baron von Ratsworth3
#410stuffed Hodgman1
#2922stuffed Meat2
#110stuffed carpenter2
#162stuffed caterpillar1
#117stuffed dodo2
#281stuffed doppelshifter53
#2682stuffed key1
#2884stuffed mink2
#3112stuffed monocle1
#207stuffed pocketwatch1
#80stuffed porpoise2
#2772stuffed teddy butler3
#2783stuffed tin of caviar3
#2529stuffed treasure chest2
#110stuffed walrus2
#639stuffing14
#1712sturdy Crimbo crate1
#776sub-molecular interocitor2
#269sucker bucket1
#256sucker hakama1
#219sucker kabuto1
#804sucker scaffold1
#787superheated fudge1
#38sweet nutcracker1
#1003teddy bear5
#269teddy bear sewing kit1
#1374teddy borg3
#575theoretical string21
#220third-hand nunchaku1
#509three-tiered wedding cake1
#279throwing bone2
#641throwing wrench7
#67thyme jelly donut1
#124time halo1
#41time helmet1
#140time sword1
#42time trousers1
#583tin cup of mulligan stew1
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#1258tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf6
#2777tiny plastic Axe Wound2
#2097tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth2
#775tiny plastic Beelzebozo6
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#1150tiny plastic Boss Bat4
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#8192tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2899tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#2055tiny plastic Felonia2
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#916tiny plastic G Imp8
#1488tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser5
#3875tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#1459tiny plastic Hellion5
#2164tiny plastic Iiti Kitty3
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#919tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter8
#2784tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl2
#2182tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist3
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#2118tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy3
#1450tiny plastic Protagonist5
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#1441tiny plastic Spam Witch5
#2745tiny plastic Spunky Princess2
#2057tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski2
#1520tiny plastic The Man3
#3927tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#3857tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#2205tiny plastic angry bugbear3
#4843tiny plastic angry goat3
#2193tiny plastic anime smiley3
#2161tiny plastic apathetic lizardman3
#2804tiny plastic astronomer2
#8250tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#4901tiny plastic barrrnacle3
#2163tiny plastic beanbat3
#4481tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#6188tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball2
#1781tiny plastic blooper4
#2218tiny plastic brainsweeper3
#2768tiny plastic briefcase bat2
#6131tiny plastic cocoabo2
#8221tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#2754tiny plastic cubist bull2
#4498tiny plastic disco bandit1
#1759tiny plastic drunk goat4
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#2138tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus3
#2830tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker2
#1791tiny plastic fluffy bunny4
#2152tiny plastic fruit golem3
#8152tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#6233tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick2
#6156tiny plastic ghuol whelp2
#2136tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers3
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#2165tiny plastic goth giant3
#6100tiny plastic grue2
#1720tiny plastic handsome mariachi4
#2707tiny plastic hermit2
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#6149tiny plastic howling balloon monkey2
#8069tiny plastic killer bee1
#2824tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box2
#8201tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8102tiny plastic levitating potato1
#1466tiny plastic lobsterfrogman5
#8112tiny plastic mosquito1
#1766tiny plastic ninja snowman4
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8101tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#3892tiny plastic scary clown1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#1783tiny plastic senile lihc4
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#3952tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#1431tiny plastic spiny skelelton5
#8225tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#6129tiny plastic stab bat2
#6167tiny plastic star starfish2
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#4038tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#127tiny plastic sword1
#845tiny plastic taco cat9
#3861tiny plastic topiary golem1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#2194tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni3
#1706tiny plastic warwelf4
#2701tiny plastic whitesnake2
#1767tiny plastic zmobie4
#265tisket1
#73toasted brie1
#86tobiko marble soda1
#90tobiko pocky1
#96tobiko-infused sake1
#266toe jam1
#58toe jam toast1
#1903tofurkey gravy3
#1885tofurkey leg3
#66too legit potion1
#1238top3
#909tourmalime1
#106tourmalime tourniquet1
#2400toy crazy train1
#899toy deathbot1
#1689toy jet pack2
#546toy maglev monorail2
#1564toy mercenary2
#1525toy ray gun3
#1190toy soldier1
#1271toy space helmet4
#892toy train2
#1821toy wheel1
#269traffic jam1
#60traffic jam toast1
#128transporter transponder11
#478tree skirt1
#1887tree-eating kite7
#1038tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#658triangular CRIMBCOOKIE3
#84trilobite candy mold2
#253tropical paperweight2
#680tropical wrapping paper2
#52trousers of the white knight1
#98ultrafondue1
#116unbearable light1
#394unearthed potsherd4
#1120unstable laser battery43
#1255vampire duck-on-a-string5
#566volcanic ash1
#600voodoo snuff1
#74walrus ice cream2
🥇wand of fudge control1
#102wasabi pocky1
#109wasabi-infused sake1
🥈washboard shield1
#151waterlogged crate1
#24wax lips1
#42wedge of gray cheese1
#458whisker pencil2
#37wild honey pie1
#91willowy bonnet1
#187willyweed1
#733wind-up meatcar3
#69wizard action figure1
#106wok lobster1
#395wooden block8
#509wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#78wristwatch of the white knight1
#229yellow drunki-bear1
#1013yellow gummi ingot1
#94yellow matter custard1
#408yo-yo76
#610zombie pineal gland8

Wow, that's 3,974 items total!

what items are this player missing?