| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #241 | Atomic Comic | 2 |
| #79 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 6 |
| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #432 | Bulky Buddy Box | 7 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1884 | Crimbuck | 60 |
| #954 | Drowsy Sword | 15 |
| #77 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 2 |
| #305 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #721 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #481 | LED block | 2 |
| #2016 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 8 |
| #1562 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #875 | Microplushie: Bropane | 2 |
| #509 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 5 |
| #624 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 4 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #828 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 3 |
| #722 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 7 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #677 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 4 |
| #736 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 7 |
| #832 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 2 |
| #809 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 3 |
| #486 | NPZR chemistry set | 4 |
| #1226 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #1721 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 3 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #134 | banana daiquiri | 2 |
| #86 | banana milkshake | 1 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #185 | banana smoothie | 4 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #435 | borg sock monkey | 4 |
| #4215 | box of sunshine | 12 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #924 | buckyball | 4 |
| #244 | bungle in the jungle | 4 |
| #737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #1038 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 8 |
| #1128 | candied yams | 7 |
| #85 | chaos popcorn | 3 |
| #219 | corrupted data | 89 |
| #317 | cranberry schnapps | 2 |
| #418 | cyborg doll | 4 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1418 | easter egg balloon | 17 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #885 | fancy dress ball | 11 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #617 | gyroscope | 4 |
| #1910 | handful of confetti | 18 |
| #1074 | heart of the volcano | 4 |
| #758 | herbal stuffing | 10 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #249 | intriguing puzzle box | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #204 | marionette collective | 4 |
| #145 | marshmallow flambé | 4 |
| #500 | mylar scout drone | 10 |
| #1041 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #1965 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #231 | obnoxious riddle | 2 |
| #1141 | obsidian dagger | 14 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #127 | pink glowstick | 14 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #949 | prehistoric spear | 3 |
| #769 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 10 |
| #609 | really dense meat stack | 10 |
| #884 | ridiculous cocktail | 4 |
| #338 | roboduck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #1522 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #165 | seal-brain elixir | 5 |
| #184 | sealhide seal doll | 7 |
| #185 | sinister altar fragment | 2 |
| #1416 | solid gold bowling ball | 7 |
| #318 | soy cordial | 2 |
| #1600 | spectre scepter | 15 |
| #258 | squirming egg sac | 51 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #206 | strange cube | 9 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #922 | tofurkey gravy | 9 |
| #931 | tofurkey leg | 9 |
| #1792 | toothsome rock | 3 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #268 | toy deathbot | 4 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #335 | toy maglev monorail | 4 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1723 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #1328 | tree-eating kite | 14 |
| #958 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #714 | vibrating cyborg knife | 9 |
| #934 | wheel | 3 |
| #11 | yellow glowstick | 31 |
| #1065 | yo | 7 |