| #789 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #241 | Atomic Comic | 2 |
| #80 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 6 |
| #2353 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #430 | Bulky Buddy Box | 7 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #792 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1884 | Crimbuck | 60 |
| #953 | Drowsy Sword | 15 |
| #76 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 2 |
| #306 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #1145 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #481 | LED block | 2 |
| #2016 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 8 |
| #1560 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #877 | Microplushie: Bropane | 2 |
| #515 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 5 |
| #628 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 4 |
| #750 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #832 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 3 |
| #726 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 7 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #682 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 4 |
| #740 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 7 |
| #836 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 2 |
| #813 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 3 |
| #486 | NPZR chemistry set | 4 |
| #1229 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #659 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #1739 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 3 |
| #751 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1145 | banana | 1 |
| #337 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #134 | banana daiquiri | 2 |
| #86 | banana milkshake | 1 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #185 | banana smoothie | 4 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #434 | borg sock monkey | 4 |
| #4216 | box of sunshine | 12 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #924 | buckyball | 4 |
| #245 | bungle in the jungle | 4 |
| #736 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #1040 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 8 |
| #1129 | candied yams | 7 |
| #85 | chaos popcorn | 3 |
| #219 | corrupted data | 89 |
| #316 | cranberry schnapps | 2 |
| #417 | cyborg doll | 4 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1419 | easter egg balloon | 17 |
| #1479 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #2195 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #885 | fancy dress ball | 11 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #617 | gyroscope | 4 |
| #1915 | handful of confetti | 18 |
| #1083 | heart of the volcano | 4 |
| #760 | herbal stuffing | 10 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #249 | intriguing puzzle box | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #204 | marionette collective | 4 |
| #144 | marshmallow flambé | 4 |
| #500 | mylar scout drone | 10 |
| #1042 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #231 | obnoxious riddle | 2 |
| #1138 | obsidian dagger | 14 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #127 | pink glowstick | 14 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #949 | prehistoric spear | 3 |
| #770 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 10 |
| #612 | really dense meat stack | 10 |
| #884 | ridiculous cocktail | 4 |
| #338 | roboduck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #1523 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #164 | seal-brain elixir | 5 |
| #184 | sealhide seal doll | 7 |
| #185 | sinister altar fragment | 2 |
| #1417 | solid gold bowling ball | 7 |
| #317 | soy cordial | 2 |
| #1606 | spectre scepter | 15 |
| #258 | squirming egg sac | 51 |
| #1028 | stick | 1 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #206 | strange cube | 9 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #924 | tofurkey gravy | 9 |
| #933 | tofurkey leg | 9 |
| #1791 | toothsome rock | 3 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #268 | toy deathbot | 4 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #335 | toy maglev monorail | 4 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #1328 | tree-eating kite | 14 |
| #961 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #713 | vibrating cyborg knife | 9 |
| #934 | wheel | 3 |
| #11 | yellow glowstick | 31 |
| #1065 | yo | 7 |