| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #573 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| #270 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 4 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1003 | Corpse Island iced tea | 4 |
| #1042 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 3 |
| #350 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #170 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #370 | Frosty's frosty mug | 4 |
| #202 | Hodgman's blanket | 7 |
| #134 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #356 | Kissin' Cousins | 3 |
| #239 | Let Me Be! | 6 |
| #126 | Maxing, Relaxing | 7 |
| #201 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 7 |
| #944 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 7 |
| #673 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #790 | Schrödinger's thermos | 6 |
| #629 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #279 | Tales from the Fireside | 4 |
| #600 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #152 | The Necbronomicon | 2 |
| #613 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #349 | anniversary gift box | 8 |
| #423 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 3 |
| #289 | antique bottle opener | 3 |
| #251 | antique painting of a landscape | 3 |
| #257 | antique pair of blue jeans | 3 |
| #607 | antique record album | 3 |
| #299 | antique souvenir drawing | 3 |
| #517 | banana | 8 |
| #248 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 5 |
| #1176 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 7 |
| #444 | candied yams | 21 |
| #886 | canteen of wine | 22 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #790 | corpse on the beach | 6 |
| #217 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #326 | corpsedriver | 15 |
| #701 | corpsetini | 7 |
| #94 | crystallized memory | 3 |
| #1520 | delicious salad | 4 |
| #1088 | elven limbos gingerbread | 8 |
| #977 | elven moonshine | 7 |
| #450 | elven suicide capsule | 32 |
| #926 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 6 |
| #306 | extra-greasy slider | 7 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #439 | filth-encrusted futon | 2 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #240 | frozen banquet | 10 |
| #121 | gauze hammock | 1 |
| #307 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #1884 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #910 | herbal stuffing | 8 |
| #2406 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #353 | jawbruiser | 7 |
| #201 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #971 | knuckle sandwich | 12 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #481 | oozenog | 7 |
| #242 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #1697 | rogue swarmer | 35 |
| #967 | sandwich of the gods | 7 |
| #1796 | sawblade fragment | 30 |
| #254 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #487 | stained mattress | 2 |
| #375 | strange cube | 3 |
| #330 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #144 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 8 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #770 | tofurkey gravy | 11 |
| #856 | tofurkey leg | 10 |
| #2030 | unstable laser battery | 25 |
| #226 | voodoo snuff | 7 |
| #2054 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |