| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #246 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #278 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #254 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #294 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #572 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| #270 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 4 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1010 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #288 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1005 | Corpse Island iced tea | 4 |
| #1045 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 3 |
| #350 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #210 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #168 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #369 | Frosty's frosty mug | 4 |
| #202 | Hodgman's blanket | 7 |
| #132 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #164 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #356 | Kissin' Cousins | 3 |
| #238 | Let Me Be! | 6 |
| #127 | Maxing, Relaxing | 7 |
| #200 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 7 |
| #945 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 7 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #788 | Schrödinger's thermos | 6 |
| #627 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #279 | Tales from the Fireside | 4 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #151 | The Necbronomicon | 2 |
| #613 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #348 | anniversary gift box | 8 |
| #424 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 3 |
| #291 | antique bottle opener | 3 |
| #251 | antique painting of a landscape | 3 |
| #257 | antique pair of blue jeans | 3 |
| #608 | antique record album | 3 |
| #298 | antique souvenir drawing | 3 |
| #519 | banana | 8 |
| #248 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 5 |
| #1177 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 7 |
| #442 | candied yams | 21 |
| #886 | canteen of wine | 22 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #790 | corpse on the beach | 6 |
| #218 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #326 | corpsedriver | 15 |
| #703 | corpsetini | 7 |
| #93 | crystallized memory | 3 |
| #1521 | delicious salad | 4 |
| #1089 | elven limbos gingerbread | 8 |
| #977 | elven moonshine | 7 |
| #450 | elven suicide capsule | 32 |
| #927 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 6 |
| #305 | extra-greasy slider | 7 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #439 | filth-encrusted futon | 2 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #241 | frozen banquet | 10 |
| #121 | gauze hammock | 1 |
| #307 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #1883 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #911 | herbal stuffing | 8 |
| #2408 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #353 | jawbruiser | 7 |
| #203 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #971 | knuckle sandwich | 12 |
| #1929 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #481 | oozenog | 7 |
| #242 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #1698 | rogue swarmer | 35 |
| #968 | sandwich of the gods | 7 |
| #1796 | sawblade fragment | 30 |
| #253 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #487 | stained mattress | 2 |
| #376 | strange cube | 3 |
| #331 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #294 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #144 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 8 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3915 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3068 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3966 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3914 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3998 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #769 | tofurkey gravy | 11 |
| #855 | tofurkey leg | 10 |
| #2030 | unstable laser battery | 25 |
| #227 | voodoo snuff | 7 |
| #2054 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |