| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #572 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| #269 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 4 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1002 | Corpse Island iced tea | 4 |
| #1040 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 3 |
| #351 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #370 | Frosty's frosty mug | 4 |
| #201 | Hodgman's blanket | 7 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #356 | Kissin' Cousins | 3 |
| #238 | Let Me Be! | 6 |
| #126 | Maxing, Relaxing | 7 |
| #202 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 7 |
| #942 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 7 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #788 | Schrödinger's thermos | 6 |
| #626 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #279 | Tales from the Fireside | 4 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #151 | The Necbronomicon | 2 |
| #611 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #700 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #350 | anniversary gift box | 8 |
| #421 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 3 |
| #289 | antique bottle opener | 3 |
| #251 | antique painting of a landscape | 3 |
| #257 | antique pair of blue jeans | 3 |
| #608 | antique record album | 3 |
| #298 | antique souvenir drawing | 3 |
| #518 | banana | 8 |
| #245 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 5 |
| #1173 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 7 |
| #443 | candied yams | 21 |
| #887 | canteen of wine | 22 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #788 | corpse on the beach | 6 |
| #216 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #325 | corpsedriver | 15 |
| #699 | corpsetini | 7 |
| #94 | crystallized memory | 3 |
| #1520 | delicious salad | 4 |
| #1088 | elven limbos gingerbread | 8 |
| #978 | elven moonshine | 7 |
| #449 | elven suicide capsule | 32 |
| #925 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 6 |
| #304 | extra-greasy slider | 7 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #439 | filth-encrusted futon | 2 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #240 | frozen banquet | 10 |
| #119 | gauze hammock | 1 |
| #309 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #909 | herbal stuffing | 8 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #353 | jawbruiser | 7 |
| #201 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #971 | knuckle sandwich | 12 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #481 | oozenog | 7 |
| #243 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #1698 | rogue swarmer | 35 |
| #965 | sandwich of the gods | 7 |
| #1796 | sawblade fragment | 30 |
| #252 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #486 | stained mattress | 2 |
| #375 | strange cube | 3 |
| #331 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #143 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 8 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #769 | tofurkey gravy | 11 |
| #853 | tofurkey leg | 10 |
| #2031 | unstable laser battery | 25 |
| #226 | voodoo snuff | 7 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |