Museum :: Spunky

Spunky

Rank	Item	Quantity
#639	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#774	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1437	1-ball	1
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#164	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	70
#1049	2-ball	2
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1456	3-ball	1
#541	30669 scroll	10
#214	33398 scroll	100
#933	334 scroll	1
#1473	4-ball	1
#140	4-d camera	1
#39	4-dimensional guitar	100
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1435	5-ball	1
#1425	6-ball	1
#263	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1485	7-ball	1
#2244	8-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#278	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#276	Alewife™ Ale	1
#415	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#2232	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#173	Angry Farmer candy	1,000
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#234	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#1134	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#1043	BGE merchandise order form	1
#566	BGE pocket calendar	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#503	BRICKO brick	1
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#451	BRICKO eye brick	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#612	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#4300	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#762	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#227	BitterSweetTarts	1
#414	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#774	Black No. 2	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#273	Blatantly Canadian	10
#909	Bling of the New Wave	1
#271	Blue Diamond of Honesty	2
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#2385	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#161	Boris's ring	10
#1168	Boss Bat bling	2
#1991	Boss Bat britches	3
#1742	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#479	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	11
#1504	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#460	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#1119	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1010	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#530	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#2314	CRIMBCO scrip	1
#2427	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#2423	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#446	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#288	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#1733	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1154	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1487	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#244	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2409	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#2465	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#864	Cold Hots candy	3
#265	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1852	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#1354	Crimbo candied pecan	1
#1382	Crimbo fudge	1
#1369	Crimbo peppermint bark	1
#755	Crimbo pie	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2384	Crimbuck	11
#511	Crown of the Goblin King	49
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#445	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#2663	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#313	Divine	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#428	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#378	Dolphin King's crown	12
#516	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	10
#176	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	20
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#2741	Drowsy Sword	1
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#595	Dyspepsi-Cola	100
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#1789	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#493	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#291	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#232	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#197	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#298	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#285	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#2385	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#500	Elfin shortbread	1
#85	Ellsbury's journal	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#141	Ent cider	100
#120	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#168	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#214	Frogade	1
#180	GOTO	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#283	Game Grid ticket	1
#264	Game Grid token	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#478	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	5
#187	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#790	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#727	Gnollish plunger	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#678	Gnollish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#1014	Goodfella contract	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#1442	Green Clover of Justice	1
#71	Gummi-DNA	30
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#132	Hatorade	1
#249	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#1149	Heimandatz's heart	1
#154	Hell broth	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#680	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#291	Imp Ale	700
#1203	Instant Karma	1
#1676	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#34	Jawmaster 2000™	1
#1287	Jocko Homo's head	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#692	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#534	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	11
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#212	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#820	Knob Goblin elite helm	2
#997	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#416	Knob Goblin elite shirt	13
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#1207	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#376	Knob Goblin harem pants	10
#354	Knob Goblin harem veil	10
#165	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#741	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#573	Knob Goblin scimitar	10
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#164	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#149	Knob jelly donut	1
#461	Knob mushroom	10
#239	Knob nuts	1
#349	Knob sausage	10
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#194	Knob stroganoff	1
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#597	Knoll mushroom	10
#492	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#815	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#457	Lars the Cyberian	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#145	Lobster qua Grill	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#1830	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	10
#600	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	8
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#1201	M-242	1
#216	MSG	1
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1759	Mad Train wine	1
#308	Mae West	1
#401	Manetwich	1
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#849	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#696	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#22	Meat detector	15
#131	Meat maid	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#702	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#173	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#175	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#163	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#398	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	100
#1332	Mob Penguin cellular phone	7
#988	Mohawk wig	1
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#1001	Mountain Stream soda	1
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#1065	Mr. Mediocrebar	41
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#158	ND	1
#374	NG	1
#283	Nardz energy beverage	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#288	Neuromancer	1
#529	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#99	Northern pemmican	1
#742	Now and Earlier	1
#509	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#1271	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#845	Orcish baseball cap	1
#794	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#610	Penultimate Fantasy chest	10
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#196	Piddles	1
#781	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#942	Ram's Face Lager	1
#208	Red Pill	2
#423	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#1248	Rock Pops	33
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#2542	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#1049	Schrödinger's thermos	1
#1319	Senior Mints	1
#974	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#122	Skullhead's Screw	1
#619	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#232	Spam Witch sammich	200
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#121	Staff of the Soupbone	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#737	Supernova Champagne	1
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#170	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	500
#598	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#685	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#659	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	2
#73	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#1038	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#290	Tiger-lily's milk	1
#563	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#938	Travels with Jerry	1
#230	Trollhouse cookies	200
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#756	Typical Tavern swill	1
#328	Ultrasoldier Serum	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#710	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#2407	Valentine	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#916	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#79	WA	10
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#431	Warm Subject gift certificate	100
#167	Wax Flask	1
#479	White Citadel burger	1
#432	White Citadel fries	1
#106	White Hyborian	1
#487	Wint-O-Fresh mint	24
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#1613	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#406	Yummy Tummy bean	500
#1172	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#916	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#365	a butt tuba	1
#707	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#336	abandoned candy	1
#208	abominable blubber	1
#186	abominable snowcone	100
#503	accidental cider	1
#343	acid-squirting flower	10
#360	acoustic guitarrr	10
#822	adder bladder	1
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#137	aerated diving helmet	1
#706	all-purpose cleaner	1
#129	all-purpose flower	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#624	alphabet gum	1
#127	amber aviator shades	1
#171	amulet of extreme plot significance	100
#378	ancient Magi-Wipes	10
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#357	ancient protein powder	10
#533	ancient spice	1
#252	ancient stone fist	1
#232	ancient stone head	1
#58	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#143	anemone nematocyst	1
#53	angel-food cake	1
#680	anniversary balloon	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#296	annoying pitchfork	10
#630	ant agonist	1
#35	ant antidepressant	1
#272	ant hoe	1
#254	ant pick	1
#254	ant pitchfork	1
#285	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#1062	anticheese	1
#736	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#626	antique bottle opener	1
#109	antique greaves	100
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#109	antique helmet	100
#497	antique packet of ketchup	1
#535	antique painting of a landscape	1
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#931	antique record album	1
#111	antique shield	100
#587	antique souvenir drawing	1
#116	antique spear	100
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#485	armgun	1
#489	around the world	1
#247	arrowgram	1
#856	arrrgyle socks	1
#433	asbestos apron	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#174	asbestos crossbow string	1
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#73	asbestos meat stack	1
#547	asbestos ore	10
#387	asbestos staff	1
#172	asbestos stick	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#177	asbestos sword hilt	1
#1081	asparagus knife	1
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#125	asparagus stir-fry	1
#769	aspirin	1
#221	asshat	10
#1192	astral mushroom	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#628	awful poetry journal	100
#358	bätzle	1
#1547	baby killer bee	2
#183	babycakes	1
#2451	baconstone	1
#239	baconstone bracelet	2
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#1197	badass belt	46
#952	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#753	bag of lard	1
#133	bag of many confections	1
#1216	baggie of powdered sugar	1
#430	balaclava	1
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#2044	ball	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#1030	balloon monkey	1
#105	balloon shield	1
#312	balloon sword	1
#630	ballroom blintz	1
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#1147	banana	1
#339	banana cream pie	1
#222	banana daiquiri	1
#88	banana milkshake	1
#655	banana peel	1
#389	banana smoothie	1
#208	banana spritzer	1
#218	banjo strings	1
#634	bar skin	10
#90	barbed-wire fence	100
#307	bargain flash powder	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#2130	barrrnacle	1
#73	barskin buckler	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#186	barskin tent	1
#49	bartender skull	1
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#67	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
#900	baseball	1
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#98	basic meat fez	1
#59	basic meat foon	1
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#100	basic meat kilt	1
#129	basic meat pants	1
#86	basic meat skirt	1
#151	basic meat spork	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#144	basic meat sword	1
#177	bat guano	100
#231	bat haggis	1
#89	bat hat	1
#77	bat whip	1
#183	bat wing	100
#216	bat wing kabob	1
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#1914	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#784	batblade	1
#297	batgut	100
#1663	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#398	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#682	beach glass bead	1
#288	beach glass necklace	1
#267	bean burrito	1
#88	beanbag chair	10
#643	bed of coals	1
#233	beefy fish meat	1
#138	beer basted brat	1
#287	beer bomb	100
#253	beer bong	10
#172	beer cartilage	1
#73	beer goggles	10
#340	beer helmet	10
#50	beer lens	100
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#329	beer-scented teddy bear	1
#208	beer-soaked mop	1
#788	beertini	1
#416	begpwnia	1
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#1067	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#243	bellhop bell	1
#88	berry-infused sake	1
#348	big bad voodoo mask	1
#395	big bass drum	1
#382	big boom	1
#146	big glob of skin	1
#1006	big red clown nose	1
#169	big rock	10
#210	big stick	1
#76	big stirring stick	1
#117	bigger stick	1
#802	bilge wine	1
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#701	bindlestocking	1
#378	bird rib	1
#93	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	1
#1496	bit of clingfilm	1
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#589	black & tan	1
#89	black belt	1
#203	black cherry soda	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#189	black facepaint	1
#669	black forest cake	1
#552	black forest ham	1
#694	black greaves	1
#695	black helmet	1
#390	black kettle drum	1
#132	black lotus	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#610	black pension check	1
#577	black pepper	1
#462	black picnic basket	1
#259	black pixel	100
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#634	black pudding	1
#194	black sheepskin diploma	1
#667	black shield	1
#852	black snake skin	1
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#727	black sword	1
#893	blackberry	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#143	blackberry galoshes	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#152	blackberry polite	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#159	blended frozen swill	1
#3305	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1655	blood flower	1
#290	blood of the Wereseal	1
#318	blood-faced volleyball	1
#1034	bloody beer	1
#964	bloody clown pants	1
#621	bloody mary	1
#827	blue class ring	1
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#485	blue pixel	100
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#877	blue snowcone	1
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#84	blue suede shoes	1
#125	blue velvet cake	1
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#243	boilermaker	1
#36	bone and arrows	1
#301	bone aperitif	1
#945	bone chips	1
#213	bone collar	1
#52	bone crusher	1
#428	bone flute	1
#277	bone meal	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#53	bonerang	1
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#355	yak skin	1
#118	yak whip	1
#109	yakskin buckler	1
#80	yakskin kilt	1
#55	yakskin pants	2
#63	yakskin skirt	1
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#337	yellow brick road	1
#1378	yellow candy heart	1
#95	yellow matter custard	1
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#2818	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#1329	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2115	yellow snowcone	1
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#660	yeti fur	100
🥇	yield shield	1
#1348	yo-yo	10
#606	yohohoyo	1
#201	yummy death watch beetle	1
#148	zmobie	1
#1201	zombie pineal gland	3

Wow, that's 27,689 items total!

what items are this player missing?