Museum :: Edgy

Edgy

Rank	Item	Quantity
#75	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	11
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#86	Amulet of Yendor	226
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#142	Atomic Comic	3
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#898	BGE shotglass	6
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#110	BRAINS shorts	12
#215	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	12
#67	Blood Light	50
#122	Bone's Farm "wine"	14
#1503	Bulky Buddy Box	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#851	CRIMBCO mug	11
#677	CRIMBCO wine	11
#1224	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#786	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#673	Crimbo Credit	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#361	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#12	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	6
#19	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	6
#14	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	6
#195	Crimbot battery	4
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#288	DNOTC Box	1
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#271	Ecto-Cooler	4
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#17	FDKOL hotcakes	501
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#62	Frown Exerciser	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#196	Go-Wassail	100
#295	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	12
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#76	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	11
#43	Inndya trading card	3
#714	Instant Karma	5
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#26	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	5
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#122	LED block	11
🥇	LWA ring	1
#138	Lars the Cyberian	3
#43	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1,368
#34	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	191
#65	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	33
#90	Microplushie: Bropane	138
#87	Microplushie: Dorkonide	47
#78	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	68
#69	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	36
#99	Microplushie: Gothochondria	99
#84	Microplushie: Hippylase	163
#68	Microplushie: Hipsterine	18
#88	Microplushie: Hobomosome	78
#82	Microplushie: Otakulone	184
#67	Microplushie: Raverdrine	107
#86	Microplushie: Sororitrate	126
#17	Mini-Crimbot crate	5
#89	Morbidda trading card	2
#39	Mr. Haggis	107
#219	NPZR chemistry set	22
#45	Nayztameetjoo trading card	3
#36	Nightstalker perfume	62
#22	Order of the Silver Wossname	27
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#128	Red Pill	3
#766	Red Rover BB gun	1
#204	Roo trading card	1
#125	Schrödinger's thermos	220
#208	Silver Bullet beer	12
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#239	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	61
#215	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	73
#253	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	58
#322	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	10
#85	The Art of Slapfighting	11
#180	The Cooler Out of Space	17
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#443	The Joy of Wassailing	7
#152	The Necbronomicon	2
🥈	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
#208	The Snake trading card	1
#33	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	202
#45	Thorny Toad trading card	3
#275	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	2
#312	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	1
#38	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	20
#135	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	100
#94	Uncle Romulus	11
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#53	Uranium Omega of Temperance	4
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#142	Wolfman Nardz	11
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#175	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	11
#46	actual reality goggles	113
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#41	airblaster gun	173
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#1018	ammonite fossil	1
#130	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	11
#149	antique bottle opener	6
#142	antique painting of a landscape	6
#72	antique pair of blue jeans	10
#242	antique record album	11
#57	antique souvenir drawing	11
#30	augmented-reality shades	26
#144	bag of airline peanuts	178
#819	banana-frosted king cake	2
#808	bananagate	3
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#925	bath ball gift set	4
#464	battered Crimbo Crate	23
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#67	bejeweled cufflinks	57
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#977	belemnite fossil	1
#282	bindlestocking	10
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#55	bite-me-red lipstick	258
#67	black candy heart	220
#258	black spot	3
#43	black-and-blue light	1,279
#75	blank diary	2
#518	blind-packed capsule toy	1
#36	blob of Alphredo™	11
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#41	blue plasma ball	1,288
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#459	blueberry-frosted king cake	2
#67	boiling seal blood	11
#36	bone and arrows	1
#301	bone aperitif	1
#52	bone crusher	1
#277	bone meal	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#53	bonerang	1
#58	boning knife	1
#179	borg sock monkey	11
#59	bottle of Blank-Out	257
#116	bottle of bubbles	100
#408	bottle of fire	1
#3385	box of sunshine	21
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#589	brine	32
#296	bubble-wrap simulator	1
#348	buckyball	14
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#147	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	4
#801	can of Binarrrca	10
#1100	can of CRIMBCOLA	4
#570	candied bolts	3
#127	candied nuts	7
#1062	candy kneecapping stick	3
#1029	candy knuckles	3
#886	canteen of wine	22
#142	cement sandals	6
#1344	cheap elven gloves	1
#39	cheap studded belt	1,320
#17	choco-Crimbot	401
#189	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	11
#633	chocolate-frosted king cake	2
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#394	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#83	clown hammer	261
#112	club necklace	37
#47	cold seal sweat	33
#32	confusing LED clock	368
🥉	control crystal	1
#98	corrupted data	238
#40	crystalline seal eye	1
#94	crystallized memory	3
#111	cursed scrunchie	11
#165	cyborg doll	11
#126	cyborg stompin' boot	11
#314	cylindrical mold	1
#64	cymbal syrup	216
#22	d10	2,037
#13	d20	2,016
#86	defective skull	245
#1369	delicious salad	6
#385	deluxe fax machine	1
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#98	designer handbag	23
#112	diamond necklace	36
#621	dill	64
#36	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	37
#66	disco horoscope (Aries)	22
#57	disco horoscope (Cancer)	25
#41	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	33
#44	disco horoscope (Gemini)	29
#57	disco horoscope (Leo)	25
#50	disco horoscope (Libra)	28
#52	disco horoscope (Pisces)	26
#45	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	30
#45	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	32
#56	disco horoscope (Taurus)	24
#52	disco horoscope (Virgo)	25
#45	discocktail	177
#625	dollhive	11
#38	drop of water-37	449
#49	drum of pomade	23
#207	dusty Crimbo crate	45
#62	electronic dulcimer pants	1
#252	elven limbos gingerbread	53
#564	elven cellocello	29
#537	elven moonshine	19
#1396	elven socks	1
#300	elven suicide capsule	38
#164	empty agua de vida bottle	1,204
#44	enchanted fire extinguisher	1
#80	encoder ring	218
🥈	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	1
#90	explosion-flavored chewing gum	250
#36	extra-see-thru nightie	14
#48	extremely skinny jeans	16
#84	fake fake vomit	297
#166	fake hand	157
#229	fancy canapés	2
#410	fancy chocolate car	7
#52	fancy opera glasses	65
#1427	festive holiday hat	1
#99	fiery wing	100
#39	fire axe	1
#82	fireman's helmet	1
#30	fitness wristband	26
#271	flask of mining oil	1
#336	flask of tainted mining oil	1
#34	flavored foot massage oil	1,311
#22	floaty gravel	5
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#12	floaty pebbles	25
#90	floaty rock	1
#6	floaty rock helmet	1
#6	floaty rock necklace	1
#6	floaty rock pants	1
#58	floaty sand	370
#143	fluid of fudge-finding	1
#34	foam dart	1,353
#55	foetid seal tear	66
#378	fossilized baboon skull	1
#329	fossilized bat skull	1
#312	fossilized demon skull	1
#767	fossilized limb	1
#405	fossilized serpent skull	1
#701	fossilized spike	1
#563	fossilized spine	1
#710	fossilized torso	1
#696	fossilized wing	1
#371	fossilized wyrm skull	1
#59	freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	8
#740	frigid fudgepuck	1
#380	fudge bunny	1
#197	fudge cube	1
#729	fudge lily	2
#62	fudge pocket square	1
#258	fudge spork	1
#1416	fudgecule	1
#179	fudgecycle	1
#219	fudgesicle	1
#37	gamma nog	75
#113	garish pinky ring	35
#718	ghost cucumber	61
#103	ghost protocol	7
#64	ghostly body paint	60
#90	giant designer sunglasses	44
#130	giant glass of brandy	4
#136	giant green gummi bear	1
#1593	giant pinky ring	5
#134	giant red gummi bear	1
#132	giant yellow gummi bear	1
#608	gingerbread house	1
#411	gingerbread mutant bugbear	9
#634	gingerbread robot	2
#224	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#2425	golden ring	11
#70	grape troll doll	1
#1386	gray bow tie	1
#241	green drunki-bear	1
#1010	green gummi ingot	1
#171	gummi ammonite	1
#165	gummi belemnite	1
#68	gummi bowtie	1
#197	gummi canary	1
#201	gummi salamander	1
#241	gummi snake	1
#170	gummi trilobite	1
#257	gyroscope	11
#32	haggis socks	204
#31	haggis-infused soap	362
#34	haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	227
#44	handful of crafty noodles	10
#127	handful of numbers	3
🥇	hazardous sauce dosimeter	1
#200	heart necklace	27
#264	herringcello	39
#56	hi-octane carrot juice	1
#867	holiday cheese log	1
#160	holiday log	1
#27	home robotics kit	212
#115	hot egg	2
#916	iGoogly	11
#314	immense cyborg hand	10
#138	intriguing puzzle box	3
#691	invisible bag	1
#2407	irradiated candy cane	2
#1453	jawbruiser	2
#93	jazz soap	239
#221	jerky coins	100
#41	jingle bell	1
#107	joybuzzer	216
#2197	killing feather	11
#759	kumquartz	3
#2060	laser-broiled pear	11
#45	leather aviator's cap	1
#178	leftover Crimbo rations	1
#420	licorice garrote	5
#661	licorice root	1
#291	live lobster	1
#219	live wire	4
#71	lollipop cufflinks	1
#988	lollipop stick	1
#128	magical ice cube with a fly in it	189
#188	magicberry tablets	1
#34	magnetic sculpture kit	102
#51	marionette collective	11
#145	miniature antlers	1
#108	misfit dolly	1
#107	misfit hobby horse	1
#109	misfit teddy bear	1
#101	molten brick	137
#1227	monomolecular yo-yo	11
#71	mood ring	200
#395	motivational poster	11
#158	mulled cider	11
#507	mummy costume	11
#37	musty moccasins	1
#433	mylar scout drone	11
#3075	nanite-infested candy cane	2
#1415	nanite-infested eggnog	4
#833	nanite-infested fruitcake	6
#3424	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	1
#463	nanofiber cloth	11
#91	necrotizing body spray	84
#29	neutron lollipop	75
#152	night-vision goggles	9
#417	nugget of Crimbonium	1
#676	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#125	obnoxious riddle	3
#46	old school calculator watch	159
🥇	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	1
#2436	oozenog	1
#410	oversized fish scaler	10
#275	pack of KWE trading card	11
#236	pack of pogs	80
#131	pair of bolt cutters	13
#141	pair of pearidot earrings	1
#319	pair of ragged claws	1
#215	paperclip	227
#102	paperclip cape	1
#98	paperclip pants	1
#141	paperclip sproinger	1
#90	paperclip turban	1
#100	paperclip-on tie	1
#363	parasitic claw	1
#227	parasitic headgnawer	1
#233	parasitic strangleworm	1
#190	parasitic tentacles	1
#222	passable elf mask	14
#1303	patent leather shoes	1
#746	pearidot	3
#181	pebblebräu	1
#156	penguin focaccia bread	50
#1465	penguin thesaurus	1
#291	peppermint tailings	27
#102	personal massager	390
#41	personalized coffee mug	1,330
#90	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	232
#94	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	234
#107	petit 4.1	6
#636	petrified wood	11
#283	pig-iron shinguards	1
#164	pile of useless robot parts	6
#636	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#170	pocketwatch on a chain	12
#501	pog #01 (spider)	1
#483	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	1
#481	pog #03 (warwelf)	1
#482	pog #04 (skleleton)	1
#501	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	1
#488	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	1
#494	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	1
#495	pog #08 (hellion)	1
#492	pog #09 (pirate)	1
#513	pog #10 (hobo)	1
#498	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	1
#336	poison pen	5
#202	polyalloy shield	11
#512	portable photocopier	11
#602	powdered candy sushi set	3
#58	press-on ribs	97
#539	pumpkinhead mask	11
#5	puzzling ribbon	2
#145	quantum taco	220
#35	record of infuriating silence	1
#25	record of menacing silence	1
#28	record of tranquil silence	1
#222	red drunki-bear	1
#994	red gummi ingot	1
#649	red-and-green sweater	1
#403	ribbon candy	1
#58	ridiculous belt	1
#147	ridiculous cocktail	11
#72	ridiculous earring	1
#136	ridiculous sandwich	11
#65	ridiculous sunglasses	1
#111	roboduck-on-a-string	11
#1410	robotronic egg	11
#108	rocky road ice cream	1
#2392	rogue swarmer	11
#133	rubber WWBD? bracelet	35
#162	rubber WWJD? bracelet	31
#158	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	31
#103	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	39
#114	rubber emo roe	225
🥇	rxr shield	1
#2318	sawblade fragment	11
#8	scabrous seal epaulets	1
#103	scissor duck	1
🥇	seal medal	1
#368	shimmering rainbow sand	1
🥈	skull capacitor	31
#434	sleeping stocking	6
#13	slow jam collection	151
#32	smart watch	26
#47	smoking grass	1,335
#118	sorority brain	13
#41	soul coin	1
#182	soul doorbell	1
#32	soul knife	1
#35	soul mask	1
🥈	soul monocle	1
#270	space jam	1
#70	space jam toast	1
#226	spade necklace	24
🥈	speed limit shield	1
#40	spirit bed	2
#192	spirit blanket	1
#187	spirit gum	11
#198	spirit mattress	1
#139	spirit pillow	2
#136	spirit sheet	2
#638	spooky bark	11
#663	spooky sap	11
#48	spoonful of Linguine-Os	10
#1103	square CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#83	squirming egg sac	176
#105	stapler bear	1
#76	stick of "gum"	22
#32	stick-on eyebrow piercing	1,342
#151	strange cube	11
#760	strawberyl	3
#599	string of Crimbo lights	1
#21	studded sealhide shield	1
#138	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	220
#165	stuffed Cheshire bitten	169
#174	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	164
#188	stuffed Meat	190
#204	stuffed angry cow	160
#185	stuffed astral badger	168
#227	stuffed baby gravy fairy	151
#173	stuffed cocoabo	171
#1875	stuffed crazy bastard sword	1
#182	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	172
#236	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	145
#1263	stuffed gray blob	11
#195	stuffed hand turkey	162
#91	stuffed key	396
#1967	stuffed martini	1
#199	stuffed mind flayer	155
#160	stuffed mink	213
#163	stuffed monocle	210
#174	stuffed scary death orb	181
#183	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	172
#179	stuffed snowy owl	170
#173	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	176
#137	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	193
#191	stuffed teddy butler	188
#171	stuffed tin of caviar	205
#86	stuffed treasure chest	421
#184	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	163
#588	sturdy Crimbo crate	23
#269	sucker bucket	1
#256	sucker hakama	1
#219	sucker kabuto	1
#804	sucker scaffold	1
#278	sucker tachi	1
#657	superheated fudge	2
#244	sweet mochi ball	10
#242	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#543	synthetic stuffing	11
#72	tangled mass of creepy pasta	7
#468	tattered paper crown	2
#697	teddy borg	11
#804	theoretical string	11
#96	thermos of brew	5
#83	throwing bone	13
#297	throwing wrench	11
#938	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	1
#957	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	1
#938	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	1
#611	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	1
#929	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	1
#601	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	1
#632	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	1
#931	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	1
#929	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	1
#613	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	1
#934	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	1
#946	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	1
#565	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	1
#591	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	1
#941	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	1
#939	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	1
#563	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	1
#592	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	1
#586	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	1
#953	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	1
#928	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	1
#554	tiny die-cast golden ring	1
#568	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	1
#550	tiny die-cast killing bird	1
#949	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	1
#951	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	1
#581	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	1
#940	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	1
#552	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	1
#566	tiny die-cast turtle mech	1
#650	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#2177	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	3
#990	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	3
#2119	tiny plastic Axe Wound	3
#1512	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	3
#890	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	2
#472	tiny plastic Beebee King	5
#3177	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#2195	tiny plastic Black Knight	3
#2068	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	2
#2048	tiny plastic Boss Bat	2
#796	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#591	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	7
#3995	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	4
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#694	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	3
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#4232	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#86	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#944	tiny plastic Father McGruber	3
#3121	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#1752	tiny plastic G Imp	4
#174	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#88	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#2172	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	3
#2789	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	2
#611	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	7
#2171	tiny plastic Hellion	3
#2827	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	2
#786	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	1
#168	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#2196	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	3
#1770	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	4
#3911	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#1454	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	5
#778	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#654	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	6
#2765	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	2
#2184	tiny plastic Protagonist	3
#1139	tiny plastic Queen Bee	1
#772	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#764	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	5
#2122	tiny plastic Spam Witch	3
#1747	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	4
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#804	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	6
#1520	tiny plastic The Man	3
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#2151	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	3
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#685	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	3
#2159	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	3
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#2626	tiny plastic accordion thief	2
#110	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#2205	tiny plastic angry bugbear	3
#4843	tiny plastic angry goat	3
#761	tiny plastic angry space marine	5
#2193	tiny plastic anime smiley	3
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#2161	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	3
#1742	tiny plastic astronomer	4
#6168	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	2
#8128	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#750	tiny plastic batbugbear	5
#1452	tiny plastic beanbat	5
#742	tiny plastic bee swarm	5
#652	tiny plastic beebee gunners	6
#1121	tiny plastic beebee queue	2
#4481	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#589	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	7
#1328	tiny plastic blazing bat	1
#4841	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	3
#3924	tiny plastic blooper	1
#1078	tiny plastic brainsweeper	7
#3908	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#497	tiny plastic bugaboo	9
#677	tiny plastic buzzerker	6
#667	tiny plastic cavebugbear	6
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#4874	tiny plastic cocoabo	3
#8221	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#657	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	7
#2754	tiny plastic cubist bull	2
#1779	tiny plastic demoninja	4
#4498	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#2160	tiny plastic drunk goat	3
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#3844	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#2830	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	2
#868	tiny plastic fire servant	2
#2184	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	3
#71	tiny plastic four-shadowed mime	1
#1714	tiny plastic fruit golem	4
#3989	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	4
#3966	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	4
#8093	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#1433	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	5
#2790	tiny plastic goth giant	2
#6100	tiny plastic grue	2
#1720	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	4
#2707	tiny plastic hermit	2
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#4854	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	3
#964	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	3
#8069	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#2185	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	3
#8201	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8102	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#2172	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	3
#983	tiny plastic moneybee	3
#8112	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#851	tiny plastic mumblebee	4
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#1766	tiny plastic ninja snowman	4
#710	tiny plastic peacannon	3
#1814	tiny plastic sauceror	3
#2177	tiny plastic scary clown	3
#2610	tiny plastic seal clubber	2
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#2784	tiny plastic senile lihc	2
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#2817	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	2
#696	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	3
#2765	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	2
#6201	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	2
#2194	tiny plastic spooky vampire	3
#6129	tiny plastic stab bat	2
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#2147	tiny plastic taco cat	3
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#684	tiny plastic the Free Man	3
#2767	tiny plastic topiary golem	2
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#3842	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#2764	tiny plastic warwelf	2
#1436	tiny plastic whitesnake	5
#3847	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#266	toe jam	1
#58	toe jam toast	1
#757	tourmalime	3
#24	toy Crimbot mega face	2
#24	toy Crimbot power glove	2
#21	toy Crimbot rocket legs	2
#21	toy Crimbot super fist	2
#78	toy deathbot	12
#814	toy hoverpad	11
#96	toy maglev monorail	11
#269	traffic jam	1
#60	traffic jam toast	1
#658	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#139	trilobite candy mold	1
#923	trilobite fossil	1
#496	unstable DNA	104
#2500	unstable laser battery	11
#506	vanilla-frosted king cake	2
#443	vibrating cyborg knife	11
#652	vinegar	58
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#759	wad of cotton	2
#121	whisker pencil	74
#100	whoopie cushion	223
#126	wind-up Whatsian robot	2
#109	wind-up chattering teeth	217
#110	wind-up meatcar	100
#164	wind-up owl	1
#166	wind-up vampire teeth	1
#615	witch hat	1
#531	wolfman mask	11
#82	x-ray specs	245
#229	yellow drunki-bear	1
#1013	yellow gummi ingot	1
#126	yellow snowcone	208
🥇	yield shield	1

Wow, that's 39,536 items total!

what items are this player missing?