| #859 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 2 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #157 | Ancient Protector Soda | 1 |
| #154 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #634 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 2 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #744 | CRIMBCO scrip | 160 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1030 | Crimbo candied pecan | 5 |
| #1270 | Crimbo fudge | 2 |
| #1095 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 4 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #141 | Lobos Mints | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #914 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 2 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #885 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 2 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #250 | Mr. Haggis | 1 |
| #2548 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #253 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #152 | Sogg-Os | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #622 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 10 |
| #168 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #334 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 4 |
| #646 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 7 |
| #1417 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #810 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 2 |
| #1477 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 5 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #615 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 11 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #296 | Workytime Tea | 8 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #547 | ammonite fossil | 7 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #142 | anemone nematocyst | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #179 | attorney's badge | 1 |
| #380 | bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #755 | bananagate | 4 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #564 | belemnite fossil | 6 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #185 | blank fudge mold | 2 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #491 | bottle of bubbles | 12 |
| #105 | bottle of fire | 176 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #19 | bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #99 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #223 | bunny liver | 37 |
| #1437 | can of Binarrrca | 3 |
| #737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #435 | candied bolts | 4 |
| #287 | candied nuts | 5 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #210 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #252 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #118 | cigar box turtle | 4 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #198 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #40 | crystalline seal eye | 1 |
| #200 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #205 | death blossom | 1 |
| #237 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 2 |
| #211 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 3 |
| #261 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 1 |
| #220 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 3 |
| #275 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 1 |
| #212 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 3 |
| #333 | drop of water-37 | 10 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #379 | dull fish scale | 4 |
| #920 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 2 |
| #881 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 3 |
| #746 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 6 |
| #764 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 6 |
| #878 | dusty bottle of Port | 3 |
| #902 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 2 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #49 | elderly jawbreaker | 9 |
| #427 | electrical thingamabob | 4 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #531 | ferret bait | 4 |
| #132 | fiery wing | 65 |
| #1798 | filthy lucre | 3 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #368 | frigid fudgepuck | 7 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #727 | fudge lily | 2 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #539 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #570 | fuzzy busby | 2 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #477 | fuzzy earmuffs | 2 |
| #493 | fuzzy montera | 2 |
| #493 | ghost of a necklace | 2 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #130 | giant marshmallow | 3 |
| #110 | gingerbread robot | 6 |
| #164 | giraffe-necked turtle | 1 |
| #286 | glob of green slime | 1 |
| #144 | gnatwing earring | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #637 | green gummi ingot | 24 |
| #971 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #239 | guard turtle collar | 2 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #67 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #1211 | handful of confetti | 33 |
| #567 | handful of sand | 11 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #159 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #180 | honey stick | 1 |
| #272 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #140 | irradiated turtle | 3 |
| #139 | ivory cue ball | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #759 | kumquartz | 3 |
| #202 | leaf of grass | 1 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #96 | logging hatchet | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #587 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #476 | marshmallow | 23 |
| #126 | mocking turtle | 4 |
| #468 | mojo filter | 1 |
| #409 | molten brick | 3 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #144 | musk turtle | 1 |
| #676 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #119 | office-supply crossbow | 1 |
| #1437 | old sweatpants | 13 |
| #191 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #69 | palm-frond capris | 2 |
| #88 | palm-frond whip | 2 |
| #974 | paperclip | 7 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #51 | paperclip sproinger | 4 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #814 | pearidot | 2 |
| #613 | petit 4.1 | 2 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #205 | philosopher's scone | 5 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #738 | piece of wedding cake | 4 |
| #998 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #102 | pipe wrench | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #209 | pog #01 (spider) | 5 |
| #210 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 5 |
| #168 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 6 |
| #247 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 4 |
| #178 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 6 |
| #322 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 3 |
| #267 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 4 |
| #403 | pog #08 (hellion) | 2 |
| #168 | pog #09 (pirate) | 7 |
| #229 | pog #10 (hobo) | 5 |
| #260 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 4 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #1377 | pretty flower | 7 |
| #621 | red gummi ingot | 25 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #927 | roasted marshmallow | 13 |
| #637 | roll of toilet paper | 111 |
| #747 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #134 | silver salt-shaker | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #455 | smoking grass | 8 |
| #149 | snailmail bits | 1 |
| #34 | snailmail coif | 1 |
| #120 | soup turtle | 1 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1029 | spectre scepter | 30 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #233 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #248 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #570 | strange cube | 1 |
| #707 | strawberyl | 4 |
| #997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #801 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #148 | sugar shorts | 1 |
| #423 | superheated fudge | 7 |
| #734 | sweet mochi ball | 6 |
| #242 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #591 | tourmalime | 7 |
| #410 | towel | 24 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #668 | trilobite fossil | 4 |
| #468 | turtle pheromones | 5 |
| #85 | turtle wax shield | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #930 | useless powder | 54 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #162 | warbear battery | 18 |
| #68 | warbear bearserker potion | 30 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #60 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 20 |
| #78 | warbear liquid overcoat | 30 |
| #73 | warbear wardance potion | 30 |
| #394 | warbear whosit | 170 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #278 | white picket fence | 14 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #537 | wind-up meatcar | 13 |
| #280 | world's smallest violin | 1 |
| #607 | yellow gummi ingot | 28 |