#72 | "meat" stick | 8 |
#15 | 1-ball | 1,853 |
#97 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 50 |
#16 | 2-ball | 1,814 |
#17 | 3-ball | 1,736 |
#16 | 4-ball | 1,795 |
#78 | 4-dimensional fez | 2 |
#109 | 4-dimensional guitar | 24 |
#12 | 5-ball | 1,778 |
#15 | 6-ball | 1,855 |
#91 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 48 |
#18 | 7-ball | 1,884 |
#17 | 8-ball | 9,413 |
#16 | 8-billed baseball cap | 12 |
#253 | 9-ball | 4 |
#80 | ASCII shirt | 33 |
#59 | Alewifeâ„¢ Ale | 53 |
#45 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 40 |
#57 | Alice's Army Bowman | 13 |
#52 | Alice's Army Cleric | 15 |
#59 | Alice's Army Guard | 28 |
#64 | Alice's Army Halberder | 25 |
#77 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 10 |
#87 | Alice's Army Horseman | 9 |
#83 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 8 |
#55 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 30 |
#72 | Alice's Army Ninja | 22 |
#52 | Alice's Army Nurse | 38 |
#63 | Alice's Army Page | 26 |
#64 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 26 |
#51 | Alice's Army Sniper | 6 |
#56 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 31 |
#60 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 27 |
#69 | Alice's Army Wallman | 23 |
#399 | Ancient Saucehelm | 6 |
#570 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
#437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
#49 | Aura Libre | 2 |
#57 | Aye Aye | 1 |
#65 | Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth | 1 |
#311 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 3 |
#117 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 7 |
#53 | BGE pocket calendar | 10 |
#183 | BGE shotglass | 30 |
#454 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
#224 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 5 |
#67 | BRAINS shorts | 20 |
#18 | BRICKO airship | 2 |
#47 | BRICKO bat | 1 |
#216 | BRICKO brick | 740 |
#46 | BRICKO elephant | 1 |
#115 | BRICKO eye brick | 712 |
#11 | BRICKO octopus | 10 |
#58 | BRICKO ooze | 1 |
#47 | BRICKO oyster | 1 |
#32 | BRICKO pyramid | 1 |
#17 | BRICKO python | 3 |
#61 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
#143 | BURT | 205 |
#534 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
#824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
#91 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 28 |
#33 | Barulio's bottle | 21 |
#612 | Bash-ÅŒs boxtop | 1 |
#32 | Bash-ÅŒs cereal | 42 |
#115 | Belt of Howling Anger | 4 |
#615 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 2 |
#48 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
#36 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
#39 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
#18 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1,489 |
#118 | Blatantly Canadian | 44 |
#225 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 4 |
#90 | Blood Light | 41 |
#173 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 3 |
🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
#77 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 19 |
#126 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 3 |
#214 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 3 |
#70 | Boris's key lime pie | 21 |
#42 | Breakfast Blast wine cooler | 4 |
#407 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 16 |
#196 | C.H.U.M. chum | 6 |
#1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
#1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
#1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
#1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
#1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
#529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
#717 | CRIMBCO mug | 14 |
#547 | CRIMBCO wine | 14 |
#2128 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
#786 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
#22 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 779 |
#341 | CSA fire-starting kit | 9 |
#21 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 903 |
#17 | Camp Scout pup tent | 1,002 |
#163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
#58 | Cheer-Up soda | 12 |
#220 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 6 |
#39 | Cherrytastrophe wine cooler | 5 |
#182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
#83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
#51 | ChibiBuddyâ„¢ (off) | 1 |
#45 | Chorale of Companionship | 2 |
#287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
#67 | Citrus Crush wine cooler | 2 |
#997 | Cloaca-Cola | 13 |
#943 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 2 |
#134 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 15 |
#695 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
#52 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 9 |
#37 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 63 |
#325 | Colander of Em-er'il | 7 |
#18 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 176 |
#20 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 190 |
#156 | Corpse Island iced tea | 33 |
#80 | Crazymaker | 1 |
#125 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 38 |
#17 | Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head | 1 |
#17 | Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug | 1 |
#182 | Crimbo candied pecan | 100 |
#204 | Crimbo fudge | 96 |
#17 | Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll | 1 |
#265 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 51 |
#104 | Crimbo pie | 37 |
#234 | Crimbo salad | 5 |
#16 | Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer | 1 |
#16 | Crimbo tree flocker | 1 |
#350 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
#175 | Crimbojito | 1 |
#6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
#96 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 29 |
#118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
#343 | Crown of the Goblin King | 69 |
#133 | D roll | 97 |
#610 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 10 |
#121 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 11 |
#858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
#30 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 267 |
#198 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 59 |
#211 | Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent | 1 |
#163 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 10 |
#509 | Dolphin King's crown | 9 |
#474 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 12 |
#282 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 13 |
#44 | Drac & Tan | 4 |
#133 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 48 |
#250 | Drowsy Sword | 75 |
#47 | Dump Truck | 3 |
#172 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 475 |
#95 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 21 |
#54 | Earth, Wind and Firewater | 2 |
#143 | Ecto-Cooler | 8 |
#278 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 8 |
#414 | Elder Turtle Shell | 6 |
#34 | Elfin shortbread | 44 |
#494 | Ent cider | 12 |
#169 | FDKOL commendation | 4,115 |
#19 | FDKOL hotcakes | 500 |
#78 | Familiar-Groâ„¢ Terrarium | 2 |
#226 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 2 |
#38 | Fettris | 1 |
#41 | Firewater | 2 |
#41 | Five Second Energyâ„¢ | 1 |
#64 | Flaming Caipiranha | 1 |
#77 | Flaming Knob | 1 |
#71 | Flaming Sazerorc | 1 |
#46 | Frostâ„¢ brand sword | 3 |
#84 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
#369 | Frosty's frosty mug | 4 |
#196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
#214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
#62 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
#248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
#42 | Fuzzy Tentacle | 2 |
#107 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 4 |
#15 | Genalenâ„¢ Bottle | 961 |
#18 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 205 |
#6 | Gin Mint | 83 |
#103 | Gnollish autoplunger | 2 |
#32 | Gnollish flyswatter | 172 |
#24 | Gnollish pie server | 109 |
#47 | Gnollish plunger | 91 |
#36 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 60 |
#151 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 3 |
#390 | Go-Wassail | 46 |
#38 | Gold Velvetâ„¢ whiskey | 19 |
#55 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 11 |
#50 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 10 |
#85 | Green Manalishi | 18 |
#42 | Groll doll | 73 |
#241 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 16 |
#330 | Heimandatz's heart | 5 |
#25 | Hell broth | 25 |
#443 | Hell ramen | 3 |
#80 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 6 |
🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
#488 | Hodgman's blanket | 2 |
#133 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
#44 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 2 |
#173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
#63 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 2 |
#50 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 2 |
#26 | Hollandaise helmet | 955 |
#76 | Humanitini | 1 |
#10 | Humpty Dumplings | 7 |
#52 | Hundred Headed IPA | 4 |
#117 | Imp Ale | 2,257 |
#209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
#194 | Jack-in-the-box | 29 |
🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
#41 | Jackhammer | 2 |
#68 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 20 |
#481 | Jocko Homo's head | 4 |
#511 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 12 |
#54 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 2 |
#106 | Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar | 7 |
#84 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 79 |
#75 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 94 |
#146 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 61 |
#38 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 189 |
#30 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 197 |
#463 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 2 |
#19 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 422 |
#21 | Knob Goblin perfume | 148 |
#24 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 720 |
#26 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1,917 |
#38 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1,439 |
#21 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 738 |
#29 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1,091 |
#123 | Knob Goblin visor | 77 |
#18 | Knob jelly donut | 24 |
#172 | Knob lo mein | 1 |
#30 | Knob mushroom | 1,285 |
#17 | Knob nuts | 101 |
#52 | Knob sausage | 375 |
#122 | Knob sausage stir-fry | 1 |
#89 | Knob shroomkabob | 2 |
#101 | Knob stroganoff | 4 |
#132 | Knoll lo mein | 1 |
#33 | Knoll mushroom | 487 |
#49 | Knoll shroomkabob | 45 |
#75 | Knoll stir-fry | 3 |
#39 | LCD game: Burger Belt | 83 |
#188 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 5 |
#328 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 4 |
#102 | Li'l Businessman Kit | 2 |
#31 | Little Crimson Book | 1 |
#56 | Locust | 1 |
#697 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 39 |
#542 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 10 |
#57 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1,090 |
#434 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 9 |
#53 | Mad Train wine | 3,482 |
#308 | Mae West | 1 |
#63 | Manetwich | 15 |
#38 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 39 |
#42 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 13 |
#126 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 169 |
#224 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
#10 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1,102 |
#40 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 176 |
#22 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 927 |
#403 | Meat detector | 1 |
#307 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 19 |
#56 | Mer-kin finpaddle | 1 |
#19 | Mer-kin fitbrine | 21 |
#58 | Mer-kin hookspear | 12 |
#62 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 5 |
#50 | Mesmereyesâ„¢ contact lenses | 41 |
#718 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 20 |
#122 | Microplushie: Bropane | 108 |
#245 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 16 |
#295 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 17 |
#361 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 6 |
#99 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 99 |
#101 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 145 |
#433 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 2 |
#336 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 17 |
#135 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 122 |
#91 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 90 |
#123 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 94 |
#347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
#15 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass | 1 |
#148 | Misty Cape | 13 |
#194 | Misty Cloak | 7 |
#187 | Misty Robe | 10 |
#40 | Mohawk wig | 436 |
#47 | Monstar energy beverage | 297 |
#44 | Moon Pie | 5 |
#35 | More Humanitini than Humanitini | 3 |
#69 | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | 2 |
#17 | Mornington crescent roll | 183 |
#103 | Morto Moreto | 1 |
#27 | Mountain Stream Code Black Alert | 58 |
#43 | Mountain Stream soda | 2,926 |
#58 | Mr. Haggis | 88 |
#85 | Mt. McLargeHuge oyster | 3 |
#85 | NPZR chemistry set | 80 |
#106 | Nardz energy beverage | 9 |
#79 | Neuromancer | 15 |
#103 | New Cloaca-Cola | 3 |
#149 | New Zealand iced tea | 84 |
#235 | Newbiesportâ„¢ tent | 11 |
#67 | Nightstalker perfume | 43 |
#115 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 14 |
#98 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 21 |
#91 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 20 |
#50 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 24 |
#64 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 15 |
#74 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 13 |
#37 | Oh, the Humanitini | 8 |
#128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
#371 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 3 |
#53 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 2 |
#79 | Orangemageddon wine cooler | 1 |
#35 | Orcish baseball cap | 175 |
#48 | Orcish frat-paddle | 147 |
#21 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 35 |
#67 | Plague of Locusts | 1 |
#16 | Pokëmann band-aid | 309 |
#301 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 7 |
#444 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 3 |
#376 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 2 |
#443 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 3 |
#23 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 27 |
#203 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 7 |
#230 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 9 |
#356 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 2 |
#434 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 3 |
#348 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 6 |
#373 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 2 |
#198 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 10 |
#24 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 36 |
#107 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 15 |
#283 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 7 |
#233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
#19 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 197 |
#42 | Professor What T-Shirt | 29 |
#62 | Psychotic Train wine | 15 |
#53 | Radberry Rip wine cooler | 3 |
#212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
#31 | Ram's Face Lager | 3,497 |
#369 | Red Pill | 1 |
#67 | Red Rover BB gun | 47 |
#68 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 25 |
#646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
#208 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 3 |
#61 | Russian Ice | 8 |
#88 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
#42 | SMOOCH soda | 77 |
#51 | Sacramento wine | 16 |
#715 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
#80 | Sangria de Menthe | 1 |
#55 | Sazuruk-hai | 1 |
#842 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
#108 | Shield of Icy Fate | 4 |
#62 | Shot of the Living Dead | 3 |
#100 | Silver Bullet beer | 23 |
#63 | Sizzling Sinner | 1 |
#65 | Slimebite | 1 |
#46 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo | 2 |
#41 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire | 9 |
#67 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 23 |
#104 | Snow Queen Crown | 66 |
#153 | Sogg-Os | 1 |
#96 | Space Tourist Phaser | 7 |
#78 | Spam Witch sammich | 847 |
#79 | Spirit Precipice | 2 |
#145 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 132 |
#188 | Strix stix | 6 |
#153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
#21 | Supernova Champagne | 854 |
#46 | Sword of Dark Omens | 10 |
#204 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 71 |
#91 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 212 |
#247 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
#89 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 217 |
#120 | Tales from the Fireside | 7 |
#38 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 35 |
#169 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
#402 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 3 |
#41 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 2 |
#105 | The Cooler Out of Space | 28 |
#23 | The Emperor's dry cleaning | 46 |
#67 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
#80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
#70 | The Joy of Wassailing | 26 |
#85 | The Lost Glasses | 1 |
#4 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 3 |
#38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
#14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
#34 | The Necbronomicon | 5 |
🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
#45 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 151 |
#48 | Thriller Ice | 2 |
#1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
#831 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
#1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
#838 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
#1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
#214 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
#1414 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
#1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
#1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
#1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
#263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
#626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
#1304 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
#955 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
#2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
#1267 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
#519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
#1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
#31 | Tiger-lily's milk | 117 |
#936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
#255 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 3 |
#320 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 1 |
#273 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 2 |
#257 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 3 |
🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
#118 | Trollhouse cookies | 515 |
#44 | Tuesday's ruby | 99 |
#90 | Typical Tavern swill | 142 |
#50 | Ultra Mega Sour Ball | 1 |
#183 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 7 |
#298 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 44 |
#35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
#8 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 2 |
#26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
#59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
#8 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 2 |
#63 | Unconscious Collective Dream Jar | 10 |
#63 | VYKEA mead | 1 |
#60 | VYKEA meatballs | 1 |
#62 | Van der Graaf helmet | 5 |
#245 | Wand of Nagamar | 23 |
#113 | Wet Russian | 2 |
#25 | White Citadel burger | 388 |
#102 | White Citadel fries | 18 |
#39 | X-37 gun | 5 |
#209 | Yakisoba's hat | 7 |
#34 | Ye Olde Meade | 109 |
#28 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 15 |
#52 | Zeâ„¢ goggles | 132 |
#267 | Zim Merman's guitar | 3 |
#26 | Zoodriver | 7 |
#29 | a butt tuba | 118 |
#22 | a little sump'm sump'm | 345 |
#231 | abandoned candy | 3 |
#584 | abominable snowcone | 14 |
#31 | absentee voter ballot | 11 |
#19 | abstraction: action | 164 |
#16 | abstraction: category | 173 |
#45 | abstraction: certainty | 2 |
#13 | abstraction: perception | 184 |
#19 | abstraction: purpose | 164 |
#16 | abstraction: sensation | 203 |
#13 | abstraction: thought | 208 |
#101 | acceptable bagel | 1 |
#37 | accidental cider | 119 |
#272 | acoustic guitarrr | 14 |
#83 | actual reality goggles | 36 |
#51 | actual tapas | 17 |
#860 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
#54 | agnolotti arboli | 1 |
#330 | agua de vida | 2 |
#83 | airblaster gun | 46 |
#182 | alien drugs | 10 |
#182 | alien force field disruptor bean | 2 |
#47 | alien meat | 7 |
#45 | alien plant goo | 3 |
#57 | all-purpose cleaner | 174 |
#124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
#816 | ammonite fossil | 3 |
#38 | amok pudding | 23 |
#50 | amok putter | 8 |
#32 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 807 |
#64 | ancient calendar fragment | 4 |
#219 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
#34 | ancient frozen dinner | 113 |
#41 | ancient ice cream scoop | 49 |
#40 | ancient medicinal herbs | 2 |
#61 | ancient pills | 2 |
#27 | ancient protein powder | 469 |
#23 | ancient stone fist | 83 |
#581 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 10 |
#288 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 12 |
#79 | anemone sauce | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
#123 | annoying pitchfork | 19 |
#23 | ant hoe | 24 |
#34 | ant pick | 16 |
#28 | ant pitchfork | 18 |
#44 | ant rake | 13 |
#30 | ant sickle | 18 |
#483 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
#347 | anticheese | 18 |
#544 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 2 |
#126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
#167 | antique beer | 1 |
#98 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 8 |
#96 | antique helmet | 123 |
#90 | antique machete | 10 |
#37 | antique packet of ketchup | 129 |
#56 | antique pair of blue jeans | 12 |
#142 | antique record album | 20 |
#218 | antique souvenir drawing | 4 |
#110 | antique spear | 108 |
#30 | armgun | 250 |
#39 | armored prawn | 1 |
#33 | around the world | 205 |
#111 | arrowgram | 29 |
#51 | artisanal limoncello | 24 |
#40 | asbestos apron | 31 |
#435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
#171 | asbestos crossbow string | 1 |
#61 | asbestos ore | 161 |
#262 | asbestos staff | 2 |
#123 | asbestos sword | 6 |
#27 | asbestos thermos | 26 |
#88 | asparagus knife | 113 |
#140 | asparagus lo mein | 1 |
#13 | asparagus stir-fry | 51 |
#190 | asshat | 13 |
#194 | awful poetry journal | 935 |
#358 | bätzle | 1 |
#260 | baby killer bee | 38 |
#32 | backwoods screwdriver | 137 |
#862 | baconstone | 9 |
#25 | bag of GORF | 903 |
#23 | bag of GORP | 1,106 |
#19 | bag of QWOP | 605 |
#101 | balaclava | 10 |
#108 | balaclava baklava | 45 |
#111 | balloon helmet | 4 |
#322 | balloon monkey | 5 |
#144 | balloon sword | 3 |
#64 | ballroom blintz | 193 |
#66 | balsa plank | 10 |
#85 | banana | 107 |
#1234 | bar skin | 1 |
#109 | bark rootbeer | 6 |
#18 | barrel cracker | 86 |
#21 | barrel gun | 50 |
#20 | barrel pickle | 96 |
#23 | barrel-aged martini | 233 |
#116 | barrrnacle | 113 |
#46 | basic meat helmet | 8 |
#77 | bat guano | 303 |
#78 | bat haggis | 10 |
#77 | bat whip | 1 |
#25 | bat wing | 930 |
#36 | bat wing kabob | 22 |
#43 | bat wing stir-fry | 11 |
#64 | batblade | 120 |
#54 | batgut | 1,199 |
#414 | bath ball gift set | 12 |
#1167 | battered Crimbo Crate | 4 |
#15 | battered hubcap | 62 |
#18 | beach glass bead | 408 |
#30 | bean burrito | 198 |
#143 | beanbag chair | 4 |
#50 | bear claw | 3 |
#43 | beastly paste | 10 |
#55 | beaver spear | 4 |
#123 | beavermouth | 62 |
#28 | bed of coals | 15 |
#54 | beefy fish meat | 19 |
#7 | beer basted brat | 119 |
#112 | beer helmet | 83 |
#725 | beer lens | 1 |
#53 | beer-scented teddy bear | 25 |
#28 | beer-soaked mop | 85 |
#159 | beertini | 13 |
#29 | beery blood | 99 |
#698 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
#602 | bejeweled cufflinks | 5 |
#489 | belemnite fossil | 8 |
#43 | bellhop's hat | 7 |
#25 | berries of suffering | 46 |
#36 | berry-infused sake | 4 |
#10 | big bad voodoo mask | 102 |
#49 | big bass drum | 75 |
#210 | big stick | 1 |
#47 | bilge wine | 1,091 |
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#50 | bum cheek | 409 |
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#40 | eXtreme scarf | 162 |
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#33 | elven squeeze | 425 |
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#157 | gladiator tunica | 1 |
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#88 | gnauga hide whip | 2 |
#58 | gnawed-up dog bone | 1 |
#29 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 60 |
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#63 | goat cheese | 849 |
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#24 | goat cheese taco | 61 |
#43 | goatskin umbrella | 51 |
#21 | goblin autoblowgun | 25 |
#21 | goblin hunting spear | 23 |
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#529 | goth kid t-shirt | 6 |
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#43 | grapefruit | 648 |
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#31 | grave robbing shovel | 173 |
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#804 | green gummi ingot | 10 |
#194 | green pixel potion | 5 |
#30 | grilled cheese sandwich | 3 |
#178 | grinning turtle | 1 |
#55 | grog | 64 |
#22 | grogpagne | 105 |
#119 | groose grease | 1 |
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#238 | grue egg omelette | 12 |
#50 | grungy bandana | 27 |
#42 | grungy flannel shirt | 17 |
#68 | guard turtle collar | 17 |
#61 | guard turtle shell | 55 |
#39 | gummi sword | 1 |
#27 | gunky chicken | 38 |
#88 | guy made of bee pollen | 37 |
#52 | haggis socks | 141 |
#242 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 1 |
#150 | hair of the calf | 1 |
#29 | half-sized guitar | 48 |
#64 | halfberd | 12 |
#72 | halibut | 2 |
#66 | ham steak | 1 |
#18 | hamburger | 181 |
#215 | hamlet sandwich | 3 |
#97 | hand-carved bokken | 1 |
#19 | handful of Smithereens | 1,569 |
#1463 | handful of confetti | 26 |
#13 | handful of moss | 1,704 |
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#45 | handful of nuts and berries | 240 |
#26 | handful of walnuts | 357 |
#31 | happiness | 331 |
#69 | harem girl t-shirt | 18 |
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#84 | haunted paddle-ball | 1 |
🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
#160 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
#156 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 6 |
#112 | helmet turtle | 1,071 |
#173 | herb brownies | 210 |
#66 | herbal stuffing | 82 |
#364 | herringcello | 34 |
#51 | high-pressure seltzer bottle | 10 |
#43 | high-temperature mining mask | 4 |
#161 | hippo whip | 1 |
#11 | hippy bongo | 208 |
#213 | hippy herbal tea | 3 |
#48 | hobo paste | 1 |
#268 | holiday cheese log | 7 |
#48 | honey-dew | 13 |
#14 | honey-dipped locust | 480 |
#213 | horizontal tango | 7 |
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#25 | hot date | 2,414 |
#358 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
#44 | hot watered rum | 220 |
#89 | hot wing | 1,262 |
#192 | hovering sombrero | 2 |
#25 | huge mosquito proboscis | 7 |
#57 | huge spoon | 62 |
#176 | hushed puppy | 3 |
#111 | hypodermic needle | 13 |
#58 | ice cream sandwich | 1 |
#20 | ice harvest | 1,205 |
#50 | ice porter | 39 |
#275 | ice stein | 1 |
#351 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 406 |
#108 | ice-cold Willer | 847 |
#130 | ice-cold fotie | 509 |
#87 | iced-out bling | 5 |
#154 | icy mushroom wine | 2 |
#166 | icy-hot katana | 5 |
#16 | igloo pie | 27 |
#46 | imitation White Russian | 81 |
#63 | imitation crab zoea | 1 |
#1588 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
#49 | incredible pizza | 9 |
#53 | infernal fife | 61 |
#22 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1,486 |
#16 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 521 |
#16 | insanely spicy jumping bean burrito | 304 |
#54 | intimidating coiffure | 1 |
#92 | intriguing puzzle box | 4 |
#27 | irate sombrero | 103 |
#1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
#977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
#73 | jack flapper | 21 |
#36 | jar full of wind | 42 |
#47 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 11 |
#43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
#281 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 7 |
#192 | jar of squeeze | 5 |
#125 | java cookie | 5 |
#1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
#481 | jerky coins | 40 |
#110 | jive turkey leg | 26 |
#31 | jug-o-magicalness | 221 |
#28 | jumbo olive | 311 |
#24 | jumping bean burrito | 204 |
#29 | jumping horseradish | 45 |
#6 | jungle drum | 219 |
#8 | jungle floor wax | 508 |
#70 | junk food | 1 |
#45 | junk yard | 5 |
#68 | kamicorpse-ee | 6 |
#43 | keel-haulin' knife | 6 |
#75 | king cookie | 3 |
#117 | kiwi | 51 |
#301 | kneecapping stick | 51 |
#77 | knob bugle | 24 |
#14 | knob ka-bobs | 520 |
#232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
#755 | knuckle sandwich | 23 |
#24 | kumquat | 410 |
#90 | large cocoa eggshell fragment | 15 |
#2930 | laser-broiled pear | 2 |
#48 | lavawater | 10 |
#332 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 10 |
#609 | lavender striped oyster egg | 4 |
#112 | law-abiding citizen cane | 3 |
#115 | lawnmower blade | 2 |
#260 | lead necklace | 40 |
#71 | leather mask | 142 |
#220 | legitimate business on the beach | 5 |
#89 | lemon | 1,216 |
#160 | lemon meringue pie | 10 |
#235 | leprechaun hatchling | 2 |
#86 | letterman's jacket | 3 |
#135 | lewd playing card | 18 |
#38 | libertagliatelle | 1 |
#321 | licorice garrote | 6 |
#661 | licorice root | 1 |
#64 | lihc eye pie | 82 |
#59 | lihc face | 189 |
#30 | limp broccoli | 19 |
#111 | line | 918 |
#51 | linguini immondizia bianco | 1 |
#41 | linguini of the sea | 1 |
#301 | linoleum crossbow | 2 |
#45 | linoleum ore | 188 |
#437 | linoleum staff | 1 |
#163 | linoleum sword | 6 |
#107 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 11 |
#510 | live wire | 2 |
#18 | liver and let pie | 86 |
#115 | liver popsicle | 1 |
#69 | loaf of alien bread | 3 |
#63 | loaf of soda bread | 1 |
#96 | logging hatchet | 1 |
#142 | long pork casserole | 1 |
🥇 | long pork lasagna | 958 |
#27 | long skinny balloon | 453 |
#456 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
#97 | lost key | 24 |
#570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
#161 | lumbering jack | 2 |
#95 | lupine sword | 12 |
#21 | lychee chuhai | 10 |
#253 | macaroni duck | 8 |
#75 | madius | 5 |
#51 | magic whistle | 93 |
#38 | magical baguette | 43 |
#51 | magical ice cubes | 1,780 |
#212 | magical mystery juice | 79 |
#10 | magicalness-in-a-can | 746 |
#34 | magilaser blastercannon | 267 |
#73 | magnetic sculpture kit | 34 |
#32 | magnolia blossom | 16 |
#40 | maiden wig | 118 |
#25 | mana curds | 114 |
#76 | mandarina colada | 11 |
#235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
#102 | many-eyed glasses | 14 |
#250 | maple leaf | 2 |
#133 | maple syrup | 58 |
#28 | margarita | 355 |
#27 | mariachi hat | 880 |
#36 | martini | 531 |
#47 | massive gemstone | 128 |
#523 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
#1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
#34 | meadeorite | 22 |
#16 | melted Jell-o shot | 835 |
#22 | menudo | 24 |
#267 | menudo ravioli | 1 |
#11 | mesh cap | 789 |
#42 | metal band T-shirt | 15 |
#30 | meteoreo | 31 |
#35 | metrognome | 1 |
#37 | microwave stogie | 1 |
#70 | mid-level medieval mead | 1 |
#51 | midriff scrubs | 35 |
#17 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
#22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
#25 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
#16 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
#73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
#31 | mimosette | 44 |
#60 | mind flayer corpse | 381 |
#39 | mineapple | 24 |
#65 | miner's helmet | 79 |
#147 | miniature boiler | 1 |
#164 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 3 |
#133 | mixed wildflower greens | 9 |
#38 | moist sailor's cap | 6 |
#5 | mole molé | 57 |
#210 | molten brick | 53 |
#58 | monkey wrench | 73 |
#47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
#32 | moomy dust | 4 |
#37 | moonberry wine cooler | 68 |
#71 | moose antlers | 4 |
#42 | moose chocolate | 25 |
#84 | mother's secret recipe | 2 |
#295 | motivational poster | 14 |
#16 | moxie weed | 2,284 |
#73 | muddy pirate hat | 1 |
#264 | muffled muffuletta | 2 |
#117 | mullet wig | 19 |
#73 | mushroom pizza | 46 |
#41 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 41 |
#62 | nachos of the night | 1 |
#514 | nanite-infested candy cane | 26 |
#299 | nanite-infested eggnog | 15 |
#536 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 9 |
#542 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 9 |
#23 | nasty snuff | 82 |
#29 | natto-infused sake | 11 |
#50 | natural fennel soda | 140 |
#68 | necrotizing body spray | 101 |
#239 | nega-mushroom | 4 |
#146 | neutron lollipop | 3 |
#67 | ninja mop | 41 |
#187 | non-aged vinegar | 5 |
#84 | nurse's hat | 2 |
#143 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
#4 | nutty organic salad | 1,024 |
#231 | obnoxious riddle | 2 |
#400 | obsidian dagger | 42 |
#41 | ocarina of space | 138 |
#177 | ocean motion | 12 |
#23 | octopus's spade | 14 |
#657 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 3 |
#162 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 17 |
#249 | off-white striped oyster egg | 12 |
#87 | office-supply crossbow | 2 |
#15 | oil cap | 9 |
#69 | oil pan | 1 |
#91 | oil shell | 1 |
#65 | oily paste | 1 |
#23 | old chum | 22 |
#80 | old school calculator watch | 58 |
#69 | old sweatpants | 942 |
🥈 | old-fashioned | 2,208 |
#17 | olive | 3,054 |
#156 | olive lo mein | 1 |
#119 | olive stir-fry | 1 |
#2436 | oozenog | 1 |
#26 | open sauce | 214 |
#73 | opera mask | 12 |
#28 | orange | 6,857 |
#156 | orange peel hat | 3 |
#101 | orange popsicle | 1 |
#48 | out-of-tune biwa | 10 |
#49 | overcookie | 46 |
#36 | overloaded micro-reactor | 291 |
#146 | overpriced "imported" beer | 1 |
#1088 | oversized fish scaler | 5 |
#328 | oversized pipe | 12 |
#34 | oversized pizza cutter | 318 |
#69 | oversized skullcap | 7 |
#1028 | oyster basket | 3 |
#319 | pack of KWE trading card | 10 |
#520 | pack of pogs | 32 |
#25 | packet of beer nuts | 32 |
#54 | packet of tofurkey gravy | 4 |
#80 | pail | 135 |
#71 | painful penne pasta | 5 |
#47 | painting of a glass of wine | 27 |
#512 | pair of bolt cutters | 6 |
#238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
#18 | palm-frond fan | 72 |
#213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
#583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
#988 | papaya | 1 |
#89 | papaya sling | 24 |
#102 | papaya slung | 21 |
#83 | papaya taco | 29 |
#461 | paperclip | 94 |
#12 | paranormal ricotta | 22 |
#106 | parisian cathouse | 1 |
#807 | party hat | 1 |
#1057 | passable elf mask | 5 |
#49 | pasta spoon | 1,177 |
#32 | pat-a-cake pendant | 38 |
#37 | patent antipsychotics | 52 |
#144 | pawn cookie | 1 |
#223 | peach | 2 |
#11 | peach pie | 216 |
#88 | peanut brittle shield | 42 |
#204 | pear | 2 |
#6 | pear tart | 358 |
#271 | penguin focaccia bread | 38 |
#192 | penguin whip | 1 |
#12 | peppermint patty | 27 |
#377 | perforated battle paddle | 6 |
#298 | perpendicular hula | 4 |
#64 | personalized coffee mug | 938 |
#53 | pestopiary | 17 |
#2035 | pet rock | 2 |
#435 | petit 4.1 | 3 |
#293 | petit fortran | 3 |
#50 | pewter claymore | 12 |
#22 | philosopher's scone | 483 |
#332 | phish stick | 3 |
#61 | phonics down | 2,084 |
#18 | pickelhaube | 35 |
#74 | pickled egg | 2 |
#52 | picky tweezers | 1 |
#129 | pie man was not meant to eat | 21 |
#32 | piece of wedding cake | 581 |
#125 | pig-iron helm | 2 |
#58 | pigeon egg | 71 |
#29 | pile of dungeon junk | 1 |
#515 | pile of dusty animal bones | 5 |
#68 | pillow shell | 1 |
#30 | pink pony | 387 |
#55 | pink slime | 24 |
#18 | piping organ pie | 28 |
#118 | pitchfork | 48 |
#34 | pitted sheet metal | 297 |
#63 | pixel sword | 4 |
#60 | plain bagel | 36 |
#30 | plain old beer | 60 |
#102 | plain pizza | 82 |
#636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
#153 | plastic cup of beer | 19 |
#46 | plastic guitar | 90 |
#375 | plastic ingot | 4 |
#27 | plastic nunchaku | 94 |
#46 | plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans | 3 |
#47 | plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans | 3 |
#19 | plum | 380 |
#62 | plum wine | 15 |
#101 | plump juicy grub | 47 |
#79 | pocket theremin | 14 |
#170 | pog #01 (spider) | 6 |
#120 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 9 |
#87 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 12 |
#119 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 9 |
#125 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 9 |
#154 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 7 |
#149 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 7 |
#72 | pog #08 (hellion) | 13 |
#148 | pog #09 (pirate) | 8 |
#149 | pog #10 (hobo) | 8 |
#137 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 8 |
#48 | pointed stick | 55 |
#42 | pointy mushroom | 65 |
#196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
#834 | poison pen | 2 |
#66 | poisonous caviar | 12 |
#107 | polka-dot bow tie | 5 |
#16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
#480 | pool cue | 10 |
#149 | popsicle stick | 12 |
#31 | popular tart | 54 |
#39 | portable motorcycle | 1 |
#133 | potato sprout | 15 |
#93 | poutine | 108 |
#24 | powdered donut | 217 |
#28 | powdered wig | 51 |
#209 | pr0n cocktail | 1 |
#243 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 1 |
#19 | pr0n stir-fry | 71 |
#49 | pr0n taco | 18 |
#145 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
#130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
#43 | premium malt liquor | 105 |
#52 | prescription noodles | 1 |
#39 | press-on ribs | 115 |
#16 | prismatic wad | 1,992 |
#106 | prosthetic forehead | 13 |
#30 | protein paste | 10 |
#157 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 2 |
#16 | psychoanalytic jar | 192 |
#2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
#83 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 31 |
#26 | pumpkin pie | 33 |
#1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
#24 | punk rock jacket | 168 |
#87 | purple corpsel | 4 |
#9 | pygmy nose-bone | 234 |
#14 | pygmy spear | 97 |
#238 | queen cookie | 2 |
#87 | rabbit punch | 2 |
#205 | radiation-resistant helmet | 5 |
#97 | raisin | 6 |
#27 | ram stick | 530 |
#146 | raspberry | 12 |
#52 | rat appendix kabob | 37 |
#37 | rat appendix stir-fry | 22 |
#251 | ratini | 2 |
#75 | rattail whip | 1 |
#94 | rave whistle | 121 |
#50 | ravioli della hippy | 13 |
#68 | ravioli hat | 963 |
#211 | really dense meat stack | 29 |
#17 | really thick bandage | 51 |
#51 | red ale | 8 |
#75 | red coat | 3 |
#834 | red gummi ingot | 8 |
#95 | red pixel potion | 62 |
#1078 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
#28 | red potion | 45 |
#84 | red red wine | 11 |
#51 | red rum | 22 |
#58 | red shirt | 5 |
#1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
#66 | red velvet cake | 22 |
#92 | red-and-green sweater | 30 |
#210 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
#82 | red-hot boilermaker | 3 |
#42 | red-hot poker | 5 |
#37 | redrum | 96 |
#193 | reinforced beaded headband | 31 |
#27 | remaindered axe | 57 |
#45 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
#67 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 8 |
#136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
#58 | ridiculously huge sword | 385 |
#79 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 32 |
#10 | roasted duck | 67 |
#57 | roasted marshmallow | 558 |
#20 | rock lobster | 1 |
#20 | rockin' wagon | 394 |
#33 | rodeo whiskey | 30 |
#39 | roll in the hay | 407 |
#101 | roll of toilet paper | 1,100 |
#49 | rotting beefsteak | 2 |
#65 | royal jelly | 294 |
#96 | royal jelly taco | 8 |
#462 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 15 |
#565 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 13 |
#461 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 15 |
#501 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 14 |
#165 | rubber axe | 6 |
#68 | rubber band gun | 5 |
#15 | rum and cola | 242 |
#26 | rusty diving helmet | 2 |
#65 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 117 |
#51 | rusty hedge trimmers | 24 |
#172 | rusty piece of rebar | 2 |
#271 | s'more | 35 |
#76 | sabre teeth | 339 |
#167 | sack lunch | 80 |
#80 | safarrri hat | 28 |
#156 | safety vest | 1 |
#56 | salacious crumbs | 12 |
#37 | salacious lychee chuhai | 6 |
#56 | salacious screwdiver | 2 |
#76 | salinated mint julep | 17 |
#241 | salty dog | 96 |
#107 | salty slug | 18 |
#2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
#21 | sangria | 117 |
#35 | saucepan | 3,054 |
#408 | sausage pizza | 1 |
#89 | sausage without a cause | 1 |
#12 | sausage wonton | 58 |
#20 | savoy truffle | 2,775 |
#59 | scented massage oil | 30 |
#103 | scissor duck | 1 |
#41 | scorpion whip | 68 |
#168 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
#24 | screwdiver | 9 |
#28 | screwdriver | 290 |
#1213 | scroll of drastic healing | 2 |
#36 | sea avocado | 31 |
#40 | sea blueberry | 69 |
#38 | sea broccoli | 61 |
#13 | sea cape | 1 |
#42 | sea carrot | 19 |
#33 | sea cauliflower | 75 |
#34 | sea cucumber | 32 |
#25 | sea honeydew | 21 |
#46 | sea lychee | 10 |
#43 | sea persimmon | 63 |
#20 | sea radish | 38 |
#57 | sea salt scrubs | 4 |
#37 | sea tangelo | 13 |
#519 | seal tooth | 18 |
#67 | seal-clubbing club | 1,421 |
#40 | seal-skull helmet | 1,047 |
#68 | serpentine sword | 17 |
#31 | sewing kit | 1 |
#44 | sham champagne | 12 |
#33 | sheet cake | 27 |
#34 | shells a la shellfish | 2 |
#87 | shimmering rainbow sand | 7 |
#100 | shocked shell | 1 |
#18 | short-handled mop | 120 |
#49 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 33 |
#170 | shot of flower schnapps | 5 |
#259 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 14 |
#230 | shot of mescal | 2 |
#20 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 73 |
#98 | shot of orange schnapps | 71 |
#96 | shot of peach schnapps | 5 |
#77 | shot of pear schnapps | 6 |
#19 | shot of rotgut | 110 |
#188 | shot of tomato schnapps | 27 |
#41 | shuddersword | 3 |
#52 | shushed potatoes | 5 |
🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
#59 | silver shotgun shell | 10 |
#291 | silver shrimp fork | 7 |
#59 | single atom | 207 |
#38 | single swig of vodka | 6 |
#254 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 1 |
#318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
#45 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 38 |
#30 | skate blade | 7 |
#10 | skate board | 10 |
#26 | skeleton quiche | 7 |
#128 | skewered cat appendix | 2 |
#60 | slap and slap again | 3 |
#26 | slap and tickle | 416 |
#26 | sleazy bindle | 14 |
#232 | sleazy hi mein | 1 |
#43 | sleep mask | 3 |
#81 | sleeping stocking | 21 |
#329 | sleeping wereturtle | 2 |
#33 | slice of pizza | 316 |
#29 | slick fish meat | 51 |
#28 | slide rule | 24 |
#171 | slime convention swag bag | 3 |
#57 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 427 |
#58 | slimy sweetbreads | 412 |
#95 | slingshot | 20 |
#16 | slip 'n' slide | 417 |
#304 | slow jam collection | 14 |
#66 | slug of rum | 28 |
#68 | slug of shochu | 25 |
#70 | slug of vodka | 17 |
#49 | smelted roe | 9 |
#216 | smiling rat | 1 |
#54 | snake skin | 6 |
#37 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1,598 |
#18 | snow berries | 1,221 |
#36 | soda water | 500 |
#436 | solid gold bowling ball | 43 |
#72 | solid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
#294 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 2 |
#24 | soyburger juice | 18 |
#51 | space beast fur | 11 |
#140 | space junk | 17 |
#503 | spade necklace | 13 |
#56 | spagecialetti | 1 |
#84 | spaghetti con calaveras | 1 |
#40 | spaghetti cult mask | 32 |
#45 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 31 |
#106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
#30 | spangly mariachi vest | 18 |
#35 | spangly sombrero | 31 |
#41 | sparking robo-battery | 274 |
#99 | spectral axe | 1 |
#546 | spectral pickle | 19 |
#16 | spiced rum | 102 |
#26 | spicy bean burrito | 168 |
#23 | spicy enchanted bean burrito | 151 |
#19 | spicy jumping bean burrito | 147 |
#109 | spicy mushroom quesadilla | 2 |
#24 | spicy noodles | 20 |
#80 | spiked femur | 80 |
#60 | spiky turtle helmet | 1 |
#191 | spiritual candy cane | 2 |
#184 | spiritual eggnog | 2 |
#111 | spiritual fruitcake | 3 |
#111 | spiritual gingerbread | 3 |
#65 | sponge cake | 13 |
#216 | spooky bicycle chain | 10 |
#23 | spooky bindle | 18 |
#468 | spooky eggnog | 11 |
#247 | spooky hi mein | 1 |
#54 | spooky lo mein | 12 |
#90 | spooky mushroom | 732 |
#550 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
#174 | spooky shroomkabob | 2 |
#22 | spooky stick | 942 |
#19 | spooky stir-fry | 60 |
#594 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
#104 | squirming egg sac | 148 |
#25 | squirmy violent party snack | 4 |
#2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
#1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
#81 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 12 |
#34 | stale baguette | 149 |
#80 | stale cheer wine | 12 |
#5 | stalk of asparagus | 1,303 |
#131 | star | 588 |
#111 | star hat | 18 |
#66 | star key lime pie | 20 |
#133 | star spatula | 1 |
#281 | star starfish | 1 |
#69 | star sword | 11 |
#69 | starchy sword | 1 |
#21 | stepmom's booze | 43 |
#79 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 686 |
#37 | sticky hand whip | 62 |
#25 | stinkin' bindle | 13 |
#66 | stinky mushroom | 38 |
#107 | stolen accordion | 927 |
#48 | stolen sushi | 494 |
#16 | stomach turnover | 27 |
#43 | stone baseball cap | 163 |
#237 | strange cube | 7 |
#787 | strange shiny disc | 2 |
#24 | straw hat | 14 |
#38 | strawberry | 1,187 |
#33 | strawberry daiquiri | 338 |
#82 | strawberry pie | 22 |
#20 | strawberry wine | 280 |
#394 | stray chihuahua | 7 |
#599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
#10 | string of dingle balls | 8 |
#16 | strongness elixir | 677 |
#288 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 134 |
#491 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 84 |
#176 | stuffed Hodgman | 2 |
#371 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 99 |
#360 | stuffed Meat | 122 |
#1086 | stuffed alien blob | 6 |
#339 | stuffed angry cow | 109 |
#391 | stuffed astral badger | 101 |
#513 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 87 |
#526 | stuffed cocoabo | 79 |
#368 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 20 |
#1747 | stuffed doppelshifter | 4 |
#507 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 85 |
#587 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 79 |
#450 | stuffed gray blob | 95 |
#523 | stuffed hand turkey | 83 |
#610 | stuffed key | 95 |
#274 | stuffed martini | 35 |
#518 | stuffed mind flayer | 84 |
#334 | stuffed mink | 128 |
#208 | stuffed monocle | 182 |
#526 | stuffed scary death orb | 84 |
#206 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 96 |
#406 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 99 |
#719 | stuffed snowy owl | 63 |
#667 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 70 |
#165 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 45 |
#602 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 74 |
#248 | stuffed teddy butler | 156 |
#325 | stuffed tin of caviar | 131 |
#295 | stuffed treasure chest | 183 |
#389 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 99 |
#10 | stunt nuts | 1,934 |
#46 | succulent marrow | 42 |
#219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
#266 | sucker scaffold | 42 |
#278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
#133 | sucky decal | 12 |
#24 | sugar chapeau | 42 |
#127 | sugar shard | 43 |
#13 | sun-dried tofu | 37 |
#295 | sunken chest | 53 |
#17 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 2,006 |
#46 | super ka-bob | 7 |
#18 | super salad | 81 |
#74 | super-absorbent tarp | 2 |
#787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
#124 | supportive bra | 29 |
#6 | surgical apron | 208 |
#56 | suspicious-looking fedora | 2 |
#36 | sweatband | 1 |
#631 | sweet mochi ball | 7 |
#224 | sweet ninja sword | 7 |
#86 | sweet roll Alabama | 18 |
#242 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
#40 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 13 |
#60 | sword of static | 4 |
#17 | swordzall | 4 |
#168 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
#23 | synthetic marrow | 87 |
#39 | t8r tots | 476 |
#98 | tail o' nine cats | 1 |
#50 | tainted milk | 1 |
#351 | tambourine | 1 |
#225 | tangarita | 1 |
#81 | tangarita with a fly in it | 4 |
#112 | tangerine | 23 |
#23 | tankard of ale | 234 |
#66 | tea for one | 13 |
#1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
#49 | tempura avocado | 1 |
#54 | tempura cauliflower | 1 |
#36 | tempura radish | 2 |
#165 | ten-leaf clover | 193 |
#96 | teqiwila | 1 |
#119 | teqiwila slammer | 6 |
#32 | tequila sunrise | 238 |
#35 | tequila sunset | 45 |
#22 | the funk | 83 |
#451 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
#27 | third-hand nunchaku | 22 |
#12 | thistle wine | 895 |
#25 | throbbing organ pie | 13 |
#43 | throwing bone | 20 |
#786 | throwing wrench | 6 |
#220 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 5 |
#98 | tiny barrel | 13 |
#18 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1,665 |
#86 | tiny bowler | 10 |
#102 | tiny bust of Pallas | 1 |
#938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
#749 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 2 |
#938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
#611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
#613 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 3 |
#359 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 2 |
#632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
#612 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 3 |
#750 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 2 |
#613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
#611 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 3 |
#946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
#324 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 2 |
#225 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 3 |
#941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
#749 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 2 |
#563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
#592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
#586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
#623 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 3 |
#928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
#554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
#568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
#550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
#492 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 4 |
#743 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 2 |
#581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
#940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
#552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
#566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
#32 | tiny fly glasses | 9 |
#84 | tiny house | 3,253 |
#111 | tiny ninja sword | 10 |
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#65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
#317 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 14 |
#1484 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 5 |
#3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
#318 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 8 |
#708 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 3 |
#3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
#384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
#267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
#3939 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
#3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
#3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
#218 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 5 |
#445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
#61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
#394 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 11 |
#221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢ | 1 |
#482 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 5 |
#621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
#4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
#576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
#635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
#326 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 13 |
#3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
#284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
#1752 | tiny plastic G Imp | 4 |
#174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
#793 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
#2806 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
#3875 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
#288 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 15 |
#3910 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
#2164 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
#472 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
#168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
#2059 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
#2848 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
#3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
#2182 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
#1733 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
#376 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 3 |
#215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
#1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
#403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
#302 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 14 |
#3862 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
#559 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 4 |
#355 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 3 |
#310 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 14 |
#2122 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
#2745 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
#3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
#3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
#68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
#172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
#1742 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
#238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
#367 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 7 |
#2159 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
#303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
#1801 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 4 |
#389 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 11 |
#1453 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 5 |
#244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
#2161 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
#2139 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
#330 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 13 |
#2163 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
#591 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 7 |
#392 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 11 |
#486 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 9 |
#396 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 11 |
#665 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 6 |
#3924 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
#1768 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
#3908 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
#360 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 12 |
#303 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 14 |
#542 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 8 |
#989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
#265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
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#2153 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
#1060 | tiny plastic demoninja | 7 |
#1759 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 4 |
#1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
#428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
#2761 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
#3910 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
#347 | tiny plastic fire servant | 7 |
#71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
#2815 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
#2136 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
#3860 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
#3895 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
#427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
#491 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 9 |
#8069 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
#2824 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
#2729 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
#71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
#73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
#72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
#74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
#311 | tiny plastic moneybee | 14 |
#376 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 12 |
#1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
#57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
#358 | tiny plastic peacannon | 7 |
#67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
#58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
#3851 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
#574 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 4 |
#2145 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
#1465 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 5 |
#584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
#978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
#2765 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
#226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
#308 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 8 |
#314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
#2752 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
#192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
#178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
#1706 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
#2701 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
#55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
#2167 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
#164 | tiny shaker of salt | 12 |
#23 | tiny top hat and cane | 3 |
#84 | titanium assault umbrella | 171 |
#1910 | toast | 120 |
#58 | toast with jam | 9 |
#44 | tobiko-infused sake | 9 |
#53 | tofu casserole | 40 |
#12 | tofu stir-fry | 30 |
#25 | tofu wonton | 38 |
#73 | tofurkey gravy | 86 |
#74 | tofurkey leg | 85 |
#56 | tomato | 2,176 |
#76 | tomato daiquiri | 20 |
#32 | topeé | 1 |
#215 | tourmalime | 34 |
#2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
#387 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 4 |
#65 | transdermal smoke patch | 5 |
#84 | transparent nog | 4 |
#10 | transporter transponder | 1,428 |
#1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
#38 | trilobite candy mold | 6 |
#245 | trilobite fossil | 19 |
#95 | trout fang | 2 |
#135 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 2 |
#116 | tube of hair oil | 4 |
#41 | turkish mostaccioli | 1 |
#79 | turtle totem | 1,032 |
#35 | turtlemail coif | 3 |
#40 | turtlemail hauberk | 3 |
#117 | twinkly wad | 3,884 |
#39 | twisted-up wet towel | 20 |
#25 | twitching space egg | 1 |
#84 | two meat muck | 1 |
#119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
#49 | ultimate ultimate frisbee | 24 |
#71 | ultra-deluxe cupcake | 1 |
#35 | ultrafondue | 12 |
#10 | uncooked chorizo | 899 |
#129 | unfinished fruitcake | 3 |
#30 | unflavored wine cooler | 141 |
#142 | unfortunate dumplings | 2 |
#161 | unidentified drink | 1 |
#48 | unidentified jerky | 1,178 |
#44 | unnamed cocktail | 17 |
#154 | unnatural gas | 1 |
#147 | unquiet spirits | 9 |
#66 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 389 |
#44 | unrequired jacket | 8 |
🥉 | unspeakable lozenges | 11 |
#562 | untamable turtle | 4 |
#109 | unused walkie-talkie | 8 |
#867 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
#50 | used beer | 5 |
#240 | useless powder | 684 |
#149 | valuable trinket | 668 |
#22 | vampire chowder | 101 |
#95 | vampire collar | 24 |
#18 | velcro broadsword | 3 |
#29 | very hot lunch | 43 |
#2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
#7 | vibrating mushroom | 100 |
#41 | viking helmet | 609 |
#40 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 1,234 |
#84 | vintage smart drink | 1 |
#2456 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 4 |
#89 | vodka and cranberry | 29 |
#29 | vodka and tonic | 44 |
#101 | vodka gibson | 1 |
#44 | vodka martini | 195 |
#292 | voodoo snuff | 5 |
#127 | vorpal blade | 81 |
#35 | wad of slimy rags | 41 |
#48 | walrus ice cream | 5 |
#266 | war tongs | 7 |
#99 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 2 |
#26 | warbear battery | 73 |
#217 | warbear beeping telegram | 6 |
#174 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 3 |
#188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
#306 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
#228 | warbear empathy chip | 2 |
#124 | warbear foil hat | 2 |
#93 | warbear gyro | 3 |
#141 | warbear gyrocopter | 7 |
🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
#341 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 1 |
#72 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 3 |
#168 | warbear metalworking primer | 7 |
#44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
#238 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 5 |
#153 | warbear requisition box | 31 |
#108 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 11 |
#163 | warbear soda machine assembler | 3 |
#100 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 4 |
#252 | warehouse key | 1 |
#107 | warm mushroom | 16 |
#19 | wasabi-infused sake | 36 |
#25 | water purification pills | 1,023 |
#43 | water-polo cap | 7 |
#35 | watered-down Red Minotaur | 139 |
#9 | weighted paperclip chain | 21 |
#97 | weird gazelle steak | 1 |
#72 | wet stew | 4 |
#84 | whatsit-covered turtle shell | 1 |
#25 | whimpering willow bark | 39 |
#86 | whisker pencil | 90 |
#65 | whiskey and cola | 48 |
#130 | whiskey and soda | 10 |
#54 | whiskey bittersweet | 3 |
#248 | whiskey in a broken glass | 1 |
#32 | whiskey sour | 103 |
#181 | white Canadian | 20 |
#46 | white Xanadian | 12 |
#95 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 30 |
#6 | white chocolate chip brownies | 142 |
#116 | white chocolate chip cookies | 50 |
#6 | white chocolate chips | 4,052 |
#52 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 28 |
#25 | white lightning | 1,523 |
#17 | white rice | 263 |
#297 | white sword | 14 |
#88 | white whip | 1 |
#66 | white wine | 2 |
#160 | wine spritzer | 7 |
#17 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 2,300 |
#615 | witch hat | 1 |
#72 | witch's bread | 1 |
#92 | witty rapier | 87 |
#106 | wok lobster | 1 |
#232 | wolf mask | 145 |
#46 | wolfskull mask | 1 |
#104 | wooden axe | 10 |
#184 | wooden stakes | 17 |
#54 | wool hat | 62 |
#40 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 2 |
#125 | world's smallest violin | 6 |
#69 | worn tophat | 56 |
#121 | wreath of laurels | 5 |
#67 | yam candy | 4 |
#279 | yellow brick road | 2 |
#803 | yellow gummi ingot | 10 |
#63 | yellow matter custard | 2 |
#1180 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
#136 | yellow striped oyster egg | 16 |
#35 | zmobie | 42 |