Museum :: Bioland

Bioland

Rank	Item	Quantity
#72	"meat" stick	8
#15	1-ball	1,853
#96	1952 Mickey Mantle card	50
#16	2-ball	1,814
#17	3-ball	1,736
#16	4-ball	1,795
#78	4-dimensional fez	2
#109	4-dimensional guitar	24
#12	5-ball	1,778
#15	6-ball	1,855
#91	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	48
#18	7-ball	1,884
#17	8-ball	9,413
#16	8-billed baseball cap	12
#253	9-ball	4
#80	ASCII shirt	33
#59	Alewife™ Ale	53
#46	Alice's Army Alchemist	40
#57	Alice's Army Bowman	13
#52	Alice's Army Cleric	15
#59	Alice's Army Guard	28
#65	Alice's Army Halberder	25
#77	Alice's Army Hammerman	10
#87	Alice's Army Horseman	9
#83	Alice's Army Lanceman	8
#55	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	30
#72	Alice's Army Ninja	22
#52	Alice's Army Nurse	38
#63	Alice's Army Page	26
#65	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	26
#51	Alice's Army Sniper	6
#56	Alice's Army Spearsman	31
#60	Alice's Army Swordsman	27
#69	Alice's Army Wallman	23
#398	Ancient Saucehelm	6
#571	Argarggagarg's fang	3
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#48	Aura Libre	2
#56	Aye Aye	1
#64	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#311	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	3
#117	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	7
#53	BGE pocket calendar	10
#183	BGE shotglass	30
#454	BGE temporary tattoo	2
#224	BGE tiny plastic toy	5
#67	BRAINS shorts	20
#19	BRICKO airship	2
#49	BRICKO bat	1
#215	BRICKO brick	740
#47	BRICKO elephant	1
#116	BRICKO eye brick	712
#11	BRICKO octopus	10
#60	BRICKO ooze	1
#49	BRICKO oyster	1
#33	BRICKO pyramid	1
#18	BRICKO python	3
#62	BRICKO turtle	1
#144	BURT	205
#533	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	2
#825	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#91	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	28
#33	Barulio's bottle	21
#614	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#32	Bash-Ōs cereal	42
#116	Belt of Howling Anger	4
#614	Bit O' Ectoplasm	2
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#18	Blackfly Chardonnay	1,489
#118	Blatantly Canadian	44
#224	Blizzards I Have Died In	4
#90	Blood Light	41
#173	Blue Diamond of Honesty	3
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#77	Bone's Farm "wine"	19
#126	Boots of Twilight Whispers	3
#215	Boozehounds Anonymous token	3
#70	Boris's key lime pie	21
#42	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	4
#406	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	16
#196	C.H.U.M. chum	6
#1117	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1019	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1008	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#717	CRIMBCO mug	14
#547	CRIMBCO wine	14
#2127	CRIMBCOIDS mints	2
#786	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#22	CSA cheerfulness ration	779
#341	CSA fire-starting kit	9
#21	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	903
#17	Camp Scout pup tent	1,002
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#58	Cheer-Up soda	12
#219	Cherry Cloaca Cola	6
#39	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	5
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#82	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#45	Chorale of Companionship	2
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#67	Citrus Crush wine cooler	2
#996	Cloaca-Cola	13
#941	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	2
#133	Cloaca-Cola helmet	15
#695	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	2
#52	Cloak of Dire Shadows	9
#37	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	63
#326	Colander of Em-er'il	7
#18	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	176
#20	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	190
#156	Corpse Island iced tea	33
#79	Crazymaker	1
#126	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	38
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#180	Crimbo candied pecan	100
#203	Crimbo fudge	96
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#265	Crimbo peppermint bark	51
#101	Crimbo pie	37
#233	Crimbo salad	5
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#350	Crimbo wreath	2
#175	Crimbojito	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#96	Crimbonium fuel rod	29
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#342	Crown of the Goblin King	69
#134	D roll	97
#609	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	10
#122	Diet Cloaca Cola	11
#859	Disco 'Fro Pick	4
#30	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	267
#198	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	59
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#163	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	10
#508	Dolphin King's crown	9
#474	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	12
#282	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	13
#44	Drac & Tan	4
#132	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	48
#251	Drowsy Sword	75
#47	Dump Truck	3
#173	Dyspepsi-Cola	475
#95	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	21
#53	Earth, Wind and Firewater	2
#143	Ecto-Cooler	8
#279	El Sombrero De Lopez	8
#415	Elder Turtle Shell	6
#34	Elfin shortbread	44
#494	Ent cider	12
#169	FDKOL commendation	4,115
#19	FDKOL hotcakes	500
#78	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	2
#226	Fantasma en la Máquina	2
#38	Fettris	1
#41	Firewater	2
#40	Five Second Energy™	1
#63	Flaming Caipiranha	1
#76	Flaming Knob	1
#70	Flaming Sazerorc	1
#46	Frost™ brand sword	3
#83	Frosty's arm	1
#370	Frosty's frosty mug	4
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#41	Fuzzy Tentacle	2
#106	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	4
#15	Genalen™ Bottle	961
#18	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	205
#6	Gin Mint	83
#103	Gnollish autoplunger	2
#32	Gnollish flyswatter	172
#24	Gnollish pie server	109
#47	Gnollish plunger	91
#36	Gnollish slotted spoon	60
#151	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	3
#390	Go-Wassail	46
#37	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	19
#55	Grateful Undead T-shirt	11
#52	Greaves of the Murk Lord	10
#84	Green Manalishi	18
#42	Groll doll	73
#242	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	16
#331	Heimandatz's heart	5
#25	Hell broth	25
#443	Hell ramen	3
#82	Helm of the Scream Emperor	6
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#488	Hodgman's blanket	2
#134	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#44	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	2
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#63	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	2
#50	Hodgman's porkpie hat	2
#26	Hollandaise helmet	955
#75	Humanitini	1
#10	Humpty Dumplings	7
#52	Hundred Headed IPA	4
#117	Imp Ale	2,257
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#195	Jack-in-the-box	29
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#40	Jackhammer	2
#67	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	20
#482	Jocko Homo's head	4
#511	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	12
#54	Kentucky-fried meat sword	2
#106	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	7
#83	Knob Goblin elite helm	79
#75	Knob Goblin elite polearm	94
#146	Knob Goblin elite shirt	61
#38	Knob Goblin harem pants	189
#30	Knob Goblin harem veil	197
#462	Knob Goblin lunchbox	2
#19	Knob Goblin melon baller	422
#21	Knob Goblin perfume	148
#24	Knob Goblin scimitar	720
#26	Knob Goblin seltzer	1,917
#38	Knob Goblin spatula	1,439
#21	Knob Goblin superseltzer	738
#29	Knob Goblin tongs	1,091
#123	Knob Goblin visor	77
#18	Knob jelly donut	24
#171	Knob lo mein	1
#30	Knob mushroom	1,285
#17	Knob nuts	101
#52	Knob sausage	375
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#89	Knob shroomkabob	2
#101	Knob stroganoff	4
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#33	Knoll mushroom	487
#49	Knoll shroomkabob	45
#75	Knoll stir-fry	3
#40	LCD game: Burger Belt	83
#187	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	5
#329	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	4
#102	Li'l Businessman Kit	2
#31	Little Crimson Book	1
#55	Locust	1
#695	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	39
#542	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	10
#58	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1,090
#434	Lucky Surprise Egg	9
#53	Mad Train wine	3,482
#308	Mae West	1
#63	Manetwich	15
#38	Mariner's Friend cough drops	39
#40	Mark V Steam-Hat	13
#126	Marquis de Poivre soda	169
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#10	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1,102
#40	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	176
#22	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	927
#403	Meat detector	1
#308	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	19
#55	Mer-kin finpaddle	1
#19	Mer-kin fitbrine	21
#58	Mer-kin hookspear	12
#62	Mer-kin sneakmask	5
#50	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	41
#718	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	20
#123	Microplushie: Bropane	108
#246	Microplushie: Dorkonide	16
#296	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	17
#362	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	6
#99	Microplushie: Gothochondria	99
#102	Microplushie: Hippylase	145
#434	Microplushie: Hipsterine	2
#337	Microplushie: Hobomosome	17
#136	Microplushie: Otakulone	122
#91	Microplushie: Raverdrine	90
#124	Microplushie: Sororitrate	94
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#15	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	1
#148	Misty Cape	13
#194	Misty Cloak	7
#187	Misty Robe	10
#40	Mohawk wig	436
#47	Monstar energy beverage	297
#44	Moon Pie	5
#34	More Humanitini than Humanitini	3
#68	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	2
#17	Mornington crescent roll	183
#103	Morto Moreto	1
#27	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	58
#43	Mountain Stream soda	2,926
#58	Mr. Haggis	88
#85	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	3
#85	NPZR chemistry set	80
#106	Nardz energy beverage	9
#79	Neuromancer	15
#103	New Cloaca-Cola	3
#149	New Zealand iced tea	84
#234	Newbiesport™ tent	11
#67	Nightstalker perfume	43
#114	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	14
#97	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	21
#90	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	20
#50	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	24
#64	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	15
#74	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	13
#36	Oh, the Humanitini	8
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#373	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	3
#53	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	2
#79	Orangemageddon wine cooler	1
#35	Orcish baseball cap	175
#48	Orcish frat-paddle	147
#21	Oreille Divisée brandy	35
#66	Plague of Locusts	1
#16	Pokëmann band-aid	309
#301	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	7
#444	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	3
#376	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	2
#443	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	3
#23	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	27
#203	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	7
#231	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	9
#356	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	2
#434	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	3
#348	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	6
#373	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	2
#199	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	10
#24	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	36
#107	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	15
#283	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	7
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#19	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	197
#41	Professor What T-Shirt	29
#62	Psychotic Train wine	15
#53	Radberry Rip wine cooler	3
#211	Ralph IX cognac	1
#31	Ram's Face Lager	3,497
#369	Red Pill	1
#68	Red Rover BB gun	47
#68	Regular Cloaca Cola	25
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#207	Rompedores de Fantasmas	3
#61	Russian Ice	8
#87	S.T.L.T.	1
#42	SMOOCH soda	77
#53	Sacramento wine	16
#716	Safari Jack's moustache	2
#80	Sangria de Menthe	1
#54	Sazuruk-hai	1
#842	Scalp of Gorgolok	4
#109	Shield of Icy Fate	4
#62	Shot of the Living Dead	3
#100	Silver Bullet beer	23
#62	Sizzling Sinner	1
#64	Slimebite	1
#45	Sloe Comfortable Zoo	2
#41	Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	9
#67	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	23
#104	Snow Queen Crown	66
#153	Sogg-Os	1
#96	Space Tourist Phaser	7
#78	Spam Witch sammich	847
#79	Spirit Precipice	2
#145	Spooky Surprise Egg	132
#189	Strix stix	6
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#21	Supernova Champagne	854
#47	Sword of Dark Omens	10
#204	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	71
#91	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	212
#248	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#89	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	217
#120	Tales from the Fireside	7
#38	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	35
#169	Tales of the Word Realms	2
#402	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	3
#41	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	2
#105	The Cooler Out of Space	28
#23	The Emperor's dry cleaning	46
#67	The Emperor's new hat	1
#79	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	1
#70	The Joy of Wassailing	26
#85	The Lost Glasses	1
#4	The Necbromancer's Hat	3
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
#34	The Necbronomicon	5
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#45	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	151
#48	Thriller Ice	2
#1566	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#832	Thwaitgold ant statuette	1
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#835	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#1015	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#213	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	6
#1413	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	1
#1737	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	1
#1945	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#1805	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#262	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#625	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#1300	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	1
#954	Thwaitgold spider statuette	1
#2345	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	1
#1264	Thwaitgold termite statuette	1
#519	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#31	Tiger-lily's milk	117
#936	Travels with Jerry	1
#255	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	3
#320	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	1
#273	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	2
#257	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	3
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#118	Trollhouse cookies	515
#44	Tuesday's ruby	99
#90	Typical Tavern swill	142
#51	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	1
#183	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	7
#298	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	44
#35	Uncle Hobo's belt	1
#8	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	2
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#59	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	1
#8	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	2
#63	Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	10
#63	VYKEA mead	1
#60	VYKEA meatballs	1
#62	Van der Graaf helmet	5
#245	Wand of Nagamar	23
#112	Wet Russian	2
#25	White Citadel burger	388
#102	White Citadel fries	18
#38	X-37 gun	5
#210	Yakisoba's hat	7
#34	Ye Olde Meade	109
#28	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	15
#52	Ze™ goggles	132
#265	Zim Merman's guitar	3
#26	Zoodriver	7
#29	a butt tuba	118
#22	a little sump'm sump'm	345
#230	abandoned candy	3
#584	abominable snowcone	14
#33	absentee voter ballot	11
#19	abstraction: action	164
#16	abstraction: category	173
#45	abstraction: certainty	2
#13	abstraction: perception	184
#19	abstraction: purpose	164
#16	abstraction: sensation	203
#13	abstraction: thought	208
#101	acceptable bagel	1
#37	accidental cider	119
#272	acoustic guitarrr	14
#83	actual reality goggles	36
#51	actual tapas	17
#858	adorable seal larva	3
#54	agnolotti arboli	1
#331	agua de vida	2
#83	airblaster gun	46
#182	alien drugs	10
#182	alien force field disruptor bean	2
#47	alien meat	7
#45	alien plant goo	3
#57	all-purpose cleaner	174
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#816	ammonite fossil	3
#38	amok pudding	23
#50	amok putter	8
#32	ancient Magi-Wipes	807
#63	ancient calendar fragment	4
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#34	ancient frozen dinner	113
#41	ancient ice cream scoop	49
#40	ancient medicinal herbs	2
#61	ancient pills	2
#27	ancient protein powder	469
#23	ancient stone fist	83
#581	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	10
#288	ancient vinyl coin purse	12
#79	anemone sauce	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#123	annoying pitchfork	19
#23	ant hoe	24
#34	ant pick	16
#27	ant pitchfork	18
#44	ant rake	13
#29	ant sickle	18
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#347	anticheese	18
#543	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	2
#126	antique Canadian lantern	1
#167	antique beer	1
#98	antique bottle of cough syrup	8
#96	antique helmet	123
#90	antique machete	10
#37	antique packet of ketchup	129
#56	antique pair of blue jeans	12
#141	antique record album	20
#218	antique souvenir drawing	4
#110	antique spear	108
#30	armgun	250
#39	armored prawn	1
#33	around the world	205
#111	arrowgram	29
#51	artisanal limoncello	24
#40	asbestos apron	31
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#172	asbestos crossbow string	1
#62	asbestos ore	161
#262	asbestos staff	2
#123	asbestos sword	6
#27	asbestos thermos	26
#88	asparagus knife	113
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#13	asparagus stir-fry	51
#189	asshat	13
#195	awful poetry journal	935
#358	bätzle	1
#259	baby killer bee	38
#32	backwoods screwdriver	137
#862	baconstone	9
#25	bag of GORF	903
#23	bag of GORP	1,106
#19	bag of QWOP	605
#101	balaclava	10
#108	balaclava baklava	45
#111	balloon helmet	4
#322	balloon monkey	5
#143	balloon sword	3
#64	ballroom blintz	193
#66	balsa plank	10
#85	banana	107
#1234	bar skin	1
#108	bark rootbeer	6
#18	barrel cracker	86
#21	barrel gun	50
#20	barrel pickle	96
#23	barrel-aged martini	233
#116	barrrnacle	113
#47	basic meat helmet	8
#76	bat guano	303
#78	bat haggis	10
#77	bat whip	1
#25	bat wing	930
#36	bat wing kabob	22
#43	bat wing stir-fry	11
#64	batblade	120
#54	batgut	1,199
#414	bath ball gift set	12
#1165	battered Crimbo Crate	4
#15	battered hubcap	62
#18	beach glass bead	408
#30	bean burrito	198
#143	beanbag chair	4
#49	bear claw	3
#42	beastly paste	10
#55	beaver spear	4
#123	beavermouth	62
#28	bed of coals	15
#53	beefy fish meat	19
#7	beer basted brat	119
#111	beer helmet	83
#724	beer lens	1
#53	beer-scented teddy bear	25
#28	beer-soaked mop	85
#159	beertini	13
#29	beery blood	99
#698	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#603	bejeweled cufflinks	5
#489	belemnite fossil	8
#43	bellhop's hat	7
#25	berries of suffering	46
#36	berry-infused sake	4
#10	big bad voodoo mask	102
#49	big bass drum	75
#210	big stick	1
#47	bilge wine	1,091
#33	bindlestocking	36
#11	bird rib	414
#122	birdbone corset	2
#74	bishop cookie	1
#148	bit of clingfilm	25
#6	bit-o-cactus	850
#108	bite-me-red lipstick	165
#17	black & tan	966
#81	black blade	3
#202	black cherry soda	1
#20	black cloak	37
#14	black forest cake	1,497
#11	black forest ham	1,429
#9	black helmet	396
#76	black kettle drum	28
#136	black paisley oyster egg	30
#227	black pension check	27
#340	black pixel	68
#133	black polka-dot oyster egg	35
#5	black pudding	1,446
#43	black snake skin	341
#392	black striped oyster egg	13
#23	black sword	170
#50	black-and-blue light	1,121
#27	blackberry	2,764
#37	blackberry combat boots	17
#143	blackberry galoshes	1
#67	blackberry moccasins	4
#39	blackberry slippers	8
#63	blammer	1
#138	blank diary	1
#78	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	4
#378	blind-packed capsule toy	6
#141	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	110
#2625	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	6
#72	blood and blood	2
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#1059	tiny plastic demoninja	7
#1757	tiny plastic drunk goat	4
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#2760	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	2
#3909	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#347	tiny plastic fire servant	7
#71	tiny plastic four-shadowed mime	1
#2815	tiny plastic fruit golem	2
#2135	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	3
#3859	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#3894	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#490	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	9
#8067	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#2824	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	2
#2728	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	2
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#72	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#312	tiny plastic moneybee	14
#376	tiny plastic mumblebee	12
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#358	tiny plastic peacannon	7
#67	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#3849	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#574	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	4
#2144	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	3
#1463	tiny plastic spooky vampire	5
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#2764	tiny plastic taco cat	2
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#309	tiny plastic the Free Man	8
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#2752	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	2
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#1705	tiny plastic warwelf	4
#2699	tiny plastic whitesnake	2
#53	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#2166	tiny plastic zmobie	3
#164	tiny shaker of salt	12
#23	tiny top hat and cane	3
#84	titanium assault umbrella	171
#1900	toast	120
#57	toast with jam	9
#44	tobiko-infused sake	9
#53	tofu casserole	40
#12	tofu stir-fry	30
#25	tofu wonton	38
#73	tofurkey gravy	86
#74	tofurkey leg	85
#56	tomato	2,176
#76	tomato daiquiri	20
#32	topeé	1
#215	tourmalime	34
#2262	toy space helmet	1
#383	traditional Crimbo cookie	4
#66	transdermal smoke patch	5
#84	transparent nog	4
#10	transporter transponder	1,428
#1157	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#38	trilobite candy mold	6
#245	trilobite fossil	19
#95	trout fang	2
#135	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	2
#115	tube of hair oil	4
#41	turkish mostaccioli	1
#79	turtle totem	1,032
#35	turtlemail coif	3
#39	turtlemail hauberk	3
#118	twinkly wad	3,884
#39	twisted-up wet towel	20
#25	twitching space egg	1
#83	two meat muck	1
#119	two-handed depthsword	1
#49	ultimate ultimate frisbee	24
#70	ultra-deluxe cupcake	1
#35	ultrafondue	12
#10	uncooked chorizo	899
#129	unfinished fruitcake	3
#31	unflavored wine cooler	141
#143	unfortunate dumplings	2
#163	unidentified drink	1
#48	unidentified jerky	1,178
#44	unnamed cocktail	17
#154	unnatural gas	1
#148	unquiet spirits	9
#66	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	389
#43	unrequired jacket	8
🥉	unspeakable lozenges	11
#563	untamable turtle	4
#108	unused walkie-talkie	8
#869	unusual disco ball	3
#50	used beer	5
#240	useless powder	684
#149	valuable trinket	668
#22	vampire chowder	101
#94	vampire collar	24
#18	velcro broadsword	3
#28	very hot lunch	43
#2588	vibrating cyborg knife	1
#7	vibrating mushroom	100
#41	viking helmet	609
#40	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	1,234
#85	vintage smart drink	1
#2456	vitachoconutriment capsule	4
#89	vodka and cranberry	29
#29	vodka and tonic	44
#101	vodka gibson	1
#44	vodka martini	195
#292	voodoo snuff	5
#127	vorpal blade	81
#35	wad of slimy rags	41
#48	walrus ice cream	5
#265	war tongs	7
#100	warbear LP-ROM burner	2
#26	warbear battery	73
#217	warbear beeping telegram	6
#174	warbear breakfast machine assembler	3
#188	warbear chemistry lab	1
#306	warbear drone assembler	1
#228	warbear empathy chip	2
#124	warbear foil hat	2
#93	warbear gyro	3
#141	warbear gyrocopter	7
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#341	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	1
#72	warbear jackhammer drill press	3
#168	warbear metalworking primer	7
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#238	warbear procedural hilarity drone	5
#153	warbear requisition box	31
#108	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	11
#163	warbear soda machine assembler	3
#100	warbear thermoregulator bread	4
#252	warehouse key	1
#107	warm mushroom	16
#19	wasabi-infused sake	36
#25	water purification pills	1,023
#43	water-polo cap	7
#35	watered-down Red Minotaur	139
#9	weighted paperclip chain	21
#97	weird gazelle steak	1
#72	wet stew	4
#84	whatsit-covered turtle shell	1
#25	whimpering willow bark	39
#86	whisker pencil	90
#65	whiskey and cola	48
#130	whiskey and soda	10
#54	whiskey bittersweet	3
#246	whiskey in a broken glass	1
#32	whiskey sour	103
#181	white Canadian	20
#46	white Xanadian	12
#95	white chocolate and tomato pizza	30
#6	white chocolate chip brownies	142
#116	white chocolate chip cookies	50
#6	white chocolate chips	4,052
#52	white hat hacker T-shirt	28
#25	white lightning	1,523
#17	white rice	263
#297	white sword	14
#88	white whip	1
#66	white wine	2
#160	wine spritzer	7
#18	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	2,300
#615	witch hat	1
#72	witch's bread	1
#92	witty rapier	87
#106	wok lobster	1
#232	wolf mask	145
#46	wolfskull mask	1
#104	wooden axe	10
#184	wooden stakes	17
#54	wool hat	62
#40	world's most unappetizing beverage	2
#124	world's smallest violin	6
#69	worn tophat	56
#121	wreath of laurels	5
#67	yam candy	4
#279	yellow brick road	2
#801	yellow gummi ingot	10
#63	yellow matter custard	2
#1180	yellow paisley oyster egg	2
#136	yellow striped oyster egg	16
#35	zmobie	42

Wow, that's 324,385 items total!

what items are this player missing?