Museum :: ErisDiscordia

ErisDiscordia

Rank	Item	Quantity
🥇	Franken Stein	1
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#161	"caramel" orange	9
#122	11-leaf clover	1
#128	5-Alarm Saucepan	3
🥇	5-ball	55,555
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#777	A. W. O. L. commendation	3
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#73	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	4
#77	Amulet of Yendor	263
#146	Ancient Saucehelm	11
#376	Angelhair Culottes	3
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#570	Argarggagarg's fang	3
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#182	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	5
#176	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	5
#192	BGE merchandise order form	23
#111	BGE pocket calendar	6
#1310	BGE shotglass	5
#184	BGE temporary tattoo	5
#85	BGE tiny plastic toy	10
#111	Baja sopapilla	7
#375	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	3
#309	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	2
#113	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	72
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#208	Belt of Howling Anger	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#98	Bjorn's Hammer	4
#608	Bling of the New Wave	2
#173	Blue Diamond of Honesty	3
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#78	Boots of Twilight Whispers	6
#1673	Boss Bat bling	1
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#57	Boulevardier cocktail	6
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#690	Bulky Buddy Box	4
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#582	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#288	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	3
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#47	CRIMBCO lanyard	11
#1047	CRIMBCO scrip	50
#1268	CRIMBCO wine	4
#94	CRIMBCOIDS mints	21
#84	CRIMBCOLOAF	22
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#105	Carol of the Hells	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#12	Celsius 233	5
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#106	Cheer-Up soda	6
🥇	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
#54	Chester's bag of candy	2
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#476	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#156	Cloak of Dire Shadows	2
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#254	Colander of Em-er'il	8
#103	Comet Pop	1
#673	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	3
#65	Crimbeau de toilette	5
#41	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	1
#44	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	1
#43	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	1
#47	Crimbo Factory surprise box	47
#1152	Crimbo candied pecan	3
#104	Crimbo candle	2
#35	Crimbo cookie sheet	1
#95	Crimbo food scraps	67
#1272	Crimbo fudge	2
#1261	Crimbo peppermint bark	2
#50	Crimbo salad	9
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#16	Crimbo stockings	1
#83	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#146	Crimbo train emergency brake	14
#17	Crimbo training manual	1
#97	Crimbo ukulele	2
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#87	Crimbolex watch	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#361	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#772	Crimboween memo	14
#74	Crimboysters Rockefeller	5
#57	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	1
#59	Crimbuccaneer breeches	2
#82	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	6
#82	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	140
#84	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	1
#104	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	4
#68	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	949
#131	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	4
#76	Crimbuccaneer shirt	7
#84	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
#86	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	1
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#91	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	5
#1024	Crimbuck	600
#31	Crimbylow-rise jeans	1
#96	DNOTC Box	4
#140	DUFRESNE Suds	31
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#283	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	22
#240	Disco 'Fro Pick	10
#251	Disco Banjo	2
#23	Doc's Miracle Cure	77
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
#26	Drip harness	1
#38	Driplet	1
#53	Dust bunny	109
#278	El Sombrero De Lopez	8
#99	El Vibrato drone	1
#290	El Vibrato power sphere	3
#414	Elder Turtle Shell	6
#49	Elf Army machine parts	70
🥈	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	1
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	1
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	1
#217	Elf Guard MPC	324
#83	Elf Guard hotpants	1
#57	Elf Guard patrol cap	2
#84	Elf Guard strategic map	1
#127	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	3
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#87	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
#15	Energy Buzz Pastaco	3
#23	Engorged Sausages and You	1
#362	FDKOL commendation	934
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#265	FDKOL hotcakes	12
#15	FDKOL tattoo	5
🥇	French slippers	1
#127	Friendliness Beverage	70
#84	Frosty's arm	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#446	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#508	Galapagosian Cuisses	2
#519	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	2
#124	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	3
#478	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	5
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#255	Go-Wassail	77
#170	Grateful Undead T-shirt	3
#207	Greaves of the Murk Lord	1
#344	Green Clover of Justice	6
#548	Heimandatz's heart	3
#196	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
#39	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	2
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#48	Hotwire™ brand candy rope	5
#156	Inner Strength	3
#82	Inner Truth	4
#170	Inner Wisdom	3
#397	Iron Beta of Industry	20
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#375	Jocko Homo's head	5
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#471	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#102	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	720
🥈	LARP membership card	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#815	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#24	Lemonade-235	1
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#323	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	78
#72	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	796
#257	Mace of the Tortoise	2
#261	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#826	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	8
#126	Mer-kin cookiestove	15
#25	Mer-kin rollpin	1
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#16	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	1
#15	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	1
#11	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	1
#14	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	1
#13	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	1
#150	Mob Penguin cellular phone	148
#146	New Zealand iced tea	86
#382	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	17
🥈	Official Council Aide Pin	1
#217	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#520	Orange Star of Sacrifice	4
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#1002	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	6
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#83	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	1
🥉	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	1
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#211	Ralph IX cognac	1
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#646	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#715	Safari Jack's moustache	2
🥇	SalesCo sample kit	1
#26	Satan hat	1
#280	Scalp of Gorgolok	9
#1050	Schrödinger's thermos	1
#125	Science Notebook	1
#145	Shield of Icy Fate	2
#1452	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#13	Staff of the Electric Range	3
#61	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
#106	Stephen's lab coat	1
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#157	Swizzler	67
#126	Sword of Dark Omens	3
#110	TI-9000 calculator	19
#187	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	15
#30	Talisman of Baio	1
#10	The Big Book of Communism	2
#56	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	1
#85	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	1
#80	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	1
#79	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	1
#5	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	1
#65	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	1
#8	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	1
#53	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	2
#47	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	2
#352	The Joy of Wassailing	10
#702	The Mariachi's guitar case	2
#41	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#38	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#33	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#38	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#40	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#35	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#48	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	1
#10	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#30	The Spirit of Giving	1
🥈	The Spirit of Giving (used)	1
#67	The Superconductor's CPU	1
#6	Third Eye	1
#11	Three Mile Island shorts	1
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#989	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	1
#1304	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	1
#1267	Thwaitgold termite statuette	1
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#14	Tiki lighter	19
🥇	Time Bandit Badge of Courage	1
#26	Time Bandit Time Towel	2
#16	Time Cape	1
#19	Time Cloak	1
#39	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#128	Trainbot circuitry	7
#73	Trainbot harness	1
#116	Trainbot linkages	9
#77	Trainbot luggage hook	1
#138	Trainbot optics	5
#152	Trainbot plating	2
#72	Trainbot radar monocle	1
#132	Trainbot servomotors	5
#193	Trainbot slag	4
#158	Trainbot tubing	2
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#50	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	1
#306	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	5
🥈	Uncle Crimbo's hat	1
#441	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	25
#12	Uncle Hobo's epic beard	2
#29	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#59	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#250	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#263	Valentine	120
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#13	Venus flytrap	50
#600	Volartta's bellbottoms	2
#66	Wand of Oscus	2
#149	Workytime Tea	14
#510	Yakisoba's hat	3
#365	Yellow Moon of Compassion	9
#49	Yuleviathan necklace	1
#180	Z-Bone steak	3
#133	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	9
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#1149	adorable seal larva	2
#13	aerogel accordion	1
#11	aerogel akubra	1
#14	aerogel anvil	1
#8	aerogel apron	1
#13	aerogel ascot	1
#13	aerogel attache case	1
#112	alien drugs	24
#182	alien force field disruptor bean	2
#50	alien protein powder	5
#89	alien source code printout	4
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#1018	ammonite fossil	1
#133	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	30
#38	anemoney clip	1
#116	anniversary balloon	11
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#126	antique Canadian lantern	1
#114	antique beer	3
#626	antique bottle opener	1
#52	antique nutcracker beard	1
#46	antique nutcracker boots	1
#45	antique nutcracker cape	1
#36	antique nutcracker drumstick	1
#32	antique nutcracker epaulets	1
#116	antique nutcracker figurine	2
#47	antique nutcracker hat	1
#45	antique nutcracker pants	1
#41	antique nutcracker sword	1
#44	antique nutcracker waistcoat	1
#458	antique record album	5
#22	apathetic lizardman doll	12
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#170	aspirin	5
#97	astronaut ice-cream	5
#1082	astronaut pants	5
#59	augmented-reality shades	7
#35	automatic wine thief	1
#193	baconstone	37
#32	bad vibroknife	1
#511	badass belt	89
#73	bag of airline peanuts	296
#66	bag of grain	1
#12	bakelite backpack	1
#9	bakelite badge	1
#16	bakelite belt	1
#12	bakelite bowl	1
#15	bakelite breeches	1
#14	bakelite brooch	1
#60	balanced antler	2
#80	ball	96
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#404	banana	11
#142	banana-frosted king cake	17
#601	bananagate	7
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#40	bark rootbeer	10
#41	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	28
#58	batskin belt	28
#178	battered Crimbo Crate	78
#14	beaver punch (cherry)	13
#103	beavermouth	92
#34	beer goggles	31
#448	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#61	beholed bedsheet	10
#977	belemnite fossil	1
#254	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	4
#40	big red button	1
#139	bindlestocking	17
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#1205	bit of clingfilm	2
#124	black Crimbo ball	11
#105	black and white cracker	4
#112	black candy heart	130
#132	black lotus	1
#70	black-and-blue light	801
#75	blank diary	2
#324	blind-packed capsule toy	11
#104	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	153
#217	blob of Alphredo™	1
#650	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	11
#51	blood flower	309
#93	blood-drive sticker	1
#46	blue glowstick	23
#73	blue plasma ball	780
#98	blue plastic baby	4
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#85	blueberry-frosted king cake	14
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#22	bonedanna	2
#58	boning knife	1
#5	booze drive button	1
#434	borg sock monkey	4
#332	bottle of Blank-Out	33
#74	bottle of Crimbognac	5
#278	bottle of bubbles	40
#290	bottle of fire	11
#504	bottle of goofballs	51
#38	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#101	bouquet of circular saw blades	16
#142	bow staff	1
#55	bowl of mernudo	34
#12	bowl of petunias	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#2183	box of sunshine	57
#99	boxed gumball machine	1
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#26	bread line	16
#59	bread man	6
#102	bread pie	6
#106	brick	305
#317	broken cellular phone	10
#62	broken warbear gyrocopter	2
#36	brown pirate pants	2
#284	brown plastic baby	2
#21	buñuelos Jaliscos	13
#81	bubble-wrap simulator	12
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#56	buckyball	116
#764	bunch of bananas	2
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#147	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	4
#145	cabooze	6
#1500	can of CRIMBCOLA	3
#299	can of V-11	1
#212	can of fake snow	2
#101	can of mixed everything	1
#1977	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	3
#175	candied bolts	6
#424	candied nuts	4
#2875	candied yams	1
#4784	candy cane	1
#26	candy cane candygram	1
#6	candy drive button	1
#185	candy harmonica	3
#43	cane-mail pants	1
#30	cane-mail shirt	1
#85	carnivorous potted plant	1
#802	cement sandals	1
#19	chaos butterfly	52,877
#89	charged magnet	1
#1089	cheap elven gloves	2
#253	cheap plastic bottle opener	24
#69	cheap studded belt	818
#50	cheap toaster	29
#128	cheer extractor	1
#95	cheer-o-gram	6
#55	cheerful Crimbo sweater	2
#41	cheerful antler hat	2
#40	cheerful pajama pants	2
#72	chitinous pod	1
#163	choco-Crimbot	8
#334	chocolate cigar	5
#244	chocolate filthy lucre	21
#133	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	12
#69	chocomotive	8
#60	chunk of depleted Grimacite	156
#96	cinnamon machine oil	74
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#5	circle drum	3
#263	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	5
#103	clear Russian	6
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#127	cloning kit	9
#63	clown hammer	325
#562	club necklace	12
#17	coarse hemp socks	2
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#26	comfy blanket	1
#188	comfy pillow	2
#33	communal gobstopper	13
#21	concentrated fish broth	3
🥉	control crystal	1
#313	cookie cookie	3
#44	corned beet	7
🥇	cozy scarf	1
#35	cranberry cylinder	1
#82	cranberry margarita (brackish)	19
#209	cranberry schnapps	3
#103	crystal Crimbo goblet	2
#95	crystal Crimbo platter	2
#23	crystal belt buckle	1
#245	crystalline cheer	407
#40	crystalline seal eye	1
#262	crystallized memory	1
#36	cursed breeches	1
#64	cursed cutlass	1
#42	cursed eyepatch	1
#118	cursed wishbone	2
#593	cyborg doll	2
#537	cyborg stompin' boot	4
#62	cymbal syrup	219
#141	d20	1
#123	das boot	1
#122	deactivated mini-Trainbot	1
#22	deactivated putty buddy	1
#8	deck of tropical cards	44
#78	defective skull	279
#707	delicious salad	46
#132	depleted Crimbonium football helmet	2
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#51	desktop zen garden	1
#998	diamond necklace	7
#11	dice-print do-rag	1
#909	disassembled clover	20
#91	discarded swimming trunks	1
#297	discocktail	4
#127	distention pill	1
#370	doll house	14
#10	doll-eye amulet	2
#1607	dollhive	1
#434	donated booze	6
#526	donated candy	1
#444	donated food	4
#80	double daisy	5
#88	dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	89
#13	drippy caviar	1
#5	drippy khakis	1
#22	drippy nugget	1
#16	drippy plum(?)	1
#14	drippy stake	1
#12	drippy truncheon	2
#58	drive-thru burger	6
#128	droll monocle	9
#298	drop of water-37	13
#27	dry vodka martini	75
#81	duck-on-a-string	22
#191	duct tape	259
#80	duct tape buckler	1
#43	duct tape dockers	2
#31	duct tape fedora	2
#51	duct tape shirt	2
#75	duct tape sword	2
#581	dusty Crimbo crate	19
#686	easter egg balloon	36
🥈	eerily silent box	1
#106	eggnog	173
#191	eggwater	3
#80	eldritch alignment spray	7
#204	eldritch effluvium	109
#12	eldritch hammer	1
#16	eldritch hat	1
#73	eldritch ichor	48
#82	eldritch oil	1
#13	eldritch pants	1
#10	eldritch scanner	7
#81	electric pants	5
#62	electronic dulcimer pants	1
#19	elf ploughshare	2
#1358	elven limbos gingerbread	4
#1133	elven cellocello	18
#1192	elven moonshine	4
#1396	elven socks	1
#305	elven squeeze	1
#1322	elven suicide capsule	14
#10	elven tambourine	2
#193	elven whittling knife	1
#81	emergency margarita	1
#76	empty blowgun	36
#44	enchanted fire extinguisher	1
#927	enchanted leopard-print barbell	6
#71	encoder ring	239
#12	eternal knot tattoo	1
#734	evil teddy bear	16
#216	executive mime flask	4
#40	exotic orchid	10
#184	explosion-flavored chewing gum	139
#1166	facsimile dictionary	5
#21	faded green protest sign	2
#17	faded red protest sign	2
#80	fake fake vomit	313
#67	fake hand	317
#512	fake plastic grass	3
#124	fancy ball mask	1
#14	fancy black tie	1
#1146	fancy but probably evil chocolate	5
#377	fancy canapés	1
#129	fancy chocolate	18
#410	fancy chocolate car	7
🥈	fancy dress ball	15,295
#14	fancy tophat	1
#16	fancy tuxedo pants	1
#113	felt	66
#117	festive egg sac	1
#968	festive holiday hat	3
#48	fez of etymology	10
#10	fiberglass fannypack	1
#15	fiberglass fedora	1
#16	fiberglass fetish	1
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#37	tiny plastic coal car	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#36	tiny plastic dining car	1
#52	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#38	tiny plastic food lab	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#37	tiny plastic locomotive	1
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#73	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#46	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#39	tiny plastic nog lab	1
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#39	tiny plastic passenger car	1
#39	tiny plastic primary lab	1
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#46	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4037	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#127	tiny plastic sword	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#55	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#3846	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#41	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	27
#630	tooth	6
#75	toothbrush	29
#551	toothsome rock	18
#26	top	183
#32	topeé	1
#23	topiary necktie	1
#35	topiary tights	1
#565	tortoise's blessing	2
#537	tourmalime	9
#270	towel	41
#13	toxic mop	1
#23	toxo	1
#67	toy Crimbot mega face	1
#67	toy Crimbot power glove	1
#64	toy Crimbot rocket legs	1
#62	toy Crimbot super fist	1
#521	toy crazy train	17
#477	toy deathbot	2
#361	toy jet pack	21
#220	toy maglev monorail	6
#433	toy mercenary	16
#500	toy ray gun	19
#215	toy soldier	9
#676	toy space helmet	11
#137	toy train	13
#89	traditional Crimbo cookie	10
🥇	train whistle	1
#216	transparent nog	2
#478	tree skirt	1
#149	tree-eating kite	235
#316	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	3
#257	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	5
#67	trilobite candy mold	3
#604	trilobite fossil	5
🥇	tropical Crimbo pressie	1
🥈	tropical paperweight	210
#101	tropical wrapping paper	7
#53	trousers of the white knight	1
#833	twitching claw	6
#25	twitching space egg	1
#86	twitching time capsule	6
#750	unstable DNA	61
#833	unstable laser battery	50
#1353	untamable turtle	1
#91	unused soap	22
#664	unusual disco ball	4
#208	vampire duck-on-a-string	58
#192	vanilla-frosted king cake	9
#92	vibrating cyborg knife	28
#84	vintage smart drink	1
#101	viral DNA	21
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
🥈	walkie-talkie	1
#135	wand of pigification	5
#39	warbear LP-ROM burner	4
#342	warbear accoutrements chunk	1
#105	warbear auto-anvil	2
#64	warbear badge	3
#189	warbear battery	15
#9	warbear battle greaves	1
#6	warbear bearserker greaves	1
#47	warbear bearserker mead	12
#252	warbear bearserker potion	1
#436	warbear beeping telegram	1
#117	warbear blizzard mead	4
🥇	warbear breakfast machine	1
#174	warbear breakfast machine assembler	3
#6	warbear ceremonial party pants	1
#109	warbear chemistry lab	2
#15	warbear dress bracers	1
#16	warbear dress greaves	1
#13	warbear dress helmet	1
#306	warbear drone assembler	1
🥉	warbear electric long johns	1
#5	warbear electric warscarf	1
#4	warbear electro-spiked helm	1
#228	warbear empathy chip	2
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#199	warbear energy bracers	1
#196	warbear exhaust manifold	1
#188	warbear exo-arm	1
#8	warbear fancy fedora	1
#169	warbear feasting bread	2
#94	warbear feasting mead	7
#8	warbear feathered fedora	1
#4	warbear fleece-lined long johns	1
#7	warbear fleece-lined warscarf	1
#210	warbear foil hat	1
#11	warbear goggles	1
#117	warbear gyro	2
#14	warbear gyrocopter	44
#5	warbear heated ushanka	1
#339	warbear helm fragment	1
🥉	warbear high festival pants	2
#109	warbear high-efficiency still	2
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#140	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	9
#28	warbear induction oven	4
#50	warbear jackhammer drill press	4
#199	warbear laser beacon	1
#13	warbear laser bowtie	1
#6	warbear lined ushanka	1
#94	warbear liquid lasers	1
#273	warbear liquid overcoat	1
#9	warbear long johns	1
#435	warbear metalworking primer	1
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#6	warbear nuclear bowtie	1
🥈	warbear officer greaves	1
#215	warbear officer requisition box	1
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#8	warbear party pants	1
#9	warbear plain fedora	1
#6	warbear plain helm	1
#7	warbear plain ushanka	1
#7	warbear plasma bowtie	1
#9	warbear polarized goggles	1
#422	warbear procedural hilarity drone	1
#64	warbear rejuvenation potion	2
#163	warbear requisition box	28
#351	warbear robo-camouflage unit	2
#431	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	1
#10	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
🥈	warbear soda machine	1
#297	warbear soda machine assembler	1
#5	warbear spiked helm	1
#88	warbear superpotion	1
#72	warbear thermoregulator bread	7
#344	warbear trouser fragment	1
#244	warbear wardance potion	2
#60	warbear warrior bread	7
#13	warbear warscarf	1
#459	warbear whosit	88
#209	warehouse key	2
#10	water wings	763
#97	weird gazelle steak	1
#110	white Crimbo ball	19
#28	white arm towel	1
#66	whoopie cushion	324
#9	wicker clicker	1
#9	wicker kickers	1
#8	wicker knickers	1
#12	wicker slicker	1
#8	wicker sticker	1
#12	wicker ticker	1
#82	wind-up chattering teeth	282
#407	wind-up meatcar	26
#94	wings of fire	1
#94	witch hat	8
#6	wooden axe	2,893
#36	wooly loincloth	1
#698	woven baling wire bracelets	1
#509	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#464	wrench bracelet	6
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#12	wrought-iron waders	1
#9	wrought-iron walker	1
#9	wrought-iron whisk	1
#11	wrought-iron widget	1
#13	wrought-iron wig	1
#9	wrought-iron winch crank	1
#72	x-ray specs	286
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#1183	yellow candy heart	2
#279	yellow candygram	2
#610	yellow gummi ingot	28
#68	yellow snowcone	337
#57	yo	132
#78	yo-yo	387
#69	yule gruel	40
#125	yule hatchet	2
#102	yule pup	1
#78	zombie dinosaur egg	1
#5	zombie pineal gland	337

Wow, that's 411,314 items total!

what items are this player missing?