| 🥇 | Franken Stein | 1 |
| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #158 | "caramel" orange | 9 |
| #117 | 11-leaf clover | 1 |
| #127 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 3 |
| 🥇 | 5-ball | 55,555 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #776 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 3 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #72 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 4 |
| #77 | Amulet of Yendor | 260 |
| #145 | Ancient Saucehelm | 11 |
| #378 | Angelhair Culottes | 3 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #567 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #182 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 5 |
| #176 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 5 |
| #192 | BGE merchandise order form | 23 |
| #111 | BGE pocket calendar | 6 |
| #1310 | BGE shotglass | 5 |
| #184 | BGE temporary tattoo | 5 |
| #85 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 10 |
| #111 | Baja sopapilla | 7 |
| #377 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 3 |
| #308 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #118 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 70 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #206 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #34 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #38 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #96 | Bjorn's Hammer | 4 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #172 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 3 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #79 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 6 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #54 | Boulevardier cocktail | 6 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #692 | Bulky Buddy Box | 4 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #289 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #47 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 11 |
| #1048 | CRIMBCO scrip | 50 |
| #1268 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #93 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 21 |
| #84 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 22 |
| #105 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #100 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #12 | Celsius 233 | 5 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #105 | Cheer-Up soda | 6 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #50 | Chester's bag of candy | 2 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #157 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 2 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #253 | Colander of Em-er'il | 8 |
| #105 | Comet Pop | 1 |
| #670 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 3 |
| #65 | Crimbeau de toilette | 5 |
| #42 | Crimbo Carol tattoo kit | 1 |
| #45 | Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit | 1 |
| #44 | Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit | 1 |
| #46 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 47 |
| #1149 | Crimbo candied pecan | 3 |
| #104 | Crimbo candle | 2 |
| #94 | Crimbo food scraps | 67 |
| #1271 | Crimbo fudge | 2 |
| #1259 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 2 |
| #50 | Crimbo salad | 9 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stockings | 1 |
| #81 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #142 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 14 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #97 | Crimbo ukulele | 2 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #773 | Crimboween memo | 14 |
| #74 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 5 |
| #1026 | Crimbuck | 600 |
| #31 | Crimbylow-rise jeans | 1 |
| #96 | DNOTC Box | 4 |
| #138 | DUFRESNE Suds | 31 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #283 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 22 |
| #240 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 10 |
| #249 | Disco Banjo | 2 |
| #23 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 77 |
| #15 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #24 | Drip harness | 1 |
| #37 | Driplet | 1 |
| #53 | Dust bunny | 109 |
| #278 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 8 |
| #98 | El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #287 | El Vibrato power sphere | 3 |
| #413 | Elder Turtle Shell | 6 |
| #88 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 1 |
| #14 | Energy Buzz Pastaco | 3 |
| #21 | Engorged Sausages and You | 1 |
| #362 | FDKOL commendation | 934 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #265 | FDKOL hotcakes | 12 |
| #15 | FDKOL tattoo | 5 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #125 | Friendliness Beverage | 70 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #444 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #517 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #125 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 3 |
| #603 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #229 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 2 |
| #252 | Go-Wassail | 77 |
| #169 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 3 |
| #206 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #406 | Green Clover of Justice | 5 |
| #546 | Heimandatz's heart | 3 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #40 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 2 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #48 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 5 |
| #155 | Inner Strength | 3 |
| #83 | Inner Truth | 4 |
| #169 | Inner Wisdom | 3 |
| #394 | Iron Beta of Industry | 20 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #375 | Jocko Homo's head | 5 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #469 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #102 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 720 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #776 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #22 | Lemonade-235 | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #321 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 78 |
| #72 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 796 |
| #257 | Mace of the Tortoise | 2 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #826 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 8 |
| #126 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 15 |
| #25 | Mer-kin rollpin | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #16 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet | 1 |
| #15 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass | 1 |
| #11 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge | 1 |
| #14 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves | 1 |
| #13 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow | 1 |
| #150 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 148 |
| #145 | New Zealand iced tea | 86 |
| #380 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 17 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #518 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 4 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #999 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 6 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #81 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #710 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #26 | Satan hat | 1 |
| #277 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 9 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #126 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #147 | Shield of Icy Fate | 2 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #13 | Staff of the Electric Range | 3 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #108 | Stephen's lab coat | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #157 | Swizzler | 67 |
| #127 | Sword of Dark Omens | 3 |
| #110 | TI-9000 calculator | 19 |
| #187 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 15 |
| #29 | Talisman of Baio | 1 |
| #10 | The Big Book of Communism | 2 |
| #56 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #53 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 2 |
| #47 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 2 |
| #352 | The Joy of Wassailing | 10 |
| #699 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #41 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #33 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #37 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #40 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #35 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #31 | The Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #11 | Three Mile Island shorts | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1241 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #14 | Tiki lighter | 19 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #26 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 2 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| #18 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #127 | Trainbot circuitry | 7 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #115 | Trainbot linkages | 9 |
| #75 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #137 | Trainbot optics | 5 |
| #151 | Trainbot plating | 2 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #130 | Trainbot servomotors | 5 |
| #190 | Trainbot slag | 4 |
| #156 | Trainbot tubing | 2 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #52 | Ultra Mega Sour Ball | 1 |
| #306 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 5 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #443 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 25 |
| #12 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 2 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #262 | Valentine | 120 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #13 | Venus flytrap | 50 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #65 | Wand of Oscus | 2 |
| #151 | Workytime Tea | 14 |
| #509 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| #365 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 9 |
| #48 | Yuleviathan necklace | 1 |
| #181 | Z-Bone steak | 3 |
| #148 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 8 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #1139 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #12 | aerogel accordion | 1 |
| #12 | aerogel akubra | 1 |
| #15 | aerogel anvil | 1 |
| #8 | aerogel apron | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel ascot | 1 |
| #14 | aerogel attache case | 1 |
| #112 | alien drugs | 24 |
| #181 | alien force field disruptor bean | 2 |
| #50 | alien protein powder | 5 |
| #89 | alien source code printout | 4 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #133 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 30 |
| #38 | anemoney clip | 1 |
| #116 | anniversary balloon | 11 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #112 | antique beer | 3 |
| #623 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #32 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #117 | antique nutcracker figurine | 2 |
| #47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #42 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #458 | antique record album | 5 |
| #22 | apathetic lizardman doll | 12 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #170 | aspirin | 5 |
| #97 | astronaut ice-cream | 5 |
| #1082 | astronaut pants | 5 |
| #59 | augmented-reality shades | 7 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #192 | baconstone | 37 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #521 | badass belt | 88 |
| #71 | bag of airline peanuts | 293 |
| #66 | bag of grain | 1 |
| #12 | bakelite backpack | 1 |
| #10 | bakelite badge | 1 |
| #16 | bakelite belt | 1 |
| #12 | bakelite bowl | 1 |
| #15 | bakelite breeches | 1 |
| #14 | bakelite brooch | 1 |
| #62 | balanced antler | 2 |
| #80 | ball | 96 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #405 | banana | 11 |
| #142 | banana-frosted king cake | 17 |
| #602 | bananagate | 7 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #41 | bark rootbeer | 10 |
| #40 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 28 |
| #59 | batskin belt | 27 |
| #178 | battered Crimbo Crate | 78 |
| #13 | beaver punch (cherry) | 13 |
| #103 | beavermouth | 92 |
| #34 | beer goggles | 31 |
| #447 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #60 | beholed bedsheet | 10 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #251 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #39 | big red button | 1 |
| #139 | bindlestocking | 17 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1209 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #122 | black Crimbo ball | 11 |
| #106 | black and white cracker | 4 |
| #114 | black candy heart | 127 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #69 | black-and-blue light | 786 |
| #75 | blank diary | 2 |
| #323 | blind-packed capsule toy | 11 |
| #104 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 153 |
| #217 | blob of Alphredo™ | 1 |
| #648 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 11 |
| #50 | blood flower | 309 |
| #93 | blood-drive sticker | 1 |
| #46 | blue glowstick | 23 |
| #77 | blue plasma ball | 760 |
| #97 | blue plastic baby | 4 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #85 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 14 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #22 | bonedanna | 2 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #435 | borg sock monkey | 4 |
| #332 | bottle of Blank-Out | 33 |
| #72 | bottle of Crimbognac | 5 |
| #276 | bottle of bubbles | 40 |
| #290 | bottle of fire | 11 |
| #501 | bottle of goofballs | 51 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #101 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 16 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #52 | bowl of mernudo | 34 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #2221 | box of sunshine | 55 |
| #98 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #27 | bread line | 16 |
| #57 | bread man | 6 |
| #103 | bread pie | 6 |
| #107 | brick | 295 |
| #317 | broken cellular phone | 10 |
| #62 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 2 |
| #283 | brown plastic baby | 2 |
| #20 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 13 |
| #80 | bubble-wrap simulator | 12 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #56 | buckyball | 116 |
| #763 | bunch of bananas | 2 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #147 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #141 | cabooze | 6 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #214 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #98 | can of mixed everything | 1 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #175 | candied bolts | 6 |
| #425 | candied nuts | 4 |
| #2873 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #27 | candy cane candygram | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #187 | candy harmonica | 3 |
| #44 | cane-mail pants | 1 |
| #30 | cane-mail shirt | 1 |
| #85 | carnivorous potted plant | 1 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #26 | chaos butterfly | 39,009 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #1090 | cheap elven gloves | 2 |
| #253 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 24 |
| #69 | cheap studded belt | 803 |
| #50 | cheap toaster | 29 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #92 | cheer-o-gram | 6 |
| #55 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 2 |
| #41 | cheerful antler hat | 2 |
| #40 | cheerful pajama pants | 2 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #163 | choco-Crimbot | 8 |
| #333 | chocolate cigar | 5 |
| #245 | chocolate filthy lucre | 21 |
| #132 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 12 |
| #66 | chocomotive | 8 |
| #60 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 156 |
| #92 | cinnamon machine oil | 74 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #5 | circle drum | 3 |
| #260 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #103 | clear Russian | 6 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #125 | cloning kit | 9 |
| #62 | clown hammer | 318 |
| #565 | club necklace | 12 |
| #16 | coarse hemp socks | 2 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #189 | comfy pillow | 2 |
| #34 | communal gobstopper | 13 |
| #20 | concentrated fish broth | 3 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #312 | cookie cookie | 3 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #34 | cranberry cylinder | 1 |
| #80 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 19 |
| #210 | cranberry schnapps | 3 |
| #100 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 2 |
| #92 | crystal Crimbo platter | 2 |
| #22 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #233 | crystalline cheer | 407 |
| #40 | crystalline seal eye | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #117 | cursed wishbone | 2 |
| #594 | cyborg doll | 2 |
| #538 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
| #66 | cymbal syrup | 209 |
| #139 | d20 | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #117 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 1 |
| #22 | deactivated putty buddy | 1 |
| #9 | deck of tropical cards | 44 |
| #76 | defective skull | 269 |
| #708 | delicious salad | 46 |
| #130 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 2 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #47 | desktop zen garden | 1 |
| #999 | diamond necklace | 7 |
| #11 | dice-print do-rag | 1 |
| #907 | disassembled clover | 20 |
| #89 | discarded swimming trunks | 1 |
| #296 | discocktail | 4 |
| #125 | distention pill | 1 |
| #369 | doll house | 14 |
| #10 | doll-eye amulet | 2 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #419 | donated booze | 6 |
| #513 | donated candy | 1 |
| #432 | donated food | 4 |
| #80 | double daisy | 5 |
| #93 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 77 |
| #13 | drippy caviar | 1 |
| #5 | drippy khakis | 1 |
| #20 | drippy nugget | 1 |
| #15 | drippy plum(?) | 1 |
| #14 | drippy stake | 1 |
| #12 | drippy truncheon | 2 |
| #57 | drive-thru burger | 6 |
| #128 | droll monocle | 9 |
| #297 | drop of water-37 | 13 |
| #27 | dry vodka martini | 75 |
| #81 | duck-on-a-string | 22 |
| #191 | duct tape | 259 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #44 | duct tape dockers | 2 |
| #32 | duct tape fedora | 2 |
| #52 | duct tape shirt | 2 |
| #75 | duct tape sword | 2 |
| #581 | dusty Crimbo crate | 19 |
| #687 | easter egg balloon | 36 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #106 | eggnog | 173 |
| #187 | eggwater | 3 |
| #80 | eldritch alignment spray | 7 |
| #203 | eldritch effluvium | 109 |
| #12 | eldritch hammer | 1 |
| #16 | eldritch hat | 1 |
| #72 | eldritch ichor | 48 |
| #77 | eldritch oil | 1 |
| #14 | eldritch pants | 1 |
| #10 | eldritch scanner | 7 |
| #79 | electric pants | 5 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #19 | elf ploughshare | 2 |
| #1358 | elven limbos gingerbread | 4 |
| #1131 | elven cellocello | 18 |
| #1193 | elven moonshine | 4 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #303 | elven squeeze | 1 |
| #1322 | elven suicide capsule | 14 |
| #10 | elven tambourine | 2 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #81 | emergency margarita | 1 |
| #76 | empty blowgun | 36 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #925 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 6 |
| #71 | encoder ring | 239 |
| #13 | eternal knot tattoo | 1 |
| #734 | evil teddy bear | 16 |
| #216 | executive mime flask | 4 |
| #40 | exotic orchid | 10 |
| #194 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 131 |
| #1165 | facsimile dictionary | 5 |
| #21 | faded green protest sign | 2 |
| #17 | faded red protest sign | 2 |
| #78 | fake fake vomit | 305 |
| #66 | fake hand | 313 |
| #513 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #1148 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 5 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #129 | fancy chocolate | 18 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| 🥈 | fancy dress ball | 15,295 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #113 | felt | 66 |
| #113 | festive egg sac | 1 |
| #970 | festive holiday hat | 3 |
| #48 | fez of etymology | 10 |
| #10 | fiberglass fannypack | 1 |
| #15 | fiberglass fedora | 1 |
| #16 | fiberglass fetish | 1 |
| #13 | fiberglass fingerguard | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass foil | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass frock | 1 |
| #250 | fiery wing | 16 |
| #1798 | filthy lucre | 3 |
| #37 | fire | 159 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #53 | fishelada | 37 |
| #57 | fitness wristband | 7 |
| #9 | flagstone fez | 1 |
| #6 | flagstone flag | 1 |
| #6 | flagstone flail | 1 |
| #7 | flagstone flip-flops | 1 |
| #65 | flan del mar | 8 |
| #206 | flashing novelty button | 5 |
| #66 | flavored foot massage oil | 778 |
| #172 | fleshy putty | 2 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock helmet | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock pants | 1 |
| #859 | floaty sand | 3 |
| #60 | flour cookie | 6 |
| #68 | foam dart | 761 |
| #30 | foam pistol | 3 |
| #191 | foetid seal tear | 29 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #33 | fortifying hot cocoa | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #121 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 4 |
| #150 | freightcake | 6 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #16 | fruit bat | 1 |
| #67 | fruitcake | 348 |
| #187 | fudge bunny | 3 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #564 | fudge lily | 5 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #121 | fudge-shaped hole in space-time | 1 |
| #648 | fudgecule | 747 |
| #109 | fudgecycle | 2 |
| #56 | fuzzy dice | 31 |
| #33 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 1 |
| #8 | gabardine gaiters | 1 |
| #11 | gabardine garibaldi | 1 |
| #9 | gabardine garland | 1 |
| #10 | gabardine girdle | 1 |
| #6 | gabardine gloves | 1 |
| #12 | gabardine gunnysack | 1 |
| #534 | ghost cucumber | 84 |
| #353 | ghost of a necklace | 6 |
| #9 | giant book of ancient carols | 12 |
| #164 | giant glass of brandy | 3 |
| #171 | giant marshmallow | 2 |
| #107 | gift-a-pult | 4 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #16 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #136 | gingerbread bugbear | 181 |
| #30 | gingerbread cigarette | 1 |
| #169 | gingerbread horror | 26 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #258 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 13 |
| #636 | gingerbread robot | 2 |
| #52 | gingerbread smartphone | 8 |
| #60 | gingerbread wine | 1 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #78 | glob of salty molasses | 46 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #37 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 3 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #35 | gnashing teeth | 1 |
| #20 | goat | 762 |
| #134 | golden fleece | 1 |
| #247 | golden ring | 88 |
| 🥈 | golden twig | 55,555 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #66 | gooified animal matter | 71 |
| #62 | gooified mineral matter | 71 |
| #65 | gooified vegetable matter | 76 |
| #64 | government booze shipment | 1 |
| #69 | government candy shipment | 1 |
| #131 | government cheese | 26 |
| #67 | government food shipment | 1 |
| #67 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 9 |
| #60 | grandfather watch | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #46 | graveyard snowglobe | 3 |
| #900 | gray bow tie | 5 |
| #146 | green and red bean | 28 |
| #250 | green candygram | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #172 | green glowstick | 9 |
| #606 | green gummi ingot | 28 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #132 | grilled mooseflank | 16 |
| #718 | grue egg | 37 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| 🥉 | gyroscope | 8,982 |
| #168 | hamethyst | 42 |
| #98 | hand-carved bokken | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #512 | handful of confetti | 78 |
| #475 | handful of sand | 20 |
| #40 | handmade hobby horse | 4 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #486 | heart necklace | 14 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #652 | heart of the volcano | 10 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #29 | hemp candy necklace | 17 |
| #69 | hermedisiac cologne | 1 |
| #792 | herringcello | 23 |
| #284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #282 | hobo nickel | 1,053 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #82 | honey-drenched ham slice | 46 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #152 | hot daub | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #114 | hot egg | 2 |
| #87 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #91 | huge bowl of candy | 20 |
| #17 | humming El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #98 | hushed puppy | 4 |
| #18 | hypnodisk | 1 |
| #916 | iGoogly | 11 |
| #31 | icing poncho | 1 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #759 | immense cyborg hand | 6 |
| #58 | imported lemon lozenge | 1 |
| #61 | incredibly creepy marionette | 34 |
| #104 | industrially-crushed ice | 8 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #95 | intact anemone spike | 30 |
| #100 | invisible bag | 8 |
| #10 | iron chain | 2 |
| #215 | iron pasta spoon | 37 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #11 | isotophat | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #546 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 2 |
| #316 | java cookie | 3 |
| #72 | jazz soap | 286 |
| #231 | jerky coins | 99 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #61 | joybuzzer | 334 |
| #34 | kelp-holly drape | 1 |
| #37 | kelp-holly gun | 1 |
| #450 | killer rag doll | 6 |
| #163 | killing feather | 116 |
| #205 | kite | 38 |
| #31 | kitten burglar | 1 |
| #139 | kiwi beak | 9 |
| #60 | kneecapping stick | 277 |
| #766 | knuckle sandwich | 22 |
| #583 | kumquartz | 7 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #47 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| #29 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #95 | library card | 8 |
| #307 | licorice root | 18 |
| #36 | liquid SONAR | 3 |
| #12 | little red book | 2 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #23 | loaded serum blowgun | 108 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #433 | long-stemmed rose | 2 |
| #97 | lost elf luggage | 15 |
| #62 | lovecat tail | 14 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #55 | lucky rabbit's foot | 75 |
| #999 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #459 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 7 |
| #205 | mafia aria | 125 |
| #64 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 296 |
| 🥇 | magical ice cubes | 55,555 |
| #145 | makeshift cape | 2 |
| #170 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #23 | mana-basted tofurkey leg | 6 |
| #25 | mana-coated yams | 6 |
| #23 | mana-fortified cranberry sauce | 6 |
| #25 | mana-stuffed herbal stuffing | 6 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #7 | marble maebari | 1 |
| #7 | marble magnet | 1 |
| #6 | marble mantle | 1 |
| #14 | marble mariachi hat | 1 |
| #9 | marble medallion | 1 |
| #5 | marble mignonette bowl | 2 |
| #424 | marionette | 4 |
| #250 | marionette collective | 3 |
| #326 | marshmallow flambé | 2 |
| #20 | metallic foil bow | 2 |
| #17 | metallic foil cat ears | 17 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| #445 | mime soul fragment | 5 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #78 | miniature espresso maker | 2 |
| #23 | miniature goose mask | 1 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #190 | moist Crimbo spices | 3 |
| #310 | molten brick | 17 |
| #152 | monomolecular yo-yo | 446 |
| #76 | mood ring | 189 |
| #79 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 52 |
| #177 | muffled muffuletta | 3 |
| #86 | multi-level marzipan | 6 |
| #292 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #106 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| #500 | mylar scout drone | 10 |
| #169 | mysterious present | 1 |
| #160 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 10 |
| #368 | nanite-infested candy cane | 41 |
| #118 | nanite-infested eggnog | 34 |
| #249 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 17 |
| #261 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 16 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #489 | night-vision goggles | 4 |
| #113 | not-a-pipe | 5 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #28 | nuclear stockpile | 2 |
| #297 | nugget of Crimbonium | 5 |
| #18 | numberwang | 1 |
| #677 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2268 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #47 | ojo de pez burrito | 51 |
| #2057 | old sweatpants | 2 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #218 | oldcake | 2 |
| #601 | oozenog | 6 |
| #221 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 32 |
| #229 | orange candygram | 2 |
| #525 | orange glowstick | 4 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #249 | oriole-feather headdress | 5 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #508 | oversized fish scaler | 9 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #273 | pack of pogs | 72 |
| #103 | pair of government shades | 6 |
| #38 | pair of twitching claws | 2 |
| #16 | paperclip | 2,550 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #6 | papier-mâché trophy piñata | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #5 | party hat | 11,139 |
| #1238 | passable elf mask | 4 |
| #760 | patent leather shoes | 7 |
| #524 | pearidot | 9 |
| #887 | penguin focaccia bread | 21 |
| #575 | penguin thesaurus | 12 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #32 | peppermint spine | 2 |
| #62 | peppermint tailings | 506 |
| #145 | peppermint-scented socks | 1 |
| #213 | perl necklace | 3 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #63 | personal massager | 640 |
| #46 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 16 |
| #402 | personalized birthday cake | 4 |
| #84 | personalized coffee mug | 775 |
| #27 | pet bad vibe | 1 |
| #17 | pet rock | 329 |
| #65 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 301 |
| #67 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 306 |
| #107 | petit 4.1 | 6 |
| #188 | petit fortran | 4 |
| #106 | petrified time | 4 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #26 | picture of you | 2 |
| #95 | pile of Trainbot parts | 190 |
| #10 | pine cone | 2 |
| #9 | pine cone necklace | 1 |
| #143 | ping-pong ball | 13 |
| #50 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #158 | pink glowstick | 12 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #88 | plaid swatch | 3 |
| #190 | plain brown wrapper | 3 |
| #79 | plain candy cane | 5 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #46 | plastic bazooka | 2 |
| #113 | plastic passion fruit | 19 |
| #71 | plexiglass pants | 3 |
| #65 | plexiglass pendant | 3 |
| #106 | plexiglass pikestaff | 3 |
| #40 | plexiglass pinky ring | 5 |
| #147 | plexiglass pith helmet | 2 |
| #90 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 2 |
| #75 | pocket maze | 1 |
| #53 | pointed stick | 46 |
| #55 | pointy red hat | 8 |
| #861 | polyalloy shield | 5 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #13 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #17 | poncho de azucar | 1 |
| #18 | porcelain pelerine | 1 |
| #23 | porcelain pepper mill | 1 |
| #24 | porcelain phantom mask | 1 |
| #19 | porcelain plus-fours | 1 |
| #25 | porcelain police baton | 1 |
| #22 | porcelain porkpie | 1 |
| #96 | pork elf goodies sack | 79 |
| #287 | porquoise | 25 |
| #693 | portable corkscrew | 10 |
| #93 | portable dam | 1 |
| #493 | portable photocopier | 12 |
| #42 | portable ping-pong table | 1 |
| #90 | portable steam unit | 1 |
| #30 | possessed top | 168 |
| #94 | potato alarm clock | 1 |
| #63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #740 | powdered candy sushi set | 2 |
| #35 | powdered powdered sugar | 8 |
| #247 | prehistoric spear | 15 |
| #67 | prescription teeth whitener | 1 |
| #413 | pretty bouquet | 3 |
| #248 | pretty flower | 982 |
| #52 | primitive candy cane | 5 |
| #120 | prismatic wad | 60 |
| #160 | projectile chemistry set | 3 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #187 | psycho sweater | 2 |
| #179 | puff of smoke | 1 |
| #619 | pulsing flesh | 6 |
| #137 | purple glowstick | 12 |
| #843 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #26 | questionable taco | 19 |
| #110 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 2 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #169 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 58 |
| #286 | really dense meat stack | 22 |
| #419 | recursive spline reticulator | 7 |
| #44 | red ale | 9 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #17 | red armband | 2 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #598 | red gummi ingot | 28 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #15 | reindeer hammer | 2 |
| #11 | reindeer sickle | 2 |
| #25 | reusable shopping bag | 2 |
| #564 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #29 | ribbon candy ascot | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #941 | rigid carapace | 5 |
| #1104 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1131 | robotronic egg | 22 |
| #879 | [2108]rock | 4 |
| #37 | rocky road ice cream | 2 |
| #1257 | rogue swarmer | 45 |
| #1759 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1289 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 6 |
| #1309 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 6 |
| #821 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 9 |
| #80 | rubber emo roe | 296 |
| #52 | ruby on canes | 6 |
| #65 | runny fermented egg | 4 |
| #167 | runny icing | 2 |
| #1023 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #239 | s'more | 51 |
| #57 | s'more gun | 1 |
| #15 | sack of doorknobs | 43 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #126 | salt plum | 36 |
| #101 | salty gumdrop | 23 |
| #19 | sandcastle | 11 |
| #1031 | sandwich of the gods | 6 |
| #88 | sausage without a cause | 1 |
| #137 | sawblade fragment | 144 |
| #125 | scotch on the rocks | 2 |
| #199 | scroll of pasta summoning | 87 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #34 | set of jacks | 4 |
| #227 | severed rocking horse head | 2 |
| #76 | shadow bread | 1 |
| #52 | shadow brick | 1 |
| #38 | shadow flame | 7 |
| #65 | shadow fluid | 1 |
| #45 | shadow glass | 2 |
| #54 | shadow ice | 1 |
| #41 | shadow nectar | 5 |
| #68 | shadow sausage | 1 |
| #58 | shadow sinew | 1 |
| #57 | shadow skin | 3 |
| #55 | shadow stick | 1 |
| #64 | shadow venom | 1 |
| #67 | shady shades | 1 |
| #17 | shaking skull | 1 |
| #8 | shimmering rainbow sand | 269 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #347 | shiny ring | 72 |
| #32 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #172 | shushed potatoes | 3 |
| #48 | silent B | 6 |
| #99 | silent P | 6 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #129 | silent pea shooter | 9 |
| #82 | silver face paint | 1 |
| #28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| 🥉 | sinister altar fragment | 382 |
| #66 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 27 |
| #62 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 17 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #166 | sleeping snowy owl | 24 |
| #163 | sleeping stocking | 16 |
| #59 | smart watch | 7 |
| #197 | smoking grass | 466 |
| #66 | sneaky wrapping paper | 23 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #85 | snowball | 13 |
| #19 | snowpack | 1 |
| #108 | sock monkey | 22 |
| #42 | soggy elf shoes | 1 |
| #346 | solid gold bowling ball | 53 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #207 | soy cordial | 3 |
| #24 | space beast fur | 22 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #100 | space junk | 42 |
| #1172 | spade necklace | 6 |
| #337 | spaghetti cult mask | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #670 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #818 | spectral pickle | 8 |
| #2372 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #98 | spirit blanket | 4 |
| #82 | spirit mattress | 5 |
| #101 | spirit pillow | 4 |
| #102 | spirit sheet | 4 |
| #61 | spiritual eggnog | 4 |
| #214 | sponge cake | 2 |
| #803 | spooky eggnog | 7 |
| #170 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 2 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #78 | squeaky toy rose | 1 |
| #9 | stained glass serape | 1 |
| #6 | stained glass shield | 1 |
| #8 | stained glass shiv | 1 |
| #11 | stained glass spectacles | 1 |
| #7 | stained glass stetson | 1 |
| #8 | stained glass suspenders | 1 |
| #676 | stainless steel scarf | 5 |
| #1713 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1337 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1006 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #131 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 5 |
| #4 | star | 55,555 |
| #108 | steamed oyster | 7 |
| #144 | stick | 18 |
| #65 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 794 |
| #686 | stick-on-a-string | 5 |
| #251 | strange cube | 6 |
| #68 | strange helix fossil | 1 |
| #42 | strange shiny disc | 179 |
| #428 | strawberyl | 13 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #173 | stress ball | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #45 | string of blue beads | 148 |
| #62 | string of green beads | 113 |
| #31 | string of red beads | 173 |
| #1019 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 46 |
| #1541 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 33 |
| #42 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 6 |
| #778 | stuffed alien blob | 9 |
| #1288 | stuffed angry cow | 39 |
| #1728 | stuffed astral badger | 30 |
| #1283 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 40 |
| #184 | stuffed can of asparagus | 100 |
| #1170 | stuffed cocoabo | 41 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #383 | stuffed doppelshifter | 38 |
| #1150 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 44 |
| #1130 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 45 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #157 | stuffed gray blob | 276 |
| #1918 | stuffed hand turkey | 27 |
| #1786 | stuffed mind flayer | 29 |
| #198 | stuffed ninja snowman | 32 |
| #208 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #126 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 8 |
| #42 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #1489 | stuffed scary death orb | 35 |
| 🥉 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 55,555 |
| #1388 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 37 |
| #1017 | stuffed snowy owl | 47 |
| #1534 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 34 |
| #1355 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 37 |
| #1402 | stuffed treasure chest | 23 |
| #1008 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 50 |
| #683 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 19 |
| #25 | sucker bucket | 8 |
| #54 | sucker hakama | 3 |
| #50 | sucker kabuto | 3 |
| #800 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #53 | sucker tachi | 3 |
| #89 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 23 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #266 | support cummerbund | 29 |
| #171 | sweet mochi ball | 11 |
| #682 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #138 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 3 |
| #88 | synthetic rock | 1 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #84 | tangled mass of creepy pasta | 6 |
| #132 | tarnished bottlecap | 6 |
| #255 | tattered paper crown | 3 |
| #421 | teddy bear | 16 |
| #1007 | teddy borg | 6 |
| #434 | ten-leaf clover | 30 |
| #4 | terra cotta tambourine | 1 |
| #5 | terra cotta tie tack | 1 |
| #6 | terra cotta tongs | 1 |
| #5 | terra cotta train | 1 |
| #5 | terra cotta trousers | 1 |
| #6 | terra cotta truss | 1 |
| #99 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #169 | throbbing rage gland | 2 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #16 | tinsel orb | 1 |
| #25 | tiny bust of Pallas | 10 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #27 | tiny glowing red nose | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #196 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 6 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #107 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #40 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 27 |
| #630 | tooth | 6 |
| #75 | toothbrush | 29 |
| #552 | toothsome rock | 18 |
| #25 | top | 183 |
| #32 | topeé | 1 |
| #23 | topiary necktie | 1 |
| #35 | topiary tights | 1 |
| #565 | tortoise's blessing | 2 |
| #537 | tourmalime | 9 |
| #270 | towel | 41 |
| #13 | toxic mop | 1 |
| #21 | toxo | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #521 | toy crazy train | 17 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #361 | toy jet pack | 21 |
| #220 | toy maglev monorail | 6 |
| #433 | toy mercenary | 16 |
| #498 | toy ray gun | 19 |
| #215 | toy soldier | 9 |
| #676 | toy space helmet | 11 |
| #137 | toy train | 13 |
| #88 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 10 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #214 | transparent nog | 2 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #149 | tree-eating kite | 235 |
| #314 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #257 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #67 | trilobite candy mold | 3 |
| #602 | trilobite fossil | 5 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| 🥈 | tropical paperweight | 210 |
| #101 | tropical wrapping paper | 7 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #834 | twitching claw | 6 |
| #26 | twitching space egg | 1 |
| #81 | twitching time capsule | 6 |
| #751 | unstable DNA | 61 |
| #833 | unstable laser battery | 50 |
| #1343 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #90 | unused soap | 22 |
| #659 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| #208 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 58 |
| #193 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 9 |
| #93 | vibrating cyborg knife | 28 |
| #83 | vintage smart drink | 1 |
| #101 | viral DNA | 21 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #134 | wand of pigification | 5 |
| #39 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 4 |
| #342 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 1 |
| #105 | warbear auto-anvil | 2 |
| #64 | warbear badge | 3 |
| #191 | warbear battery | 15 |
| #9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
| #6 | warbear bearserker greaves | 1 |
| #47 | warbear bearserker mead | 12 |
| #252 | warbear bearserker potion | 1 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #116 | warbear blizzard mead | 4 |
| 🥇 | warbear breakfast machine | 1 |
| #175 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 3 |
| #6 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 1 |
| #109 | warbear chemistry lab | 2 |
| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| #308 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| 🥉 | warbear electric long johns | 1 |
| #5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
| #4 | warbear electro-spiked helm | 1 |
| #228 | warbear empathy chip | 2 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #200 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #189 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #169 | warbear feasting bread | 2 |
| #93 | warbear feasting mead | 7 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| #4 | warbear fleece-lined long johns | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #211 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #10 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #118 | warbear gyro | 2 |
| #14 | warbear gyrocopter | 44 |
| #5 | warbear heated ushanka | 1 |
| #340 | warbear helm fragment | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear high festival pants | 2 |
| #109 | warbear high-efficiency still | 2 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #140 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 9 |
| #27 | warbear induction oven | 4 |
| #50 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 4 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #6 | warbear lined ushanka | 1 |
| #94 | warbear liquid lasers | 1 |
| #273 | warbear liquid overcoat | 1 |
| #8 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #436 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
| 🥇 | warbear officer greaves | 1 |
| #217 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plain helm | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
| #423 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #64 | warbear rejuvenation potion | 2 |
| #164 | warbear requisition box | 28 |
| #354 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 2 |
| #433 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear soda machine | 1 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #5 | warbear spiked helm | 1 |
| #87 | warbear superpotion | 1 |
| #71 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 7 |
| #345 | warbear trouser fragment | 1 |
| #245 | warbear wardance potion | 2 |
| #59 | warbear warrior bread | 7 |
| #12 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #461 | warbear whosit | 88 |
| #205 | warehouse key | 2 |
| #10 | water wings | 763 |
| #96 | weird gazelle steak | 1 |
| #109 | white Crimbo ball | 19 |
| #28 | white arm towel | 1 |
| #65 | whoopie cushion | 324 |
| #10 | wicker clicker | 1 |
| #9 | wicker kickers | 1 |
| #8 | wicker knickers | 1 |
| #12 | wicker slicker | 1 |
| #8 | wicker sticker | 1 |
| #12 | wicker ticker | 1 |
| #79 | wind-up chattering teeth | 282 |
| #408 | wind-up meatcar | 26 |
| #93 | wings of fire | 1 |
| #93 | witch hat | 8 |
| #6 | wooden axe | 2,893 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #467 | wrench bracelet | 6 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #12 | wrought-iron waders | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron walker | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron whisk | 1 |
| #11 | wrought-iron widget | 1 |
| #13 | wrought-iron wig | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron winch crank | 1 |
| #71 | x-ray specs | 286 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |
| #1185 | yellow candy heart | 2 |
| #279 | yellow candygram | 2 |
| #607 | yellow gummi ingot | 28 |
| #67 | yellow snowcone | 335 |
| #57 | yo | 132 |
| #79 | yo-yo | 387 |
| #68 | yule gruel | 40 |
| #125 | yule hatchet | 2 |
| #102 | yule pup | 1 |
| #74 | zombie dinosaur egg | 1 |
| #4 | zombie pineal gland | 337 |