| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #349 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 17 |
| #48 | Atomic Comic | 6 |
| #325 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 3 |
| #248 | BGE shotglass | 24 |
| #11 | BGE temporary tattoo | 39 |
| #190 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 14 |
| #78 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 2 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #224 | Blood Light | 19 |
| #266 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 7 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1198 | CRIMBCO scrip | 30 |
| #506 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #2140 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #283 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 22 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #138 | Lars the Cyberian | 3 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #1226 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #28 | Skullhead's Screw | 53 |
| #626 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #138 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 17 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #443 | The Joy of Wassailing | 7 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #218 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #714 | antique record album | 2 |
| #130 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #139 | bag of bones | 8 |
| #656 | baggie of powdered sugar | 17 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #397 | bindlestocking | 6 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #348 | black spot | 2 |
| #620 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #940 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #944 | bone chips | 1 |
| #749 | brine | 21 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #23 | club sandwich | 24 |
| #48 | corned-beef Reuben | 88 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1686 | delicious salad | 2 |
| #869 | dill | 32 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #134 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 44 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| 🥉 | felt | 3,891 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #137 | funhouse mirror | 7 |
| #1011 | ghost cucumber | 30 |
| #1023 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #1264 | handful of confetti | 31 |
| #308 | handful of honey | 8 |
| #209 | handful of numbers | 2 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #763 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #125 | obnoxious riddle | 3 |
| #295 | paperclip | 159 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #393 | portable photocopier | 17 |
| #242 | possessed tomato | 1 |
| #304 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| #746 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #286 | sleeping stocking | 10 |
| #707 | slow jam collection | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #124 | spectral pickle | 176 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #449 | strange cube | 2 |
| #1135 | tomato | 1 |
| #639 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #443 | tomato juice of powerful power | 1 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #860 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #783 | vinegar | 41 |
| #140 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 18 |