Museum :: Longuine

Longuine

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#150	1952 Mickey Mantle card	11
#511	30669 scroll	11
#662	33398 scroll	11
#420	334 scroll	11
#32	5-Alarm Saucepan	11
#55	64067 scroll	11
#118	668 scroll	11
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#12	Abyssal ember	11
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#146	Ancient Saucehelm	11
#537	Angelhair Culottes	2
#118	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	11
#570	Argarggagarg's fang	3
#95	Asleep in the Cemetery	11
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#534	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	2
#49	Barney's rake	7
#34	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	11
#1077	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	11
#209	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	11
#86	Bash-Ōs boxtop	11
#71	Bash-Ōs cereal	11
#186	Better Than Cuddling Cake	11
#40	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	11
#211	Bit O' Ectoplasm	11
#30	Bjorn's Hammer	11
#301	Blackfly Chardonnay	11
#454	Bling of the New Wave	3
#34	Blizzards I Have Died In	11
#70	Bohemian rhapsody	11
#888	Bonerdagon necklace	11
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#127	Boris's ring	11
#304	Boss Bat bling	11
#1112	Boss Bat britches	11
#350	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	11
#255	Bulky Buddy Box	11
🥈	Byte	1
#47	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	11
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#6	Can-Can skirt	11
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#105	Carol of the Hells	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#83	Carpathian longsword	11
#18	Cerebral Cloche	11
#33	Cerebral Crossbow	11
#11	Cerebral Culottes	11
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
#119	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#457	Chroner	11
#17	Chroner trigger	1
#330	Claw of the Infernal Seal	3
#892	Cloaca grenade	11
#1040	Cloaca-Cola	11
#321	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	11
#234	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	11
#197	Cloaca-Cola helmet	11
#248	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	11
#207	Cloaca-Cola shield	11
#63	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	11
#22	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	11
#699	Codpiece of the Goblin King	11
#135	Colander of Em-er'il	11
#436	Cold Hots candy	11
#265	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#89	Comma Chameleon egg	1
#35	Cookbook of the Damned	11
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#12	Crimbo hat	1
#8	Crimbo pants	1
#11	Crimbo sword	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#980	Crimboween memo	11
#1744	Crown of the Goblin King	11
#16	DIY protonic accelerator kit	1
#1361	Daffy Taffy	11
#40	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	11
#198	Disco 'Fro Pick	11
#47	Disco Banjo	11
#125	Doc's Miracle Cure	11
#63	Dogsgotnonoz pills	6
#408	Dolphin King's crown	11
#332	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	11
#4	Dragonscale breastplate	5
#206	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	11
#1133	Drowsy Sword	11
#5	Duke Vampire's regal cloak	5
#816	Dyspepsi grenade	11
#1464	Dyspepsi-Cola	11
#267	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	11
#204	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	11
#194	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	11
#252	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	11
#188	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	11
#44	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	11
#76	Eau de Guaneau	8
#196	El Sombrero De Lopez	11
#29	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
#99	El Vibrato drone	1
#124	El Vibrato power sphere	11
#161	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#291	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#258	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#232	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#197	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#298	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#285	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#26	El Vibrato trapezoid	1
#167	Elder Turtle Shell	11
#19	Elizabeth's Dollie	11
#30	Elizabeth's paintbrush	11
#85	Ellsbury's journal	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#85	FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	11
#91	FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	11
#101	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	11
#756	Feynman gate	11
#52	Flamin' Whatshisname	11
🥇	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	1
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#197	Frosty's frosty mug	9
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#30	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	11
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#31	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	5
🥇	Ginsu™	1
#208	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	11
#108	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	4
#14	Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	1
#33	Good 'n' Slimy	11
#697	Goodfella contract	11
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#86	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	1
#52	Greatest American Pants	1
#221	Green Clover of Justice	9
#245	Gummi-Gnauga	11
#1149	Heimandatz's heart	1
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#132	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#9	Humpty Dumplings	8
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#489	Instant Karma	11
#1676	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#622	Jocko Homo's head	3
#38	Junior Adventurer's kit	1
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#79	Kashmir sweater	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#33	Kissin' Cousins	11
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#463	Knob Goblin lunchbox	2
#178	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	1
#336	Krakrox's Loincloth	3
🥈	LARP membership card	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#551	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	2
#527	Lederhosen of the Night	2
#79	Let Me Be!	11
#72	Liam's mail	11
#144	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	1
#82	Libram of Divine Favors	1
#112	Libram of Love Songs	1
#41	Lobster qua Grill	8
#1728	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	11
#44	Mace of the Tortoise	11
#1249	Mad Train wine	11
#263	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#635	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	11
#5	Master Thief's utility belt	5
#47	Maxing, Relaxing	11
#27	Mayflower bouquet	2
🥇	Meatcleaver	1
#60	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	1
#8	Memory Disk, Alpha	11
#116	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#344	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	11
#346	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#1893	Mr. Mediocrebar	11
#88	Mr. Screege's spectacles	11
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#68	My First Art of War	11
#314	NPZR chemistry set	11
#137	Nardz energy beverage	6
#67	Necrotelicomnicon	11
🥈	Neuromancer	10,000
#40	Neverending Party favor	11
#70	New Age healing crystal	11
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#26	Nightmare Fuel	11
#15	No Hats as Art	1
#306	Now and Earlier	11
🥈	Official Council Aide Pin	1
#217	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#144	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	10
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#524	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#38	Oreille Divisée brandy	11
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#96	Othello's military jacket	1
#673	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	11
#16	Pasta Spoon of Peril	11
#13	Peek-a-Boo!	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#4	Potion of Heroism	10
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#255	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#87	Rainbow's Gravity	2
#18	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	11
#34	Red Roger's red left foot	1
#39	Red Roger's red left hand	1
#71	Red Roger's reliquary	11
#149	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	11
#7	Riker's Search History	11
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#1903	Rock Pops	11
#161	Rock and Roll Legend	12
#217	SPF 451 lip balm	11
#1073	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#203	Scalp of Gorgolok	11
#50	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	1
#126	Science Notebook	1
#129	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	1
#16	Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	1
#436	Senior Mints	11
#67	Sensual Massage for Creeps	11
#22	Shielding Potion	11
#26	Shot of Kardashian Gin	11
#71	Sinful Desires	11
#51	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	11
#17	Source terminal	1
#13	Space Baby children's book	9
#24	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	1
#596	Spooky Surprise Egg	11
#89	Spookyraven signet	11
#472	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	11
#191	Steal This Candy	11
#36	Stephen's lab coat	11
#36	Stephen's secret formula	11
#220	Sugar Cog	11
#53	Summer Nights	11
#68	Super Weight-Gain 9000	3
#336	Supernova Champagne	11
#63	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	1
#198	TI-9000 calculator	1
#42	Tales from the Fireside	11
#1256	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	11
#18	Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	11
#685	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#298	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	11
#4	The Ghoul King's ghoulottes	5
#46	The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	1
#73	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#61	The Lot's engagement ring	1
#705	The Mariachi's guitar case	2
#102	The Ring	1
#26	The Snitch's Manifesto	7
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#28	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	6
#18	Thor's Pliers	1
#246	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	3
#601	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	8
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#130	Time Bandit Time Towel	1
#16	Time Cape	1
#19	Time Cloak	1
🥇	Time Lord Badge of Honor	1
#39	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#9	To Build an Igloo	1
#108	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	1
#53	Travels with Jerry	11
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
🥇	Truthsayer	1
#150	Ultracolor™ shirt	1
#77	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	11
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#70	Unfortunato's foolscap	11
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#19	V for Vivala mask	2
#1082	Valentine	11
#70	Valentine's Day cake	8
#22	Vial of jus de larmes	11
#439	Volartta's bellbottoms	3
#204	Wand of Oscus	1
#802	Wint-O-Fresh mint	11
#69	Xiblaxian 5D printer	1
#16	Xiblaxian residence-cube	1
#732	Yakisoba's hat	2
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#1613	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#2454	Yummy Tummy bean	11
#77	Zim Merman's guitar	11
#660	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	2
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#182	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#189	Zombo's shield	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#126	abandoned candy	11
#1156	adorable seal larva	2
#46	aerated diving helmet	7
#183	agua de vida	11
#14	albatross necklace	11
#27	alien gemstone	11
#94	almost-dead walkie-talkie	11
#158	alphabet gum	11
#32	ancient cursed foot locker	11
#16	ancient hot dog wrapper	3
#508	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	11
#72	anger blaster	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#736	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#60	antique Canadian lantern	3
#626	antique bottle opener	1
#82	antique machete	11
#535	antique painting of a landscape	1
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#931	antique record album	1
#587	antique souvenir drawing	1
#20	aquamariner's ring	1
#204	arrow'd heart balloon	3
#433	asbestos apron	1
#53	aspirin	11
#82	astral badger	1
#570	astral mushroom	11
#415	astronaut ice-cream	1
#658	astronaut pants	11
#318	atomic vector plotter	11
#17	augmented El Vibrato drone	1
#1295	awful poetry journal	11
#45	baby bark scorpion	1
#23	baconstone ring	11
#132	bad penguin egg	1
#5	bad rum and good cola	11
#3567	badass belt	11
#97	bag of lard	11
#549	ball	11
#405	banana	11
#252	banana-frosted king cake	11
#14	barrel beryl ring	1
#49	bartender skull	1
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#110	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	11
#129	batskin belt	11
#719	battered Crimbo Crate	11
#63	beaten-up Chucks	8
#32	beautiful soup	8
#189	beer-scented teddy bear	3
#226	begpwnia	11
#52	beholed bedsheet	11
#57	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	11
#4	belt of Ogrekind	5
#44	bewitching boots	1
#285	bi-lateral logic compressor	11
#524	bilge wine	11
#152	birdbone corset	1
#288	bit-o-cactus	11
#35	bitter bowtie	1
#66	black eyedrops	11
#463	black paisley oyster egg	11
#441	black plastic oyster egg	11
#453	black polka-dot oyster egg	11
#314	black snowcone	11
#467	black striped oyster egg	11
#68	black velvet box	11
#650	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	11
#557	blood flower	11
#12	blue LavaCo Lamp™	1
#279	blue class ring	11
#141	blue glowstick	11
#303	blue paisley oyster egg	11
#433	blue plastic oyster egg	11
#365	blue polka-dot oyster egg	11
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#395	blue striped oyster egg	11
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#122	blue-frosted astral cupcake	11
#222	blueberry-frosted king cake	6
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#141	booze-soaked cherry	3
#179	borg sock monkey	11
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#221	bottle of Mystic Shell	4
#146	bottle of Pinot Renoir	11
#105	bottle of antifreeze	9
#1954	bottle of goofballs	11
#22	bottle of peppermint schnapps	11
#167	bottle of pirate juice	5
#57	bottle of realpagne	11
#217	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	2
#95	bottled green pixie	1
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#125	bouquet of circular saw blades	11
#142	bow staff	1
#37	bowl of Bounty-Os	11
#296	bowl of fishysoisse	3
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#7459	box of sunshine	1
#248	brainy skull	1
#26	brand new key	8
#42	brazen bracelet	1
#1526	brick	11
#4	briefcase full of sprinkles	4
#26	broken El Vibrato drone	1
#1268	broken skull	1
#590	bronze breastplate	1
#110	bronze handcuffs	1
#67	brown plastic baby	11
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#429	buckyball	11
#358	bunch of bananas	11
#119	bungle in the jungle	11
#80	burnt snowpants	11
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#185	calavera concertina	1
#250	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#545	can of fake snow	1
#20	can of franks 'n' beans	11
#178	can of spinach	11
#81	can of sterno	3
#791	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	11
#144	can-you-dig-it?	1
#279	candied kobold	11
#782	candied yams	11
#308	candy brain	11
#2092	candy cane	11
#110	candy cornucopia	1
#553	candy stake	11
#30	cane-mail shirt	1
#1149	canteen of wine	11
#808	capacitor relay	11
#813	carbon nanotube frame	11
#97	caret	2
#57	chamoisole	1
#39	charged magnet	2
#197	cheap cigar butt	11
#401	cheap elven gloves	11
#579	cheap plastic bottle opener	11
#83	chef skull	1
#39	chest barrel	1
#57	chintzy accordion pin	11
#85	chintzy disco ball pendant	11
#98	chintzy noodle ring	11
#101	chintzy saucepan earring	11
#102	chintzy seal pendant	11
#102	chintzy turtle brooch	11
#324	chocolate filthy lucre	11
#4	chocolate pocketwatch	5
#10	chocolate puppy	5
#161	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	11
#774	chunk of depleted Grimacite	11
#61	class five ecto-larva	1
#28	clockwork bartender head	1
#29	clockwork chef head	1
#43	clockwork detective skull	1
#27	clockwork maid head	1
#52	clockwork pirate skull	1
#202	clownskin harness	1
#12	cocoa of youth	5
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#26	comfy blanket	1
#131	comfy pillow	4
#539	commemorative war stein	11
#42	compounded experience	11
#300	computronic processing unit	11
#284	concentrated garbage juice	3
#91	container of Spooky Putty	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#22	cool iron ingot	1
#30	cool mushroom wine	11
#98	cotton candy cocoon	1
#70	cotton candy pillow	11
#36	counterfeit city	1
#228	cruelty-free wine	11
#32	cryptic puzzle box	1
#105	crystal skull	1
#32	crystallized memory	6
#201	cube of billiard chalk	1
#164	cursed black pearl onion	11
#159	cursed bottle of black-label rum	11
#173	cursed bottle of rum	11
#36	cursed breeches	1
#146	cursed cannonball	11
#64	cursed cutlass	1
#155	cursed dirty joke scroll	11
#42	cursed eyepatch	1
#127	cursed piece of thirteen	11
#163	cursed sea biscuit	11
#146	cursed voodoo skull	11
#165	cyborg doll	11
#84	cyclops eyedrops	11
#195	dance card	11
#58	dandy lion cub	1
#29	dark baconstone ring	1
#29	dark hamethyst ring	1
#34	dark porquoise ring	1
#123	das boot	1
#244	deadly lampshade	4
#106	death blossom	4
#32	decanter of fine Scotch	8
#273	decent brain	1
#1477	defective skull	1
#1106	delicious salad	11
#109	delicious shimmering moth	11
#24	deluxe Neverending Party favor	11
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#5	denastified haunch	11
#25	depleted Grimacite astrolabe	1
#40	depleted Grimacite grappling hook	1
#40	depleted Grimacite gravy boat	1
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#27	depleted Grimacite ninja mask	1
#22	depleted Grimacite shinguards	1
#31	depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	1
#226	depleted uranium seal figurine	3
#154	detective skull	1
🥇	diabolic pizza cube	1
#819	disembodied brain	1
#269	disintegrating sheet music	11
#43	distention pill	11
#248	distilled fortified wine	11
#1299	disturbing fanfic	11
#441	doll house	11
#625	dollhive	11
#279	donkey flipbook	3
#60	double daisy	8
#68	doubt cannon	1
#71	dreadful roast	1
#782	dried face	1
#870	drywall axe	11
#200	duck-on-a-string	11
#108	duct tape shirt	1
#47	duonoculars	11
#766	dusty Crimbo crate	11
#272	dusty animal cranium	1
#639	dusty bottle of Marsala	11
#647	dusty bottle of Merlot	11
#632	dusty bottle of Muscat	11
#635	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	11
#647	dusty bottle of Port	11
#611	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	11
#363	dwarf bread	11
#55	dwarvish war helmet	1
#46	dwarvish war kilt	1
#48	dwarvish war mattock	1
#400	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#1937	easter egg balloon	11
#140	effluvious emerald	11
#27	eggman noodles	11
#1146	eggnog	11
#151	eleven-foot pole	1
#925	elven limbos gingerbread	11
#761	elven moonshine	11
#417	elven socks	11
#1072	empty agua de vida bottle	11
#207	empty blowgun	11
#631	enchanted leopard-print barbell	11
#315	epic wad	1
#23	essential cameraderie	8
#30	essential soy	4
#70	essential tofu	2
#24	eternal car battery	11
#377	evil googly eye	11
#933	evil teddy bear	11
#70	expensive cigar	3
#67	extremely wet T-shirt	1
#137	facsimile dictionary	69
#145	faded red protest sign	1
#100	fake blood	11
#163	fake plastic grass	11
#12	fancy ball mask	11
#77	fancy beef jerky	2
#614	fancy but probably evil chocolate	11
#30	fancy canapés	11
#243	fancy chocolate	11
#885	fancy dress ball	11
#330	fancy seashell necklace	11
#62	fear condenser	1
#811	felt	11
#387	festive holiday hat	11
#39	fez of etymology	11
#289	figurine of a charred seal	11
#554	figurine of a cold seal	8
#111	figurine of a shadowy seal	11
#243	figurine of a sleek seal	9
#585	figurine of a slippery seal	1
#197	figurine of a stinking seal	11
#85	figurine of an ancient seal	11
#106	filigreed hamethyst ring	1
#325	filthy hippy poncho	1
#400	fine wine	11
#486	fire	11
#282	[2426]fire flower	4
#9	fishy pipe	11
#42	flaming mushroom wine	11
#137	flashing novelty button	6
#26	flask of Amontillado	11
#19	flat mushroom wine	11
#79	fleshy lump	11
#24	floaty inverse geode	6
#7	floaty rock helmet	1
#7	floaty rock necklace	1
#7	floaty rock pants	1
#533	floaty sand	19
#77	floaty stone sphere	1
#269	floral print shirt	1
#444	flute of flat champagne	11
#84	flyest of shirts	1
#161	foie gras	11
#72	freezerburned ice cube	5
#93	frigid derringer	11
#236	frigid mote	3
#428	frilly shirt	1
#58	frost-rimed seal hide	11
#69	frostbite-flavored Hob-O	11
#17	frozen seal spine	11
#1329	fruitcake	11
#69	fruitfilm	11
#67	fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	11
#63	fumble formula	1
#55	fustulent seal grulch	11
#311	fuzzy busby	9
#609	fuzzy montera	1
#75	garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	11
#297	ghost of a necklace	11
#125	ghost toga	1
#100	giant book of ancient carols	1
#448	giant discarded bottlecap	11
#790	giant discarded plastic fork	11
#407	giant discarded torn-up glove	11
#35	giant glass of brandy	11
#175	giant marshmallow	2
#1044	giant pinky ring	11
#35	giant spider leg	11
#25	gilded ancient cursed chest	11
#23	gilded ancient cursed key	11
#184	gin-soaked blotter paper	3
#6	ginger beer	8
#19	gingerbeard	1
#1465	gingerbread bugbear	11
#15	gingerbread gavel	7
#525	gingerbread horror	11
#10	gingerbread moneybag	1
#304	gingerbread mutant bugbear	11
#23	gingerbread wine	11
#6	gingerservo	11
#211	gingham blouse	1
#171	ginormous pumpkin	1
#89	glacial sapphire	11
#157	gladiator tunica	1
🥈	glass eye	1
#59	glass of bourbon	11
#47	glimmering buzzard feather	1
#64	glimmering great tit feather	1
#46	glimmering penguin feather	1
#44	glimmering phoenix feather	1
#74	glimmering raven feather	1
#143	glimmering roc feather	1
#50	gloomy mushroom wine	11
#224	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#200	glowing fungus	1
#118	glowing syringe	1
#102	gnauga hide vest	1
#429	gold wedding ring	11
#2425	golden ring	11
#341	good brain	1
#1013	googly eye	11
#1169	goth kid t-shirt	1
#223	grass blade	1
#95	grass clippings	11
#194	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#575	gray bow tie	11
#834	green beer	11
#22	green eggnog	11
#765	green glowstick	2
#20	green hamhock	11
#31	green pill	2
#5	green rock candy	11
🥈	green traffic cone	1
#120	green-frosted astral cupcake	11
#7	green-iced sweet roll	11
#2043	grue egg	11
#249	grue egg omelette	11
#369	grungy flannel shirt	1
#120	gun cleaning kit	1
#278	guy made of bee pollen	11
#257	gyroscope	11
#54	haiku katana	2
#223	half-orchid	11
#402	half-rotten brain	1
#13	hamethyst bracelet	11
#17	hamethyst ring	11
#38	hand-carved bokken	3
#45	hand-carved bow	1
#2517	handful of confetti	11
#219	happiness	11
🥇	hare pin	1
#571	harem girl t-shirt	1
#86	haunted bindle	11
#605	heart of the volcano	11
#160	heavy leather-bound tome	1
#55	helmet recipe	11
#696	herb brownies	11
#688	herbal stuffing	11
#6	high-end ginger wine	11
#249	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	11
#148	hipposkin poncho	1
#182	hobo fortress blueprints	1
#30	homeopathic healing powder	11
#236	honey-dipped locust	11
#301	hyperbolic plasma focuser	11
#59	hyperinflated seal lung	11
#14	ice sickle	2
#39	ice stein	11
#31	icy mushroom wine	11
#44	imbued seal-blubber candle	11
#341	imp unity ring	3
#269	incredibly creepy marionette	11
#18	infernal toilet brush	11
#180	interesting-looking twig	11
#60	invisible bag	11
#867	ion grid	11
#304	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	11
#349	irradiated candy cane	11
#72	irradiated pet snacks	6
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#192	jar of squeeze	5
#865	jar of swamp gas	11
#85	jewel-eyed wizard hat	1
#43	junk-mail shirt	1
#46	kickback cookbook	11
#244	killer rag doll	11
#655	kite	11
#20	knob mushroom wine	11
#23	knoll mushroom wine	11
#1001	knuckle sandwich	11
#84	kumquartz ring	1
#290	lavender paisley oyster egg	11
#340	lavender plastic oyster egg	11
#236	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	11
#182	lavender striped oyster egg	11
#64	leather bookmark	11
#5	leggings of the Spider Queen	5
#917	length of string	11
#247	lesser grodulated violet	11
#170	letterman's jacket	1
#608	lewd playing card	3
#73	library card	11
#60	lifeless meat doll	1
#905	lihc face	1
#105	little box of fireworks	1
#62	little round pebble	11
#141	llama lama cria	1
#373	loaded serum blowgun	11
#147	loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	1
#97	logging hatchet	1
#755	logic synthesizer	11
#54	longhaired hippy wig	11
#217	love song of disturbing obsession	11
#196	love song of icy revenge	11
#219	love song of naughty innuendo	11
#216	love song of smoldering passion	11
#206	love song of sugary cuteness	11
#221	love song of vague ambiguity	11
#78	lovecat tail	11
#218	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
#599	lucky rabbit's foot	11
#33	lynyrdskin tunic	1
#1430	macaroni duck	1
#276	mad scientist's sock monkey	11
#1075	mafia aria	11
#26	magnetic field	1
#60	maid head	1
#238	mandarina colada with a fly in it	1
#13	mannequin leg	11
#380	maple syrup	11
#91	mariachi toothpaste	1
#128	marionette	11
#51	marionette collective	11
#255	mauve paisley oyster egg	11
#325	mauve plastic oyster egg	11
#280	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	11
#358	mauve striped oyster egg	11
🥇	mayfly bait necklace	1
#55	meat face	1
#56	meatsmithing guide	11
#85	metal band T-shirt	1
#67	miniature boiler	4
#39	miniature stuffed Goth Giant	11
#31	missing wine	11
#36	molten medallion	1
#1228	monomolecular yo-yo	11
#17	monstrous monocle	2
#460	mood ring	11
#30	moon-amber	1
#84	mother's secret recipe	2
#79	munchies pill	11
#745	mushroom fermenting solution	11
#37	musty moccasins	1
#433	mylar scout drone	11
#143	mysterious silver lapel pin	11
#965	nanite-infested candy cane	11
#426	nanite-infested eggnog	11
#401	nanite-infested fruitcake	11
#421	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	11
#213	natty blue ascot	2
#80	naughty origami kit	1
#104	ninja pirate zombie robot head	1
#65	not-a-pipe	11
#4	nozzle of the Phoenix	4
#2519	obsidian dagger	3
#26	odor extractor	11
#194	off-white paisley oyster egg	11
#434	off-white plastic oyster egg	11
#281	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	11
#283	off-white striped oyster egg	11
#46	oily mushroom wine	11
🥇	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	1
#261	oozenog	11
#357	orange and black Crimboween candy	11
#1140	orange glowstick	1
#98	orange peel hat	5
#115	orange-frosted astral cupcake	11
#157	oriole-feather headdress	8
#30	ornate ancient cursed chest	11
#27	ornate ancient cursed key	11
#153	outrageous sombrero	1
#357	oyster basket	11
#33	packaged Pocket Professor	1
#73	packet of beer nuts	11
#133	packet of mayfly bait	1
🥇	packet of thanksgarden seeds	1
#767	pail	11
#239	palm-frond cloak	1
#352	pants of the Slug Lord	11
#363	parasitic claw	1
#228	parasitic headgnawer	1
#234	parasitic strangleworm	1
#191	parasitic tentacles	1
#103	pat-a-cake pendant	11
#559	patent leather shoes	11
#606	penguin thesaurus	11
#237	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	1
#679	pet rock	11
#494	petrified time	1
#54	pewter claymore	11
#118	phish stick	9
#63	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	11
#10	picture of you	11
#77	piece of after eight	11
#54	pig-iron bracers	3
#42	pig-iron helm	4
#29	pig-iron shinguards	5
🥈	pile of smoking rags	1
#23	pilgrim shield	2
#457	pink glowstick	5
#106	pink-frosted astral cupcake	11
#132	pirate fledges	1
#46	pirate pamphlet	11
#681	pirate shirt	1
#94	pirate skull	1
#17	pirate zombie head	1
#14	pirate zombie robot head	1
#28	pixel chain whip	1
#76	pixel cross	11
#7	pixel energy tank	11
#75	pixel holy water	11
#66	pixel morning star	1
#71	pixel orb	1
#33	pixel power cell	11
#49	pixel stopwatch	1
#61	pixel whip	1
#831	pixellated candy heart	11
#103	pixellated moneybag	11
#172	plastic passion fruit	11
#94	plastic pumpkin bucket	1
#214	plexiglass pants	1
#212	plexiglass pendant	1
#329	plexiglass pikestaff	1
#289	plexiglass pith helmet	1
#181	plexiglass pocketwatch	1
#73	plum wine	11
#147	plump juicy grub	11
#24	pointy mushroom wine	11
#188	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	4
#57	popular tart	11
#1049	pork elf goodies sack	4
#19	porquoise bracelet	11
#27	porquoise ring	11
#620	portable corkscrew	11
#498	possessed top	11
#65	possibility potion	3
#38	powdered sealbone	11
#341	prehistoric spear	11
#1213	pretty flower	11
#32	priceless diamond	11
#47	propeller beanie	1
#247	prussian cathouse with a fly in it	1
#321	psycho sweater	1
#56	psychokinetic energy blob	11
#215	puce paisley oyster egg	11
#329	puce plastic oyster egg	11
#336	puce polka-dot oyster egg	11
#211	puce striped oyster egg	11
#93	pulled porquoise ring	1
#271	pulsing flesh	11
#225	punk rock jacket	1
#148	purple glowstick	11
#140	purple-frosted astral cupcake	11
#303	quantum polarity inducer	11
#613	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	1
#183	rag doll	11
#21	ratarang	11
#683	razor-tipped yo-yo	11
#615	really dense meat stack	10
#282	recursive spline reticulator	11
#10	red LavaCo Lamp™	1
#145	red book	1
#596	red class ring	11
#103	red coat	1
#35	red foxglove	11
#266	red paisley oyster egg	11
#430	red plastic oyster egg	11
#283	red polka-dot oyster egg	11
#117	red shirt	1
#263	red striped oyster egg	11
#9	red traffic cone	1
#73	reflection of a map	11
#25	refrigerated biohazard container	1
#62	regret hose	1
#15	repaired El Vibrato drone	1
#312	reverse-oscillating klystron	11
#310	rhinestone cowboy shirt	1
#183	rib of the Bonerdagon	9
#344	rigid carapace	11
#78	ring of Detect Boring Doors	11
#53	ring of adornment	11
#481	ring of aggravate monster	11
#53	ring of cold resistance	11
#53	ring of conflict	11
#52	ring of fire resistance	11
#54	ring of gain strength	11
#279	ring of half-assed regeneration	11
#60	ring of increase damage	11
#100	ring of teleportation	1
#64	ring of telling skeletons what to do	1
#8	ring of the Skeleton Lord	4
#111	roboduck-on-a-string	11
#366	[2108]rock	11
#183	rockin' wagon with a fly in it	1
#110	roll of Hob-Os	11
#1615	roll of toilet paper	11
#51	rusty metal ring	11
#156	safety vest	1
#92	sandcastle	1
#704	sandwich of the gods	11
#115	sane hatrack	1
#189	scented massage oil	9
#8	scepter of the Skeleton Lord	4
#150	scintillating powder	1
#38	scrap of shadow	11
#219	scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil	11
#954	scroll of drastic healing	11
#723	scroll of pasta summoning	11
#40	seal lube	11
#180	seal-brain elixir	4
#38	secret from the future	5
#66	sensitive poetry journal	11
#333	servomechanical torsion facilitator	11
#422	severed rocking horse head	1
#15	shadowy seal eye	11
#124	shark jumper	1
#61	shavin' razor	1
#7	shield of the Skeleton Lord	5
#54	shimmering rainbow sand	11
#477	shimmering tendrils	1
#113	shiny butcherknife	11
#1445	shiny ring	11
#195	shrinking powder	2
#5	silver Dreadsylvanian flask	1
#56	silver cheese-slicer	3
#71	silver keg	1
#60	silver paté knife	2
#95	silver salt-shaker	2
#203	silver shrimp fork	11
#43	simple AI	1
#29	simple ancient cursed key	11
#33	sinister altar fragment	11
#46	sizzling seal fat	11
#23	skate blade	10
#149	skull of the Bonerdagon	11
#118	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	11
#239	slap and tickle with a fly in it	1
#107	sleep mask	1
#297	sleeping snowy owl	11
#24	slime convention coupons	11
#23	slime convention flyers	11
#19	slime convention pin	11
#69	slime convention swag bag	11
#25	slime convention t-shirt	11
#1014	smart skull	1
#78	smoldering bagel punch	11
#23	smooth velvet bra	1
#56	smudged alchemical recipe	11
#65	sock garters	2
#239	sock monkey	11
#281	soggy wofl t-shirt	1
#101	solid baconstone ring	1
#23	solid chrome box	1
#1096	solid gold bowling ball	11
#86	solid gold jewel	11
#32	soul knife	1
#35	soul mask	1
#479	souvenir ski t-shirt	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#214	spangly mariachi vest	1
#47	spectral axe	3
#53	spectral jelly	2
#1870	spectre scepter	11
#47	spice melange	9
#222	sponge cake	2
#185	spooky bicycle chain	11
#193	spooky cosmetics bag	11
#470	spooky eggnog	11
#757	spooky felt	11
#305	spooky hockey mask	5
#856	spooky length of string	11
#40	spooky mushroom wine	11
#139	spooky rattling cigar box	1
#1154	spooky shrunken head	1
#488	spooky stuffing	11
#441	spooky toy wheel	11
#607	spooky wooden block	11
#34	squirmy violent party snack	3
#408	stainless steel scarf	8
#400	stainless steel shillelagh	10
#311	stainless steel skullcap	9
#321	stainless steel slacks	10
#289	stainless steel solitaire	9
#351	stainless steel suspenders	11
#84	standards and practices guide	11
#288	star shirt	1
#135	steamy ruby	11
#70	sterno-flavored Hob-O	11
#226	stick	11
#365	stick-on-a-string	11
#47	stinking agaricus	1
#26	stinky mushroom wine	11
#114	stone wool	11
#572	strange cube	1
#352	strange shiny disc	11
#168	strawberry wine	11
#66	strawberry-flavored Hob-O	11
#1341	stray chihuahua	1
#1033	string of blue beads	11
#1032	string of green beads	11
#1032	string of red beads	11
#764	stringy sinew	11
#570	stuffed alien blob	11
#3765	stuffed angry cow	11
#906	stuffed doppelshifter	11
#1263	stuffed gray blob	11
#395	stuffed ninja snowman	11
#780	stuffing	11
#943	sturdy Crimbo crate	11
#288	sub-molecular interocitor	11
#7	sugar raygun	2
#119	sugar shirt	1
#238	sugar-coated pine cone	11
#593	supportive bra	1
#142	surgical apron	1
#45	synthetic dog hair pill	11
#225	tangarita with a fly in it	1
#76	tangle of rat tails	6
#157	tasty tart	11
#255	tattered paper crown	3
#360	tattered scrap of paper	11
#115	tawdry amethyst	11
#559	teddy bear	11
#696	teddy borg	11
#48	teeny-tiny magic scroll	11
#128	terrible poem	11
#5	the Archwizard's briefs	4
#4	the Ley Incursion's waist	5
#27	thermos of brew	11
#247	thistle wine	11
#18	throbbing rage gland	11
#54	tie-dyed fannypack	11
#45	time residue	11
🥇	time sleigh	1
#264	tin magnolia	11
#174	tin star	1
#559	tiny bottle of absinthe	11
#122	tiny fly glasses	2
#39	tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	4
#126	tiny plastic sword	1
#769	tofurkey gravy	11
#759	tofurkey leg	11
#108	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	11
#348	tooth	11
#148	toothbrush	11
#819	toothsome rock	11
#404	top	11
#37	torquoise ring	1
#715	towel	11
#730	toy crazy train	11
#90	toy deathbot	11
#642	toy jet pack	11
#96	toy maglev monorail	11
#582	toy mercenary	11
#728	toy ray gun	11
#139	toy soldier	11
#676	toy space helmet	11
#164	toy train	11
#772	toy wheel	11
#35	training scroll: Shattering Punch	1
#48	training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique	1
#38	training scroll: Snokebomb	1
#478	tree skirt	1
#1488	tree-eating kite	11
#53	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	11
🥇	tropical Crimbo pressie	1
#599	tropical paperweight	1
#1132	tropical wrapping paper	1
#42	tube sock	10
#113	turtlemail hauberk	1
#184	tuxedo shirt	1
#388	twitching claw	11
#172	twitching time capsule	1
#122	unearthly onyx	11
#45	unnatural gas	8
#101	unrequired jacket	1
#1698	unstable DNA	11
#91	unstable quark	11
#1127	unusual disco ball	2
#258	upsy daisy	11
#783	vampire duck-on-a-string	11
#45	vampire pearl ring	1
#723	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	11
#96	very overdue library book	8
#196	viral DNA	1
#524	vitachoconutriment capsule	11
#275	wad of cotton	11
#30	walrus ice cream	11
#82	wand of pigification	11
#24	water-polo cap	11
#10	water-polo mitt	11
#317	wheel	11
#509	white class ring	11
#49	white elephant gift	1
#603	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
#122	white snakeskin duster	1
#58	witch hat	11
🥇	witch's bra	1
#69	wizard action figure	1
#265	wooden block	11
#41	world's most unappetizing beverage	2
#331	woven baling wire bracelets	3
#46	wreath of laurels	11
#42	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	11
#176	wumpus hair	11
#176	yak anorak	1
#119	yellow glowstick	11
#234	yellow paisley oyster egg	11
#554	yellow plastic oyster egg	11
#185	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	11
#1345	yellow snowcone	11
#204	yellow striped oyster egg	11
#38	yellow traffic cone	1
🥇	yield shield	1
#752	yo	11
#1260	yo-yo	11
#104	your own black heart	1
#124	yuletide troll chrysalis	1
#78	zombie dinosaur egg	1
#402	zombie pineal gland	11

Wow, that's 18,115 items total!

what items are this player missing?