Museum :: Johnson

Johnson

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#276	Alewife™ Ale	1
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1044	BGE merchandise order form	1
#1447	BGE shotglass	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#296	BRAINS shorts	2
#433	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	4
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#473	Blood Light	4
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#384	Bone's Farm "wine"	4
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#1743	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#1503	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#589	CRIMBCO mug	19
#1699	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#2426	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#786	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#503	Cloaca grenade	30
#314	Cloaca-Cola	123
#815	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	3
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#66	Comet Drop	1
#1003	Corpse Island iced tea	4
#245	Crimbo Credit	37
#919	Crimbo candied pecan	7
#994	Crimbo fudge	6
#691	Crimbo peppermint bark	12
#327	Crimbo salad	4
#96	Crimbo ukulele	2
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#103	Crimbonium fuel rod	25
#243	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#128	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	3
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#3105	Crimbuck	2
#670	Daffy Taffy	42
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#313	Divine	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#883	Dyspepsi grenade	10
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#771	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	3
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#322	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	9
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#328	Ecto-Cooler	3
#170	Elvish delight	1
#206	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#127	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	1
#62	Frown Exerciser	1
#226	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	3
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
#548	Go-Wassail	28
#102	Good 'n' Slimy	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#343	Gummi-DNA	1
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#601	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
#712	Imp Ale	140
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#939	Mad Train wine	37
#308	Mae West	1
#961	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	6
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#703	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#325	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	2
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#272	Mon Tiki	2
#93	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#247	Mr. Mediocrebar	221
#634	NPZR chemistry set	1
#287	Neuromancer	1
#398	Nightstalker perfume	1
#98	Northern pemmican	1
#742	Now and Earlier	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#777	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#890	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#888	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#942	Ram's Face Lager	1
#222	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	8
#202	Rock Pops	232
#114	Russian Ice	1
#600	Schrödinger's thermos	16
#1319	Senior Mints	1
#441	Silver Bullet beer	3
#300	Spooky Surprise Egg	45
#861	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	5
#644	Steal This Candy	1
#669	Sugar Cog	1
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#555	Supernova Champagne	3
#633	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	9
#670	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	7
#622	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	10
#951	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	26
#598	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#684	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#472	The Cooler Out of Space	2
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#756	Typical Tavern swill	1
#274	Ultrasoldier Serum	2
#850	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#457	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	24
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#1912	Valentine	3
#106	White Hyborian	1
#802	Wint-O-Fresh mint	11
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#2955	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#916	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#335	abandoned candy	1
#387	accidental cider	2
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#623	alphabet gum	1
#581	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	10
#933	antique record album	1
#486	around the world	1
#135	arse-a'fire elixir	1
#125	asparagus stir-fry	1
#769	aspirin	1
#996	astronaut pants	6
#2042	ball	1
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#968	banana	2
#338	banana cream pie	1
#222	banana daiquiri	1
#251	banana supersucker	1
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#380	bark rootbeer	2
#353	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	5
#1425	bath ball gift set	1
#1662	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#489	beertini	3
#698	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#340	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	3
#88	berry-infused sake	1
#688	bilge wine	3
#702	bindlestocking	1
#479	bit-o-cactus	3
#437	bite-me-red lipstick	16
#469	black & tan	2
#565	black forest cake	2
#552	black forest ham	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#473	black pepper	2
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#634	black pudding	1
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#159	blended frozen swill	1
#274	blind-packed capsule toy	24
#393	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	1
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#722	blood flower	8
#744	bloody beer	4
#368	bloody mary	4
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#242	boilermaker	1
#498	borg sock monkey	3
#280	boring spaghetti	1
#553	bottle of Blank-Out	10
#219	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	8
#213	bottle of Definit	8
#296	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	3
#218	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	7
#194	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	11
#334	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#215	bottle of Pete's Sake	1
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#353	bottle of bubbles	28
#407	bottle of cooking sherry	2
#355	bottle of gin	53
#5026	bottle of goofballs	1
#79	bottle of melodramamine	1
#408	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#315	bottle of popskull	6
#266	bottle of realpagne	1
#180	bottle of rum	459
#344	bottle of sake	1
#663	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#289	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	4
#312	bottle of tequila	90
#331	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#372	bottle of vodka	48
#855	bottle of whiskey	14
#217	boxed champagne	7
#327	boxed wine	78
#247	brains casserole	1
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#369	bread line	2
#2708	brick	1
#296	bubble-wrap simulator	1
#1272	buckyball	2
#938	bunch of bananas	1
#466	bungle in the jungle	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#147	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	4
#89	caipifruta	2
#313	calle de miel	4
#1816	can of Binarrrca	1
#352	can of CRIMBCOLA	7
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#554	can of Swiller	1
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#96	candied bolts	8
#902	candied kobold	2
#622	candied nuts	2
#858	candy brain	1
#4784	candy cane	1
#1062	candy kneecapping stick	3
#666	candy knuckles	4
#240	candy skeleton	1
#715	candy stake	9
#1639	canteen of wine	2
#216	catgut taco	1
#802	cement sandals	1
#1344	cheap elven gloves	1
#274	cherry pie	1
#179	children of the candy corn	1
#248	chocolate disco ball	1
#714	chocolate filthy lucre	1
#163	chocolate pasta spoon	3
#218	chocolate saucepan	1
#212	chocolate seal-clubbing club	1
#211	chocolate stolen accordion	1
#208	chocolate turtle totem	1
#106	chocolate-covered caviar	1
#580	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
#350	chorizo taco	10
#662	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#81	citrus-infused sake	1
#3274	club necklace	1
#1139	cog	1
#680	colorful plastic ball	1
#51	communal gobstopper	8
#313	cookie cookie	3
#169	cool mushroom casserole	1
#200	cool mushroom wine	1
#1027	corpse on the beach	4
#218	corpsebite	1
#1424	corpsedriver	2
#579	corpsetini	9
#125	corrupted data	198
#120	cosmic lemonade	1
#486	cranberry schnapps	1
#951	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#433	cream pie	1
#368	cream stout	5
#523	cruelty-free wine	1
#459	cup of primitive beer	1
#494	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
#513	cursed bottle of rum	1
#281	cursed scrunchie	2
#476	cyborg doll	3
#139	day-old beer	1
#262	deck of tropical cards	2
#391	delicious noodles	2
#229	delicious spicy noodles	1
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
🥇	detour shield	1
#93	dew yoana lei	1
#75	dew yoana salacious lei	1
#985	distilled fortified wine	1
#200	doll house	29
#247	dollhive	41
#367	drum of pomade	1
#266	dry martini	1
#214	dry vodka martini	1
#133	dubious peppermint	1
#516	ducha de oro	1
#1476	duck-on-a-string	1
#1217	dusty Crimbo crate	3
#922	dusty bottle of Marsala	2
#801	dusty bottle of Merlot	5
#1030	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#880	dusty bottle of Port	3
#904	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	2
#1281	dwarf bread	1
#2833	eggnog	1
#106	elderly jawbreaker	1
#62	electronic dulcimer pants	1
#925	elven limbos gingerbread	11
#564	elven cellocello	29
#1192	elven moonshine	4
#1136	elven socks	2
#1015	elven suicide capsule	19
#607	empty blowgun	2
#255	especially salty dog	1
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#222	extra-see-thru nightie	2
#510	extra-spicy bloody mary	1
#275	extremely skinny jeans	2
#470	fancy but probably evil chocolate	12
#2519	fancy chocolate	1
#1535	fancy chocolate car	6
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#295	fat bottom quark	1
#737	festive holiday hat	5
#686	festive sausage	2
#323	fettucini Inconnu	1
#880	fine wine	1
#976	fire	4
#153	fishy fish casserole	1
#321	flaming mushroom wine	1
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#133	flask of Amontillado	1
#168	flat mushroom wine	1
#594	flute of flat champagne	5
#431	foie gras	1
#199	frostbite-flavored Hob-O	1
#706	frozen banquet	1
#152	fruit basket	1
#236	fruit bowl	1
#3426	fruitcake	1
#210	fruitfilm	1
#132	fruity girl swill	1
#187	fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	1
#188	fudge bunny	3
#1416	fudgecule	1
#487	fuzzbump	2
#642	ga-ga radio	1
#197	garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	1
#302	ghost protocol	1
#364	ghostly body paint	9
#398	giant glass of brandy	1
#136	giant green gummi bear	1
#134	giant red gummi bear	1
#132	giant yellow gummi bear	1
#132	gibson	1
#275	gimlet	1
#129	gin and tonic	1
#2189	gingerbread bugbear	5
#703	gingerbread horror	9
#608	gingerbread house	1
#1883	gingerbread mutant bugbear	3
#172	gingerbread robot	5
#365	gloomy mushroom wine	1
#224	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#132	gnatloaf casserole	1
#488	goat cheese pizza	10
#170	goat cheese taco	1
#2538	golden ring	5
#1386	gray bow tie	1
#1531	green beer	3
#1005	green glowstick	1
#441	grog	2
#171	gummi ammonite	1
#165	gummi belemnite	1
#68	gummi bowtie	1
#170	gummi trilobite	1
#1225	gyroscope	1
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#334	hemp candy necklace	2
#1241	herb brownies	1
#1489	herringcello	11
#867	holiday cheese log	1
#71	holly-flavored Hob-O	1
#575	honey-dipped locust	1
#433	horizontal tango	1
#275	ice stein	1
#1037	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	26
#772	ice-cold Willer	31
#783	ice-cold fotie	11
#1093	ice-cold six-pack	1
#275	icy mushroom wine	1
#2351	immense cyborg hand	1
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#476	insanely spicy bean burrito	3
#246	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
#194	insanely spicy jumping bean burrito	1
#720	irradiated candy cane	6
#696	jar of fermented pickle juice	1
#581	jar of squeeze	1
#1295	jar of swamp gas	1
#453	java cookie	2
#1071	jawbruiser	3
#536	jerky coins	34
#41	jingle bell	1
#131	jumping bean taco	1
#203	kamicorpse-ee	1
#1289	killer rag doll	1
#2542	killing feather	1
#2060	kite	1
#82	knob mushroom wine	2
#93	knoll mushroom wine	2
#1297	knuckle sandwich	4
#84	kumquartz ring	1
#250	kumquat supersucker	1
#563	laser-broiled pear	14
#2180	lavender paisley oyster egg	1
#2307	lavender plastic oyster egg	1
#2028	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1766	lavender striped oyster egg	1
#178	leftover Crimbo rations	1
#975	licorice garrote	3
#233	lime supersucker	1
#143	lint	1
#836	live wire	1
#1942	loaded serum blowgun	1
#142	long pork casserole	1
#570	lovecat tail	1
#218	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
#230	lumbering jack	1
#80	lychee chuhai	1
#1347	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
#310	mandarina colada	1
#836	maple syrup	1
#480	margarita	1
#1086	marionette	1
#575	marionette collective	1
#666	martini	1
#1983	mauve paisley oyster egg	1
#2254	mauve plastic oyster egg	1
#1846	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2384	mauve striped oyster egg	1
#73	melon-infused sake	1
#479	melted Jell-o shot	1
#168	menudo	1
#119	mimosette	1
#49	mirrored aviator shades	1
#108	misfit dolly	1
#107	misfit hobby horse	1
#109	misfit teddy bear	1
#142	monkey wrench	15
#1136	monomolecular yo-yo	15
#1339	motivational poster	1
#225	mulled cider	8
#273	mushroom pizza	3
#1341	mylar scout drone	2
#1676	nanite-infested candy cane	5
#696	nanite-infested eggnog	7
#1396	nanite-infested fruitcake	4
#421	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	11
#107	natto-infused sake	1
#330	necrotizing body spray	22
#1125	night-vision goggles	1
#489	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	3
#318	ocean motion	4
#1363	off-white paisley oyster egg	1
#2534	off-white plastic oyster egg	1
#1734	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1583	off-white striped oyster egg	1
#278	oily mushroom wine	1
#257	old-fashioned	1
#110	olive lo mein	2
#119	olive stir-fry	1
#302	oozenog	10
#850	orange and black Crimboween candy	1
#153	outrageous sombrero	1
#146	overpriced "imported" beer	1
#1186	pack of KWE trading card	2
#565	pack of pogs	27
#1761	pail	1
#1325	pair of bolt cutters	1
#141	pair of pearidot earrings	1
#411	papaya sling	2
#620	papaya slung	1
#538	papaya taco	1
#1215	paperclip	1
#106	parisian cathouse	1
#1682	passable elf mask	1
#264	patent antipsychotics	1
#1303	patent leather shoes	1
#144	pawn cookie	1
#207	pear supersucker	1
#181	pebblebräu	1
#378	penguin focaccia bread	33
#1138	penguin thesaurus	3
#472	perpendicular hula	1
#2035	pet rock	2
#614	petit 4.1	2
#117	petit fortran	5
#332	phish stick	3
#748	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	1
#207	piece of after eight	1
#168	pile of loose snow	1
#1205	pink glowstick	1
#594	pink pony	1
#2047	pixellated candy heart	1
#136	plain old beer	1
#428	plain pizza	1
#636	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#104	plastic cup of beer	30
#754	plastic passion fruit	1
#214	plum wine	1
#196	pointy mushroom wine	1
#2126	polyalloy shield	1
#1023	portable photocopier	1
#2221	possessed top	1
#438	powdered candy sushi set	4
#164	powdered toad horn	1
#243	pr0n m4nic0tti	1
#202	pr0n taco	1
#949	prehistoric spear	3
#400	press-on ribs	11
#337	prussian cathouse	1
#2034	puce paisley oyster egg	1
#2103	puce plastic oyster egg	1
#2253	puce polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1645	puce striped oyster egg	1
#176	pumpkin beer	3
#218	purple corpsel	1
#727	purple glowstick	1
#845	quantum taco	1
#342	questionable taco	1
#63	rabbit punch	4
#1303	rag doll	1
#2247	razor-tipped yo-yo	1
#353	red ale	2
#2227	red paisley oyster egg	1
#2537	red plastic oyster egg	1
#2205	red polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1646	red striped oyster egg	1
#210	red-headed corpse	1
#411	redrum	2
#313	ribbon candy	2
#924	ridiculous cocktail	1
#1103	roboduck-on-a-string	1
#1965	robotronic egg	1
#454	rockin' wagon	1
#2583	rogue swarmer	5
#494	roll in the hay	1
#218	roll of Hob-Os	1
#10	rose-colored glasses	1
#211	royal jelly taco	1
#2797	rubber WWJD? bracelet	2
#3648	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	1
#136	ruby on canes	4
#439	rum and cola	3
#72	salacious lychee chuhai	1
#77	salacious screwdiver	1
#190	salinated mint julep	1
#208	salty dog	121
#320	salty slug	4
#2416	sandwich of the gods	1
#336	sangria	1
#408	sausage pizza	1
#2589	sawblade fragment	1
#103	scissor duck	1
#77	screwdiver	1
#330	screwdriver	4
#210	set of jacks	1
#422	severed rocking horse head	1
#173	sham champagne	1
#233	shot of blackberry schnapps	1
#307	shot of flower schnapps	1
#594	shot of grapefruit schnapps	2
#260	shot of nepenthe schnapps	1
#471	shot of orange schnapps	4
#175	shot of peach schnapps	1
#168	shot of pear schnapps	1
#358	shot of rotgut	1
#482	shot of tomato schnapps	4
#190	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	1
#1807	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#364	slap and tickle	4
#511	slimy fermented bile bladder	1
#427	slip 'n' slide	1
🥉	slippery when wet shield	1
#1272	slow jam collection	1
#232	slug of rum	1
#225	slug of shochu	1
#201	slug of vodka	1
#569	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	9
#148	snowball	5
#1348	sock monkey	1
#307	sorority brain	3
#144	soyburger juice	1
#168	spectral pickle	117
🥈	speed limit shield	1
#374	spiced rum	1
#180	spicy bean burrito	1
#157	spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
#224	spicy noodles	1
#546	spooky eggnog	10
#234	spooky mushroom wine	1
#181	spooky stir-fry	1
#1064	spring	1
#1057	sprocket	1
#1729	square CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#133	squirming egg sac	115
#105	stapler bear	1
#202	sterno-flavored Hob-O	1
#884	stick-on-a-string	3
#251	stinky mushroom wine	1
#572	strange cube	1
#939	strange shiny disc	1
#697	strawberry daiquiri	1
#320	strawberry pie	1
#225	strawberry supersucker	1
#465	strawberry wine	1
#183	strawberry-flavored Hob-O	1
#77	strawberyl necklace	1
#330	string of Crimbo lights	2
#8936	stuffed Cheshire bitten	1
#8941	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	1
#2344	stuffed alien blob	2
#8860	stuffed angry cow	1
#8972	stuffed astral badger	1
#8947	stuffed baby gravy fairy	1
#1466	stuffed can of asparagus	1
#8830	stuffed cocoabo	1
#1579	stuffed dodecapede	1
#906	stuffed doppelshifter	11
#8922	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	1
#8969	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	1
#955	stuffed ghuol whelp	1
#2497	stuffed gray blob	2
#8976	stuffed hand turkey	1
#8910	stuffed mind flayer	1
#1714	stuffed ninja snowman	1
#8939	stuffed scary death orb	1
#4801	stuffed shoulder parrot	1
#8960	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	1
#8802	stuffed snowy owl	1
#8881	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	1
#8877	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	1
#8890	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	1
#777	stuffed zmobie	1
#1712	sturdy Crimbo crate	1
#596	sugar-coated pine cone	1
#373	sweet mochi ball	9
#432	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#225	tangarita	1
#1160	teddy bear	4
#1963	teddy borg	1
#96	teqiwila	1
#260	teqiwila slammer	1
#438	tequila sunrise	1
#126	tequila sunset	1
#280	tequila with training wheels	2
#451	thermos full of Knob coffee	1
#536	thistle wine	1
#279	throwing bone	2
🥇	time sleigh	1
#650	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#8192	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#4310	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#4232	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#1224	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	3
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#524	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	3
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#174	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#88	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#168	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#593	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	2
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#1318	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	1
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#521	tiny plastic Scream Queen	3
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#1809	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	2
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#4543	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#110	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#8212	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#8250	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#8128	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#4481	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#8175	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#540	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	2
#8095	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#8221	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#4498	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#569	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	2
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#8152	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#8187	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#8093	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#637	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	3
#8059	tiny plastic grue	1
#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#8128	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#8069	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#8201	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8102	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#8112	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#579	tiny plastic mutant elf	2
#4346	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#8101	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#4450	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#822	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	2
#8225	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#8160	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#8137	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#534	tiny plastic strand of DNA	2
#2294	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	3
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#1187	toast	435
#96	tobiko-infused sake	1
#545	tofu casserole	1
#133	tofu taco	1
#386	tomato daiquiri	3
#1865	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#394	toothbrush	1
#2083	toothsome rock	2
#2068	top	1
#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
#2400	toy crazy train	1
#899	toy deathbot	1
#1072	toy jet pack	5
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#2127	toy mercenary	1
#1081	toy ray gun	6
#1190	toy soldier	1
#953	toy space helmet	7
#650	toy train	3
#3145	tree-eating kite	1
#1038	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#377	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#599	tropical paperweight	1
#125	tropical swill	1
#680	tropical wrapping paper	2
#2813	unstable laser battery	1
#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#2588	vibrating cyborg knife	1
#388	vitachoconutriment capsule	14
#639	vodka and cranberry	1
#127	vodka and tonic	1
#101	vodka gibson	1
#466	vodka martini	1
#258	vodka stratocaster	1
#566	volcanic ash	1
#106	warbear badge	1
#478	warbear battery	1
#165	warbear bearserker mead	1
#252	warbear bearserker potion	1
#436	warbear beeping telegram	1
#170	warbear blizzard mead	1
#199	warbear energy bracers	1
#196	warbear exhaust manifold	1
#197	warbear feasting bread	1
#190	warbear feasting mead	1
#209	warbear foil hat	1
#383	warbear gyrocopter	1
#273	warbear liquid overcoat	1
#435	warbear metalworking primer	1
#215	warbear officer requisition box	1
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#422	warbear procedural hilarity drone	1
#381	warbear requisition box	1
#419	warbear robo-camouflage unit	1
#431	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	1
#156	warbear thermoregulator bread	1
#134	warbear warrior bread	1
#651	warbear whosit	1
#109	wasabi-infused sake	1
#1147	wheel	2
#367	whisker pencil	13
#515	whiskey and cola	2
#411	whiskey and soda	1
#104	whiskey bittersweet	1
#111	whiskey sour	23
#792	white Canadian	1
#223	white Xanadian	1
#1104	white lightning	1
#407	wind-up meatcar	26
#415	wine spritzer	1
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#337	yellow brick road	1
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#2818	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#1584	yo	3
#777	yo-yo	30
#148	zmobie	1
#852	zombie pineal gland	5

Wow, that's 4,775 items total!

what items are this player missing?