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| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
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| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
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| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
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| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
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| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1985 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
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| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
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| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
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| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
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| #1533 | Drowsy Sword | 6 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #229 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 2 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #467 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #987 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| #570 | Jarlsberg's earring | 2 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #2506 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #231 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #253 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
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| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #322 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 10 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #852 | Wand of Nagamar | 3 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #185 | Ye Olde Medieval Insult | 2 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
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| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
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| #697 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #220 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #1949 | bottle of goofballs | 11 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #30 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 2 |
| #114 | broken carburetor | 2 |
| #353 | bronze breastplate | 3 |
| #96 | bubble bauble bow | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #713 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
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| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #397 | communal gobstopper | 1 |
| #653 | cool whip | 2 |
| #179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #579 | diamond-studded cane | 6 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
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| #1200 | disco mask | 6 |
| #268 | double-barreled sling | 1 |
| #1164 | drywall axe | 6 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #228 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #547 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #994 | facsimile dictionary | 7 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
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| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #1343 | fire | 2 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
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| #1173 | ghuol egg | 2 |
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| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #2540 | golden ring | 5 |
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| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #533 | guano coffee cup | 1 |
| #567 | guitar pick | 3 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #322 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #1932 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #3050 | handful of confetti | 7 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1202 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #159 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
| #364 | hemp candy necklace | 1 |
| #372 | henna tattoo | 1 |
| #1922 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #139 | ivory cue ball | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #621 | ketchup hound | 3 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2374 | killing feather | 4 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1060 | lucky rabbit's foot | 5 |
| #199 | lump of coal | 2 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #383 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #400 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 8 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #498 | meat engine | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #356 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 3 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1853 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1204 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #108 | oily golden mushroom | 4 |
| #2216 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #820 | pail | 10 |
| #187 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #797 | papaya | 5 |
| #410 | papaya sling | 2 |
| #617 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #441 | papaya taco | 2 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #200 | pat-a-cake pendant | 6 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #464 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #848 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #929 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1402 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2487 | rogue swarmer | 7 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #848 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #154 | safety vest | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #2590 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #1773 | shiny ring | 7 |
| #134 | silver salt-shaker | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #383 | small leather glove | 2 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #336 | spaghetti cult mask | 1 |
| #325 | spaghetti cult rosary | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #250 | spangly mariachi pants | 1 |
| #155 | spangly mariachi vest | 2 |
| #255 | spangly sombrero | 1 |
| #419 | spark plug earring | 2 |
| #64 | special sauce glove | 2 |
| #2224 | spectre scepter | 7 |
| #978 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #1085 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #62 | sticky meat skirt | 1 |
| #570 | strange cube | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #6998 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #7759 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #2653 | stuffed astral badger | 18 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7014 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #7815 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #7878 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #7787 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #898 | sweet mochi ball | 1 |
| #682 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #383 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #280 | that gum you like | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #2655 | unstable laser battery | 7 |
| #815 | useless powder | 80 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #428 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 2 |
| #125 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 2 |
| #166 | wind-up ensign | 1 |
| #152 | wind-up navigation droid | 1 |
| #165 | wind-up owl | 1 |
| #468 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
| #318 | wumpus hair | 4 |
| #110 | ye olde golde frontes | 2 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |