| #397 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 4 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #661 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 5 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #135 | Agent Corrigan's cigarette | 1 |
| #70 | Alice's Army Foil Alchemist | 1 |
| #38 | Alice's Army Foil Bowman | 1 |
| #19 | Alice's Army Foil Cleric | 2 |
| #21 | Alice's Army Foil Coward | 2 |
| #11 | Alice's Army Foil Dervish | 1 |
| #58 | Alice's Army Foil Guard | 1 |
| #65 | Alice's Army Foil Halberder | 1 |
| #29 | Alice's Army Foil Hammerman | 1 |
| #30 | Alice's Army Foil Horseman | 1 |
| #27 | Alice's Army Foil Lanceman | 1 |
| #64 | Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #11 | Alice's Army Foil Martyr | 1 |
| #38 | Alice's Army Foil Ninja | 2 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 1 |
| #56 | Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #15 | Alice's Army Foil Sniper | 1 |
| #61 | Alice's Army Foil Spearsman | 1 |
| #62 | Alice's Army Foil Swordsman | 1 |
| #58 | Alice's Army Foil Wallman | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #877 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #717 | Angry Farmer candy | 79 |
| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #24 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
| #241 | Atomic Comic | 2 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #239 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 4 |
| #325 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 3 |
| #438 | BGE merchandise order form | 9 |
| #240 | BGE pocket calendar | 3 |
| #248 | BGE shotglass | 24 |
| #454 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #126 | BOOterfinger | 1 |
| #214 | BRAINS shorts | 5 |
| #19 | BRICKO gargantuchicken | 1 |
| #33 | BRICKO pyramid | 1 |
| #108 | BRICKO stud | 1 |
| #846 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #133 | Bangyomaman battle juice | 1 |
| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #974 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 12 |
| #391 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 5 |
| #103 | Barulio's bottle | 3 |
| #206 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| #113 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 7 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #34 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #38 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #910 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #179 | Blood Light | 24 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #300 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 6 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #24 | Brand of Violence | 1 |
| #825 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 4 |
| #37 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 12 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #36 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 13 |
| #82 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 7 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #67 | C.H.U.M. knife | 11 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #37 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #145 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 4 |
| #358 | CRIMBCO mug | 38 |
| #1198 | CRIMBCO scrip | 30 |
| #1268 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #133 | Cerebral Crossbow | 2 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #61 | Chalice of the Malkovich Prince | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #50 | Chester's bag of candy | 2 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #40 | Choco-Mint patty | 15 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #148 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 2 |
| #814 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 3 |
| #212 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #1212 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #78 | Coily™ | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #884 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #65 | Cracklin' Oat Bran | 10 |
| #97 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 48 |
| #172 | Crimbo Credit | 70 |
| #129 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 23 |
| #485 | Crimbo candied pecan | 22 |
| #153 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #522 | Crimbo fudge | 20 |
| #509 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 20 |
| #199 | Crimbo pie | 14 |
| #84 | Crimbo salad | 7 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #72 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 39 |
| #165 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 2 |
| #62 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 2 |
| #47 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 2 |
| #35 | Crimbot battery | 109 |
| #151 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 27 |
| #98 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 5 |
| #154 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 2 |
| #118 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 4 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #192 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 2 |
| #135 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 3 |
| #167 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 2 |
| #150 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 29 |
| #30 | Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler | 1 |
| #164 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 2 |
| #161 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 24 |
| #119 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 12 |
| #72 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 7 |
| #119 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 41 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #188 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 7 |
| #152 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 26 |
| #136 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 11 |
| #126 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 37 |
| #254 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #58 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 1 |
| #66 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 9 |
| #56 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 1 |
| #72 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 2 |
| #28 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 385 |
| #17 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 5 |
| #52 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 47 |
| #69 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #54 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 918 |
| #87 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
| #22 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 48 |
| #47 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 37 |
| #82 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 1 |
| #33 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 4 |
| #35 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 54 |
| #138 | D roll | 95 |
| #535 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #33 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 13 |
| #549 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 11 |
| #16 | Doc Clock's thyme cocktail | 4 |
| #116 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 62 |
| #2737 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #474 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #809 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #79 | Elf Army machine parts | 26 |
| #85 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 1 |
| #91 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 1 |
| #74 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 1 |
| #186 | Elf Guard MPC | 348 |
| #46 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 1 |
| #41 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
| #29 | Elf Guard clipboard | 2 |
| #43 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 6 |
| #15 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 30 |
| #63 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 1 |
| #60 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 1 |
| #106 | Elf Guard honor present | 1 |
| #72 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 1 |
| #82 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #93 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #97 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 1 |
| #81 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| #105 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 1 |
| #54 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| #82 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #47 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #47 | Elf Guard strategic map | 2 |
| #81 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 1 |
| #45 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 22 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #73 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #37 | Elvish underarmor | 1 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #99 | Enchanted Flyswatter | 2 |
| #125 | Enchanted Plunger | 1 |
| #241 | FDKOL commendation | 2,361 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #128 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 20 |
| #971 | Feynman gate | 8 |
| #77 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 2 |
| #55 | Fitspiration™ poster | 44 |
| #14 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 3 |
| #82 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #69 | Fu Manchu Wax | 5 |
| #94 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 5 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #15 | Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred | 1 |
| #775 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #197 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #63 | Gearhead Goo | 12 |
| #347 | Genalen™ Bottle | 3 |
| #131 | Gnollish Crossdress | 1 |
| #525 | Go-Wassail | 30 |
| #49 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 3 |
| #38 | Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) | 3 |
| #37 | Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) | 3 |
| #206 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #89 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #338 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #456 | Gummi-Gnauga | 4 |
| 🥇 | Hat O' Nine Tails | 1 |
| #377 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 7 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #230 | Hodgman's blanket | 6 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #39 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 2 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 2 |
| #26 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 2 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #166 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| #86 | Hundred Headed IPA | 1 |
| #71 | Iceberglar scarf | 8 |
| #116 | Iiti Kitty Gumdrop | 32 |
| #112 | Illuminati earpiece | 1 |
| #346 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 2 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #53 | Inner Strength | 5 |
| #236 | Inner Truth | 2 |
| #170 | Inner Wisdom | 3 |
| #381 | Instant Karma | 17 |
| #82 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 2 |
| #217 | Jack-in-the-box | 27 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #106 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #375 | Jocko Homo's head | 5 |
| #79 | Kelflar vest | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #66 | Knob Goblin Mutagen | 37 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet | 1 |
| #721 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #51 | Kudzu slaw | 8 |
| #376 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 15 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #127 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 19 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #138 | Lars the Cyberian | 3 |
| #17 | Lens of Hatred | 1 |
| #112 | Leonard's glasses | 1 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #113 | Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #76 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 738 |
| #261 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #59 | Mansquito's blood | 9 |
| #50 | Mark I Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #50 | Mark II Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #43 | Mark III Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #43 | Mark IV Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #85 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 3 |
| #132 | Mark of the Skeleton | 1 |
| #129 | Mark of the Vampire | 1 |
| #225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #560 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #77 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #60 | Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince | 1 |
| #25 | Mer-kin rollpin | 1 |
| #172 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 13 |
| #288 | Microplushie: Bropane | 41 |
| #243 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 16 |
| #242 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 23 |
| #252 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 10 |
| #325 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 25 |
| #257 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 55 |
| #251 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 5 |
| #219 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 32 |
| #271 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 55 |
| #274 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 29 |
| #257 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 44 |
| #74 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 2 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #177 | Miniborg laser | 3 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #19 | Miss Graves' vermouth | 1 |
| #140 | Missing Eye Simulation Device | 1 |
| #118 | Moonds | 1 |
| #77 | Mortimer's nostrum | 4 |
| #39 | Mr. Burnsger | 1 |
| #36 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #48 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| #134 | New Zealand iced tea | 92 |
| #321 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 21 |
| #149 | Nightstalker perfume | 20 |
| #162 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 8 |
| #273 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 3 |
| #377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #210 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 3 |
| #155 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 5 |
| #183 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 4 |
| #15 | Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #372 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 3 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #347 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 6 |
| #214 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 3 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #108 | Osk'r Chow | 1 |
| #665 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 11 |
| #22 | Pigsticker of Violence | 1 |
| #312 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 3 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #144 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 12 |
| #125 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 10 |
| #376 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 2 |
| #77 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 13 |
| #208 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 7 |
| #203 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 7 |
| #104 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 15 |
| #194 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 4 |
| #432 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 3 |
| #180 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 11 |
| #142 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 5 |
| #230 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 9 |
| #349 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 6 |
| #130 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 13 |
| #128 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 13 |
| #16 | Pop Art: a Guide | 1 |
| #16 | Rad Lib | 3,325 |
| #22 | Red Army camouflage kit | 137 |
| #129 | Red Pill | 3 |
| #112 | Red Rover BB gun | 32 |
| #73 | Redeye™ Eyedrops | 6 |
| #403 | Rock Pops | 129 |
| #124 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 20 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #50 | Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince | 1 |
| #633 | Schrödinger's thermos | 12 |
| #493 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 3 |
| #193 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #51 | Shivering Chèvre | 112 |
| #402 | Silver Bullet beer | 4 |
| #48 | Skullery Maid's Knee | 45 |
| #32 | Smart Bone Dust | 35 |
| #128 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #52 | Stone Golem pebbles | 43 |
| #77 | Strix stix | 52 |
| #324 | Summer Nights | 4 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #63 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 1 |
| #258 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 55 |
| #246 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 61 |
| #89 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 3 |
| #236 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 62 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #158 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 16 |
| 🥈 | Tales of the Word Realms | 3 |
| #28 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 249 |
| #397 | The Art of Slapfighting | 2 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #72 | The Author's inkwell | 3 |
| #402 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 3 |
| #23 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #188 | The Cooler Out of Space | 16 |
| #82 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 1 |
| #17 | The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #34 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 3 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #417 | The Joy of Wassailing | 8 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #85 | The Lost Glasses | 1 |
| #699 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #41 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #33 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #37 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #40 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #35 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #31 | The Superconductor's CPU | 3 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #73 | Thriller Ice | 1 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #691 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 3 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #737 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 6 |
| #1398 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #241 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 2 |
| 🥇 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 139 |
| #363 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 3 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #253 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #669 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 12 |
| #401 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 21 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #88 | Trainbot slag | 70 |
| #312 | Travels with Jerry | 4 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #28 | Trout Fishing in Loathing | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #234 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 6 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #443 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 25 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #700 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #20 | Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate | 1 |
| #10 | Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg | 1 |
| #10 | Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword | 1 |
| #13 | Unkillable Skeleton's shield | 1 |
| #176 | Valentine | 204 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #266 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 5 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #40 | Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife | 1 |
| #169 | Whatsian Ionic Pliers | 1 |
| #72 | White Chocolate Golem Seeds | 22 |
| #484 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 24 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #235 | Workytime Tea | 10 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #1146 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #146 | Z-Bone steak | 10 |
| #438 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 3 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #97 | alien autoautopsy kit | 3 |
| #72 | alien force field disruptor bean | 10 |
| #96 | alien hologram projector | 1 |
| #81 | alien protein powder | 2 |
| #104 | alien source code printout | 3 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #62 | ammonite candy mold | 3 |
| #547 | ammonite fossil | 7 |
| #48 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 1 |
| #46 | ancient calendar fragment | 6 |
| #341 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 15 |
| #30 | anniversary balloon | 100 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #734 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #152 | antique greaves | 72 |
| #283 | antique hand mirror | 12 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #32 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #42 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #382 | antique souvenir drawing | 2 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #29 | artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice | 152 |
| #306 | aspirin | 3 |
| #90 | assassin's cheese knife | 4 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #92 | augmented-reality shades | 2 |
| #380 | bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #46 | bag of GORF | 454 |
| #56 | bag of GORP | 455 |
| #55 | bag of QWOP | 171 |
| #154 | bag of W&Ws | 72 |
| #363 | bag of bones | 3 |
| #287 | bag of lard | 4 |
| #64 | bag of random words | 4 |
| #85 | baggie of regular-sized tardigrades | 1 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #73 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #68 | baloney rotgut | 4 |
| #819 | banana-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #45 | baobab sap | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #42 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 2 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #98 | batarang | 3 |
| #925 | bath ball gift set | 4 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #184 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #232 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #423 | belemnite fossil | 10 |
| #86 | berries of suffering | 6 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #146 | big glob of skin | 1 |
| #86 | bindlestocking | 23 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #226 | bite-me-red lipstick | 87 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #60 | bitter pill | 1 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #26 | black friar's tonsure | 145 |
| #23 | black magic powder | 164 |
| #1817 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1488 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #93 | black spot | 8 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #270 | black-and-blue light | 225 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #9 | blank fudge mold | 39 |
| #228 | blind-packed capsule toy | 40 |
| #130 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 120 |
| #81 | blob of acid | 26 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1101 | blood flower | 3 |
| #17 | blood kiwi | 1 |
| #607 | blue glowstick | 2 |
| #50 | blue oyster badge | 74 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #78 | blue plasma ball | 751 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #1368 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #82 | bone aperitif | 7 |
| #476 | bone chips | 26 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #93 | bone meal | 6 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #22 | bonedanna | 2 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #88 | bottle of Red-Out | 4 |
| #412 | bottle of bubbles | 21 |
| #31 | bottle of cooking sherry | 150 |
| #72 | bottle of fire | 363 |
| #420 | bottle of pirate juice | 2 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #59 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 2 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #135 | box of Dweebs | 78 |
| #11 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 3 |
| #48 | box of bear arms | 1 |
| #441 | box of sunshine | 804 |
| #51 | boxing glove | 13 |
| #54 | boxing-glove-in-a-box | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #321 | breaded beer | 2 |
| #265 | brick | 148 |
| #23 | brigand brittle | 1,235 |
| #117 | brine | 129 |
| #128 | briny vinegar | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #75 | bronze polish | 3 |
| #58 | brown pirate pants | 1 |
| #157 | brown pixel | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #83 | bubblin' chemistry solution | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #59 | bucket of fish juice | 18 |
| #75 | bucket of honey | 61 |
| #249 | buckler buckle | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #68 | bull blubber | 9 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #306 | bunny liver | 22 |
| #847 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| #181 | bus pass | 3 |
| #17 | button rouge | 160 |
| #464 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #147 | can of Red Minotaur | 32 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #59 | can of drain cleaner | 4 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #169 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 45 |
| #572 | candied bolts | 3 |
| #74 | candied lime | 1 |
| #128 | candied nuts | 7 |
| #194 | candied yams | 42 |
| #361 | candy cane | 103 |
| #111 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #1062 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #44 | cane-mail pants | 1 |
| #30 | cane-mail shirt | 1 |
| #12 | cannonbomb | 54 |
| #1081 | capacitor relay | 7 |
| #1388 | carbon nanotube frame | 4 |
| #15 | card sleeve | 1 |
| #84 | carton of gaspers | 2 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #82 | censored can label | 4 |
| #287 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #17 | chakra sludge | 67 |
| #128 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #58 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #292 | cheap cigar butt | 5 |
| #1090 | cheap elven gloves | 2 |
| #1514 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #49 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #221 | choco-Crimbot | 3 |
| #126 | chocolate cigar | 14 |
| #239 | chocolate filthy lucre | 23 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #633 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #52 | chunk of rock salt | 551 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #21 | circle drum | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #69 | clockwork bartender-in-the-box | 2 |
| #78 | clockwork chef-in-the-box | 2 |
| #43 | clockwork detective skull | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #87 | clockwork maid | 2 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #82 | clove-flavored lip balm | 14 |
| #91 | clumsiness bark | 14 |
| #83 | coal contact lenses | 5 |
| #30 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #146 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 13 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #531 | comfy coffin | 2 |
| #253 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #71 | communal gobstopper | 7 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #383 | concentrated garbage juice | 2 |
| #75 | conjured ice cream | 7 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #119 | cookie cookie | 5 |
| #328 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 16 |
| #472 | corrupted data | 16 |
| #72 | costume rental shop | 9 |
| #21 | creepy nursery rhyme | 62 |
| #65 | crident | 4 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #176 | crumbling rat skull | 3 |
| #165 | crusty hula hoop | 2 |
| #122 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #114 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #22 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #64 | cube of ectoplasm | 8 |
| #69 | cup of hickory chicory | 4 |
| #249 | cursed scrunchie | 3 |
| #594 | cyborg doll | 2 |
| #53 | cylindrical mold | 98 |
| #75 | cymbal syrup | 195 |
| #20 | d10 | 2,459 |
| #78 | d12 | 57 |
| #12 | d20 | 2,159 |
| #55 | d4 | 32 |
| #11 | d6 | 2,424 |
| #13 | d8 | 2,259 |
| #103 | damp bar rag | 1 |
| #18 | dancing fan | 164 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #15 | deck of lewd playing cards | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #16 | defective Game Grid token | 1 |
| #1205 | delicious salad | 10 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #203 | designer handbag | 13 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #147 | devilish folio | 6 |
| #15 | diabolical crossbow | 1 |
| #120 | dill | 251 |
| #71 | dinged-up triangle | 1 |
| #20 | dire fudgesicle | 238 |
| #316 | disbelief suspenders | 3 |
| #53 | disposable lighter | 16 |
| #384 | distilled fortified wine | 6 |
| #557 | doll house | 9 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #211 | double daisy | 2 |
| #79 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #98 | double-ice cap | 3 |
| #80 | dragon snaps | 51 |
| #108 | drop of water-37 | 126 |
| #22 | drum of tommy ammo | 425 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #75 | duct tape sword | 2 |
| #1040 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1029 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1031 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1014 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #3267 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #82 | ectoplasm au jus | 9 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #691 | eggnog | 25 |
| #90 | eldritch dough | 9 |
| #21 | electric copperhead potion | 160 |
| #344 | electrical thingamabob | 10 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #8 | elevenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #4 | elevennis shoes | 1 |
| #5 | elevent | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #1591 | elven limbos gingerbread | 2 |
| #688 | elven cellocello | 26 |
| #149 | elven magi-pack | 7 |
| #209 | elven medi-pack | 1 |
| #1193 | elven moonshine | 4 |
| #1135 | elven socks | 2 |
| #583 | elven suicide capsule | 28 |
| #22 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #131 | embezzler's oil | 1 |
| #541 | enchanted barbell | 1 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #1081 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 5 |
| #19 | enchanted muesli | 144 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #100 | essential tofu | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #38 | exclusive club | 1 |
| #49 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #155 | expensive cigar | 1 |
| #426 | extra-greasy slider | 4 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #259 | facehugging alien | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #762 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #1148 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 5 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #1281 | felt | 6 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #689 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #113 | fez of etymology | 3 |
| #135 | fiery wing | 62 |
| #122 | filet of The Fish | 1 |
| #296 | filth-encrusted futon | 3 |
| #65 | filthy armor | 8 |
| #601 | fire | 9 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #35 | fireclutch | 88 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #128 | fistful of ashes | 40 |
| #96 | fitness wristband | 2 |
| #338 | flamin' bindle | 2 |
| #20 | flapper floppers | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #95 | flashy pirate dreadlocks | 1 |
| #271 | flask of mining oil | 1 |
| #61 | flask of rainwater | 38 |
| #86 | flask of tainted mining oil | 135 |
| #83 | flayed mind | 26 |
| 🥉 | floaty rock helmet | 2 |
| #4 | floaty rock necklace | 2 |
| #4 | floaty rock pants | 2 |
| #769 | floaty sand | 5 |
| #143 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #180 | foam dart | 312 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #165 | foon | 2 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #80 | foreign box | 2 |
| #214 | fossilized baboon skull | 3 |
| #169 | fossilized bat skull | 4 |
| #74 | fossilized demon skull | 8 |
| #117 | fossilized limb | 100 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #113 | fossilized serpent skull | 8 |
| #79 | fossilized spider skull | 7 |
| #94 | fossilized spike | 52 |
| #120 | fossilized spine | 18 |
| #99 | fossilized torso | 64 |
| #147 | fossilized wing | 30 |
| #103 | fossilized wyrm skull | 8 |
| #31 | free boots | 1 |
| #234 | freezin' bindle | 3 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #311 | frigid fudgepuck | 10 |
| #708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #74 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 1 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #728 | fudge lily | 2 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #469 | fudgecule | 2,032 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #49 | funky eyepatch | 25 |
| #63 | future drug: Coolscaline | 37 |
| #61 | future drug: Muscularactum | 36 |
| #66 | future drug: Smartinex | 37 |
| #130 | gamer slurry | 1 |
| #98 | garbage juice slurpee | 13 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #170 | ghost cucumber | 226 |
| #376 | ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #247 | ghost protocol | 2 |
| #220 | ghost trap | 6 |
| #347 | ghostly body paint | 10 |
| #162 | giant candy cane | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #100 | giant green gummi bear | 2 |
| #44 | giant green gummi ingot | 21 |
| #98 | giant marshmallow | 4 |
| #64 | giant neckbeard | 39 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #39 | giant red gummi ingot | 22 |
| #100 | giant tube of black lipstick | 82 |
| #130 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #37 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 22 |
| #124 | gilt perfume bottle | 4 |
| #325 | gingerbread bugbear | 79 |
| #2302 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #682 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 6 |
| #118 | gingerbread nylons | 1 |
| #90 | gingerbread pirate | 1 |
| #274 | gingerbread robot | 4 |
| #57 | glass of gnat milk | 55 |
| #28 | glass of warm milk | 101 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #198 | glowing fungus | 1 |
| #85 | gold toothbrush | 52 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #23 | golden tattoo gun | 2 |
| #86 | good ash | 1 |
| #529 | googly eye | 25 |
| #74 | government cheese | 57 |
| #61 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 10 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #103 | green balloon | 101 |
| #191 | green candygram | 2 |
| #115 | green eggnog | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #309 | green gummi ingot | 107 |
| #197 | green peawee marble | 2 |
| #30 | green pill | 2 |
| #70 | green pixel | 1,454 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #122 | grey cube | 1 |
| #9 | grimy lab coat | 178 |
| #27 | grog nuts | 22 |
| #74 | guitar pick | 100 |
| #110 | gummi ammonite | 2 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #197 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #37 | gummi salamander | 20 |
| #63 | gummi snake | 11 |
| #104 | gummi trilobite | 2 |
| #31 | gunwale | 1 |
| #8 | gunwale whalegun | 1 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #184 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 5 |
| #149 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #90 | half-empty carton of milk | 2 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #106 | hand of cards | 1 |
| #622 | handful of confetti | 66 |
| #16 | handful of drink tickets | 80 |
| #62 | handful of fire | 10 |
| #176 | handful of hand chalk | 275 |
| #65 | handful of numbers | 5 |
| #116 | handful of stubble | 1 |
| #338 | handful of walnuts | 4 |
| #105 | handmade hobby horse | 2 |
| #70 | handyman "hand soap" | 6 |
| #46 | hardened slime belt | 3 |
| #78 | hardened slime hat | 2 |
| #81 | hardened slime pants | 2 |
| #91 | haunted flame | 2 |
| #76 | hawkface potion | 1 |
| #108 | heart necklace | 43 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #521 | heart of the volcano | 13 |
| #214 | heart-shaped balloon | 77 |
| #150 | herbal stuffing | 43 |
| #519 | herringcello | 29 |
| #251 | hideous egg | 13 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #147 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #159 | hippy protest button | 35 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #22 | holistic headache remedy | 495 |
| #14 | homeopathic mint tea | 17 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #30 | hot mint schnocolate | 14 |
| #187 | huge bowl of candy | 4 |
| #94 | huge pumpkin | 4 |
| #81 | hustler shades | 11 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1376 | iGoogly | 3 |
| #323 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #31 | icing poncho | 1 |
| #72 | icy hairspray | 6 |
| #759 | immense cyborg hand | 6 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #74 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #53 | infrablack lipstick | 9 |
| #138 | intriguing puzzle box | 3 |
| #1178 | ion grid | 6 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #16 | iron chain | 1 |
| #94 | iron torso box | 1 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #36 | janglin' bones | 147 |
| #111 | jar full of wind | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #411 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 4 |
| #453 | java cookie | 2 |
| #531 | jawbruiser | 5 |
| #86 | jazz soap | 245 |
| #57 | jazzy cigarette holder | 18 |
| #636 | jerky coins | 22 |
| #122 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #133 | jive turkey leg | 16 |
| #698 | joybuzzer | 40 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1626 | killing feather | 29 |
| #876 | kite | 8 |
| #80 | knight cookie | 1 |
| #90 | kobold kibble | 21 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #521 | laser-broiled pear | 15 |
| #1485 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1169 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #607 | lavender striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #47 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| #68 | leather glove | 10 |
| #58 | leathery rat skin | 313 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #132 | legitimate business on the beach | 25 |
| #109 | lemonade marble | 2 |
| #1275 | length of string | 5 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #78 | lime | 261 |
| #121 | line | 792 |
| #13 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 93 |
| #76 | little red .epub file | 2 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #510 | live wire | 2 |
| #599 | loaded serum blowgun | 7 |
| #80 | loaf of alien bread | 2 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #756 | logic synthesizer | 11 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #201 | lollipop stick | 385 |
| #375 | long-stemmed rose | 3 |
| #372 | lovecat tail | 2 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #250 | lump of coal | 1 |
| #311 | lump of diamond | 8 |
| #214 | lupine sword | 4 |
| #65 | lynyrd skinner toothblack | 34 |
| #1414 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #98 | magnolia blossom | 3 |
| #246 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #170 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #74 | makeshift turban | 2 |
| #236 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
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| #947 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #930 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #729 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #970 | mauve striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #61 | mercenary headband | 22 |
| #445 | mime soul fragment | 5 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #23 | mirrored aviator shades | 2 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #95 | missing wine | 2 |
| #131 | moist sailor's cap | 1 |
| #363 | molten brick | 8 |
| #1763 | monomolecular yo-yo | 2 |
| #804 | motivational poster | 4 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #248 | mummy costume | 29 |
| #75 | muscle oil | 8 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #842 | nanite-infested eggnog | 6 |
| #2620 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #764 | nanofiber cloth | 5 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #268 | necrotizing body spray | 34 |
| #45 | negative lump | 4,266 |
| #489 | night-vision goggles | 4 |
| #54 | note from Clancy | 1 |
| #105 | novelty fruit hat | 1 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #418 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #677 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #606 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 8 |
| #900 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #760 | off-white striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #71 | one glove | 9 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #52 | orange leather lanyard | 12 |
| #188 | out-of-tune biwa | 1 |
| #832 | oyster basket | 4 |
| #92 | pack of KWE trading card | 27 |
| #408 | pack of pogs | 49 |
| #134 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #54 | packet of tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #69 | page of the Necrohobocon | 44 |
| #206 | pail | 64 |
| #644 | pair of bolt cutters | 5 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #886 | paperclip | 10 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #516 | passable elf mask | 9 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #913 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #180 | patchouli oil bomb | 11 |
| #1142 | patent leather shoes | 2 |
| #814 | pearidot | 2 |
| #43 | pebblebräu | 3 |
| #73 | pegfinger | 1 |
| #752 | penguin focaccia bread | 23 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #36 | peppermint crook | 1 |
| #76 | perl necklace | 5 |
| #65 | perpendicular guano | 17 |
| #238 | personal massager | 122 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #89 | personalized coffee mug | 740 |
| #86 | pet anchor | 2 |
| #248 | petit 4.1 | 4 |
| #292 | petit fortran | 3 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #113 | pickpocket protector | 2 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1206 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #90 | piggy tattoo | 1 |
| #414 | pile of gold coins | 2 |
| #19 | pine cone | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #87 | pirate cream pie | 22 |
| #30 | pirate encryption key alpha | 2 |
| #40 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #45 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #40 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #102 | pixel cross | 9 |
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| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
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| #60 | pixel whip | 1 |
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| #121 | pixellated moneybag | 8 |
| #93 | plague pie | 4 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #67 | plastic Jefferson wings | 29 |
| #152 | plastic cup of beer | 18 |
| #465 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #406 | plastic ingot | 3 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #108 | plunge-leg | 1 |
| #502 | pocketwatch on a chain | 6 |
| #307 | pog #01 (spider) | 3 |
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| #480 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #320 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 3 |
| #494 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #256 | pog #08 (hellion) | 4 |
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| #131 | pointed stick | 11 |
| #623 | poison pen | 3 |
| #1395 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| #36 | pool torpedo | 190 |
| #256 | popsicle stick | 3 |
| #454 | portable photocopier | 14 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
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| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #740 | powdered candy sushi set | 2 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #321 | press-on ribs | 21 |
| #244 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
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| #179 | puff of smoke | 1 |
| #1294 | pulsing flesh | 2 |
| #258 | pumpkinhead mask | 30 |
| #53 | punching mirror | 1 |
| #54 | punk patch | 76 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #124 | purple prose pen | 1 |
| #24 | pygmy adder oil | 457 |
| #52 | pygmy dart | 44 |
| #83 | pygmy papers | 41 |
| #71 | pygmy witchhazel | 27 |
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| #55 | question juice | 7 |
| #110 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 2 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #790 | really dense meat stack | 7 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| #25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
| #28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #58 | red and white claret | 7 |
| #28 | red armband | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #314 | red gummi ingot | 106 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #38 | red pixel | 1,151 |
| #128 | red pixel potion | 45 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #653 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #52 | red-hot jawbreaker | 7 |
| #11 | red-hot medallion | 1 |
| #253 | reflection of a map | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #41 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| #90 | respected companion biscuit | 4 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #67 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 8 |
| #67 | rickety old unicycle | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #687 | rigid carapace | 7 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #439 | roboduck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #170 | [2108]rock | 24 |
| #20 | rock lobster | 1 |
| #60 | rocket fuel | 7 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #109 | rocky road ice cream | 1 |
| #155 | roll of toilet paper | 709 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #96 | rum barrel charrrm | 18 |
| #108 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #89 | salt water taffy | 8 |
| #743 | sandwich of the gods | 10 |
| #57 | savory sword | 1 |
| #2027 | sawblade fragment | 24 |
| #75 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 1 |
| #441 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #167 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #112 | scrunchie tourniquet | 17 |
| #87 | secret mummy herbs and spices | 67 |
| #51 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #227 | severed rocking horse head | 2 |
| #435 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #20 | shipwright's hammer | 18 |
| #55 | short deposition | 63 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #137 | silent B | 1 |
| #56 | silent E | 1 |
| #133 | silent H | 1 |
| #202 | silent I | 1 |
| #211 | silent P | 1 |
| #186 | silent X | 1 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #58 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 6 |
| #155 | sinister-looking cat | 1 |
| #268 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 5 |
| #29 | skelelton spine | 434 |
| #149 | skeletal banana | 5 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #336 | sleazy bindle | 2 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #397 | sleeping stocking | 7 |
| #108 | sleeve deuce | 39 |
| #128 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 2 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #707 | slow jam collection | 5 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #100 | smart watch | 2 |
| #79 | smellbook | 7 |
| #353 | smoking grass | 142 |
| #233 | smut orc keepsake box | 1 |
| #53 | smut orc sunglasses | 52 |
| #452 | snake | 11 |
| #16 | sneakeasies | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #98 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini | 1 |
| #76 | solid gold bowling ball | 194 |
| #275 | sorority brain | 4 |
| #41 | soul coin | 1 |
| #48 | soul doorbell | 9 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #207 | soy cordial | 3 |
| #112 | soyburger juice | 2 |
| #33 | space bar | 1 |
| #28 | space beast fur | 20 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #40 | space invader | 1 |
| #74 | space junk | 76 |
| #116 | space marine flash grenade | 2 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #66 | spare neck bolts | 8 |
| #664 | spectral pickle | 11 |
| #509 | spectre scepter | 63 |
| #372 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #92 | spicy jerky stick | 5 |
| #72 | spirit bed | 1 |
| #98 | spirit blanket | 4 |
| #120 | spirit mattress | 3 |
| #101 | spirit pillow | 4 |
| #102 | spirit sheet | 4 |
| #41 | spiritual candy cane | 5 |
| #114 | spiritual fruitcake | 3 |
| #189 | spiritual gingerbread | 2 |
| #77 | sponge cake | 11 |
| #45 | sponge helmet | 1 |
| #725 | spooky bicycle chain | 3 |
| #82 | spooky bindle | 9 |
| #333 | spooky cosmetics bag | 7 |
| #935 | spooky eggnog | 6 |
| #1021 | spooky felt | 8 |
| #96 | spooky gravy fairy warlock hat | 6 |
| #186 | spooky hockey mask | 8 |
| #806 | spooky length of string | 12 |
| #399 | spooky stuffing | 14 |
| #1136 | spooky toy wheel | 3 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #1100 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #728 | squirming egg sac | 6 |
| #993 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #1125 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #932 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #691 | stainless steel slacks | 6 |
| #506 | stainless steel solitaire | 6 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #19 | steampunk potion | 200 |
| #482 | steamy ruby | 1 |
| #548 | stick | 4 |
| #118 | stick-on gnome beard | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #72 | still-beating spleen | 10 |
| #239 | stinkin' bindle | 3 |
| #330 | stone of eXtreme power | 32 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #571 | strange cube | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #31 | straw pole | 31 |
| #463 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #2019 | string of blue beads | 2 |
| #1745 | string of green beads | 4 |
| #2010 | string of red beads | 2 |
| #850 | stringy sinew | 10 |
| #83 | stuffed Hodgman | 3 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #2147 | stuffed gray blob | 3 |
| #55 | stuffed kraken | 2 |
| #180 | stuffed snowy owl | 168 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #1034 | stuffing | 8 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #73 | stylish swimsuit | 75 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #801 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #108 | sugarplum ration | 1 |
| #87 | sun-dried tofu | 4 |
| #657 | superheated fudge | 2 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #171 | sweet mochi ball | 11 |
| #432 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #1007 | synthetic stuffing | 2 |
| #54 | tap shoes | 67 |
| #107 | tarnished bottlecap | 15 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #444 | tassel | 2 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #828 | teddy bear | 7 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #104 | temporary tribal tattoo | 5 |
| #75 | temporary yak tattoo | 2 |
| #963 | ten-leaf clover | 3 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #917 | theoretical string | 9 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #228 | throwing bone | 4 |
| #530 | throwing wrench | 8 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #143 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 8 |
| #17 | tiny canopic jar | 126 |
| #313 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 6 |
| #743 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 2 |
| #614 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 3 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #498 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 4 |
| #359 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 2 |
| #227 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 3 |
| #398 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #755 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #387 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #192 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 8 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #497 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 4 |
| #601 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 3 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #343 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 2 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #489 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 4 |
| #738 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 2 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #388 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 5 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #317 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #60 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #803 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2730 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #779 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #770 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #107 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8144 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8078 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #94 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 268 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
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| #8189 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
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| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
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| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3993 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #4341 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
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| #131 | tofurkey leg | 56 |
| #80 | tofurkey nugget | 3 |
| #464 | tooth | 9 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #71 | totally sweet mohawk helmet | 4 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #321 | towel | 34 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #546 | toy maglev monorail | 2 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #18 | toy space helmet | 360 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #70 | trick coin | 1 |
| #67 | trilobite candy mold | 3 |
| #245 | trilobite fossil | 19 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #185 | tropical wrapping paper | 5 |
| #134 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 2 |
| #52 | tube of pendulum lube | 7 |
| #64 | tube of villain white | 3 |
| #727 | twitching claw | 7 |
| #277 | ultimate ultimate frisbee | 1 |
| #57 | una poca de gracia | 24 |
| #51 | unearthed potsherd | 77 |
| #138 | unholy water | 1 |
| #835 | unstable DNA | 51 |
| #1710 | unstable laser battery | 32 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #670 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #426 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 23 |
| #127 | vial of swamp vapors | 1 |
| #117 | viking helmet | 132 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| #150 | vinegar | 237 |
| #644 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 1 |
| #389 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 14 |
| #55 | volcanic ash | 118 |
| #29 | voodoo glowskull | 192 |
| #471 | voodoo snuff | 2 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #384 | wang | 3 |
| #189 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #245 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 14 |
| #105 | warbear auto-anvil | 2 |
| #67 | warbear battery | 34 |
| #9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
| #6 | warbear bearserker greaves | 1 |
| #248 | warbear beeping telegram | 5 |
| 🥇 | warbear breakfast machine | 1 |
| #132 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 5 |
| #6 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 1 |
| #47 | warbear chemistry lab | 4 |
| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| #144 | warbear drone assembler | 4 |
| 🥉 | warbear electric long johns | 1 |
| #5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
| #4 | warbear electro-spiked helm | 1 |
| #228 | warbear empathy chip | 2 |
| #114 | warbear energy bracers | 2 |
| #54 | warbear exhaust manifold | 4 |
| #76 | warbear exo-arm | 3 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #64 | warbear feasting mead | 12 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| #4 | warbear fleece-lined long johns | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #84 | warbear foil hat | 3 |
| #10 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #194 | warbear gyrocopter | 5 |
| #5 | warbear heated ushanka | 1 |
| #276 | warbear helm fragment | 8 |
| #6 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #55 | warbear induction oven | 3 |
| #180 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #124 | warbear laser beacon | 2 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #6 | warbear lined ushanka | 1 |
| #8 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #125 | warbear metalworking primer | 9 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
| 🥇 | warbear officer greaves | 1 |
| #114 | warbear oil pan | 2 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plain helm | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
| #117 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 10 |
| #87 | warbear rejuvenation potion | 1 |
| #47 | warbear requisition box | 125 |
| #300 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 3 |
| #168 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 8 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear soda machine | 1 |
| #89 | warbear soda machine assembler | 6 |
| #5 | warbear spiked helm | 1 |
| #232 | warbear trouser fragment | 14 |
| #151 | warbear wardance potion | 10 |
| #12 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #92 | warbear whosit | 2,587 |
| #4 | warehouse clerk's glasses | 371 |
| #4 | warehouse walkie-talkie | 393 |
| #67 | water pipe bomb | 1,473 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #177 | water-polo cap | 1 |
| #190 | watered-down Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #8 | wax hat | 2 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #12 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 51 |
| #53 | whalebone corset | 41 |
| #38 | whalegun | 1 |
| #46 | whalesteak | 15 |
| #525 | wheel | 7 |
| #87 | whimpering willow bark | 4 |
| #280 | whisker pencil | 27 |
| #152 | white balloon | 104 |
| #158 | white candygram | 3 |
| #1021 | white class ring | 1 |
| #69 | white pixel | 1,193 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #447 | wind-up meatcar | 22 |
| #108 | wind-up owl | 3 |
| #93 | wings of fire | 1 |
| #254 | wolfman mask | 29 |
| #743 | wooden block | 3 |
| #61 | woolen cravat | 1 |
| #55 | world's smallest violin | 23 |
| #552 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #588 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #74 | wrestling mask | 1 |
| #96 | wriggling severed nose | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #61 | x-ray mirror | 2 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |
| #583 | yellow glowstick | 2 |
| #309 | yellow gummi ingot | 107 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #765 | yo-yo | 31 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |
| #38 | zombie hollandaise | 67 |
| #755 | zombie pineal gland | 6 |