Museum :: Tazy

Tazy

Rank	Item	Quantity
#29	"DRINK ME" potion	1,854
#113	"KICK ME" sign	1
#343	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	5
#1437	1-ball	1
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#18	17-ball	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#1455	3-ball	1
#89	37x37x37 puzzle cube	45
#1474	4-ball	1
#13	4-dimensional guitar	326
#1436	5-ball	1
#142	5-hour acrimony	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#2244	8-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
#309	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	3
#103	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	2
#130	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	2
#49	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	3
#87	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	2
#76	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	3
#100	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	2
#860	A. W. O. L. commendation	2
#86	Abyssal ember	1
#68	Accordion of Jordion	2
#38	Alewife™ Ale	100
#72	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#34	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	2
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#5	Alice's Army booster box	3
#70	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
#217	Asleep in the Cemetery	7
#61	Atomic Comic	5
#68	Aura Libre	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#56	Aye Aye	1
#54	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#64	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#325	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	3
#438	BGE merchandise order form	9
#363	BGE pocket calendar	2
#1405	BGE shotglass	2
#12	BGE temporary tattoo	37
#436	BGE tiny plastic toy	3
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#449	BRICKO eye brick	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#76	Bag o' Tricks	1
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#590	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#150	Barulio's bottle	1
#100	Beignet Milgranet	1
#135	Belt of Howling Anger	3
#520	Better Than Cuddling Cake	3
#198	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	5
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#166	BitterSweetTarts	4
#14	BittyCar HotCar	2
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#45	Black Hole	2
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#107	Bling of the New Wave	9
#326	Blizzards I Have Died In	3
#568	Blood Light	1
#472	Bone's Farm "wine"	2
#202	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#343	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#20	Boris's Helm	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#1741	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#26	Buddy Bjorn	1
#63	Buttery Knob	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#294	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#110	C.H.U.M. knife	8
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#177	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	5
#106	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	5
#110	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	5
#101	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	5
#75	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	6
#17	CRIMBCO lanyard	55
#174	CRIMBCO mug	93
#1701	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#92	CRIMBCO wine	69
#792	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
#371	CRIMBCOLOAF	7
#172	CSA all-purpose soap	1
#179	CSA bravery badge	1
#77	CSA cheerfulness ration	111
#341	CSA fire-starting kit	9
#170	CSA obedience grenade	3
#78	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	173
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#46	Camp Scout backpack	1
#63	Camp Scout pup tent	204
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#35	Candicaine	8
#64	Candy Alexander	1
#45	Cement Mixer	2
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#59	Chakra Libre	1
#9	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	54
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#14	Chester's bag of candy	5
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#11	Chester's sunglasses	3
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#62	Chinese curse words	3
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#15	Chroner cross	1
#41	Cinco Mayo Lager	7
#105	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	1
#11	Clan hot dog stand	1
#11	Clan looking glass	1
#12	Clan pool table	1
#8	Clan shower	1
#7	Clan speakeasy	1
#1732	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#942	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	2
#534	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	5
#338	Cloaca-Cola helmet	7
#498	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	4
#490	Cloaca-Cola shield	5
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#153	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	4
#78	Coily™	1
#103	Comet Pop	1
#272	Corpse Island iced tea	20
#87	Cosmic Calorie	480
#79	Crazymaker	1
#197	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	26
#149	Crimbo candied pecan	152
#163	Crimbo fudge	128
#146	Crimbo peppermint bark	147
#344	Crimbo pie	6
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#111	Crimbojito	2
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#9	Crimbough	5
#2022	Crimboween memo	2
#1401	Crimbuck	250
#50	Crown of Thrones	1
#195	DNOTC Box	2
#55	Dark & Starry	1
#89	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	54
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#29	Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog	1
#313	Divine	1
#119	Dogsgotnonoz pills	2
#62	Drac & Tan	2
#15	Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	1
#26	Dreadsylvanian grimlet	1
#8	Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	2
#98	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	1
#52	Drunken Neurologist	1
#38	Drunken Philosopher	2
#57	Dump Truck	2
#1391	Dyspepsi grenade	3
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#426	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	6
#630	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	4
#673	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	2
#567	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	4
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#46	Earth and Firewater	1
#477	Ecto-Cooler	1
#85	Ellsbury's journal	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#52	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
#258	FDKOL commendation	2,086
#461	FDKOL hotcakes	2
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#55	Fauna Libre	1
#50	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	3
#57	Firewater	1
#76	Flaming Knob	1
#44	Flaming Mohobo	4
#89	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	1
#30	Folder Holder	1
#247	Freddy Kruegerand	1
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#265	Frosty's frosty mug	6
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#77	Frosty's old silk hat	2
#120	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#72	Fun-Guy spore	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#63	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
#12	Game Grid valued membership card	1
#34	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	1
#154	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	2
#396	Genalen™ Bottle	2
#58	Gets-You-Drunk	2
#151	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	3
#417	Go-Wassail	42
#65	Golden Mean	1
#797	Goodfella contract	6
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#46	Great Older Fashioned	2
#54	Greatest American Pants	1
#76	Green Giant	1
#50	Green Muslin	1
#86	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	1
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#136	Gummy Brains	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#39	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	2
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#202	Hodgman's blanket	7
#118	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#24	Hodgman's harmonica	2
#134	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#48	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	2
#11	Hodgman's lucky sock	3
#21	Hodgman's varcolac paw	2
#58	Humanitini	2
#89	Hundred Headed IPA	1
#233	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	1
#83	Illuminati earpiece	3
#1868	Imp Ale	1
#206	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	4
#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#394	Instant Karma	16
#120	Interview With You (a Vampire)	1
#151	Jack-in-the-box	34
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#60	Jackhammer	1
#17	Jarlsberg's pan	1
🥉	Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode)	1
#182	Jocko Homo's head	9
#131	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	21
#60	Juju Mojo Mask	1
#6	Junior Adventurer's merit badge	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#120	Kissin' Cousins	6
#25	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	43
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#98	Knob Goblin love potion	188
#462	Knob Goblin lunchbox	2
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#238	Knob nuts	1
#35	KoLHS Pep Squad Box	1
#253	Lars the Cyberian	2
#165	Let Me Be!	8
#135	Li'l Businessman Kit	1
#44	Libram of Pulled Taffy	1
#48	Libram of Resolutions	1
#30	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	1
🥇	Loathing Legion helicopter	1
🥇	Loathing Legion kitchen sink	1
🥈	Loathing Legion moondial	1
🥇	Loathing Legion necktie	1
#145	Lobster qua Grill	1
#2321	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	6
#531	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	44
#86	Lumineux Limnio	1
#204	Mad Train wine	539
#308	Mae West	1
#156	Mae West with a fly in it	2
#32	Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	1
#129	Mark of the Werewolf	1
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#126	Maxing, Relaxing	7
#203	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	1
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#37	Mer-kin cancerstick	6
#40	Mer-kin hallpass	1
#351	Microplushie: Bropane	30
#370	Microplushie: Dorkonide	9
#389	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	11
#254	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	10
#309	Microplushie: Gothochondria	28
#349	Microplushie: Hippylase	34
#354	Microplushie: Hipsterine	3
#273	Microplushie: Hobomosome	24
#380	Microplushie: Otakulone	32
#325	Microplushie: Raverdrine	22
#367	Microplushie: Sororitrate	25
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#236	Miniborg beeper	2
#164	Miniborg hiveminder	3
#250	Miniborg laser	2
#275	Miniborg stomper	2
#259	Miniborg strangler	2
#66	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	1
#16	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	1
#15	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	1
#11	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	1
#14	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	1
#4	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	2
#141	Missing Eye Simulation Device	1
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#42	Mohobo	2
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#35	Moonshine Mohobo	4
#27	Moonthril Schnapps	1
#51	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	1
#56	More Humanitini than Humanitini	1
#92	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#103	Morto Moreto	1
#93	Mr. Accessory Jr.	1
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#7	Mr. Eh?	2
#175	Mr. Joe's bangles	9
#72	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#91	Muschat	1
#42	My Own Pen Pal kit	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#114	NPZR chemistry set	54
#287	Neuromancer	1
#368	Nightstalker perfume	2
#245	Nuclear Blastball	1
#232	O'RLY manual	1
#78	Oh, the Humanitini	1
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#477	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	2
#11	Olympic-sized Clan crate	1
#51	Operation Patriot Shield	1
#50	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#94	PEEZ dispenser	128
#23	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	1,046
#6	Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	5
#127	Pain Dip	2
#84	Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	1
#1495	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	3
#79	Penultimate Fantasy chest	629
🥈	Peppermint Pip Packet	1
#45	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	1
#95	Piddles	21
#166	Pokëmann band-aid	2
#53	Polka Pop	40
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#44	Rad Lib	72
#10	Radio KoL Antenna Ball	1
#8	Radio KoL Bottle Opener	1
#4	Radio KoL Flashlight	1
#11	Radio KoL Keychain	1
#5	Radio KoL Maracas	1
#7	Radio KoL Patch	1
#210	Ralph IX cognac	1
#73	Red Dwarf	1
#128	Red Pill	3
#70	Red Rover BB gun	45
#2658	Rock Pops	1
#89	Russian Ice	2
#142	S.A.V.E. flyer	1
#6	S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	5
#87	S.T.L.T.	1
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#6	STYX deodorant body spray	1
#39	Saison du Lune	1
#54	Sazuruk-hai	1
#61	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	1
#614	Schrödinger's thermos	14
#129	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	1
#152	Sensual Massage for Creeps	7
#211	Serenity trading card	1
#194	Shield of Icy Fate	1
#92	Shot of the Living Dead	1
#538	Silver Bullet beer	1
#102	Sinful Desires	7
#62	Sizzling Sinner	1
#53	Skullhead's Screw	5
#57	Slimosa	1
#50	Slippery Knob	1
#62	Sloe Comfortable Zoo	1
#87	Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	1
#71	Small Medium	1
#10	Sneaky Pete's leather jacket	2
#443	Snow Queen Crown	4
#9	Snow Suit	2
#29	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	2
#212	Space Tours Tripple	2
#9	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	2
#11	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	2
#9	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	2
#27	Spooky Surprise Egg	551
#1452	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#100	Summer Nights	8
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#33	TÎ¤◊lisman of Baiø‡	3
#238	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	63
#276	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	53
#152	Tales from the Fireside	6
#209	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	14
#178	Tears of the Quiet Healer	6
#98	Temps Tempranillo	1
#304	The Art of Slapfighting	3
#132	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	10
#22	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	3
#24	The Confiscator's Grimoire	1
#470	The Cooler Out of Space	2
#10	The Groose in the Hoose	1
#493	The Joy of Wassailing	6
#9	The Kloop in the Coop	1
#72	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#85	The Lost Glasses	1
#52	The Lost Pill Bottle	1
#1037	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#85	The Necbronomicon	3
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
#38	The Smith's Tome	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#98	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	1
#198	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	2
#13	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	2
#1577	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#69	Tiger-lily's milk	55
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#26	Time Bandit Time Towel	2
#114	Tome of Clip Art	1
#60	Transylvania Sling	1
#224	Travels with Jerry	5
#319	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	1
#320	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	1
#312	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	1
#306	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	1
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#756	Typical Tavern swill	1
#328	Ultrasoldier Serum	1
#15	Unagnimated Gnome	2
#99	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	10
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#249	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	52
#35	Uncle Hobo's belt	1
#6	Uncle Hobo's epic beard	4
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#59	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
#710	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#198	Uncle Romulus	6
#15	Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	324
#10	Underworld flail	1
#40	Underworld sapling	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#2405	Valentine	1
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#116	Vial of jus de larmes	1
#34	Vivian's Vitamin	1
#61	Vodka Matryoshka	2
#176	Volartta's bellbottoms	7
#1000	Wand of Nagamar	2
#205	Wand of Oscus	1
#187	White Chocolate Golem Seeds	1
#105	White Hyborian	1
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#12	Workytime Tea	440
#88	Wrecked Generator	1
#233	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	1
#194	Ye Olde Meade	1
#218	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	1
#51	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	752
#15	Young Man's Crew Sequester	1
#15	Zim Merman's guitar	38
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#51	Zombo's skullcap	2
#51	Zoodriver	3
#426	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	4
#49	a cute angel	1
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#503	accidental cider	1
#132	accord ion	1
#70	accordion file	1
#121	accordionoid rocca	1
#517	acid-squirting flower	5
#11	acoustic guitarrr	1,011
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#40	adventurer clone egg	1
#37	airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	1
#67	alarm accordion	1
#91	albatross necklace	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#127	amber aviator shades	1
#911	ammonite fossil	2
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#206	ancient frozen dinner	11
#45	ancient hot dog wrapper	1
#679	anniversary balloon	1
#633	anniversary gift box	6
#543	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	2
#117	antique accordion	1
#225	antique bottle opener	4
#123	antique painting of a landscape	7
#354	antique pair of blue jeans	2
#388	antique record album	7
#299	antique souvenir drawing	3
#57	antique spyglass	1
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#19	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	5
#486	around the world	1
#174	arrowgram	5
#144	artisanal limoncello	4
#433	asbestos apron	1
#178	attorney's badge	1
#96	autocalliope	2
#9	avatar of the Unconscious Collective	1
#225	backwoods screwdriver	2
#2450	baconstone	1
#93	badge of authority	3
#83	bag of GORF	149
#82	bag of GORP	213
#105	bag of QWOP	44
#14	bag of bones	43
#287	bag of lard	4
#132	bag of many confections	1
#1591	ball	2
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#221	banana daiquiri	1
#140	banana peel	38
#251	banana supersucker	1
#548	bananagate	9
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#29	bath ball gift set	83
#437	battered Crimbo Crate	25
#126	bed of coals	6
#137	beer-scented teddy bear	5
#787	beertini	1
#448	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#416	begpwnia	1
#430	beholed bedsheet	2
#156	bejeweled cufflinks	25
#330	bejeweled pledge pin	11
#619	belemnite fossil	5
#88	berry-infused sake	1
#154	big bundle of chamoix	1
#146	big glob of skin	1
#90	big slimy cyst	2
#801	bilge wine	1
#281	bindlestocking	10
#74	bishop cookie	1
#434	bite-me-red lipstick	17
#60	bitter pill	1
#589	black & tan	1
#75	black BRICKO brick	1
#52	black candy heart	290
#18	black candygram	7
#96	black gold	9
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#1131	black plastic oyster egg	3
#555	black polka-dot oyster egg	9
#464	black spot	1
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#64	black tear	5
#185	black velvet box	2
#74	black-and-blue light	745
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#143	blackberry galoshes	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#137	blank diary	1
#246	blank fudge mold	1
#107	blank prescription sheet	1
#158	blended frozen swill	1
#203	blind-packed capsule toy	59
#217	blob of Alphredo™	1
#139	blob of acid	6
#115	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	42
#1297	blood flower	2
#1035	bloody beer	1
#811	blue paisley oyster egg	5
#77	blue plasma ball	772
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#1672	blue polka-dot oyster egg	2
#36	blue raspberry troll doll	2
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#85	water purification pills	207
#75	waterlogged crate	3
#104	whiskey bittersweet	1
#630	whiskey sour	1
#791	white Canadian	1
#222	white Xanadian	1
#903	white balloon	1
#331	white candy heart	88
#83	white candygram	9
#168	white lightning	101
#157	white rice	13
#5	white-label gin	3
#187	willyweed	1
#193	wind-up meatcar	61
#93	wings of fire	1
#615	witch hat	1
#69	wizard action figure	1
#269	wolfman mask	28
#595	wool hat	1
#133	world's smallest violin	5
#589	wreath of laurels	1
#1329	x-ray specs	2
#80	yakskin kilt	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
#336	yellow brick road	1
#388	yellow candy heart	99
#279	yellow candygram	2
#229	yellow drunki-bear	1
#428	yellow gummi ingot	65
#94	yellow matter custard	1
#544	yellow paisley oyster egg	5
#967	yellow plastic oyster egg	6
#881	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	2
#496	yellow striped oyster egg	5
#2364	yo-yo	1
#104	your own black heart	1
#148	zmobie	1
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 100,186 items total!

what items are this player missing?