| #178 | Angry Farmer candy | 955 |
| #141 | Atomic Comic | 3 |
| #311 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 3 |
| #137 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 6 |
| #404 | BGE merchandise order form | 10 |
| #111 | BGE pocket calendar | 6 |
| #183 | BGE shotglass | 30 |
| #92 | BGE temporary tattoo | 8 |
| #436 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 3 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #363 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #263 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
| #288 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
| #466 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1314 | CRIMBCO scrip | 20 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #507 | Crimbo candied pecan | 21 |
| #454 | Crimbo fudge | 24 |
| #533 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 19 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #462 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 13 |
| #999 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| #254 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
| #158 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 601 |
| #523 | Schrödinger's thermos | 20 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #163 | The Art of Slapfighting | 7 |
| #131 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 10 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #363 | Uncle Romulus | 3 |
| #40 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #151 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1,313 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #252 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 6 |
| #624 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #58 | antique record album | 57 |
| #199 | awful poetry journal | 922 |
| #296 | bag of bones | 6 |
| #60 | banana | 151 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #856 | bone chips | 3 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #195 | bone meal | 2 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #223 | brine | 81 |
| #352 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 7 |
| #1729 | candy cane | 16 |
| #1565 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #341 | candy knuckles | 6 |
| #168 | chaos butterfly | 1,854 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #662 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #188 | deluxe fax machine | 2 |
| #41 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #349 | dill | 109 |
| #232 | disturbing fanfic | 832 |
| #782 | eggnog | 21 |
| #478 | elven cellocello | 31 |
| #190 | elven suicide capsule | 47 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #533 | floaty sand | 19 |
| #216 | frigid ninja stars | 220 |
| #189 | furry fur | 795 |
| #337 | ghost cucumber | 129 |
| #152 | heavy D | 966 |
| #521 | herringcello | 29 |
| #92 | intriguing puzzle box | 4 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #976 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #510 | live wire | 2 |
| #601 | metallic A | 30 |
| #151 | mummy costume | 50 |
| #449 | nanite-infested candy cane | 32 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #125 | natty blue ascot | 3 |
| #364 | night-vision goggles | 5 |
| #125 | obnoxious riddle | 3 |
| #167 | original G | 864 |
| #77 | ovoid leather thing | 259 |
| #400 | pair of bolt cutters | 7 |
| #428 | paperclip | 100 |
| #516 | passable elf mask | 9 |
| #230 | penguin focaccia bread | 41 |
| #897 | personalized coffee mug | 4 |
| #150 | petrified wood | 70 |
| #219 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 159 |
| #85 | pile of loose snow | 2 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #144 | plot hole | 1,735 |
| #502 | pocketwatch on a chain | 6 |
| #336 | poison pen | 5 |
| #564 | portable photocopier | 10 |
| #139 | probability potion | 747 |
| #147 | procrastination potion | 734 |
| #175 | pumpkinhead mask | 49 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #163 | spooky bark | 105 |
| #183 | spooky sap | 60 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #150 | strange cube | 11 |
| #330 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #1004 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 10 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #190 | thin black candle | 1,418 |
| #1441 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #104 | tin magnolia | 118 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #1520 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2858 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #6131 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2689 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6181 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3310 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #4853 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #6133 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2817 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #341 | vinegar | 113 |
| #296 | water pipe bomb | 169 |
| #168 | wolfman mask | 50 |