| #178 | Angry Farmer candy | 955 |
| #142 | Atomic Comic | 3 |
| #311 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 3 |
| #137 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 6 |
| #404 | BGE merchandise order form | 10 |
| #111 | BGE pocket calendar | 6 |
| #183 | BGE shotglass | 30 |
| #92 | BGE temporary tattoo | 8 |
| #436 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 3 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #364 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #264 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
| #289 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1315 | CRIMBCO scrip | 20 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #1726 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #505 | Crimbo candied pecan | 21 |
| #454 | Crimbo fudge | 24 |
| #533 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 19 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #461 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 13 |
| #987 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| #253 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
| #158 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 601 |
| #522 | Schrödinger's thermos | 20 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #163 | The Art of Slapfighting | 7 |
| #130 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 10 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #362 | Uncle Romulus | 3 |
| #41 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #151 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1,313 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #250 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 6 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #58 | antique record album | 57 |
| #199 | awful poetry journal | 922 |
| #294 | bag of bones | 6 |
| #60 | banana | 151 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #858 | bone chips | 3 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #195 | bone meal | 2 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #223 | brine | 81 |
| #353 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 7 |
| #1729 | candy cane | 16 |
| #1563 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #342 | candy knuckles | 6 |
| #168 | chaos butterfly | 1,854 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #189 | deluxe fax machine | 2 |
| #41 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #349 | dill | 109 |
| #232 | disturbing fanfic | 832 |
| #783 | eggnog | 21 |
| #475 | elven cellocello | 31 |
| #190 | elven suicide capsule | 47 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #535 | floaty sand | 19 |
| #214 | frigid ninja stars | 220 |
| #189 | furry fur | 795 |
| #337 | ghost cucumber | 129 |
| #152 | heavy D | 966 |
| #519 | herringcello | 29 |
| #92 | intriguing puzzle box | 4 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #975 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #510 | live wire | 2 |
| #599 | metallic A | 30 |
| #151 | mummy costume | 50 |
| #449 | nanite-infested candy cane | 32 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #123 | natty blue ascot | 3 |
| #364 | night-vision goggles | 5 |
| #125 | obnoxious riddle | 3 |
| #167 | original G | 864 |
| #77 | ovoid leather thing | 259 |
| #400 | pair of bolt cutters | 7 |
| #427 | paperclip | 100 |
| #516 | passable elf mask | 9 |
| #230 | penguin focaccia bread | 41 |
| #899 | personalized coffee mug | 4 |
| #150 | petrified wood | 70 |
| #218 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 159 |
| #85 | pile of loose snow | 2 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #144 | plot hole | 1,735 |
| #502 | pocketwatch on a chain | 6 |
| #336 | poison pen | 5 |
| #567 | portable photocopier | 10 |
| #139 | probability potion | 747 |
| #147 | procrastination potion | 734 |
| #175 | pumpkinhead mask | 49 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #163 | spooky bark | 105 |
| #179 | spooky sap | 60 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #149 | strange cube | 11 |
| #331 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #1003 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 10 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #189 | thin black candle | 1,418 |
| #1444 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #104 | tin magnolia | 118 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #3319 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3301 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #341 | vinegar | 113 |
| #294 | water pipe bomb | 169 |
| #168 | wolfman mask | 50 |