Museum :: Mr

Mr_Parks

Rank	Item	Quantity
#577	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	2
#139	1,970 carat gold	1
#78	1952 Mickey Mantle card	77
#114	37x37x37 puzzle cube	28
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#100	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	2
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#558	A. W. O. L. commendation	8
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#47	Ambitious Turkey	29
#112	Ancient Protector Soda	5
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#335	Asleep in the Cemetery	5
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#441	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	2
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#373	BGE shotglass	18
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#128	BOOterfinger	1
#131	BRICKO brick	2,421
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#369	BRICKO eye brick	6
#6	Batfellow comic	23
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#270	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	4
🥇	Bird-a-Day calendar	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#23	Black Angus blackburger	2
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#24	Boosty Juice	1
#26	Buddy Bjorn	1
#19	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	1
#337	Bulky Buddy Box	9
#84	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	8
#75	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	6
#28	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	12
#20	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	15
#75	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	6
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#162	CRIMBCOIDS mints	13
#117	CRIMBCOLOAF	18
#46	Camp Scout backpack	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#7	Clan Floundry	1
#103	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	1
#40	Cloaca Cola Polar	267
#532	Corpse Island iced tea	10
#510	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	10
#317	Crimbo Credit	17
#426	Crimbo Factory surprise box	1
#259	Crimbo candied pecan	55
#266	Crimbo fudge	54
#300	Crimbo peppermint bark	43
#50	Crimbo salad	9
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#361	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#13	Crimbot battery	201
#471	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#81	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	6
#90	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	6
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#19	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	2
#81	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	7
#62	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	10
#148	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	3
#245	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#118	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	4
#192	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	2
#7	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	2
#79	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	7
#102	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	5
#418	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	2
#247	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#6	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	4
#53	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	11
#328	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	5
#312	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	2
#68	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	8
#284	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	8
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#96	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	5
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
#374	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#6	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	2
#311	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	6
#366	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#462	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#253	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#2379	Crimbuck	11
#51	Crown of Thrones	1
#236	D roll	23
#16	DIY protonic accelerator kit	1
#12	Dear Past Self Package	1
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#38	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	1
#189	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#6	Ed the Undying exhibit crate	2
🥇	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	27
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
🥇	First Post shirt - Cir Senam	1
#30	Folder Holder	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#527	Frosty's frosty mug	2
#226	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	3
#106	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#1049	Go-Wassail	1
#86	Golden Mr. Accessory	1
#17	Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	1
#52	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	3
#41	Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	3
#11	Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	1
#40	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	3
#52	Greatest American Pants	1
#43	Greek fire	2
#422	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	2
#160	Hodgman's blanket	9
#133	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#57	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	2
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#11	Horsery contract	1
#6	Ice Island Long Tea	140
#52	Inner Strength	5
#21	Inner Truth	9
#38	Inner Wisdom	6
#218	Jack-in-the-box	27
#34	January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	1
#17	Jarlsberg's pan	1
#4	Jokester makeup	107
#60	Juju Mojo Mask	1
#73	Kevlar balloon	2
#515	Kissin' Cousins	2
#66	Knob pasty	10
#18	Kudzu salad	2
#22	LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	1
#32	LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1
#47	LOV Elephant	1
#19	LT&T telegraph office deed	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#730	Let Me Be!	2
#4	Little Crimson Book	38
#29	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	1
#64	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	6
#7	Mansquito Serum	2
#208	Maxing, Relaxing	5
🥇	Memories of Beanslinging	1
🥉	Memories of Cow Punching	1
🥇	Memories of Snake Oiling	1
#196	Microplushie: Bropane	68
#162	Microplushie: Dorkonide	27
#202	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	29
#164	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	17
#201	Microplushie: Gothochondria	52
#242	Microplushie: Hippylase	60
#166	Microplushie: Hipsterine	8
#280	Microplushie: Hobomosome	23
#182	Microplushie: Otakulone	89
#232	Microplushie: Raverdrine	38
#207	Microplushie: Sororitrate	57
#134	Mini-Crimbot crate	1
#5	Miss Graves' vermouth	4
#33	Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	2
#89	Morbidda trading card	2
#90	Mortimer's nostrum	2
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#99	Mr. Haggis	35
#34	Ms. Accessory	1
#116	Mylar balloon	2
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#16	New-You Club Membership Form	1
#234	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	4
#319	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	1
#625	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#51	Operation Patriot Shield	1
#66	Outer Wolf™ cologne	1
#314	PEEZ dispenser	4
#22	Pack of Every Card	1
#1599	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2
🥈	Peppermint Pip Packet	1
#26	Pocket Meteor Guide	1
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#589	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	2
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#777	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#890	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#699	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	2
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#16	Psycho From The Heat	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#527	Red Rover BB gun	4
#18	Rethinking Candy	2
#1074	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#658	Sensual Massage for Creeps	2
#492	Skully's hot chocolate	1
#4	Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	1
#20	Snow Suit	1
#78	Sogg-Os	6
#17	Source terminal	1
#15	Spacegate access badge	1
#22	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	1
#112	Strix stix	28
#945	Summer Nights	1
#134	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	124
#142	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	127
#135	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	132
#592	Tales from the Fireside	2
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#98	Tequiz Navidad	1
#7	The Author's ink	1
#402	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	3
#45	The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	1
🥉	The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	12
#33	The Jokester's gun	3
#788	The Joy of Wassailing	2
#85	The Lost Glasses	1
#152	The Necbronomicon	2
#20	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	2
#19	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	2
#11	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	3
#19	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	2
#20	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	2
#18	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	2
#38	The Smith's Tome	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#98	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	1
#18	Thor's Pliers	1
#1414	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	1
#665	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	1
#447	Thwaitgold spider statuette	6
🥈	Time-Spinner	1
#419	Travels with Jerry	3
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#29	Trout Fishing in Loathing	1
#850	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
#464	Uncle Romulus	2
#10	Underworld flail	1
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#90	Wet Russian	3
#9	Witchess Set	1
#162	Wolfman Nardz	10
#13	X-32-F snowman crate	1
#30	Xiblaxian 5D printer	12
#6	Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	66
#10	Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	38
#6	Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	46
#23	Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	4
#6	Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	40
#40	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter	2
#22	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	10
#133	Ze™ goggles	26
#916	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#663	acid-squirting flower	3
#141	actual reality goggles	10
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#39	adventurer clone egg	1
#10	airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	1
#14	airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	1
#14	airplane charter: The Glaciest	1
#203	alien source code printout	1
#129	all-purpose flower	1
#53	angel-food cake	1
#89	angst burger	6
#409	anniversary balloon	2
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#115	antimatter wad	1
#737	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#71	antique accordion	4
#126	antique bottle of cough syrup	6
#626	antique bottle opener	1
#356	antique greaves	17
#581	antique hand mirror	2
#359	antique helmet	17
#143	antique machete	3
#268	antique packet of ketchup	5
#535	antique painting of a landscape	1
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#933	antique record album	1
#360	antique shield	17
#588	antique souvenir drawing	1
#424	antique spear	12
#33	antique spyglass	2
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#125	augmented-reality shades	1
#183	babycakes	1
🥉	bad vibroknife	3
#107	bag of QWOP	41
#1030	balloon monkey	1
#968	bananagate	1
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#1447	battered Crimbo Crate	2
#183	beautiful rainbow	1
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#702	bindlestocking	1
#93	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	1
#75	black BRICKO brick	1
#29	black brandy	2
#266	black forest cake	12
#132	black lotus	1
#181	black snowcone	21
#198	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#469	blind-packed capsule toy	2
#8	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	1,737
#297	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	21
#84	blue snowcone	255
#125	blue velvet cake	1
#205	blue-frosted astral cupcake	6
#256	bone chips	67
#953	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#17	bottle of lovebug pheromones	1
#134	bottle of peppermint schnapps	2
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#127	box of Gratitude chocolates	1
#47	box of bear arms	1
#986	box of sunshine	249
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#56	breakfast mess	311
#51	breakfast miracle	8
#89	broken warbear gyrocopter	1
#177	bubble-wrap simulator	4
#21	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	1
#615	bubblewrap ore	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#714	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#53	can of Adultwitch™	1
#1436	can of Binarrrca	3
#1100	can of CRIMBCOLA	4
#44	can of Rain-Doh	1
#299	can of V-11	1
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#944	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	9
#175	candied bolts	6
#210	candied kobold	15
#424	candied nuts	4
#861	candied yams	10
#357	candy cane	104
#15	candy carrot cake	6
#186	candy kneecapping stick	10
#340	candy knuckles	6
#3108	candy stake	2
#24	celestial au jus	1
#36	celestial carrot juice	1
#30	celestial olive oil	1
#22	celestial squid ink	2
#117	chakra malt	1
#192	chakra sludge	4
#99	chakra-mental wine	2
#57	choco-Crimbot	84
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#173	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	12
#183	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	7
#2494	club necklace	2
#34	communal gobstopper	11
#165	confusing LED clock	23
#95	congratulatory cake	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#74	cookie cookie	6
#534	corpse on the beach	10
#854	corpsedriver	5
#785	corpsetini	6
#99	cotton candy cocoon	1
#17	cuppa Twen tea	14
#234	cylindrical mold	3
#515	daisy	3
#111	dead lights pie	1
#615	deadly lampshade	1
#57	deadly nightshade	1
#82	deluxe layer cake	1
#624	designer handbag	4
#13	detective school application	1
#41	devil's-food cake	1
#17	disconnected intergnat	1
#46	do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	1
#77	dream of a dog	1
#57	dumb mud	6
🥉	dungeoneering kit	918
#687	dusty Crimbo crate	14
#48	dusty animal cranium	6
#85	dusty animal pelvis	5
#28	dusty animal skull	4
#30	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	11
#86	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	5
#205	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	2
#65	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	6
#69	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	6
#39	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	10
#69	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	6
#44	dusty first caudal vertebra	9
#38	dusty first cervical vertebra	10
#35	dusty first lumbar vertebra	10
#37	dusty first thoracic vertebra	10
#50	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	7
#45	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	8
#80	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	5
#43	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	9
#32	dusty left clavicle	11
#79	dusty left eighth rib	5
#303	dusty left eleventh rib	1
#43	dusty left femur	9
#84	dusty left fibula	5
#59	dusty left fifth rib	7
#77	dusty left first front claw	5
#110	dusty left first rear claw	4
#38	dusty left first rib	10
#76	dusty left fourth front claw	5
#139	dusty left fourth rear claw	3
#197	dusty left fourth rib	2
#46	dusty left humerus	8
#84	dusty left kneecap	5
#85	dusty left ninth rib	5
#73	dusty left radius	5
#63	dusty left scapula	6
#81	dusty left second front claw	5
#193	dusty left second rear claw	2
#29	dusty left second rib	12
#56	dusty left seventh rib	7
#198	dusty left sixth rib	2
#88	dusty left tenth rib	5
#97	dusty left third front claw	4
#67	dusty left third rear claw	6
#61	dusty left third rib	6
#146	dusty left thumb	3
#112	dusty left tibia	4
#153	dusty left twelfth rib	3
#28	dusty left ulna	12
#37	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	10
#72	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	5
#53	dusty right clavicle	7
#310	dusty right eighth rib	1
#44	dusty right eleventh rib	8
#301	dusty right femur	1
#69	dusty right fibula	6
#77	dusty right fifth rib	5
#32	dusty right first front claw	10
#79	dusty right first rear claw	5
#77	dusty right first rib	5
#69	dusty right fourth front claw	5
#134	dusty right fourth rear claw	3
#35	dusty right fourth rib	10
#57	dusty right humerus	7
#109	dusty right kneecap	4
#72	dusty right ninth rib	6
#53	dusty right radius	7
#43	dusty right scapula	9
#41	dusty right second front claw	9
#85	dusty right second rear claw	5
#45	dusty right second rib	8
#35	dusty right seventh rib	10
#43	dusty right tenth rib	9
#137	dusty right third front claw	3
#33	dusty right third rear claw	10
#33	dusty right third rib	10
#85	dusty right thumb	5
#33	dusty right tibia	10
#62	dusty right twelfth rib	6
#194	dusty right ulna	2
#83	dusty sacral vertebrae	5
#66	dusty second caudal vertebra	6
#45	dusty second cervical vertebra	8
#104	dusty second lumbar vertebra	4
#99	dusty second thoracic vertebra	4
#40	dusty seventh caudal vertebra	9
#80	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	5
#283	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	1
#42	dusty seventh thoracic vertebra	9
#30	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	11
#62	dusty sixth cervical vertebra	6
#82	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	5
#44	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	8
#128	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	3
#44	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	8
#56	dusty third caudal vertebra	6
#40	dusty third cervical vertebra	8
#75	dusty third lumbar vertebra	5
#53	dusty third thoracic vertebra	7
#52	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	7
#3661	easter egg balloon	3
#144	eggnog	122
#40	eldritch concentrate	1
#72	eldritch distillate	1
#170	eldritch effluvium	271
#88	eldritch elixir	1
#70	eldritch essence	1
#92	eldritch extract	1
#16	eldritch hat	1
#13	eldritch pants	1
#843	elven cellocello	23
#190	elven hardtack	19
#1586	elven moonshine	1
#1396	elven socks	1
#215	elven squeeze	14
#946	elven suicide capsule	20
#23	emotion chip	1
#502	empty agua de vida bottle	303
#1480	enchanted leopard-print barbell	2
#315	epic wad	1
#6	eternal knot tattoo	2
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#38	exclusive club	1
#145	exotic orchid	1
#50	exotic parrot egg	1
#18	expensive champagne	9
#426	extra-greasy slider	4
#377	fancy canapés	1
#215	fancy chocolate car	14
🥈	festive warbear bank	1
#46	filet of The Fish	4
#9	fishbone belt	2
#22	fishbone bracers	1
#10	fishbone catcher's mitt	1
#11	fishbone corset	1
#24	fishbone facemask	1
#7	fishbone fins	1
#10	fishbone kneepads	1
#32	fishy fish lasagna	18
#129	fitness wristband	1
#121	flask of mining oil	29
🥇	flask of tainted mining oil	50,996
#72	fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	1
#18	floaty inverse geode	8
#111	freshwater fishbone	3
#52	frozen banquet	28
#124	fruitcake	184
#62	fudge pocket square	1
#55	gamma nog	37
#364	garish pinky ring	12
#130	giant glass of brandy	4
#78	giant stuffed bugbear	1
#93	gift card	1
#82	gilded lily	1
#103	gingerbread bugbear	256
#3809	gingerbread horror	1
#608	gingerbread house	1
#536	gingerbread mutant bugbear	7
#89	gingerbread robot	7
#100	ginormous pumpkin	3
#202	glass of bourbon	1
#18	glass slipper	3
#224	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#97	goblin water	6
#100	gold crown	12
#5	gold star	3,853
#882	green balloon	1
#1909	green beer	1
#237	green candy heart	121
#70	green snowcone	304
#157	green-frosted astral cupcake	9
#68	gummi bowtie	1
#121	haggis socks	19
#138	haggis-infused soap	20
#150	haiku katana	1
#60	hambrosier	9
#13	haunted doghouse	1
#1411	heart necklace	5
#1045	heart-shaped balloon	2
#15	heart-shaped crate	1
#1138	herbal stuffing	6
#1024	herringcello	19
#56	hi-octane carrot juice	1
#230	high-energy mining laser	3
#626	holiday cheese log	2
#31	holo-bomber	1
#30	holo-platoon	1
#30	holo-tank	1
#104	home robotics kit	17
#79	huge pumpkin	5
#39	iFlail	1
#10	iShield	2
#30	ice cream sandwich	4
#11	ice pick	1
#691	invisible bag	1
#318	irradiated candy cane	12
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#315	jar of fermented pickle juice	6
#240	jar of squeeze	4
#92	java cookie	6
#1453	jawbruiser	2
#1066	jerky coins	1
#85	jewel-eyed wizard hat	1
#84	kumquartz ring	1
#250	kumquat supersucker	1
#216	lavender candy heart	133
🥉	left bear arm	1
#17	leftover canapés	10
#15	li'l orphan tot	1
#420	licorice garrote	5
#233	lime supersucker	1
#102	liquid ice	5
#836	live wire	1
#28	locked mumming trunk	1
#71	lollipop cufflinks	1
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#49	red velvet cake	45
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#1705	sandwich of the gods	2
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#155	shard of double-ice	42
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#806	sleeping stocking	1
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#1996	stuffed snowy owl	25
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#758	stuffed tin of caviar	63
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#2379	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	21
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#424	stuffed zmobie	2
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#1712	sturdy Crimbo crate	1
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#18	tempura broccoli	8
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#78	thought balloon	2
#298	three-tiered wedding cake	2
#448	tin cup of mulligan stew	2
#100	tiny black hole	1
#92	tiny costume wardrobe	1
#207	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	8
#32	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	20
#90	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	11
#26	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	9
#97	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	11
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#58	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	14
#51	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	15
#214	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	3
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#41	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	16
#23	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	8
#93	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	5
#94	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	11
#126	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	10
#186	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	3
#189	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	3
#37	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	7
#500	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	4
#129	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	10
#64	tiny die-cast golden ring	5
#34	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	7
#322	tiny die-cast killing bird	2
#79	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	13
#100	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	11
#325	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	2
#69	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	13
#552	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	1
#189	tiny die-cast turtle mech	3
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#189	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	33
#69	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	50
#205	tiny plastic Axe Wound	29
#146	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	27
#58	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	29
#82	tiny plastic Beebee King	23
#122	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	29
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#186	tiny plastic Black Knight	33
#211	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	18
#42	tiny plastic Boris	1
#200	tiny plastic Boss Bat	18
#70	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	12
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#83	tiny plastic Captain Kerkard	1
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#2499	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	7
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#74	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	23
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#4310	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#4232	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
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#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#79	tiny plastic Dr. Awkward	1
#346	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	3
#84	tiny plastic Ed the Undying	1
#50	tiny plastic Father McGruber	51
#196	tiny plastic Felonia	20
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
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#174	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#88	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#333	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	3
#285	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	23
#202	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	30
#98	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	36
#209	tiny plastic Hellion	29
#198	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	31
#472	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	2
#49	tiny plastic Jarlsberg	1
#95	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	2
#235	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	16
#178	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	34
#182	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	33
#171	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	36
#148	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	42
#44	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	2
#40	tiny plastic Krampus	2
#46	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	16
#28	tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	2
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#17	tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress	1
#60	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	49
#190	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	32
#74	tiny plastic Professor What	1
#190	tiny plastic Protagonist	32
#94	tiny plastic Queen Bee	20
#80	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	11
#50	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	2
#59	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	50
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#51	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	1
#113	tiny plastic Spam Witch	55
#184	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	33
#49	tiny plastic Susie	1
#48	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	2
#305	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	14
#136	tiny plastic The Man	25
#99	tiny plastic Toybot	2
#168	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	37
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#45	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	31
#228	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	28
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#2626	tiny plastic accordion thief	2
#110	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#183	tiny plastic angry bugbear	35
#2860	tiny plastic angry goat	6
#93	tiny plastic angry space marine	39
#78	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#192	tiny plastic anime smiley	31
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#172	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	36
#179	tiny plastic astronomer	36
#6168	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	2
#73	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
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#68	tiny plastic batbugbear	44
#155	tiny plastic beanbat	39
#71	tiny plastic bee swarm	44
#57	tiny plastic beebee gunners	52
#75	tiny plastic beebee queue	42
#1717	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	3
#83	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	41
#66	tiny plastic blazing bat	47
#2494	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	7
#179	tiny plastic blooper	33
#195	tiny plastic brainsweeper	32
#171	tiny plastic briefcase bat	37
#82	tiny plastic bugaboo	43
#63	tiny plastic buzzerker	49
#88	tiny plastic cavebugbear	41
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#2503	tiny plastic cocoabo	7
#2832	tiny plastic coffee pixie	6
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#175	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	22
#287	tiny plastic cubist bull	22
#187	tiny plastic demoninja	34
#2690	tiny plastic disco bandit	2
#171	tiny plastic drunk goat	36
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#569	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	2
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#184	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	32
#235	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	26
#54	tiny plastic fire servant	28
#207	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	30
#11	tiny plastic four-shadowed mime	5
#170	tiny plastic fruit golem	35
#2849	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	6
#2882	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	6
#2879	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	6
#175	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	35
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#189	tiny plastic goth giant	33
#3312	tiny plastic grue	5
#318	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	20
#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#4854	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	3
#95	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	37
#3266	tiny plastic killer bee	5
#192	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	32
#3972	tiny plastic leprechaun	4
#3934	tiny plastic levitating potato	4
#190	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	30
#70	tiny plastic moneybee	47
#2510	tiny plastic mosquito	7
#88	tiny plastic mumblebee	39
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#172	tiny plastic ninja snowman	37
#4346	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#78	tiny plastic peacannon	24
#67	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
#4798	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	3
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#156	tiny plastic scary clown	40
#1033	tiny plastic seal clubber	5
#63	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	2
#148	tiny plastic senile lihc	40
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#158	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	39
#107	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	19
#201	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	30
#3368	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	5
#266	tiny plastic spooky vampire	24
#3949	tiny plastic stab bat	4
#2515	tiny plastic star starfish	7
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4038	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#127	tiny plastic sword	1
#175	tiny plastic taco cat	34
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#78	tiny plastic the Free Man	23
#195	tiny plastic topiary golem	29
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#851	tiny plastic turtle tamer	6
#181	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	35
#111	tiny plastic warbear	2
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#156	tiny plastic warwelf	39
#153	tiny plastic whitesnake	39
#260	tiny plastic zmobie	24
#1124	tiny shaker of salt	1
#124	toast with jam	1
#1611	tofurkey leg	4
#909	tourmalime	1
#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
#67	toy Crimbot mega face	1
#67	toy Crimbot power glove	1
#64	toy Crimbot rocket legs	1
#62	toy Crimbot super fist	1
#34	training scroll: Shattering Punch	1
#48	training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique	1
#38	training scroll: Snokebomb	1
#18	transmission from planet Xi	38
#138	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	9
#1132	tropical wrapping paper	1
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#71	unfortunate dumplings	9
#14	unpowered Robortender	1
#1080	unstable DNA	34
#511	urinal cake	2
#197	voodoo snuff	8
#188	warbear LP-ROM burner	1
#154	warbear accoutrements chunk	45
#186	warbear auto-anvil	1
#106	warbear badge	1
#42	warbear battery	48
#9	warbear battle greaves	1
#6	warbear bearserker greaves	1
#165	warbear bearserker mead	1
#89	warbear bearserker potion	20
#161	warbear beeping telegram	8
🥈	warbear black box	1
#28	warbear blizzard mead	22
🥉	warbear breakfast machine assembler	45
#6	warbear ceremonial party pants	1
#188	warbear chemistry lab	1
#15	warbear dress bracers	1
#16	warbear dress greaves	1
#13	warbear dress helmet	1
🥉	warbear drone assembler	52
#42	warbear drone codes	1
🥉	warbear electric long johns	1
#4	warbear electro-spiked helm	1
#5	warbear empathy chip	39
#21	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#113	warbear energy bracers	2
#196	warbear exhaust manifold	1
#188	warbear exo-arm	1
#8	warbear fancy fedora	1
#197	warbear feasting bread	1
#190	warbear feasting mead	1
#8	warbear feathered fedora	1
#4	warbear fleece-lined long johns	1
#7	warbear fleece-lined warscarf	1
#37	warbear foil hat	5
🥈	warbear goggles	2
#117	warbear gyro	2
#270	warbear gyrocopter	3
#5	warbear heated ushanka	1
#128	warbear helm fragment	54
#7	warbear high festival pants	1
#192	warbear high-efficiency still	1
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#341	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	1
#168	warbear induction oven	1
#179	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
#199	warbear laser beacon	1
#13	warbear laser bowtie	1
#6	warbear lined ushanka	1
#68	warbear liquid lasers	2
#273	warbear liquid overcoat	1
🥈	warbear long johns	2
#219	warbear metalworking primer	5
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#6	warbear nuclear bowtie	1
🥈	warbear officer greaves	1
#215	warbear officer requisition box	1
#69	warbear oil pan	3
#8	warbear party pants	1
#4	warbear plain fedora	2
#6	warbear plain helm	1
#7	warbear plain ushanka	1
#7	warbear plasma bowtie	1
#9	warbear polarized goggles	1
#238	warbear procedural hilarity drone	5
#87	warbear rejuvenation potion	1
#48	warbear requisition box	122
#264	warbear robo-camouflage unit	4
#245	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	5
#10	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
#6	warbear soda machine assembler	41
#5	warbear spiked helm	1
#88	warbear superpotion	1
#156	warbear thermoregulator bread	1
#230	warbear trouser fragment	14
#272	warbear wardance potion	1
#134	warbear warrior bread	1
🥉	warbear warscarf	2
#390	warbear whosit	170
#223	white Xanadian	1
#903	white balloon	1
#248	white candy heart	130
#23	white earbuds	1
#108	whole turkey leg	1
#94	wind-up Whatsian robot	4
#61	wind-up ensign	6
#86	wind-up navigation droid	4
#75	wind-up owl	6
#60	wind-up vampire teeth	7
#615	witch hat	1
#21	witch's bread	8
#21	witch's brew	7
#490	wolfman mask	12
#347	yellow candy heart	112
#6	yellow puck	2
#1465	yo-yo	8
#67	zombie	1
#30	zombie dinosaur egg	5

Wow, that's 85,899 items total!

what items are this player missing?