Museum :: KaosFreak

KaosFreak

Rank	Item	Quantity
#409	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	2
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#142	Atomic Comic	3
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#239	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	4
#176	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	5
#212	BGE merchandise order form	20
#189	BGE pocket calendar	4
#53	BGE shotglass	68
#184	BGE temporary tattoo	5
#224	BGE tiny plastic toy	5
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#76	Bag o' Tricks	1
#50	Baja sopapilla	9
#324	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	8
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#32	Blood Light	99
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#112	Bone's Farm "wine"	15
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#254	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	4
#164	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	4
#175	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	4
#148	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	4
#155	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	4
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#589	CRIMBCO mug	19
#196	CRIMBCO scrip	2,010
#1011	CRIMBCO wine	6
#1224	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#786	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#194	Cheer-Up soda	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#41	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	1
#44	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	1
#43	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	1
#71	Crimbo Credit	200
#323	Crimbo Factory surprise box	4
#759	Crimbo candied pecan	11
#524	Crimbo fudge	20
#594	Crimbo peppermint bark	16
#234	Crimbo salad	5
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#17	Crimbo training manual	1
#350	Crimbo wreath	2
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#361	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#268	Crimbot battery	1
#471	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#243	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#205	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#474	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
#247	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#219	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#460	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#459	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#216	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#374	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#366	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#462	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#253	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#20	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#1074	Crimboween memo	10
#2810	Crimbuck	6
#465	Daffy Taffy	69
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#915	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	5
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
🥈	Dolph Bossin's charity note	1
#143	Ecto-Cooler	8
#32	Eldritch snap	3
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#50	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	3
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#65	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	6
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
#105	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#1049	Go-Wassail	1
#43	Handsome Devil	1
#354	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	8
#133	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#111	How to Avoid Scams	2
#10	Ice Island Long Tea	69
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#227	Inner Strength	2
#165	Inner Truth	3
#48	Inner Wisdom	5
#121	Interview With You (a Vampire)	1
#60	Juju Mojo Mask	1
#38	Junior Adventurer's kit	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#41	Knob Goblin love potion	669
#669	LED block	1
#254	Lars the Cyberian	2
#10	Lump-Stacking for Beginners	1
#1043	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	5
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#181	Mer-kin cookiestove	2
#25	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	62
#133	Mini-Crimbot crate	1
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#568	NPZR chemistry set	2
#16	Nightstalker perfume	101
#368	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	1
#386	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	1
#382	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	1
#328	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	1
#313	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	1
#319	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	1
#1269	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#19	Orcish frat-paddle	669
🥈	Peppermint Pip Packet	1
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#777	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#890	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#888	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#208	Red Pill	2
#45	Rethinking Candy	1
🥇	SalesCo sample kit	1
#128	Saturday Night Special	1
#514	Schrödinger's thermos	21
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#225	Silver Bullet beer	11
#185	Sinful Desires	3
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#24	Sneaky Pete's leather jacket	1
#1452	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#945	Summer Nights	1
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#409	Tales from the Fireside	3
#232	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	13
#598	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#684	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#24	The Big Book of Communism	1
#472	The Cooler Out of Space	2
#85	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	1
#80	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	1
#79	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	1
#65	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	1
#82	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	1
#76	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	1
#285	The Joy of Wassailing	12
#302	The Necbronomicon	1
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#38	The Smith's Tome	1
#102	The Snitch's Manifesto	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#30	The Spirit of Giving	1
#98	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	1
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#1016	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#1379	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	2
#1395	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	6
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#935	Travels with Jerry	1
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#274	Ultrasoldier Serum	2
#306	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	5
🥈	Uncle Crimbo's hat	1
#918	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
#29	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#59	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	1
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#10	Unionize The Elves sign	2
#47	V for Vivala mask	1
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#916	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#1568	adorable seal larva	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#1018	ammonite fossil	1
#2224	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	3
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
🥈	anniversary chutney sculpture	2
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#737	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#401	antique bottle opener	2
#52	antique nutcracker beard	1
#46	antique nutcracker boots	1
#45	antique nutcracker cape	1
#36	antique nutcracker drumstick	1
#32	antique nutcracker epaulets	1
#144	antique nutcracker figurine	1
#47	antique nutcracker hat	1
#45	antique nutcracker pants	1
#41	antique nutcracker sword	1
#44	antique nutcracker waistcoat	1
#535	antique painting of a landscape	1
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#933	antique record album	1
#384	antique souvenir drawing	2
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#769	aspirin	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#378	bacon bath ball	2
#502	bag of bones	1
#703	ball	9
#251	banana supersucker	1
#1020	banana-frosted king cake	1
#968	bananagate	1
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#183	bark rootbeer	5
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#219	bath ball gift set	22
#1291	battered Crimbo Crate	3
#698	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#977	belemnite fossil	1
#1064	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#169	bindlestocking	15
#14	bite-me-red lipstick	613
#297	black and white cracker	1
#54	black brandy	1
#119	black candy heart	121
#36	black candygram	2
#464	black spot	1
#46	black velvet box	22
#137	blank diary	1
#246	blank fudge mold	1
#518	blind-packed capsule toy	1
#201	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	62
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#1654	blood flower	1
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#621	blueberry-frosted king cake	1
#301	bone aperitif	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#59	bottle of Blank-Out	257
#106	bottle of Bloodweiser	1
#714	bottle of bubbles	1
#393	bottle of goofballs	64
#1073	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#142	bow staff	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#161	box of sunshine	2,512
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#93	bread line	6
#258	bread man	2
#110	bronze handcuffs	1
#447	brown plastic baby	1
#248	buñuelos Jaliscos	3
#296	bubble-wrap simulator	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#591	buckyball	8
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#714	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#433	can of Binarrrca	22
#1100	can of CRIMBCOLA	4
#299	can of V-11	1
#545	can of fake snow	1
#300	candied bolts	5
#287	candied nuts	5
#769	candy cane	47
#26	candy chalk	3
#118	candy harmonica	5
#1062	candy kneecapping stick	3
#1852	candy knuckles	1
#3108	candy stake	2
#717	canteen of wine	32
#802	cement sandals	1
#289	chainsaw chain	1
#266	chakra sludge	1
#22	chaos popcorn	69
#1344	cheap elven gloves	1
#341	cheap plastic bottle opener	19
#185	cheer-o-gram	1
#108	cheerful Crimbo sweater	1
#87	cheerful antler hat	1
#86	cheerful pajama pants	1
#77	chloroform rag	69
#233	chocolate bath ball	4
#231	chocolate cigar	8
#596	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	2
#809	chocolate-frosted king cake	1
#155	cigarette lighter	1
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#21	circle drum	1
#662	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#154	cloning kit	4
#27	coal paperweight	1
#597	coffin lid	1
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#529	comfy coffin	2
#244	communal gobstopper	4
🥉	control crystal	1
#566	cookie cookie	1
#864	cool whip	1
#529	corrupted data	11
#216	cranberry margarita (brackish)	1
#437	crystalline cheer	11
#262	crystallized memory	1
#377	cursed piece of thirteen	1
#234	cursed scrunchie	4
#919	cyborg doll	1
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#314	cylindrical mold	1
#30	deanimated reanimator's coffin	1
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#189	deluxe fax machine	2
#4	demon-horned hat	666
#99	dense meat stack	24,633
#98	depantsing bomb	69
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#740	designer handbag	3
🥇	detour shield	1
#1520	dill	2
#113	diving muff	1
#1640	doll house	1
#1607	dollhive	1
#67	double-ice gum	4
#273	drum of pomade	4
#1476	duck-on-a-string	1
#32	dungeon dragon chest	2
#1096	eggnog	12
#88	eggwater	5
#548	electrical thingamabob	1
#62	electronic dulcimer pants	1
#32	elf ploughshare	1
#287	elven limbos gingerbread	45
#843	elven cellocello	23
#457	elven moonshine	24
#1136	elven socks	2
#693	elven suicide capsule	25
#20	elven tambourine	1
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#295	executive mime flask	1
#141	extra-see-thru nightie	4
#314	extremely skinny jeans	1
#216	eye of the Tiger-lily	1
#175	faded green protest sign	1
#145	faded red protest sign	1
#507	fake blood	2
#749	fake plastic grass	2
#14	fancy black tie	1
#3837	fancy but probably evil chocolate	1
#2520	fancy chocolate	1
#410	fancy chocolate car	7
#790	fancy dress ball	13
#14	fancy tophat	1
#16	fancy tuxedo pants	1
#2393	felt	1
#1427	festive holiday hat	1
#686	festive sausage	2
#1764	fire	1
#65	flan del mar	8
#469	flashing novelty button	3
#80	flask of mining oil	88
#64	flour cookie	6
#143	fluid of fudge-finding	1
#121	foreign box	1
#740	frigid fudgepuck	1
#576	frozen Mob Penguin	1
#1168	fruitcake	14
#380	fudge bunny	1
#197	fudge cube	1
#843	fudge lily	1
#62	fudge pocket square	1
#259	fudge spork	1
#1415	fudgecule	1
#179	fudgecycle	1
#219	fudgesicle	1
#324	funhouse mirror	1
#551	ghost pickle on a stick	1
#89	ghost protocol	8
#380	ghost trap	1
#201	ghostly body paint	25
#136	giant green gummi bear	1
#173	giant green gummi ingot	1
#134	giant red gummi bear	1
#163	giant red gummi ingot	1
#132	giant yellow gummi bear	1
#168	giant yellow gummi ingot	1
#234	gift-a-pult	2
#1226	gingerbread bugbear	15
#3809	gingerbread horror	1
#307	gingerbread house	2
#1883	gingerbread mutant bugbear	3
#806	gingerbread robot	1
#166	glob of salty molasses	1
#1495	gloomy black mushroom	1
#224	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#1109	glowing red eye	1
#2776	golden ring	1
#24	golden twig	69
#2190	googly eye	2
#65	government booze shipment	1
#69	government candy shipment	1
#68	government food shipment	1
#70	grape troll doll	1
#1386	gray bow tie	1
#177	green and red bean	3
#241	green drunki-bear	1
#62	green eggnog	3
🥉	green face paint	1
#1006	green glowstick	1
#1010	green gummi ingot	1
#100	green hamhock	1
#171	gummi ammonite	1
#165	gummi belemnite	1
#68	gummi bowtie	1
#197	gummi canary	1
#201	gummi salamander	1
#241	gummi snake	1
#170	gummi trilobite	1
#190	gyroscope	15
🥇	hand-knitted diving booties	1
#3382	heart necklace	1
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#105	hemp candy necklace	6
#69	hermedisiac cologne	1
#793	herringcello	23
#39	hibernating robot reindeer	1
#544	hideous egg	2
#180	high-energy mining laser	6
#867	holiday cheese log	1
#460	hot wad	1
#90	huge Crimbo cookie	3
#312	hushed puppy	1
#1604	iGoogly	1
#1919	immense cyborg hand	2
#58	imported lemon lozenge	1
#237	incense bath ball	4
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#11	innuendo	69
#156	intact anemone spike	1
#138	intriguing puzzle box	3
#16	iron chain	1
#570	irradiated candy cane	7
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#1204	jar of swamp gas	2
#198	java cookie	4
#292	jawbruiser	8
#1066	jerky coins	1
#41	jingle bell	1
#1289	killer rag doll	1
#2542	killing feather	1
#2060	kite	1
#861	knuckle sandwich	17
#897	kumquartz	1
#84	kumquartz ring	1
#250	kumquat supersucker	1
#3057	laser-broiled pear	1
#692	leather chaps	1
#897	leather mask	1
#97	leftover Crimbo rations	2
#1751	length of string	1
#608	lewd playing card	3
#975	licorice garrote	3
#661	licorice root	1
#60	lifeless meat doll	1
#233	lime supersucker	1
#222	liquid SONAR	1
#24	little red book	1
#510	live wire	2
#71	lollipop cufflinks	1
#988	lollipop stick	1
#117	long-stemmed rose	15
#570	lovecat tail	1
#218	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
#99	lucky ball-and-chain	1
#251	lump of coal	1
#129	lynyrd musk	1
#117	lynyrd snare	1
#29	lynyrdskin breeches	1
#26	lynyrdskin cap	1
#33	lynyrdskin tunic	1
#1347	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
#613	magical pony: Pearjack	1
#1086	marionette	1
#575	marionette collective	1
#128	mime army camouflage kit	1
#71	mime army challenge coin	1
#22	mime army insignia (cryonics)	1
#25	mime army insignia (espionage)	1
#24	mime army insignia (infantry)	1
#25	mime army insignia (intelligence)	1
#26	mime army insignia (morale)	1
#17	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	1
#38	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	1
#18	mime army insignia (sanitation)	1
#227	mime army rations	1
#70	mime army shotglass	1
#152	mime army superserum	1
#205	mime army wine	1
#115	mime eraser	5
🥇	mime-proof sunglasses	1
#145	miniature antlers	1
#120	miniature coffin	1
#23	mirrored aviator shades	2
#108	misfit dolly	1
#107	misfit hobby horse	1
#109	misfit teddy bear	1
#201	moist Crimbo spices	2
#1345	monomolecular yo-yo	8
#618	motivational poster	6
#327	muffled muffuletta	1
#123	multi-level marzipan	5
#1680	mylar scout drone	1
#142	myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	2
#3075	nanite-infested candy cane	2
#3219	nanite-infested eggnog	1
#3326	nanite-infested fruitcake	1
#3424	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	1
#1183	nanofiber cloth	1
#25	nasty-smelling moss	1
#258	necrotizing body spray	35
#264	nega-mushroom	2
#375	negative lump	1
#868	night-vision goggles	2
#104	ninja pirate zombie robot head	1
#41	nuclear stockpile	1
#417	nugget of Crimbonium	1
#143	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	6
#125	obnoxious riddle	3
#469	oily golden mushroom	1
🥇	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	1
#840	oozenog	5
#1140	orange glowstick	1
#392	oriole-feather headdress	3
#1955	oversized fish scaler	1
#143	pack of chewing gum	3
#705	pack of pogs	11
🥉	packet of pumpkin seeds	1
#323	pair of bolt cutters	8
#319	pair of ragged claws	1
#957	paperclip	8
#103	paperclip cape	1
#99	paperclip pants	1
#141	paperclip sproinger	1
#91	paperclip turban	1
#101	paperclip-on tie	1
#363	parasitic claw	1
#228	parasitic headgnawer	1
#234	parasitic strangleworm	1
#190	parasitic tentacles	1
#1536	passable elf mask	2
#1303	patent leather shoes	1
#207	pear supersucker	1
#892	pearidot	1
#309	penguin focaccia bread	36
#1465	penguin thesaurus	1
#168	peppermint eel sauce	1
#242	peppermint tailings	50
#309	perl necklace	2
#79	personal massager	555
#27	pet bad vibe	1
#2716	pet rock	1
#435	petit 4.1	3
#117	petit fortran	5
#495	petrified time	1
#507	petrified wood	15
#332	phish stick	3
#168	pile of loose snow	1
#19	pine cone	1
#382	pink plastic baby	1
#211	pixellated candy heart	84
#41	plain candy cane	7
#367	plastic Crimbo reindeer	2
#529	plastic ingot	1
🥇	plastic vampire fangs	1
#1230	pocketwatch on a chain	1
#501	pog #01 (spider)	1
#483	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	1
#481	pog #03 (warwelf)	1
#482	pog #04 (skleleton)	1
#501	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	1
#488	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	1
#494	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	1
#495	pog #08 (hellion)	1
#492	pog #09 (pirate)	1
#513	pog #10 (hobo)	1
#498	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	1
#1087	poison pen	1
#195	poisonsettia	1
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#3882	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
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#3871	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#3910	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#3894	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#77	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#778	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
#84	tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
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#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#1317	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	1
#3861	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#74	tiny plastic Professor What	1
#3870	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
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#772	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
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#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#3905	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#49	tiny plastic Susie	1
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
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#3856	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
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#3942	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
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#3979	tiny plastic astronomer	1
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#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3954	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3907	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
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#3936	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#4497	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#52	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
#3876	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
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#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#3843	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
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#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#3922	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
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#8186	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#8092	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
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#8058	tiny plastic grue	1
#3894	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
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#8068	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#3890	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#8200	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8101	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#3837	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
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#73	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#1343	tiny plastic moneybee	1
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#46	tiny plastic sea elf	1
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#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
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#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#1126	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	1
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#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
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#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
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#196	vampire pearl	2
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#129	vial of holy water	1
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#2756	vitachoconutriment capsule	1
#497	wad of cotton	5
#188	warbear LP-ROM burner	1
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#106	warbear badge	1
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#252	warbear bearserker potion	1
#436	warbear beeping telegram	1
#292	warbear breakfast machine assembler	1
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#306	warbear drone assembler	1
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
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#196	warbear exhaust manifold	1
#210	warbear foil hat	1
#383	warbear gyrocopter	1
#341	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	1
#168	warbear induction oven	1
#179	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
#199	warbear laser beacon	1
#273	warbear liquid overcoat	1
#435	warbear metalworking primer	1
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#160	warbear officer requisition box	2
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#422	warbear procedural hilarity drone	1
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#419	warbear robo-camouflage unit	1
#431	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	1
#297	warbear soda machine assembler	1
#272	warbear wardance potion	1
#651	warbear whosit	1
#252	warehouse key	1
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#173	waterlogged stuffing	1
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#1221	wooden block	1
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#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
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#740	yellow glowstick	1
#1013	yellow gummi ingot	1
#2204	yo	1
#1164	yo-yo	13
#104	your own black heart	1

Wow, that's 44,709 items total!

what items are this player missing?